Canonically Skorge actually comes into the room to stop them when they do that, and that's when he hears their plan to sink Jacinto early and then tells Myrrah. It's interesting to think about.
I saw carmine get eaten, and I was like "CARMINE NOOOOO" then we get eaten and I'm all like "YES, carmine isn't dead!" Then I saw him getting eaten and his death and I'm like "NOOOOOOOO!!!"
I need to replay this game, I feel like as a kid I never really understood the jokes or the story. I just saw badass guy with big gun, and enemy’s to shoot
Man I don't know whats more terrifying, the worm or the ominous Russel Hobbs Iron that mysteriously appeared when Dom talked about Maria, I mean I know theres belonging in the kitchen jokes but damn.
escaping from my problems in 2022 brought me back to this game that took up like my whole afternoons in 2017 damn /: i didnt even know the lore back then but after watching some vids on it that sniper comment got me sobbing thanks /hj
2020, 2021, 2022 and bullshit year for all of us. I was excited to graduate of community College. Unfortunately covid hit on home I live in Texas my College decided to put everyone into virtual. Every teacher don't know how to use zoom. I drop 3 classes because they didn't inform me of the classes were returning in session on virtual. Fuck 2020 and fuck trump.
2:23 and that's when I stopped even trying to take the story seriously. My friend (who played Dom) would just randomly roll around while yelling "Maria!" for the rest of the game
When cole was roasting the entire locust strong hold oh mama don’t let the bad men get us 😂 Also what do you call that thing a monkey dog And when Ben was saying HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOOOLY SHIT!!!!
Niles in gears 5:as someone was told me Nighty night and blowing up the door and everything but i gotta be honest that facilty doesnt look the same as the other game
The facility in Gears 5 is the lab in Mount Kadar whereas this is the New Hope facility I'm pretty sure. The Mount Kadar facility was set up by a fringe faction of the COG party to continue Niles' research after New Hope was shut down by Chairman Monroe
I-- Didn't even think of that. Time to be sad now :') P.S: I kinda wish that he wasn't woken up now :( he got some time with her being healthy and alive but barely any. Then he has to euthanize her :(
I was 14 when gears 2 came out now im fuckin 30 and i barely saw the damn toaster easter egg. I laughed my damn ass off i haven't laughed like that in awhile.
Proper Identification I required for entry. A fun fact about niles. When Marcus and dom shut him down here in gears 2 Marcus says "Nighty, Night Niles." Then 27 years later in gears 5 when Kait and Del reactivate Niles. Niles will say "As someone once said to me. Nighty Night."
The iron was there to represent the irony of Marcus' perspective on Dom trying to save Maria just like Marcus tried to save his father. Before Gears of War 1, and the reason Marcus was sent to prison, was because Marcus abandoned his post and disobeyed orders to save his father at East Barricade (don't quote me on the places), which is where a battle was taking place. The COG were going to use the Hammer of Dawn to destroy a bridge to halt Locust movement (again, don't quote me on that), but when Marcus left his position to save his father, he took the Hammer of Dawn sensor with him and the COG lost the battle. With Marcus disobeying orders, abandoning his post, and allowing the Locust to further invade COD territory, he was court martialed. It is ironic for Marcus to tell Dom to, basically, give up on Maria even though Marcus went through so much shit to save his father.
You know not that I'm not complaining, but how does the Lancer work? I mean a chainsaw bayonet is awesome and all, but chainsaws in general have to run on fuel, not to mention the actual chain itself has to be oiled and cleaned regularly. Does the Lancer even run on fuel or is it like electric or something.
Dom didn’t have to make that sniper Comment man
Yes he did 😂
I just realized that he was talking about his brother tha got sniped
Obnoxious Fun I thought Ben knew?
@Guilherme TLOU2 yeah but for doms comment on it was stupid cause he wasnt even looking in that direction he was showing Kim his jammed weapon
@Guilherme Oliveira clayton carmine foi o único carmine que sobreviveu.
You forgot when they run out of power in the centaur and Marcus says "Baird we out of power" Baird says "NO SHIT"
Can you fix it
1:07 That was low Dom!
You know what else is low? A carmine's coffin.
It took me 11 years to realize what that meant holy shit
@@Fyrebrand18 not mine
Poor Anthony
@@xTHATGUY339x what did it mean? And when did Someone say it? Who said it??
I don't care how old the game is or how many times I hear it, I'll never not laugh at Marcus casually saying "We hijacked a Brumak".
Anya: You’ve what?
