Trump Sends Thugs To Arrest Portland Protesters, Threatens Chicago And New York May Be Next

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  • President Trump is doubling down on his strategy of using unidentified government operatives to intimidate, assault and violate the civil rights of peaceful protesters, warning from the Oval Office on Monday that Chicago and New York may be targeted next. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    "Just following orders" didn't work out so well for the Nazis either.

    • @harrypadarri6349
      @harrypadarri6349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Unfortunately it worked out for 12 years. By the way: If you want to study an example of how to gain total control without winning a majority in elections, the nazi‘s method is such an example. 1932 the nazi party got 33% of the vote and Hitler was appointed chancellor by presidential decree. Despite already governing by executive orders and terrorising its opponents the nazi party won about 43% of votes in 1933 and failed to get an absolute majority in parliament. Then the parliament was set on fire. The government claimed that communists were responsible and detained the communist party’s parliamentarians and snatched everybody suspected to be part of the radical left from the streets. Of course you can’t draw a direct parallel but it is something like a dictator’s cookbook.

    • @gnirolnamlerf593
      @gnirolnamlerf593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      008Zulu: But first, for twelve years, it's didn't work out so well for the German people and the Jews in Europe. May the same not be the fate of the American people and some minority group for the next twelve years until the nation is destroyed by the rest of the world in a war, cold, hot or economic.

    • @tbz1551
      @tbz1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea and it took a world war.

    • @kurushi857
      @kurushi857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hoping for that bunker ending though.

    • @davidmarkwort9711
      @davidmarkwort9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hopefully he goes down for life in the looney bin

  • @MaegAnne
    @MaegAnne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Something Stephen’s got over other stay at home hosts, is the one person audience sitting next to him. The fact that he makes his wife laugh and constantly flirts with her is so sweet.

    • @MaegAnne
      @MaegAnne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @debunker300 I hope you can find someone who loves you as much.

    • @kutlumzrak2689
      @kutlumzrak2689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @debunker300 honey go sleep off the meth.

    • @np8139
      @np8139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @debunker300 You heard it here first, folks: having a woman who loves you makes you like Hitler.

    • @NamPham-jk5zc
      @NamPham-jk5zc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She's actually his whole production team here. It's a great family affair

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree, but Jimmy Fallon was winning with that for me - & I'm not usually a fan.
      Also, his house is amazing. He has a slide into his basement.

  • @prometheus3498
    @prometheus3498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Is that Colbert's wife in the background giggling? I'm loving this!!

    • @dennisslater447
      @dennisslater447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is the next door neighbor's 16 year old daughter.

    • @peechykean
      @peechykean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah! When Steven goes back to the studio I’m going to miss that.

    • @leopold3475
      @leopold3475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's not his wife, it's trevor under the camera. sorry folk's and trevor is south african and his work visa is not supposed to be renewed more than once. he was here since 2011 and may be an Illegal alien felon. research ends. www.ice.gov/

  • @kerriheaps5185
    @kerriheaps5185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love hearing his Wife's giggles in the back ground, when the show returns to the norm can we keep this as a thing?

    • @mountaingirl1995
      @mountaingirl1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I vote for that!!!

    • @BarryBrookens
      @BarryBrookens 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      American Love President Trump!!!

    • @Alpha_Wolfy
      @Alpha_Wolfy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BarryBrookens It's 'Americans' Comrade Commissar, although mangling English might help you fit in now that I think of it..

  • @brdobie
    @brdobie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I LOVE Colbert's shows from home if only for his family laughing offscreen. It shows a certain realness that I appreciate.

  • @julieghim7846
    @julieghim7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I’m so glad that at least people like Stephen are covering the horrific things happening to protesters in Oregon. We can’t tolerate behavior like this.

  • @lauriendakotaallmon3326
    @lauriendakotaallmon3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love the chuckles of his wife in the background when he does Trump impressions XD

  • @terenica
    @terenica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Ugh I’m 34 I caught this BS the first 10 days I’ve never felt “sniffles” like this in my life. Sniffles left me bedridden for like 20 days monitoring my oxygen everyday scared that I’d have to go to hospital, and I think mine is one of the best scenarios. I’m on day 24 and I still get fever, try getting fevers for 24 days god knows the toll is taking on my body. Couldn’t even take a deep breath without suffocating in cough 😒

    • @davidbriggs8863
      @davidbriggs8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank god you resisted going to the hospital as that’s a death sentence for so many. The drug industry has been looking for anything that the entire population will take regularly on a permanent basis. They thought they might do it with statins but they’re on track to use this for that purpose now. This will open the door, setting precedent for all kinds of forced drug programs.

    • @tinaharshman8469
      @tinaharshman8469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      God bless you! Hang in there! 24 days of fever and not getting air has totally got to suck. I’ll pray for you! I hope you have a full healthy recovery!!!!!

    • @SuperKing604
      @SuperKing604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Take care fellow colbert fan! I really hope you get well soon

    • @LinnyGFX
      @LinnyGFX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @dirt man i would take you a little more seriously if u didnt TALK IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS

    • @ytxmak
      @ytxmak 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tinaharshman8469 LOL 'praying'... that should help

  • @HeyitsDee
    @HeyitsDee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Paul Revere was a bit of an alarmist". That killed me, Colbert! 😂

  • @dasstigma
    @dasstigma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    "Turns out doing nothing... does nothing."
    Who would have guessed?

    • @AURON2401
      @AURON2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What a twist! M. Night Shammalan should write this down immediatly.

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertnett9793 😄

  • @fancyandfreeoutdoors
    @fancyandfreeoutdoors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I was not ready for "His Ass." I am dying laughing. Hilarious!!! Hilarious!!!!

  • @tcg75
    @tcg75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Paul Revere, little bit of an alarmist..."
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @emofascist
      @emofascist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paul revere got drunk in a nar and didn't complete his ride. Also think about how stupid it would be to scream "the british are coming!!" Riding down streets when half the population didnt want to break from english rule

    • @tcg75
      @tcg75 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emofascist You missed the point of the joke.

  • @TheOneRioji
    @TheOneRioji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    "We have the best mortality rate," didn't know a mortality rate could be the best.

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It must be if it's the "highest" -

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Didn’t you know? Everything to do with trump is “the best” 😒 he’s incapable of saying anything else-literally!!

    • @johneric7018
      @johneric7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's one of Trump's catch phrases he just applies it to everything

    • @johneric7018
      @johneric7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@EH23831 Amen

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What a pathetic excuse for a man.

