the leader of the unit I play in just wants to walk for an hour xD the ops are 2h of mess because nothing works, 1-2h walking, and 10 shots before having to run away
I once had the mod update **just after I started the server** so half of the people were able to get in before they downloaded the update and the other half were just fucked. Had to scrap the whole op that I'd spent an entire month building.
1:18 As someone who plays arma as a Vietnam milsim pilot i can tell you that one op per month is exactly like this. The other three are loitering for 2 hours to get called in for a single CAS run in the entire mission
sounds like any normal mission in arma 2... except you get tired of holding pattern and you decide it would be fun to intervene yourself and just get blown away from the sky
Slander: the action or crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person's reputation. This video: the truth, only the truth, and nothing but the truth.
@@unclelarry8842 Its some rts game called "Call To Arms" where you are given the option to control units in first person yourself if you want to just like how remote control works in zeus
I respect you for putting decent music and not getting monetised. Nice to hear some good music not just the usual melted cheese string no copyright music.
@@firstconsul7286 those too, haunted realms of death, within are the wretched souls of our countless brothers whose bodies were consumed by the Glitch-Lord
Saaame... I remember that I was hung up on Generals 2 for a long time... didn't want to accept that it was gone, that they had cancelled it, it's a real shame
@@synthilein yeah WARNO and Wargame is very diff fake simulator RTS whereas WIC is more Rock Paper Scissors, tad more arcadey but classic fun. There’s still WIC multiplayer though and even a mod for WIC that incorporates equipment from modern armies in the 2000s-2010s IIRC.
"What's the most extreme war crime you've done?" "I'm not too sure... I do remember this one time when we started off by sending an RPG into a supermarket full of civvies..."
@@ramblingrenegade6346 that one time I put like 200 unarmed csat soldiers around me , put mines everywhere and was watching every single one of them blow up as they were running away with a big smile on my face
The RHS and CUP thing is so true, i always kept arguing about how cup has more factions, you can even see the inside of some tanks, and better sound for weapons and vehicles
Speaking of players who managed to hit their shots against AI helicopters... I was in an operation about a month ago and I ate high amounts of munitions *IN THE FACE* after the helicopter my team shot down landed directly on top of Overwatch (me and my spotter).
If we get an Ep. 3 of this, I think it should include "Arma players when forced to walk in the real world" Because we all know the average mass of an Arma player is at least 150kg.
@@Rogue_Nine416 Really??? I haven't heard about that, well because I only play the classic Red Alert, one skirmish match a day, but well I'll try that right now!
Ghost Hawk crews in vanilla KOTH when a disgruntled Cessna pilot rams them (This has happened to myself and my friend several times usually due to us being so efficient at being a general nuisance)
I miss the fact that even inside the Milsim community we argue about who simulates better and talk shit about those who uses ranks, miss use ranks and even of those who uses ranks outside of the game. There're those who even send generals to the front line and of course we talk shit about those.
Right so you know how last video I commented about not feeling called out enough The full arsenal and casual milsim is spot on. To all of you who don't make missons with 3den, it's pain it makes no sense 90% and the dumbest thing beaks through vcom or lambs or you forget to put down the respawns/radio configs/whatever other module. Don't complain when I forget, I spent 2 hours trying to get a truck to skip a waypoint because the trigger wasn't synced
1:18 As a green hornets pilot, yeah. That’s pretty spot on! XD 2:51 Me seeing the US adopt their new 6.8mm AR: 3:01 Funny enough, I haven’t done that yet
technically a soldier not wearing a uniform is considered a warcrime because if enemy troops see a civilian with a weapon shooting at them the whole town has to be put down, at least that's how it went in vietnam
As an Antistasi player I can confirm I have studied the methods of irregular forces from across the globe, including the Taliban and the IRA. It doesnt help when my team still runs full on at the American garrison with Kar98s and pickup trucks
everything in this video is spot on and is one of the few things i think the whole community can agree with, other than keeping subconsciously agreeing that the roblox milsim units are even worse.
Me sitting around with my friends wondering when the something interesting will happen besides random death:So when do we start having fun? “That’s the neat part, you don’t “
2:02 is my friend's tactics on taking out an APC. It's the white truck of peace, regardless if he's using anything that's not a truck or colored white.
"How can you expect me to raid this compound without my ACOG, attached red dot, laser/flashlight combo, bipod grip, suppressor, thermal goggles, IR beacons, multicolored smokes, ghille suit, 1911, A-10 support, LAV, Mk.19 humvee, mortar detachment, MLRS support, and aviator glasses?... What do you mean 'checkpoint RP'?"
Very Happy to see the second slander! I loved it and everything was 100% true, now to wait on Arma 4 and slander that in a couple years or maybe decades!!
