The Absurd Powers of John Constantine

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  • @WebCamParrot
    @WebCamParrot  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    Let me know what you guys thought of the video down in the comments and yes there were things I had to exclude from this video for the sake of length.
    Some of the more cosmological elements to Constantine's made it into my DC Multiverse video instead so check that one out if you are curious what terms like "Creation" actually mean within the context of DC: th-cam.com/video/7b0PktXUqD4/w-d-xo.html
    Go ahead and give me some ideas for other videos you'd like to see too.

    • @veryscary9881
      @veryscary9881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Day unknown of asking parrot to scale the dark tower franchise

    • @megaman6194
      @megaman6194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dark tower would be fire

    • @Cakelover420
      @Cakelover420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WebCamParrot how about you try scaling Green Lantern Hal Jorden,the classic version

    • @cherechesalexdaniel811
      @cherechesalexdaniel811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WebCamParrot This video was great! I had no idea Constantine was this strong!

    • @shuvodev7888
      @shuvodev7888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you scale To Aru verse?

  • @Kajnake
    @Kajnake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11052

    Constantine is basically "the nerd that read the lore and now knows where to farm all the good stuff"

    • @millburray6676
      @millburray6676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

      When you have the walkthrough open, whilst playing.

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      Been reading Constantine for years, that is the best modern definition I've seen, well played

    • @halcyon6098
      @halcyon6098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      👏👏👏

    • @boltok9584
      @boltok9584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Honestly he's the guy who watches what goes on an says... I'ma kick this puppy an solve the problem indirectly making 4 other ppl do it then sprinkle dust an say I win

    • @constantinedaurum9943
      @constantinedaurum9943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      He's like a magical batman mixed with young Joseph joestar
      (Batman) strategy, intelligent, almost always prepared and dangerous when so
      (Jojo)sharp wit, unbelievably lucky, not afraid to cheat to win, cheated death multiple times

  • @freddypedraza2066
    @freddypedraza2066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6270

    He's basically knows a guy that owes him something for every situation

    • @RedFoxtail26
      @RedFoxtail26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      So,... Kim Possible with superpowers.

    • @TheTrashMobileGamer
      @TheTrashMobileGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Basically a human version of lucifer

    • @voriginal8331
      @voriginal8331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Off topic but birb

    • @azk4834
      @azk4834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dumb Cunt 02 overrated

    • @arcanewarrior863
      @arcanewarrior863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@TheTrashMobileGamer He even had Lucifer owe him something

  • @pixwool
    @pixwool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5834

    My favourite fact about Constantine is that he’s immortal because he sold his soul too many times and dying would cause a war over his soul.

    • @nope9885
      @nope9885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And heaven wont take him when he dies, but if he goes to hell, he’ll take it over and organize the armies of hell and wage war on heaven. He cant go to heaven, cant go to hell, 20 different demons and supernatural beings own his soul, and theres at least 50 others that would want his soul for themselves. Constantine dying would cause more problems then him living.

    • @firapuroki
      @firapuroki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      Like mr. Crab

    • @TheEzaias
      @TheEzaias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@firapuroki facts 😭😭😭🤣

    • @brandoncruse8532
      @brandoncruse8532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Yeah 😂 he sold it to multiple different beings and they fought for it 😂

    • @didncozosksma4466
      @didncozosksma4466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Like nukes, he neutered all major powers (for the most part)

  • @davidrobinson5487
    @davidrobinson5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8736

    "Hes physically a normal human" "Hes not the strongest magic user"
    Also
    "Heres all the times hes beaten Gods"

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +939

      Because he is basically a normal human who knows where to go and who to go to, in order to get the power he needs at the time

    • @rayyanakber7957
      @rayyanakber7957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      He is a normal human,but he's the man who can even kill gods

    • @rayyanakber7957
      @rayyanakber7957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      He knows everything

    • @MrGallobird
      @MrGallobird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      He is lying. Even when he tells the truth.

    • @rayyanakber7957
      @rayyanakber7957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      He is my favorite character in all DC and marvel

  • @caitlinbrewer4843
    @caitlinbrewer4843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9590

    The best summation of Constantine character is that, 'You only want him on your team because you dont want him on your enemy's side.'

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      I was going to say he's the god of infinite bullshit.

    • @cryaopriman
      @cryaopriman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Lol i Dont want him anywhere near me tbh , you know right most of his best friend died in agony ?!

    • @benjamineneje192
      @benjamineneje192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      Constantine is on nobody's team but his own

    • @markmolino6091
      @markmolino6091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@benjamineneje192 ,Exactly

    • @Azraile
      @Azraile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      you want him on your SIDE..... not on your team...... if he's on your team your likely going to die....... It's a curse on him that people near him die.

  • @atticusv668
    @atticusv668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2137

    Dr Strange: Man borrowing the power of gods.
    Dr Fate: A god borrowing a man.
    Constantine: Beats gods at poker by cheating then knocks them out during the fist fight.

    • @clintoncole622
      @clintoncole622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Oh yeah there’s a good one

    • @maxmanchik
      @maxmanchik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Constantine is basically that one guy in MMORPG that knows where to find the best loot possible in the shortest period of time

    • @venturebrodude6599
      @venturebrodude6599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dr Strange also as beaten gods before bro. Shuma Gorath, A literal multiversal being. Also Dr Strange would destroy John Constantine in a fist fight. He knows martial arts.

    • @DenjiDugong
      @DenjiDugong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@venturebrodude6599 your missing the point man, but i'm too lazy to explain

    • @venturebrodude6599
      @venturebrodude6599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DenjiDugong Well who would win between classic strange and john constantine

  • @samday6861
    @samday6861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4803

    Batman: Worlds Greatest Detective
    Constantine: Worlds Greatest Conman

    • @Nekotaku_TV
      @Nekotaku_TV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Um, Reigen Arataka has that title, thank you very much.

    • @mojakhaha
      @mojakhaha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Nekotaku_TV This kinda looks like him

    • @kongjet1821
      @kongjet1821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mojakhaha no matter when no matter how, I see takagi-san, I like :3

    • @hunterzolomon1303
      @hunterzolomon1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I smell plot armour with constantine

    • @toribiogubert7729
      @toribiogubert7729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@hunterzolomon1303 depend on who is writing him. To be honest I think Vertigo should not mix with DC supes, the themes are so different.

  • @biggieshmeat3672
    @biggieshmeat3672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    John Constantine's very existence is just one big flex.

    • @punkrider8758
      @punkrider8758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @jaredclark8335
      @jaredclark8335 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His greatest strength is his fearlessness. Batman rules over his own fear but Constantine _possesses_ no fear. Crucially important because demons feed on fear-he has none to give.