  • @hilmaallen1302
    @hilmaallen1302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    That got me, “favourite president! your not in my top 45”

    • @chrisrus1965
      @chrisrus1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeahbut James K. Polk was a great president. That crack pissed me off.
      Why not use Andrew Johnson?

    • @Formedras
      @Formedras 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chrisrus1965 Because Trump likes Andrew Johnson. And is like Andrew Johnson (but worse).

    • @johnburt7935
      @johnburt7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Among American Presidents, I rank donald 46th, below Jefferson Davis.

    • @SeaStarsLights
      @SeaStarsLights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Technically there hasn't been 45 presidents, so the joke is top tier 😂👏🏼

    • @walkz007
      @walkz007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Johnson came after Lincon a beloved president ,and was impeached and acquitted by the Senate,sounds like his life story😂😂😂

  • @minalouisyassa
    @minalouisyassa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "I heard we had the best mortality rate" ... who describes the virus mortality rate as the "best", well I guess it is better than calling it the most beautiful mortality rate.

    • @rachellevgagnon
      @rachellevgagnon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he confused "being the best" with being no 1 on the top of the list of mortality rates. SAD! ;-)

  • @willmurrin9344
    @willmurrin9344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    “No, we have the best mortality rate. Our’s is number one. Look at this chart, we’re all the way at the top.”

    • @user-mo5gg9eh7h
      @user-mo5gg9eh7h 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's because he flipped it over .

    • @D-me-dream-smp
      @D-me-dream-smp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I wasn’t sure what he meant by saying we have the best mortality rate?? Like ummmm does he realise death is kinda uhhh bad?

    • @giggleherz
      @giggleherz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Alec scott just a sad guess brother but all those secret party's and the stupid young people trying to catch it like its a game. I had a feeling the virus might love the warm temperatures. Texas and Florida are prime breeding grounds for literally everything. I cant tell if the virus likes the warm or if its a side effect from all the close contact.
      I can tell you that I took the time to read about the 1919 pandemic and in the end they said that the only thing that stopped it was that it had infected the whole planet. They say fifty million died but also say it may have been much higher due to bad record keeping.

    • @jamesturnage6261
      @jamesturnage6261 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@D-me-dream-smp I think he was being funny. I do not think he was serious. A least, I hope not. Sandy Turnage

    • @bcflorida6301
      @bcflorida6301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its like deja-vu from when he was campaigning in 2016 & constantly said how we would be winning so much as a country that we would get tired of winning. Now I realize the winning won't and can't start until he is not reelected. The kool-aid meanwhile is still whipping ass out there but fortunately less than 35% of the country. I'm sick of our country losing and then listen to him tell us how "great we are doing". The Russians are paying bounties for our soldiers' heads - and Trump knows & does nothing but tweet hate messages about people smarter than him (needless to say he stays BUSY)

  • @Pappadumful
    @Pappadumful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Let’s not forget: It was Pence who actually started holding Covid briefings. When Trump saw how well-viewed they were, he quickly took over.

    • @jkjkjiok3152
      @jkjkjiok3152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Great analysis LMFAO Biden 2020 ma boy

    • @mg-Q17
      @mg-Q17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And dr Fauci waved a satanic sign and gave contradictory statements about virus. He and Obama also funded it. Nice job. Blood on your hands. Wait till we get to Cuomo genocide. Prison

    • @denniswilley5010
      @denniswilley5010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pappadumful Haha, you are right, he cannot stand someone else getting a little bit of publicity.

    • @wiredrayne
      @wiredrayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mg-Q17 Tasty koolaid you got there.

  • @ChantalRussell
    @ChantalRussell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Imagine trying to look strong by arresting your own citizens without due process.

    • @mooreandless
      @mooreandless 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Elle, I'm sure his fans will be cheering him on in support. It's disgusting.

    • @dicedrice7216
      @dicedrice7216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Also, remember when Republicans used to whine about states' rights and "big government"?
      But now that they're in the WH they are all for big government and don't give a crap about states' rights.

    • @Guitarzoids
      @Guitarzoids 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “ take their guns, worry about about due process later” said by Trump. Tell that to a Trumpette

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Joseph Lovett then why aren't they charged?

    • @apada5237
      @apada5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And it blows me away that his followers can't see it for what it is. They think it's ok because they like him or they agree on that one subject. They were obviously never taught what America IS. That what's good for the goose is good for the gander. That if Trump does it, a president they DON'T like or agree with will be able to do the same thing. Oh how they will freak out when they get shot and arrested for "protesting" while armed at a state capital. It will be called a terroristic threat not a "peaceful protest" and they'll be shot or beaten and dragged out of there and jailed. This is what they are setting themselves up for by allowing Trump to do that to the actual peaceful protesters now. Our History and American Government teachers have failed them early on and so did their parents.

  • @barbarasmith2693
    @barbarasmith2693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I'll be right eventually."
    The Impeached Bean Salesman is like the broken clock that's right twice a day.
    Except the hands are going backwards a few decades in civil rights and the face of the clock has Cyrillic numerals.

  • @tarjeik7162
    @tarjeik7162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It would really make my day if Trump got these 'sniffles'...just like his soul brotha Bolsenaro...

  • @dvvinever
    @dvvinever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    "I'll be right eventually." That's like him saying, "I'll be a good president eventually."
    He'd be wrong on both counts.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The only time trump will ever be a good president, is when hes either in jail, or dead from his own stupidity

    • @wizardtim8573
      @wizardtim8573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I imagine he will be right eventually.
      The virus will vanish.
      Sometime after January after Biden takes over, masks are mass produced, national decrees are made making social distancing federal law, and ventilators and vaccines are mass produced by order of a suddenly competent leadership.

    • @marcello234
      @marcello234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same way a broken clock is right twice a day.

    • @peterh7086
      @peterh7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

    • @wizardtim8573
      @wizardtim8573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@marcello234 Trump's clock is missing the hour hand.

  • @donb6897
    @donb6897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    that flash grenade thrown at a line of moms should get a lot of airtime in political commercials.

    • @carltaylor4942
      @carltaylor4942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don b - I don't remember even Hitler's brown shirts throwing grenades and tear gas at unarmed mothers. This is way beyond egregious.

