Gender Reveal Party Explosion Causes Earthquake

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  • @comeatmebro8120
    @comeatmebro8120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4754

    "Daddy, why have I never met my grandparents?"
    "That's because they both died horribly at your gender reveal party, sweetie. Good night"

    • @yourcousinsbrokenps2400
      @yourcousinsbrokenps2400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/ZwTnE82cLKk/w-d-xo.html

    • @kn9925
      @kn9925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@yourcousinsbrokenps2400 cool

    • @YoungCub
      @YoungCub 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @briannelson3830
      @briannelson3830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      “Your mother shot them both to death during your gender reveal”

    • @RentaruKw
      @RentaruKw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Your granny farted before she died to let daboy live a long dababy life

  • @jof1391
    @jof1391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7967

    At the rate things are going, someone is going to have a super hero origin story at a gender reveal party.

    • @themeitarrubin
      @themeitarrubin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Suddenly gender reveal parties sound like a fantastic idea!

    • @xfrozenxphoenix9452
      @xfrozenxphoenix9452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      “It is I, Gendereveal. Deciding your gender for you!”

    • @abdullasaeed3603
      @abdullasaeed3603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      More supervillain than superhero

    • @gorosaurussdad6876
      @gorosaurussdad6876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah, a hero, because there's more chance of getting Spider-Man than Doctor Doom out of this type of mess

    • @ivythealiencat
      @ivythealiencat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@xfrozenxphoenix9452 whats my gender mister?

  • @nathanielheywood137
    @nathanielheywood137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3889

    The Manhattan Project was actually just a bunch of scientists trying to one up each other's gender reveal parties

    • @lilpasta282
      @lilpasta282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ❌🏳️‍🌈

    • @Potato-fb4wr
      @Potato-fb4wr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      did it end up being a boy or girl?

    • @RandomDude69209
      @RandomDude69209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Goddamn Death Star of a gender reveal next month

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      *August 6th, 1945, Hiroshima, Japan*
      "its a boy!

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Potato-fb4wr it ended up being a mutant

  • @Omnipotentkami
    @Omnipotentkami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    I think the destruction of Krypton was a gender reveal party for Kal El at this point.

    • @antssr_9106
      @antssr_9106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      This should be canon

    • @bonda_racing3579
      @bonda_racing3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You fucking madlad thats Probably what did it for krypton

    • @raptorrex
      @raptorrex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's all starting to make sense now

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *Insert appropriate Kronk meme*

    • @steamoreeno
      @steamoreeno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO

  • @BoshMind
    @BoshMind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6163

    This is the modern day version of the arms race.

    • @mikewizz1895
      @mikewizz1895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yup

    • @deisk2707
      @deisk2707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      This is so retarded. It's like the alternative ww1, stupid reason is that some Europeans over a colonial argument on a useless desert place in africa.

    • @francisbacon4363
      @francisbacon4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think this is just fine because dumb people will always find a way to commit suicide

    • @deisk2707
      @deisk2707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@francisbacon4363 to make it sense. History repeats itself

    • @ctchimchar5258
      @ctchimchar5258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I can't wait for World War 3 to start over a gender reveal party

  • @themilkman3949
    @themilkman3949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3513

    I can’t wait for somebody to summon Cthulhu himself for a gender reveal

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Omg I discovered penguinz0 deleted video, here it is:* th-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/w-d-xo.html

    • @scottanderson5310
      @scottanderson5310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      That be fucking cool

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Cartman

    • @novarawr6278
      @novarawr6278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Summon SCP 999

    • @ambatukam7074
      @ambatukam7074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Flome810 You have summoned

  • @kevinross6235
    @kevinross6235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2179

    "that kid is coming into this world and he's already made an impact" Those two states would agree with you

    • @Noname-fb1mm
      @Noname-fb1mm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/w-d-xo.html

    • @bigboywawes
      @bigboywawes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      thats alot of bots in ur replies bro

    • @Jk-zi3ze
      @Jk-zi3ze 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok?

    • @thetincanman2363
      @thetincanman2363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigboywawes nah their definitely real

    • @HeyArlo
      @HeyArlo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh thanks for explaining the joke!

  • @dylondismas1131
    @dylondismas1131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    That kid literally made history, even though he wasn't born yet.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well his parents did

    • @ladytionne1
      @ladytionne1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His parents did not him

  • @kyl09
    @kyl09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2614

    Imagine how depressed their children would be when they realize people died just because they were born.

    • @c.f.6048
      @c.f.6048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😳

    • @user-mq1ng6sj7b
      @user-mq1ng6sj7b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      The saddest part is, every reasonable person knows that it's not the childs fault even remotely, but those scars might effect them forever. So even after the initial gargantuan damage, even if the child knows its not their fault, they might still have trauma. I'm not sure if this'll be completely true, I could be completely wrong about this. But the fact that it's a possibility is genuinely tragic.

    • @user-mq1ng6sj7b
      @user-mq1ng6sj7b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@commanderleo I am no psychologist. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize what I said is entirely possible. Because generally speaking, people don't like learning that their birth caused a lot of damage. That's just how humans work.

    • @ao.zora07
      @ao.zora07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@commanderleo You see. Event happen. Brain process. Hmmm, trauma potential. Must explain. Makes sense.

    • @tannergoodman8029
      @tannergoodman8029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@commanderleo I don't think having basic empathy makes you a psychologist. Just people acknowledging shitty situations

  • @floof421
    @floof421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    "So is it a boy or a girl?"
    "It's a-"
    *TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!*

    • @tescoscarrierbag996
      @tescoscarrierbag996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noice

    • @walterhartwellwhite366
      @walterhartwellwhite366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For those who don't want to watch the video: this is the plot lol

    • @seanwilkinson8696
      @seanwilkinson8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "AC-130 gunship inbound!" It performs a couple of pylon turns around the party, firing colored tracers from its Gatlings, Bofors, and howitzers.

    • @alexnano6268
      @alexnano6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They gave the birth to 30 babies and sacrificed them to get tactical nuke.

    • @oaverage_bird
      @oaverage_bird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated

  • @reala90
    @reala90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3138

    "Sir, someone hacked into the pentagon and obtained all our nuclear launch codes!"
    "Dammit was it the Russians?"
    "No it was a married couple who's about to have a baby!"

    • @zumariotaku825
      @zumariotaku825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      God help us all

    • @tank5435
      @tank5435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Oh no.. is a BOY

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@tank5435 Blue light in the distance.

    • @hossam9053
      @hossam9053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@tank5435 it’s little boy

    • @ElYujitad
      @ElYujitad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This somehow feels like an ellen tweet

  • @heylelbenshachar4512
    @heylelbenshachar4512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    They used to call these baby showers. "Gender reveal" sounds like something that would put the participants on the sex offender registry.

    • @jishnujetwani538
      @jishnujetwani538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I think a baby shower is when you give the parents gifts and play games

    • @chillax319
      @chillax319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@jishnujetwani538 Now it may end up similar to WWII German camp "showers".

