@Rose Serpenthelm No thanks. I’ve seen the second X-Men film enough times where Magneto turns his prison guard into Swiss cheese thanks to all the extra iron in his blood from his ill-advised fling with “Mel” at the bar to know what an absolute bloodbath that would likely turn out to be. 😱
This goes to show: Remember, no matter how embarrassing your medical problem is, don't worry about telling your doctor about it. They're trained professionals that have probably seen or heard of worse in their careers.
@@josedorsaith5261 for those unaware: the "butt box" would be, if it existed, a collection of photocopied X-rays of people's butts showing the things some poor soul shoved up there. i highly doubt it exists anywhere but it's a funny concept
Working in x-ray and doing CT and MRI's for years now. You have to ask them if there any metal foreign objects, then have them answer and check them off. Old vets on old vets and then you can see the old metal they use to put in. If the patient didn't know, it would rip right out when the MRI starts. Years back a MRI tech left the MRI machine on, not knowing later on the janitor is cleaning the floor with those huge electronic sweepers. It pulled it to the middle of the MRI where a patient would be laying. Mid air he let go and was stuck there. Million worth of damages, also thankfully there were no patients in that machine. The magnetic pull in and MRI is insanely powerful. I've heard some crazies stories from year's back too.
@@5ashll303 There is apperently sex Toys for that. I stumbled across this some years ago by accident. It's very weird but I found it interesting. Like a car crash. Apperently there are tools made for that to shove it up there. Men and women. It looks so freaking creepy. It's a hard to believe it's for pleasure. But apparently this is a more common fetish then I thought at first.
You can tell that one person on the marketing team was like, "Let's market them to adults, since these powerful magnets might be risky if someone sufficiently stupid gets their hands on them."
Sounds like natural selection. When it is kids, ignorance and physical weakness are reason enough to protect them. But with adults... Let's say we are making a mistake by saving such people.
@@SergioLeonardoCornejo buddy you have an anime pfp if we had it your way the women you creep out would have left you bleeding out on the sidewalk by now.
The real question is why would anyone use magnetic balls for this? Lengths of metal bead chains can be had from a hardware store for mere pennies per foot all without the risk of magnetically attaching themselves together.
The first question you should ask is WHY these people stuff things in their c0cks. That's not its purpose! It's supposed to get in not get something in.
Honestly your videos have got me so desensitized to weird-ass Internet stories that I didn't even register that this was a new upload at first. I just thought "ah yes of course, urethra magnets, business as usual."
I read it and was like “oh yeah this’ll be a good Whang vid” I didn’t even think about “oh wow this is legitimately awful” until like two minutes in lol
At my job we make medical parts. There's one that we make that goes up the peehole for prostate surgery. Actually, 2 go up the peehole; they're not particularly thin either. It's the most complicated piece that /I/ know we make, as it takes 10 minutes for 6 of them to be laser welded together.
Now I understand the big push on the moderation of r/sounding for safe practice. They might put things in their urethra for fun but they'll make sure to do it right
you know, as with pretty much everything you could want in the self pleasure department... they make toys explicitly for this purpose. You really don't have to trap a clump of magnets in your bladder.
Assuming you're going to DIY a sex toy (not recommended), it seems really simple to get a hold of a string of beads or a ball chain necklace. I'm sure they sell those for a couple bucks and, y'know, there's a string attached. And no magnets.
We have the toys, but no-one is going to buy one when they'd be shamed so much for it. That is why we can put all the blame for these injuries and deaths on the ones that enforces this shame. The church.
@@TailsClock I think it depends more on the person. I've noticed other religious people thinking they have the right to judge others, when (I believe) it gives you less right to judge. I make some Christians mad because I don't think that what happens in the bedroom should be judged. It's a private affair.
I know a doctor whos hospital had a patient who came to become a regular. Maybe once every few months, this man would come in with some damage to his penis or some item stuck inside of it. He was more likely sticking stuff in his urethra very regularly but sometimes had to go to the hospital when things got out of hand. Despite the fact that he was continually injuring himself, he kept doing it. He caused so much damage to his urethra that he had to have reconstructive surgery.
I cannot even imagine doing something like this. I have a VERY sensitive and irritable bladder. Like I can get a uti from my urethra even "seeing" a foreign object sometimes, lol. The thought of willingly inserting something into it sounds like a horrible nightmarish idea.
I have listened to so many of these stories. So many gross and disturbing things. Even when I thought the BME hot dog chopping video was real I powered right through. But this? Holy shit the second he said he hit his bladder I had to pause the video to regroup.
I had heard about this story previously but never heard about that part because I refuse to go to reddit for any reason. Even back when reddit was 'good'. I wouldn't say that made it the hardest cringe I have ever had at an internet story but it did make me pause the video, cover my face with my hand, sigh, then start playing it again. I am honestly upset he didn't die. Anyone this stupid doesn't deserve life when people who have done far less have gotten Darwin'd.
I just recently got the supreme pleasure of coding a diagnosis of "foreign object in rectum" the other day at work. Now I'm very curious if "foreign object in urethra" is also a diagnosis code. I will definitely be looking this up. With that said, PSA that there is nothing too embarrassing for the ER. Please don't ever put off seeking medical attention because you're embarrassed. They have literally seen everything.
The T19.0 series is for foreign body in urethra. T19.4 series is for foreign body in penis. You could probably have a field day with the external cause codes though.
What’s your occupation, if I may ask? I’m a medical secretary in Sweden, so I use ICD 10 a lot at work when I transcribe medical records. I’m always curious to hear about how health care documentation works abroad.