    • @iansampson2477
      @iansampson2477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Might be in the next "'lincoln project" adds

  • @ellengreenlaw8839
    @ellengreenlaw8839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    July 22, 2020- I live in Portland, Oregon. The whole city is shut down. Today "Dad's with leaf blowers" showed up and kept the street clear of tear gas. The whole city is pissed off. Governor Kate Brown (bisexual Democrat) told the feds on national TV to get out of Oregon. Our Attorney General Ellen Rosenbalm is taking the federal government to court for their actions. Senator Jeff Merkley is doing everything he can to stop Trump from invading Oregon. Trump messed with the wrong
    town. rest of the country please ask your federal Senators and Reps to support Sen. Merkley and Ron Wyden and pray for us ordinary citizens.

  • @Cipher158
    @Cipher158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This has got to be put to an end. November is the last stand for America.

    • @derekschrader8763
      @derekschrader8763 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRUMP 2020

    • @dennisslater447
      @dennisslater447 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rasor Aomora Maybe, if he can remember which door leads out of his basement.

  • @amac3145
    @amac3145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    my heart skipped a beat when i saw the image of un-identified law enforcement in the USA...You guys need to stand up for your rights or you will loose your liberty

    • @michaelgartly3753
      @michaelgartly3753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Isn't this what that thar 2nd amendment is for?

    • @overlydramaticpanda
      @overlydramaticpanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@michaelgartly3753 This is *exactly* the situation the 2nd Amendment was designed for. The problem is that those most prone to clinging on to it despite all the harm it's done are also those who would likely watch and cheer as these protesters are driven away.

    • @Hotspur37
      @Hotspur37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@michaelgartly3753 those pathetic looser have all suddenly gone into hiding they were fine to scream at little nurses and at the female governor of michigan but now the reall scary guys with guns have shown up. The 2nd amenders have all scattered

    • @NotSampleText
      @NotSampleText 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bro why do you think the feds are there? People are trying to stand up for their rights and getting disappeared into vans for their trouble. The problem isnt an unwillingness to vouch for our rights but a system designed at its core to oppress the people living in it.

    • @Bynggo
      @Bynggo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A Mac. I think that ship has sailed

  • @mclovin9578
    @mclovin9578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    "Just following orders" is the excuse cowards use to commit acts they know are wrong. 🤷‍♂️

    • @cdw2682
      @cdw2682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EXACTLY!

    • @givenscommunications6307
      @givenscommunications6307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “I was just following orders!” When they beat the stew out of, shoot or choke out someone until they die the police say the same thing! Martial Law is coming! This is one President whom there is an overwhelming sentiment that he should be held accountable for his illegal acts in a court of law!

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i disobeyed a order in the service . paid a price in my career and financially . and would do it again ,never regretted it .

    • @jfolz
      @jfolz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Joseph Lovett you have no idea what either "communism" or "antifa" means.

    • @zezmerelda240
      @zezmerelda240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrwascallyt9865 mrwascally----thank you for your service to humanity by having ethics and morals

  • @jeaniescholle3491
    @jeaniescholle3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love Portland. Thank you to the Portland moms for standing up for the right to keep it weird.

  • @jnorway7295
    @jnorway7295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You're not in my top 45!" Good one, Stephen! Love your show!

  • @MedievalFolkDance
    @MedievalFolkDance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Wow. They completely skipped the whole Purge aspect and went straight to the militarised shock troopers. This administration loves to cut corners!

  • @misamisa7383
    @misamisa7383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    When I was younger I always wanted to go to America and live the "American dream". Now I can't be thankful enough that I live in Europe
    Thanks for the likes, and for all the comment ☺️

    • @nibwa4798
      @nibwa4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it." George Carlin
      Don't get me wrong, I love you american people. We too, in France, are slowly sliding into a dictatorship.

    • @misamisa7383
      @misamisa7383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@nibwa4798 we too in Hungary (our minister will be our minister until he dies I think)

    • @DivineFalcon
      @DivineFalcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@nibwa4798 The "American Nightmare" is more accurate, I think.

    • @misamisa7383
      @misamisa7383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Joseph Lovettlehet eltérő véleményünk de kérlek ne légy ennyire goromba... Én csak nem szeretek itt élni, mivel test közeléből látom hogy a pénzek hova mennek és milyenek az emberek akik országunkat irányítják. Rettenet rasszista és homofób az ország, és számomra aki szerint mindenkit csak tettek alapján kéne elítélni élhetetlen, és nem szeretném hogy a gyermekeim itt éljenek majd

    • @teresathayn5170
      @teresathayn5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can I come stay with you???

  • @alaia-awakened
    @alaia-awakened 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I see we’re all still cracking jokes in the comments, but let’s be real here - this is terrifying.

    • @annechristian3095
      @annechristian3095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It WILL be Terrifying if the Democrats win the Election. For it will be "Good Bye USA, and Hell-o Socialism, No More Freedoms as we have always known since birth. Socialism is Venezuela, Cuba and any other Failed Country who became Socialism Run, or as the Democrats have said: Socialism-Democracy. There have not been a Socialist Country that did not Fail nor a Democracy that has not turned into a Tyranny or Dictatorship (like Russia) calling itself a Democracy because they "elect" a President, but in reality it's a Dictatorship. All so-called Democracies have fallen to this. All Proven throughout History. THAT is WHY America is a REPUBLIC..run "By the People For the People" ..as we say..."And to the Republic of the United States". The Democrats want to take our Freedoms away as our nation is NOW run (or supposed to be) "By The People". Democrats hate that fact.

    • @1Corinthians2.2
      @1Corinthians2.2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      98% of the people who get the Covid recover. Whose talking about that??????????

  • @deuxexmachina8736
    @deuxexmachina8736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    150,000 dead Americans, yawn sniffles. Hey look... riots in Portland!

    • @monikas4656
      @monikas4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Last year was more dead.

    • @godlessblessings7020
      @godlessblessings7020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      best name ever! !! = *
      Deux Exmachina*.

    • @TexTRUTH
      @TexTRUTH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      150,000 dead Americans, yawn sniffles. Hey Look.. george floyd! Democrats did nothing to stop the flights from CORONA VIRUS ground zero country.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    "I heard we had the _best_ mortality rate."
    Well, it's true. People _do_ tend to die quite well in the US.

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I am laughing, but crying inside.

    • @celticphoenix2579
      @celticphoenix2579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      America is number one at dying for sure.

    • @steelforge6637
      @steelforge6637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Templar huh

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Tattletale RED If it was a population control measure then it is the most shit one ever conceived.
      Considering it hasn't even killed 0.05% of the population of the US yet, let alone the rest of the world.
      You are right about the Russian numbers being screwy though.
      They are pretending as if they are hardly getting any deaths compared to everyone else for a given number of infections.
      This is probably because they are supplying false data in the hopes that idiots around the world will take COVID less seriously and lead to more deaths and economy damage.