    • @jishnujetwani538
      @jishnujetwani538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chillax319 that may be a bit far

    • @totallytubular618
      @totallytubular618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Baby showers and gender reveal parties aren’t the same thing

    • @alyssamay9237
      @alyssamay9237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Baby showers are mostly about giving the parents things for the baby. For example, when my mom was pregnant with me she got diapers, clothes, blankets, bibs, etc. as gifts
      Though gender reveals at baby showers aren’t too uncommon, though it’s usually just with a balloon or cake and not TNT

  • @ThanosTheManos
    @ThanosTheManos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3535

    You beat cancer and all you get to do is ring a bell. But some Karen finds out she’s having a boy and decides to trigger Armageddon by blowing up 5 tons of blue dynamite.

    • @FainthedCherry
      @FainthedCherry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      THANOS NO DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS-

    • @jesse_0607
      @jesse_0607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      @@FainthedCherry he's making us kill half the population ourselves since his snap didn't work.

    • @ThanosTheManos
      @ThanosTheManos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@jesse_0607 you’re god damn right I am.

    • @ThanosTheManos
      @ThanosTheManos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@jesse_0607 this is the real end game.

    • @AyyHotDogS
      @AyyHotDogS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Raccon_Detective. a soul for a soul

  • @lcb45
    @lcb45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3621

    I went to my sister's gender reveal party last year. Ate some good food then we sat around a table and she opened a card and turned it around for all of us to see and it said girl on it. Then I went home. That's about as special as it needs to be

    • @Thrownblock
      @Thrownblock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      good food

    • @Venturror
      @Venturror 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Did you pet your food? Good food must be pet with no exceptions.

    • @ruffalo1643
      @ruffalo1643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Too bad nobody sees this as enough.

    • @j.r.6660
      @j.r.6660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@ruffalo1643 Those people are just seeking for attention and have nothing special in life.

    • @ruffalo1643
      @ruffalo1643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@j.r.6660 AN ENTIRE FAMILY!?

  • @parallelbotanist61
    @parallelbotanist61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    They might just be the first people in history to be criminally charged for causing an earthquake

    • @KC_Garcia
      @KC_Garcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      "You're under arrest for causing an earthquake."

    • @mechagundam4553
      @mechagundam4553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@KC_Garcia "I swear it was your mother"

    • @dongleyliam8927
      @dongleyliam8927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Just saying that out loud is unreal, and of course its because of a gender reveal party

    • @Svetyat
      @Svetyat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      These replies lmao

    • @djkong2309
      @djkong2309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mechagundam4553 That is the best yo mama joke I've heard in a long time

  • @stephaniethatpersonyouknow8527
    @stephaniethatpersonyouknow8527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    It's the masters of the four elements. First there was the wildfires, now an earthquake, and in another couple months we'll unlock the air or water gender reveal party

    • @RyeBreadFF
      @RyeBreadFF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Someone’s gonna try to dye the Mediterranean blue or pink one day, calling it now

    • @I_love_dr_stone
      @I_love_dr_stone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      We already had a plane crash actually so... water it is!

    • @whaledolfin9233
      @whaledolfin9233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tsunami then tornado

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Avatar TLA theme intensifies*

    • @amiamagi
      @amiamagi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Only the Avatar, master of all full calamities, could stop this shit. But then, when the internet needed him most, he succumbed to the calamity.

  • @OnigiriOnion
    @OnigiriOnion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    Imagine in the future someone throws a simple gender reveal party and no one shows up out of fear because of all the gender reveal parties that caused fires and deaths.

    • @Jurgir09
      @Jurgir09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That would be a blessed day indeed

    • @cheeto9613
      @cheeto9613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cheeto

    • @hunterzilla9385
      @hunterzilla9385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's going to happen :/

    • @bigswedenman29
      @bigswedenman29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think John lennon made a song about that once

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cheeto9613 Cheeto

  • @gloomycandy101
    @gloomycandy101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1531

    The only gender reveal I'm chill with is how my big sister gave her daughters ice cream with pink sprinkles hidden inside to tell them that they were having a little sister. They were super excited and it was a chill private lil thing, no big show or anything.

    • @kirbbb1995
      @kirbbb1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      that's actually cute asf... gender reveal parties like that are so cute!!! sad that people are ruining this shit for everyone and endangering others

    • @Zuzu00000
      @Zuzu00000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Awe. See stuff like that is cute, but these psychos with their explosions and plane crashes are corrupting the concept to the point anything remotely similar gives people war flashbacks
      Why can nobody have nice things? 😔

    • @juancgonzalez2102
      @juancgonzalez2102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's really cute

    • @PerseusR51
      @PerseusR51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wholesome

    • @AngelsFly
      @AngelsFly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That sounds so wholesome!

  • @dr_skipwith
    @dr_skipwith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3874

    When he said "gone are the days", I had flashbacks to the Liquid Drywall video.

    • @owentwo982
      @owentwo982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I immediately thought "gone are the days of wine and guilded arms!" .... I've played too much Dragon Age

    • @SkepTzy
      @SkepTzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Luv ur vids

    • @floorlobster6114
      @floorlobster6114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      1:15

    • @Spirt0202
      @Spirt0202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha same

    • @flipangostudios2882
      @flipangostudios2882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME 😭

  • @bobveinne2439
    @bobveinne2439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Imagine causing millions of dollars in damage and ruining people's entire lives just to say, "Yeah it's a boy."

  • @epoillaKory
    @epoillaKory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    If I grew up and found out my parents did something like this I would hold it against them for the rest of their lives.

    • @klorbusmaximus6644
      @klorbusmaximus6644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Yeah Yeah Pestilence against your blood line.

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed. Would hate them for a while.

    • @steves578
      @steves578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aarontheperson6867 thats just stupid man.

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@steves578 cant get mad at your own parents for endangering you and many others?

    • @dgalloway107
      @dgalloway107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wtf youtube what happened to your so called spam protection. You sight any comments i make with links but let multiple actual bots through.

  • @Dacept
    @Dacept 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9818

    I will never understand why people go this far to simply reveal a baby's gender. Like it's a very insignificant detail and isn't worth taking people's life

    • @dufat6495
      @dufat6495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      They're just desperate for some attention and do this big ass "partys" that either end up killing someone or setting an entire state on fire lmao

    • @dmwanderer9454
      @dmwanderer9454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      Narcissism and a reason to throw parties.

    • @cosmo1248
      @cosmo1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      It's not even mean anything, you never know what they'll identify as

    • @ivebeenwaitingforthis5430
      @ivebeenwaitingforthis5430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      "Look our baby's a boy!"
      Don't care, where's the food, I'm going home

    • @Benlalonde4
      @Benlalonde4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Immamjust ssy this gon be one of your vids soon, also love tour comtent keep it up.