    • @jordanferguson2254
      @jordanferguson2254 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol, true 🧙‍♂️

  • @s1nner_
    @s1nner_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    Heroes: How did you beat the villain?
    Constantine: The secret ingredient is crime.

    • @bridgez04
      @bridgez04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      or you use a mouse to distract them

    • @LaughingJokerProd
      @LaughingJokerProd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Damn, the secret to the most British hero is that he's actually Australian

    • @Illegiblescream
      @Illegiblescream 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's literally Be Gay, Do Crime.

  • @gageabdul
    @gageabdul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2112

    "He's broken the rules of hell, preventing him from going there when he dies"
    And in pretty sure Heaven is all like "nah we're good on him"

    • @Souls4Roca
      @Souls4Roca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      i believe he did something forcing all the gods to not want his soul, don't remember but death is forbidden from even coming close to his soul

    • @arete4390
      @arete4390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@Souls4Roca Lol i guess his soul is so toxic not even death want anything to do with it.

    • @Ukaran
      @Ukaran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Simos
      Death of the Endless?

    • @halogalaxy5612
      @halogalaxy5612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wanking destiny can go bugger itself

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      God and Lucifer had a bet, they would not directly interfere with Earth and see whether it would be destroyed or not eventually in the future, leaving man to his own devices in simplistic terms, they could just send representatives to influence the crowd, John saved the bet from being nullified from Lucifer's side, there was also when John impressed Lucifer with his moxie by having the balls to trick Lucifer into drinking holy water, and by tricking the lords of hell into competing directly for his soul

  • @jayxfrost8987
    @jayxfrost8987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1572

    Every time Constantine lit up a cigarette; a demon dies.

  • @babadraga3114
    @babadraga3114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    "He's not the strongest magic user, nor the smartest, but heres 20 minutes worth of exmaples of him using magic that concepts themselves are affected by and understanding quantum fucking physics on a level that he can use it to travel through dimensions at will"

    • @surferOS101
      @surferOS101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This is why I find comics so stupid. How is some regular dude just able to take on god like beings like it’s nothing

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@surferOS101
      Batman does it regularly

    • @paradoxglitch1108
      @paradoxglitch1108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@surferOS101 will do you like Batman

    • @surferOS101
      @surferOS101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SantaPorter420 yeah that’s why he’s an overrated Gary Stu

    • @ilyasofficial1617
      @ilyasofficial1617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@surferOS101 well he can't do everything by himself. like a man with indepth knowledge and wit of magic but shallow on how to write a computer script

  • @godsugodsu4719
    @godsugodsu4719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3706

    God: Creates humans
    Humans: Creates Constantine
    God: Are you kidding me

    • @grav3-jpeg
      @grav3-jpeg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @Matt Zilog my guy its just a meme

    • @roosterman8601
      @roosterman8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @Matt Zilog Gee. You must be fun at parties, pal. I would really give my time to be your friend.

    • @Shiobana753
      @Shiobana753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @Matt Zilog Is your life really so mundane that you have to get angry at memes?

    • @eduardojara6955
      @eduardojara6955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Shiobana753 yeah he seems like the type of person who, reads articles and uses very specific words to sound smart.
      Example "Simpleton"

    • @roosterman8601
      @roosterman8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@eduardojara6955 He attempts to sound "smart" and "different" from other people, yet it just comes off as rude and immature.

  • @grimreads
    @grimreads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5857

    When people ask who beats who in the DCU, I answer: Batman beats everybody but Constantine. But they are both smart enough to avoid fighting eachother

    • @strategicviewpoint5595
      @strategicviewpoint5595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

      Except Injustice where Constantine owned Batman.

    • @poijnve3912
      @poijnve3912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      and then you have the black metal run where batman do something than even constatine doesnt know how to do it xD

    • @loganxman
      @loganxman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Batman is awesome but does not have even 1% chance against superman. Batman gets kyrptonite and superman destroys it from space with heat vision. Superman flies in faster than batman can see and punches him into the sun.

    • @michaelvalentinoyo1259
      @michaelvalentinoyo1259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      @@loganxman he has plot armor superman cant beat that

    • @AifDaimon
      @AifDaimon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@michaelvalentinoyo1259 fuck plot armor.. Period

  • @porassrivastava8242
    @porassrivastava8242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    What I love about Constantine's story is that in the original Hellblazer it's hinted that John wasn't supposed to be born, his twin brother was supposed to be born but he was strangled in their mother's womb. John is an anomaly, in God's "plan".

    • @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561
      @hatemongerofthetoxicbrood6561 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Oh it is more than an implication.
      He did infact killed his brother in the womb.
      His brother was supposed to be The Magus, The greatest sorcerer to walk the earth, the true Messiah.
      Only to be revealed way later, that is all bullshit and his brother was a parasitic presence gnawing at him trying to break into this reallity and posses his body. And he is truly The Magus, The Messiah of the new World.
      And his messianic acts are him saving reallity more timed than he can count.

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    John Constantine: When a deal with the devil isn't risky enough

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      When tricking the devil isn't enough, so he goes out and beats/tricks God himself instead, lol. Gotta love Constantine.

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now that sounds about right.

    • @luigidreemurr6034
      @luigidreemurr6034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Con the devil, pick a fight with God, and do it all while drunk?

    • @oscarpines7927
      @oscarpines7927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DeathBringer769 when one isn't risky enough *MAKE THREE*

    • @TheGodGamr
      @TheGodGamr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Cheshire042 and again

  • @hashiondiscord8540
    @hashiondiscord8540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2713

    Etrigan video where the whole script rhymes, you wont

    • @WebCamParrot
      @WebCamParrot  5 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      That would be intense as fuck

    • @Scarletkillerxz
      @Scarletkillerxz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      everyone like this comment to pressure him into doing it

    • @WebCamParrot
      @WebCamParrot  5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      @@Scarletkillerxz Honestly I probably will do it eventually, sounds like a good laugh at the very at least.

    • @KasinaMedeis
      @KasinaMedeis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@WebCamParrot you can have whatever you want as long as you say it right

    • @v1v10rnitier
      @v1v10rnitier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      YOU DARE TO CHALLENGE US TO RHYME? YOU MAY BE COCKY BUT REGRET WILL BE THINE.

  • @glowhoo9226
    @glowhoo9226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    Constantine is what you get when you invest in all of your points into luck and charisma

  • @BazztheBazz
    @BazztheBazz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3917

    You know the DC universe is absurdly overpowered when God himself is considered a jobber.

