Desperate Donald Trump Attacks Dr. Fauci, Dances For Votes On The Campaign Trail

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  • As the election fast approaches, Joe Biden is courting voters on the video game Animal Crossing while President Trump makes his case for a second term by lashing out at the country's most trusted doctor, wondering out loud why he's lost support among women, and subjecting everyone to his frightening dance moves. #Colbert #Monologue #BetterKnowABallot
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  • @SoulSixSeven
    @SoulSixSeven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    "How do you mess up dancing to YMCA, it comes with instructions!" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FinleyFuns
      @FinleyFuns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jesus Christ that’s funny!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo that dance trump does is real?? How?

    • @carolinebarrett4736
      @carolinebarrett4736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Seth Meyers said it’s called “roach in a glue trap” 😃

  • @Katenessed
    @Katenessed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I can't wait til this insanity is over.

    • @markhorn4392
      @markhorn4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’ feel the same way.

    • @wethepeople7516
      @wethepeople7516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +1
      You would probably like my playlist....

    • @AkiroZenshin25
      @AkiroZenshin25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait 3 more months (1/20/21)

    • @yogaflirt7
      @yogaflirt7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      THEN VOTE.
      AND VOTE BLUE FOR ALL CANDIDATES!

    • @elivalentine452
      @elivalentine452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yogaflirt7 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @richardvinsen2385
    @richardvinsen2385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    “Can you imagine if I lose?” I imagine that every day.

    • @rafalkaczynsky4040
      @rafalkaczynsky4040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agree! Joe Biden is a stupid joke of democrates! He can't even explain himself with his own words! Trump is gonna win for sure!!

    • @richardvinsen2385
      @richardvinsen2385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rafalkaczynsky4040 What’s a democrate?

    • @iggyblitz8739
      @iggyblitz8739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then the socialist nightmare will come, no thanks. #WalkAway

    • @lilyaeklishaeva5149
      @lilyaeklishaeva5149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who say in the beginning wear mask omg work for me why not for you lilyana vip

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keep imaging you lazy #LOSER

  • @sheena3339
    @sheena3339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Trump's dancing reminds me of that scene in Seinfeld when drunk Elaine starts dancing - to everyone's horror

  • @mfl5080
    @mfl5080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    From Germany - way too early! Hope you vote the Criminal out of office! All the best!

    • @amuletk
      @amuletk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thank you. I hope we do!

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wollt ihr den totalen Trump?

    • @amuletk
      @amuletk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He must go. I wonder what country will take him?

    • @bettyveronica460
      @bettyveronica460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you! Sadly, we have too much ignorance here but, those of us with logic and at least half a brain, are voting Biden.
      Stay well😷💙🇩🇪

    • @sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160
      @sebastiannemeth-ramirez2160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Is this what Germany looked like right before Hitler rose to power? Are you watching this with the horrified realization of someone has already seen this before and knows how it ends? How close are we?

  • @tbz1551
    @tbz1551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    2:24 and these moves are from the guy who thought wearing a mask in public made him look stupid. 😂🤣

    • @rydastyle9875
      @rydastyle9875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Facts 🤣🤣🤣

    • @meafordmichael
      @meafordmichael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      EVERYTHING he does makes him look stupid!

    • @partsbill2003
      @partsbill2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seriously. Just ponder that and try to sleep at night.

    • @robs6661
      @robs6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biden is more stupid, thats why media never shows him. Media shows max 1% of Trump, the moments media's decision is to show anything possible to make orange man look bad and Biden (they show his best few moments, and material is pretty short)

    • @rydastyle9875
      @rydastyle9875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@robs6661 stop Jack. Your stupid is showing

  • @technewsfortechnoobs
    @technewsfortechnoobs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    "I lost to the worst candidate in the history of politics."
    A factual impossibility because he isn't running against himself.

    • @omfg_its_dave
      @omfg_its_dave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hillary can make this claim.

    • @CandyHatsuneWolff
      @CandyHatsuneWolff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Isn't he? He's shot himself in the foot so much, he's working his way up the leg. I think he really will lose to himself.

    • @adamvisser477
      @adamvisser477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yet somehow he is his own worst enemy in all this

    • @Baekstrom
      @Baekstrom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He is his own worst enemy.

    • @CMD1984
      @CMD1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @kiLLinEmSoFTly
    @kiLLinEmSoFTly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Omfg the dancing results in severe second hand embarrassment.
    Holy cringe.

    • @MJWife07
      @MJWife07 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Forget the polls, VOTE!

    • @drewstaser9726
      @drewstaser9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Idk, the polls are kinda the only good news I am getting. I don't want to forget them...

    • @yogaflirt7
      @yogaflirt7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I AM!
      #VOTEBLUETOSAVEAMERICA

    • @patricialopez-wd1xe
      @patricialopez-wd1xe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@drewstaser9726
      Pls don't take it the wrong way, at the eleventh hour his Supporters may surprise you. Look what happened in 2016.
      Well wisher from Singapore.

    • @ltlwatcher
      @ltlwatcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Biden 2020!

    • @drewstaser9726
      @drewstaser9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@patricialopez-wd1xe Look, I can't really do much. I'm not saying my vote is worthless, it's that... You know.... I'm not old enough to vote.

  • @Spacemonkie42
    @Spacemonkie42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Dancing with the SARS.

  • @maryroseart
    @maryroseart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "I'll help you pack" 😂😂😂😂

    • @silverwolf2676
      @silverwolf2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here's a plane ticket for you.

