@@jakezepeda1267 big brother found little brothers room stinks and found out little bro has been pissing on an empty clothes drawer, big bro told mom, the end
Honestly, a man that has the balls to take you on a second date after you got trapped in his window in an attempt to retrieve the turd you yourself threw in there is a keeper.
@@beautyandtheoffbeats I don't know... I mean, taking a picture of a lady in a very awkward moment and using it for a GoFundMe and making the shameful story viral isn't exactly "sweet".
@@glitchedoom Lets get real. It’s clearly the guys fault for not having a guest set of poop scissors. Or at the very least, some of those one-time use pairs that they provide in hotels and on airplanes. From what I’ve heard, flushing an uncut poop out of a plane at high altitudes creates a deadly frozen torpedo and in 2020 uncut frozen poops caused 420 deaths and 6.9 billion in damages across the U.S.
@@OKTANE0 Wasn't the poop knife like a whole family thing where they had like a cup in the bathroom containing a literal shit knife they all used to cut up their shits?
sis literally reached into the toilet, she could have just fisted that shit into next week, but instead she thought "hey, know what would be a great idea? yeeting this turd into the neighbor's yard!" wtf
Protip; if similar situations occurs in the future and you happened to leave both your poop scissors and machete at home, just pour really hot water into the toilet from the sink or a shower, wait a bit and flush. Repeat if necessary. Don’t ask
And a new place without weird nonsense funhouse windows. Seriously wtf was up with that double window but only one opens design? That's some fuckin winchester house shit.
@@RoguSpanish think it’s a older design in complexes. I had a apartment that had a bathroom window that fits the description and it always bugged me. Only benefit I could form was i live in the north east US and we get cold winters and some people are known to plastic wrap windows so I wonder if this was a work around that was more permanent and helped cut heating cost, could be wrong but that’s one belief I have.
@@RoguSpanish I've had those before when living in a kind of rough area in a student house, a real window that opens then like another layer after the gap that you can't open. I think it was just to rule out thieves using the window
Nope, he obviously has some issues if he didn't tell that woman to get the hell out of his house the moment she admitted to fishing her own shit out of the toilet. Needs to work those out before he can be a "catch" .... only people who are gonna be catching him are freaks like this OP
Can we back up for a second, the guy takes a girl home on their first date, and he decides to capitalize on this by watching a documentary about scientology?
@@theprophet9429 The guy managed to keep the girl and was nice throughout all of this. The relationship stopped working out for other reasons later down the line and it was her who stopped seeing him as a boyfriend. He's a way better player than both you and me my friend.
@@anecro Jeez, tough crowd. Do you really not understand the difference between a serious statement and (an attempt at) a humorous one? Your entire reply is confused and appears as though you know the fella in question. If that is the case, I think you need to take things less personally. There may be a few more less-than-serious comments flying about, given the subject matter. Regarding your last line, how can you possibly make a comparison with incomplete data?
@@theprophet9429 Nothing to indicate its a joke there, seems like the usual TH-cam insulting comment you get everywhere and so I took it as such. Didn't take anything personally, no idea where you got that from. And regarding my last line it's a typical response to an unironic comment like that, I don't need to go all scientist to prove anything to someone who went like "that's why he gets no hoes", I just need a good response. Also I can't see how it's a confused response or how I come off as knowing the fella in real life, I went by what's said in the video. Calm down man. My bad though, thought you were for real.
Honestly if I was on a date and got in an awkward situation like that and my date was kind enough not only to understand but to help me through that entire situation AND offer me a second date I’d just say yes. That was nice
Anyone ever seen that episode of Extreme Cheapskates where the woman stuffs her window full of newspaper that doubles as insulation and toilet paper for her whole family?
I think I remember one but I don’t think it was from Cheapskates. It showed a woman who would use a bucket instead of a toilet to do her “business” and then, if the bucket is full of….you know what, she’ll clean it with her bare fucking hands
Ah yes, the classic confusing Americans with a ‘cheeky Nando’s’ 👌🏻 Btw the chicken is actually pretty light and not too heavy, the free refills is what gets you
My first date with a guy was him vomiting boba tea all over me, my couch, and himself while we watched Pineapple Express. We ended up dating for almost five years.
The first time I met my bf’s friends was at metal show and I’d just happened to get mega sick right before. I had an asthma attack, which caused them to freak out bc my bf had my backup inhaler but we couldn’t find him. Once we did he pulled me out of the crowd but all his friends circled around me. I took a big hit off my inhaler.... and then blew chunks all over one of his buddies.... we all had to sit out of the crowd and then ride home for an hour with the smell of puke trapped in the car. Needless to say it took a lot of better shows before they trusted me again lol
Imagine if she never owned up and told him. The shit would just be there forever. Slowly crystallizing or doing whatever the hell shit does to decompose. His bathroom would have absolutely SMELLED.
"Trapped in the Poop Window" Alone, each word is innocuous. But combined, they form a sentence so macabre, horrifying, yet intriguing, that you can't help but be drawn in. And in a way, you too become trapped...in The Poop Window.
For the dude who said she needs to “get off her bum and get a job”…….Getting off her bum and getting a jobbie was what got her into the whole situation.
How women think men will react to hearing they took a dump too big to flush: "eww gross I don't like you any more" How men will actually react: "Fucking awesome let me take a picture!"
I imagine it would then be displayed proudly alongside photos of huge fish catches. After it goes on the Twitter main first, of course. Eventually, it becomes a family heirloom passed down through the generations. Kind of a beautiful thing when you think about it.