    • @lukejaffray7347
      @lukejaffray7347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Yes and no. If you were to put someone like Darkseid versus somebody like the question yeah Darkseid seems really overpowered but when you put him against somebody like Superman it evens out. I honestly just think the power scale of most heroes and villains is a little bit higher in DC than it is Marvel, and that's not saying that Marvel characters are weaker, Marvel's heroes and villains are relatively equally matched but so is DC if it's the right combinations.

    • @spencil9941
      @spencil9941 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      @@lukejaffray7347 U smoking if u think Superman alone can take on Darkseid.

    • @lukejaffray7347
      @lukejaffray7347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@spencil9941 yeah there's definitely characters I could have used instead of darkseid that would have got my point across but at the same time when you think of Darkseid losing its usually Superman delivering the last few blows (with help, you got me there)

    • @justinwilliams7324
      @justinwilliams7324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lukejaffray7347 you are very wrong

    • @Cabolt44
      @Cabolt44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      God would make mince meat or ponies out of everyone in DC.

  • @chaz9808
    @chaz9808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    So basically Constantine’s power level is dependent on who is currently writing about him for DC at the time gotcha

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      A lot of his powers being referenced in this video are from when he was in Vertigo.
      He used to just be a very shitty magician with extremely good powers of persuasion. He's a con man with party tricks but DC tried to turn him into an actual magician.

    • @Reaper1785
      @Reaper1785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@downsjmmyjones101 to be fair, isn't that most comics?

    • @xastielmuffinz3047
      @xastielmuffinz3047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      vertigo : con man who knows tricks
      New 52 : super ultra goddamn powerful evil magician
      rebirth : con man who happens to know magic
      now : con man who knows tricks.

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Reaper1785 True. Characters get changed all the time. What's your point?

    • @Reaper1785
      @Reaper1785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@downsjmmyjones101 didn't mean to reply to you lol. Meant it for op.

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    “He cursed some random guy with bowel problems, erectile dysfunction, and a broken TV”
    This guy can kill gods, asked satan for a lighter, has the respect of Batman, and he does this petty shit
    I think I found my new favorite

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hellblazer:
      Dangerous Habits
      If you haven't read it yet, enjoy

    • @John-doe955
      @John-doe955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No no no, don’t undersell Trigon like that, he’s way worse than Satan.

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, poor old Keith. Caught John in the wrong mood.

  • @foxbrown9309
    @foxbrown9309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    So Constantine is pretty much the Batman on the magic side.

    • @The_Backman
      @The_Backman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Far from Batman.

    • @Razer5542
      @Razer5542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@The_Backman Both however are broken with prep time.

    • @The_Backman
      @The_Backman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@Razer5542 You are right about that one lol. He shares some similar traits to Batman(detective work, prep time), but John's in a class of his own, honestly.

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Not magic. He's a manipulator.

    • @johnsmjs36
      @johnsmjs36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Batman isn't really that impressive. He creates plans and all but he is mostly suited for support. Even his own series has multiple characters.

  • @ALIEN-DUDE
    @ALIEN-DUDE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    If hellboy was ever in the dc universe him and John would be best friends and would do nothing but smoke with each other

    • @williamwolffe2121
      @williamwolffe2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Pretty sure hellboy IS in the DC universe.

    • @ALIEN-DUDE
      @ALIEN-DUDE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well he was never in the dc universe when I read the novels because he was owned by dark horse comics

    • @SpagheddiO
      @SpagheddiO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@williamwolffe2121 he's owned by DC now but isn't part of the universe, just a spin-off as far as I know

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Caleb Mayfield
      He was supposed to be in there but someone didn't like he had the word hell in his name.

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      You know the scene in Hellboy 2 where Hellboy and Abe are drunkenly singing along to a tune while slumped on the floor? Constantine would fit into that picture seamlessly.

  • @MettaKing
    @MettaKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Batman: smartest man alive
    Flash: fastest man alive
    Constantine: The Only human Uno reverse card alive

    • @surferOS101
      @surferOS101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Batman is not that smart, they’re many characters who are way smarter than him. Even Superman is smarter than him

    • @MettaKing
      @MettaKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@surferOS101 i know, just trying to make a good comment

    • @thephoenix4093
      @thephoenix4093 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@surferOS101 nope. superman is more intelligent but batman is so much smarter.

    • @user-Reader_of_ALL
      @user-Reader_of_ALL ปีที่แล้ว

      Blue mage

    • @surferOS101
      @surferOS101 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thephoenix4093 that literally doesn’t even make sense

  • @KeyIssues
    @KeyIssues 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    Really digging your DC videos.
    Definitely the most comprehensive and informative I’ve seen

    • @someoneishere6182
      @someoneishere6182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fahimus Alimus imaginary axis can’t even get dc to outerversal lmso

    • @someoneishere6182
      @someoneishere6182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fahimus Alimus Do you even know what outerversal is?

    • @kingjenkins9721
      @kingjenkins9721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@someoneishere6182 you probably just found out what it meant

    • @someoneishere6182
      @someoneishere6182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King Jenkins no I’ve been aware of what outerversal is since last year.

    • @wendyandmiketerell997
      @wendyandmiketerell997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone is Here dude he does not need to he has repeatedly stated that he does not do powerscales or vs battles also you do realize that people can have there own ways to scale things right I mean outerversal was not a term until vs batt wiki made it up

  • @Carlos-kt4ij
    @Carlos-kt4ij 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Constantine is basically:
    Call an ambulance
    Call an ambulance
    Pulls out a magic gun*
    BUT NOT FOR ME!!

    • @user-pi1lb4tf2f
      @user-pi1lb4tf2f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's more like Constantine hiring a gunman for him. Then Shoots the guy himself after the enemy realizes someone is aiming at him.

    • @thyrussendria8198
      @thyrussendria8198 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, Constantine would wait for the Ambulance, knock you out and run you over with the stolen Ambulance

  • @pinv0
    @pinv0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Remember that time Constantine became John Wick

    • @SeniorNano
      @SeniorNano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      micahel schmidt would love to see a reboot with him

    • @pinv0
      @pinv0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SeniorNano have him a batman team up for. Movie would be cool

    • @Souls4Roca
      @Souls4Roca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pinv0 they did in the animated universe

    • @ethenhunt4896
      @ethenhunt4896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The posession in side him beelzebub when inside him beelzebub is a knowledge warrior supposed to be

    • @LongbowDash
      @LongbowDash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Is this a Keanu Reeves Reference?
      Because i like it

  • @VortexBunche
    @VortexBunche 5 ปีที่แล้ว +969

    Former Vertigo editor here, with a note: The "i" in Constantine is pronounced like the "i" in "wine," something that Constantine himself has pointed out on a number of occasions.

    • @scrimPinion
      @scrimPinion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I specifically sifted through the comments to find this. I feel like it's the duty of all fans of John to belabor this point.

