All those years and I still can't let go that bioware just ignored him in this dlc, considering his shadow broker info, imagine seeing him destroying high scores in the arcade...
Bus Stop Fortunately, there is enough dislikable characters that you can keep the sarcasm and get a high renegade score but still not be a complete d*ck. For example, the renegade counterpart to most paragon dialogue checks will actually have the same result. I doubt the DLC requires that you play evil Shepard, to the point above, just just mostly renegade, so that your face glows.
The main reason is probably cause there lazy though in military culture it is seen as insulting to point out someone’s battle scars, even if they look badass
True enough! I see how people reacted to Blood and Wine, and it even won several prizes as best RPG (not even in the dlc category). I admit I loved it too, but as you said, Citadel is an active part of the history, after you play it you just can't imagine going through the fanchise without it, while other dlcs just add some content, even in the case of The Witcher's dlcs...
Roberta B.R. yeah but rest of the game never mentions any of this dlc events. It's fantastic but completely seperate from other parts of the game while blood and wine is tied to the rest of the game.
***** Tali actually uses that knofe to deadly affect if... SPOILERS!! - - STOP! - if you choose certain options to let the Geth survive after mission Rannoch, then Tali will kill Legion with that knife
Still such a great touch that in their dramatic, apocalyptic series finale, the ME crew was just like “screw it, we’ll do a shameless silly fan-service DLC”
@@DanielBrongers I believe Isabella appears in the not-as-good-as-ME3's online portion as one of the playable characters and not in the actual main story.
So everyone is aware of Shepard's scars?? I would've loved to see more cutscenes like that. Liara: "Shepard, what happened to your face?" Shepard: [looks in the mirror] "AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!"
Connor Caldwell Yes- they even point it out in ME2- it is stated that, due to the rushed completion of Project Lazarus, Shepard still has scars. They heal with positive (paragon) thoughts while breaking apart with negative (renegade) ones. Though I doubt the shadow broker would be the one asking why...
I don't even bother with surgical procedures that fix the scars. Besides, have you seen how much platinum the equipment cost? You could upgrade the Normandy's main gun twice with that much platinum.
Ykskolme I got the line during the archive fight where everyone goes. Wrex was up top with the others, not me. One of the mercs says it during the fight.
Too bad it didn't scare the Reapers. Well, if the face didn't work, Shepard's dancing will do. As Garrus suggest, it will scare them, melt them or make them fall in love. :D
Somehow, an illuminatingly red eyed Shepard telling Brooks to relax is just hilarious to me. Also, I feel I need to give Kaiden respect. His romance dialogue with Femshep is amazing dry humour.
@@hyperion9062 i gave anime a shot, its so weird. its like awkward and cringy not like cringe the way people say it online but literally so much of the anime tropes and style physically makes me cringe lol
I actually KNEW she wasn't an Alliance intelligence agent. Obvious. I don't think secret agents are telling who they really are even in front of a legendary commander like Shepard... It was.... obvious, but she was funny though xD
honestly i get that kaidan isnt that original so hes not usually the favourite of everyone, but the way his lines are worded and acted is so nice, specially in 3, he would be an absolute bro in real life
Well you could have taken him to Tali's trial onto a Quarian Lifeship in ME2. The reactions were funny as hell when the door opened and a Geth stepped inside that courtroom.
MrRammsteinKicksAss Whoa, that's good to know, but do you know, will it spoil the whole peace making between geth and quarians. Because I want to make peace in ME3 but I want to see the reactions too.
Obyvvatel I don't think it will influence that possibility in any way. Didn't do that by myself as Legion is the last team member to join your squad and I usually start the Suicide Mission right after his loyalty Mission. From what I know he tells that Geth don't want to take any hostile action against the creators but will defend themselves if forced to. And also about the ongoing "Civil War" between the Geth and the Geth Heretics but I'm not really sure about that.
Shepard: "You could've dressed up a little bit, you know." Zaeed: "Are you kidding me, do you know how much people love this one-shoulder-pad look? I don't get it myself."
Woah, I've easily played the trilogy more than 10 times and I literally NEVER knew that there was unique dialogue for having high enough renegade for full scars.