This is like an extreme version of a story a friend had told me. When she was in highschool, she went on a date with this guy she really had the hots for. They went out, had fun and went back to his place. Well the exact same situation as the poop window story happened to her. She took a massive dump that wouldn't flush. After trying everything (and almost flooding the bathroom), she grabbed the offending turd with her *bare hands* , opened the window and chucked it into a bush. She disposed of any evidence of the deed, washed up and had a great night with the guy. ... Several days later, this guy she's seeing tells her about his dad finding a giant turd by the fence while doing yard work. She was mortified but kept a good poker face and they laughed together as he thought it was the result of some random guy or something (at least, that's what he said). Since then, she's gone on to have a fairly successful career, a marriage and a kid. She's still in contact with this guy as they've remained friends through the years. However to this day, she still doesn't know if he *really* knew where that turd came from. They never talked about again.
This is a relatively boring story, but I feel compelled to tell it. I met my current partner over 15 years ago. After our first brief meeting I got her number, and a few weeks later while I was at work in the early hours of the morning she texted me from a town a couple hours away and was waiting for a bus to bring her home. I saw the perfect opportunity to get to know her so I offered to drive & pick her up. I wanted to make a good first impression, so I decided to go home & get a change of clothes. I came back to work (closed for the weekend with me the only one there), I vacuumed my car and then showered. But before my shower I took a massive dump in the work toilet...I drove to get her (almost drove off the road a few times as I'd had no sleep), and we had a great conversation on the way home. Then she asked to see my work, so we stopped there. Then she said oh I just need to use the toilet...A few seconds later she comes out and was like oh my god there's a huge pile of shit and toilet paper in there. It's all splattered up the sides. I realized that I was so tired I'd forgotten to flush when I left. It had been in there a good 5 hours getting nice and stinky. I thought fast and said "oh it must have been the boss, I think he was the last one to use it." After that we went to the movies and dinner. Two years later we got engaged. The rest is history.
@@tolsen8212 I thoroughly enjoy reading stories like these knowing that these harmless secrets will never be known. They'll probably be taken to the grave
Movie theater date is always my personal preference. We both get to shut up, don't have to force small talk and we get to watch a movie too. That's nothing but a win all around.
Nando’s is on the same level as Fucking HFC (halal fried chicken) but triple the price. It’s Wetherspoons for people who enjoy wasting their money. I’d have Nando’s enjoyers put in re-education camps. £4 for olives and you have to pour your own drink? Mugs game mate fuck off
Protip: once your hips pass through a narrow gap and you're hanging upside down, it's pretty much impossible to back out the same way. Lots of people have died from that mistake, she got lucky to only be stuck with poo.
Made me remember that caveexplore who got stuck and died. Got him jammed so bad they weren't even able to retrieve his body and to prevent others from joining him they filled it all with concret.
@@ecanus-3605 the Nutty Putty cave, yeah, that's a big one. They were going to try to break his knees to bend them backwards but he was already too far gone.
The intro sounds like the summary of a movie you could find when buying it online. Especially the "She's not alone in there, she's trapped... with a massive turd of her own creation." line.
That's the kinda thing were you both made it through a horrid situation together and get married or you private and block the person on all your social media, change your phone number, and move so you never see the person again
this might be a bit of an ask, but next time you upload, could you enable auto-subtitles? I'm hard of hearing, and I'm sure I'm not the only person like that in your audience. The auto-subtitles aren't perfect but they help a lot for people like me.
Amen to that. I don't want to have to hide why I have nitrile gloves beside the toilet. At some point, it will probably be talked about on the first date.
Oh yeah that's a great way to score a first date, make sure you open with how you have problems with diarrhea, THEN tell him if he's grossed out by it he's clearly the one in the wrong lmaoooo
I had a first date that I projectile vomited and he took me on a second date. He was ultimately not compatible but I will forever remember that grace and kindness
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear sai
@@AxxLAfriku Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things!
from a uk resident, nando’s is VERY popular in the uk, it’s kinda like a midway between fast food and a nice restaurant- casual dining basically and like pretty much universally liked in the uk.
This happened to my mum's friend but instead of throwing it out the window she put it in a bag, but she forgot to put the poop bag away and somehow she left it on HIS TABLE They didn't talk again.
Me at the pearly gates recounting the events of my life with God: "So yeah I was one of the lucky few who sent money to someone for a replacement window after their tinder date got stuck in it while trying to retrieve a piece of poop." *"You're allowed into heaven"*
I cant speak for all men but i wouldve just found it funny if she flat out said "i stopped your toilet up with a big shit" and not thought less of her. I would've probably found it endearing. Its not a big deal.
Hey, British guy here. All first dates happen at Nando's. All business meetings and all funeral wakes. If you are like me and want to avoid every person you have ever worked with or went to school with, you will avoid Nando's like the plague.
I was able to not laugh...untill that iconic Bush "mission accomplished" banner. Laughed so hard, i need to open a window. LoL. 6:22 And now i am dead. Death by laughter. There are worse ways to go.
I’m watching this on my break and someone came over my shoulder to look at my phone. I was completely unable to explain to her why I was watching “Trapped in the poop window”
Someone who didn't mind you did that is either a keeper or a psychopath. Reminds me of how my sister met her husband, where she got horrendously drunk at a party and this random dude she danced with ended up having to drive her back to her place and hold her hair back while she puked her guts out. They've been together ever since XD
I've never been so early so uh here's a fun fact: The largest living species of frog in the world is the Goliath frog :) The Goliath frog can get as big as 13 inches (33 cm) and can weigh as much as 8 lb (3 kg). 💕
I’m an opioid user, was at my best friends, haven’t pooped in like 9 days, told him I needed to shit. Pooped, but so much came out, 3 full size turds. It was like a trifecta of turds and they themselves stopped the others from being flushed. After 4 flushes, came out, told him I need 2 super market bags cause my turds won’t flush. Went in, hand wrapped in thin plastic bag, grabbed all 3 turds. Double bagged them, took them out to his dumpster. We laughed and once every few years one of us says, “trifecta” and we laugh with nothing else said, doesn’t matter who is around.