    • @alexlagunas
      @alexlagunas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@scrimPinion Indeed, it bothers me that in practically every adaptation it's pronounced Constanteen.

    • @NeautralGround
      @NeautralGround 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@alexlagunas It may be because Constan-tine sounds silly.

    • @waddlinbleach
      @waddlinbleach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Its constantine now, confirmed in the crisis on infinite earths.

    • @ReoiteRL
      @ReoiteRL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@waddlinbleach Except to Lucy, he doesnt really care

  • @inspector5122
    @inspector5122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    You know you are powerful when even Lucifer is impressed by your power

    • @dareapermanstormearth1891
      @dareapermanstormearth1891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @AiSEL IRAl Lucifer makes beings like the Warhammer Chaos Gods and Emperor of Mankind look weak, so said "punk" can erase our reality by infinite infities over. So yeah.

    • @howdoiunbakeacake1525
      @howdoiunbakeacake1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dareapermanstormearth1891 u know it ain’t real 😂

    • @dareapermanstormearth1891
      @dareapermanstormearth1891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@howdoiunbakeacake1525 fiction is fun making things OP LOL

    • @pantyeater-kun5788
      @pantyeater-kun5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @How Do I Unbake A Cake 15 so does your dreams and wishes asswipe.

    • @howdoiunbakeacake1525
      @howdoiunbakeacake1525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pantyeater-kun5788 u mad bro 😂 Fkn DC fan girl

  • @downl2579
    @downl2579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Constantine basically the guy who played that video game so much he knows all the cheats

  • @seanaguayo
    @seanaguayo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    Allot of this stuff is from the Rebirth and New 52 story lines. They took Constantine and turned him into a faux Dr Strange. In the Vertigo Hellblazer comics, Constantine gets by with his wit, he barely uses magic. He makes deals with devil's and angels and eventually they go to cash in on the deals but Constantine constantly makes deals staying one step ahead of those trying to get him. For example, when he conjures a demon to fight another demon, the summoned demon hunts down Constantine. Constantine falls in love with Zed and Zed is set to be mated with angels. Constantine makes a deal with a demon, getting it's blood inside him. Constantine sleeps with Zed so the demon blood will be in her and then when the angels sleep with her they go on a rampage and kill the people who set Zed up to mate with them. Now Constantine owes this demon something and he eventually comes to collect but Constantine makes a deal with Swamp Thing to get the demon off his back. The thing about Constantine is he is always making deals and he knows one day demons and angels will seek to cash in. This is what makes his story attractive because every choice Constantine makes has good and bad repercussions, and you know with each choice he makes the actions will come back to haunt him.
    One last thing: you always see him standing outside of Hell or at the Gates of Heaven. This leads readers to believe that Constantine is finally answering for his actions but as you know, he always has a trick up his sleeve

    • @HovektheArtist
      @HovektheArtist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      One of constantines oldie but goodies co.es to mind "make a deal with a demon, call in a favor with an angel, drink with the devil and chat with god. How you ask, well anything is possible when hell wants your soul and heaven owes you some favors"

    • @Zero_cool_G39
      @Zero_cool_G39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You could of easily said what you tried to say without overly explaining nonsense. Seriously man wtf. Just say Constantine has both dumb luck and finds a way to stay one step ahead of his ever evolving bullshit around him

    • @jonclarkillustration5273
      @jonclarkillustration5273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@Zero_cool_G39 I'm sorry to hear you find long paragraphs challenging and upsetting. Perhaps try reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar instead? It might be more your speed.

    • @Drakijy
      @Drakijy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jonclarkillustration5273 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @Zero_cool_G39
      @Zero_cool_G39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jonclarkillustration5273 his response made no valid point. This isn't about how long his paragraphs are but saying his points without having to break down every small detail. Quality over quantity is better displayed for mass majority. But sometimes people like you who feel the need to respond like an over protective internet hero for what nothing. Your silly comment against mine did nothing. I have every single plausible right to have an actual opinion not directly talk shit. I guess you just prefer to be the other person at the end of the table to be apart of this response. You have way too much time on your hands guy.

  • @chriscueva1866
    @chriscueva1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    My favorite Constantine moments are when he telepathically showed that annoying magic club full of fanboys how each member would die which drove them all insane and the time he crushed up Santa Claus' bones then snorted them for a little extra magic juice. I loved the Vertigo run.😁😁😁

    • @funnyhaha7131
      @funnyhaha7131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can you run that back please

    • @oldmanjenkins771
      @oldmanjenkins771 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah. Especially the Santa Claus part.

    • @greenaum
      @greenaum ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oldmanjenkins771 St Nicholas. I dunno where he's buried, probably Turkey, but John went off to some church somewhere, cracked the floor, and dug up St Nicholas. The fame of St Nicholas / Santa, John managed to turn into immense power by snorting his crushed-up bones.
      He did the thing in the Tate Club by having a mate bury a hair from his head in the Garden of Eden. He managed to call up the angel who defends Eden, and he came and made a bit of a mess of a bunch of dick magicians at the club's 200th anniversary celebration.

    • @SantaPorter420
      @SantaPorter420 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My favourite involves Swamp Thing, who manifested himself in a pile of tobacco, while casually talking to him, John took a pinch of the tobacco manifestation for his smoke😂

    • @SwampThing71
      @SwampThing71 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@SantaPorter420that was hilarious when I read that😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theuniversedoesntcare
    @theuniversedoesntcare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    When Sir Christopher Lee goes to sleep, he checks under his coffin for John Constatine.

    • @Silverblade416
      @Silverblade416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sir Christopher Lee: *Actually sees John under his bed* "What the--?!"
      John: "Evening, wanker."

    • @capricorncharger518
      @capricorncharger518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Silverblade416 wow that is underrated

  • @derekdrake8706
    @derekdrake8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Everybody gangsta until Constantine shows up.
    *That's when you know shit just got REAL*

  • @fredatron7913
    @fredatron7913 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Constantine is the embodiment of "I know a guy"

  • @MeetYourDarkSide
    @MeetYourDarkSide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    When I hear about Constantine's feats and generally casual attitude towards danger, I just imagine that scene from Star Trek (2009).
    Trigon, Darkseid, Phantom Stranger, etc... : Human, you may be misreading the situation. There's infinite of us, and only one of you.
    John: *Casually lighting his cigarette* So get some more guys and then it'll be an even fight.

    • @AndyOfSpades
      @AndyOfSpades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The exception is Jim gets his ass handed to him, John somehow manages to worm his way out of it

  • @s1nner_
    @s1nner_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Remember. He’s only doing this so he can go to heaven, which heaven doesn’t even want him to be in.