Timestamps Order: [Timestamp] [Morality] [Gender] with [Companion], [(if applicable) relationship status] 0:00 Paragon M Shep with Ashley, romanced 0:22 Paragon M Shep with Ashley, not romanced 0:45 Paragon F Shep with Ashley 1:07 Renegade M Shep with Ashley, not romanced 1:30 Paragon F Shep with Kaidan, romanced 1:42 Paragon F Shep with Kaidan, not romanced 2:00 Paragon M Shep with Kaidan, romanced 2:14 Paragon M Shep with Kaidan, not romanced 2:23 Renegade M Shep with Kaidan, not romanced 2:51 Paragon M Shep with Liara, romanced 3:06 Paragon M Shep with Liara, not romanced 3:23 Paragon F Shep with Liara, romanced 3:34 Paragon F Shep with Liara, not romanced 3:46 Renegade M Shep with Liara, romanced 4:10 Renegade M Shep with Liara, not romanced 4:23 Paragon F Shep with Garrus, romanced 4:36 Paragon F Shep with Garrus, not romanced 4:55 Paragon M Shep with Garrus 5:08 Renegade M Shep with Garrus 5:28 Paragon M Shep with Tali, romanced 5:46 Paragon M Shep with Tali, not romanced 6:02 Paragon F Shep with Tali 6:24 Renegade M Shep with Tali, not romanced 6:38 Paragon F Shep with James 7:01 Renegade M Shep with James 7:26 Paragon M Shep with Wrex 7:46 Paragon F Shep with Javik
I'm trying to imagine how Mass Effect 2 companions would act in this sequence. I'm guessing Kasumi would make reference to the party from her loyalty mission. Also I think Grunt would turn up in full armour like Javik does.
im sad that the wrex in my mass effect died. i was stupid and didnt know what the automatic skill point assigner did. so i pretty much fucked up my playthrough.
There's DLC for both ME2 and ME3 called 'Mass Effect: Genesis', which allows you to make all of the important choices from the previous game(s). It's only about $3 and saves you the time of playing through ME1.
JadeHeartOfFire I used Genesis before I bought ME1 for the PC, I had part 2 and 3 already. It was nice, but eventually I caved in and bought part 1. Mostly cause of little things, like dialogue changes in the other games cause of choices you made in part 1, and other little fun things that are added in there - depending on how you handle certain events. It's up to you, but you could always use a Save Editor as well.
ManUtdBoy13 "Shepard-Commander, research on the extranet of human culture would indicate we should compliment your exterior appearance at this moment."
legion: shepard commander shepard: hey, you ain't gonna comment on my look? legion: we are geth, we don't appreciate appearance like organics (bonus renegade option) legion: damn shepard commander, nice cybernetics shepard: well at least someone likes my scars
I love Javik's reaction. Basically "I'm a living Prothean, that's catching enough." He's right considering how much people are fascinated by the Protheans, to see one alive is a big enough deal.
When I played this dlc I had so many fun times and good laughs with all the characters, highly recommend getting this if you haven't already. For those who have played and don't know this; When you get the space hamster in ME2 and find it in the area where Jack used to reside in ME3 your clone throws it in the garbage bin. I thought to myself, " You can try to kill me; you can try to kill my friends; you can ruin my dinner with Joker; you can steal my identity; you can ruin my reputation; you can force me to fall through a fish tank; you can make me destroy my companions favorite sushi place; you can take my crew and my ship; you can even use my room however you want; but if you harm so much as a hair on my hamster Mr. Cuddly Kins, I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The fact that hardened mercenaries and villains planned to send space hamster to an animal shelter as they thought a combat vessel to be an inappropriate place for animals had me laughing to no end
So, Shepard is a close, personal friend of Kasumi Goto (the best thief in the galaxy). They both went on a heist three times more complicated than this. Why did he/she not call Kasumi to help with this and went with Brooks, who is an untrained desk jockey, instead?
Truett Edgell She's a desk jockey who as far as shepard knows, knows the most about the situation. Paragon shep's are fairly trusting of others, which can bite them in the ass, renegade sheps don't give a fuck and are probably going along with her to shut her up and avoid Hackett or someone bitching them out for putting the war effort at risk. Atleast, those are the reasons my sheps have for going along with her.
"Not usually one for big parties. Much prefer the solitude of a lab." "Think of it as STG recon, Professor." "May consider holding the line at roulette."
@@barris2617 And Andromeda was not Terrible it was just meh after the bug fixes. As a first solo outing though we should be wanting it to improve with sequels not disappear. Mass Effect 1 had issues as well but people are far too nostalgic and harsh to give something a second chance. That's how Borderlands The Pre Sequel got an entire studio shit down. BL2 was basically masterful but Pre Sequel was good to it just wasn't as good or varied people being unfair about their past loves is how entire franchises go on hiatus or vanish. The main Bioware will be focused on Anthem why would we be against a new trilogy when they won't be trying to make one in the next few years at all.
"your best has my mandible on the floor. DAMN!" 😂 Garrus you smooth bastard. As a huge fan of adorable Tali, I had no idea my shooting bro was so smooth.
The one thing that disappointed me about citadel doc is I thought they said bring ur squad from me1 and 2 on one last mission so I was hoping to have all the squad mates to bring with me. But it was still amazing and a great send off to arguably the best series in the 360 ps3 era
I understood why we couldn't. Or at least I did until I went to the Arena and discovered that all the combat data for the ME2 squad mates was already in the DLC. God damn t, I so wanted Miranda present for the big reveal, her reaction would be PRICELESS.