What is the purpose of such ridiculous windows? "I wanna open a window?" "Okay, but that one only opens from the top." "Weird, but at least I can get some fresh air." "Nope. There's a second window that doesn't open."
I've seen it a fair bit in cheap rental properties of a certain age. There was some legislation passed which required double glazing in certain rooms, and its simply cheaper to shove up a second single sheet of glass, or as in this case, shove up a cheap non opening set of double glazing. Given in the UK it was already common to have an inner and outer window in some old houses it never really flags as that weird.
I think it's called secondary double glazing. We had it at our family home and it was pretty comfy, although you could slide the second panel open too if you wanted. We used to mix and match for half shut half open windows lol
I mean... there's no coming back from a poop window situation lmao. Tbh I really wouldn't be able to date the person who I experience the world's first poop window situation with I'd be laughing too hard. A bonding experience of a different kind lol.
@@saddsapphic I would if the basics were there. Youre going to have to deal with a whole lot more trials and tribulations than that if you want to make a relationship work. Disappearing into the night over something so small is such a young adult thing to do. PS. and I wouldve removed the window casing with some some chisels, a cat's paw, and a hammer and fixed the problem myself.
Speaking of Poo, anyone remember "Shart in Mart" ? The insane amount of pictures on the Internet of People inside a Wal-Mart in the US that have "poo stripes" (do you call it that in english?) in their underwear looking out of their pants or in fact had shit their pants? I'm still fascinated by that Phenomenon as someone from Europe Prost & Cheers from the Bavarian Alps
Is not even a thing here in Canada either, it’s specifically just the USA. Also it’s not poo stripes, we call them “skid marks” because tires burning rubber make skid marks.
I do remember that, but if I remember correctly it was mostly pictures of the elderly or the physically unfit. They have less general control of themselves and their bodies.
iirc someone on 4chan solved it. Its because a side effect of weight loss drugs in the US make you shit out all the fat which comes out really quickly and uncontrollably (hence the Wallmart poo stripes). I have absolutely 0 sources for this so just trust me bro.
Sounds like the beginning of "Along came Polly" when Jennifer Anistons character takes Ben Stillers character to an Indian resturaunt and then back to her place.
To be fair, if she stayed with him people would have known she was the poop window girl. He ruined it for himself by puuting the story out there with his name attatched to it.
I remember when this happened. The guy was on BBC Radio 1 talking to Scott Mills about it. I was driving and had to pull over it was that funny. I never quite understood the window issue until now tho
"She forgot her poop scissors" nice flashback man. If you're reading this, I'm a huge silent hill fan, could you make a video on the toilet part of the wiki?
Bit of advice, maybe it will help someone. if it wont flush, or the toilet breaks, you just need to fill a bucket with water and pour that down the toilet quickly to flush the poop away. Maybe there is something nearby you could use, a mop bucket, or, you could empty out the bin and use that as a bucket, then put the rubbish back. Hope it helps.
I don't think the toilet was clogged. If it was clogged, the turd would be stuck in the drain, so how could she just grab the turd? I'm thinking maybe the toilet flushed slowly and the turd was floating. I'm not 100% sure. Plungers are nice. Absolutely necessary in the USA since the 1.5 gallon flush limit put on all new toilets in the 1990s. To make a toilet flush with only 1.5 gallons they had to make the drains smaller.
@@Willam_J Clinton County Jail in michigan has toilet that you can flush bed sheets down, also inmate jumpsuits. They suck right down as long as you are holding the button. I don't know the technical details, but I've always wanted one that powerful.
@@BrettonFerguson until the time someone leaves the toilet seat up and the lady of the house ends up getting her internal organs sucked out like one of those yoghurt tubes... Wait didn't southpark do that joke already.
@@AlanGChenery Since it was jail, the toilets were stainless steel. There were no toilet seats to lift up and down. If you flushed while sitting, new guys did it all the time, the immense amount of cold water passing through the steel toilets would instantly turn your butt cheeks 55 degrees fahrenheit. You would never flush while sitting a second time.
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"trapped in the poop window" has the same ring as "mom found the piss drawer" and i find it very funny
😂😆 🤣 right!?
Is there a video on this "piss drawer".
Some tutor- I mean explanation would be appreciated.
@@jakezepeda1267 big brother found little brothers room stinks and found out little bro has been pissing on an empty clothes drawer, big bro told mom, the end
@@baldgagits2107 Ah, short and to the point. Thanks.
@@baldgagits2107 Why was he pissing inside the drawer ? The house didn't had a toilet?
'Trapped in the poop window' is the most Whang phrase in existence.
New R Kelly song
If that was true, he’d be fighting for frickin life again
@@JustinWhangYt God dammit I was gonna comment that
Lmaooo
@@JustinWhangYt Fuckin WOOOOW! Lmao
Honestly, a man that has the balls to take you on a second date after you got trapped in his window in an attempt to retrieve the turd you yourself threw in there is a keeper.
And he’s absolutely adorable He’s gonna find a somebody for sure
@@beautyandtheoffbeats I don't know... I mean, taking a picture of a lady in a very awkward moment and using it for a GoFundMe and making the shameful story viral isn't exactly "sweet".