    • @firstlast-vv7vw
      @firstlast-vv7vw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Karen Schumer Biden would be only a figure head. The powers working behind Biden desperately want him in so they can stop the investigations going on.
      Biden could become president, serve for a short time, then resign (health), and the vice president would be president. The Speaker of the House would automatically move up to vice president. The Dems really, really want this.

  • @chitrahkarthigeyan415
    @chitrahkarthigeyan415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Stephen is always so proud of his joke when his wife laughs . Just the cutest couple. ❤️

    • @ThomasJHorrego
      @ThomasJHorrego 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      so cute.

    • @lisinbondi1240
      @lisinbondi1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love her soo much

    • @ann275
      @ann275 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      was the guy at the end his wife?

  • @cynthiahawkins2389
    @cynthiahawkins2389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I have the worst feeling about this 'unidentified uniformed soldiers' thing going on.

    • @TheJECNova
      @TheJECNova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All Americans should. The word, "Gestapo" mean anything?

    • @MariaFernandez-vv2qx
      @MariaFernandez-vv2qx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, it really is a very ugly situation and should NEVER have happened!! Leave it to that IDIOT in the WH!!!😠😳🤯🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @OneofInfinity.
      @OneofInfinity. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Strump-abteilung"

    • @TheJECNova
      @TheJECNova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bmolitor615 that would also, be the "literal" figurative action of gasoline on a open fire... While I agree, these faceless "Law" people should be punished and strongly, an action that would incite a lawless action and possibly trigger events into making that zone a literal Marshal Law warzone... No. The better question, is... WHERE THE FUCK are the actual local law enforcement AND why aren't they stopping that secret police bullshit!?

    • @TheJECNova
      @TheJECNova 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OneofInfinity. what's that mean?

  • @tebbenjo
    @tebbenjo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    US: secretly collecting citizens and taking them to undisclosed locations, or camps, where they can... umm... 'concentrate' on how much they've upset their government.
    I think I've seen this movie before, and I recall a really crappy ending

    • @leopold3475
      @leopold3475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      your an idiot and a trouble maker > America desn't have any secret police. Federal agent's have been around since 1789 and unmarked cars since 1927. there are 25,300 federal agents in America. I knew this my whole life since the 60's, why don't you. U.S. Marshalls have been in Every Western ever made. It was a movie with Tommy Lee Jones, Another movie with Harrison Ford.

    • @BarryBrookens
      @BarryBrookens 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must be getting your information from the Communist Party of China-backed mainstream Fake News.
      The US arrested rioters and looters who were attacking a Federal Courthouse to destroy it and took them to jail to await trial as our Constitution requires.

    • @wisewolftony
      @wisewolftony 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BarryBrookens Yea guess that's why I'm seeing social media videos of people who are 100% peacefully protesting who are being picked up off the street for doing something that is within their right as an American to do. Or seeing videos of say the group of moms who were doing nothing but standing in a line yet had flash bangs and tear gas thrown at them for doing nothing. But I guess that's all fake news.

  • @ChelseaColeslaw
    @ChelseaColeslaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    "Excuse me, can you fetch me my lies?"
    *Angrily grabs lies*
    *looks at paper*
    "I can't read so I made something up, which I was going to do anyway"

    • @barryirlandi4217
      @barryirlandi4217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL

    • @sheiladavidson7475
      @sheiladavidson7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes he snatched it out of ladys had Shes going to get tired of Trump making her look like a fool everyday

    • @sharminrahman9949
      @sharminrahman9949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did you see how Trump snatched the paper and initially started to read it upside down. idiot smh

    • @aussiepyro
      @aussiepyro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @HarryGoldfarbs GangrenousArm Good for you champ

    • @TheDoomWizard
      @TheDoomWizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

  • @overthemoronsgetalife.8659
    @overthemoronsgetalife.8659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    It’s hilarious listen to Stephens wife laughing in the background, serious couple goals 😂😂😂

    • @evlstoryteller3567
      @evlstoryteller3567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love it too and will miss it when they go back to the studio!

    • @ThenameisNiels
      @ThenameisNiels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I, also have much goals, pointing at that

    • @kimtree322
      @kimtree322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the way he looks at her after he makes her laugh ♥️
      Yeah, it’s so nice seeing love like this.

    • @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251
      @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really nice right. 😂

  • @honeyccampbell8687
    @honeyccampbell8687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love ❤️ your show ! I needed the laughs 🤭 in regards to Trump. Your impersonations are awesome 😎

  • @lauriegough5865
    @lauriegough5865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Stephan has never looked more handsome. Keep your hair like that, Stephan! You look fantastic!

  • @Werewolf_Korra
    @Werewolf_Korra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "That's too bad. I was hoping he would just disappear with the warmer weather."
    That one actually got me to chuckle out loud.

  • @HannahsYT
    @HannahsYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I want Stephen’s wife to always be off camera. Her giggles make him smile in such a genuine fashion and I love it 🥰

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a male human I have to object, she's pretty good looking for her age in my humble opinion.

    • @iolacj123
      @iolacj123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totally agree! It’s so sweet 😍 My parents’ divorce made me a marriage cynic, but their clear love and affection for each other is one of the few examples that makes me think twice ☺️❤️

    • @peggystoutemorin4529
      @peggystoutemorin4529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@iolacj123 His love for that woman is so obvious. It's quite refreshing.

    • @helenajamesmiller1259
      @helenajamesmiller1259 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hannah Vincent Why?

  • @fastertrackcreative
    @fastertrackcreative 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "By the way, call your mother" I can't 😢 (RIP).

  • @ravingmad765
    @ravingmad765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "the numbers were: many people". Goo goo GA ha goo goo GA.

  • @ArtemisKitty
    @ArtemisKitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    It’s not even “Name these 3 animals” - it’s simpler than that. The question is: “Which of these is an elephant?”

    • @teresas8929
      @teresas8929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes if he found the last five questions “very hard” Trump is definitely has dementia.

    • @peterpain6625
      @peterpain6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet djt was so proud of himself after getting it right on the third try ;)

  • @andrewkelly6828
    @andrewkelly6828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    "They don't have names on their uniforms to protect their families..." Fine. But why can't their uniforms and vehicles clearly display what agency they're with so people at least know they're not being kidnapped by civilians?

    • @Vanity0666
      @Vanity0666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Because they want to scare people into inaction

    • @sgoogle7113
      @sgoogle7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Becuase Law Enforcment often uses unmarked cars - even at the local level, but that is assuming your Mayor enforces laws. Does not seem to care about Fed property. Stop the rioting, no feds.