Getting to take my girl Tali out, her getting to walk the red carpet, and making a statement in front of everyone saying "He's mine" and "She's my girl".... Tali deserves it more than anyone 💙
Garrus- he tried so hard to earn shepherds love ( female) and it pays off in the game XD Liara- woah...he wants to catch her when she "swoons" 0_0 Wrex- just plain funny :D those are my top 3 D:
"Shepard-Commander. We judge your outfit to be aesthetically pleasing."
LEGION 😭😭😭
awwh i miss him 😭💔
I think they would rather say aesthetically accetible.
That is exactly what he would have said. God I miss him.
All those years and I still can't let go that bioware just ignored him in this dlc, considering his shadow broker info, imagine seeing him destroying high scores in the arcade...
Tali: It needs a little something.
Puts arm around Shepard's arm
Tali: Now its perfect.
Just love that.
'M totally using that
Tali is best female companion change my mind
@@jackal253 You're 100% right! Thanks!
@@dumbwood5820 damn right I am
How do ya get this??
Do you imagine if you brought Grunt in this mission
Shepard: You're looking good Grunt
Grunt: WTF am i wearing?
Kevin Bernardini Shepard:a suit deal with it
I'm 50% sure Grunt's armour is grafted to his body, so I don't know how a suit would work.
Grunt: How much longer did you say I have to wear this before I could eat it?
Kevin Bernardini shep: looking good grunt
Grunt: heh he heh heh
That's more personality than Grunt was allowed.
"Lookin' good, commander."
**face is a glowing, cut up dumpster fire**
It adds character.
People are used to cybernetics these days.
The suit brings out his eyes.
@@MFenix206 a bit too much
Some women find facial scars attractive. Mind you most of those women are krogan.
I like that there's extra dialogue to acknowledge Shepard's scary ass face.
Me too, too bad that it is the only time in the game that they acknowledge that you have a face like a batering ram when you are renegade
Bus Stop Fortunately, there is enough dislikable characters that you can keep the sarcasm and get a high renegade score but still not be a complete d*ck.
For example, the renegade counterpart to most paragon dialogue checks will actually have the same result. I doubt the DLC requires that you play evil Shepard, to the point above, just just mostly renegade, so that your face glows.
I'm still upset they didn't add Renegade Femshep lines
"Does this formal wear bring out my eyes? Be honest."
The main reason is probably cause there lazy
though in military culture it is seen as insulting to point out someone’s battle scars, even if they look badass
"I might do more than catch you"
Shep's up to his old tricks
Pyro Gear We'll bang, ok?
+Darryl Skywalker Aye, that's right. Female Shepard will use the same line.
R.I.P. Kelly.
@@allknowingfreddybear9291 you know you can save her right?
@@allknowingfreddybear9291 Kelly can be saved you bastard :) Kelly is my favorite from ME2!!
No DLC has ever contributed so much to its game/franchise as Citadel DLC had to Mass Effect.
+SnepKaunt Right? Unlike the Leviathan one. :/
Today on How It's Made: Reapers!
+SomeKindaSpy lol
True enough! I see how people reacted to Blood and Wine, and it even won several prizes as best RPG (not even in the dlc category). I admit I loved it too, but as you said, Citadel is an active part of the history, after you play it you just can't imagine going through the fanchise without it, while other dlcs just add some content, even in the case of The Witcher's dlcs...
Roberta B.R. yeah but rest of the game never mentions any of this dlc events. It's fantastic but completely seperate from other parts of the game while blood and wine is tied to the rest of the game.
It's a shame Thane couldn't come along - I could see him fitting in nicely. He always had this classy formal manner that was irresistible.
It's a shame the DLC only activates when he dies... :(
Hmmm....Thane in a tuxedo... :Q
Jumeaux Elaine And Mordin! :( I wish Legion could come, too...
Sand Coffin Legion in a tuxedo ;__;
Jason Patowsky They wouldn't let Legion in. Same reason as to why EDI has to sit it out.
"I still think we should have gotten you an old-school tuxedo."
"I would have thrown it out the airlock."
Luke Middleton speaking of tuxs my shep's tux has disappeared and I think Javik threw it out the air lock
Seriously, take a shot every time he says that in this game, you'd be dead.
Sometimes I wonder what Protheans did on planets with atmosphere. There's no airlock anywhere
HiopX launched a rocket into space with the object or person then throwing them/it out
Pretty sure Wrex wanted to do the same thing with that thing🤣
I love how Tali still has a knife attached to her left leg lol.