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0:33
Pilot: "This place seems safe to land"
Cargo: "500m is too far to walk, can you get us closer?"
bruh this is so true 😭😭
the leader of the unit I play in just wants to walk for an hour xD the ops are 2h of mess because nothing works, 1-2h walking, and 10 shots before having to run away
Pilot: "*sigh* I guess... how close?"
Cargo: "Right on top of em, I wanna hit them with my butt on the way out"
where is that clip from?
@@marko8818 it's the World in Conflict Liberty Lost cutscene.
irl arma helicopter pilots wondering why their rotorblades just evaporated after attempting to pull off a 20g sudden stop manouver
Pin this to add to the next episode.
"You mean I can't barrel roll with the little bird then J hook right into the LZ?"
ARMA players when they “Accidentally” call an airstrike on an “enemy base”.
Aka civilians
@@lebigeon *Hostile collaborators (Probably)
Or when you call in an air strike on “enemy combatants” and then tell the pilot they hit civvies
well I guess it's true to life atleast
@@zinc_ave Israel moment?
As a mission maker, I legitimately almost cried the first time a mod updated and broke everything the day we were going to play it.
As another mission maker I can agree.
:')
Your poor soul
We had a campaign running for several weeks, got halfway through and then the main mod that we were using got pulled xD
I once had the mod update **just after I started the server** so half of the people were able to get in before they downloaded the update and the other half were just fucked. Had to scrap the whole op that I'd spent an entire month building.
Arma Players when they have a goated PC Setup and the game never leaves the 20FPS mark
ArmA 3 trying to get optimized in 10 years challenge (impossible)
Thing is I have a medium end gaming laptop and I can have lost things at ultra
@@markreese4533 cap
@@markreese4533 this game runs like garbage on a NASA pc stop bullshiting
Same can relate
the only problem with this is that calling it slander implies these statements are false (every single one of them is spot on)
I felt that helicopter one so hard.
Slander usually means insulting a thing (or game in this context) based on its characteristics
@@OsnoloVrach And those weren't insults, just sheer facts.
1:18 As someone who plays arma as a Vietnam milsim pilot i can tell you that one op per month is exactly like this. The other three are loitering for 2 hours to get called in for a single CAS run in the entire mission
sounds like any normal mission in arma 2... except you get tired of holding pattern and you decide it would be fun to intervene yourself and just get blown away from the sky
This is why you get yourself a unit that isn't just locked to one Faction, Era, and roles.
what unit are you in?
101st Airborne Division
Thats why I perfre strike missions where the Aviation division has their own missions
Your average Arma servers where everything can turn from normal to a clusterfuck mess
in 5 seconds
Fustercluck
"fustercluck"
@@dreadpiratedan4664 situation is Fubar
Slander: the action or crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person's reputation.
This video: the truth, only the truth, and nothing but the truth.
The zeus thing is accurate af i zeus constantly in singleplayer multiplayer with npcs and it kinda reminds me of call to arms game
Even the ai is the same!
Hahahaah yeah
Do you know what game is that?
@@unclelarry8842 Its some rts game called "Call To Arms" where you are given the option to control units in first person yourself if you want to just like how remote control works in zeus
@@unclelarry8842
Think Men of War but worse and with modern armies
This is incredibly accurate and funny. The Arma 3 community is such a treasure.
I respect you for putting decent music and not getting monetised. Nice to hear some good music not just the usual melted cheese string no copyright music.
Arma Players when they get drafted and cant ping Zeus to get the truck unstuck.
As a renewed man who has now played ARMA 3 for 11 hours and has seen the horrors of war, very true.
We have all seen things we cannot un-see. We fear trees. We fear the sky. We still keep coming back to the game.
We fear windows, and bridges too.
@@paceysgameplay dont forget the killer stairs and walls
But what we fear most of all, is the dark lord of Arma, Desync
We fear the military cargo houses
@@firstconsul7286 those too, haunted realms of death, within are the wretched souls of our countless brothers whose bodies were consumed by the Glitch-Lord
The taunting of AI vehicles is so true lmao, everyone does this
Everybody gangsta until the AI IFV/SPAA sees a small pixel of your leg and starts shooting
The clips from RTS games you put in make me nostalgic. Damn, I want a Generals and World In Conflict 2.
Saaame... I remember that I was hung up on Generals 2 for a long time... didn't want to accept that it was gone, that they had cancelled it, it's a real shame
Don't you think WARNO and Wargame is just better than WiC? AAnd think about the upcoming gamne from Steel Balalleika
@@synthilein I don't think Wargame and WARNO is the same though. They are very different.
@@synthilein n
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@@synthilein yeah WARNO and Wargame is very diff fake simulator RTS whereas WIC is more Rock Paper Scissors, tad more arcadey but classic fun. There’s still WIC multiplayer though and even a mod for WIC that incorporates equipment from modern armies in the 2000s-2010s IIRC.