    • @shellieeyre8758
      @shellieeyre8758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@sgoogle7113 were those mothers rioting? It seems that any form of protest is now classified as rioting to justify the unjustifiable.

    • @zb-music4278
      @zb-music4278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They can have numbers on the uniforn like in other countries.

    • @pianopeach
      @pianopeach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They need ID. There's no discussion. What's stopping civilians from just kidnapping people?

  • @michellem9444
    @michellem9444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "I will be right eventually." - Trump
    Yes, even a broken clock is right twice a day.... And it STILL outperforms you!

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol

    • @kkkkoouciLolol
      @kkkkoouciLolol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sure Biden can do better, doesnt even tick

    • @mangalores-x_x
      @mangalores-x_x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nahuel Cabrera Biden can string together a coherent sentence, Trump cannot. Have you ever really listened to Trump, he has simplistic grammar, constant word repetition and rope himself from one tangent to the next without meaning.

    • @kkkkoouciLolol
      @kkkkoouciLolol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mangalores-x_x Are you sure?? dammmn
      th-cam.com/video/nzBdBj5QWyY/w-d-xo.html
      Yes I listen to trump and biden
      Those two are money see monkey do, but at least trump can do sign language.
      Give me an example of trump i give you of biden.

    • @mynamemylastname1835
      @mynamemylastname1835 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not a digital clock.

  • @liondoor4554
    @liondoor4554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This's PURE F'ing GOLD! @Stephen Colbert, 👁 thank u, my LoL thanks u, the Universe thanks u‼️

  • @trishs706
    @trishs706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I always questioned how Grandma passed dementia test at 101 years old. Now I know. True story.
    Fact that doctors said they were amazed president passed, is terrifying.

    • @michelekett8450
      @michelekett8450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They were amazed by how stupid and ignorant he is.

    • @firebearva
      @firebearva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He probably paid someone to take it for him, just like his SAT.

    • @trishs706
      @trishs706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Sifter of Gold You can't wait for "watching Trump walk over...Biden" -
      LOL, Pres Trump can't even walk a ramp or drink water! And he just said of Epsteins evil sidekick, "I wish her well".
      Yep - ONLY Prest Trump makes Biden the best choice. SAD.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Blue Wave So bragging about passing a cognitive test is a well informed and intelligent action?
      Must be lonely, under the bridge...

  • @almontemore3147
    @almontemore3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "We have the best mortality rate." His words not mine.

    • @OGPatriot03
      @OGPatriot03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you're illiterate.

    • @bunzeebear2973
      @bunzeebear2973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True; it is the BEST(when best and worst is the only 2 concepts he understands)
      The BEST at getting sick & DYING. Trump can't spin this truth to his advantage.
      His response has been the BEST at being the "most" Ineffectual of helping anybody. The Mortuaries have more work than they can handle. We are digging the most best 6 foot holes for the dead than anybody. There is a line up just to get in. Tickets are being sold on line for your home in the soil. Hurry and take some Goya beans with you.

    • @HighMaintenanceMinimalist
      @HighMaintenanceMinimalist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robosoap2857 How ironic.

    • @almontemore3147
      @almontemore3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robosoap2857 I know what he meant by it. He just doesn't have the best words.

    • @almontemore3147
      @almontemore3147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OGPatriot03 Yea and 49 thumbs up understood what I meant.

  • @Art4ArtsSakeVideo
    @Art4ArtsSakeVideo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "If Mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. Now put those guns back in the toy box, take your hands off your brother, and mind our civil rights. Or Mamma gonna see you in court in the morning."

  • @JulieWineReason
    @JulieWineReason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love it when we can hear your wife laugh in the background! Thank you both!

  • @Droemar
    @Droemar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    "When fascism comes to America, it'll be wrapped in an American flag holding a Bible."
    It's here.

    • @catherinetheegreat8742
      @catherinetheegreat8742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Its been here for 4 years

    • @tabaxikhajit4541
      @tabaxikhajit4541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      People who actually read the Bible will find it encourages a lack of violence and compassion for all, but you are right. There are SO many people who use it like Trump did in his June 1st photo-op, to back a self-serving cause and pat themselves on the back.

    • @shawnmarrier6340
      @shawnmarrier6340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Peaceful American uhmmm, read the old testament again. The supposed author of said Bible was genocidal angry God. Plenty of cringing violence.

    • @nancystowell4877
      @nancystowell4877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      True, except in Trumps case, he is wrapped around the flag, he hugs the flag every chance he gets; he is a sick and disgusting man1

    • @gauloiseguy
      @gauloiseguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @
      They use the fascist playbook one on one.
      Read and weep about the signs of a fascist leadership.

  • @Realroyrogers
    @Realroyrogers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”

    • @thexalon
      @thexalon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also, in this case, never underestimate the power of a stupid person put in a position of authority over large numbers of other people.

    • @arneldeleon3060
      @arneldeleon3060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AMEEEERRRRIIIICCCCAAAAA!!!!!!

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or those hiding in their basements trying to do a late show. Colbert is a coward and a hypocrite. If someone came to his property to destroy it would he say, "Good job people, Carry on with the destruction of my possessions and property."

    • @jonlambert76
      @jonlambert76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sharongamble9854 Always an idiot in every comment section.

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonlambert76 Ok So a person challenging a "written" reply is an idiot if that person disagrees. Sorry you feel that way. I'm expecting Colbert followers to attack me if I make a statement that disagrees or is critical. Colbert followers believe they have the right to hurt someone if that person disagrees with them.

  • @johnpatton7533
    @johnpatton7533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    President- "I'll be right eventually."
    Me- "This is a weird year......s?"

    • @tinah951
      @tinah951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Patton it’s so weird to say that. I’ll be right eventually...I’d be fired if I said that in my job.

  • @faithrada
    @faithrada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We had a great slot"..... HOLY 💩... he really thinks this is some game show. The guy is certifiable.

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its called a sociopath. No ability to empathize because he can't see past his ego.

    • @faithrada
      @faithrada 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jcepri Yup. Pinocchio was more human than this dangerous misfit.

  • @sandi8362
    @sandi8362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    My dad had the "sniffles" a month ago and now he's gone. It wasn't pretty. Wear a mask!

    • @CKLee-rs4kl
      @CKLee-rs4kl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You have my sincere condolences.

