Poop Guitar! - Tales From the Internet
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A guitar sale on Reverb goes wrong after a divorce and a terrible secret is revealed on Facebook!
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Do you ever change the mug in thumbnail or you just reuse and take a new picture?
That sneaker comment was sad. In the way that you give that much of a shit about sneakers. Great video tho
Only $2,500 for a pooped on guitar neck? That's a bargain.
Depends who pooped on it lol. Im sure a guitar that jimi hendrix pooped on would go for more than $2500
Better deal than the filling machine I got. Or I think it was a rinsing machine? I couldn't tell.
How It's Actually Made - Poop Guitars
Look who we have here!
The original owner's wife pooped on it. There are people out there who will pay a lot of money to have women poop on them. I don't know enough about the fecalpheliac community, but I assume someone somewhere would pay $2500 for a poop guitar.
Ah yes my favorite Whang series
[bodily fluid] [object]
Remove this comment from all context and see what happens.
Your shit shouldn't be a fluid....
@@Nelis77 Oh sorry, [bodily substance] [object], pedant.
no it’s ah yes my favorite [whatever thing word is not], [word]
Placental spatula
If you just told me the “poop guitar” part of the title and nothing else I could have told you with 100% certainty that it’s a Whang video
If I saw the words "poop guitar" somewhere else, I would read them in his voice.
100%
Lmao true
Right? I dunno I think dude has a thing for it….
DEEBLY GONCERNED
Poop scissors, the poop window, now a poop guitar? What new and exciting items will be covered in feces next? A traffic cone? A bed? A whole building? Only Whang knows for sure.
Dont forget messytails, the poop man
@@scrithen2836 *The Poop Fur
I guarantee someone has already shat on or in a traffic cone.
A traffic cone that got shit on? That's just an average day in New York.
When it comes to feces, human creativity knows no bounds.
The fact that he consistently gets sponsors on these videos is nothing short of a miracle
Starbucks, no less
Poop content? Who cares as long as it gets views lol
@@JangoDripDrop 🍻
Also annoying
I feel like if you're entertaining (or make entertaining media) you can pretty much find a sponsor for anything, just has to be the right sponsor. At first I thought that too, but so many people I never expected to get sponsored did. I'm glad because I like these types of stories.
*"Forgive her, if she cleans it."*
Lad, if their relationship rifted so hard that she was angry enough to actually take a fat shit on his guitar, it's pretty safe to assume that she's not interested in cleaning it, nor is she interested in his forgiveness.
You're WAY past the point of no return on that one.
Cleaning it must have been a really crappy time, how do you think he got shit done? Just took it to the toilet and banged it on the porcelain til it plopped off, or maybe he used tissue to pick it up? Did he just hose it down or take it to a guitar shop for a cleaning? Regardless he must have done a half assed job if the smell persisted to linger all the way to the new owner lmao poor shatacaster
Like the reply said: he believes way too much in fairy tales.
@@BrandMalone24 If a guitar shop would do it, I really want to believe that they would do a thorough job and not let it still smell like shit afterwards.
@@BrandMalone24 clinical gloves and dog poo bags to begin with. Then wipe it down with an entire pack of wet wipes.
The chauvinist deserves it
I think the biggest insult in this story is not selling the neck for 2500$. But also that he's making you pay 10$ shipping for it as well.
Right! Lmao
Oh dude Poop Guitar sounds like a weird performance art group name.
Or a GG Allin tribute band.
Or the Brown Man Group?
I love how Whang just casually inserts the "sweaty socks community" like everyone knows it
I mean in his defense... are you surprised?
gives a whole new meaning to the "brown note"
I’m starting to think Whang created his channel just so he can secretly talk about his love for shit!
Wouldn't be surprised
@@TheB00tyWarrior Maybe Whang is secretly Messytails 😳😳
And seminal fluids being put into jars
Uh oh, stinky!
Mozart also loved shit.
Considering all the stories around Chuck Berry and scat play, I can't help but think that this guitar could have once belonged to one of the greatest.
For real? don't make me google chuck berry and scat play on the same search, I'm afraid of what I can find.
There’s a vid of Chuck fartin on a prostitute, there’s also a vid of Chuck pissing on a prostitute’s eye
@@zeeqwan6477 I need to see that, that's amazing
@@zeeqwan6477 chuck was a crazy man
Who?
I feel the same way about poop. Once, my newborn shat itself, now it's a poop-baby and I want nothing to do with it.