@@davidalvarez5659 yeah it's hilarious
@@davidalvarez5659 but it’s funny. And he probably asked her first and got approval since the face isn’t recognizable
@@davidalvarez5659 seems pretty obvious that he got her permission first, otherwise I HIGHLY doubt they would have "remained friends" 💩
If only messytails was there this could've all been prevented.
what is wrong with you
Yeah, everything would be bettter with a little bit of messytails
nOOOO
@@stupidass69420 yes
@@jesusjuice3809 im gay
This is a classic tale, but Whang's retelling makes it all feel brand new
All people with tattoos on the internet know eachother.
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Never even heard of this so it's like, extra new for me 😂
"Unfortunately she didn't have her poop scissors with her"
The Tales From the Internet expanded universe is coming together.
🤣✂️💩
What psychopath doesn't bring their poop scissors with them on a first date?
LMAO
@@glitchedoom Lets get real. It’s clearly the guys fault for not having a guest set of poop scissors.
Or at the very least, some of those one-time use pairs that they provide in hotels and on airplanes.
From what I’ve heard, flushing an uncut poop out of a plane at high altitudes creates a deadly frozen torpedo and in 2020 uncut frozen poops caused 420 deaths and 6.9 billion in damages across the U.S.
That's the greatest crossover right there
“Unfortunately, she didn’t have the poop scissors” is such a cursed sentence and I hate that I understand the reference
I do not. Could you please explain.
@@fatboymachinegun an old 4chan post where dude has a specific pair of scissors to cut up large dookies when they won’t flush
poop knife is worse
@@tr6524 there’s also a similar reddit story of a redditor who used a poop knife to cut his godlike massive shits in half
@@OKTANE0 Wasn't the poop knife like a whole family thing where they had like a cup in the bathroom containing a literal shit knife they all used to cut up their shits?
Did she honestly think, "and then they called the fire department" was a better ending than just telling him the toilets clogged?
When theres a record in the bowl all logic goes by the wayside
If you've got the hole hog of picking it out the loo why not break it up into more flushable pieces.
Captain hindsight over here!
I reckon that if you can't talk about poo on a first date, you're not made for each other.
@@merseyviking Agreed. If it's meant to be, you'll feel like you've always known them.
Imagine being too afraid to just ask for a plunger.
Imagine NOT HAVING A PLUNGER right next to the toilet.
Poop knife and plunger, oh and febreeze!!
Literally in all these stories I don't understand why their dates don't have plungers or smth
@@PoptartParasol cause then there woudnt be a story
Use a bidet you wont need a plunger
sis literally reached into the toilet, she could have just fisted that shit into next week, but instead she thought "hey, know what would be a great idea? yeeting this turd into the neighbor's yard!" wtf
"How did she get there?"
"Why is there poop?"
Sounds like a good tinder date LMAO
He really went from “The Evil Farm Game Was Found” to “Poop Window”.
he’s got some serious range
He's got his priorities straight
Sounds like you're starting to figure out what the channel is all about. Welcome
You must be new here
Variety is the spice of life
"Mom found the piss drawer"
"My date found the poop window"
"Dad found the frog bucket"
Oh god not the frog bucket
Frog... bucket...?
@@KOTEBANAROT Bucket of frogs
Almost a beautiful haiku
I knew someone would beat me to it
my biggest fear in life is being trapped with a massive turd of my own creation
someone else's is less bad?
so, having kids basically
Bono?
and that is someones else scat dream
Brown nose pup would disagree.
“You don’t wanna be gettin the chicken sweats when you’re bonin.”
- Justin Whang
Protip; if similar situations occurs in the future and you happened to leave both your poop scissors and machete at home, just pour really hot water into the toilet from the sink or a shower, wait a bit and flush. Repeat if necessary.
Don’t ask
Situation, or…shituation
Liam is a catch tbh. He's obviously a very kind and empathetic man, and he's got a great sense of humor. I hope he finds a woman who values him 🙏
☝️Liam's mum
And a new place without weird nonsense funhouse windows. Seriously wtf was up with that double window but only one opens design? That's some fuckin winchester house shit.
@@RoguSpanish think it’s a older design in complexes. I had a apartment that had a bathroom window that fits the description and it always bugged me. Only benefit I could form was i live in the north east US and we get cold winters and some people are known to plastic wrap windows so I wonder if this was a work around that was more permanent and helped cut heating cost, could be wrong but that’s one belief I have.
@@RoguSpanish I've had those before when living in a kind of rough area in a student house, a real window that opens then like another layer after the gap that you can't open. I think it was just to rule out thieves using the window
Nope, he obviously has some issues if he didn't tell that woman to get the hell out of his house the moment she admitted to fishing her own shit out of the toilet. Needs to work those out before he can be a "catch" .... only people who are gonna be catching him are freaks like this OP
"She wanted to remain anonymous."
NO *SHIT.* 💀
There was actual shit
Actually, there was shit
YES *SHIT.* 🤠
literally
*_"NO SHIT"_*
Sorry... But there was, and alot of it
Can we back up for a second, the guy takes a girl home on their first date, and he decides to capitalize on this by watching a documentary about scientology?
That's Brit's for you. I do recommend Louis though, his documentaries are very interesting and amusing
This is why he is still single.
@@theprophet9429 The guy managed to keep the girl and was nice throughout all of this. The relationship stopped working out for other reasons later down the line and it was her who stopped seeing him as a boyfriend.
He's a way better player than both you and me my friend.
@@anecro Jeez, tough crowd.
Do you really not understand the difference between a serious statement and (an attempt at) a humorous one?
