You can't Cancel DSP "under fire" for trying to explain why racist jokes are "OK"
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#dsp #ididnothingwrong - เกม
0:00 DSP trolled
3:05 Don't joke about gout (The HogFather Jasper the 1k cat back story)
5:25 The Hogfather Mods & stream patterns turn on DSP
7:12 I don't have money to do it, I don't have money to it! (but he did)
8:23 back on the subject at hand You are about to be PigPilled
You even timestamp your stuff. Thanks for the dinner time video
Thicc Boi it means your ass is on the boning block😂😂😂
DSPG...Dude send me the check. I'll print it up wholesale. We'll spit the dough 50/50. 👍. Love ya!
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I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if DSP already made Kat get an abortion it’s purely conjecture but hypothetically speaking if she was to get pregnant he would def force her to get one and make his pay pigs foot the bill.
If you expose yourself to the world be prepared for the world to expose you.
Ohh the cameras on.......cameras been on the whole time.
Hellooooo.....?
*Snort i didn't even know!
I especially love how surprised he sounds, and then he just goes on like nothing happened. It's freaking hilarious XD
Would Twitch do something about it? Oh Wait he's twitches answer to Onion Boy.
I always love that rocking he does afterwards, he's visibly uncomfortable.
@@apa123APA lmao
"He's like a gout-ridden roach!" - Papa Gundam 2019
I want that on a shirt.
On my underwear too. 💯
I want "HERE'S YOR ORDA, SUMTING TASTY" On the top half of the shirt and then an arrow pointing down on the lower portion.
Oooooo..I like it!!
lmao
That’s our pigroach for you
If begging for $1000 to tell his stream he's been pretending not to have a cat for almost a year didn't affect him then nothing will tbh
It did cause his few co-op partners to sever ties with him pretty much, plus lot of his mods left or became undercover trolls. But, whenever DSP has a paypig exodus, new morons appear to replace the lost ones.
You think this is bad. He begged for tax money and immediately afterwards went on to marry his horse, even though a month before that he said he didn't have money for it.
Yoo everyone send me money I need $1000! Wanna see the dog I don’t have?
@Redoubt Part of the appeal is that his outlandish stupidity and lack of shame leads to this idiocy, the cat arc is particularly funny since just week before pulling this stunt he was raging how Ninja writing a book about Fortnite gameplay was ripping off children and cashing in on idiots. It's like he talked shit just to show "look at this, this is how you scam kids and idiots properly". You just can't tell when DSP pulls something insanely stupid out of his ass again. Like when he goes on a vacation last april after begging for money since christmas saying he can't pay his taxes he can't buy anything, and suddenly he tweets pictures of how he got married.
It's just so dumb it's unbelievable, and some idiots continue to listen to him whine and beg for money, forget all the scams he's already done, and continue to give him more only to be shocked and amazed to find that he scammed them yet again.
Edward Elric More amazing since just the previous year he also begged for tax money only to move said horse to live with him. They fell for the same storyline twice in a row, in the exact same timeframe he did it: start begging for it thanksgiving, then he does some major spending in april, and april the storyline is concluded and all his problems are gone, thanks for help. And it's highly like that with thanksgiving closing in, and him already mentioning a special stream that day and "thinks going on financially in the back that have me really stressed lately", that we repeat this story arc for the 3rd time in a row. Guess he's going on week or two long honeymoon in april when the arc concludes again.
Pretty sure DSP knows about Gundam but ignores him not to wake the beast
He does that with most all detractors, sometimes he lets it slip that he knows someone on stream shouted out a detractor channel in voicechat, but afterwards tries to correct himself as if he didn't know who it is.
He says that 10 times a stream minimum about almost everything that isn't related to him getting money. "I don't know what you're talking about" is an ongoing meme he uses to keep himself in a bubble.
With how badly Almighty Tevin gets under piggies skin. If he had Gundams full attention he would have to completely quarantine every Gundam account.
I really want a gundam dsp collab
that's what all smart roaches do, they play dumb, deflect and avoid
DSP is so toxic that feral ghouls wouldn't bother him.