Abuyin ibn Djadir priorities ;__;
Abuyin ibn Djadir i like how if a tital has mass effect and romance there has to be tali in the comments
@100429344246554197555 Could be, since nobody else in ME ever uses a knife.
*****
Tali actually uses that knofe to deadly affect if...
SPOILERS!!
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STOP!
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if you choose certain options to let the Geth survive after mission Rannoch, then Tali will kill Legion with that knife
Mookeylama get outta here
Shepard: I kept the face as is in case we need to stop a truck.
I like how James low key compliments him without making it uncomfortable in light of the self-loathing. Very expertly worded, Malshep even notices.
Isn't that a Terminator reference?
@@launcesmechanist9578 Get out!
@@PaulXPZ Okay, I'm gone.
Still such a great touch that in their dramatic, apocalyptic series finale, the ME crew was just like “screw it, we’ll do a shameless silly fan-service DLC”
“Looking good Shepard”
“Says the Turian with a face almost as mangled as mine”
DAMN
i cracked up
"I'm already wearing my two sexiest belts"
Will Scharnagl i feel like she could had a dress specially made to go on top of her suit
+sylermran you mean tali wearing a burka lol
I'm picturing Tali in her enviro suit with a dainty pink dress over it
Being a Quarian would be so unfortunate lmao.
Tali best grill
I love how they keep commenting on Renegade Shepard's face xD
It reminds me of Corusant from Star Wars.
How do you get that face for Shepard?
@@dovahkiin1172 renegade options
@@dovahkiin1172 you must not use med bay upgrade in me2 and go renegade
Good thing I used this upgrade because the face of my fem Shepard should look like hell (only Renegade options since Me1)
Kaidan: "Madam, who would you like to take your arm?"
Brooks: *smiles and grabs both*
Smooth. SO smooth.
Well I mean, she is voiced by the same chick as Isabela from DA2 and DAI.
Lol that scene was great, it stuck out more so than the others even.
@@johnkirsch5479 ty
I just notice that lol
@@johnkirsch5479 Isabella didn't appear in DAI in my playthrough. Hawk did though (and he mentioned her a couple of times as a romance)...
@@DanielBrongers I believe Isabella appears in the not-as-good-as-ME3's online portion as one of the playable characters and not in the actual main story.
Garrus: "Your best has my mandible on the floor, damn!"
I love this guy. He's awesome
At first I heard this as "Your breast has my mandible on the floor" 😂
@@koffeeyka5089 Maybe he was thinking it.
@@Hivedragon He definitely was
Had me rolling on the floor that one
I mean... Considering Fem-shep is always a tough, badass amazon, it's nice to allow her to feel like an Interstellar Marilyn Monroe for a bit 🤔
So everyone is aware of Shepard's scars?? I would've loved to see more cutscenes like that.
Liara: "Shepard, what happened to your face?"
Shepard: [looks in the mirror] "AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!"
Connor Caldwell Yes- they even point it out in ME2- it is stated that, due to the rushed completion of Project Lazarus, Shepard still has scars. They heal with positive (paragon) thoughts while breaking apart with negative (renegade) ones.
Though I doubt the shadow broker would be the one asking why...
Connor Caldwell OHHH MY GAWWDDD WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAACCCEEEE
if you want, you could have a surgical fix during me2 and you won't have scars anymore for both 2 and 3, but still be evil
*scars intensify from stress*
I don't even bother with surgical procedures that fix the scars. Besides, have you seen how much platinum the equipment cost? You could upgrade the Normandy's main gun twice with that much platinum.
Ash: "Looking good commander"
Renegade Shep: *Stares into her soul with his lifeless red eyes and unmoving face*
"At least you can dress up. What can I do? I'm already wearing my two sexiest belts."
I am sure Shep noticed. Tali is fine just the way she is.
Little late BUT DEM HIPS
Emphasis on the FINE.
"Your best has my mandible on the floor. DAMN." XD I love you Garrus.
+Eddie R. (CalmMind) The "DAMN!" is what sells it ROFL
TMNTno1fan
That..and it's Garrus. Garrus is the best. Nuff said.
True dat!
+Eddie R. tbh when I heard the damn I literally searched up garrus fan fics
S1MPLYP0TAT0
lol Garrus is one suave bastard
"As in "Beautiful" or as in "Causing invisible damage"?"
Tali voice: Shepard, you nerrrrrd
DnD ref i suppose? XD
Dragon age to be exact.
Best. Fucking. DLC. Ever.
i just loved it, the part with " THEY HAVE KROGAN, WHY WE CANT HAVE KROGAN " was absolutely my favorite :-D
artemis142
Who and when that line is heard? Ive missed it O.o
Ykskolme I think when they went into the vault and got ambushed so take Wrex with you.
Josh Nathan One simply does not take Wrex during this DLC.