    • @saraheschweiler4939
      @saraheschweiler4939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Sandals107 Lynn, I am very sorry to hear of your father's passing. I send you heartfelt condolences. May you & all of your beloveds find comfort in sweet memories of him, & may the love you & he shared bless & warm your heart, mind, & spirit, always.
      🙏🌿⚘🌿💙🌿⚘🌿🙏

    • @raymondrussell4869
      @raymondrussell4869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Be strong , think of the good times ,and the love that you shared ......

    • @davidholman48
      @davidholman48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🌹

    • @spiritosa0123
      @spiritosa0123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am so sorry 😐

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    As a Florida resident, I can honestly say Stephen was spot on with those percentages.

    • @BarryBrookens
      @BarryBrookens 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephen makes millions of off spewing his Communist Party of China's lies. Do you really think he gives a crap about you and me?

    • @Toxicplyer
      @Toxicplyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can say Steve was completely off

  • @genejoost6718
    @genejoost6718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I think. Chris. Wallace is a top notch reporter like his father. Mike. Wallace was his father sure must of been proud

    • @moonlily1
      @moonlily1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then why is he working for Fox?

  • @leaf16nut
    @leaf16nut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “How bout Chicago, I read.. the numbers, were... many people killed over the weekend..”
    He couldn’t remember the numbers lmao

    • @McJerkins
      @McJerkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biden can't remember his wife's name.

    • @sixszn
      @sixszn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@McJerkins he can, actually. you are extremely jealous, attempting to trash Biden's reputation, but guess what? You are not succeeding. Educate yourself and vote for the better guy in November, Biden.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sixszn Are you kidding? He recently forgot the words to the Declaration of Independence and made a fool of himself.

    • @fgp0032
      @fgp0032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnbrowne3950 Do you know the words?

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fgp0032 I'm not an 8-year vice president.

  • @streetrulz2863
    @streetrulz2863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I’m glad to see the mothers had the temerity to stand up to these storm troopers
    Every American in the United States should be out raged at this!

    • @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251
      @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      God Bless them.

    • @heidimelcarek3677
      @heidimelcarek3677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You'd think so...but capitalism has alienated a lot of people from their homes, families...especially working class...everybody is desperate...n alone...fighting to be heard...being ignored by their parents, n siblings if they have any. Oh wait - that's just me, haha. Seriously tho - I agree. The moms doing that was cool. I'm a momma. I would have loved to participate in something like that.

    • @moonandmountain
      @moonandmountain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Every American is outraged at how violent these "peaceful protests" are going.

    • @tracywilliams4907
      @tracywilliams4907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      O' l am. I live in Oregon and Trump is nothing but a piece of crap.

    • @Sweetteawillie
      @Sweetteawillie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Marisa M
      The foot soldiers paid to commit and stir up violence are being tracked to their handlers and arrested.
      The DOJ knows we demand civility as well as equality... unlike the HillBilly who croaked that there should be no civility until the Democrats are in control... spoken like a true dictator wannabe.
      Durham is close to giving the findings of criminal activities related to the process of the Russia collusion charges... declassified documents show the FBI concluded no campaign members had colluded with Russians in the 2016 election >before< Mueller's special council was initiated.
      I expect more declass dumps and arrests to happen before the election... truth bombs being dropped on all the misled people but some, it will elude.

  • @vospecv8928
    @vospecv8928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "I'll be right eventually."
    A broken clock is right eventually but the clock is still broken.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      to his fans it matter that he's definitely right twice a day. They can count on him! ;)

    • @lisalisa1435
      @lisalisa1435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clock is right not once but twice daily. So there's that🤪

    • @good4gaby
      @good4gaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      exactly...

    • @Fanchiotti
      @Fanchiotti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You nailed the metaphor.

    • @DesmondSky
      @DesmondSky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, Trump hasn't been right since he was born. That's a clock without any hands

  • @mcmurtryfan
    @mcmurtryfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "We have the best mortality rate!" Yep. It's the best.

  • @jaywright9635
    @jaywright9635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Unmarked vans..You dont have to read me miranda rights! LMAO sounded good.

  • @SRas1727
    @SRas1727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    picking up protesters off the street is what happened in SA during apartheid!

  • @jackpinesavage1628
    @jackpinesavage1628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Shades of Argentina in the 80's, when student protesters were arrested, dropped out of helicopters over the ocean, never to be seen again. You think Trump would not do that? To quote him, "wait and see".

    • @michelleb7399
      @michelleb7399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Jack pine Savage I graduated high school in Portland in 1989. Visions of Tiananmen Square have been on my mind quite a bit this week.

    • @charcape88
      @charcape88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes. This feels like a South American dictatorship, where people will start disappearing because they exercise the right to protest, like the many we had in Peru, Chile and Argentina. It is sad to see The USA crumble like this.

    • @miguel7233
      @miguel7233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There is another event in history, happened in Mexico, Tlatelolco massacre. The Mexican president chose to eliminate students because he didn't want any protests/movements before the Olympic$$$

    • @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251
      @thereisbeautyinthisworld7251 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. I'm looking forward to it...
      I'm being sarcastic.
      Kind of? 🤪😭

  • @newtalking3
    @newtalking3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It’s federal property the fed is supposed to defend NOT the state

    • @Bagnon609
      @Bagnon609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Defend it from who? Protestors protesting peacefully? Ya, those moms are a real threat. Smh.

    • @six7
      @six7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Protect property, attack people. #priorities

    • @graygryphon2008
      @graygryphon2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bagnon609 You are not that stupid. There is nothing peaceful about the protests in Oregon. You are an idiot sandwich.

    • @graygryphon2008
      @graygryphon2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@six7 Really cause the people are attacking them. Maybe their militia should step in???

    • @subscriberswithnovideo-vk7gr
      @subscriberswithnovideo-vk7gr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alec scott there literally are people doing what he said.

  • @ray7845
    @ray7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "He got that stat..." "Thank you Kaley." OMG Colbert nailed it again!!!

  • @angelicaheredia248
    @angelicaheredia248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Loved "Not my top 45"

    • @jenniferhart559
      @jenniferhart559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read someone else saying they don't even consider him to be 45, but rather the 2nd president of the Confederacy.

  • @winterrose1375
    @winterrose1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I think Stephens wifes laughter is the balm that soothes my soul.

    • @VivekAnandJ
      @VivekAnandJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It does feel very reassuring doesn't it? I can't find out why. But it makes me happy to hear her laugh!

    • @winterrose1375
      @winterrose1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vivek Anand J same

  • @DayDreamerbyDhang
    @DayDreamerbyDhang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's so cute to hear your wife laughing at the background 🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭

  • @freakinfrugal5268
    @freakinfrugal5268 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some priceless moments here.