The tacticool barbie part killed me even if i dont play arma 💀
Me just vibing to Elvis and not paying enough attention to catch half the captions alone is probably enough to tell you what kind of Arma player I am.
"I have committed several warcrimes".
That's beginner shit. You're not a proper Arma player until you've _invented some entirely new ones._
No session of Arma is complete until you commit a war crime.
"What's the most extreme war crime you've done?" "I'm not too sure... I do remember this one time when we started off by sending an RPG into a supermarket full of civvies..."
@@ramblingrenegade6346 "And then there was that one time I wiped out an entire residential block with one A10 gun run."
@@ramblingrenegade6346 that one time I put like 200 unarmed csat soldiers around me , put mines everywhere and was watching every single one of them blow up as they were running away with a big smile on my face
They bouta learn that it ain't a war crime the first time
It's just getting better and better. This video is about as accurate as a Javelin firing on a Russian tank.
🤣oh god
1:12 *HOLY SHIT, IT'S M4 FROM GFL*
Cinnamon buns!
@@MNA-zn4ni Well, she is a cinnamon bun
M4 is cool, but where my M16 at?
@@nepnepguythegreatestofall Ayyyy
@@nepnepguythegreatestofall Out there Riding around with Beak Presumably.
Now listen here mister Inc., that hospital was coming right at me, I had no choice.
RTS is pretty accurate. If you’re the commander in late game antistasi it becomes more of an RTS than a shooter.
The RHS and CUP thing is so true, i always kept arguing about how cup has more factions, you can even see the inside of some tanks, and better sound for weapons and vehicles
Also the vests doesn't make the units take 4 shots to kill LOOKING AT YOU 6B43
@@HunterL4D12 fking stalinium finds its way into RHS armor
As a wall bang enthusiast rhs has far better ballistics. But gotta love the arma 2 assets of cup because i miss arma 2 a lot im split on it.
@@HunterL4D12 Sometimes you just need a bigger bullet!
0:14 And former military members doing youtube content. Thats goldmine of information for running insurgency.
You forgot KOTH pilots, "Casual playing music flying sideways at 5 meters then hits a power pole then ALT F4'S"
Speaking of players who managed to hit their shots against AI helicopters... I was in an operation about a month ago and I ate high amounts of munitions *IN THE FACE* after the helicopter my team shot down landed directly on top of Overwatch (me and my spotter).
Do not forget about the guy who starts up arma editor and turns it off after 5 seconds lmao
As an arma 3 modder, I can confirm this is 200% accurate. Also loving the use of World In Conflict cutscenes.
Thank you for using my lines at 1:55 and 2:00
This put a smile on my face
never thought I needed "tacticool barbie" in my life
For true immersion, when i'm in a vehicle and act as fire support i watch anime on my second monitor.
If we get an Ep. 3 of this, I think it should include "Arma players when forced to walk in the real world"
Because we all know the average mass of an Arma player is at least 150kg.
1:59
You DARE question the strategic genius of Chairman Pooh?
-10,000 Social Credit
there are no war crimes, only happy little accidents
FlippinDingDong's Arma intro video is a timeless classic.
It hits hard... it all hits so hard...
The Zeus power is Strong with this one...
0:07 Ahhh yes, modded Command & Conquer Generals ZH, brings back memories
I still play Rise of the Reds from time to time
@@The_Lunch_Man Yesss, Nostalgia
you'd probably like the generals remake mod for red alert 3
@@Rogue_Nine416 Really??? I haven't heard about that, well because I only play the classic Red Alert, one skirmish match a day, but well I'll try that right now!
@@cgaming1627 it's just skirmish and multiplayer only for now
The Arma artists blacking out faces is too accurate
1:10 only to never use the 10 HEAT rockets, 140 mags, 60 30mm grenades, 80 smoke grenades, and 3 almond joys in the mission
That bit with CSAT trying to explain spreading the experimental weaponized Malaria xD
0:58 is just too relatable god damn.
The slander is missing that one stray bullet from the AI that knock down chopper pilot, kill half of the player base
Playing tacticool barbie is the best thing about ARMA.
Helo pilots after the self destruct button on the underside of the ski slightly brushes a blade of grass
Ghost Hawk crews in vanilla KOTH when a disgruntled Cessna pilot rams them
(This has happened to myself and my friend several times usually due to us being so efficient at being a general nuisance)
the Anti-Stasi and Vindicta are too accurate and tbf the tactics work wonders lmao
"i have committed several war crimes" you mean its not a check list?
Loved the blufor koth one because it's so bloody true! Every time you see a crashed helicopter it's nowadays called "a blufor landing"
I miss the fact that even inside the Milsim community we argue about who simulates better and talk shit about those who uses ranks, miss use ranks and even of those who uses ranks outside of the game. There're those who even send generals to the front line and of course we talk shit about those.