  • @mdemon9445
    @mdemon9445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "leave Eric and Don out of this."

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    "Suburban women will you please like me?" My laughter was probably heard by my neighbours.

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I just pray they were having a glass of 🍷 and snorting too! Signed “ liberal, communist, socialist, boomer, loser, sucker” woman....who can’t vote because l am one of them socialist Canadians ( snort), but pulling for my women in Amuricah!😷🇨🇦

    • @BigLyfe09
      @BigLyfe09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It may have been shared by them as well 😂.

    • @Ozymandias242
      @Ozymandias242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nope ! 🤮🤢 Not in 2016, and No Way 2020!

    • @katherinegray5086
      @katherinegray5086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As if .. Suburban women rarely know how to Pole Dance ! You are not in their Class , Donald . They like MEN who know the meaning of the words Respect & Love . 💚⛪🇦🇺

    • @ChandlerSomborac
      @ChandlerSomborac 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@missg.5940 You don't accurately rep Canadians.

  • @viktorrodriguez5660
    @viktorrodriguez5660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Living in West Virginia and being constantly bombarded with trump propaganda. You Stephen give me the courage to speak deep in Trump county!!

    • @gracieb.3054
      @gracieb.3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Trust me, you're not the only one who feels as you do!

    • @Ozymandias242
      @Ozymandias242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      💙💙💙💙💙Stay strong and away from those covidiots! We need more like you! 💙💙💙💙💙

    • @poppybell8217
      @poppybell8217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m from WV (not there anymore), and I feel so bad for you! I didn’t know it was that bad there.

    • @tamaramorton8812
      @tamaramorton8812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here in Alabama. Been here for 30+ years. No point in arguing but I'm not hiding. Good people can have different opinions. If I haven't learned anything else, I've learned that.

    • @D-me-dream-smp
      @D-me-dream-smp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Be strong be bold and stand up for your country!!

  • @yayi9464
    @yayi9464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Please guys, just.. vote him out. I'm not even living in the US, but I can't stand it anymore.
    How can a normal thinking person just vote for someone like him? I mean, just watch and listen to him.
    What else must happen????

    • @anjoro1951
      @anjoro1951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How can a normal person vote for Trump? That's a question most sane Americans ask themselves every day!

    • @bw1330
      @bw1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im a sane normal person and voting for him. i think a sane normal person in the US cares about our constitutional rights like free speech. the outright violence in this country against anyone with views that dont align to the radical left is why im voting for him.
      the censorship by big tech of the latest biden fiasco and the fbi coverup is another reason.
      i can keep listing them if youd like.
      it's not a cult and trump is not perfect but do you seriously think a guy that cant form a complete sentence or make it through a short speech without clearly demonstrating the he's in the early stages of alzheimers is fit to even run for president?

    • @christinajackson2662
      @christinajackson2662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bw1330 why do you believe there’s an fbi coverup?

    • @bw1330
      @bw1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@christinajackson2662 - two reasons
      1. its now proven the fbi knew the information to obtain the fisa warrants was completely fabricated and 100% illegal and they used it anyway. agents went ao far as to purchase liabiltiy insurance to ensure they were covered when / if something came out about this.
      2. it's now known that theyve had hunter biden's laptop since late last year and have done nothing with it. clear evidence of how dirty biden's son is and how his actions are at least linked to his father's position at the WH). thankfully the shop ownert created a backup or none of this information would be coming to light.
      3. (i know i said 2 but) As soon as soon as the biden laptop story broke the fbi gets on the news and says Russia and Iran are our biggest threats and are spreading disinformation. they can't / won't say the info on the laptop is fake because its already been proven to be authentic but this is as close as they can get to misdirection.

    • @carlosvsiguejugando3102
      @carlosvsiguejugando3102 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anjoro1951 Everyone believes what they want, you are not right but you aren’t also wrong

  • @chotenque6877
    @chotenque6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I'm gonna lose to the worst candidate in the history of politics!"
    Wait, who revived Reagan?

  • @olabaranska285
    @olabaranska285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Am I glad you're back. My sanity needs a daily dose of A late show.

    • @townie4306
      @townie4306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Grailsarvas you’re helping the “shitty court jester” by watching his content

    • @infowazz
      @infowazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its just dumb entertainment. don't take it as real intel. just a reminder. he is paid for propaganda.

    • @benjaminchisolmjr7863
      @benjaminchisolmjr7863 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't believe people call that dancing i thought the ole shitbag was having a moment i bet he needed a nap a painkillers afterwards.

    • @infowazz
      @infowazz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @E L Farrar great

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    His poll numbers looked bleak last time too... don't get too comfy!

    • @realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972
      @realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Please vote Blue across the board guys. Take nothing for granted

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm plenty comfortable
      I'm an Ozzieand I am unable to work and am guaranteed half my normal wages for the next 4 years. I am enjoying the 5k a month for playing minecraft insulting seppos on yout7be and seeing my doctor once a fortnight for treatment.

    • @mja91352
      @mja91352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why not? He ain't running against Hillary. This time he is running against and experienced politician who isn't hated by half the country.

    • @cinne2135
      @cinne2135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Grailsarvas Please. Your lame ass talking points are moot. You could care less for any minority, and unless you lived through the onset of crack cocaine, its drug trafficking through gangs, the eventual crime bill, and all the rest, stfu.

    • @zom8680
      @zom8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats the scary part, that out there are actually people who support that maniac.

  • @stub2022
    @stub2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Imagine what that goddamned thing on his head looks like in the morning.