Ykskolme I got the line during the archive fight where everyone goes. Wrex was up top with the others, not me. One of the mercs says it during the fight.
Renegade Shep is soooo touchy about his face
I can hear in my head BA BA BA BUUUUUUUUUUUUM BA BA BA BUUUUUUUUUUUM by a trumpet
I'm just commenting on here 4 years later so you hear the nice trumpet again :) You are welcome
Let us suffer together
BA BA BA BUUUUUUUUM
Thats the sound that indoctrination makes.
@@FasterthanLight11 right? XD
"It's missing a little something"
*Loops her arm through yours*
"There, now it's perfect"
DAMN, TALI! Way to shoot your shot!
That's the unromanced scene too so she's really still trying
Still like to think she's the canon male-Shep romance
@@TheSergio1021 she's the best written romance by far, but there are too many hints to ignore that Liara is "supposed to be" the canon romance.
@@my5head She has the most story out of all the squadmates
@@luf4rall who?
"I kept the face as is in case we need to stop a truck."
7:05 that face could have stopped a bulldozer
Too bad it didn't scare the Reapers. Well, if the face didn't work, Shepard's dancing will do. As Garrus suggest, it will scare them, melt them or make them fall in love. :D
Renegade Shep's mug could deflect a bow shot from the Destiny Ascension.
*"I look ridiculous."*
"Think of it like Camouflage. You don't wanna scare the prey."
*"Then we need to find bigger prey."*
Man, I love Wrex.
I played Citadel in a run where Mordin survives the game... I missed Wrex for stuff like that.
Seeing Wrex and with the dialogue just like that, it gave me flashbacks when The Boss criticized Snake for wearing a tuxedo in the jungle.
Somehow, an illuminatingly red eyed Shepard telling Brooks to relax is just hilarious to me.
Also, I feel I need to give Kaiden respect. His romance dialogue with Femshep is amazing dry humour.
Dammit, now I want to see Javik in a tux.
Tony Vega Thank you
He looks awesome!
Just a bowtie on the armor.
Smile and wave boys smile and wave
FellowSentaiFan 2000 eyyyyy, Madagascar reference?
@@dostwood5103 no, a jojo reference. Are you dumb?
@@TORVI8 weebs are insufferable
@@hyperion9062 me when I see a weeb: *sighs* primitives....
@@hyperion9062 i gave anime a shot, its so weird. its like awkward and cringy not like cringe the way people say it online but literally so much of the anime tropes and style physically makes me cringe lol
Liara's just simping on shepard whether she's romanced or not. She's just so adorable ARGHHHHHH
Brooks: "How are you so calm?"
Renegade Shepard: "Because I'm a Terminator"
Brooks was so adorable before you find out who she really is. XD
JadeHeartOfFire i felt so fucking betrayed and angry
+JadeHeartOfFire I actually wanted to romance her before she betrayed me
I actually KNEW she wasn't an Alliance intelligence agent. Obvious. I don't think secret agents are telling who they really are even in front of a legendary commander like Shepard... It was.... obvious, but she was funny though xD
I know... I really liked her.
@@heomji7216 I knew because she has her own unique model, not generic Alliance member one.
"It's a face that could stop a reaper, Shepard." Lots of great lines here but that one is my favorite.
Femshep: amazing sexy dress
Maleshep: His best pijamas
🤣 the best pijamas in the god damn Galaxy.
I'm Commander Shepherd and this is my favourite set of pajamas 😉
Not to ruin the joke, but I would hardly call that "amazing sexy dress".
SO MUCH TRUMPET.
i know right, i'm gonna be hearing it in my sleep.
At 4:34 Garrus’ “Damn” while gawking at femshep is one of the greatest things about these variations 😂
Garrus's and Wrex's lines are the best
Don't forget Kaidan :3
As usual
I look... Ridiculous
I love tali so much.
JAYDOG1337A she’s the best!
The Jam Man amen
She is the best!
Tali > All
Best Miss vas Normandy.
Glad we are all in agreement that tali is best girl
"You look radiant Commander"
"As in beautiful, or causing invisible damage?"
"Why can't it be both? Ow my heart"
Ummmm...what? XD
rhema-beth Boalch As in, she is causing invisible damage to his heart. Both romantic and deadly: radient.
I got what it meant :P it was just a slightly weird take on the compliment
I think it's the voice he uses that makes it sound so awkward and forced? Idk. Good line, awkward delivery.
Radiant as in radiation, the A. B. guy kinda fails at the explanation. Amazing fucking line though
Honestly i dont think its terrible delivery more of mocking tone on sappy dialogue.
THAT FUCKING CASINO MUSIC
That being said, Wrex is my favorite.