0:39 that got me lmao
the last meme : and i will hecking do it again
3:00 “Geneva convention…you mean my to-do-list?”
I just watched the first one and get treated to a sequel less than 2 hours later. Thanks.
This is literally what I was expecting lol. But good work man
Arma mod creators when someone asks them to make a crye uniform that's not a reskin of the NATO Fatigues
Right so you know how last video I commented about not feeling called out enough
The full arsenal and casual milsim is spot on. To all of you who don't make missons with 3den, it's pain it makes no sense 90% and the dumbest thing beaks through vcom or lambs or you forget to put down the respawns/radio configs/whatever other module.
Don't complain when I forget, I spent 2 hours trying to get a truck to skip a waypoint because the trigger wasn't synced
We need more warzone /altis memes
Man I'm not even playing any arma games but i can see the community is already interesting
1:19 as someone who actively plays SOG I can confirm the accuracy of this
Prairie fire PRAIRIE FIRE!
the 3den editor one hits close to home, nice one.
Oh yeah my 900 hours arma 3 experience in 3 minutes
Truly a arma 3 moment.
Masterpiece. Loved the use of World in Conflict footage
1:18
As a green hornets pilot, yeah. That’s pretty spot on! XD
2:51 Me seeing the US adopt their new 6.8mm AR:
3:01 Funny enough, I haven’t done that yet
The average Invade & Annex gameplay be like: black hawk down + 13 hours
technically a soldier not wearing a uniform is considered a warcrime because if enemy troops see a civilian with a weapon shooting at them the whole town has to be put down, at least that's how it went in vietnam
This is the most accurate slander i've ever seen. (1300+ hrs)
The accuracy and density of information here is beautiful
As an Antistasi player I can confirm I have studied the methods of irregular forces from across the globe, including the Taliban and the IRA. It doesnt help when my team still runs full on at the American garrison with Kar98s and pickup trucks
I don't see anything wrong in playing it like a real time strategy.
everything in this video is spot on and is one of the few things i think the whole community can agree with, other than keeping subconsciously agreeing that the roblox milsim units are even worse.
Oh hey, isn't that last one from Yogurt Cap? Neat.
the amount of money i racked up shooting down blufor mh-6s while using a tigris in opfor in a koth match lmao
Me sitting around with my friends wondering when the something interesting will happen besides random death:So when do we start having fun?
“That’s the neat part, you don’t “
HOLY SHIT THE MAD MAN ADDED THE RHS VS CUP DEBATE AHAHAHA
I cannot believe I forgot to even suggest such a thing..
2:02 is my friend's tactics on taking out an APC.
It's the white truck of peace, regardless if he's using anything that's not a truck or colored white.
0:28
From "The ArmA Song" lol
When my players piss me off as Zeus, I drop a vehicle on their head.
I dont even play arma but half this shit cracks me up. Your sure have a fun community you got there.
Playing this on 2x speed was an acid trip
1:38 the absolute state of Callsign Apocalypse from Rimmy and Friends "Back in Nam '75" burning friend and for alike.
2:19 me when both tanks and all 3 IFVs in the unit have been wiped out by a kornet hiding in a bush across the map for the 5th time in a row
As a Fan of Sog Pf.
Totally accurate, missing dropping fuel trucks on villages because "the F4 can be used for griefing"
Arma players waiting for a new war so they flood the workshop with missions about it:
"How can you expect me to raid this compound without my ACOG, attached red dot, laser/flashlight combo, bipod grip, suppressor, thermal goggles, IR beacons, multicolored smokes, ghille suit, 1911, A-10 support, LAV, Mk.19 humvee, mortar detachment, MLRS support, and aviator glasses?...
What do you mean 'checkpoint RP'?"
The aviators are 100% essential equipment and I would never go into battle without em.
Love the World in Conflict trailer clips. A classic.
Forgot about the end of op Blue on Blue massacres
2:54 this is me trying to shoot down the turret from a tank lol
SOG DLC should be considered as an horror game. I keep having jumpscares because of the Vietnamese in the bushes.
Every Arma player should be identified as "War Criminals" by the UN at this point
Probably yeah.
Arma 3 players when the Zeus sets the Global AI Skill to 100%
This hits a little too close to my sniper base near spawn
It's not a milsim op without a pink hk416 and full pink COXHOUND gear
Very Happy to see the second slander! I loved it and everything was 100% true, now to wait on Arma 4 and slander that in a couple years or maybe decades!!
basically arma since the 2000's
2:44 I don't like the fact you called me out.
Good song, good video.
-Local C4G Femboy
Whats the name of the song?
Pro tip: Yesterdays gear button is tomorrows grenade button.
Arma community is one of the most unique and diverse communities and I love it 😂