Wow! It took me reading that conversation in text to realize Mordin was being a Smartass and not just reciting random trivia. I miss the subtle humor of Milky Way Mass Effect
"What's the matter Vakarian? You chicken?" "I don't even know what that is, though I've heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it." Gets me every time
when you need a problem shot, ask a turian. when you need a problem talked to death, ask an asari. when you need a new problem, ask a salarian. when you need a problem fixed, ask a human. hehe
Zaeed: "Pile the bodies in the street and burn 'em." Grunt: "Anyone else hungry? No?" Zaeed: "Is there any smell that doesn't make you hungry?" Grunt: "I dunno yet." Grunt is easily the best character. Ever.
9:34 gets me everytime. Thane's son gets arrested for attempting to murder the guy shepard just murdered in front of the police, meanwhile Shepard walks out a hero... Spectre status is priceless.
Tali being adorably funny, as always XD how the conversation should have continued Shepard: Well your alive that's the important part Tali: That's not the point I'm making
Joker: "You won't tell Shepard about this, will you? " Mordin: "Shepard won't find out from me." Joker: "... He's standing right there, isn't he..." Krogan Shaman: "I wish I wasn't."
"What do you suppose the prothean eats? What if it's boiled asari with a side of fried turian? I don't know about Liara but I'm not taking that one for the team." -Garrus
Garrus: "That's unfortunate, hospitals aren't fun to fight through." Shepard: "What is fun to fight through?" Garrus: "Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy." Best lines ever.
"How do you know when a turians' run out of ammo?" "When he switches to the stick u his ass as a back up weapon." I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my entire life. :D
Man, mass effect was so awesome, this hit me right in the nostalgia, i might replay the whole trilogy again. How could they screw up andromeda so badly omg
haha, I used to take this name too, my YT account was John Shepherd also but renamed to Shepard because ... well ... I'm commander of the Normandy and master of the universe, deal with it ... I should go now
Shepard just looks so disappointed every time he talks to joker.
Got me every time lol
He is just feeling the cringe
hes like ಠ_ಠ
He's just being a perfect vessel for the player.
Shepard just has an existential crisis every time he sees Joker
Shep: "I should go"
Prisoner: "Wish I could go"
Muammar Thangkhiew Shep: no you don't
This Shepard face after every Joker line is just killing me xD
ಠ_ಠ
"Thresher Maw getting closer!"
"Tell me something I don't know.!"
"Iron in Truck an excellent supplement for Maw's diet!"
I don't often laugh my ass off at video games, but that right there did it.
Wow! It took me reading that conversation in text to realize Mordin was being a Smartass and not just reciting random trivia. I miss the subtle humor of Milky Way Mass Effect
@@godofawesum223 That was not Mordin, that was Padok Wiks. Probably. edit: nvm.
@@ThePlatineist It was mordin
"Did you steal the cookie from the cookie jar?"
"No data available."
Shepard-Commander, this platform requests a visit to the citadel to obtain a sufficient cookie supply.
"there was a hole :c"
"What's the matter Vakarian? You chicken?"
"I don't even know what that is, though I've heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it."
Gets me every time
Get it becauusde...Turians are..birfhdds... and chicken is a birds
@@keisufederationmapping2748 its because people compare every taste of meat to chicken. Like people always say alligator meat tastes like chicken etc
@@eloolodiiie why did you feel the need to reply this to an obvious shitpost
when you need a problem shot, ask a turian.
when you need a problem talked to death, ask an asari.
when you need a new problem, ask a salarian.
when you need a problem fixed, ask a human.
hehe
Words to live by.
When you need a problem shoved "right on your ass", ask a Krogan
Damn right.
More like: when you need your problem headbutted, ask a krogan
You humans are all racists!
Tali: So you're a real, living Prothean?
Javik: As apposed to a fake, dead one?
Me: Yes, a Collector!
I wish she said that.
I, too, have seen that comic.
I love the inclusion of Shepard's blank reaction with every stupid thing Joker says.
ಠ_ಠ
"Warlord Okeer is dead"
"Of course he is, you're with Shepard"
If you throw us out the airlock, we will still live. Geth do not require oxygen.
Matthew Bay
Nice.
Matthew Bay which is odd because in the cerberus reports they mention Shepard dying of exposure and cold boiling instead of just asphyxiation
Wasn't Shepard found dead on a planet? Wouldn't Shepard then be burned up because of reentry into the planet's atmosphere and impact planet side?