Your entire reply is confused and appears as though you know the fella in question.
If that is the case, I think you need to take things less personally. There may be a few more less-than-serious comments flying about, given the subject matter.
Regarding your last line, how can you possibly make a comparison with incomplete data?
@@theprophet9429 Nothing to indicate its a joke there, seems like the usual TH-cam insulting comment you get everywhere and so I took it as such.
Didn't take anything personally, no idea where you got that from. And regarding my last line it's a typical response to an unironic comment like that, I don't need to go all scientist to prove anything to someone who went like "that's why he gets no hoes", I just need a good response.
Also I can't see how it's a confused response or how I come off as knowing the fella in real life, I went by what's said in the video. Calm down man.
My bad though, thought you were for real.
He seems like the kinda guy that would forgive you for shitting on his window.
Honestly if I was on a date and got in an awkward situation like that and my date was kind enough not only to understand but to help me through that entire situation AND offer me a second date I’d just say yes. That was nice
He sounded like a keeper I can’t believe she friendzoned him
Anyone ever seen that episode of Extreme Cheapskates where the woman stuffs her window full of newspaper that doubles as insulation and toilet paper for her whole family?
That episode is beyond cursed.
No one:
Not a single being:
NOT EVEN MR. KRABS:
I think I remember one but I don’t think it was from Cheapskates. It showed a woman who would use a bucket instead of a toilet to do her “business” and then, if the bucket is full of….you know what, she’ll clean it with her bare fucking hands
@@mr.dickbutttheog2064 it was hoarders! hahah poop lady
@@DrFeelGoood Yeah that’s the show. I didn’t even watch the show and accidentally stumbled upon it, worst mistake of my life lol
I mean after sharing a moment like this you can't just walk away. You have to at least remain friends. Shit is thicker than blood.
I dunno I'm surprised they spoke to each other after that. Braver humans than me.
I mean…. You’re not wrong….
any way you slice it, that last statement is right
*please dont slice your shit*
@@oliwyrm but
*NEVER FORGET YOUR POOP SCISSORS*
@@oliwyrm uh oh gotta grab the poop knife
Every house should have - nay, REQUIRE - a poop window.
They don't build em like they used to
Ah yes, the classic confusing Americans with a ‘cheeky Nando’s’ 👌🏻
Btw the chicken is actually pretty light and not too heavy, the free refills is what gets you
"too heavy for a first date meal" - a man with no knowledge of british culture
My first date with a guy was him vomiting boba tea all over me, my couch, and himself while we watched Pineapple Express. We ended up dating for almost five years.
The first time I met my bf’s friends was at metal show and I’d just happened to get mega sick right before. I had an asthma attack, which caused them to freak out bc my bf had my backup inhaler but we couldn’t find him. Once we did he pulled me out of the crowd but all his friends circled around me. I took a big hit off my inhaler.... and then blew chunks all over one of his buddies.... we all had to sit out of the crowd and then ride home for an hour with the smell of puke trapped in the car. Needless to say it took a lot of better shows before they trusted me again lol
Dont give me blind hope
That's so fvcking cute im gonna cry
That movie's such shite that it's made many a person nauseated...
Imagine if she never owned up and told him. The shit would just be there forever. Slowly crystallizing or doing whatever the hell shit does to decompose. His bathroom would have absolutely SMELLED.
iirc, it turns into cryptocurrency
@@TransRoofKorean interesting. Leave it to strangers on the internet to teach me things I’d probably never learn otherwise.
@@deebeecooper8619 would love to trade some of that shitcoin
Eventually a scarab beetle would lay eggs in it, and the next generation of scarabs would be born from it.
Just dries out and wont smell that bad after i think. Atleast thats what cat shit does and dog turds on the road
"Trapped in the Poop Window" Alone, each word is innocuous. But combined, they form a sentence so macabre, horrifying, yet intriguing, that you can't help but be drawn in. And in a way, you too become trapped...in The Poop Window.
Like some twilight zone kinda shit!
my english essays be like:
Trapped in the Poop Window, coming to theaters this winter.
For the dude who said she needs to “get off her bum and get a job”…….Getting off her bum and getting a jobbie was what got her into the whole situation.
How women think men will react to hearing they took a dump too big to flush: "eww gross I don't like you any more"
How men will actually react: "Fucking awesome let me take a picture!"
I imagine it would then be displayed proudly alongside photos of huge fish catches. After it goes on the Twitter main first, of course. Eventually, it becomes a family heirloom passed down through the generations. Kind of a beautiful thing when you think about it.
I imagine the picture statement would immediately be followed with 'Whang has to see this bad boy'
This made me feel more confident since I sh1t like a man
This is like an extreme version of a story a friend had told me.
When she was in highschool, she went on a date with this guy she really had the hots for. They went out, had fun and went back to his place.
Well the exact same situation as the poop window story happened to her.
She took a massive dump that wouldn't flush. After trying everything (and almost flooding the bathroom), she grabbed the offending turd with her *bare hands* , opened the window and chucked it into a bush.
She disposed of any evidence of the deed, washed up and had a great night with the guy.
...
Several days later, this guy she's seeing tells her about his dad finding a giant turd by the fence while doing yard work.
She was mortified but kept a good poker face and they laughed together as he thought it was the result of some random guy or something (at least, that's what he said).
Since then, she's gone on to have a fairly successful career, a marriage and a kid.
She's still in contact with this guy as they've remained friends through the years.
However to this day, she still doesn't know if he *really* knew where that turd came from.
They never talked about again.