Would pound the everliving fuck outta Willow in F3 bruh.
“....oh the cameras on?! It’s been on this whole time huh?....... hello”
Chat watching: .....whatthefuck??
The Red Thirst As much as I dislike DSP, I actually respected his shamelessness there. He took it on the chin and shrugged it off like nothing. Guess his character image is already so damaged he can’t even be bothered at this point.
Fucking hilarious.
@@Wallychans Incorrect, he ran to Machinima, his MCN at the time, and they started striking down videos about it. DSP ran to twitter and claimed he was "scratching his leg" and "looking at a spider in the ceiling" or whatever idiotic. It took a while of people making fun of it and telling him to just run with it, until he understood to just let it go and changed his twitter avatar to his o-face and whatnot.
Also he claims not to get bothered by the fapcident, but he still gets triggered if people mock him about it and how it "Happened years ago dood, no one cares anymore". Plus he tried to claim some months ago that it was actually his ex-girlfriend's fault all along because she wasn't putting out.
I think the craziest part about that is that it means his hotkey for streaming and porn are right next to each other
Never gets old
@Daisuke Young Begging on a daily basis and knowing that the whole world views you as a joke, that's something to be jealous of? If I were to see him on the street i would literally piss on him nonchalantly and walk away cause I wouldn't even waste my time acknowledging his presence.
"What do you have against Gundams?"
DSP - 2019
Cancel DSP? It’s like South Park says, “how do you kill that which has no life”?
DSP would survive a colony drop where he's at the epicenter of impact
Colony 30 was a cover up, they didn't gas it, they just played DSP's streams on loops non stop daily.
Not only would he survive the drop, that fucker would still stream in the face of the worst disaster in human history. Asking for bits/cheers/everylittlebithelps
@Crashie-J like a bison in the rain.
@@TheFlameHaze1 Colony 30?
He deserves the name of "pigroach" after all.
DSP has long since stopped being human and has ascended into a metaphysical concept of begging.
We wus KANGS
Bro laughing at 6:57 sounds like my grandmas last breaths when she died of mesothelioma
th-cam.com/video/zIJErVlVOY8/w-d-xo.html
Jesus fucking christ dude... DARK sense of humor.
I-i don't know how to react to this....
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What about 8:49?
I was expecting "The GoutFather" for the thumbnail.
Would have cost a 1000 dollars for commercial rights. Another 1000 to edit into the thumbnail.
I've got a really positive reveal today since I reached my tip goal - really need the money keep it coming - come on up here. *drags dirty, swollen foot onto couch* So, I've actually had gout for quite some time, but I wanted to show you guys, here it is. If I reach my tip goal tomorrow, you might see my foot again. Maybe.
Yay!! My donation clip made the intro!!!! $3 well spent
3 dollars wasted LOL!
@@ItsAGundam maybe for you, but for us is quality content :3
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@@DevenThaDude-xb2tm for jasper the cats physiatrist bill. When he has to go to counseling after DSP buys a costco size jar of peanut butter, a Lionel Richie album and some scented candles
michtoppien666 DSP has u dancing 😂Thx for the money dummy! Btw ur fleeting shoutout didn’t land at all apart from u name dropping Gundam.
Ooh itsagundam uploaded, “Make me laugh clown!”
Ac Legends 😂😂
Best itsagundam quote ever!😂😂😂
*And cry a little too it pleases us*
I'm pretty sure the reason why DSP rarerly mention that he's the Polish is because he wants to save this for another big reveal hidden behind 1k donation wall.
Love your work Gundam. Keep it up!
Hit me with your best
@@RobertoMaybe1 then the winged hussars arrive
How can you cancel someone who's entire audience hates him
LOL the issue DOES have a "how do you kill the undead" sort of quality to it
Well, at least 100 of them are under pignosis.
If that was true, he would have been gone broke by now. That's not true
Why would they watch him then.
How do you kill the undead? With a nuke of course!
