Stephen Colbert: Every Member Of My Family Has Been Terrific
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ค. 2024
- The whole Colbert family has pitched in to help Stephen do the show from home, and they've all been absolutely lovely about it. Which, statistically, means Stephen is the bad roommate. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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I love that the Late Show With Stephen Colbert has become a mom and pop operation with the wife, kids and family dog all lending a hand.
The dog, however, is playing hardball! LOL
aljanat5 Do it yourself. Stop littering this into other, unrelated comments.
We've seen the dog, now can we meet Mom and the kids?
Agreed, until he does a sexual joke...😑
aljanat5 I had to replay that but over multiple times. His expression is perfect there.
"Stop it! Stop it." That was delivered in exactlly the way we are all feeling.
There wasn't even the pretense of humour there, that was real, genuine anger.
“IT HAPPENED IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE!” I had a hearty laugh. I know there’s no live audience but we’re still laughing Steven.
D Gerard that line got me harder than any other in recent memory
*STEPHEN*
Lol, Steven...he can't even spell the name of the guy he's sucking off....
I work at walmart stocking eggs and milk. I'm giving myself a thumbs up. I never thought that I'd have to be brave.
You are brave. You're showing up because people depend on you.
I give you 2 thumbs up take care
I give you 2 thumbs up
Thanks a bunch sir.
@@saq3329 I'm not that old just call me mike lol
Whoever hired these writers should give these writers a huge raise.
Stephen doesn't NEED an audience. He is the real deal: funny AND pissed.
Exactly what I was thinking!
Honesty is all
I think so, too. He's pretty great an hilarious all on his own (with the help of his writers, but still) :-))).
"Can you tell how long ago that was? I'll give you a hint;
IT HAPPENED IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE"
Stephen and his crew are making quarantine way easier, thx a lot from Spain
"Did Jim say Hi back?"
"He didn't say Hi back."
"Is he mad at me?"
"Probably."
😐
I mean, Jim might be losing his job to Peter...
for those who are a bit bored with the quarantine: I'd be honored if some Colbert fans who appreciate melancholic 90s classics would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performances of LONG DECEMBER by the Counting Crows, SHE'S A BRICK by Ben Folds Five, and Mmm Mmm Mmm by the CRASH TEST DUMMIES on my YT channel. Live acoustic with no autotune or digital editing. Thanks and stay safe.
Wow Stephen is an anxious girlfriend
Liking that black shirt no tie look!
Honestly Mr. Colbert you're just as amazing shooting your show at home. Thanks for making me smile about the horror.
Dr. Anthony Fauci legit made me cry with his humble words. He is what true altruistic leadership is. We are all lucky to have him here now.
Teykel Meeka Abd
lets hope Trump doesn’t fire him.
Eugenia Alberdi From your lips to God’s ears. I’ve been expecting, fearing that he WOULD get fired. Trump is THAT stupid.
Humble.
Altruistic....
The man works for Bill Gates
"We didn't know that until 24 hours ago." - Gov Kemp. Why are politicians allowed to LIE whenever they want?
Jean980 because they’re human, and want to keep their jobs.
anyone else kinda getting bored of these rambling monologues? I mean, they're a full production budget tv show, surely they can do better than the average youtuber...how about editing, scripts, there are people on payroll. Its just depressing. Seth's doing a lot better job.
Because they are essentially surrogates for corporate owners: gun manufacturers, drug companies, oil, insurance...
because we let them, we even hire them to do so
"Can you tell how long ago that was? IT HAPPENED IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE"
David Dubois 😂😂😂
Took a second to sink in
I loved that so much I just sent it to my mum. What a perfect description of the way our world has changed.
Every time I hear Drumf's voice I react like Stephen Colbert's STOP IT! Just STOP IT!
I wonder how Peter is enjoying his dad’s humor. He is doing a great job and I appreciate the effort it takes to give us our daily fix of The Late Show.
He's getting funnier, this format suits him. Fantastic monologue. His writers are cranking it up.
Agree 100%. Thought he was funny on his home show since the bathtub episode, but he seems to be really soaring now.
I appreciate all the work these hosts like Colbert are doing. These 11 minutes took a lot of work I’m sure, and we don’t see all the behind the scenes mania! Thank you to you and your entire team for continuing to produce excellent work during these times and keeping us sane!
Sign language interpreters facial expressions are classic
Looking back I realize he really helped me during that difficult time. Just watching it again takes me back. I’ll never forget this episode and how much I needed it at the time. ❤️
What a great segment.
It’s like Steven has returned back to his groove after the shock of the virus staying at home. His show goes on now.
Here we a man doing his job, answering questions and trying to help his country thru the most difficult time in the country's recent health crisis and getting death threats for trying to safe lives. At the other end of the spectrum there's an idiot that just self declared that he's number 1 on Facebook.
The scary part is which one the majority of Americans trust more
Scumbag trump is lying again. He's supplied everything every state needs! So, why is every state crying for help?! Trump should be in jail for violating His Oath of Office. Criminal Fraud!