I had two industrial magnets clamp the thin part of my hand and leave a full on blood blister at work (I work at an escape room). I had it happen several times, in fact. I used to have chronic pain so bad that I had to be given morphine in the ER, and, somehow, the magnets were worse. I can only imagine how much worse getting your genitals pinched must be
@Danijelovski Kanal iirc morphine is exclusively legal for medical purposes. They use it for circumstances where the patient is in extreme pain. So I doubt anybody's feeling particularly high when they use it lol
@Danijelovski Kanal since morphine is really only prescribed for patients in severe pain, it really isn't an enjoyable experience. Being so high you don't know what's going on is fun, being so high you don't know what's going on while having the worst pain of your entire life is not. The only way someone might enjoy it is the residual morphine once the pain is over.
I remember having a few of these is middle school, I kept them in a small metal altoids box in my backpack after finding them on the floor, I had about seven or eight balls
I am a woman myself and I felt immense pain and torture just hearing those words come up so non chalantly. It made my whole lower torso clench up and I felt so much agony. Whang as much as I love your videos this one has definitely made me feel some hidden emotions I never knew I had before. 💀
I think your sex doesnt rlly matter since we all got peeholes that being said i dont think someone whos penile-ly challenged thats into sounding would do this, only stupid penis unchallenged people like the one in this vid. at least thats what im more willing to bet on lol
i've had kidney stones before and listening to this story made me recall the agony i felt from that. a lot of men are so stupid. i'll never understand why they can stay up on their high horse even after something so utterly humiliating, calling the doctor things like 'frowny old doctor lady.' what an overgrown child.
imagine you're too ashamed to tell the docs it's magnets & they put you in an MRI for your "mystery bladder problems" ... it'd be like one of those party poppers red mist edition
Crazy enough through out the poop, pee, and just plain out weird stories you've told on this channel, this is literally the first video I've watched that genuinely turned my stomach while eating. I have a very strong stomach and I feel like I've been punched in the gut after watching this lol
@@YesIHaveManyProblemsThanks that one has to be one of the most disgusting ands stomach churning that said that type of discomforted described in this story made my queasy
really this story was that bad? sounding is not for everyone, maybe you need the right mix of genetics and sexual weirdness. the part about trying a chopstick made me cringe, wood splinters and is way too rough. also this guy has a tiny urethra, whats a chop stick like 5mm in diameter??
There's a "trend" going around where tf2 players will make the most absurd usernames possible. I wanted to follow the trend so I named myself "I shove metal bbs up my urethra". Funny enough, this video shows up a couple days later.
@@psychopompous489 I don't. I did have a subby who liked me to put his set of proper, sterilized, urethral sounds in him. They're made for medical use, and they're stainless surgical steel. It was fun. ...Gosh, I need someone to inflict ruthless pleasures on again.😻
I was so afraid to watch this one and then I realized I actually read this story forever ago but I didn’t know there was a follow up post! That dude is a fantastic storyteller lol
"And I know what you're thinking, I specifically told they're designers to make this figurine as difficult to fit in jars as they possibly could, so you know, try your best." Challenge accepted.
When I first saw the title I read urethra maggots instead of urethra magnets That is actually a video I also saw one time. It was on an episode of Tosh.o. now obviously only the studio audience saw it and not the t.v viewers but the groan from the audience was enough to to cause curiosity so he told where it could be found online and there was a guy with a spring up his pee hole and maggots. I was not warned of what I was going to see. It haunts me still
I went to the bathroom to take a piss when I was listening to this. Needless to say, some kind of placebo effect kicked in, I started to literally piss out actual fucking blood. I don't know exactly how in the fuck I got to pissing blood but it happened. Lessons learned folks!
I remember there being a news story about this same thing a while back, but it was some middle school kid who actually had to get surgery because they formed a solid mass in his bladder. We used to pretend buckyballs were earrings or lip studs, and the PAIN of them pinching the skin in *less* sensitive places is awful. How does someone look at the most tender part of their body and not consider the pinching, detaching, or clogging risk? There's gotta be a safer way to get your kicks...
I remember early last year a kid ate a bunch of them because he wanted to be magnetic, and had to go through life threatening surgery cause they literally formed a LOOP inside of him. Scary stuff
Working in the hospital you hear about some interesting cases and the number of things people stick into dark places that they shouldn't go is WAY too high.
For anyone interested: Yes...sounding feels amazing when you do it right. Just...buy a kit of dedicated sounding rods (long, thin, smooth surgical steel rods with a thicker end so you know where to stop for sure)...sanitized them well (before and after), lubricate them well, don't go big, and definitely go slow. Even with all of the precautions, it might still occasionally leave you with soreness after all of the intense pleasure...and there is an increased risk of retrograde ejaculation if you actually finish with the sounding rod inside...so just be aware of the risks and be careful.
@@GabyGeorge1996 Plenty of cis girls sound as well. It might feel better on average for those with prostates, but those with vaginas have a different advantage...the sounding rod is inside of the urethra...which is integrated into the primary pleasure center in biosex males, but is below the clitoris in biosex females...meaning that (external) stimulation results in less internal friction...so while the pleasure isn't as high, the soreness shouldn't be either as there is no direct manual rubbing of the space occupied by the sounding rod.
Ok, of all the horribly painful, disgusting, and terrifying internet tales, this one actually hurt me. I felt pain in my bladder merely from listening to this story and I will never be the same.
As someone who has been in and out of the hospital for urinary reasons, this makes my ying-yang clench in terror. On a lighter note, my favorite penile-related TIFU comes from the guy who tried to make himself bigger by lifting five-pound weights while hard. He ended up breaking it and spent a month in the hospital and ended up with erectile dysfunction, but retained most of the sensation and sensitivity. Hellfreezer covered the story on TH-cam several years ago.