Had to like for the What do you have against Gundams quote alone
Use that quote when he goes against itsagundam. Would be funny as fuck to use against him. Every criticism he has for gundam should shut him u0
I dunno Gundam, Phil screaming "WHY AM I TOXIC?" while playing Dark Souls is pretty iconic as well.
not gonna lie, I was pretty disappointed when I realized that was the context
He's so toxic that he can survive even a zombie apocalipse without even fight
When a zombie bites dps, is the zombie that becomes human and dies
Yea zombies eat brains not fat dsp is safe
@Thomas Garrison 😅
DSP is so tahksic, if you made him hold a poison dart frog, the frog dies from gout.
He's survived 6 years of detractors attempting to get him kicked off every platform he's been on. I'm wondering who the biggest clueless cunts are in that equation.
Ah, Gout.
Also known as "the rich man's disease".
I have had gout before. It comes from a combination of kidney problems and eating certain types of food. It’s not necessarily expensive food though. The first time I had it I ate a lot of liver the previous day, the second time I hate a lot of roast beef. Aspirin also contributes to it, so if you take aspirin for headaches it can increase your risk of a gout flare up.
Having experienced gout myself I do sympathize with DSP on this one matter. To explain what it feels like, if you’ve ever had a bad toothache, imagine that, except in your toe joints and it lasts for like 5 days. I try to avoid foods that could trigger it since my second attack, it’s a very unpleasant experience, most pain killers don’t work, and even if you manage to fall sleep you will probably move your foot causing a pain spike and it will wake you up after about 10 seconds.
@@xxJing I'm sorry my dude, making fun of people's pain isn't funny. Even if the guy (DSP, not you of course) is a whiney little bitch
@xxJing it's called the rich man's disease because hundred and hundred of years ago. The only people that had gout were royalty. Because they were the only one who could afford to eat enough red meat and alcohol to get it. Peasants weren't getting it.
DSP is an eldritch horror. That's the only rational conclusion I can come to, given all the facts.
Well, both make you question your existence, so I guess you're right.
Nathaniel Crosby the pigroach shall outlive us all he is a black hole of intelligence and money
Naaw, DSP makes Eldritch horrors question their existence.
DSP is what happens when you reach the 4th dimension
@@AcolyteofRlyeh DSP Is the exacy reason why Nyarlathotep quit being eldricht abomination & become Nyaruko-san instead (yeah, there is anime like that too)
Dsp: "some people just don't have thick skin"
Me: shut up gout boy
Dsp: *cries*
Abysswalker Lu Dsp: *bans* ***
He also has an old video from years back where dudes were mocking him about it in Fallout (with usernames like Fallgout, lol), and he started ranting how that's pathetic bad trolling and he isn't even offended because it's not something he struggles with. Yet now it fits the narrative to be a victim and it hurts him. Because it's DSP, and he rewrites every story every few weeks.
@@apa123APA Fallgout made me chuckle to myself thanks for that one lol
If Thanos snapped TH-cam away DSP would be the only TH-camr left that didn’t get snapped.
DSP is getting a gold fish tomorrow he needs 1000 bucks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't be ridiculous.
He needs 5,000 so he can also get a bowl and water for the fish.
Corrupt Angel omg true! 🤣🤣🤣n the filter too.
@@ldyjaybx1 That's a lot of fish food flakes.
Dubuya Jay haha 😆 times is hard
Mi Ke lmao
"The italian race" loool This guy should go back to playing with himself...my god.
"the camera is on...cameras been on the whole time" will remain one of my all time favorite moments in internet history.
Dsp- "Give me money for something fun"
Everyone- "ok here's money"
Dsp- "I have a cat hehe 😸"
“I did nothing wrong...SNNNNNNOOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT...”
Nice snort.
lol, cockroaches everywhere look up to DSP as a god.
DSP is the Cthulhu of roaches.
*Pats cat during stream* "Was that a cat?" N-No i was scratching my leg! Now give me money to reveal this positive thing. "Phil got a cat" No one was even close to figuring it out!
Wait I thought he got canned cause he was rolling around on the floor with his dog and his balls said hello there
I don't know why I laughed.
Toxic but successful streamers like DSP makes Creators like me *Kermmit die*
😭😭😭
I'm sad that Ming lost his job, sounds like a great guy.