  • @jeeyo1226
    @jeeyo1226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    These parents are going to start making their guests go through Jigsaw level torture traps just so they could find out if they're having a baby boy or girl

    • @ravermader7035
      @ravermader7035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      *The axe is swinging closer and closer to your head. On the right and left of you is a switch. One makes spikes protrude out of the bed you are laying on. The other produces a gas which is the color correlating to the gender of my baby. Make your choice.*

    • @somethingotherthanmyrealname
      @somethingotherthanmyrealname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ravermader7035 Ngl I would take the spikes.

    • @Kurfuffle618
      @Kurfuffle618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      One cup cake is filled with pink or blue sprinkles the other is filled with a highly deadly neurotoxin.....

    • @DiranJiru
      @DiranJiru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ravermader7035 Is the coloured gas a Jerma reference by any chance?

    • @ravermader7035
      @ravermader7035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DiranJiru yeah

  • @dhruvsbeloved
    @dhruvsbeloved 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "How do you recognise when there's a special birth coming up? well it's because the parents let the world fucking know by conducting a terrorist attack"
    DUDE THAT HAS ME DYING

  • @TomoEriGoto
    @TomoEriGoto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Imagine being the kid and hearing what your parents did when you’re older... holidays would be awkward.

    • @gabrielpineirogarcia2078
      @gabrielpineirogarcia2078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      "You're Just as uncle Johny used to be. Before he killed himself with a pipebomb at your GRP. Can you pass me the salt?"

    • @zxe_memezrdreams6364
      @zxe_memezrdreams6364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was thinking if a 80 pound explosive can shake two states what would it fill like to be near a bombing run in ww2 with thousands of pounds of explosives going off around you.

    • @milandavid7223
      @milandavid7223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh he definitely heard it

    • @beetlejuice2725
      @beetlejuice2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milandavid7223 fr

    • @pxple1318
      @pxple1318 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      shaun

  • @doofward
    @doofward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4098

    i’m not gonna be surprised if a gender reveal party causes a volcano to erupt

    • @mrpotatomanboii3237
      @mrpotatomanboii3237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Someday they will attract an asteroid lol

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yo doof go beat agent p’s ass

    • @Destinylover14
      @Destinylover14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Blue lava

    • @floppademon1506
      @floppademon1506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Ur 420th sub lol

    • @surgicles
      @surgicles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wouldnt be surprised if they start to cause supernovas or something

  • @aviel5198
    @aviel5198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1930

    The fact that gender reveal parties are now more dangerous than shark attacks is beyond me

    • @bl00by_
      @bl00by_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Which is more dangerous an idiot or a shark? It's time to vote!

    • @bradleypearl2986
      @bradleypearl2986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@bl00by_ A: Nice pfp.
      B: Idiots, definitely.

    • @lilpasta282
      @lilpasta282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ❌🏳️‍🌈

    • @seymourglass26
      @seymourglass26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Niche Human Incompetence Surpasses Shark-Related Deaths" sounds like an Onion headline.

    • @landon1136
      @landon1136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bl00by_ an idiot shark

  • @ladyrayrays
    @ladyrayrays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    80 pounds is insane. As someone who has shot a 1/2 pound of tannerite before. The explosion alone from just that 1/2 was louder than the gun itself. We really out here trying to bomb people casually.

  • @ronan1105
    @ronan1105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    Legend says : “Every time a gender reveal party takes place, God flips the coin”

    • @nerd4049
      @nerd4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Fucking made me spit my bagel

    • @LBPFTW10347
      @LBPFTW10347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@nerd4049 What flavor of bagel?

    • @nerd4049
      @nerd4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@LBPFTW10347 Cinnamon with raisins

    • @chibudaking9235
      @chibudaking9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@nerd4049 Was it a good bagel?

    • @cheeto9613
      @cheeto9613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Cheeto

  • @WeDoSomeTrolling2
    @WeDoSomeTrolling2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    "how did you die?"
    "i got shot in a warzone"
    "and you?"
    "gender reveal party"

    • @MasonBrown-qq7oq
      @MasonBrown-qq7oq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gender reveal party causes world war III

    • @Ryan-ck2ei
      @Ryan-ck2ei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not sure which is more terrifying tbh

    • @TinyLordCthulhu
      @TinyLordCthulhu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Ryan-ck2ei obviously the second I would die again from embarrassment

    • @MasonBrown-qq7oq
      @MasonBrown-qq7oq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TinyLordCthulhu *god himself starts laughing at you*

    • @tootlingturtle7254
      @tootlingturtle7254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MasonBrown-qq7oq Gender reveal party *is* World War III

  • @usernametaken4023
    @usernametaken4023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1186

    Chernobyl's elephant foot actually contains a note embedded with the gender of a baby written on it, and we will only know when the radioactivity in the area is small enough to retrieve it.

    • @garrydimasa1964
      @garrydimasa1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      By then the baby have become an adult and probably dead for about a thousand years.

    • @Evencane
      @Evencane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@garrydimasa1964 nah the baby hasn't been born yet it's like a prophecy.

    • @fredfeuerstein8654
      @fredfeuerstein8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Congratulations, it's a birth defect!

    • @rayman8635
      @rayman8635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ayo whats the next Danganronpa gonna be?

    • @CrazyGaming-ig6qq
      @CrazyGaming-ig6qq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im probably some kind of moron but where does an elephant foot fit into Chernobyl, radioactivity and baby genders?

  • @generalfeldmarschallpolycr8118
    @generalfeldmarschallpolycr8118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:50 "It's like storming the beaches back in World War II"
    *Loads MG-42 with pink/blue tracer rounds intensifies*

    • @gnas1897
      @gnas1897 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Loads T-34/85 with Blue/pink smoke shells and APHE, while proceeding to open fire at historical relics filled with blue/pink dust and stuffed with 88mm shells to create a bigger explosion*

  • @dumbsville
    @dumbsville 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14611

    Charlie’s next video: “Parents Go To Vietnam and Recreate Apocalypse Now for Gender Reveal Party”

    • @i_PLAN
      @i_PLAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      ecks dee

    • @tachanka697
      @tachanka697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ecks dee

    • @sodafanta2337
      @sodafanta2337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ecks dee

    • @skeletheman8256
      @skeletheman8256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      The next president is gonna launch the nukes to reveal the gender of their baby.

    • @zergy23
      @zergy23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It wouldnt be a surprise...
      Also Charlie: Its free real state!!! 😂

  • @0rbitalbag750
    @0rbitalbag750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Everytime charlie talks about a gender reveal party, the next one does more damage. I fully expect the next one to be what kills us all

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      This is how the world ends, not just with a bang but with an "It's a boy!"