@@pupstxrxl9714 Marcus: We're riding a Brumak
@@spartan8090 Uhhh… okay! Roger that Delta, keep us posted. Control out.
@ 2:35 was funniest part, “regroup ? “Is That what you call it when I save yo ass” 🤣🤣
2:07
Carmine is me looking at my grades
TheRedDeath Marcus is my mom
Control is Dad
Dom is the brother watching you getting spank
This comment thread is gold
Wait what's the worm then?
they are sinking cities with a giant...TOMATO!
Its obviously a Caterpillar
No it's the messiah
No its Donald trump
No its the deaths of e-day
If you have subtitles on it says giant arm.
You missed the part where Ben tried to go in for a high-five with Tai after the Hospital shootout. That little detail always made me laugh lmao.
I don't think I've ever seen that. Welp, better play through the whole game.
@@ethanburch422 ya but happened, a little bit funny
Never noticed another play through for me too
"thanks sergeant fenix *high fives tai but tai just moves his lancer and ben stops*" anyway, thats how i remember it
@@elzogalleta3121no tai actually shake his head no which mean he doesnt give high five
Dom:
Cole:
Baird:
Marcus: “WhO WaNTs ToAST?¡
I like em crispy
@@doge896 I like em crispy on the outside
@@elininja2130 hell yeah!
When ever I do this Easter egg, I never get the "Crispy on the outside" part, is that exclusive to co op perhaps? @@elininja2130
WHO WANTS TOAST!!!!!!!!
I LIKE EM CRISPY
I LIKE THEM CRISPY ON THE OUTSIDE
Connor Gavin HELL YEAH!
I LIKE TO PUT A BIT OF COCAINE ON THEIR TO HELP THEM GRUBS MOTHERF#CKERS!!!
Would have been funnier if cole said it LOL
17:52 Wonder what the drones were thinking when they heard that.
But when Myrrah heard that Cole will whoop her ass... pretty sure she was ready for the Cole Train to run over her.
probably thinking who the fuck is that.
Bet they were thinking we fucked with the wrong people.
Canonically Skorge actually comes into the room to stop them when they do that, and that's when he hears their plan to sink Jacinto early and then tells Myrrah.
It's interesting to think about.
"Bro, You Heading This Shit?!"
17:43
such an inspirational speech, I feel so motivated
Cole is the funniest character in gears
7:15-7:17 This is one of the lines that makes Baird my favorite character in the whole series.
🤣🤣🤣 he may not be my favorite, but your right🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its 16:18 for me
Dom, no, you do not insult anthony by saying "but then I wouldn't be able to see snipers now would i?"
UMB CORP. R34PER bruh I spilled my water when he said that
UMB CORP. R34PER that’s why dom died too lmao
OG IT he still dead
Mike Oxlong but Dom died a hero lol
Yeah only just now realized what he meant. Even Marcus was like "Dude." at that comment.
3:22 me when I first played Gears of War
WHAT THE HELL ARE THE LOCUST⁉️ 🗣️🗣️
R.I.P carmine
I saw carmine get eaten, and I was like "CARMINE NOOOOO" then we get eaten and I'm all like "YES, carmine isn't dead!" Then I saw him getting eaten and his death and I'm like "NOOOOOOOO!!!"
I had no idea that toast Easter egg was right there. Guess I'll have to replay the game now.
I need to replay this game,
I feel like as a kid I never really understood the jokes or the story.
I just saw badass guy with big gun, and enemy’s to shoot
"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!" I laughed whenever Marcus said that!
Marcus: (screaming at the top of his lungs) DOOOM!!!
Dom: *calmly* Coming Marcus
Where
Eh?.. Don't remeber that but k guess I missed something....
dom dirty for that sniper comment
He even put the toaster easter egg in this too hell yea 💯😂😂🤣
14:38 was the tipping point for me 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaooo me too, especially with the soundtrack in the background while they scream😂😂😂😂😂
17:43 Sounds like me when I'm in a airsoft match.
WHOO!
Dom cursed himself and people around him saying that to Clayton. Shit was cold
Benjamin*
@@Rueen..K - In all fairness, Clayton was the last one who gets to see the light of the day.
Cole: Maaaaan that’s a lot of juice !
Baird: don’t start with that juice shit again
This is the game where the character interactions were entertaining.
Man I don't know whats more terrifying, the worm or the ominous Russel Hobbs Iron that mysteriously appeared when Dom talked about Maria, I mean I know theres belonging in the kitchen jokes but damn.