  • @creed8712
    @creed8712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I’d shudder to imagine what would happen if Constantine, Rick and The Doctor managed to find one another.

    • @MegaAlchemist123
      @MegaAlchemist123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well. Everyone of them will die and everyone of them will come back.
      Rick will be petty and build a second finite curve around his side of the multiverse. The doctor will shatter internally and morally and bring out the Valeyard which will harnest probably the regenerative energy of all his past and future selves which are probably infinite based on the Timeless child lore. Constantine will probably stole timelord- and Council of rick-tech for a future encounter.
      Then they all will have the luck to never meet again, but Rick and the doc will be more damaged as ever before, while constantine just see it as a regular Friday.

    • @saketbakshi4235
      @saketbakshi4235 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@MegaAlchemist123 timeless child doesn't exist

    • @MegaAlchemist123
      @MegaAlchemist123 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saketbakshi4235 it is canon.

    • @saketbakshi4235
      @saketbakshi4235 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MegaAlchemist123 DO NOT TORTURE ME SO, PLEASE! (this is obviously a joke, I'm just expressing my regret at the timeless child thing)

  • @rence5785
    @rence5785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    basically, *HE'S A LIVING UNO REVERSE CARD*
    edit: holy shiiiite how did this get so many likes?!

    • @gocpng4699
      @gocpng4699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Smart

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The best description of anyone. Ever. The end. You win. At life.

    • @orlandoarguelles2012
      @orlandoarguelles2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lmao he can literally go "no you" and add love to the end of it if he wants as insult to injury

    • @ANMGOD-gg8fz
      @ANMGOD-gg8fz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Golden Experience Requim

    • @364carrollst
      @364carrollst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you.

  • @cherechesalexdaniel811
    @cherechesalexdaniel811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    Oh and this guy makes Dumbledor look like a kindergardener.

    • @kelechic.jemelumba9981
      @kelechic.jemelumba9981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Pretty much every dc magician does. Less talk of marvel.

    • @dren5810
      @dren5810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@kelechic.jemelumba9981 I love the way DC handles magic, it's way more terrifying and usually comes at a cost.

    • @UnfamiliarIntimacy
      @UnfamiliarIntimacy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Emese Molnar-Kovacs
      That's because the HP universe in general isn't that powerful when compared to other magic utilizing universes. JK designed that universe to be hyper realistic despite the fantasy elements. People can't truly come back from the dead, magic can't cure everything, etc. It's almost a fantasy parallel to real life. I kinda like that about it too because the magic system is strict and unlike most anime and comics don't pull random abilities out of its ass when the plot calls for it.

    • @cherechesalexdaniel811
      @cherechesalexdaniel811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Abyssinian Architect And peaple say that i dont get jokes.

    • @UnfamiliarIntimacy
      @UnfamiliarIntimacy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Emese Molnar-Kovacs
      That statement doesn't look or sound like a joke. Apparently you haven't been on the internet long enough to realize there are real fanboys who say stuff like this and mean it.

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    The only thing that John can't force everyone to do is to say his last name the right way.

    • @kingofthemultiverseforever893
      @kingofthemultiverseforever893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I still say it the wrong way even though I know how to pronounce it correctly. It just feels strange to change when you hear it being pronounced wrong almost everywhere and I like the wrong version better.

    • @BanditLeader
      @BanditLeader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There is no wrong way. Constantine and constanteen are both correct because of the comics, cartoons, and liveaction tv series using both

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tomatoe tomatoe

  • @henryvargas653
    @henryvargas653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Everyone up in arms about "Constantyne" or "Constanteen" while I'm over here yelling "HECK-A-TAY" when he says "Huh-kate"

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Constantine is so powerful that the fourth wall matters not to him because John met his creator Alan Moore aside from this he met other creators in reality.
    One day, I was in Westminster in London-this was after we had introduced the character-and I was sitting in a sandwich bar. All of a sudden, up the stairs came John Constantine. He was wearing the trenchcoat, a short cut-he looked-no, he didn't even look exactly like Sting. He looked exactly like John Constantine. He looked at me, stared me straight in the eyes, smiled, nodded almost conspiratorially, and then just walked off around the corner to the other part of the snack bar.
    I sat there and thought, should I go around that corner and see if he is really there, or should I just eat my sandwich and leave? I opted for the latter; I thought it was the safest. I'm not making any claims to anything. I'm just saying that it happened. Strange little story.
    His second meeting with his creation was illustrated in 2001's Snakes and Ladders an adaptation by Eddie Campbell of one of Moore's performance art pieces:
    Years later, in another place, he steps out of the dark and speaks to me. He whispers: "I'll tell you the ultimate secret of magic. Any cunt could do it."
    They met a third time in fiction, when Moore was written into issue No. 120 of Hellblazer by then-author Paul Jenkins. Moore is seen sitting in silhouette at the back of a bar as John Constantine (who is on a pub crawl with the reader) raises a drink to him.
    Writers who had their run on the Hellblazer series have also admitted meeting the character in real life. Original Hellblazer writer Jamie Delano also claims to have encountered Constantine, during his run on the character, outside the British Museum.Peter Milligan saw Constantine at a party around 2009 and rushed after him, only to find he'd disappeared. Brian Azzarello once saw him in a Chicago bar but avoided him, saying that "the thing about John is, the last thing you'd want to be is his friend."

    • @fusiontoa18
      @fusiontoa18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Interesting. He's become a Tulpa

    • @mathieuleader8601
      @mathieuleader8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fusiontoa18 indeed

    • @The4cp
      @The4cp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Jhon is so powerful he's actually a REAL magician who PUT HIMSELF into the comics to become famous. That's what Allen Moore said.

    • @gromit6154
      @gromit6154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@The4cp For real?

    • @gromit6154
      @gromit6154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait, so John Constantine is real?

  • @ParkerM
    @ParkerM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Constantine is such an underrated character

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed.

    • @rodrigofilho1996
      @rodrigofilho1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hes a good character but hes too much overpowered, there is no way a mortal can stand that much power... makes 0 sense a creature challenging the creator.

    • @tevitateulilo7573
      @tevitateulilo7573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RODRIGO FILHO Was thinking that maybe he’s a hidden archangel or something of that magnitude that no one knows of, and he isn’t self aware about

    • @metatron2640
      @metatron2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tevitateulilo7573
      You got it to some extent, it was recently revealed that Constantine is "the fool":
      es.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Loco_(Tarot)

    • @Gadgetmcflyv2
      @Gadgetmcflyv2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rodrigofilho1996 Constantine is basically a shin megami tensei mc

  • @jb03hf
    @jb03hf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I really liked the sympathetic magic in his coat. He loses it at one point and the coat keeps on trying to find its way back to him - all the while anyone who wears it basically gets some of his powers - but mostly gets screwed.