    • @mateuszodrzywoek8658
      @mateuszodrzywoek8658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@doomyboi more like "its an abortion" since the fetus will probably die once they set off that gender reveal nuke

    • @the_joxter
      @the_joxter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mateuszodrzywoek8658 “gender reveal nuke” made me genuinely laugh for a solid 2 mins and you deserve to know

    • @unknownfart9326
      @unknownfart9326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And it better be a boy

    • @ЯношБан
      @ЯношБан 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Gender Reveal Party Causes an XK-class End of the World Scenario"

  • @KingseekerFrampt
    @KingseekerFrampt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    The year 2087: “Hey honey look, the planet Jupiter exploded into blue dust, someone must be having a boy!”

    • @hanschk
      @hanschk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      “Hey, honey, look! The sun is about to explode! *they must be having twins* !”

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      2090: “Hey honey look, the earth is about to explode, somebody is having a boy”

    • @user-bubb
      @user-bubb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @THEREALBLU13
      @THEREALBLU13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know no one asked but I saw a video of what would happen in we ignited Jupiter’s atmosphere and it was as big if not bigger than a super nova, so ya know
      We’d all die fast

    • @Fr00stee
      @Fr00stee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Oops i accidentally destroyed the earth!"

  • @kelthufrekingzad5730
    @kelthufrekingzad5730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Sir? Why are we flying this plane into the stratosphere?"
    "Well ya see fellas, if the explosion primarily flashes blue light, it's a boy. If it primarily produces pink light, it's a girl."

    • @thatdamnguy9566
      @thatdamnguy9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “But what if there’s no light?”
      “Well, I’ll see you in the afterlife Sargent.”

  • @Anonymous-th2rr
    @Anonymous-th2rr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1163

    "That kid is coming into this world and he's already made an impact" he sure did

    • @adeadchannel4129
      @adeadchannel4129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He made a crater. Lol

    • @ThatOneMotherfucker
      @ThatOneMotherfucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      So we have the new generation of kids after Gen Z: Literal Boomers

    • @yunjeans
      @yunjeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThatOneMotherfucker PLS THE WAY I WHEEZED-

    • @rraftapapirpp
      @rraftapapirpp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      quite literally

    • @prodigyproject7267
      @prodigyproject7267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea.. okay😂😭

  • @djbaconproductions3380
    @djbaconproductions3380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Not only will u find out the gender of the baby, u will also find out the wisdom of the parents

    • @dad5draco
      @dad5draco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol, I like how I see this comment in every video on this subject.

    • @KingBookWorm
      @KingBookWorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dad5draco but you should admit. It's quite true

  • @rugjoles8849
    @rugjoles8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2280

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Chernobyl was actually just some guy trying to do a gender reveal party.

    • @heyguys836
      @heyguys836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      anything can happen at gender reveal parties now

    • @tnijoo5109
      @tnijoo5109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If gender reveal parties only exist because of social media then it must have been time travelers from the future going back in time. Bad sign. It can only mean that in the future the gender reveal parties get much worse and that they run out shit to blow up. The question is then what gender Chernobyl indicated.

    • @hyperrustynail
      @hyperrustynail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There where reports of a beam of blue light shooting up from the reactor shortly after the explosion.

    • @dutchisahoe8201
      @dutchisahoe8201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Next video: parents start a proxy war in the sub african desert for gender reveal party

    • @tnijoo5109
      @tnijoo5109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hyperrustynail a boy. Thanks Chernobyl.

  • @deepdarksecretful
    @deepdarksecretful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "Couple accidentally creates second impact and melts arctic ice caps for gender reveal party... child's gender was later revealed to be Angel.
    Governments around the world can only shrug their shoulders and accept fate."

    • @arcadeinvader8086
      @arcadeinvader8086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me: "Gender was.... angel? Is that one of the '+' genders? Oh wait they just mean dead"

    • @deepdarksecretful
      @deepdarksecretful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@arcadeinvader8086 umm... its a Neon Genesis Evangelion reference lol. Second impact is an event in-show that caused catastrophic damage and wiped out 50% of human population, and the "angel" being one of the core concepts of the plot.
      Don't worry, fans are still scratching their heads after 30 years, and many content releases later 😂

  • @oranmoynihan9420
    @oranmoynihan9420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Next we’ll have a Chernobyl level gender reveal where the radiation turns our blood pink or blue based off the result of the baby

    • @Jasmine-fp3jd
      @Jasmine-fp3jd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      🥶 it's a boy!

    • @borbleborb4586
      @borbleborb4586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Shut up dude don’t give them ideas

    • @altoalty13
      @altoalty13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      “Everyone slit your wrists!”

    • @apexfenix9623
      @apexfenix9623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@altoalty13 actually made me laugh dude nice one

    • @moch.farisdzulfiqar6123
      @moch.farisdzulfiqar6123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the radiation also mutated the chromosoms and altering that baby's gender into a hermaprodite transgender. And.... It has a rainbow colored blood.

  • @Jess-jt4zf
    @Jess-jt4zf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2160

    Lmao imagine if a gender reveal party (with explosions, fire, toxic chemicals or whatever is popular) actually causes a miscarriage.. Now that would be a game changer.

    • @absoutezeo2126
      @absoutezeo2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      The people who do this shit should be getting chemical sterilization plea deals, and that's being nice.

    • @Polomance862
      @Polomance862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      ITS A STILLBORN!!

    • @lunar..eclipse
      @lunar..eclipse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@Polomance862 I hate myself for laughing at that

    • @devilbobgaming
      @devilbobgaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      One of the recent ones actually killed the dad of the baby being announced.

    • @killernyancat8193
      @killernyancat8193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@devilbobgaming Oh, really? Which on3?

  • @BradenBest
    @BradenBest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1233

    lines up 42 megaphones
    "My baby has a pp"
    whole city on fire, stores being looted, shattered glass everywhere, everyone's deaf now

    • @vladimirirkhin
      @vladimirirkhin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "god dam it bart!"

    • @senpai6575
      @senpai6575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd be ok with that.humanity sucks

    • @robertclark1590
      @robertclark1590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      sounds like you said the n word

    • @omegaproskills
      @omegaproskills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      “My baby has a negative pp”

    • @sadaqatuljariyahtv66
      @sadaqatuljariyahtv66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@senpai6575 wow u r so edgy quirky moment.

  • @hwalaman6898
    @hwalaman6898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    When I host my kid's gender reveal party, I'm gonna have a giant microwave that hacks into the electronic waves of the earth, restarting the power to old planes used in Vietnam. Nothing will happen for hours, even days, but once the planes are in position they'll all drop pink or blue coloured napalm onto every forest in the world. No trees anywhere. Thousands of deaths and climate change happens and so does the death of humanity, let's goooo babyyy. Anyway what's yours gonna be like?

    • @NetherLord1234
      @NetherLord1234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When I eventually get to this stage, an elaborate set of foods will be put out, all will be laced with arsenic, if it’s a boy it’ll be laced with various nitrites, so in the end it’ll depend on what color the blood they cough up will be.

    • @MisterSpinalzo
      @MisterSpinalzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I will release about 25,000 pink or blue balloons over Los Angeles. These balloons carry small wooden boxes which once they hit the ground will shatter and release fleas carrying the bubonic plague.