Miguel L Yeah that's why Cerberus spent 2 years regenerating her body.
Wrex: "Sometimes I don't know if the Normandy's a warship or a travelling freak show."
Or a soap opera. XD
Definitely.
Or a weird club
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."
Still my favorite.
vh2k This store discriminates against the poor
"your Joker pilot insists i cal myself prothi the prothean, i insisted he allowed me to throw him out of the airlock"
LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL
Zaeed: "Pile the bodies in the street and burn 'em."
Grunt: "Anyone else hungry? No?"
Zaeed: "Is there any smell that doesn't make you hungry?"
Grunt: "I dunno yet."
Grunt is easily the best character. Ever.
Drake thanks alot
Grunt is my hungry baby son that must be proteccted.
Doesn't want to eat ramen
Grunt is awesome, but that honor goes to Garrus.
Love how each Joker scene in ME2 pretty much ended with Shepard like >: |
more like ಠ_ಠ
"Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before."
-puts hand down slowly to pout-
"No Data"
Touché
9:34 gets me everytime. Thane's son gets arrested for attempting to murder the guy shepard just murdered in front of the police, meanwhile Shepard walks out a hero... Spectre status is priceless.
Shep's a Spectre.
"The galactic humane society reminds you that animals are people too." LOL
Tali: "Vents... Always the vents..."
Shepard: "You did fine at the collector base"
Tali: "I got set on FIRE!"
Tali being adorably funny, as always XD how the conversation should have continued Shepard: Well your alive that's the important part
Tali: That's not the point I'm making
"Analysis: Defenseless herbivores are no match for guided missiles" lol
Joker: "You won't tell Shepard about this, will you? "
Mordin: "Shepard won't find out from me."
Joker: "... He's standing right there, isn't he..."
Krogan Shaman: "I wish I wasn't."
7:28: "You don't want to hear a drunk Elcor sing".
Me: Yes I do!!
TIPSILY: ANNAGOTTA DAVITA - HICCUP NOISE - BAB -SLURRING WORD0 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Shepard: "What kind of weapons does This thing have?
Liara: "It's a Taxi. It has a fare meter."
Shepard: "Wonderful."
"That's a straw, Tali."
Beautiful writing, 10/10
EEmmeerrrgency InDUCtion PORT!!
i am a biotic God.... FEAR ME!!!!
+Silent Gamer2015 ...charge!
Charge
Hey buddy! Your drunk now sit down be for you hurt yourself.
''But you are forgetting something''
''What?''
''I'm a Spectre Two''
''UGH MY ARMMM''
''You'll live''
Probing Uranus...
Chill4R3al really?
when i was reading description for uranus i was thinking like yeah it will have good things. d e p l e t e d
I love how every time shepherd talks to joker, he looks like he is done with jokers shit xD
The look your Shepard makes when talking with Joker is priceless
like this ಠ_ಠ
5:03 "I don't need luck. I have ammo!"
Grunt, how I love you so.
Tali-"Youre a real, living prothean?"
Javik- "As apposed to a fake, dead one?"
Javik the troll
Jokers smart comments + Shepards face :-| = priceless
ಠ_ಠ
If Garrus calibrated that gun sooner we could’ve killed the reapers in like 20 minutes
Lol watch the video Garrus ascent to godhood. Yea he literally can
Everything that Ken Donnely says is gold.
your Shepard legitimately scares the piss out of me
14:40 Analysis defense herbivores are no match for guided missiles. Holy shit Ive never heard that before, I nearly died of laughter.
Samuel L. Shepard.
"Guarantee Shepard won't learn about this from me..."
"He's standing right there, isn't he?"
Joker, he's always there.
"You don't act like a dying man."
Now I'm dying.
"What do you suppose the prothean eats? What if it's boiled asari with a side of fried turian? I don't know about Liara but I'm not taking that one for the team." -Garrus
6:09 Liara: "Let it go Liara... Just let... it... go"
I was literally looking for this comment
"So if I shot you dead right now, a drell court wouldn't convict me?"
Lol!
"Is there a smell that doesn't make you hungry?
"I don't know yet"
Ramen
probing uranus XDDDD
Laughing my ass off right now....
24:49 in, Shepherd straight KILLING IT on the dance floor had me dying laughing.
Oh my god... The mustache..
6:12
Oh my fucking god...