@@PalisadePeryton He tied lightweight plates used for adjustable dumbbells to a string and looped it over. He thought he could build it up like a muscle.
I knew about sounding from watching someone in Engineering taking sine sample from an I don't know what in the deck of my passageway when I was in the Navy. Think of checking the oil in your car, but you need a forty yard length of measuring tape on a reel. Then I learned about sounding from a friend who was into s&m. I'll stick to the engineering version, thank you.
This is a normal reddit moment. "yas my kween tank u 4 noticing me awoo" This... is a super reddit moment. "my wife's boyfriend took me to see the new avengers movie it was awesome" This... this is a super reddit moment that has ascended beyond a super reddit moment... or you could just call it a SRM 2. "there are parasitic worms living in my ass, this must be what it feels like to be a parent" But this... this is to go even further... beyond! >insert episode long transformation sequence
Because God has stopped caring and instead finds people doing dumb shit like this (or causing dumb shit to happen to humans) very funny. I should know my life's like a fuckin sitcom here.
I read about a fellow who was trying to give himself a urethral re-route by putting a magnet in his urethra and another one on the outside of his Old Chap, hoping to bore through.
Genuinely one of the most horrific stories you’ve told here. Maybe I’m just sensitive though. Do gotta hand it to the OP, he seemed to take telling the story in stride.
if anyone is wondering what music is used in this video, i believe most of the tracks are from the game trauma center I didn't recognize all of them, maybe they're from the sequel or something completely different
Ngl this was probably the hardest whang video I've watched. Anything to do with sticking stuff up the weenus gets me everytime and makes me cringe with pain
I remember getting my skin getting caught between magnets when I was playing with them back in my younger days. This story though takes the cake in pure magnetic torture. Thanks for sharing this, especially to though who where eating while watching this
As someone who since childbirth has never had the desire or inclination to stick small objects through my orifices, i often wonder after seeing stories such as these what daedric prince of tomfoolery whispers over ones shoulder to convince them to attempt such acts as these 🧐🤔 It truly is a mystery indeed, but not one I'm too set on to ask sherlock holmes anytime soon 🙃
You dont get bored and see what you can fit in your holes? You must be fun at parties. Edited: I can damn near stick my whole pinky up my left nose hole.
I’m so excited to see you posting the StoryFire posts again! I was sad to see that they were gone after the site went down (rip). I hope you repost the Blowfly Girl story and the other StoryFire things :^)
I've seen this video already... I remember it. In re-watching it, I did, in fact have to pause a few times to try and collect myself. There is a pillow on my lap and I'm rocking back and forth. I did this to myself, but damn you Whang.
This reminds me of those metallic balls that could morph into really cool shapes but were pulled off the shelves because people liked eating them for some reason. After seeing this I don’t think eating them was the biggest issue for mankind.
I physically recoil and feel pain in my stomach and groin whenever I just hear the word "sounding". No idea how anyone could do it, and no idea why I enjoy watching these kinds of videos, but here I am 💀
Awesome always love me some messed up tales from the internet. Keep being awesome WHANG! \M/ Also there is a sub dedicated to splitting "HotDogs" and cutting off "MeatBalls" that I'm tottaly not subscribed to nor into it... just FYI.
@@Frappe3621 @Frappuccino🏳️🌈 Unsure if my last reply got censored due to yt? I'll try to reply one last time but with spaces. R p e n e c t o m y . Lotta fake f e t stuff there but when when you hit "Top posts of all time" you get people like Wideamount Posting real things getting c h o p p e d off. Also other members like nwcx who got a home made n u l l i f y I personally have a s p l i l i t t o n g u e and I'm starting to do a s p l i t down there. My old account got h a c k e d because some people got uneasy of what I did but I use my new one F o x x x T a i l e d C r i t t e r and am continuing my s p l i t because I enjoy it. (Dam yt censorship.)
My question is, especially with the delicate nature of sounding, not only did he choose something non-sterile, but also something not intended for said purpose 😭 just buy urethral beads or something instead 😭😭
this is honestly the most grotesque story you have ever covered, the amount of detail that man described put me in immense pain, as you were describing it i could legit feel each Buckyball exit my urethral cavity.
The way the OP words his story with this air of ironic pompousness like he’s trying to be so funny and clever the entire time, he sounds like he’s sitting there tipping his fedora every time he finishes typing a sentence and it’s painful to sit through. If this story is real I think he deserves it all just for that.
Glad to see I'm not the only one who draws the line at _this_ of all things but not shit like Swamps of Dagobah, Messytails, and the Jolly Rancher story.
9:45 Trust me, if I was THAT nervous about it, I WOULDN'T BE QUIET ABOUT THE NEWS. I would at least get in a loud "Fuck yeah!" that borders on yelling...
Not so sure these 'little things' were what Frank A Clark had in mind when he was quoted as saying; _'Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things.'_
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Why must we suffer
@@dreadmetal6558 are
you ok dude
Buy my shirts?
i guess you could say he put a few magnates justin his whang
i dont care
OP may be a perv, but he has a poet's heart.
Every good man has it's flaws.
Tbh his poetry was harder to listen to than the main event.
@@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist I didn't mind it, if anything it made it funnier
@Tom teeriff Nash Still enjoyed it
Some men suffer for their art
"A knife and a ball-point pen lid" is such a horrifying sentence
that is not a sentence
@@loverthing_meow maybe that's what makes it horrifying.
i almost had a seizure after hearing that, penis + knife = MASSIVE OOPSIE
@@loverthing_meowI'm not smart ok
Especially when paired with a penis
Imagine going through airport security with a bunch of tiny magnets in your urethra
Imagine having an MRI
@@roseserpenthelm7448 Dick-B-Gone
@Rose Serpenthelm No thanks. I’ve seen the second X-Men film enough times where Magneto turns his prison guard into Swiss cheese thanks to all the extra iron in his blood from his ill-advised fling with “Mel” at the bar to know what an absolute bloodbath that would likely turn out to be. 😱
Imagine being a redditor.