  • @kaitlyntillman8302
    @kaitlyntillman8302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    My friends are all like "Why are you such a Constantine fangirl? Batman is better, he always wins."
    Yeah, sure. Ok. We'll go with that, let me know when batsy needs pulled out of hell.

    • @utoresa5193
      @utoresa5193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Crazy overrated,both in abilities(he mostly relies on bad writing)as well as his character,maybe I wouldn't be sick of him if DC didn't shove him everywhere even when it makes no sense.Used to love the character.

    • @melmonsmith9306
      @melmonsmith9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@utoresa5193 Yes but Batman isn't one of the top 3 superhero money makers for nothing, he's the Hugh Jackman of DC because his charatcer is awesome and more inspiring than the others because he's a powerless human and if his portrayel is ever bad, it's because of the terrible writer

    • @Jay-hb3ix
      @Jay-hb3ix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kaitlyn Tillman actually I mean... Batman actually like breaks the plot 😂 I don’t even think the writers know how to beat Batman dc over here like
      Interviewer: Sooo what’s Batman’s weakness??
      Dc: Everyone has a weakness but Batman does not
      That’s prime author dick sucking right there 😂🤣 (some of you might not get the joke)

    • @stefanuzunov1146
      @stefanuzunov1146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      In the injustice year 3 comics, John manages to trick everyone and accomplish his goal. And by everyone i mean EVERYONE - including but not limited to: trigorn, mxyzptlk, Batman's whole squad of heroes, superman's squad of "characters". It was... beautiful!

    • @melmonsmith9306
      @melmonsmith9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stefanuzunov1146 What did he trick them into doing?

  • @HOTDOGDAY89
    @HOTDOGDAY89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    He feels like the Doctor Who or Rick Sanchez of the D.C. universe, only using magic instead of science.

    • @idk-iw9kb
      @idk-iw9kb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Pretty much

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Epic Rap Battles Of History!
      Rick Sanchez
      Versus
      JOHN CONSTANTINE
      Begin!

    • @capolean2902
      @capolean2902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      right

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Please tell me you told ERB that suggestion

    • @HOTDOGDAY89
      @HOTDOGDAY89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@geekymetalhead5112 Why would anyone ever watch ERB for any reason?

  • @drakethesnake4592
    @drakethesnake4592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Liked, subbed, still picking my jaw off the floor. Think I cracked the concrete. Constinene is now and forever more my favorite DC Character. Great video, your voice is awesome. Nothing further. 💜

  • @nosferatu-369
    @nosferatu-369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    DC's version of Frankenstein is my all time favorite. They need to put him back in the Dark Justice League.

  • @philosophyfulmination8031
    @philosophyfulmination8031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Basically Constantine got clout on an Universal Scale

  • @HovektheArtist
    @HovektheArtist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Constantine is the batman of magic, he has some trick and plan to get out of any and every situation. From making a deal with the devil to calling in a favor from god

  • @_tenshixx
    @_tenshixx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    In other words, he's breathtaking

  • @CK-ei5bm
    @CK-ei5bm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    John Constantine is the only character Batman cannot defeat and will always call on when things are far beyond his detective mind and way of thinking!!

    • @christhopervargas2275
      @christhopervargas2275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it always deppend on the writter and time they have to prepare, in some cases like the old constantine he would need a lot of time to do deals to take care of batman, but now as powerfull he is in a quick fight he could win, but if they both have time to prepare that could be something really interesting

    • @thephoenix4093
      @thephoenix4093 ปีที่แล้ว

      batman defeated constantine by punching him though...

  • @arcticafrostbite617
    @arcticafrostbite617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    John Constantine: The Immortal (Essentially a god) DC version of Dr. Jack Bright.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack Bright is immortal by default (or rather after SCP-369), but yeah, scp boi is less powerful than this fucker

    • @LeFisheboi
      @LeFisheboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Crazylom is 963 not 369

  • @josexavier5518
    @josexavier5518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I think you should do How powerful is Zatana next I've seen many people say she's nothing

    • @danielniemeyer1987
      @danielniemeyer1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      she is as powerful as she believes she is.

    • @gustavocabraldesacadura4121
      @gustavocabraldesacadura4121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danielniemeyer1987 literally

    • @robensmonteau161
      @robensmonteau161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danielniemeyer1987 so her self confidence.

    • @okeneli7416
      @okeneli7416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Conrad Kujur Exactly, she’s one of my favorite dc females

    • @BanditLeader
      @BanditLeader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Supposedly she is the most powerful magic user in the universe

  • @lin_thesilly_creates
    @lin_thesilly_creates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    My Constantine knowledge: *boosted by 100*

  • @zentoaster
    @zentoaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    More DC characters please, these are more detailed than any other character analyses I’ve been able to find!

  • @That80sGuy1972
    @That80sGuy1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "Go to Hell, John!"
    "Sorry. I can't go back there because of my trickery."
    "Wait. Whuuu.....?"
    "Besides, I don't really want to go back. Not my cup of tea."
    "But... wait... what?"
    "Bartender, cut this one off. To lit to even speak right."

  • @anasb.8647
    @anasb.8647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Constantine, Lucifer, and Dream are my fav charachters from dc, but by far my boy John gets the lest rep, even though he can tussle with them any fucking day, I mean the guy's main ability is luck, which is beyond the gods, he is op as fuck and he does not get enough love..

  • @neuro_nessie5868
    @neuro_nessie5868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    DC tends to overpower their characters, and I think that actually takes away from Constantine’s charm a bit. I fell in love with the character because he relied mainly on his wits, intelligence, and charms throughout the Vertigo runs, and his magic was quite subtle in nature. Either way, thanks for the video! It’s really well put together and a great reminder I definitely need to start reading Justice League Dark.

  • @OneJamalWonder
    @OneJamalWonder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ever since this came on my recommendations, I can't stop thinking about how John Constantine is so damn powerful, it's ridiculous. Why have I never got into the Hellblazer series?!?!

  • @k-hardy4119
    @k-hardy4119 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    " U can't soil a pot , that's already filthy love " 😂😂😂😂 damn !! Man .