    • @msjadeli
      @msjadeli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean on the wig form he lets it sleep on at night? Id rather have it serve as pres than that sack of .....

    • @MJWife07
      @MJWife07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@msjadeli 😂😂😂😂

    • @MOONFIREmagess
      @MOONFIREmagess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣👏👏

  • @dancepiglover
    @dancepiglover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Trump’s “dancing” is the way someone would move if they were making fun of the way someone dances. There is no way to dance worse than that in order to mock someone.

    • @jimmyirwin567
      @jimmyirwin567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Knowing Trump, I'm sure Trump has no idea--and probably never will unless he happens to read your comment here. Seriously. He's the most out-of-touch US president we've ever had in our nation's history. He's lied to the American public the most of any other too.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Winston Churchill Not angry. It's just bafflingly hilarious that someone could dance that poorly.

    • @FO_Biggles
      @FO_Biggles 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you forget Seinfeld's Elaine?

  • @jaye61970
    @jaye61970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    My son danced like that...when he was 9 months old.

    • @ericarn
      @ericarn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’m sure your son looked adorable where Trump looks like a jerk (again). 😂

    • @robs6661
      @robs6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biden danced too Despacito lol

    • @Hili24pur
      @Hili24pur 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @uncle3042
      @uncle3042 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2020, Who will win?❤️
      th-cam.com/video/28wM_Pumwko/w-d-xo.html

    • @robs6661
      @robs6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @James K Donny? I think u have Tds-desease. sry...

  • @hazelgreen8219
    @hazelgreen8219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Sounds like someone’s finally figured out leaving the country beats life behind bars.

    • @JB-zs1oq
      @JB-zs1oq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I believe that representatives from a few countries have already denied him entry. For a start, he is unwilling to follow a few basic Covid-19 safe regulations.

    • @vickiedixon9745
      @vickiedixon9745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol lol lol I thought about that too

    • @melektwelve6451
      @melektwelve6451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Note to Trump: When you're in Moscow, avoid the tea

    • @keithgriffiths9864
      @keithgriffiths9864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hazel green . He might move to Mexico. They had better build that wall quick to keep him out !

  • @remo2315
    @remo2315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He can’t move his feet bcuz he has bone spurs!! Hahahaha 😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😁😁😁

  • @terrietackett8964
    @terrietackett8964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Biden: Future’s so bright, gotta wear shades!! 🕶🕶

  • @Jen.Nicole
    @Jen.Nicole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    We've been rounding this so-called curve for so long we're going in circles... and I'm tired of being nauseous. How do these ignorant, selfish people not understand any of this?! Sheeeeeesh.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh they get it. They just don't care. If you live or die. It's kind of their thing.

    • @breeze7464
      @breeze7464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They dont care. It's all about mah freedoms with these idiots as if most of these bums didnt already spend 80% of their time at home, on the couch.

    • @cheekygirlferret
      @cheekygirlferret 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      kangaroocourtofaustralia.com/2020/10/20/liberal-party-supporters-rupert-murdoch-kerry-stokes-and-peter-costello-control-australian-media-and-thats-why-we-need-a-royal-commission/

    • @seanfitzpatrick4730
      @seanfitzpatrick4730 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      well these updates is not a solution's covid-19 always has been hyped up since it started by 80% so you have no idea what the update but I can give you the truth and that will be the update people better start worrying about the agenda that's behind covid-19 because covid-19 is just as distraction of what's really going on behind the scenes people should be speaking out against the agenda let's go to put human beings in a very uncomfortable state of control people better wake up before they lose their human rights completely start speaking up for the future of humanity and the children of the world it's time for people that stand up together worldwide and get rid of this manipulation Bill Gates Dr fauchi the CDC and many people of the media belong in jail for their crime and manipulation on humanity wake up people's

    • @locadisa
      @locadisa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @bob smith I still don 't get it! Why are there so many of them still without masks? Does this mean that they actually choose to die for this clown? Is he that entertaining that they can actually put their family and friends at risk? And they chose to give death threats to Dr Fauci? This is some kind of Hitler with pride shit! Rather dangerous. In America? God help us all!

  • @thomaspalazzolo5902
    @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    DO. NOT. LET. HIM. LEAVE.
    He stays here and experiences every debt, lawsuit, and karmic consequence he is due.

    • @Beginstheman
      @Beginstheman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Absolutely. He must not escape the full extent of the law. The only way you can severely cut numbers into the cult is to expose him bare and fully naked for what he has always been: a crook, a traitor and a failed human being.

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don't worry: thanks to Trump making the U.S. the most diseased nation on Earth no one would be stupid enough to let someone from the U.S. enter their country.

    • @Dream146
      @Dream146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I imagine the second he leaves office he's going to receive every indictment he's managed to hold at bay as president. Those will keep him while the federal crimes are investigated if they don't just straight up charge him with obstruction of justice.

    • @cece5088
      @cece5088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DuMp45 probably looking for countries with no extradition treaty with U.S....

    • @lloydnolan8218
      @lloydnolan8218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He should have his passport taken on the day he leaves office, or he will run. I would if I was him.

  • @sympthylost
    @sympthylost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *"Does anyone want a malt?"* This man's entire existence is sketch comedy but in real life.

  • @juliegill9322
    @juliegill9322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Dead horse with better moves!'" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rileymcphee9429
    @rileymcphee9429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    Nothing says America First like, "I'll leave the country if I lose".