I can't.
@@girlbuu9403 Ok? No one asked
I love the fact that these stories most often times start with “a weekend at home alone”
Idle hands are the devil's playground.
it's like whenever you're home alone, something inside you just clicks and you have this sudden urge to do something risky and stupid.
well they aint gonna happen on a tuesday 🤣
What weekend at home alone do to a mf
@@happysaladd8951fr
This goes to show: Remember, no matter how embarrassing your medical problem is, don't worry about telling your doctor about it. They're trained professionals that have probably seen or heard of worse in their careers.
Ask your local surgeon about the "butt box"
Probably? Imagination has a limit. Humans do not
@@friedpancakes266that doesn't prevent humans trying to push their limit though!
@@josedorsaith5261 for those unaware: the "butt box" would be, if it existed, a collection of photocopied X-rays of people's butts showing the things some poor soul shoved up there. i highly doubt it exists anywhere but it's a funny concept
Did you listen to the story? Because they definitely didn't live up to the professionalism you describe
imagine getting in an MRI a few years later without realizing you had a neodymium magnet inside your bladder. I can't imagine the horror
I'm just so glad he finally went to the doctors. He could have been very fucked in many ways. Thank god he got them out
fast surgery
My thought exactly
@@Corinari
Frighteningly fast extraction…
Working in x-ray and doing CT and MRI's for years now. You have to ask them if there any metal foreign objects, then have them answer and check them off. Old vets on old vets and then you can see the old metal they use to put in. If the patient didn't know, it would rip right out when the MRI starts. Years back a MRI tech left the MRI machine on, not knowing later on the janitor is cleaning the floor with those huge electronic sweepers. It pulled it to the middle of the MRI where a patient would be laying. Mid air he let go and was stuck there. Million worth of damages, also thankfully there were no patients in that machine. The magnetic pull in and MRI is insanely powerful. I've heard some crazies stories from year's back too.
it literally physically pains me to hear these kinda stories like i'm crossing my legs running out of breath about to throw up
Yeah shoving anything up the urethra just sounds vile.
Agreed like wtf
@@5ashll303 There is apperently sex Toys for that. I stumbled across this some years ago by accident. It's very weird but I found it interesting. Like a car crash. Apperently there are tools made for that to shove it up there. Men and women. It looks so freaking creepy. It's a hard to believe it's for pleasure. But apparently this is a more common fetish then I thought at first.
@@5ashll303 sounding is the worst thing I’ve ever heard of
@@retro2409 I don’t even wanna know what that is.
You can tell that one person on the marketing team was like, "Let's market them to adults, since these powerful magnets might be risky if someone sufficiently stupid gets their hands on them."
Sounds like natural selection. When it is kids, ignorance and physical weakness are reason enough to protect them. But with adults... Let's say we are making a mistake by saving such people.
@@SergioLeonardoCornejo You have an anime profile picture and you are talking about natural selection
@@SergioLeonardoCornejo buddy you have an anime pfp if we had it your way the women you creep out would have left you bleeding out on the sidewalk by now.
@@metaltrombone549 I guess I had to run into at least I one imbecile today.
@St. Haborym You seem very offended!
The real question is why would anyone use magnetic balls for this? Lengths of metal bead chains can be had from a hardware store for mere pennies per foot all without the risk of magnetically attaching themselves together.
Because these people spend more time in toy stores than hardware stores?
Because horniness shuts off the brain for a lot of Redditors.
@@Dumb_Killjoy i think it does for most people in general
Probably because he just had them lying around
The first question you should ask is
WHY these people stuff things in their c0cks. That's not its purpose!
It's supposed to get in not get something in.
ive never seen my husband in more emotional distress then watching this video with me. we had to pause multiple times lmao
I envy your marrige.
You should try sounding your husband sometime
@@justsomeplantcells-you’re a freak lmao
Honestly your videos have got me so desensitized to weird-ass Internet stories that I didn't even register that this was a new upload at first. I just thought "ah yes of course, urethra magnets, business as usual."
This made me laugh a good laugh
I read it and was like “oh yeah this’ll be a good Whang vid” I didn’t even think about “oh wow this is legitimately awful” until like two minutes in lol
What's wrong with urethra magnets? Also it's not the only thing you can use them for.
unlesss it's that furry with the poo fetish. i have to draw the line somewhere and that somewhere is scat.
At my job we make medical parts. There's one that we make that goes up the peehole for prostate surgery. Actually, 2 go up the peehole; they're not particularly thin either. It's the most complicated piece that /I/ know we make, as it takes 10 minutes for 6 of them to be laser welded together.
Now I understand the big push on the moderation of r/sounding for safe practice. They might put things in their urethra for fun but they'll make sure to do it right
crazy people make us all look bad. Only use real sounds and follow the rules.
Professionals have standards!
Even the weirdest fucking people are sensible.
@@marichanlovesyouBe polite, be efficient
you know, as with pretty much everything you could want in the self pleasure department... they make toys explicitly for this purpose. You really don't have to trap a clump of magnets in your bladder.
Assuming you're going to DIY a sex toy (not recommended), it seems really simple to get a hold of a string of beads or a ball chain necklace. I'm sure they sell those for a couple bucks and, y'know, there's a string attached. And no magnets.