Idk man me and my wife have three kids and each one of em are different races.
Idk man it seems you have no kids man.
@Awesomecat At least six... stopped counting after five though.
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U joking right?
@@Feels_like_Guts yes
Please someone tell everyone: "Who is that guy with the Batman mask who says Kill me please I wanna die? Where can we watch his videos? Many people have asked about that, no one answers.
His name is JobbytheHong.
@@toxicmindx man you have my gratitude! Thank you!
@Thomas Garrison thank you man! I have been searching with keywords like "Batman man please kill me I wanna die" etc!
Thanks!
@Thomas Garrison Really!? I always thought that is Gundam! It fits his personality. :( Thanks for clearing that up.
"If I die in this world, who will know something of me?"
-jobbythehong.
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.SWOOVEL HERE!!!
1000$ cat dlc? 😂😂😂😂
2000$, since one of his main paypigs was lined up to show up at the very end of the stream and tip 1000$ to meet the goal either which way.
Papa Gundam has spoken children!
Remember DSP once said the Seattle air healed his back issues😂
That fresh Seattle air, bro!
Leave him alone MSM. He is OUR lolcow.
"When I realized I could manipulate my fans into paying me 1k so I could show them my cat, it was an offer I could not refuse." DSP said.
Fun fact: I use "This is how you don't play DSP" videos to fall asleep
Irond3vil2 me too
same
glad im not the only one
The Immortal Pig Roach and Ca$hper the $2,000 Cat
Nobody: Dsp: “gout is the same as downs”
If people hate DSP so much, why do people give him so much money?
Because thd interwebzlove theur lolcows
It's very simple those people are dumbasses and make up the circus for this clown lmao
13:38 DSP sounding like uncle from Red Dead Redemption. "I got lumbago"
I'm embarrassed to say this, but can you explain lumbago?
Dubuya Jay it’s back pain
@@MartianManHunter2258 Oh, ty. I've been seeing it all over the net for some reason.
That earned a hard smile from me.
"I got lumbago!"
DSP is basically mister Krabs, l except he's not funny.
I lost my cat of 16yrs today and this video really helped me out. Who thought on this day I'd see a vid about a cat. Great Stuff!!
DSP will survive the heat death of this universe
Lmao people still take DSP serious? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think DSP is Gundams favorite Twitch Thot
This is what I glean that I agree with from DSP's rant:
-Generalized jokes are fine.
-Targeting someone for something they cannot control is wrong. Thats why racist jokes are fine as long as they don't target a specific person or few peoples. This is a exception in private if your buddy is fine with this stuff. not my business or the publics.
-People are so thin skinned these days that everything is offensive to someone.
I agree. Simply because you aren't targetting someone. Your not putting a specific person on the spot. Like sex, if your going to do socially unacceptable shit and your partner is ok with it, do it in private away from the public. Though tbf people make racist remarks and jokes to me all the time. If they aren't funny I just don't laugh. I just ignore the joke and move on. If it gets out of hand I tell them to stop or cut the person off. Common sense/ancient secret technique not found on the internet these days.
The issue is that he contradicts that very statement by claiming that you cannot joke about disabilities or illness at all because it is something that a person cannot change while claiming its ok to joke about race which is something people also cannot change.
It's ether both or neither. Simple as that.
@@tacticalpossum7090 dont know guy deleted his comments after each response. I got allerts to this guy talking to a ghost.
that laugh is contagious as hell LOL
Gout is caused by too much sugar in the blood, most often as a result of excess alcohol consumption. Under no circumstances is it hereditary.
8:57 "The Italian race or the Chinese..."
Ummm, Phil... When did nationality become race?
It took me forever to find that vault.
And I blew myself up like 20 times figuring out how to explode it.
"Here your order....someting tasty...." 🤣🤣🤣
Leave him alone! Don't you know he's in the worst financial situation of his life!
Until tomorrow, tomorrow will be the worst, tomorrow
The dude has hundred dollar statues of game characters, hell that darksider one cost at least a few hundred dollars.