    • @Tina-qp7py
      @Tina-qp7py 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I was surprised he said that since he says he loves America. I wonder if he meant he will escape if he faces jail after he loses the election. He sounds worried.

    • @Jan5366
      @Jan5366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sounds like the rich pro-brexit guys which now leave the UK 😅

    • @grandmashands6428
      @grandmashands6428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why are they playing YMCA I quest the Village People is getting a big Pay Check ✔ good for them, Love 💘you( Dr Fauci song is Keep on Keeping On By The Great Curtis Mayfield )

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Eric Yeung Trump would have to though. He would be indicted on so many accounts of crime that he had committed before he became President as he would not longer have the immunity of the office. He'd better hope his boss Putin let him stay in Russia indefinitely.

    • @josephblomeister3040
      @josephblomeister3040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tina-qp7py That's exactly what he meant I just realized!

  • @DownwithEA1
    @DownwithEA1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Voted 2 weeks ago. Hour & half wait is well worth my time to change the next 4 years. Also felt great! Get out there & vote

    • @jvahl8747
      @jvahl8747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Early voting in New Smyrna Beach, Florida yesterday was lined up all the way around the building! 👍
      Sign in & voting was done in one room- NO SOCIAL DISTANCING AND ONLY 12 WOBBLY VOTING SPACES. Majority of seniors present, but we were determined to vote!

    • @melektwelve6451
      @melektwelve6451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mailed my ballot Saturday!!

    • @ryangraham7012
      @ryangraham7012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Def gonna be a landslide trump 2020 🎉😉😊

    • @Vassle
      @Vassle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get out and vote Trump!

  • @Winterheart786
    @Winterheart786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If he loses he is going to face prison time, no wonder he will want to leave the country

  • @Lesterluwu
    @Lesterluwu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Dumb Bastards" - Leave Eric and Don Jr. outta' this! Good one Stephen, needed a SLAM. Thanks for the few laughs in these disheartening times.

  • @shanewhitbread60
    @shanewhitbread60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The fact that everyone cheers when he swears tells you everything you need to know about his supporters. Simple minds love simple things.

    • @Lennart.4444
      @Lennart.4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Orange man bad

    • @darthsidious1959
      @darthsidious1959 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They think he's just like them, and it completely panders to their nativity.
      If he was earnest maybe it'd be abit more believable.

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "I'll never coming back!"
    Donald don't threaten us with a good time.

    • @ulysessoliverasponyman
      @ulysessoliverasponyman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't say it and do it

    • @panchitaforbes2718
      @panchitaforbes2718 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😁😁😁😁😁funny

    • @robs6661
      @robs6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump is a sportsman, but Biden tries to cheat as hell, big tech companies involved, they are shadowbanning, and deleting like never before one did in the historybooks, and in many historybooks, they cheated a lot

    • @ulysessoliverasponyman
      @ulysessoliverasponyman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robs6661 that's fake news #baiden2020

    • @stewcountrysongsstew4980
      @stewcountrysongsstew4980 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mistare Anonymouse think it was trumps waiter..again...lol

  • @YourFriendlyInsuranceAdjuster
    @YourFriendlyInsuranceAdjuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Please get out and vote, no matter what. This democracy has got to be drastically reformed, and it'll be easier to do that under Biden than it will be under Trump.

    • @cherigray6121
      @cherigray6121 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You still think so?

  • @davidsquires2363
    @davidsquires2363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I´ve danced like that waiting in line for the bathroom.

  • @Kris-wp3fm
    @Kris-wp3fm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Colbert is killing it in the COVID format. Something about his demeanor and delivery makes this work in a way that it doesn't for other the hosts I've seen.

    • @linden5165
      @linden5165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Trevor Noah has been great too.

    • @gracieb.3054
      @gracieb.3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@linden5165 I enjoy Seth Meyers too.

    • @dominiquecarter5055
      @dominiquecarter5055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love the late night hosts but fallon is soooooooooooooooo cringe I don't see how he has a show it's a complete mystery to me

    • @KajiXD
      @KajiXD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It feels like the others don't thrive unless they have a crowd to cheer them and a staff of writers. I really like Colbert now

    • @Tina-qp7py
      @Tina-qp7py 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has his cute dog!

  • @toddklempan105
    @toddklempan105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    “He makes the inflatable tube man look like Fred Astaire”. Comic gold nugget right there.

    • @rosemandujano3390
      @rosemandujano3390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My first thought.

    • @MatthewPettyST1300
      @MatthewPettyST1300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Take a look at the Video of him dancing standing next to Jeffrey Epstein ! He hasn't changed a thing including his feet back then either.

    • @filfree560
      @filfree560 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @samuelwingert8349
    @samuelwingert8349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Remember that idiot who said it would go away in April?" Best line yet 🤣

  • @roxyqueen2
    @roxyqueen2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Even though everyday is a shitstorm, this is a particularly funny monologue about the daily shitstorm.

  • @sharonsmalls6846
    @sharonsmalls6846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    My mail-in ballot has already been received. I received my email letting me know!!!🌊🌊🌊

    • @robs6661
      @robs6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biden's are criminals, and racist's and he is old and a flip-flop, he has no course, no program and he isn't a good puppet, because he has dementia

    • @sharonsmalls6846
      @sharonsmalls6846 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robs6661
      🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

  • @igorschmidlapp6987
    @igorschmidlapp6987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    Best internet line I've read lately:
    "You still can't fix stupid, but the hats make counting it easier..." ;-P

    • @veryunclear
      @veryunclear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Best one I've read lately: “To anger a conservative lie to him, to anger a liberal tell him the truth.” - T. Roosevelt (unverified quote)

    • @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip
      @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip
      @TjerdavanEijkelvanhetSchip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Vote 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

    • @veryunclear
      @veryunclear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Boris V I can read it for you, but I can't understand it for you. That's on you.