    • @BBQLOVER65
      @BBQLOVER65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nuclear power plant

    • @Rarezites
      @Rarezites 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im going to dye the entire moon Pink, and crash it into Earth and there will be a huge explosion of pink dye. Causing the end of history of Earth and life as we know it.

    • @minglifeng2862
      @minglifeng2862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Triggering the Yellowstone supervolcano to erupt, duh

  • @glindasquires4856
    @glindasquires4856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    I live close to that town and I FELT that shit. I ended up writing a full essay for school about the absolute stupidity some people have, smh.

    • @dudaccount7460
      @dudaccount7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I live in New York and of if this happened yesterday my power went out

    • @CRPit
      @CRPit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I live in the ISS and It like a quarter going at 20 miles an hour hit me

    • @bravestdumbass
      @bravestdumbass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      dont be shy drop the essay

    • @ThomasonCG
      @ThomasonCG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ? wdym you live in the ISS?

    • @combineconformist
      @combineconformist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ThomasonCG he lives in the ISS, what do you think

  • @issameemaaio3800
    @issameemaaio3800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    At this rate we're gonna start seeing Pink and Blue Mushroom clouds

    • @ripvanwinkle7689
      @ripvanwinkle7689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @UCS1eO2ZZaV3ru4KcbCl1fWQ why don't you like rainbows?

    • @SA13wastaken
      @SA13wastaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      👬👭🧑‍🤝‍🧑👬💣💥💙💙🔵🟦👶🏻⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️It's a boy!

    • @SA13wastaken
      @SA13wastaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment was spammed :(

    • @kowalski2933
      @kowalski2933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sun is going to explode and you’re just going to see blue or pink dust come out

    • @potat0a1m26
      @potat0a1m26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FALLOUT 69 GENDER REVEAL

  • @randoperson3596
    @randoperson3596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    “Breaking News: Parents detonate a 50 megaton nuke at a gender revel party in NYC. 15 million dead”

    • @homiebear4201
      @homiebear4201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Breaking News: The person has been identified as a Russian. The USA has declared war on Russia and its allies.

    • @andreas_iced8297
      @andreas_iced8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Its a boy"

    • @beantaco2750
      @beantaco2750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this an Injustice reference?

    • @basharatullahrahmat971
      @basharatullahrahmat971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@andreas_iced8297 it's dead

    • @ericlarrieu-let5757
      @ericlarrieu-let5757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@basharatullahrahmat971 It has been scientifically proven that one can be both male and dead at the same time, studies say.

  • @Bro1212_
    @Bro1212_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I like how the statistical chance of a disaster happening during a gender reveal party is constantly going up

  • @soyboy7879
    @soyboy7879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    I wouldn't be surprised if a gender reveal party causes Yellowstone to errupt

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      If the lava is blue its a boy, if its pink its a girl, and if its orange AAAAAAAAA IM BURNING

    • @eckitronix
      @eckitronix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      As someone who lives within the radius, I hope someone has a couple dozen snipers just in case

    • @lilpasta282
      @lilpasta282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ❌🏳️‍🌈

    • @dustgun3861
      @dustgun3861 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmm. We should increase gender reveal parties.

    • @icedoutcoffee
      @icedoutcoffee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      soon

  • @chrxs3103
    @chrxs3103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2194

    Charlie’s parents gender reveal for Charlie is know to us humans as the big bang

    • @c-lite8369
      @c-lite8369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Omg I discovered penguinz0 deleted video, here it is:* th-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/w-d-xo.html

    • @natebecker4005
      @natebecker4005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not wrong

    • @hobo9974
      @hobo9974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@riskyy2657 no

    • @YourBronem
      @YourBronem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And then he gave us life

  • @tanner5809
    @tanner5809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    All my parents did was buy loads of Hershey chocolate bars, with and without nuts lol

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Now THATS a good gender reveal

    • @tim2rare
      @tim2rare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@arifhossain9751 indeed it is

    • @aoiasahinashusband
      @aoiasahinashusband 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      my mom just told everyone when she got the news

    • @pamelasouza7867
      @pamelasouza7867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legend

    • @noriakikakyoin7695
      @noriakikakyoin7695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bonus points for creativity and safety

  • @lgtuiable
    @lgtuiable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    YOOOO I LIVE IN MANCHESTER NH, I was sitting outside and heard an wicked low but extremely loud boom followed by a slight tremor. I have construction going on down the road from my house but they weren’t working that day so I was so confused. Charlie always has my back with this information.

  • @Sunny-dy8wt
    @Sunny-dy8wt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    "That kid's coming into this world and he's already made an impact"
    LMFAO

    • @Nbunasuis24
      @Nbunasuis24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see what he did there with impact

    • @SUPADOG111
      @SUPADOG111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i noticed that and just said oh yeaahhh

  • @Peterscraps
    @Peterscraps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7225

    What's so wrong about a coloured cake for a gender reveal? it's wholesome, fits well with a causal party theme and the only danger that comes of it is someone choking. I feel like these people just tarnish the idea of a gender reveal party as some kind of country-wide pissing contest instead of an excuse to have a get together with the people you care about.

  • @DeSinc
    @DeSinc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4342

    every time you make another gender reveal disaster video I can't really get it through my head that this is happening. I kinda just push it to the back of my head and forget about it but people are dying at these. it's so bizarre that this is actually going on. when you mentioned the "gender reveal party that caused the california wildfires" so casually it really hammers it in. like, "oh yeah, that's right, the california wildfires *actually were caused by a gender reveal party.* now I remember." ?????? like what??

    • @astanduser1269
      @astanduser1269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Beans the first comment

    • @sprucible1534
      @sprucible1534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Now let’s back hop into the giant quarry and set of the explosives

    • @RealAnt86
      @RealAnt86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yoo DeSinc

    • @jephq161
      @jephq161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "today we are going to do a backhop prop jump over the blue deadly aci-"

    • @Rudeness-l1f
      @Rudeness-l1f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      HOLY SHIT ITS THE FUNNY BHOP MAN

  • @MEEPdragon
    @MEEPdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Why the hell are you wearing 3 SAPI plates ON TOP OF full kevlar?"
    "Gender reveal party"
    "Godspeed my good man"

  • @wrxth1063
    @wrxth1063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    i swear the four horsemen of the apocalypse are just going to be new parents doing a gender reveal

    • @corylake5197
      @corylake5197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A double gender reveal

  • @ricebun4669
    @ricebun4669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    I like how being killed at a gender reveal party is now statistically more likely than the odds of being attacked by a shark

    • @ohsodarkskin
      @ohsodarkskin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yet people still fear sharks more 🤣

    • @GreaterSociety
      @GreaterSociety 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I swear i saw this exact comment the last time Charlie talked about a gender reveal party

    • @gkpoo1773
      @gkpoo1773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      classic case of gender reveal party

    • @bossrosslp
      @bossrosslp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ahem, MASSIVE correction: according to Charlie, it's not "more likely die in a gender reveal party than to be attacked by a shark", no no no... It's, "you are more likely to die from a gender reveal party than DIE FROM a shark attack.
      Think about that.
      You are more likely to perish from a gender reveal party, a human construct of celebratory purposes, then you are to die from an apex ocean predator mistaking your human flesh for seal blubber.