This is a relatively boring story, but I feel compelled to tell it. I met my current partner over 15 years ago. After our first brief meeting I got her number, and a few weeks later while I was at work in the early hours of the morning she texted me from a town a couple hours away and was waiting for a bus to bring her home. I saw the perfect opportunity to get to know her so I offered to drive & pick her up. I wanted to make a good first impression, so I decided to go home & get a change of clothes. I came back to work (closed for the weekend with me the only one there), I vacuumed my car and then showered. But before my shower I took a massive dump in the work toilet...I drove to get her (almost drove off the road a few times as I'd had no sleep), and we had a great conversation on the way home. Then she asked to see my work, so we stopped there. Then she said oh I just need to use the toilet...A few seconds later she comes out and was like oh my god there's a huge pile of shit and toilet paper in there. It's all splattered up the sides. I realized that I was so tired I'd forgotten to flush when I left. It had been in there a good 5 hours getting nice and stinky.
I thought fast and said "oh it must have been the boss, I think he was the last one to use it."
After that we went to the movies and dinner. Two years later we got engaged. The rest is history.
@@tolsen8212 I thoroughly enjoy reading stories like these knowing that these harmless secrets will never be known. They'll probably be taken to the grave
@@tolsen8212 I'm assuming you eventually told her the truth...
This is a story I’ve heard since 2000. It’s not your story. Why lie?
@@Uhohlisa To be fair the person did say their friend told it to them, so they're not lying. He's just recounting the story.
Finally, the poop window story.
Also Nando's is DOPE. It's worth noting that a dinner as a first date is a rookie mistake no matter how you slice it.
Going for coffee is the wiser choice since you can take it with you once you realize your date sucks and is going nowhere
Cheeky Nando's
Movie theater date is always my personal preference. We both get to shut up, don't have to force small talk and we get to watch a movie too. That's nothing but a win all around.
Nando’s is on the same level as Fucking HFC (halal fried chicken) but triple the price. It’s Wetherspoons for people who enjoy wasting their money. I’d have Nando’s enjoyers put in re-education camps. £4 for olives and you have to pour your own drink? Mugs game mate fuck off
For me, the first date is always grabbing a drink. You can really get a good measure of a person by how they behave around booze.
Protip: once your hips pass through a narrow gap and you're hanging upside down, it's pretty much impossible to back out the same way. Lots of people have died from that mistake, she got lucky to only be stuck with poo.
Made me remember that caveexplore who got stuck and died.
Got him jammed so bad they weren't even able to retrieve his body and to prevent others from joining him they filled it all with concret.
@@ecanus-3605 the Nutty Putty cave, yeah, that's a big one. They were going to try to break his knees to bend them backwards but he was already too far gone.
All the pornos make sense now
@@ecanus-3605 qxir made a video about it. It truly was a tragic story
@@PowerTheGamer …excuse me?
Honestly the fact they remained friends is impressive. If that happened to me I’d be so embarrassed that I’d just straight up move away
The intro sounds like the summary of a movie you could find when buying it online. Especially the "She's not alone in there, she's trapped... with a massive turd of her own creation." line.
The premise sounds like something South Park would have as a Rob Schneider or Adam Sandler movie trailer
That's the kinda thing were you both made it through a horrid situation together and get married or you private and block the person on all your social media, change your phone number, and move so you never see the person again
@@chestnut4860 hehe touche
this might be a bit of an ask, but next time you upload, could you enable auto-subtitles? I'm hard of hearing, and I'm sure I'm not the only person like that in your audience. The auto-subtitles aren't perfect but they help a lot for people like me.
Commenting to bump this! Subtitles are important, and occasionally I'll need them when I have trouble focusing.
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I concur
I think I took too long to comment, I'm probably gonna need to comment in the first 30 minutes if it's too be seen
Agreed
At this points,Whang needs to create a playlist of internet tales related to poop
And name the playlist "lunchtime videos"
Im watching this whole taking a poop 👀
His magnum opus of that playlist is going to be whenever he covers the Church of Fudge.
Takumi?
@@b-chroniumproductions3177 how's your girlfriend?oh wait...
9:18
"fartbroken" has me fuckin ROLLING
Ah yes, a "it won't flush" story. Classic.
You know, after living through something like this together you have no choice but to remain close friends.
normal poo stories you cover: gross! ew! yuck!
this one: oddly wholesome and he was so understanding? the woman's life wasn't ruined? YAY!
Justin never fails to reaffirm my love and fear of the internet.
Exactly. And I love it.
As someone with ibs, if my date can’t handle knowing about my bathroom issues then they are not a good date lol
Amen to that. I don't want to have to hide why I have nitrile gloves beside the toilet. At some point, it will probably be talked about on the first date.
Damn, I thought IBS caused it to be loose not giant and solid...colour me informed
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
EMINEM
VERSUS
IBS
BEGINNNN!!!!!
Oh yeah that's a great way to score a first date, make sure you open with how you have problems with diarrhea, THEN tell him if he's grossed out by it he's clearly the one in the wrong lmaoooo
@@saintjackula9615 could I ask why .
Nandos is pretty much glorified KFC here in the UK. Nevermind... shit happens and I remember seeing this on Good Morning Britain 😅.
This would be a good “how I met your mother” story
I had a first date that I projectile vomited and he took me on a second date. He was ultimately not compatible but I will forever remember that grace and kindness
“That’s a story for another day”
Yes it is…. Please.
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear sai
@@AxxLAfriku Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things!
@@cack-yo-weennormieyaki3094 Damn that was a great speech you should compete for the next presidential election
I want a Silent Hill toilet video, “The Window Into The Many Poops”
@@Igneeka that's a Jojo copypasta
I’ve watched so much Jenny Nicholson my brain immediately went “Trapped In A Poop Window With Josh Hutcherson” when I saw the title
Lmfao same
LOL, crossover episode
Jenny Nicholson is the best !