    • @thedon1236
      @thedon1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boris V
      Hi I am on the road right nw I gotta finish your hw was the night you had to a birthday dinner

  • @alicesullivan1790
    @alicesullivan1790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you STEPHEN COLBERT! Y"all make life bearable.

  • @Yang_Gizmo
    @Yang_Gizmo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Trump: "I'm gonna lose to the worst candidate in the history of politics!"
    Dude, you're running again Joe Bided not a mirror

  • @jacquelinewalters2706
    @jacquelinewalters2706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "How can you mess up dancing to YMCA? It comes with instructions!" Stephen, you made me laugh a few times tonight.

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I already voted for Biden.
    Russia wouldn't be giving Giuliani lies to feed to Trump if Trump had any footing to stand on.

    • @meeeee9407
      @meeeee9407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Word on the street is his footing is faulty due to bone-spurs.

    • @tobblesmash6193
      @tobblesmash6193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amen

    • @funnyt-shirts7977
      @funnyt-shirts7977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vote blue!
      Donald, you're fired 2020 t-shirt: teespring.com/dkbye

    • @melodygn
      @melodygn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you just trolling along?!?!

    • @KneeJerkReactions13
      @KneeJerkReactions13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bahahaha, they are not lies. Crackhead Hunter never picked up his laptop after spilling vodka on it.

  • @DMcGification
    @DMcGification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His dance moves remind me of one those sax-playin Santas that my Grama has

  • @Caterfree10
    @Caterfree10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    ...does 45 realize how gay YMCA actually is? Like. Come on. It’s not a secret anymore.

  • @evanhughes7609
    @evanhughes7609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The dignity of the office has long since departed.

  • @cheshirekat3050
    @cheshirekat3050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    2:24
    That is not dancing; that is a stroke.

    • @missingcasey
      @missingcasey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I friggin’ WISH.....
      .

    • @jackywhite880
      @jackywhite880 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frankly, he looks constipated...

    • @cheshirekat3050
      @cheshirekat3050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackywhite880
      th-cam.com/video/iPcq2yo-RjY/w-d-xo.html

    • @jackywhite880
      @jackywhite880 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cheshirekat3050
      The US needs a laxative. To shift turd Trump.

  • @DD-sr9xm
    @DD-sr9xm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    His rallies are just WWF events. He insults his opponents. He brags about how great he is. There is a crowd full of cheering people who believe the fake show on the stage. Not a real college degree anywhere.

    • @digital827111
      @digital827111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was the highly educated that brought the world socialism and communism, how did that work out for you geniuses? It is the highly educated that believed in Clinton's Russia gates nonsense. It was all you educated idiots who wanted Avantti as your next president. It was all you educated morons who thought it okay that Hillary set up illegal servers to hide her crimes that allowed foreign adversaries to steal SAP intelligence. It was you idiots who allowed her to use Russian spies to get a fake dossier from Russian spies saying Trump was using Russian spies. Now you idiots want people to believe that Hunter Biden's laptop and detailed criminality verified by everyone is Russian disinformation, and you idiots all actually believe this nonsense yourself. I don't see an intelligent Democrat. All you idiots think Antifa and BLM are peaceful organizations. Trump has now made four historic peace proposals and all you educated idiots can say is, "Orange man bad."

    • @andrewfeil1513
      @andrewfeil1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@digital827111 thank you for providing the difference between the educated and uneducated. You are dumb enough to buy into factless conspiracy theories that a random person can pull out of his/her butt, instead of actually taking the time to look at news through proven, credible news sources. Making a comment that there are no educated democrats does not help your cause. Although I believe the people that follow Trump, such as yourself are not educated at ALL, I would just say you are politically stupid. I would not make the statement saying all Republicans are stupid. Donald Trump is America's worst president. Period. Please update your news sources and get back to me.

    • @digital827111
      @digital827111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewfeil1513 You mean like a factless conspiracy that was disproven by a $45 million investigation and the admission by witnesses who all testified under oath that Russiagate was a scam? You Dems and your nonsense McCarthyism. It is 2020, not 1950.

    • @andrewfeil1513
      @andrewfeil1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@digital827111 that's ironic considering your racism living on from that time period. Like I said, prove your story is factual.

    • @digital827111
      @digital827111 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewfeil1513 Look at the results of your lies. Trump is set to win 2020.

  • @johncarpenter624
    @johncarpenter624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If Trump is leaving the country, maybe he should go to Nambia. I hear that they make great tasting cofefe.

  • @nyandris
    @nyandris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    One of my favorite things about watching his monologue is hearing Evie laughing in the background.

  • @melisestall5090
    @melisestall5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    He’s doing the Elaine from Seinfeld 😂😭!

    • @ColoringKaria
      @ColoringKaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nah. She had more rhythm and soul.

    • @tonyabrookes9931
      @tonyabrookes9931 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg! You're absolutely right! Lol. That's so funny

    • @bettymiller1929
      @bettymiller1929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahaha

  • @Next2Nirvana
    @Next2Nirvana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How would we survive without Stephen and The Late Show?!