  • @heathersumner4766
    @heathersumner4766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Stephen’s wife finding him genuinely hilarious warms my mostly dead heart

    • @Erizou90
      @Erizou90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the way her laugh makes him go weak and how he looks at her... 🥺😍

    • @bailin24
      @bailin24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She and you are probably the only ones that do! I do not think he is funny nor do I believe he has the best interest of informing the public. Fake late show entertainment.

    • @spacefarer400
      @spacefarer400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Aces No, like a normal human being and a normal man with feelings, you sad, pathetic woman-hating incel.

    • @Erizou90
      @Erizou90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Aces Like someone whose strength is allowing him to be vulnerable enough to feel emotions and express them, without having to succumb to toxic masculinity.

    • @fastertrackcreative
      @fastertrackcreative 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When was that? Time code?

  • @MatthiasKlees
    @MatthiasKlees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    as German i see frightening paralles to our "SS/SA" troops during the third Reich ....

    • @yoboho2568
      @yoboho2568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I remember Tiannamen Square. Or think about the current intimidation that’s occurring in Hong Kong. It's coming.

    • @jaska05
      @jaska05 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But you're not that sharp, are you?

    • @sweetsugarjones
      @sweetsugarjones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My first thoughts too, Matthias.

    • @graeme9925
      @graeme9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Matthias Klees
      Yes you are right on the mark. The third Reich never lost the war they just moved to the USA.. do some study you will find the truth... Never stop telling your truth.....

    • @mr.pickle4847
      @mr.pickle4847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andrew Gardner operation paper clip
      The us moved and welcomed Nazi scientists( some being war criminals) to advance research in the space race

  • @fredsei8735
    @fredsei8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    please continue your perform, we need it!

  • @mbrights3158
    @mbrights3158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:10 it's like a plumber saying your toilet will stop overflowing eventually! Lolol 11:00 "trump 2020 get in the van"

  • @bepowerification
    @bepowerification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    it's kind of interesting to watch live what happened in the 1930s in Germany.

    • @wendysgarden4283
      @wendysgarden4283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and to realize your grandchild, who were American resisters, will nevertheless be vilified by the world 50 years from now as if they chose this.

    • @WadeWomersley
      @WadeWomersley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a chillingly accurate description.

    • @oceania2385
      @oceania2385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      From the Pacific Northwest here.Love Colbert and I did not vote for Trump and think he's an A**hat. Warning to the rest of the country, what you are seeing in Seattle and Portland is a complete disaster. We have law enforcement but they CAN"T DO ANYTHING arrests can be made, they simply are released within hours. We had bail reform long before New York City. No one is charged, every rioter is released and they go back to rioting in minutes. The destruction in Portland has been going on overnight for 2 months- nonstop. That person that was "snatched off the street" was released within minutes, they are mirandized. Please understand no one in my family for 2 generations has voted Republican ever... It's just at some point it has to stop- Normal people live here.
      If someone broke out your window every night of your home or place of work for 2 months straight, and the police the mayor and the governor said- "Don't worry about it, That's a peaceful protester" would you be upset?

  • @TheHua89
    @TheHua89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    A little while ago I watch the old BBC documentary called the world at war. The first episode was terrifying in regards to the fact that what was happening in 1930s Germany, is what's happening in America in 2020.

  • @TheSpaceCrafter
    @TheSpaceCrafter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this monologue!!

  • @ryleuty
    @ryleuty 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Jeopardy line LOL

  • @JoseGuzman-xl3rn
    @JoseGuzman-xl3rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    That Jeopardy joke was flawless XD

  • @MB-rn4ul
    @MB-rn4ul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "That's too bad. I was hoping he was just gonna disappear with the warmer weather." ^^

  • @athena1047
    @athena1047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you.

  • @Becki545
    @Becki545 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the real news!

  • @jeffreythurnau6796
    @jeffreythurnau6796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I hand it to Chris Wallace for keeping his cool. Trump kept trying to bully Chris into agreeing with his lies, but he wouldn’t have any of it. Loved seeing Trump get agitated. It’s good for Trump not to be surrounded by toadies and yes men all the time. Unfortunately Trump still lives in a fantasy world.

    • @karatiernan24
      @karatiernan24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah shame on Trump

    • @markusstefankoch1039
      @markusstefankoch1039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would have hoped until the end, some1s could stuff some reason into those turds.
      Now an end of the flagstaff's where government policy is causing own citizens harm, with violation of executive regulation on policing and not helping cure the pandemic in USA😞

    • @karatiernan24
      @karatiernan24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really

    • @karatiernan24
      @karatiernan24 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pau Pau LOL Donald Trump will be like Whaaaaaaaaa why am I so sweaty

    • @matthewmangum6320
      @matthewmangum6320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chris Wallace is the only real journalist on FOX. The rest are just commentators or agitators. Take your pick.

  • @thelemonheads4853
    @thelemonheads4853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    He didn't even pretend to read that paper she handed him. Looked at it for half a second, looked up... " Yep number one"

    • @oneopinion6806
      @oneopinion6806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, I think it looked like an eye chart where at the top in huge block letters it said something like "NUMBER 1 LOWEST MORTALITY RATE" and then below that in smaller text Trump can't read is the tortured logic and statistical cheating necessary to make that claim.

    • @thelemonheads4853
      @thelemonheads4853 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lana Kahl trump probably wrote it himself in sharpie

  • @genxmeh
    @genxmeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Protests had nothing to do with it? Wow. I’m gonna protest so I can be immune.

  • @raygan777able
    @raygan777able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Hang on. This is exactly what the US has been accusing Iran of doing.

    • @raygan777able
      @raygan777able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Barney Boyle If they're not innocent, why are they released?

    • @raygan777able
      @raygan777able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Barney Boyle Then why not use the regular police?

    • @raygan777able
      @raygan777able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Barney Boyle If that is the case, is it even legal to detain "bad" people like this for a couple days without charge in the land of America. Why the unmarked car? Why not make it official? What do you called these federal officers? Certainly not the FBI.

    • @leopold3475
      @leopold3475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raygan777able The unmarked cars are because the terrorist"protestors" are burning the marked ones and targeting cops lives. and targeting the marked vehilcles. It the rioters fault they are unmarked and if they don't stop, Military vehicles are comming out. Trump said he WILL send in the National Guards on National TV. America desn't have any secret police. Federal agent's have been around since 1789 and unmarked cars SINCE 1927. there are 25,300 federal agents in America.. U.S. Marshalls have been in Like Every Western ever made. It was a movie with Tommy Lee Jones, Another movie with Harrison Ford.