This sounds like an awesome way to start a strong friendship.
from a uk resident, nando’s is VERY popular in the uk, it’s kinda like a midway between fast food and a nice restaurant- casual dining basically and like pretty much universally liked in the uk.
Who the hell forgets to bring their poop scissor? She brought this upon herself.
This happened to my mum's friend but instead of throwing it out the window she put it in a bag, but she forgot to put the poop bag away and somehow she left it on HIS TABLE
They didn't talk again.
Who's table?
@@HaakonAnderson HIS
Da fuck
@@thelonesomedrifter5884 worse thing was that she was leaving on a plane the day after and he had to drive her to the airport
@Mints idk
Me at the pearly gates recounting the events of my life with God: "So yeah I was one of the lucky few who sent money to someone for a replacement window after their tinder date got stuck in it while trying to retrieve a piece of poop."
*"You're allowed into heaven"*
The very underrated sequel to "Trapped in the Closet".
I cant speak for all men but i wouldve just found it funny if she flat out said "i stopped your toilet up with a big shit" and not thought less of her. I would've probably found it endearing. Its not a big deal.
that’s how my man is lmao. he might make fun of me a little but it’s hard not to, shits funny lol
Some girls are open about it, I have an ex that was comfortable with shitting on my chest.
@@spider3755 …🤮
This is literally the movie There’s Something About Mary... but with shit
Hey, British guy here.
All first dates happen at Nando's. All business meetings and all funeral wakes.
If you are like me and want to avoid every person you have ever worked with or went to school with, you will avoid Nando's like the plague.
I’m probably that one Brit who doesn’t like Nando’s too much
ooh i thought i was the only person who avoided everyone they've ever known!
All underclass dates.
i just know Nandos from One Direction when they were super popular
I live in Florida and there's a lot of nando's here
I was able to not laugh...untill that iconic Bush "mission accomplished" banner. Laughed so hard, i need to open a window. LoL.
6:22 And now i am dead. Death by laughter. There are worse ways to go.
I’m watching this on my break and someone came over my shoulder to look at my phone. I was completely unable to explain to her why I was watching “Trapped in the poop window”
This is one of those story’s that has probably happened somewhere else in the world.
England, based on Nando's
Someone who didn't mind you did that is either a keeper or a psychopath. Reminds me of how my sister met her husband, where she got horrendously drunk at a party and this random dude she danced with ended up having to drive her back to her place and hold her hair back while she puked her guts out. They've been together ever since XD
What a nice guy.
Smells like desperation
I've never been so early so uh here's a fun fact:
The largest living species of frog in the world is the Goliath frog :) The Goliath frog can get as big as 13 inches (33 cm) and can weigh as much as 8 lb (3 kg). 💕
That's a chonky froggo
I never knew that! Thank you for the fun fact :)
Thank you
I’m an opioid user, was at my best friends, haven’t pooped in like 9 days, told him I needed to shit. Pooped, but so much came out, 3 full size turds. It was like a trifecta of turds and they themselves stopped the others from being flushed. After 4 flushes, came out, told him I need 2 super market bags cause my turds won’t flush. Went in, hand wrapped in thin plastic bag, grabbed all 3 turds. Double bagged them, took them out to his dumpster. We laughed and once every few years one of us says, “trifecta” and we laugh with nothing else said, doesn’t matter who is around.
He took the situation as nothing, and she friendzoned him? He deserves way better. 😆
8:26 Man, Boomers show up in the weirdest places.
What is the purpose of such ridiculous windows?
"I wanna open a window?"
"Okay, but that one only opens from the top."
"Weird, but at least I can get some fresh air."
"Nope. There's a second window that doesn't open."
I've seen it a fair bit in cheap rental properties of a certain age. There was some legislation passed which required double glazing in certain rooms, and its simply cheaper to shove up a second single sheet of glass, or as in this case, shove up a cheap non opening set of double glazing.
Given in the UK it was already common to have an inner and outer window in some old houses it never really flags as that weird.
I think it's called secondary double glazing. We had it at our family home and it was pretty comfy, although you could slide the second panel open too if you wanted. We used to mix and match for half shut half open windows lol
This guy has taught me more history than all of my history teachers combined
She shat in his window, caused the fire department to break his window to get her out, and SHE friendzones him.
Wow.
I mean... there's no coming back from a poop window situation lmao.
Tbh I really wouldn't be able to date the person who I experience the world's first poop window situation with I'd be laughing too hard. A bonding experience of a different kind lol.
@@saddsapphic I would if the basics were there. Youre going to have to deal with a whole lot more trials and tribulations than that if you want to make a relationship work.
Disappearing into the night over something so small is such a young adult thing to do.
PS. and I wouldve removed the window casing with some some chisels, a cat's paw, and a hammer and fixed the problem myself.
8:35 Why is this person on GoFundMe?
How has this meme historian never heard of cheeky Nando's with the lads
The BBC Pidgin retelling of this story made me laugh so much. "Woman wan troway poo-poo, come trap for window".
Oh my gad this was that?! I remember coming across that and absolutely fkn dying.
Thank you for leading me to that amazing article.
@@minimoomin No worries, happy to bring you the same joy I had!
Speaking of Poo, anyone remember "Shart in Mart" ? The insane amount of pictures on the Internet of People inside a Wal-Mart in the US that have "poo stripes" (do you call it that in english?) in their underwear looking out of their pants or in fact had shit their pants?