He slipped up the other day and said "My bank account is in the black."
the DSP cat thing brings a movie quote to mind. "desperation is a stinky cologne"
Fight me, DSP
Only Jamal and tyrone can cancel his wife and his spirt
If DSP aka the PigRoach fell into shark infested waters he would drag someone else in with him feed them to the sharks and come up and ask for $1000 to reveal the “good news” of how he survived.
He needs that money. He really does. He needs that money! To pay his bills. The electric bill, the Internet bill, the Khondo mortgage, the mansion mortgage, the BMW payment, the Subaru insurance, the cat food, the horse feed, the Hulu sub, the Netflix sub, the WWE sub... Wow, he's destitute, don't you see??
If his parents read this can you please save the cat!
I actually agree with his opinion on racist jokes
Edit: I think as long as your not targeting someone then any jokes ok (including gout) . Of course there is a time and place for it. The office isn't your personal comedy club. But his sentiment very much was correct.
That they aren't as bad as medical jokes cause his medical condition is hereditary...
I know what you mean though. Well, it depends. There are racist jokes and then there are racist's jokes. If it is an attack and you are laughing at it cause you are racist, then it's bad. SJWs don't see the difference.
It's all about the context. I say all sorts of vile shit, but if I ever see someone being racist or bullying someone I say something. Sadly, I've been "bullied" by some of those very people because they did not like me using certain words despite then actually witnessing me stand up for people.
@@RobertoMaybe1 its good they didnt have to endure the heavier cases such as slavery into jim crow and so on but its bad they dont understand the weight of the word. I literally work with an irish guy and a latino guy who think its okay to say the N word because they arent using it "the bad way". The Irish guy says its okay because he's from a ghetto and thats how they talk. Latino guy said black people use it all the time so why cant he?
Its not good she doesnt understand the weight of the word. As a minority it is up to us to bother learning our history so we can educated each other regardless of background. There are far too many things I learned as an adult that were "soft lies" learned during school, excluding things not taught in school.
As a side note, there have been many cases in my life where I realize people say stuff like that in front of me because they dont expect me to do anything. I bet if I was more imposing I wouldnt have that problem.
Had a black dude at work who stopped talking to me cause I wouldn't say the N word. I was attempting to explain how retarded Ice Cube sounded when he said "yall" (as in white people) want the word back.
@@casono "soft lies" such as?
I don't think DSP gets credit for getting the job done with his imagination. Damn, son, that's a fucking hero, right there.
In a case in Liverpool England Involving a dispute between 2 neighbours one of whom was Irish a judge stated calling someone a "Fucking Leprechaun" was not a hate crime! 🤭😆😂🤣
Don't insult Hogfather that way. It was a great Terry Prachet book! =P
17:07
Post nasal drip that is incurable, except when he does shill streams.
"If you don't pay me, I'll beg even harder." 🤣😂
I've meet your channel by the brazilian channel "Central". Now im THRISTY for you hahahahha ty for the video.
Love the “Italian race”
If you think you can be racist towards Mexicans you can be racist towards Italians
@@pfclex6737 Italians are white tf you mean
@@nukemforever241 no, they are not.
@@nukemforever241 not true we are much darker then white people you could say Mexicans are white if you think Italian people are white.
@Olli Rolli they can be yes but many get quite dark especially living in italy very sunny.
Yea Mexican Joker
16:49 "Touching moment", idk chief but that was way longer than a moment.
Video of the trial of tears, hats off to you gundam. from Australia.
as a proud italian i am horrified by that thumbail. but i'll be damned if that man isn't untouchable!
I need those,that money..I really do dood
I was recently diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis. MS.
One of the first things did was make a shitty little brain with legions in Microsoft paint and title it MS Paint.
Wow, that's heavy. Hoping for things to get better for you man 🙏
@@majortom331 Aaaah I appreciate it. No worries though, I'm handling it well, apparently.
The Ming/delivery guy DSP jokes along with your "crappy" editing. Was just perfect. Really sold the point I think you're trying to bring across. Great stuff thank you so much for your work Poppa Gundam
"In this day and age you just can't make any jokes"
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It'sAGundam can you do some kind of native dance that calls rain, but instead will up your subscriber count?