D-dad?
Average Redditor backstory
"FUCK ME."
I'd probably react the same way if I found out I had the shit guitar.
What a steal, a guitar that can stimulate an audience’s sense of hearing *and* smell!
What was it Justin said once? "We're stuck collecting these poop artifacts like Dracula's body parts in Simon's quest."
Sounds like the plot of a circa-2008 Newgrounds game
Well, that and the other bodily fluid artifacts…
Should be enough for a whole friggin’ museum now.
@@StrykerMagnum shitphony of the night
Former Goodwill employee here...
we didn't wash a damn thing
my mom used to make me put clothes over my clothes at goodwill to see if they fit 😨
I'd buy it....
AND PLAY THE SHIT OUT OF IT!
Literally
Allform: Ok, so just give us this ad read and we should be good
Whang: Aight, you get the shit covered guitar episode.
Allform: The what now?
Whang: No refunds
The Amber Heard signature series…
I mean... it can't have been disinfected very well if someone who didn't know the circumstances could still tell it smelled funky
This makes me reconsider the "For Rectal Use Only" sticker I put on the headstock of my Jackson and makes me feel justified in letting go of my Mesa Mini Rectum Fryer.
Time to add this to the growing collection of poop related stories.
Love your username.
First we had the cum chronicles, now the poop parable
@@mkman1 the semen seminars
@@LangstonDev the sperm spiels
This makes the Guitar Hero video that I was just watching 100x more horrifying. Thanks Whang
edit: "Keep an eye out for the poop neck" is now an iconic quote to me.
Was it the one about Schmooey being exposed as a cheater?
@@argentsoul_ Yep. Knew someone would recognise it since it was posted an hour ago.
Karl Jobst ftw
Thought the same thing. Poop neck is hilarious.
I was just watching one too holy shit
Used to know a girl I met at a Paramore tribute band and she brought me to her place. She had nasty diarrhea in her bed that leaked everywhere but we were both high so we didn't give a shit at all. After that day I never heard from her again. This video title reminded me of this event in my life.
bruh 💀💀💀
I feel like you just gotta take the L and get another guitar at some point.
from the poop scissors to the poop guitar. We’ve gone full circle.
Now all it needs is Poop String/wire cutters.
Random tidbit, lemon oil for guitar necks is not made of lemons, it's mineral oil. The wood on necks get dried out and dirty from your hands and the environment it's in so it's good to apply it every once in a while to keep it healthy and sanitized so it'll play at it's full potential.
But did he do the Brown note?
I’ll leave now.
🎩
🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
*Stomps snake*
I love the subtle and nuanced humor Whang brings to topics such as this
Im racist
I feel like our law has many blindspots. You shouldn't be allowed to deliberately poop on my valuable possessions this should hold some unique punishment perhaps a trial by combat or a gladiatorial ring with fellow poop criminals. It's unacceptable that this crazy lady could just dump and jump with no reprecussions or strings attached. She must've had some brass balls to leave that wood and be gone with the wind...
There are kind of some laws. You can argue that it was damaged if the smell can't be washed away and then sue for damages. If they can't get the smell out by washing its also almost certainly not truly disinfected. Suing for emotional damages is difficult but could apply in some situations: a good example is if I destroyed the Teddy bear you had when you're a baby, it has zero real value but destroying it hurt you emotionally, same goes for if I somehow traumatized you with it like having sex with it which would leave it not technically destroyed but would also cause emotional damage and make you lose a lot of sentimental value towards the Teddy bear. You can also face some legal troubles for purposefully terrorizing or traumatizing people.
All those sorts of cases are kind of tough though since they're difficult to prove or quantify. In this case if they got a divorce or he sued her and won he'd likely just get the value of a new guitar neck or new guitar if he's lucky and possibly just the dollar value of a used neck or guitar if he's not lucky.
@@arthas640 yes but I still think state imposed gladiatorial combat for people who shit on the property of others is a fair and sensible punitive measure to ensure such behavior is discouraged.
I played a poop guitar once or maybe it was just a cello? Either way Shit rocks!
A good lawyer could absolutely have done something with this. Id think unless the buyer had a video proving the guitar was thoroughly cleaned/disinfected, his word that it was wouldnt be enough especially when it comes to something like poop in the times of covid. But the buyer did shoot himself in the foot by accepting the initial arrangement and then trying to get rich selling it on eBay lol. But it does all sound really fishy anyway.