I'm still fascinated by that Phenomenon as someone from Europe
Prost & Cheers from the Bavarian Alps
Is not even a thing here in Canada either, it’s specifically just the USA. Also it’s not poo stripes, we call them “skid marks” because tires burning rubber make skid marks.
We call em "skidmarks," which is in reference to what car tires leave on roads when a driver goes too fast.
I do remember that, but if I remember correctly it was mostly pictures of the elderly or the physically unfit. They have less general control of themselves and their bodies.
iirc someone on 4chan solved it. Its because a side effect of weight loss drugs in the US make you shit out all the fat which comes out really quickly and uncontrollably (hence the Wallmart poo stripes). I have absolutely 0 sources for this so just trust me bro.
Yeah I remember it, really took off on /int/ and /pol/ and was seemed to mainly be a response to the poo in loo/ designated shitting streets meme.
when in a new house always ask if their toilet works 100% before dropping a massive duce. 🤣🍻
Sounds like the beginning of "Along came Polly" when Jennifer Anistons character takes Ben Stillers character to an Indian resturaunt and then back to her place.
I've never understood why some people don't keep a plunger in their bathroom anyway.
A plunger would not have helped in this situation
To think, this madness could have been prevented if she’d only come clean about her toilet troubles from the start...
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Just the title has me laughing so much. There's something special about "trapped in the poop window". Keep doing what you're doing Whang.
I can vividly imagine myself getting into this exact scenario. Humorous and horrific.
“You don’t wanna be getting chicken sweats when you’re boning” ~Whang
“Trapped in the Poop Window!” sounds like an experimental rock band
How experimental, exactly?
@@Gamera_the_Inconceivable Avant-garde psychedelic comedy rock probably, that’s the vibe I’m getting
It sounds like a companion piece to Bottle of Wasps
Trapped! In the Poop Window
Imagine getting friendzoned by the girl who got stuck upside down trying to fling her own shit out your window
To be fair, if she stayed with him people would have known she was the poop window girl. He ruined it for himself by puuting the story out there with his name attatched to it.
She did stay with him for a while tho, their relationship didn't work out for other reasons it seems
"Lewis Ther-ow"
Ow, my fragile British ears!
I remember when this happened. The guy was on BBC Radio 1 talking to Scott Mills about it. I was driving and had to pull over it was that funny. I never quite understood the window issue until now tho
Whang keeps talking about poop and I keep watching
"She forgot her poop scissors" nice flashback man.
If you're reading this, I'm a huge silent hill fan, could you make a video on the toilet part of the wiki?
“Unfortunately she did not have her poop scissors”
Now that’s a callback
"Why is there poop?" - an accurate description of the internet
I hate that when he said the poop didn't flush I thought of the poop scissors before he even mentioned it
As a South African I was hyped to hear Nandos mentioned. Also, they have lemon and herb, instead of spicy chicken. So you got options
2 options.
@@lorinlankins3004 well to be transparent there's
extra hot, hot, mild, lemon and herb, plain-ish.
I'm amazed they had a second date after that! If I had been poop girl, I think I would have moved away and changed my identity out of embarassment.
Me: chilling, probably gonna take a nap and find something to watch
Whang: p o o p w I n d o w
"Why is there poop?" needs to become the new "How can she slap?"
Can’t beat a cheeky Nando’s 🥰
“::as the type of person who takes shits.” So true. absolutely hysterical. Was that picture actually of the offending poop?
Moral of Tales from the Internet: *Stay away from the Silent Hill Wiki*
You should do that anyway. It's got almost as many bizarre logic leaps and baseless assumptions written by wierdos as Twitter. Almost.
I remember hearing this story a few years ago. Still cracks me up so bad.
Grabbing the shit you threw out your date's window with them actually sounds kinda fun. It's just so weird it seems like a great bonding experience
Bit of advice, maybe it will help someone. if it wont flush, or the toilet breaks, you just need to fill a bucket with water and pour that down the toilet quickly to flush the poop away. Maybe there is something nearby you could use, a mop bucket, or, you could empty out the bin and use that as a bucket, then put the rubbish back. Hope it helps.
This is what i did when toilet wouldnt flush at work. Ran to the utility closet and used a random bucket to flush the toilet. Worked like a charm.
You know, just have a plunger in your bathroom, people.
I don't think the toilet was clogged. If it was clogged, the turd would be stuck in the drain, so how could she just grab the turd? I'm thinking maybe the toilet flushed slowly and the turd was floating. I'm not 100% sure. Plungers are nice. Absolutely necessary in the USA since the 1.5 gallon flush limit put on all new toilets in the 1990s. To make a toilet flush with only 1.5 gallons they had to make the drains smaller.
@@BrettonFerguson my guess is the turd was too solid to flush. I have seen such things. They require poop scissors.
@@Willam_J Clinton County Jail in michigan has toilet that you can flush bed sheets down, also inmate jumpsuits. They suck right down as long as you are holding the button. I don't know the technical details, but I've always wanted one that powerful.
@@BrettonFerguson until the time someone leaves the toilet seat up and the lady of the house ends up getting her internal organs sucked out like one of those yoghurt tubes... Wait didn't southpark do that joke already.
@@AlanGChenery Since it was jail, the toilets were stainless steel. There were no toilet seats to lift up and down. If you flushed while sitting, new guys did it all the time, the immense amount of cold water passing through the steel toilets would instantly turn your butt cheeks 55 degrees fahrenheit. You would never flush while sitting a second time.
Who else loudly said "what the fuck" when this popped up in notifications
Immediately had to watch
Me
@@HorrorsofCody Me too buddy. Me too