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Side note:
DSP is an example of prolonged momentum... like a snowball rolling down hill eventually becomes an unrelenting avalanche.
The same strategy can be extrapolated to other mediums.
DSP is the David Brent of Twitch without the good or funny bits.
Imagine an alternate timeline dsp where he is a high ranking member of the mob.
That Dice Clay clip in the first minute made me laugh so damn hard!!! I guess because it was just unexpected
8:56 Oh yes, the famous italian race.
Bogdan to be fair, although it’s not much the case anymore, before the early 1900s if you weren’t a white Anglo Saxon Protestant you were treated like a different race. People from southern and Eastern Europe were especially scoffed at. The reason it all changed was primarily because there were too many immigrants coming in, so the Americans of the time basically said, “all Europeans are fully fledged white people now, be extra racist toward the blacks, Jews , and asians instead.”
How does every Racist joke start?
With a good, long, careful look around 👀 👀 👀
@Vigilant of 'Murica you have a question?
@Vigilant of 'Murica basically - the joke is that before you tell a racist joke, you take a look around to make sure that no one of that race is nearby to overhear the joke, to be safe.
Its helps to tell the joke in person so you can mime/ act out the act of having a look over both shoulders to make sure "the coast is clear"
Now that I've explained and ruined the joke, I hope that helped you understand
Causes of gout eating a very rich diet, drinking too much alcohol being over weight and the rare one is if your parents have it not your aunt DSP unless your aunt is your mother.
Gundam I know you got some shit going on through your head and I just wanted to say I understand how you feel and thank you for actually pushing through and making my day brighter praise you gundam
What is the appeal of DSP? I honestly don't get it.
There is none it is an acquired taste> When you need something SOOOOOOOOO outlandish you turn to dsp
He's an outrageous cocktail of ego, stupidity, childishness, greed, and laziness who puts all of his stupid IRL nonsense out in the open while alienating himself from society, sitting indoors all day doing nothing worthwhile, and thus whenever something very minor happens it's a monumental event in his life. Dude was complaining like crazy last week that he had to call Amazon delivery guys to get some exercise bike he broke picked up from his house, and how it was horrible having to be in the phone and these guys don't know what they're doing because they didn't show up that very day.
One of the first youtube streamers, kinda. He's iconic. You find him funny or you find him funny for the wrong reasons. He's just like the quintessential cringe guy.
DSP is quintessence of Polish. His peak in career was beating his sausage on stream so close to a kiełbasa sausage a great polish meat that even Tenacious D made a song about and DSP is irremovable from TH-cam/Twitch platforms same as Poland stayed on maps even if Germany and Russia tried hard to change this.
Before you called me racist towards Polish you should now I'm from Poland and make me gigle anyway ^^
Was this English?
It was mr perfect english. I'm sure you're perfect in every foreign language you know too
wait, ten D made a dsp song?
They made Kiełbasa sausage song
Chmurian omg the void in my life has been filled by kielbasa.(Soo many filthy jokes there) 😅😆 thanks I can't believe I missed that one!
I dunno what it was about this one, Gundam but you crushed it. Near tears laughing so hard the ENTIRE fucking time. Thanks man
When the camera goes off you can hear Phil yelling at the production staff "get that dam away from me!" 😂🤣😜
Finally early keep up the awesome work Gundam you and last of us 2 are the reasons why I wake up everyday
racist jokes are okay, all comedy is okay
I wholeheartedly agree sir
4:21 Oh god I have that shirt that dsp is wearing..... completely unrelated I wonder if amazon has a sale on lighter fluid.... LMAO
There was a lady from North Korea who ran a restaurant just off post where I was stationed in Louisiana. Every time you called to order she would answer the same way. "Hey baby! Whatchu want!?"
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When you consider how Tarded DSP is, I have to wonder who the people on this planet are that are apparently even more Tarded to still pay that guy money.
I pretty sure that gout was literally called "The King's Disease" at one point in human history.
You just gave me a vision of a 68 year old DSP riddled with gout, arthritis, and dementia trying to twitch stream from some old folks prison home going on about how its the controller's fault.