I love Kaiden's "Ow my heart" and Garrus "Damn" and Kaiden's "Ooh!" at the start of male sheps' I love the flirt with Ash too.
honestly i get that kaidan isnt that original so hes not usually the favourite of everyone, but the way his lines are worded and acted is so nice, specially in 3, he would be an absolute bro in real life
"I look......ridiculous" best quote in max effect! XD
Who's Max?
That'd be me. Sorry for running late, Internet Explorer took forever to get me here...
The dejected tone makes it even better. Grunt has acepted that he has to deal with the peculiarities of humanity.
Ego Alter ...Boi that be Wrex, not Grunt
only if legion was still alive at the time.
IMAGINE HOW COOL IT WOULD BE!
Well you could have taken him to Tali's trial onto a Quarian Lifeship in ME2. The reactions were funny as hell when the door opened and a Geth stepped inside that courtroom.
MrRammsteinKicksAss Whoa, that's good to know, but do you know, will it spoil the whole peace making between geth and quarians. Because I want to make peace in ME3 but I want to see the reactions too.
Obyvvatel
I don't think it will influence that possibility in any way. Didn't do that by myself as Legion is the last team member to join your squad and I usually start the Suicide Mission right after his loyalty Mission. From what I know he tells that Geth don't want to take any hostile action against the creators but will defend themselves if forced to. And also about the ongoing "Civil War" between the Geth and the Geth Heretics but I'm not really sure about that.
+Z Flanman I heard if u have full paragon u can keep legion alive
Could have taken Legion, Thane or Mordin. Damn, we really missed them.
Garrus romanced by Femshep is the best. Damn!
me too
0:55 WTF random Asari...
bigfatcarp93 I think the same!! that asari was so weird!!
She's jealous
either that or she sold her soul
she's doing her best
She looks dead inside
James was such a good addition to the crew, they finally broke the "human military = boring" streak, and with such aplomb. Freddie killed it.
honestly im a huge fan of james and kaidan in 3, they are such bros
I might do more than catch you Kelly-LIARA! DAMMIT!
My man recycling lines on these hoes
Lmfao i didint know there was dialogue for the fucked up face
I think because 99.65% perfect of players were sensible enough to do something about it.
Aw, why can't you link arms with Wrex?
+John Canavi ehh. He's a bro. They laugh about it later.
John Canavi Y'know, I think it would be Wrex's arm that would be dismembered. Taking Shepard's cybernetics into consideration.
Izaiah Salter that implant ressurect him, not turn him into a monster.
We see the fucker headbutt a krogan into uncounciousness. I wouldnt be entirely sure about that.
Izaiah Salter Wrex can literally crush metal.. lol
Shepard: "You could've dressed up a little bit, you know."
Zaeed: "Are you kidding me, do you know how much people love this one-shoulder-pad look? I don't get it myself."
Damn! Zaeed in this party would be as hilarious as Wrex.
Woah, I've easily played the trilogy more than 10 times and I literally NEVER knew that there was unique dialogue for having high enough renegade for full scars.
"I look ridiculous!"
Timestamps
Order: [Timestamp] [Morality] [Gender] with [Companion], [(if applicable) relationship status]
0:00 Paragon M Shep with Ashley, romanced
0:22 Paragon M Shep with Ashley, not romanced
0:45 Paragon F Shep with Ashley
1:07 Renegade M Shep with Ashley, not romanced
1:30 Paragon F Shep with Kaidan, romanced
1:42 Paragon F Shep with Kaidan, not romanced
2:00 Paragon M Shep with Kaidan, romanced
2:14 Paragon M Shep with Kaidan, not romanced
2:23 Renegade M Shep with Kaidan, not romanced
2:51 Paragon M Shep with Liara, romanced
3:06 Paragon M Shep with Liara, not romanced
3:23 Paragon F Shep with Liara, romanced
3:34 Paragon F Shep with Liara, not romanced
3:46 Renegade M Shep with Liara, romanced
4:10 Renegade M Shep with Liara, not romanced
4:23 Paragon F Shep with Garrus, romanced
4:36 Paragon F Shep with Garrus, not romanced
4:55 Paragon M Shep with Garrus
5:08 Renegade M Shep with Garrus
5:28 Paragon M Shep with Tali, romanced
5:46 Paragon M Shep with Tali, not romanced
6:02 Paragon F Shep with Tali
6:24 Renegade M Shep with Tali, not romanced
6:38 Paragon F Shep with James
7:01 Renegade M Shep with James
7:26 Paragon M Shep with Wrex
7:46 Paragon F Shep with Javik
OK, but then how the hell did I get 4:23 on the playthrough where I ONLY romanced Thane?????
@@akagamenokyla1042 LMAO i guess garrus just wanted you to know how he feels 💀💀
Man I love when characters mention Renegade Shepherd’s cybernetic scars. “That’s a face that can stop a reaper, it has its own charms” lol
I lost it at "I kept the face as-is, in case we need to stop a truck."