Yo word! WTF?!? LOL . I was trying to figure out what exactly the joke was there lol
1:25 - Marcus Just Insulting RAAM with no hesitation is definitely one of the funniest things ever.
escaping from my problems in 2022 brought me back to this game that took up like my whole afternoons in 2017 damn /:
i didnt even know the lore back then but after watching some vids on it that sniper comment got me sobbing thanks /hj
2020, 2021, 2022 and bullshit year for all of us. I was excited to graduate of community College. Unfortunately covid hit on home
I live in Texas my College decided to put everyone into virtual. Every teacher don't know how to use zoom. I drop 3 classes because they didn't inform me of the classes were returning in session on virtual. Fuck 2020 and fuck trump.
I hated dom when he made that comment to carmine I love dom but let's be real carmine is younger than him
XRAy DJ for real
@@sossboy3975 yeah
That's why I believe gears 2 is the best because it not just shows the best of the heroes but their worst and most mean sides
Rip Anthony and Ben
@@Trademarked26 don’t forget Gary and Lizzie
Man I forgot about shields and flame throwers. Miss those in gears 4 and 5
Flamethrower is out in gears five now
"I wouldnt see snipers would i" That was below the belt Dom
I can not fathom in the fact that both Marcus and Jake the dog are voiced by the same person
BIG. WHITE. FLUFFY. DOG.
Even bender I think from Futurama
2:23 and that's when I stopped even trying to take the story seriously. My friend (who played Dom) would just randomly roll around while yelling "Maria!" for the rest of the game
? Wait what
If you knew gears lore you’d understand why he loves her so much
When baird is complaining Marcus always has something fresh to say next time you're swimming 💀💀💀 always gets me 😂😂😂
They’re sinking cities with a giant tomato!
NAHH HELP...
"oh thats just wrong. Im coughing up blood that aint mine." Always laughed at that shit harder than i should have.
Vampires in 2008 be like. 😂😂😂
When cole was roasting the entire locust strong hold oh mama don’t let the bad men get us 😂
Also what do you call that thing a monkey dog
And when Ben was saying HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOOOLY SHIT!!!!
The monkey dog thing is a wretch
"Hes some locust big shot or something"
"like Rommel?"
Automatic subtitles at its finest
You missed the best line
"What do I look like, a fucking botanist?!"
WHO WANTS TOAST?!
*I LIKE'M CRISPY!*
Love the iron part🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Next lake "yo" swimming
THE COLE TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN BABY WHOOO!!!!
"THEYRE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM" is in my top 5 gears quotes
Gears of war 2: Jack!
Gears 5: changed name to Dave. Got destroyed and got a new "Jack"
It's name wasn't changed, Dave was a different bot.
*sad human* poor Jack thooooo..... Love that lil guy 😭
That last one had me rolling🤣
Baird and Sam's insecure affection for each other is still hilarious
I can't think of a reason game that had so much humor and cool stuff like the era this game came
Gone from this to having migraines for 4 acts
Niles in gears 5:as someone was told me Nighty night and blowing up the door and everything but i gotta be honest that facilty doesnt look the same as the other game
Yes it does
The facility in Gears 5 is the lab in Mount Kadar whereas this is the New Hope facility I'm pretty sure. The Mount Kadar facility was set up by a fringe faction of the COG party to continue Niles' research after New Hope was shut down by Chairman Monroe
For me gears of war 2 is the best one I’ve been playing it since it came out back in 2008 great childhood memories
Still amazing! I miss my Xbox 360 so much
5:25 Baird, at least it’s blood that ain’t yours.
I didn't know about the toaster 😂😂 thats amazing!!
WAIT WHAT HE MENTIONED RAAM but press F to pay respects for RAAM!
What the hell Dom, poor Anthony.
Just Declassified Swarm Survival Guide
Hoffman really was working with limited intel and just trying to survive
Last one my funniest moment is 16:23 through 17:43
The drones look Hella confused
@@flyspray2829 Locust be like “Who the fuck is this ground walker on the loudspeakers?” 😂
No wonder Baird was happy to hear Cole's inspirational speech.
Gears of War 2 deserves an ultimate edition like 1.
17:50 LMAO COLE
That's where 'Who wants toast' came from 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gears of war 2 is awesome and the best
Probs was the best
Dom burnt both me and Marcus heck, they say I would be bad with the scorcher..
1:07 welp that backfired now didn’t it Dom?
PLEASE WHY AM I SEEING COMMENTS LIKE THIS EVERYWHERE....