    • @jcdenton7273
      @jcdenton7273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      to be fair sharks dont attack people that often

  • @thebigdaddyjoni
    @thebigdaddyjoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    The nuke in Warzone was actually a gender reveal party and the zombies were collateral.

    • @grimsyn8174
      @grimsyn8174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rest In Peace verdasnk

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GAGAGAGAGAGAGA this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT v*deos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear ruin

    • @tonylovato2217
      @tonylovato2217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AxxLAfriku eat sandpaper

    • @rachzoldan6335
      @rachzoldan6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nuke Town was a result of a gender reveal party

    • @copyrightinggirl
      @copyrightinggirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AxxLAfriku you okay?

  • @bingchilling3914
    @bingchilling3914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    When the neighbors are having a gender reveal party, it's time to start playing the Fallout soundtrack

    • @alkali5841
      @alkali5841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      War. War... never changes.

  • @Tracer_Sweat
    @Tracer_Sweat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    I'm super excited, my wife and I just figured out our babies gender and to reveal it were going to have an actual Aztec Blood Ritual to Mictlantecuhtli.

    • @swanlord4292
      @swanlord4292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Pffft, that's it? I summoned the Blood God Yggfridd to toss some confetti around. *Beat that*

    • @imafraidjumitebeinagang
      @imafraidjumitebeinagang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Obligatory jojo season 1 reference

    • @seanwilkinson8696
      @seanwilkinson8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'd choose to hold a Mayan Ball Game (pok-a-tok) myself, if only I could wrangle a way for the losing captain to spew colored dust from his severed neck when the ritual decapitation occurs. Otherwise, the teams would have to wear babies' colors, and the match would have to be "fixed" for the proper team to score the dramatic winning goal. Maybe it's just simpler to blow up trees with rocket guns like the drunken, bored, idle rich do for entertainment in "Rollerball" (Norman Jewison's original).

    • @astoneham7392
      @astoneham7392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seanwilkinson8696 Wait weren't the winners sacrificed and the losers spared, because being offered to the gods was considered the highest honor

    • @renolta1365
      @renolta1365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh look it’s a pink blood demon

  • @scintillanikki
    @scintillanikki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    My mom was incredibly excited to find out I was a girl. Instead of some pointless party that'd stress her out to plan while pregnant, she just called her family members and excitedly told them the news and how she'd raise a daughter. I find that a lot more heartfelt and sweet than if she cut into a pink cake.

    • @blackmaniac07
      @blackmaniac07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      emphasis on 'was'

    • @tnijoo5109
      @tnijoo5109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      So she just used a phone to announce it instead of using dynamite? Interesting.

    • @2nian
      @2nian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I’d nuke a town to tell the locals about a babies gender smh idiot mom

    • @Katsabian
      @Katsabian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tnijoo5109 pink pipe bomb

    • @iiomqfaderz
      @iiomqfaderz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      O

  • @b.bsharma2404
    @b.bsharma2404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    *Imagine if the chernobyl disaster was just a russian gender reveal party.*

    • @Overlordough1201
      @Overlordough1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      **Elephant's Foot pours out of the reactor, blue paint cracking and blackening on its surface**
      "It's a boy!"

    • @orans_
      @orans_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Overlordough1201 its caaaaancer

  • @Inderastein
    @Inderastein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Imagine the child when he's 15 years old then realizes his mother detonated 1/3rd of Japan just to say "My son is Male"

  • @TGWT
    @TGWT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    i thought the line “it’s not your son, it arson” is the only gender reveal party joke, but after this there’s definitely a new joke.

    • @faiali2895
      @faiali2895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao

    • @kidneydealer9938
      @kidneydealer9938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "The boy made an impact when he entered the world" joke

    • @warfare1101
      @warfare1101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The mother's stomach is so big she shook the earth with a mighty rage

    • @jdr7812
      @jdr7812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She knows what she's done

    • @calamaribowl8683
      @calamaribowl8683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the concept

  • @LovePatchSour
    @LovePatchSour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    At this rate, I'm sure we'll be seeing a gender reveal party tier list soon. One can only hope.

  • @Littleween
    @Littleween 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    “What are you in for?”
    “I threw a gender reveal that shook the world”

    • @spookyseafood7682
      @spookyseafood7682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underrated

    • @techy4607
      @techy4607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spookyseafood7682 how is every comment underrated

    • @maazuponvelocity
      @maazuponvelocity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@techy4607 THIS comment is underrated

    • @MDGOLD
      @MDGOLD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give it 5 month and that will become a real thing

    • @babyyoda7749
      @babyyoda7749 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MDGOLD
      4 months, to go baby.

  • @emiyashirou1858
    @emiyashirou1858 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Next: shifting tectonic plates and creating an entirely new continental island on the other side of the planet for gender reveal party

  • @brown_note4710
    @brown_note4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    My gender reveal party is gonna be a nuke that I bury and cover in pink or blue radium dust and then when we'll have to wait until the dust starts settling in all the cities to see what gender it is

    • @alliexcx5576
      @alliexcx5576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Make sure it destroys everything

    • @toothpick8309
      @toothpick8309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Make aure it also destroys the universe

    • @SOMNIUM.
      @SOMNIUM. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Drop it straight into the core

    • @fslayer1290
      @fslayer1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now that’s a PARTY!

    • @Knghtslsh
      @Knghtslsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make sure it destroys the entire multiverse

  • @red_doggo7219
    @red_doggo7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Next month:
    Some psychotic parent manages to get ahold of some sort of explosive like the cloudburst from Arkham Knight and covers an entire state with a pink or blue toxic cloud.

    • @RandomDude69209
      @RandomDude69209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Next Month:
      Parents assembles the Death Star and absolutely destroys planet Earth

    • @therat559
      @therat559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@RandomDude69209 The color of the beam determines the gender.

    • @dallascopp4798
      @dallascopp4798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't give them ideas

    • @spazzey0
      @spazzey0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They just dump some industrial pollutants into the atmosphere and destroy peoples lungs.

  • @danbeucler3029
    @danbeucler3029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    This literally happened less than 3 miles from me. Imagine a transformer blowing but a thousand times louder, then my foundation and all my windows shook. Never thought this would happen in my neck of the woods.

    • @jessiesandhu8200
      @jessiesandhu8200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh god. I hope nobody in your town got injured.