@@pyrrhicvictoly Yeah for real, mardi gras beads are super cheap, the same size, and held together by a string. This dude is stupid
We have the toys, but no-one is going to buy one when they'd be shamed so much for it. That is why we can put all the blame for these injuries and deaths on the ones that enforces this shame. The church.
@@TailsClock I think it depends more on the person. I've noticed other religious people thinking they have the right to judge others, when (I believe) it gives you less right to judge. I make some Christians mad because I don't think that what happens in the bedroom should be judged. It's a private affair.
i mean yeah, a thin chain would do the trick just the same.
Goes past a power magnet*
**stretching noise**
**tearing sound**
**CLANG**
criminally underrated comment.
as a finale "MY DICK FELL OFF"
I know a doctor whos hospital had a patient who came to become a regular. Maybe once every few months, this man would come in with some damage to his penis or some item stuck inside of it. He was more likely sticking stuff in his urethra very regularly but sometimes had to go to the hospital when things got out of hand. Despite the fact that he was continually injuring himself, he kept doing it. He caused so much damage to his urethra that he had to have reconstructive surgery.
I cannot even imagine doing something like this. I have a VERY sensitive and irritable bladder. Like I can get a uti from my urethra even "seeing" a foreign object sometimes, lol. The thought of willingly inserting something into it sounds like a horrible nightmarish idea.
If a person goes to the hospital more than once for the same problem, they need to go to a psychologist.
@@danyeloljokhh2458that’s incredibly stupid and tone deaf. some people have chronic illness
I have listened to so many of these stories. So many gross and disturbing things. Even when I thought the BME hot dog chopping video was real I powered right through. But this? Holy shit the second he said he hit his bladder I had to pause the video to regroup.
Dude fucking same. of all the inanity, THIS one had me screaming in the cringe
It's very similar to anything related to catheters, I just do not like stories revolving around the pee hole and especially things going into it.
I had heard about this story previously but never heard about that part because I refuse to go to reddit for any reason. Even back when reddit was 'good'. I wouldn't say that made it the hardest cringe I have ever had at an internet story but it did make me pause the video, cover my face with my hand, sigh, then start playing it again.
I am honestly upset he didn't die. Anyone this stupid doesn't deserve life when people who have done far less have gotten Darwin'd.
@@girlbuu9403 holy soy he think he cool for not using reddit
I made it to "chopsticks"
You can't just drop the words "Reddit Urethra Magnets" into my eyes when I'm trying to get an early night, ffs.
I saw the title and thumbnail and I'm not sure I wanna watch the video
literally i was about to go to bed. Not anymore
😂 LMAO I'm crying
That's definitely something to dream about.
Dszzzzzzz@@Baard5Szomoru
I just recently got the supreme pleasure of coding a diagnosis of "foreign object in rectum" the other day at work. Now I'm very curious if "foreign object in urethra" is also a diagnosis code. I will definitely be looking this up.
With that said, PSA that there is nothing too embarrassing for the ER. Please don't ever put off seeking medical attention because you're embarrassed. They have literally seen everything.
Absolutely agreed
If a few laughs from the doctors is the cost to saving your health, then it's worth it
The T19.0 series is for foreign body in urethra. T19.4 series is for foreign body in penis. You could probably have a field day with the external cause codes though.
You'd think if these Emergency Room nurses had seen everything, they wouldn't be such massive cumt$
What’s your occupation, if I may ask? I’m a medical secretary in Sweden, so I use ICD 10 a lot at work when I transcribe medical records. I’m always curious to hear about how health care documentation works abroad.
“I was eloquent. I was articulate. She was confused” lmao
1:28 “I specifically told their designers to make this figurine as difficult as they possible could to fit in jars”
Challenge accepted
Maybe you try to take the pieces off and then glue them back together in the jar like a ship in a bottle-
I had two industrial magnets clamp the thin part of my hand and leave a full on blood blister at work (I work at an escape room). I had it happen several times, in fact. I used to have chronic pain so bad that I had to be given morphine in the ER, and, somehow, the magnets were worse. I can only imagine how much worse getting your genitals pinched must be
especially pinched *from the inside.* 😱
Are they the magnets that look like hockey pucks?
@Danijelovski Kanal iirc morphine is exclusively legal for medical purposes. They use it for circumstances where the patient is in extreme pain. So I doubt anybody's feeling particularly high when they use it lol
@Danijelovski Kanal since morphine is really only prescribed for patients in severe pain, it really isn't an enjoyable experience. Being so high you don't know what's going on is fun, being so high you don't know what's going on while having the worst pain of your entire life is not. The only way someone might enjoy it is the residual morphine once the pain is over.
I remember having a few of these is middle school, I kept them in a small metal altoids box in my backpack after finding them on the floor, I had about seven or eight balls
Did you put them in your urethra as well or nah?
@@SuccMunkey no but they ended up smelling really bad from being in the box. Or maybe it’s because I had initially found them on the floor
It’s the funny animation guy
I'm not surprised ro find you in whang's comments :D
@@HydraulicBeanbag sounds like you missed out
I am a woman myself and I felt immense pain and torture just hearing those words come up so non chalantly. It made my whole lower torso clench up and I felt so much agony. Whang as much as I love your videos this one has definitely made me feel some hidden emotions I never knew I had before. 💀
It’s almost as looking as a guy getting hit in the groin, you know it’s bad that even women clench hearing it.