Bruh you just forget dizzy completely
If gears was on earth dom from the Bronx 😂😭😭
Facts lmao
I just kind of realized dom was in heaven with his wife for a moment then marcus woke him up
I-- Didn't even think of that. Time to be sad now :')
P.S: I kinda wish that he wasn't woken up now :( he got some time with her being healthy and alive but barely any. Then he has to euthanize her :(
Thank you for uploading this
Yoooo the toast shit got me weak 😂🤣
0:17 😬 awkward
A GIANT KRAKEN GIRL NAMED RUBY GILLMAN!
I was 14 when gears 2 came out now im fuckin 30 and i barely saw the damn toaster easter egg. I laughed my damn ass off i haven't laughed like that in awhile.
I always thought it was cool that you ride a reaver and a brumak in this game.
Nothing will ever top The Gears of War storyline
I laughed at Dom's answer on Benjamin about his brother.
But also as a Carmine lover i got angry to😒😒
Damn feel sorry for all those people who was trapped underground and drowned with the locust
Given what the immulsion does to humans, I’m honestly surprised a gas mask isn’t standard kit
1:10 dom didn't have to do him like that
17:02
Oh yeah... I got some identification for ya.
“It’s giant WORRMMM!!”
13:26 😂
14:31 😂😂
Na that sniper comment kilt me idk why I don’t remember dat 😂😂
Gears2. Carmine:holy shit holy shit holy shit markets a giant warm
Best gears game ever
No, he didn't make RAAM look like a pushover. RAAM is the most Badass out of all badasses among Locust
RAAM gets destroyed by torque bows, but he's nightmarish otherwise.
Skorge can't be cheesed, but it makes him less iconic.
@@KopperNeoman RAAM gets destroyed by anything, but it's a fight. Skorge gets QTE'ed.
15:32 what was up with the iron super imposed on the video??
It’s to symbolize the irony of Marcus not wanting to help Dom save Maria when Dom help Marcus save his father
@@HiTechLoLife15 ahhhhhhhhhhh. I was not picking that up, lol. As many times as I've played this game, I should be better at such cues...
@@Loki.B.Mohammad honestly I had to go look for other comments that addressed it cuz I didn’t get it at first.
Identification huh sure you want to go down that route ? Lol
Proper Identification I required for entry.
A fun fact about niles. When Marcus and dom shut him down here in gears 2 Marcus says "Nighty, Night Niles." Then 27 years later in gears 5 when Kait and Del reactivate Niles. Niles will say "As someone once said to me. Nighty Night."
Shots fired
1:36 RIP HARPER
I gave the video a like just for the giant tomato.
holy shit... Holy Shit... HOLY SHIT!!!
*Spoiler alert*
_Marcus loves his tomatoes_
simon dubya well there’s no Home Depot out there
Real!
They should make a remake of Gears 3 man 😢😢💯💯 it'll make look super good man
The coalition said they arent remastering any of the old games, bastards
What was with the iron ?
Alex Escobar it’s because Marcus is is literally describing his gears of war 4 self and 5 too
YGsean I’m still confused tho
The iron was there to represent the irony of Marcus' perspective on Dom trying to save Maria just like Marcus tried to save his father.
Before Gears of War 1, and the reason Marcus was sent to prison, was because Marcus abandoned his post and disobeyed orders to save his father at East Barricade (don't quote me on the places), which is where a battle was taking place. The COG were going to use the Hammer of Dawn to destroy a bridge to halt Locust movement (again, don't quote me on that), but when Marcus left his position to save his father, he took the Hammer of Dawn sensor with him and the COG lost the battle. With Marcus disobeying orders, abandoning his post, and allowing the Locust to further invade COD territory, he was court martialed.
It is ironic for Marcus to tell Dom to, basically, give up on Maria even though Marcus went through so much shit to save his father.
BillyJohnson367 o ok. I know what Marcus did I just couldn’t connect the dots with the iron meaning irony
Bruh moment
You know not that I'm not complaining, but how does the Lancer work? I mean a chainsaw bayonet is awesome and all, but chainsaws in general have to run on fuel, not to mention the actual chain itself has to be oiled and cleaned regularly. Does the Lancer even run on fuel or is it like electric or something.
You got that off a vid I legit saw the vid like 2 vids before this one dude and wat ur saying is wat they were saying word by word
@@matthewmartinez9915 What was the video called?
@@turboking9238 a furry wouldn't understand
Its powered by imuslion i guess which is nuclear and why it has lights on it
I thought it was manual, because you had to pull your hand back with it