  • @puananispencer7219
    @puananispencer7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Dumb bastards...leave Eric and Don Jr out of this.” I’m laughing for dayz! 😂😳😂😳😂😳

  • @mattbrander726
    @mattbrander726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I will never, and I mean NEVER get tired of that Kimberly Guilfoyle clip being used 😂😂😂

    • @Joekuh
      @Joekuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good. Cuz the [placeholder] is yet to come!!!

    • @ethos1236
      @ethos1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She looked like she was coked up or in the midst of an manic episode.

  • @char8095
    @char8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Never seeing Donnie again... that’s the dream!!

    • @drewstaser9726
      @drewstaser9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well you could do what he did. Stare into a solar eclipse!

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I said to someone today, “Every morning when l open my eyes, l think ‘what a nightmare’, but then, l really wake up!” And l am not even American!😳😷🇨🇦Vote like your life and sanity depend on it!🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢😷🇨🇦

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @EATSHITTH-cam EATSHITTRUMP preferably the one for wilful genocide held at the International Criminal Court in The Hague?🤬🤬🤬😷🇨🇦

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That'd be beautifull

    • @joseruiz6840
      @joseruiz6840 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ti.ti.s...wath.it.is.
      P..a..y..a...s..o!!!!!!!!

  • @canislupusfool
    @canislupusfool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Trump: If I lost I would have to say 'I lost to the worst candidate in the history of politics'
    Clinton: ...(sigh)

    • @drewstaser9726
      @drewstaser9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We are still waiting for him to admit he lost, let alone to the "worst candidate in history"

  • @danlandis3006
    @danlandis3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Americans not enjoying the pandemic"? Boy, Donnie, after seeing your super-spreader rallies, I thought you believed that pandemics were the Republican equivalent of Woodstock.

  • @memomorph5375
    @memomorph5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    4:33 I can’t believe Stephen missed “It’s a bird it’s a plane it’s a man on cocaine!”

    • @robertgray6490
      @robertgray6490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂👍😂👍😂👍

    • @db7084
      @db7084 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because Stephen didn’t mention Hunter Biden, that’s why...

    • @danielcalvert5260
      @danielcalvert5260 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DONNAI1210 morning

    • @db7084
      @db7084 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lesley Hughes Hunter Biden has a history of drug use. And why does stating facts make me a loser? Explain that logic to me, please. Or is it democratic 'logic'? Democrats: 'OMG, watch out everyone, facts and logic are coming at us, quick, dodge and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE or you may have to try and explain the unexplainable!'

  • @candya1040
    @candya1040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I thought he was having a seizure,not dancing!!

    • @lynntaylor9681
      @lynntaylor9681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I thought too.

    • @cathieludemann5879
      @cathieludemann5879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looked like he was hooked up to multiple electrodes (from waist up) and baby trump was arbitrarily hitting all the buttons. Super nerd, without the super.

    • @snapdragon9300
      @snapdragon9300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We can only hope.😁

  • @melissagarrick.3288
    @melissagarrick.3288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Can you imagine if I lost?" Oh, have I got some news for you.

  • @robertmmathews
    @robertmmathews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “WOW “ The President speaks like that what a dirty mouth he has...

  • @domm5715
    @domm5715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "...it still hurts 4 years later..."
    best thing ive heard

  • @feltrix334
    @feltrix334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    Trump: "I'm gonna lose to the worst candidate in the history of politics!"
    Actually, Hillary Clinton beat you to it.

    • @toxic_sorry_1236
      @toxic_sorry_1236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cringe

    • @jenrutherford6690
      @jenrutherford6690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ha ha ..good point

    • @seaoftranquility7228
      @seaoftranquility7228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nice.

    • @Swnsasy
      @Swnsasy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      It's so weird that the last 7 elections "won" because of the EC and never the popular vote. Man we've gotta get rid of that..

    • @nelsonclub7722
      @nelsonclub7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good catch.... Nice one

  • @missbee5045
    @missbee5045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stephen, I will help you help him pack!
    You're the highlight of my day!😎

  • @Joenem3611
    @Joenem3611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was laughing so hard at that "earviators" joke that I woke up my baby. 😂

  • @farmwife7944
    @farmwife7944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    YES! I have lost weight, thanks for noticing. My own husband hasn’t noticed. Your mom and your wife have raised you well, young man. Please give them extra hugs from the ole farmwife.

  • @dragonladyfink4685
    @dragonladyfink4685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Village people already asked him to stop using thier 🎶music.

    • @missg.5940
      @missg.5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Funny that someone who craves the homophobic Christian vote would choose the Village People!,,,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😷🇨🇦

    • @joebarcelona
      @joebarcelona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They should be more tolerant. Aren't they GAY? Oh, okay, not the officer.

    • @yogaflirt7
      @yogaflirt7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes. Trump's new wife is Pence!!
      Just kidding!! LOL

    • @gracieb.3054
      @gracieb.3054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Maybe Trump will have to stay at the 'Y*M*C*A!" after he gets booted from office?

    • @williemasterofdestruction5339
      @williemasterofdestruction5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tom pettys family put a cease and decist order on his campaign too.

  • @DillyWillow
    @DillyWillow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His dancing reminds me of those elastic toys that you push the button on the bottom and it collapses 🤣

  • @vishadow4045
    @vishadow4045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You're killing me, I'm trying not to laugh, I don't want to laugh at your Biden impersonation, but I can't help it, it's so funny

  • @glennwelsh9784
    @glennwelsh9784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I predict lots of alcohol will be sold on November 3rd.