    • @raygan777able
      @raygan777able 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leopold3475 I guess believers has their side to believe. Good luck with the Nov elections.

  • @billscott2457
    @billscott2457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "Feds stay clear, Moms are here !" Funny as hell, but note the Power of it.

    • @pabloplato
      @pabloplato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @Ellie Cali Protesting and standing up for civil liberties is not a crime. WAKE UP!

    • @karlashraf2244
      @karlashraf2244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Ellie Cali back to fox for you..

    • @Panda_Roll
      @Panda_Roll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Big strong men attacking defenseless moms. Lovely... Hope their own moms get treated just as well.

    • @jamesmontigny
      @jamesmontigny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Looking forward to seeing a mom recognize her son in uniform and drag his ass to the car by his earlobe while screaming at him.

    • @daniaa1602
      @daniaa1602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Ellie Cali AmeriKKKa is a God-forsaken country my friend. That's why its on fire right now.

  • @ulrichg.3424
    @ulrichg.3424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    We had a secret police like that in Germany also!
    It was until 1945, and called "Gestapo"!

    • @drzee100
      @drzee100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea blm agitators i agree

    • @CZpersi
      @CZpersi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is more like Stasi.

    • @maxsage3362
      @maxsage3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These aren't Secret Police. Numbnuts. Evidently. the Nazi s Brainwashed you into becoming a Democrat. LMAO

    • @firebearva
      @firebearva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And tRump/Barr have resurrected it here in the USA. This veteran sure didn't take the oath to protect and defend the Constitution only to see a sociopath draft dodger crap on it.

    • @ulrichg.3424
      @ulrichg.3424 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxsage3362 The Gestapo also wasn´t a "secret" police. They often wear uniforms too.
      But that doesn't mean, that these guys kidnapping people from the streets of Portland are using any other methods, than the Gestapo, or the NKWD!

  • @VeracityLH
    @VeracityLH 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bravo Stephen, you were on fire!

  • @ralphhooker6019
    @ralphhooker6019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well said about MOMS!

  • @paigeroberts96
    @paigeroberts96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    I live in Portland and have been out protesting for several weeks now. The protests are overwhelmingly peaceful and Portland was in no way "out of control" until federal agents were sent in to kidnap and attack people who are just exercising their first amendment rights to protest blatant injustice. Every day we hear the local news about more and more people being abducted by the federal police and those who are still missing who no one knows where they are, and it is absolutely terrifying.
    People are being terrorized here and in several other cities, and the fact that the president and so many other people can support and justify the kidnapping, gassing, beating, blinding, and murder of innocent humans is sickening.

    • @palndan
      @palndan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paige Roberts th-cam.com/video/yRBYtp4qwc0/w-d-xo.html

    • @brennameris
      @brennameris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      My heart goes out to my fellow Americans in Portland. Stay strong! We will vote this maniac & his enablers out of office in November.

    • @petekatmangold5460
      @petekatmangold5460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Get a constructive job, anarchist.

    • @rayray8687
      @rayray8687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      PeteKat Mangold: I agree!! Little Donnie Donut Mouth should absolutely “get a constructive job”. But I don’t know anyone who would hire him??

    • @oceania2385
      @oceania2385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@petekatmangold5460 From the pacific northwest here. To everyone watching and thinks these protesters just showed up organically that is incorrect. This same group has been ripping up Portland for years. Long before the George Floyd tragedy. The Feds surveil the rioters from about 30 floors up from the federal building across the street. They most likely have some great Hi-def video of what they did before picking them up. From what I can tell the governor, the AG, and most certainly the mayor have to support the destruction of their own city because it might look like they approve of Trump, it's a catch 22. Integrity is out the window in Portland, it's sad because normal people have to live there.

  • @howdy4504
    @howdy4504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    the fact that those protesters got that person's name and yelled "we'll get you out" makes me have some faith in humanity

  • @peter9878
    @peter9878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why don’t u call antifa, and protestors who burned buildings, cop car, looters thugs. Is this how u teach ur kids that it’s okay to ruin someone’s business they don’t know. Other countries are thinking surely local official are stupid in US

  • @sollorenzo1469
    @sollorenzo1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God bless you man !! Yessssss god Bless you if you trying TO HELP and do the RIGHT THING!!

  • @quizzabella
    @quizzabella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I can't imagine anything more scary (aside from being attacked by a chainsaw wielding lunatic) than being chucked into an unmarked van by armed people who won't identify themselves WTF?

    • @Erikpdx
      @Erikpdx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Protestors have been getting it worse for two months from Ted Wheeler's police dept, so this wasn't really a turning point in horrors for them

    • @hollydabral
      @hollydabral 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Break laws, and scary things may happen to you.

    • @Erikpdx
      @Erikpdx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hollydabral unless you're a cop, right?

    • @quizzabella
      @quizzabella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hollydabral what peacefully protesting deserves getting shoved into an unmarked van by people you don't know? The guy who rammed his car into also peaceful protesters killing one, got better treatment than that.

    • @drzee100
      @drzee100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol..... what a dolt you are

  • @jennymacallan9071
    @jennymacallan9071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I love that line of Portland moms.

    • @henrycolestage4249
      @henrycolestage4249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "and by the way, call your mom." Yes, sir, I will.

    • @henrycolestage4249
      @henrycolestage4249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @J Wil Well, your government seems to think I am. I spent 20+ years in naval intelligence analysis. And what kind of person doesn't love his mom? Shame on you.

    • @tirsden
      @tirsden 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@henrycolestage4249 - Unfortunately, I didn't get a mom... I got a textbook case for Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Same with the other half of that equation. They're both abusers and enable each other's bullshit... and from what little I've heard through the grapevine (No Contact is a beautiful thing), they're as far up Trumps ass as his own head is. My personal hell of a life story is no excuse for J Wil, though.

  • @deborahkogan8742
    @deborahkogan8742 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    So good!

  • @firstnamelastname6193
    @firstnamelastname6193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "In the history of television there's never been anything like it" WOW, he really is too far gone. How terribly sad for American's.

    • @bailin24
      @bailin24 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No how terrible for Americans that shows like Stephen Colbert is allowed to say what they like. I hope you eat all your words when Trump is re-elected in November.

    • @bramdejong151
      @bramdejong151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bailin24 Yeah, they should also have vans for comedians...trump democracy

    • @photo0P
      @photo0P 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really sad because the Senate refuses to do anything about it.