  • @lowercase21
    @lowercase21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    i like constantine he's a really cool character but his stories get so absurd that I roll my eyes. I mean i know DC likes to overpower they're characters but damn.. lol

    • @russell2890
      @russell2890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Read the vertigo version not the DC version

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@russell2890 it's the best version. That "fate synchronicity wave riding" bullshit just ruins the character. In the Vertigo stories John was just a regular guy expert in occultism, the kind of fraudulent magic used by conmen in real life, not the D&D fireball kind of magic. And it was entertaining because you saw this almost regular guy getting himself into absurd and dangerous situations and get out of them thanks to a stroke of genius, or sometimes by sacrificing his friends. One thing that bothers me though is his wardrobe choice, he wears a full suit with tie and trench coat, but he doesn't hang around bankers and lawyers, just working class people, punk rock bands and drug dealers, is it a matter of personal style? Being recognizable and fully exploit his own reputation?

    • @BGrimoire
      @BGrimoire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@arx3516 well, as he says (somewhat) in Books of Magic, being known is better than any magic

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BGrimoire it wouldn't surprise if clothing is a considerable part of his expenses, i don't think his suits are of the cheap low rank salaryman kind.

    • @greenskull3393
      @greenskull3393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arx3516 He doesn't wear the suit much in the series. It's just the white dress shirt, tie, suit pants, shoes, and a ten trench coat.

  • @aboxofphotons
    @aboxofphotons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    So, Constantine is borderline unstoppable...

    • @0ceanicify
      @0ceanicify 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apart from lung cancer

  • @DaRkSeiD4EvEr
    @DaRkSeiD4EvEr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the love of God, please do not stop posting your videos....I love the research, the passion and the storytelling. I am binge watching you!!!

  • @jaredflores5592
    @jaredflores5592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Batman, has plot armor. Constantine, plot armor himself
    The more you know

  • @hasmas5951
    @hasmas5951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I always find it funny how a guy who battles with the gods is unable to cure mere cancer from himself while able to continue on living as a soul outside his body

  • @JRM92B
    @JRM92B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Imagine if all that time Constantine was DC Lucifer just bored af so he nerfed himself to "play" with inferior beings as a way to entertain himself.

  • @wadegreenjr.2014
    @wadegreenjr.2014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This is a great video and Constantine is a great character. His knowledge and lack of morals/ethics make him dangerous. Manipulation, deceit, and trickery are how he wins most of his battles, not through sheer power, because in most cases he's the least powerful person in the room.
    However, my most favorite moment was when he encountered Circe in The Trinity. Constantine knew she was losing her immortality. He told her in an attempt to manipulate her, he knew how she could get it back. Circe, the powerful goddess she is, did not care about his information and had him stabbed. Constantine lying on the ground dying from a stab wound was saved by a mystically restrained Zatanna who cast a spell which had absolutely no words to it at all. While I love the character, sometimes he is too over the top and shouldn't be in the same league as the big boys. Constantine has become the Batman of magic and needs to be dropped down a few pegs.

    • @omnientertainment5852
      @omnientertainment5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Perfect explanation. The character should be that of a man who uses trickery to win instead of "Haux GOd killing" magic. So his blood is that of a demon but he can be The Spectre and bind God?

    • @johnwinchesterp2963
      @johnwinchesterp2963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly he is smart and dangerous but come on he is not that tough to survive against the big boys without some trick.

    • @villekuronen6242
      @villekuronen6242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      also he wins alot because beating him isnt worth the cost

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    He's the fusion between Dante and Doctor who.

    • @windghost2
      @windghost2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's pretty dope

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which dante are you talking about here?
      Danta from Inferno or Devil may cry.

    • @windghost2
      @windghost2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@returnedtomonkey8886 probably inferno

    • @constantinedaurum9943
      @constantinedaurum9943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's magical batman with some part 2 Joseph joestar thrown in

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@windghost2 devil may cry actually

  • @SladePate
    @SladePate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s once again 2 am in the morning and this video is in my recommended I’ve watched this video 5 times now and always in the middle of the night.

  • @Qlekani
    @Qlekani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Such an overlooked DC character. John and Batman are my favorite, thanks for the awesome video bro

  • @brainfreeeeeze
    @brainfreeeeeze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Vertigo's Constantine was never over powered. His trick was making everyone believe he was. He only ripped Nergals spine out cause he knew his name (that has something to do with the demon lore in the book, which goes all the way back to the first time he summoned nergal and couldnt control him for that exact reason). He could always use magic but it was never opening pocket universes to dodge attacks. That was the problem a lot of the Hellblazer fans had with the new 52 version. They knew as soon as he went to DCs main imprint, he'd just become an asshole version of Doctor Strange.

  • @skinnysanta8558
    @skinnysanta8558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was always a fan of the hellblazer run, bought all of the issues and everything so I’m glad to see someone giving Constantine some street credit

  • @coolbeans3752
    @coolbeans3752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    And he's a novice Magician?
    Imagine if he'd used half of his potential. Hed be God.

    • @WeirdTale
      @WeirdTale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Actually the opposite in Hellblazer. He is an expertly skilled, and incredibly well researched Magician. But he wasn't born with the sort of raw power that Zatana or Dr.Fate have. He instead is basically the bastard that learned the frigging Cheat Codes to reality and can cut-off even gods off their power. He forces gods down to the level of mere men through their arrogance, but he never becomes a god himself.

    • @Libertyprime2
      @Libertyprime2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@WeirdTale so basically Constantine is that kid who learned "up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A" and used it everywhere

  • @ph4nt0m707
    @ph4nt0m707 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Constantine is the 1 person who reads all the fine print and "terms & conditions" when it comes to contracts and rules.

  • @KarjenEX
    @KarjenEX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    So John has druid blood, had demon blood, and is this generation's Laughing Magician.

    • @KarjenEX
      @KarjenEX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imagine if John casted a spell on his trenchcoat that allowed him to reach into it and retrieve any of his artifacts. RIP Batman's utility belt. LOL!

  • @bsmi1361
    @bsmi1361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    He's my 2nd favorite DC character After batman.

  • @godzilladude1231
    @godzilladude1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love this mate
    Although just a thing about the Golden Boy. Constantine never took away his powers, he simply cut his connection with him so Golden Boy couldnt affect Constantine’s life anymore

  • @yungace1820
    @yungace1820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Why are people disliking? Also, congrats on 1k subs

    • @punkrider8758
      @punkrider8758 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk

    • @gqqq5042
      @gqqq5042 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      there are 0 dislikes

    • @punkrider8758
      @punkrider8758 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gqqq5042
      There were 15 dislikes and 60 likes yesterday

    • @WebCamParrot
      @WebCamParrot  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think it was a dislike bot but it looks like TH-cam has removed them now since they have pretty good filtration for that kind of stuff.

    • @punkrider8758
      @punkrider8758 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WebCamParrot
      Yeah good thing they're removed

  • @TheSsjJoker
    @TheSsjJoker ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think my favorite Constantine interactions is with Batman and Lucifer honestly

  • @WaltzActual
    @WaltzActual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice to meet you Parrot! This is my sub video, and it’s the first of yours I have seen, well done!