    • @ShaunaAllen-qn6lt
      @ShaunaAllen-qn6lt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trump is one of the few people I would recommend to take up drinking.

    • @AnnettesRainbowInc
      @AnnettesRainbowInc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know a lot of people who are stocking up and starting on Halloween. If I could invest in alcohol stocks, I would.

    • @hunebedbouwer5755
      @hunebedbouwer5755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I predict lots of guns in the USA before November 3rd

    • @thunderousapplause
      @thunderousapplause 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bet consumption has gone up in the last 4 years, especially the last 6 months

    • @robs6661
      @robs6661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or crack by Huntter

  • @DragynGirl
    @DragynGirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    There's so many "rounding the curves" I feel as if I'm at the Covid 500

    • @nannetteprata2715
      @nannetteprata2715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Getting dizzy?

    • @OphiuchiChannel
      @OphiuchiChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Going full circle into the spiral of death

    • @StephenHughesJelen
      @StephenHughesJelen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How soon before we reach the top of the parking structure?

    • @JohnLee-
      @JohnLee- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      will that be Nascar or Indy covid 500 .ha ha ha

    • @rootsAlkebu
      @rootsAlkebu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Tiiiny little testicles"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasmineluxemburg6200
    @jasmineluxemburg6200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It is very moving hearing the concern , the seemingly desperate concern, in this man’s anxiety about the possible re election of Trump ! Much of the world shares that anxiety ! An unpredictable, narcissist incapable of empathy and recklessly irresponsible !

  • @stonehamton
    @stonehamton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "My favorite flavor of ice cream is under audit"

  • @johnyrevenge6356
    @johnyrevenge6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "How can you not dance to YMCA? It comes with instructions!" Laughed so hard i nearly wet myself.
    Thank you, Stephan Colbert, for that ray of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy 2020. Top shelf, sir.

    • @deborahdemellopine5013
      @deborahdemellopine5013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dear God, I wish I could unsee that. 🙈🤦‍♀️🕺

    • @gunner678
      @gunner678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Abin Mathew wake up and think for yourself. If he wins another term, the US will be finished and it will be the people like you who are responsible! It's a shamed that ignorance has exploded in America like this.

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Abin Mathew: You truly are either a liar or a moron. Roughly half the population chose not to vote in the last election with Trump and Clinton splitting the rest. So actually, about 25% of the voting public chose Trump.
      The fact that you just make up information to bolster your hilarious claims should be embarrassing to an adult, so I’ll just assume you’re a dumb kid.

    • @Kuztomshop
      @Kuztomshop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How can you not dance to YMCA? Well, he is white... and straight... and old... and men have a habit of not listening to instructions. Kind of explains what's wrong the whole country.

    • @kegsofvomitspit
      @kegsofvomitspit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abin Mathew: Not a Democrat, loser. Nice try though. 👍

  • @wallyvee3039
    @wallyvee3039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Seth Meyers & Stephen Colbert are getting me through Covid! 👍

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For me, it's Colbert and Randy Rainbow.

    • @AnnettesRainbowInc
      @AnnettesRainbowInc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trevor Noah @ The Daily Social Distancing Show is pure gold most days.

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'll help you pack!" 😂

  • @edelbutler8027
    @edelbutler8027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can never erase the memory that dancing 🤢

  • @cubannel12
    @cubannel12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    That dancing is hilarious. It reminded me of that Seinfeld episode wher Elaine showed of her dancing moves.

    • @Pashasmom1
      @Pashasmom1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      With those clenched fists, he was trying to hold back flatulence. Or hey, maybe he was shittin his diaper.

    • @bernvigz9138
      @bernvigz9138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His body had no clue what was happening lol.

    • @stephaniehenry5617
      @stephaniehenry5617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least Elaine was moving her legs he act like he was glued to the floor

    • @gerryblakenship565
      @gerryblakenship565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At least she could dance, trump moved like he has stuck to the floor no movement there...

    • @djbanzai354
      @djbanzai354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg you rememberd that one too?? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DMills-un1tl
    @DMills-un1tl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    “I’ve seen better rhythmic moves from a potato rolling around in the back of my car” 🤣

    • @UnopinionatedBystander2393
      @UnopinionatedBystander2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @gentlepanda4172
      @gentlepanda4172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bl1429
      @bl1429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't forget that he's an old white male....of course NOT he can't dance....

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He has all the grace of a limp rhino

    • @mishasan7
      @mishasan7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I legit nearly choked I was laughing so hard

  • @vsaminat
    @vsaminat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trump's YMCA makes Elaine's lil kicks look like Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal"!

  • @sarahadera8443
    @sarahadera8443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Off topic but Damn I missed you Stephen Freaking Handsome Colbert

  • @Original_Syn
    @Original_Syn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I can’t wait for the day when the first thought I have when I wake up in the morning isn’t “Ugh...what awful shit did the President do and/or say this time”

    • @brandonshaw7619
      @brandonshaw7619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's like Howard stern
      People watch for the train wreck

    • @melektwelve6451
      @melektwelve6451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel you Syn.🤪

    • @BrianHolmes
      @BrianHolmes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@brandonshaw7619 watching a train wreck is far different while being a passenger.

    • @pb4897
      @pb4897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly!
      I'm Canadian and at first I thought it was entertaining. I get home from work, change my clothes, cook and eat dinner then get comfy and turn on the news to find out what's on this episode of The White House.
      Now I just feel for you Americans. It's so disconcerting to see what's going on in your country. It's not fun or funny anymore.