Javik showing up in his combat armor gets me everytime.
Remember Javik if you didn’t take him wanted to hold all casino patrons hostage to get what Shepard and crew needed
He wears the black variant of it and has a bowtie added.
I'm trying to imagine how Mass Effect 2 companions would act in this sequence. I'm guessing Kasumi would make reference to the party from her loyalty mission. Also I think Grunt would turn up in full armour like Javik does.
Shepard: “you know what they say about a sharp-dressed man.”
Ashley: “👁👄👁”
Well what... do they say?
@@patrickn.4113 In the words of ZZ Top, "They come runnin' just as fast as they can 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man"
Wrex's part is the best.
im sad that the wrex in my mass effect died. i was stupid and didnt know what the automatic skill point assigner did. so i pretty much fucked up my playthrough.
How do you get wreck as a companion
Wrex
ToxicAngel 2000 If you have this DLC, he'll be a companion for the course of its storyline. Sadly not afterwards, though.
I'm gonna buy ME1 so Wrex isn't dead by default
There's DLC for both ME2 and ME3 called 'Mass Effect: Genesis', which allows you to make all of the important choices from the previous game(s). It's only about $3 and saves you the time of playing through ME1.
JadeHeartOfFire I used Genesis before I bought ME1 for the PC, I had part 2 and 3 already. It was nice, but eventually I caved in and bought part 1. Mostly cause of little things, like dialogue changes in the other games cause of choices you made in part 1, and other little fun things that are added in there - depending on how you handle certain events. It's up to you, but you could always use a Save Editor as well.
Gibbed's Save Editor.
Mass Effect Legendary edition.
i wish i could have invited legion ^.^
"Shepard-Commander why are we here?" Legion would be like "DAFUQ IS THIS SHIT O_o" and be confused.
ManUtdBoy13 "Shepard-Commander, research on the extranet of human culture would indicate we should compliment your exterior appearance at this moment."
Now I can't stop imagine Legion wearing tuxedo. Thank you, I can't stop laughting now.
legion: shepard commander
shepard: hey, you ain't gonna comment on my look?
legion: we are geth, we don't appreciate appearance like organics
(bonus renegade option)
legion: damn shepard commander, nice cybernetics
shepard: well at least someone likes my scars
They wouldn't have let Legion in. Same reason for why you can't bring EDI; mechs can contain cheating software and would arouse suspicion.
"I might do more than catch you"
[KELLY CHAMBERS HAS LEFT THE CHAT]
*Kelly has stayed in the chamber*
I love Javik's reaction. Basically "I'm a living Prothean, that's catching enough." He's right considering how much people are fascinated by the Protheans, to see one alive is a big enough deal.
I love Wrex.
who doesnt...
RaicCchu Look, he pointed a fucking gun in my face and I barely knew him. Couldn't let that slide. Not in front of my crew.
SlyBeast Yea and Grunt slams you up against a wall getting ready to kill you and people still love him.... don't understand why or how but they do.
Maybe next time you won't destroy the only hope for his people then tell him that he has to fall in line :P
Yea I could never bring myself to betray Wrex.
I love Tali's catwalk
Yeah she is sassy as fuck :)
Omg Garrus 'My mandibles are on the floor. Damn' I was nearly crying with the laughter :)
well, at least shepard can make fun of his own face.
I love that reference on "Sharp dressed man" from ZZ top from Shepard to Ashley
RIP Dusty Hill
When I played this dlc I had so many fun times and good laughs with all the characters, highly recommend getting this if you haven't already. For those who have played and don't know this; When you get the space hamster in ME2 and find it in the area where Jack used to reside in ME3 your clone throws it in the garbage bin. I thought to myself, " You can try to kill me; you can try to kill my friends; you can ruin my dinner with Joker; you can steal my identity; you can ruin my reputation; you can force me to fall through a fish tank; you can make me destroy my companions favorite sushi place; you can take my crew and my ship; you can even use my room however you want; but if you harm so much as a hair on my hamster Mr. Cuddly Kins, I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The fact that hardened mercenaries and villains planned to send space hamster to an animal shelter as they thought a combat vessel to be an inappropriate place for animals had me laughing to no end
Kaidan is so cute 😭😭😭❤
Kaidan is best husbando
So, Shepard is a close, personal friend of Kasumi Goto (the best thief in the galaxy). They both went on a heist three times more complicated than this. Why did he/she not call Kasumi to help with this and went with Brooks, who is an untrained desk jockey, instead?
Because Brooks is insistent on not bringing anyone new in because she's a bitch
AnnihilatorDigimon Simple. Ignore the desk jockey (as far as Shepard knows) because she's stupid.