  • @younghammer2
    @younghammer2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Vertigo John is my favorite. A video going over all the times John Constantine screwed up, gave up, did something selfish or straight up got someone killed, would probably be just as long. Or maybe longer.

  • @gunargundarson1626
    @gunargundarson1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For a man who went toe-to-toe with multiple interpretations of Death, he was powerless against the ultimate evil in JL: Apoklips.

  • @mannya.h.967
    @mannya.h.967 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    People don’t mention that he was created by Allen Moore, writer of Watchmen and V For Vendetta. He is an “open magical practitioner”, and has even claimed to have met Constantine in real life at a pub in England, as he manifested in real life. Moore said that Constantine told him, “the thing about magic… anyone can do it.” Or such. Alan Moore was one out there dude

  • @KingMundane
    @KingMundane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So his ability is basically D4C: Love Train

  • @TheGodshatter
    @TheGodshatter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Was damn good bro. I've subbed and am hoping for more like this. Stuff with more obscure characters ya know!

  • @theghostofuchiha1496
    @theghostofuchiha1496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Erectile Dysfunction is the coolest yet the saddest curse I've heard of.

    • @omarzioui4766
      @omarzioui4766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is erectile dysfunction cool curse

    • @Sp1rK
      @Sp1rK 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "DETECTIVE"

    • @babecat2000
      @babecat2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@omarzioui4766 It is not associated with magic and the victim would't think it was magical curse.

  • @pharaohbubbles1547
    @pharaohbubbles1547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I love a good OP character as much as the next guy, but I honestly hate hearing some feats that literally should be impossible. Like trapping nigh omnipotent beings in traps/seals that The Presence cant break?!?! I mean cmon, comics. Youre better than this

    • @dramaexterminatus
      @dramaexterminatus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "It should be impossible, but he did it anyways"
      Well alrighty then

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No they're not. This is comic books. What are you whining about? Anything, and I do mean ANYTHING, can and has happenned. That's what makes them awesome.

    • @velocity9_flash723
      @velocity9_flash723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he means another god because the presence is #1, he’s the equivalent of “the one above all” for marvel and they are supposed to be like the top characters.

    • @BygoneT
      @BygoneT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Are they? With people saying "Nonsense is perfect writing" I have no clue where you got the courage to write that comics are better than this. I like the wackiness, but cringe at the attempts to make things so powerful they're dumb. And then the same people who like this, turn around and criticise anime characters for the same thing, the irony.

    • @alltheworldsastage4785
      @alltheworldsastage4785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed.

  • @iKingReaction18
    @iKingReaction18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video this really explain Constantine in a way any video has yet and I just love how deep you went with the information for the character it was just great. Aslo I would love to see some videos on Trigon, the Spectre, Lucifer I just saw a lot of the other magical entities in DC

  • @koastyyyyyy
    @koastyyyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like rewatching this video it’s like a comfort thing

  • @rosmundsen
    @rosmundsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just hit me: Constantine is like Odysseus, a master planner and deceiver, with martial skill

  • @ahmedelambri207
    @ahmedelambri207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Why wouldn't they keep the tv show while adapting the comics , there's loads of content to film .

    • @TheLyingFigure
      @TheLyingFigure 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheUndyingOne84 my theory is that the show didnt get enough views and to the general audience it was too similar to shows supernatural which had a similar concept and trench coat wearing protagonist so the execs figured it wouldnt be worth continueing.

    • @ahmedelambri207
      @ahmedelambri207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheLyingFigure I have been watching supernatural since it came out and I am a lore fan but Constantine has way more possibilities than supernatural could ever dream of . I mean just in the vid he mentions the rich lore and John is a amoral character which I like and also the supernatural fandom can be hooked with Constantine once the show is over . But you are right that why they pulled it because it couldn't rack up the views because of supernatural . It should be aired after alongside Lucifer or on it's own they should also promote it to the supernatural fandom.

    • @WadaWander
      @WadaWander 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, there was a tv series? :o

    • @fusiontoa18
      @fusiontoa18 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WadaWander yeh, I didn't watch it since I'm.used to the Keanu Reeves version

    • @luvhandles44
      @luvhandles44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved that show...

  • @Peacemaker_97
    @Peacemaker_97 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Constantine is basically the ultimate macguffin

  • @MrChupacabra555
    @MrChupacabra555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'm only six minutes in, and I didn't know Ol' John was capable of pulling off this many 'power stunts'; this is approaching the point of "Mary Sue-ness" (the same as I feel about Marvel's 'Blue Marvel', who they have shown beating TWO Hyperions [read Marvel's Superman.... well, one of them], AND a Hulk [Alternate Earth, but still]).
    All that being said, I love how he is depicted on Legends of Tomorrow. While he deserves a show as dark as Preacher or Walking Dead, 'Dark and Gritty' has been run into the ground lately (primarily due to TWD, in my opinion), so its nice to see this lighthearted version of him, that is still true to the core of his character, even if a bit underpowered compared to his comic version ^_^.

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blue Marvel is the shit

    • @omnientertainment5852
      @omnientertainment5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blue Marvel rocks, that's why they had him off comics for a while.
      Also, I agree with your assessment of how overpowerful Constantine is.

    • @MrChupacabra555
      @MrChupacabra555 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@omnientertainment5852 Truth to tell, I haven't read comics in a long while,but I've seen others on TH-cam talk about how overpowerful Blue Marvel is (as I said, it seems like every other sentence he speaks is how he's beat down people tougher than his current opponent). Until this thing, though, I never knew how stupidly powerful Constantine was (even though he was one of my favorite characters during my 'goth' phase in the early 90s ^_^)

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I don't mind an Overpowered character but they actually have to kinda make sense
      " This Character can punch reality after absorbing the power of God's "
      That's fine
      " A Average Joe in magic blackmailed God who created exestince "
      That's not

    • @sangun123
      @sangun123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@l0sts0ul89 not remotely an arverage Joe, he comes from a bloodline of magicians who are practically sorceror supremes

  • @garystatic5039
    @garystatic5039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nice video mate found you and imaginary axis interesting keep it up.

  • @nighomnipotent2172
    @nighomnipotent2172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy 1M Views, My Favorite YT channel

  • @ruthlessdraculigula1051
    @ruthlessdraculigula1051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know movies leave out a lot of information for the sake of brevity, but your summation of the Hellblazer makes Keanu Reeves' character look sadly underpowered.
    Wow. Great upload. Subscribed.

  • @mainakdinda9505
    @mainakdinda9505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    John against Daekseid : you have forced me to use 5 % of my power