    • @danbeucler3029
      @danbeucler3029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I haven't heard about anything major yet. The big problem is that New Hampshire doesn't get many strong earthquakes. maybe like one big one every two years, so nothing up here is really built for it so even small earthquakes can cause a bit of property damage and this place even though it was in the middle of a cement plant businesses and houses are just through the woods so they probably sustained a bit of damage

    • @danbeucler3029
      @danbeucler3029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@kyetokace1199 doesn't matter, there was enough property damage in the surrounding towns that it may as well have been one. Also explosives can trigger small seismic events and considering we get so few up here it's not hard to imagine we were due for one soon and this brought it up. And as I said before nothing around here is built with seismic activity as a major concern so even small events can cause damage.

    • @nicogermon7677
      @nicogermon7677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kyetokace1199 they did it at a quarry. Wouldn’t be surprised if the explosion caused a seismic event because their dumbasses did it in a quarry. And how are you gonna say that it won’t when it just did?

    • @omni8568
      @omni8568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah same I’m in NH and I felt my house shake. I don’t really remember what I was doing on the day they did the explosion, but my house shaking was either that really crazy wind storm a few days ago, or the earthquake or something like that. I honestly was expecting the story to take place in California or something, so I was really baffled to hear that it was from NH

  • @adm102401
    @adm102401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The 80 pounds of tannerite had me laughing for 15 minutes

  • @SqualingtonConstantine
    @SqualingtonConstantine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    I wouldn't be surprised if one of these gender reveal parties ended with the mother being killed.

    • @bookenjoyer3970
      @bookenjoyer3970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It’s only a matter of time

    • @drupely9232
      @drupely9232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like your pfp. Julian smith is an old fellow

    • @enjoipls.
      @enjoipls. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its a... oh its dead now

    • @destructoidreaper3
      @destructoidreaper3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta make room for the new blood

    • @gabluhv
      @gabluhv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      D O U B L E K I L L

  • @Alucia0
    @Alucia0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    I was waiting for this the moment I heard about it. "Daddy how did you reveal my gender?" "Well son we damaged the tectonic plates of the earth and terrified hundreds of people"

    • @Kim-di7zs
      @Kim-di7zs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @SuperWHIIITE
    @SuperWHIIITE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with gender reveal parties." - Albert Einstein

    • @sync6804
      @sync6804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      My favorite quote

    • @huge8259
      @huge8259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sun Tzu actually said that

    • @lexijones1728
      @lexijones1728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@huge8259 he does know a little more about fighting, since he invented it

  • @nayheemeya5130
    @nayheemeya5130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I remember when there was a kids competition where there were cupcakes and you had to find the the cupcake with colored filling why cant we all just do that

  • @jacorbincorbin
    @jacorbincorbin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    As a local, my family genuinely thought our roof was falling off and we don’t even live that close. The guy isn’t even being charged as of now and the police have been in no hurry to address it. People’s foundations have been damaged nearby

    • @thelosttapesofyoutubers5109
      @thelosttapesofyoutubers5109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      How did they not get arrested? Just buying 80 pounds of tannerite sounds bad enough.

    • @Thisisthegreatestatofalltime
      @Thisisthegreatestatofalltime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      And yet people get life in prison for possession of marijuana, god bless America!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @KPR0308
      @KPR0308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Thisisthegreatestatofalltime the country of the free, where possibilities and endless and moronic acts are just ordinary occurances.

    • @icetweiz
      @icetweiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KPR0308 makes you think on why the US is more a joke than North Korea

    • @guccithirstyemu5598
      @guccithirstyemu5598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@icetweiz 99% of what you as a consumer indulge in is made by or in the U.S.

  • @inferioritycomplex1130
    @inferioritycomplex1130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    I'm really scared that the start of apocalypse is the arrival of four horseman announcing gender reveal.

    • @squidwardo4383
      @squidwardo4383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      plot twist: gender reveal parties is the 5th horseman

    • @dariustellama3303
      @dariustellama3303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They come to reveal the Anti-Christ’s gender

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Next video: “Gender reveal party causes mass extinction event”
    Description: “This is the greatest gender reveal party of all time”

    • @lilpasta282
      @lilpasta282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ❌🏳️‍🌈

    • @yogiandri3533
      @yogiandri3533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This made my day.

    • @divinityyy130
      @divinityyy130 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilpasta282 good for you

    • @sodawx
      @sodawx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lilpasta282 does that mean that you're straight, or you hate gays

    • @bladedninja8853
      @bladedninja8853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "... so basically, the world is ending and I'm about to head to the bunker. That's about it, see ya."

  • @vaasmontenegro9299
    @vaasmontenegro9299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    We are this close to someone breaking the Geneva conventions in a gender reveal party

  • @rodi_rich
    @rodi_rich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    “Up Next: Florida couple creates a supermassive black hole for gender reveal party”

    • @manifestationsofasort
      @manifestationsofasort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds like Florida

    • @salis-salis
      @salis-salis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Florida man creates a supermassive black hole in attempt to make french fries"

    • @SlartiBartfast2469
      @SlartiBartfast2469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@manifestationsofasort sounds like a Wednesday in florida

    • @faromazoniarz
      @faromazoniarz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nononononono, it was a blue hole
      It's was a boy

    • @-mordecayyy6581
      @-mordecayyy6581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To reveal that it’s gonna be an emo

  • @biraptor6205
    @biraptor6205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    It's a bizzare decade when I can't tell if this is a joke or legitimately something that has happened

    • @BluNessy
      @BluNessy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My same thought

    • @actuallysine1723
      @actuallysine1723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Too relatable

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Omg I discovered penguinz0 deleted video, here it is:* th-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/w-d-xo.html

    • @Nosferatu66921
      @Nosferatu66921 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr

    • @teacat
      @teacat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @Yoooooo345-l9z
    @Yoooooo345-l9z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1836

    “That kid is coming into this world and hes already made an impact”😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jo-gu4ln
      @jo-gu4ln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      delet this comment to not spoil that part for anyone else

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jo-gu4ln what? Just don’t read the comments before watching the video lmao, the comments are for discussing the content of the video

    • @jo-gu4ln
      @jo-gu4ln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@VagueNaming it’s the top comment lmaoo for me it was at least

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jo-gu4ln oh damn, I forgot that TH-cam changed that... what the fuck was Susan thinking when she made the decision to change that shit

    • @pinki6828
      @pinki6828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jo-gu4ln the name of the video is legit "gender reveal party causes earthquake" it's a bit more if a spoil than this comment

  • @IMightBeError
    @IMightBeError 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "It's a girl!"
    "It's a boy!"
    "It's a bomb!"

  • @rexblade504
    @rexblade504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    "You've been invited to our gender reveal party!"
    **Fortunate Son starts playing with forests burning in the background**

    • @xijinpingsupremeleader5259
      @xijinpingsupremeleader5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "load the napalm honey"

    • @BunBun-jq1ui
      @BunBun-jq1ui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I have a baby gender reveal I would just have a box with blue or pink balloons-

    • @Justhatguyfrfr
      @Justhatguyfrfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It has been a year since iv seen sombody with a letter logo

    • @Yeetbloxian
      @Yeetbloxian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "You've been invited to a gender reveal party!"
      "Sorry I can't go."
      "Why not?"
      "I'm busy."
      "With what?"
      "Buying a gun."
      "What for?"
      "Look behind you."
      *BANG*

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bun Bun well, when you put it that way.... I’ll take the crazy ones over your boring one lmao

  • @ihavenoideaatall7381
    @ihavenoideaatall7381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Gender reveal party: 1 casualty
    Every other couple having a baby: WE CAN DO BETTER.