I think your sex doesnt rlly matter since we all got peeholes
that being said i dont think someone whos penile-ly challenged thats into sounding would do this, only stupid penis unchallenged people like the one in this vid. at least thats what im more willing to bet on lol
I had to close AND cover my eyes as I listened! But, still, as painful as it was, I listened to the end, my entire insides recoiling.
i've had kidney stones before and listening to this story made me recall the agony i felt from that. a lot of men are so stupid. i'll never understand why they can stay up on their high horse even after something so utterly humiliating, calling the doctor things like 'frowny old doctor lady.' what an overgrown child.
I’m a woman and I writhed around from secondhand pain from the second he said they hit his bladder
it's so beautifully written that i don't even have the heart to ask OP how is he so stupid to not have seen this coming
I've had catheters inserted after getting surgery and I can say that it's anything but pleasurable! How people can enjoy this is beyond me.
Yeah same although if you’ve done them for long enough like I have it doesn’t hurt or even feel uncomfortable yet getting off to it is beyond me.
@@Koyomix86YOU PUT STUFF UP THERE WHAT
@@AttmozGlaishur Well it’s that or dying from kidney failure so it’s a pretty easy choice
Actually, he could know if there were magnets left inside before going to er. He'd only need a compass
thats smart
Follow the route
you smart af
Big brain sir this commenter is
Or CTR TV
imagine you're too ashamed to tell the docs it's magnets & they put you in an MRI for your "mystery bladder problems" ... it'd be like one of those party poppers red mist edition
Why did you have to type this
AAAAUUAAGH FUCK
OWWWWW FUCK
Hyperrealistic blood, hyperrealistic blood everywhere.
“Doctor I don’t know what happened, we stuck him in the MRI machine and his cock exploded!”
Actually sent me into fits of laughter thinking about it.
Crazy enough through out the poop, pee, and just plain out weird stories you've told on this channel, this is literally the first video I've watched that genuinely turned my stomach while eating. I have a very strong stomach and I feel like I've been punched in the gut after watching this lol
Swamps of Dagobah or the obese woman's dead baby she birthed without realizing were just Tuesday then?
I knew about this story before and hearing this nearly made me black out
this one was easy for me, but the story of messy tails no just no.
@@YesIHaveManyProblemsThanks that one has to be one of the most disgusting ands stomach churning that said that type of discomforted described in this story made my queasy
really this story was that bad? sounding is not for everyone, maybe you need the right mix of genetics and sexual weirdness. the part about trying a chopstick made me cringe, wood splinters and is way too rough. also this guy has a tiny urethra, whats a chop stick like 5mm in diameter??
As we all know how magnets work, as soon as you read out "they started to curve back inside me" a feeling of doom rolled over me.
Now I constantly imagine feeling a hard object hitting the walls of my bladder. Thanks!
Dear god, that title alone could make a death row inmate shudder in fear.
The use of Magnet Man's theme for the beginning was genius.
He also uses Trauma Center music for portions of this too, which for the uninitiated is a surgery based game.
That was lost on me, in the Gameboy version of Mega Man 1 that was Elec Man's theme
Isn't that elec man? I don't think it's magnet man
Definitely Magnet Man from MM3
@@DexDexter0 both themes are used
Magnet man's theme is used first
There's a "trend" going around where tf2 players will make the most absurd usernames possible. I wanted to follow the trend so I named myself "I shove metal bbs up my urethra". Funny enough, this video shows up a couple days later.
...I think BBs may have a high lead content. Definitely, don't take those internally.
Lmao youtube knows
@@isotetra1912 I don't even use TH-cam on the same device I use steam on.
@@grmpEqweer What material ball bearings do you shove up your urethra then?
@@psychopompous489
I don't. I did have a subby who liked me to put his set of proper, sterilized, urethral sounds in him. They're made for medical use, and they're stainless surgical steel.
It was fun.
...Gosh, I need someone to inflict ruthless pleasures on again.😻
I was so afraid to watch this one and then I realized I actually read this story forever ago but I didn’t know there was a follow up post!
That dude is a fantastic storyteller lol
The teasing mention of a knife and a pen cap at the end of Part 1 made me break out in a cold sweat.
Reading the title I’m expecting 4 or 5 beads not the whole damn package
"And I know what you're thinking, I specifically told they're designers to make this figurine as difficult to fit in jars as they possibly could, so you know, try your best."
Challenge accepted.
Someone will email Whang in a few months a picture of a jar with his figurine that's 3/4 full
@@hexmark21 only 1 jar though?
@@hexmark21 Yup. That's the plan.
I have a gallon-sized jar of Tabasco Sauce that is perfectly clear.
I may have found its inhabitant.
I specifically told "they are" designers.
When I first saw the title I read urethra maggots instead of urethra magnets That is actually a video I also saw one time. It was on an episode of Tosh.o. now obviously only the studio audience saw it and not the t.v viewers but the groan from the audience was enough to to cause curiosity so he told where it could be found online and there was a guy with a spring up his pee hole and maggots. I was not warned of what I was going to see. It haunts me still
Link? 👀
I didn't think it could be worse.
I was wrong.
Things like these remind me there's no merciful God, but rather the malevolent Demiurge.
Sauce?
@@SergioLeonardoCornejo Wtf unironic gnostic or just schizo-posting?
This is the first Whang video I couldn’t finish.
I went to the bathroom to take a piss when I was listening to this. Needless to say, some kind of placebo effect kicked in, I started to literally piss out actual fucking blood. I don't know exactly how in the fuck I got to pissing blood but it happened. Lessons learned folks!
You took enough psychic damage to bleed
This is one of the most horrific Whang videos I’ve watched and I’ve seen them all
i think only this one and the dolphinsex one have made me feel physically ill
@@gulpwigglewash5628 swamp of degobah for me
There's a reason it was relegated to a sponsored platform previously!