    • @maddii34u
      @maddii34u 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Preach!

  • @dario6253
    @dario6253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stephen Colbert is brilliant.

  • @vivekkashyap5282
    @vivekkashyap5282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Drump: maybe i'll have to leave the country.
    S. Colbert: *excited, jumps to edge of seat* I'll help you pack!

  • @jamiejames8575
    @jamiejames8575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Stephen, you CANNOT leave us again, before the election. Have you any idea how stressful this time is without you??

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Is t'rump dancing or trying to adjust his adult diaper without anyone noticing? 🤔😅😂

    • @cinne2135
      @cinne2135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Seth Meyers called him a roach in a hot glue trap! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cinne2135 Seth is the best, Stephen's a little stale with his recycled jokes. The Biden jokes are flat, must be over 70 to get those 😁

    • @girlygal098
      @girlygal098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beahahahaha!

    • @sharonolsen6579
      @sharonolsen6579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Black Rod Just look at his mouth... it looks exactly like........ well.. 'nuf said... ; ]

    • @victorarredondo304
      @victorarredondo304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Probably pooped his pants right there

  • @lzrd8460
    @lzrd8460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Americans are going to say, our prez has so much time on his hands he can do 3 ego- boosters a day? So who the hell is taking care of our business back in DC?

  • @eled5728
    @eled5728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    America now is a copy of Hitler's Germany during the 30's of last century.
    Wake up and Vote him out before it's too late

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What Paul manafort was doing for Russia in Ukraine is what Paul Manafort was doing for Russia in Ameirica. Divide to conqure using lying propaganda.

    • @jordie4423
      @jordie4423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try to disagree with the left, with antifa, try to walk around with a MAGA hat and you know they want their hate and intolerance imposed on the entire society. Don’t you dare to disagree with the extreme elements

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jordie4423
      LIFE is TRUTH , Divided ONLY by LIES made of mere words.
      My Eyes tell me that ONE EXTREME CREATES the OTHER EXTREME.
      it has been the attackers of creation that CREATED the defenders of Creation.
      Life has always defended Life FROM PREDATORS.

    • @ramses8847
      @ramses8847 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biden is basically Hitler.

    • @jimmyirwin567
      @jimmyirwin567 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well-said and accurate

  • @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475
    @onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    "The light at the end of the tunnel is near"
    Yes Twump... Go towards the light.

    • @NN-kk4de
      @NN-kk4de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @junjundecastro2897
      @junjundecastro2897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's not a good idea. It'd be better if he went towards the flames.

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah... but in that case, the light is really the headlamp of an incoming subway...

    • @dirtysocks_blackcoffee9928
      @dirtysocks_blackcoffee9928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "rounding the corner"
      how a dog feels chasing it's own tail

    • @iinlove118
      @iinlove118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣 let trump and his base go first . We'll watch from a safe distance

  • @hamlet1976
    @hamlet1976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    2:22 How can any guy be so pathetical and shamelessly ridiculous? 🤢

    • @jackywhite880
      @jackywhite880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How can his support be so gullible?

  • @snc99
    @snc99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those dance moves are comical. Play it again 😂😂😂 I need a good laugh

  • @rickmartin5132
    @rickmartin5132 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny is an understatement !! You are brilliant Mr.Colbert.

  • @KateEileen
    @KateEileen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love hearing his wife giggling in the background!😆

  • @leemareskow
    @leemareskow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Omg...his dancing is so disturbing...I can never unsee that...😖😖😖

    • @julesnagbunga1204
      @julesnagbunga1204 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's 20 seconds of my life I'll never get back again!

  • @lindaleelaw5277
    @lindaleelaw5277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know he's arrived with that turtleneck.

  • @sandraleehurst873
    @sandraleehurst873 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wonderfully written. Thank you, Stephen. 💐💐💐

  • @bluewinterstorm
    @bluewinterstorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Everything a Republican says is dead serious unless someone stands up to them
    Then "it's was only a joke, you're so sensitive jeez 🙄"
    Coward bully tactic

    • @db7084
      @db7084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coward bully tactic? How about the Democrats: 'Agree with what we say, or we'll get you fired or doxxed, burn everything down and kill dozens of people', then proceeds to do it. I'd rather face off against a Republican any day... at least I'll survive and still have a job. Moron.

    • @brianstollings6416
      @brianstollings6416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No we think the left is full of cry babies. It’s not a joke. We’re dead ass serious about you socialist losers. Keep laughing at this hacks crumby jokes and listening to Maddow talk about your 10 point lead in the polls. Heard it before and we all know what’s going to happen. Get ready to cry and pout for 4 more years and make up stories to console your 5 year old emotions. No one over here is a coward or led by fear. Only the left is led by fear mongers. Better luck next time with your nonsense

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brianstollings6416 Chill!

    • @snapdragon9300
      @snapdragon9300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@db7084Name one member of Antifa guilty of doing mass killings of civilians with an assault rifle . I can name several instances of groups of militia groups that have seized govt buildings,been responsible for burning churches, lynchings, kidnapping , bombing World trade centre, and mass killings.
      White supremacists like the Unibomber/Ted Kaczynski,Timothy Mcviegh, Dylan Roof, like Anders Brevik in Norway and Brendan Tarrant in my city of Christchurch Nz

    • @snapdragon9300
      @snapdragon9300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@db7084 And Trumps responsible for 210,000 covid deaths, and millions more infected, not counting those who have lost jobs and homes over this.