COVID isn’t spread through poop
More like the Scatocaster.
Haven't watched the video yet, but when I saw a thumbnail with "poop," "guitar," and a guy holding his nose, the ten-year-old part of my brain was like "Yo. We gotta watch that." Props to whoever does your thumbnails.
This is made so much better by the fact that I'm drinking chocolate milk.
Loved it. Gross. Fantastic. This is what TH-cam was made for... not counting that whole dating site phase at the beginning.
Eggs
Grass
@UCKjta2ZR46q5iyzragWBOvgwhile i have many first eggs on Whang's channel
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WTF, how punk rock can someone be when they can't even stand a little poop on their guitar?
GG Allen didn't exist so we would learn to clean the poop off our instruments.
GG Allin would’ve kept that guitar and played it onstage. GG is a f***ing legend, man!
"You can't sell poopy items" words to live by.
After every Whang video there’s a period after I finish the video that I feel like I’m no longer human
just a period...? havent felt like a functioning member of society since i clicked on the damn channel
Maybe selling it on ebay for so much, he was hoping it would go viral and start a trend of people buying intentionally high dollar poop-tainted guitars as a status symbol. Kind of like NFTs butt IRL.
Maybe he was hoping it would replace the trend of relicing guitars.
This story was MADE for Whang. The fact that it involves Reverb would've been a perfect crossover for Fluff or Trogly.
Lol the Conker's Bad Fur Day music was the best choice anyone could have ever made for this XD
The title reminds me of the piece of lore of the band Cardiacs that canonically the second guitarist has shit in his guitar. This also the same band that pretended that the lead singer and saxophonist, who were in a relationship, were brother and sister and that the thing was incestuous for publicity.
"That smell was in fact, not bad lemon oil. That smell was poop"
Thank you Justin. I expected no less of you.
"I'm talking necks with no shit on them"
I feel this is the first time that sentence has been pronounced in history. I could be wrong though, there's literally 83 million Germans in the world.
Guitars and internet lore; Whang merges 2 of my hobbies together yet again
christ that fart sfx song goes on for too long.
PERFECT
waitwaitwait this reminds me of a joke my brother came up with a while back:
“what is the shittiest instrument? an apoostic guitar!”
Went to look up allform and I'm wondering why when I build that exact chair you have it comes to $1300? There is no shot you actually think people are gunna blow $1300 on pretty much an Ikea chair...
Bro hes gettin paid to say it, he doesnt own the company, yell at them not him
Let Justin make free money off the company (the one you disrespect anyway, so we're all on the same team here), & skip the ad friend~
@@scrithen2836 No but he is advertising for a company that is clearly ripping people off and obviously feels ripping his veiwers off is worth the small pay...
@@alexandramaclachlan7597 Free money at the expense of his veiwers getting ripped off... Yes your logic is amazing lol
I'm so glad I got a Tales From the Internet shirt, this series is so fucking awesome!
It totally is. This is his best series.
I'm literally shitting with laxatives as you post this lmao
Lmao I was in this group and remember seeing these events unfold live before my eyes, good times man.
And that’s why I’ll be shopping for gear on Sweetwater
Hey whang I was into something and then was rudely interrupted by the notification that said poop guitar and of course I could not resist clicking on it so it was very rude of you to post something so intriguing whilst I was in the middle of something
Amber Heard is that you?
"buys" is pronounced exactly as the swedish word for poop, if anyone cares to know.
As someone who often buys off of reverb, this is one of my worst nightmares
"You can't just have a complaint, have someone satisfy the complaint and turn around and be like 'actually that's not good enough on second thought'..."
Anyone who's ever worked in retail will tell you that this is all too common
“Keep an eye out for the poop neck” good life advice in general
Omfg as a guitar technician this so hilarious and so painful 😭
Justin's definitely the kind of guy to keep a copy of The Necronomicon just because
I'm the same kind of person.
I'm single, ladies.
@@straightupanarg6226 W-wow.... you're single AND in possession of The Necronomicon?
*goes completely insane from terror*
I love how you’re trying to explain guitar stuff to non guitarists as a guitarist who creates non guitar content. It’s guitarception!!!
that intro with the spinning poop guitar and fart sounds and sad horns has absolutely no reason to be 20 seconds long
If things were more valuable after being pooped on, pet owners and baby havers would make a fortune. Every surface in their home has had some degree of poop on it. I mean think about it, pets don't wear pants. They just stamp their butthole on everything. Everyone would be rich.