You could say it was a Wang video instead of a Whang video. ;)
beware the orange border
I remember there being a news story about this same thing a while back, but it was some middle school kid who actually had to get surgery because they formed a solid mass in his bladder.
We used to pretend buckyballs were earrings or lip studs, and the PAIN of them pinching the skin in *less* sensitive places is awful. How does someone look at the most tender part of their body and not consider the pinching, detaching, or clogging risk? There's gotta be a safer way to get your kicks...
I remember early last year a kid ate a bunch of them because he wanted to be magnetic, and had to go through life threatening surgery cause they literally formed a LOOP inside of him. Scary stuff
"Extraordinarily non-sexual" is a great phrase no matter the context.
"Urethra" and "magnets" are two words I didn't expect to see together today
The Trauma Center BGMs are such an amazing touch and are absolutely SENDING ME
Working in the hospital you hear about some interesting cases and the number of things people stick into dark places that they shouldn't go is WAY too high.
I remember this story from a few years back, the story is still one I can't stomach to this day.
Neither can i
I had the cubes on my desk in my office job days. Never once considered doing anything kinky with them.
OP misunderstood the assignment of going balls deep.
For anyone interested: Yes...sounding feels amazing when you do it right. Just...buy a kit of dedicated sounding rods (long, thin, smooth surgical steel rods with a thicker end so you know where to stop for sure)...sanitized them well (before and after), lubricate them well, don't go big, and definitely go slow. Even with all of the precautions, it might still occasionally leave you with soreness after all of the intense pleasure...and there is an increased risk of retrograde ejaculation if you actually finish with the sounding rod inside...so just be aware of the risks and be careful.
Sometimes I’m glad I’m a cis girl. This is one of those times.
@@GabyGeorge1996 Plenty of cis girls sound as well. It might feel better on average for those with prostates, but those with vaginas have a different advantage...the sounding rod is inside of the urethra...which is integrated into the primary pleasure center in biosex males, but is below the clitoris in biosex females...meaning that (external) stimulation results in less internal friction...so while the pleasure isn't as high, the soreness shouldn't be either as there is no direct manual rubbing of the space occupied by the sounding rod.
@@HaydenX sounds do incredibly painful 😭
Ok, of all the horribly painful, disgusting, and terrifying internet tales, this one actually hurt me. I felt pain in my bladder merely from listening to this story and I will never be the same.
As someone who has been in and out of the hospital for urinary reasons, this makes my ying-yang clench in terror. On a lighter note, my favorite penile-related TIFU comes from the guy who tried to make himself bigger by lifting five-pound weights while hard. He ended up breaking it and spent a month in the hospital and ended up with erectile dysfunction, but retained most of the sensation and sensitivity. Hellfreezer covered the story on TH-cam several years ago.
Was... was he lifting the weights with his d***? How???
@@PalisadePeryton He tied lightweight plates used for adjustable dumbbells to a string and looped it over. He thought he could build it up like a muscle.
@robertcorbell1006 Woah. I don't even have one and I flinched thinking about that, poor guy.
It's crazy how so much ppl think this is real lol
I knew about sounding from watching someone in Engineering taking sine sample from an I don't know what in the deck of my passageway when I was in the Navy. Think of checking the oil in your car, but you need a forty yard length of measuring tape on a reel.
Then I learned about sounding from a friend who was into s&m. I'll stick to the engineering version, thank you.
the trauma centre music right at the mention of surgery. I'm dead 💀
He truly had the healing touch
X-ray machines do not put out Gamma rays..
They put out _X-rays._
There's a subtle clue in the name of the machine.
This one, after 4 years of watching these damn videos… really really got me… how could God forsake us like this?
This is a normal reddit moment.
"yas my kween tank u 4 noticing me awoo"
This... is a super reddit moment.
"my wife's boyfriend took me to see the new avengers movie it was awesome"
This... this is a super reddit moment that has ascended beyond a super reddit moment... or you could just call it a SRM 2.
"there are parasitic worms living in my ass, this must be what it feels like to be a parent"
But this... this is to go even further... beyond!
>insert episode long transformation sequence
hello roach dogg jr, please say hello to your father for me
Because God has stopped caring and instead finds people doing dumb shit like this (or causing dumb shit to happen to humans) very funny.
I should know my life's like a fuckin sitcom here.
@@danialyousaf6456 Amen…
I read about a fellow who was trying to give himself a urethral re-route by putting a magnet in his urethra and another one on the outside of his Old Chap, hoping to bore through.
Genuinely one of the most horrific stories you’ve told here. Maybe I’m just sensitive though.
Do gotta hand it to the OP, he seemed to take telling the story in stride.
if anyone is wondering what music is used in this video, i believe most of the tracks are from the game trauma center
I didn't recognize all of them, maybe they're from the sequel or something completely different
this took me on one hell of a rollercoaster ride of emotions.
You know when Whang puts on the Trauma Center music, its gonna be good
Yep. Huge fan of the series. I wonder if Whang has played any of the games and the music simply stuck with him.
The Trauma Center music 5:30 hits different with the fear this situation creates.
As a male, listening to this was honestly one of the most painful and uncomfortable things I've had to endure
The literary expertise of the people writing these kinds of stories continues to amaze me.
Ngl this was probably the hardest whang video I've watched. Anything to do with sticking stuff up the weenus gets me everytime and makes me cringe with pain
>hardest whang
I remember getting my skin getting caught between magnets when I was playing with them back in my younger days. This story though takes the cake in pure magnetic torture. Thanks for sharing this, especially to though who where eating while watching this
As someone who since childbirth has never had the desire or inclination to stick small objects through my orifices, i often wonder after seeing stories such as these what daedric prince of tomfoolery whispers over ones shoulder to convince them to attempt such acts as these 🧐🤔
It truly is a mystery indeed, but not one I'm too set on to ask sherlock holmes anytime soon 🙃
Well, the daedric prince is surely Sheogorath.