    • @Excify1130
      @Excify1130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Watch as the next gender reveal erupts the Yellowstone super volcano and more than half of the US has to evacuate

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Excify1130 : Or a gender reveal party that causes an earthquake at the San Andreas Fault.

    • @vignasimp2835
      @vignasimp2835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheParadigmOrganization and everyone gets isekai'd

    • @moonstone6133
      @moonstone6133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheParadigmOrganization then the next gender reveal party will breakthrough the quantum field itself and cause all alternate realities to merge, while the danganronpa soundtrack plays in the background

    • @syndromeofadown21
      @syndromeofadown21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Excify1130 I don't think only the US should evacuate, the entire human race has to evacuate.

  • @TimPortantno
    @TimPortantno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    I've said said it once, and I'll say it again:
    You can't beat "color of ice cream in ice cream cake" for a gender reveal.

    • @th3noobman
      @th3noobman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @Noneya Business Whoa, tell her to calm down there. That's some really wild shit there

    • @arasonyth3243
      @arasonyth3243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember you saying this.

    • @lassaut6794
      @lassaut6794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Whatever happened to a plain and simple "it's a boy" or "it's a girl"? Why does everyone have to fuel their narcissistic desire to be liked on social media by posting extravagant ways of revealing the gender of their child? Pointless waste of time and money.

    • @serperiorandtheanimator9216
      @serperiorandtheanimator9216 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay but why not have the cake itself be blue or pink

  • @SuperGreenSmartie
    @SuperGreenSmartie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't understand why they thought they'd need 80 pounds worth of any explosive material to pull this off. Honestly a miracle they didn't die.

  • @basu3659
    @basu3659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    “Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.”
    -Albert Einstein

    • @sting-e4494
      @sting-e4494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      What if the mouse was trying to stage an elaborate murder by making it look like a human did it?

    • @mohammadmeu
      @mohammadmeu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sting-e4494 thought provoking indeed

    • @TheUnseenPath
      @TheUnseenPath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because Mice aren't smart enough but if they they would.

    • @shadowwaffle3329
      @shadowwaffle3329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TheUnseenPath stop existing

    • @goutamboppana961
      @goutamboppana961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shadowwaffle3329 it's not wrong but very unrelated

  • @casillas783
    @casillas783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    The next headline: "Atomic bomb gender reveal party kills millions and leaves California uninhabitable"

    • @Gitsenberg
      @Gitsenberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Good.

    • @seanwilkinson8696
      @seanwilkinson8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "World Celebrates"

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this is the first time im hearing this word uninhabitable. how come habitable and inhabitable mean the same thing wtf

    • @icegod4849
      @icegod4849 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But hey, its a boy!

    • @Zo__
      @Zo__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn’t that the storyline from fallout?

  • @snophals
    @snophals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    “ that kids coming into this world and he’s already made an impact “ oh Charlie I love u

  • @Palexite
    @Palexite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Inmate: “so what are you in here for?”
    Karen: “well, I started a gender reveal party-“
    Inmate: (slowly backs away nerviously.)

  • @toberone7684
    @toberone7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Next month “Hiroshima is hit by a nuke again and it is blue. Reporters say that the nuke launch codes were stolen for a gender reveal party”

    • @Bakutalk
      @Bakutalk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Please delete this comment before two idiot parents to-be gets any ideas

    • @idkwelp1082
      @idkwelp1082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bakutalk well said buddy

    • @bukitcengkeh1
      @bukitcengkeh1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh no

    • @thedoubting2290
      @thedoubting2290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gender reveal party caused ww3

  • @Kareem_Ahmed17
    @Kareem_Ahmed17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Villains back then: "i'm building a weapon of mass destruction!"
    Villains now: "let's make a gender reveal party!"

  • @13apinoe
    @13apinoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Attack on titan season 4’s opening is just depicting what happens at a gender reveal party.

    • @Omar_E11
      @Omar_E11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nuclear explosions and titans flattening the earth? That's just a gender reveal party in action.

    • @nickkewl7356
      @nickkewl7356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      eren revealing historia’s baby

    • @CounterMS
      @CounterMS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's both a boy AND a girl

  • @N_U_T_S
    @N_U_T_S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm not kidding when I say that a gender reveal will blow up the moon and cause an apocalypse.

  • @manuel-ci8ir
    @manuel-ci8ir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    At this point just reveal who’s gonna die at the party instead of the gender of the baby

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Omg I discovered penguinz0 deleted video, here it is:* th-cam.com/video/i0h8tD1tckc/w-d-xo.html

    • @monerix6858
      @monerix6858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@riskyy2657 I haven’t clicked it and I can already tell it’s fake.

    • @Ovikx
      @Ovikx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@riskyy2657 13k subscribers and resorting to awful youtube replies to promote content
      kind of sad

    • @ghartuckt663
      @ghartuckt663 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@riskyy2657 you are sad...

  • @maltardraco9555
    @maltardraco9555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    When I hear "Gender Reveal Party" my first instinct is to build a bomb shelter. I quite literally expect a blue or pink coloured mushroom cloud above my house.

    • @barbar1an_
      @barbar1an_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yeah, reasom if ww3 is gonna happen is gender reveal party

    • @cablekar
      @cablekar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@barbar1an_ I actually believe this could be fucking true. How sad.

    • @SWAHswah-tm7sn
      @SWAHswah-tm7sn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cablekar imagine someone goes to China and has one. And they are either British or american. Ye hello ww3

    • @cheeto9613
      @cheeto9613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cheeto

    • @homiebear4201
      @homiebear4201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SWAHswah-tm7sn count me in too!

  • @HassanAli-2k01
    @HassanAli-2k01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    My Dad wanted to Make my Gender reveal party as big as possible. He went out to buy supplies and he's still buying them, it's been 19 years and Oh Boy it will be Soo good

    • @a1m3v
      @a1m3v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      i hope you get to find out your gender soon your dad must be very dedicated to this :)

    • @applepi3866
      @applepi3866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ngl this hit hard

    • @EslayerTM
      @EslayerTM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I- I Think you're father is gonna bring back a nuke with that time frame

    • @bkkarki9898
      @bkkarki9898 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @stilltryingtochange9751
      @stilltryingtochange9751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Somebody wanna tell him?

  • @AvadotRaaex
    @AvadotRaaex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At this point i will not surprised if there gonna be a gender reveal party using a nuke bomb

    • @AvadotRaaex
      @AvadotRaaex 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welp Charlie also mention it