+NeutralObjections I KNOW :D, I was just about to comment that wow her face is priceless!!
+Old Aqua Glad I'm on HER side!
Imagine a drunk elcor singing.
"With Passionate Ecstasy: Eaaarrrttth anngeeelll, earth angel, will you be mine?"
Garrus: "That's unfortunate, hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
Shepard: "What is fun to fight through?"
Garrus: "Gardens, electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."
Best lines ever.
I should go.
Ishould go.
Aishould go.
Aisha go.
Aishago.
Tali and Garrus are so meant for eachother
If you don't romance tali, garrus and talk hook up
Shame they’re the best romances. I always choose one or the other, so they don’t end up together. Oh well lol
"How do you know when a Turian is out of ammo?"
"He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon!"
Ahaha the face Shepard does afte joker's jokes kill me
13:15 the cut from the fish question to the fish tank almost made me do a spit take.
"There was a hole." Best.
Tali's reaction to knowing what's wrong with Grunt is best
"Really commander?" *sigh,* "Probing Uranus."
Garrus: "this one feels like a flower"
Lol'd so hard! XD
Renegade Shepard sounds like Archer.
Commander Shepherd's fish took the highest casualties in this entire series.
i love whenever Shepard insults a species while a member of that species is in his current squad.
TO BE THE KROGAN QUEEEEEEEEEENNNN!!!!!
"There's a trauma center near here, right?"
"Ah, fuck it."
ROFL
Legion: friendly fire! Help me Shepherd Commander!
Lol
17:50
commence the "i should go" montage
Having played virtually purely as paragon, I had no idea how much hilarity was missed by avoiding the renegade options. This is gold.
17:50 The most emotion I've ever witnessed from her.
"How do you know when a turians' run out of ammo?"
"When he switches to the stick u his ass as a back up weapon."
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my entire life. :D
Man, mass effect was so awesome, this hit me right in the nostalgia, i might replay the whole trilogy again.
How could they screw up andromeda so badly omg
9:18 oh my GODS...
that was great.
Where is the stoned volus from ME2?
right before the merc boss when recruiting samara
"He's standing right there, isn't he"
*Doc from off-screen*
"and I wish I wasn't"
That was Eve, not Dr. Chakwas
I loved the "Geth dont use windows" conversation.
"my Brain agrees with you" thanks Tali XD
Jack's "Just kick his ass!" kills me every time lmao
"I should go."
-Commander Shepard
Drunken Tali is so cute XD
the face Shepard makes every time Joker makes a crack, I die laughing. the editing in this is fucking perfect.
Garrus shooting Brooks and going "You know, I meant for that to be a warning shot... ah, well." is my absolute favorite joke in any game ever.
Fixin' problems is my job ... I should go
John Shepard I name all my files Shepherd so it's Shepherd shepherd
haha, I used to take this name too, my YT account was John Shepherd also but renamed to Shepard because ... well ... I'm commander of the Normandy and master of the universe, deal with it ... I should go now
-Echoes of Garrus' calibration lines float around every fan's mind-
"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
Renegade Shepard has the best lines ever! I don't know how anyone can play paragon, its so boring for me
ProffesionalBannanna Accurate statement.
God that scene with legion about your armor lol.
5:55 HAHAHAH LMAO
9:56 That face says "I'm really getting sick of your shit joker".
"can it wait I'm in the middle of some calibrations"
- Garrus vakarian
Because it's a big, stupid jellyfish....
Is this on PC? The graphics are leagues better than PS3 my god
+kefkapalazzo1 It must be then. I'm pretty sure none of the games have been re-released on current gen consoles
sea strider i know even mass effect 2 looks better on pc than 3 does on console
kefkapalazzo1 That because you can match it to your system's specifications. And You can make a PC that's way more powerful than a ps3
sea strider i know but i didn't think the improvement could be so drastic
***** sorryfor paying more attention to the dialogue
21:00 Killing the Trilogy, BEST LINES EVER :D
9:03 killed me, oh god xD
calibrations = cocaine
"Throw it out the airlock Commander!"
6:34 Had me Laughing so hard
"Probing Uranus"... he he he
I love how every line of Joker's is followed by a disapproving stare from Shepard.
Garrus' line is the best for for grunts rite of passage 😅
"Probing Uranus" was not one I expected to see, but still laughed at. (22:13)
1:09, 3:08, 4:11, 8:55, 9:49.