Curiosity and boredom really.
You dont get bored and see what you can fit in your holes? You must be fun at parties.
Edited: I can damn near stick my whole pinky up my left nose hole.
some ppl are into pain. i cant imagine any other reason why someone would give sounding a try😅
Ya sure dude whatever you say........
I’m so excited to see you posting the StoryFire posts again! I was sad to see that they were gone after the site went down (rip). I hope you repost the Blowfly Girl story and the other StoryFire things :^)
Browsing TIFU is like watching Looney Tunes but IRL
This was so shockingly vivid in my mind. I’m so greatly disturbed forever now
I've seen this video already... I remember it. In re-watching it, I did, in fact have to pause a few times to try and collect myself. There is a pillow on my lap and I'm rocking back and forth. I did this to myself, but damn you Whang.
the magnet man theme playing in the intro really is the cherry on top of this whole video.its great
Out of everything I have endured on your channel, this was the hardest to sit through
This reminds me of those metallic balls that could morph into really cool shapes but were pulled off the shelves because people liked eating them for some reason.
After seeing this I don’t think eating them was the biggest issue for mankind.
Welp turns out that’s exactly what the video was about.
Also they’re being sold again? Heck yeah baby I can make a satellite bat
I physically recoil and feel pain in my stomach and groin whenever I just hear the word "sounding". No idea how anyone could do it, and no idea why I enjoy watching these kinds of videos, but here I am 💀
Kids in the sandbox is a classic. Aside from my friend that showed it to me, I've never known of anyone else that saw it.
Every day I wonder how this channel can exist after an upload.
Awesome always love me some messed up tales from the internet. Keep being awesome WHANG! \M/ Also there is a sub dedicated to splitting "HotDogs" and cutting off "MeatBalls" that I'm tottaly not subscribed to nor into it... just FYI.
Why, just why...
I’m morbidly curious, what’s it called?
Ayo drop the sub
you only get one- once it's gone, it's gone
and you'll probably never be able to enjoy anything at all afterwards
@@Frappe3621 @Frappuccino🏳️🌈
Unsure if my last reply got censored due to yt? I'll try to reply one last time but with spaces.
R p e n e c t o m y .
Lotta fake f e t stuff there but when when you hit "Top posts of all time" you get people like Wideamount
Posting real things getting c h o p p e d off. Also other members like nwcx who got a home made n u l l i f y
I personally have a s p l i l i t t o n g u e and I'm starting to do a s p l i t down there. My old account got h a c k e d because some people got uneasy of what I did but I use my new one
F o x x x T a i l e d C r i t t e r and am continuing my s p l i t because I enjoy it. (Dam yt censorship.)
My question is, especially with the delicate nature of sounding, not only did he choose something non-sterile, but also something not intended for said purpose 😭 just buy urethral beads or something instead 😭😭
Actually kept yelling “NO” the more and more of this guy’s post got read aloud
At this point, reddit has literally every story youd be terrified of hearing.
Reddit has more gruesome body horror stories than David Cronenberg could ever stomach.
this is honestly the most grotesque story you have ever covered, the amount of detail that man described put me in immense pain, as you were describing it i could legit feel each Buckyball exit my urethral cavity.
6:16 "I am crushing your head!" Ah Kids in the Hall...
I read the title of this to be "Ultra Magnus".
My perceptual filters were trying to protect me.
The way the OP words his story with this air of ironic pompousness like he’s trying to be so funny and clever the entire time, he sounds like he’s sitting there tipping his fedora every time he finishes typing a sentence and it’s painful to sit through. If this story is real I think he deserves it all just for that.
LMAO
Yeah he seemed like a complete loser which I mean if you're shoving metal balls in places they shouldn't go I guess I shouldn't be surprised
Exactly
Strange take
@@obeseperson how so?
I used to do the same thing to also “experiment” and see how it felt but I was always afraid of them getting stuck so I never went that far
Never has a title made me go "NOOOOOOOOOO" so loudly.
I want to delete my urethra. I can't do this tonight.
Tapped out at 4:36. I'll finish this, but I need a breather.
😭
I had kidney stones that required hospitalization & this is making my brain scream
Glad to see I'm not the only one who draws the line at _this_ of all things but not shit like Swamps of Dagobah, Messytails, and the Jolly Rancher story.
Thought the title said maggots. Was about to start hyperventilating
I saw a video with that exact premise and I wanted to gouge my eyes out
@@SuccMunkey
Make sure to wash your hands after beating your chicken, don’t wanna get an eye infection
Idk if you’ve seen all wang’s videos but if you haven’t, oh wow do I have news for you. 🤮
@@lilz oh I have, that’s why my brain instantly went to maggot
I mean...Whang did cover Blowfly Girl.
Every time I come to this Channel and hear one of these stories I feel really happy realizing I'm normal
9:45 Trust me, if I was THAT nervous about it, I WOULDN'T BE QUIET ABOUT THE NEWS. I would at least get in a loud "Fuck yeah!" that borders on yelling...
nothing is more comforting than curling in on myself on the floor and watching a whang tale
nvm i’m in shock
im just amazed at how this thread was so beautifully written
Not so sure these 'little things' were what Frank A Clark had in mind when he was quoted as saying;
_'Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things.'_
The fucking megaman music throughout this is killing me.
I was holding onto my balls for dear life for this entire monstrosity of a story
Imagine not knowing about straggler magnets inside your bladder and then later in life needing to get MRI scan.