That felt like the longest intro to anything ever
do y'all ever just sit down and think "damn, whang's videos are only the tale of the iceberg, fuck the internet"?
man, I love Reverb a lot. hopefully I score a poop instrument one of these days
Just started the video, and I'm sensing a "Fender Scatocaster" joke incoming
Back to back, you spoil us whang, appreciate you man!
wind players watching this video must be sweating their asses off wondering if the trumpet they rented in sixth grade got shit on
"they're my shit sneakers now"
finally, someone that understands
I am a simple man. I see the words "poop guitar", I click.
I have watched so much of your content that someone pooping in a guitar is completely normal
Wang at his best, poop stories.
0:41 That music choice is perfect 😂 I just played that level
Alternate title: Man reads extremely violent and disturbing social media stories from randos on the internet for us randos on the internet for entertainment
His buddy is Johnny depp, it was amber heard who took a poop on his guitar.
5:30 at first it seemed like he was happy that he got it 😂
You could get a gig with The Scatman, with that axe. Wasn't Les Paul's 1st guitar called The Log 🤔
I used to work downtown and have a small dog gang at home. Occasionally poop gets stepped on. I wear boots so at home wipe outside in the dirt then clean under hot water with a shoe brush and dawn dish soap. It does work for boots. Downtown on the way to work the danger is horse poop and the occasional homeless poop. The dawn thing still works but tossing the guitar might be alot better.
If people could sue you for making you feel yucky, Justin would be in big financial trouble
I hope he didn’t do a Hendrix and bit the strings for the extra Badassery
I immediately recognized the song from The Great and Mighty Poo level in Conker's Bad Fur Day. Love that game. One of my favs.
I get the "it's been disinfected" argument, but the buyer noted that he could smell something off with the guitar, if the shit is still able to be smelled, doesn't that mean the guitar hasn't been disinfected thoroughly enough?
@スケルスケル source?
Really appreciate the Poo Mountain song playing in the beginning of the video.
That song is the shit.
I would have bought it, with the pop smell and all IF and only IF this was a high end Fender and know that I would have gotten a deal. Just wear some BSI, take it apart and clean it very well. There's lots of things that we touch with poop on it already (door knobs, our phones, etc...)
If Ebay is cracking down on items with 'bodily fluids' I'm guessing the My Little Pony and anime figure second hand market has been decimated.
Omfg it's the poo song from conkers dear god
I'm sure there are fetishists who would happily pay that ridiculous ebay price for a pooped on guitar. But as for the rest of us, yeah the idea of it is gross but if it's been thoroughly cleaned it isn't actually a biohazard anymore. Think about it, we've all gotten shit on our hands at least a few times in our lives, but we also touch our faces with those same hands everyday, handle our food with them and sometimes even put our fingers in our mouths!
8:41
reminds me, we live near this thrift store with bins of things you can buy clothes by the pound and it's like a few cents for it
my mom was looking through it while I was at school and she told me she found a child's shit in one of the bins
also once she found a half-drank nyquil somewhere else...they're pretty big and get swapped out every few hours so there's always something new but we make sure to wash the stuff before using them and just kinda don't get stuff that has visible shit on it, we do know to wash our hands and use hand sanitizer after going in there but the place honestly despite the poop in the bins is good for the prices...
All the fart noises just had me dying
From the title I was thinking it would be like the guy that made a poop knife to cut off his own arm. Like some musician is in the arctic going "I need a guitar... but all I have is this poop.🤔"
Dude I think I know this guy. I've played music with a guy named D Crockett lol this just might be true but you never know it is a possibility or not.
TF? Who throws out shoes because you stepped in dog poop?! *There are starving children in Alabama and here you are just wasting money!*
For those of you who are wondering why guitarists put lemon oil on their fretboard, it helps with keeping the fretboard "hydrated" and strong. It helps with both presentation and playability. Sorry, had to nerd out about this
Bad news, Justin:
Goodwill does not wash the clothes before sale. But I don't think AIDS works like that so I think you are ok.
"When I was a kid, mom used to get me clothes from the thrift store and I was scared there'd be AIDS n shit on it."
Whang, WHAT?
Damn, i immediately recognized the intro poop song from Conker's Bad Fur Day lmao great vid as always!
What he actually should do:
1.Make sure your wife get's onlyfans
2.After she gets famous sell the poop guitar with her autograph
3.split money while you divorce her
4????
5.profit