Truett Edgell She's a desk jockey who as far as shepard knows, knows the most about the situation. Paragon shep's are fairly trusting of others, which can bite them in the ass, renegade sheps don't give a fuck and are probably going along with her to shut her up and avoid Hackett or someone bitching them out for putting the war effort at risk.
Atleast, those are the reasons my sheps have for going along with her.
Actually Kasumi is busy with her own business at the casino that night. Play it and you'll find out what.
***** That was AFTER the Clone Shepard event. She wasn't doing anything before that.
"Not usually one for big parties. Much prefer the solitude of a lab."
"Think of it as STG recon, Professor."
"May consider holding the line at roulette."
Mordin..... 😔
I laughed at garuss when he said damn at 4:38
I think Wrex was best :D (Enthusiastically) "I look" (seriously) "ridiculous ..." :D
Shepherds face at 5:57, He knew what's Tali's up to..
This DLC is better than the entirety of Andromeda.
And the entirety of ME3 too, unfortunately.
Aaaand there we have the whiner squad.
The ME Trilogy was my first 3 platinums. I love these games. Classics for sure.
Ego Alter oh come on that's such bullshit ME3 was not a bad game it was the second best in the franchise
@@barris2617 And Andromeda was not Terrible it was just meh after the bug fixes. As a first solo outing though we should be wanting it to improve with sequels not disappear. Mass Effect 1 had issues as well but people are far too nostalgic and harsh to give something a second chance. That's how Borderlands The Pre Sequel got an entire studio shit down.
BL2 was basically masterful but Pre Sequel was good to it just wasn't as good or varied people being unfair about their past loves is how entire franchises go on hiatus or vanish. The main Bioware will be focused on Anthem why would we be against a new trilogy when they won't be trying to make one in the next few years at all.
"Ow, my heart." - Kaidan reaches his peak
The way the song loops it sounds like the song is just one tune that repeats over and over
"your best has my mandible on the floor. DAMN!"
😂 Garrus you smooth bastard. As a huge fan of adorable Tali, I had no idea my shooting bro was so smooth.
Loved Tali’Zorah’s lines.
Especially “still needs something...perfect.”
1:58 penguins from Madagascar line
It goes to show how such an out of place dlc is so beloved. It’s just so much fun
I never thought of taking the Prothean... Wrex has the most hilarious line by far, though.
Citadel DLC was amazing. I loved every minute of it
The one thing that disappointed me about citadel doc is I thought they said bring ur squad from me1 and 2 on one last mission so I was hoping to have all the squad mates to bring with me. But it was still amazing and a great send off to arguably the best series in the 360 ps3 era
I understood why we couldn't. Or at least I did until I went to the Arena and discovered that all the combat data for the ME2 squad mates was already in the DLC. God damn t, I so wanted Miranda present for the big reveal, her reaction would be PRICELESS.
I romanced Miranda and to have her cut out of the game and all but a few cut scenes in me3 sucked
Frank Casamento Try romancing Ash in ME1! Literally 40 seconds of dialogue and a measly email!
Frank Casamento ditto with Jack
The citadel scenes with Jack make up for it though in my opinion.
Damn that FemShep walk... now there's two things she's bad at: sauntering and dancing.
Pmsl at shepherd saying "I kept my face as is in case we need to stop a truck"
Javik in a Tuxedo is...actually a hilarious thought.
Yes yes it is now would you like to see the airlock
Too bad EDI couldn't come along for this.
It would have been funny if somoene asked in the casino
''Who the fuck brought a sex bot?''
@@winterweasel425 no Edi has an artificial epidermis and evening wear.
@@barrybend7189 no she doesn't. Legion even comments to that effect. When Eva's skin burned off it wasn't temporary
During the Tali and renegade Shepard scene I kinda wish after Shepard made his face comment, Tali would say “I have a mask or 2 you can borrow”
Man, it would've been awesomely funny at 7:22 to have James linking arms with Shepard and strolling along.
Getting to take my girl Tali out, her getting to walk the red carpet, and making a statement in front of everyone saying "He's mine" and "She's my girl".... Tali deserves it more than anyone 💙
Lmao wrex was hilarious and garrus was badass as always
“I’m already wearing my two of my sexiest belts” xD God I love you Tali.
honestly i could have a whole mass effect game with the exact energy as this DLC,
action, comedy at its finist.
It's kinda shame you couldn't get Kasumi for that mission
And umm... 3:42 what's up with Shepard's arm? Clinging on invisible friend?
Maybe Kasumi did come along :D
Garrus- he tried so hard to earn shepherds love ( female) and it pays off in the game XD
Liara- woah...he wants to catch her when she "swoons" 0_0
Wrex- just plain funny :D
those are my top 3 D:
My favourite by far is 7:26 " I look ridiculous"
I didn't know renegade Shepard had specific self conscious jokes about his face 😮