Richard Chung VOTE the whole inept gop swamp out in 2020!!
exodus21v20 first thought, of course. Second, oh thank god.
Don't want to alarm you Richard but I think you somehow caught an anti trump troll. They're probably not lying but the way they're going about it I wanna be like, yeah dude I agree with you but you've added a little too much weird to sound authentic. But who knows, maybe strange wordy trolls don't exist. It's better than catching covid.
"It happened in a room full of people!"
I get a kick knowing your son or kids are assisting you and how much you must be enjoying having your beloved audience. I sure feel the support you feel. Wishing you all every blessing.
When Stephen asks, who's making toast...and you actually are. 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
I love the Nero reference. It feels so accurate
Orange toga?
Stephen looks snazzy!!!!
Nero watching Rome burn is extremely accurate on so many levels.
That Gov is going to be really shocked when he learns that the earth revolves around the sun and not the other way around.
good one
What? It does what?
@@61lastchild 🤣
Peter HAS been terrific. You gotta keep him once things start to transition back to normal
well I do hope Stephen keeps his own son after quarantine
Mandy Tu 😂😂😂
@@sighduck13 🤣 🤣 🤣
"Say hi to Jim. Does he say hi back? ... is he mad at me?"
"Probably."
*Uncomfortable pause*
Thank you for doing this Stephen, Something about you calms me down every day. You make sense of the world.
"Satan's pickle."
BWAHAHAHAHA! This was the laugh I needed today. Bless you.
Wow, he managed to adjust his timing to not having an audience. That's pretty dang good.
exactly what i thought :D
He’s been in this business for a long time. You’d think by now he’d know what to do. I know you’re saying but that’s how I just felt towards your comment.
It's all Peter. 😁
I noticed his voice going up at the end of the segment as if he is trying to be heard over the applause and the outro music. He is really getting back into his new groove.
Agreed, the flow is much more natural which makes it funnier and less feeling like a production 🐱
I lost it at "it happened in a room full of people" hahaaha!
I guess that engineer didn't have the proper...TRAINING.
I'm not sorry, bring on the death threats.
Well played!
Kenji Kune He must have been a TRAINee
Don’t be sorry, your comment was right on track.
Oy vey, this whole conversation has been derailed.
OMG, Stephen! You are funnier now than ever! I tune in every single day!
"Satan's Pickle!"
2:06 Kemp just heard of asymptomatic transmission _yesterday?!_ We're accustomed to Trumpian incompetence, but WOW.
It's next level.
Proves to me that he has NO INTEREST in leading our state....Stacey Abrams had the election stolen from her and now we ALL can see what a dirt bag he is.
He’s still trying to look up the word “symptomatic” in a dictionary.
Zesty
And he’ll keep stealing the election unless those he’s killing wake up and throw him the eff out!
... though I'm sure T Electronix
is right _("Of course the governor knew. It's just, slightly, less awful for him to pretend to be ignorant than to admit he is just callous.")_
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Peter better be getting a Producer credit for this.
Peter probably negotiated a credit in his contract and also one for Benny.
It's funny you said that. I was wondering if the family members that have been pitching in will get their names submitted at Emmy time
Colbert and the writing staff deserve a medal of honor whenever we get around to having real presidents again
yup
Stephen: Can you tell how long ago that was? I’ll give you a hint. It happened in a ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE!
When we can mark the time by looking at a room full of people...
Edit: Also, Stephen, you’re doing more than just making jokes. You’re making being informed a little less maddening. I can’t be the only one you’re keeping sane during these dark times.
Debra Quarles It’s funny how the same people trying to blame China for everything are behaving the most like the Chinese government, isn’t it? Trying to silence, then (when that failed) trying to minimize it, attacking healthcare professionals for trying to speak out and warn the public, claiming they did everything right with zero proof, and taking action way too late just to try to save the economy.
JC Right - Trump, a/k/a Chairman Mousy Dung
We mark the time in a room full of people, a room full of people...
--Dave, it's quiet up-town
We love you Stephen Colbert, and everyone at The Late Show, especially Jon Batiste.
OMG how hilarious are the faces on the sign language guys? 🤣🤣🤣
It's so refreshing that Colbert is able to impart serious news to me, and make me laugh at the same time!
Kemp took a lot of heat for not issuing a Stay at Home Order sooner (when many of us thought he would) and I'm glad he finally did, but it's ridiculous. For someone who wanted to be governor so badly he's sure doing a piss poor job. I hope the voters remember this. It's ridiculous that the CDC is headquartered in Georgia and here's the governor claiming "we didn't know".
He reopened the beaches sunday...
"If they passed that bill, we'd never have another Republican elected in this country again."
Did he just admit that every Republican essentially cheats their way into office? Well played, sir.
Yup!
Other Republicans have echoed the same sentiment.
PsyintZ yes. He just did admit that. Now the rest of the media needs to constantly replay that clip. It needs to be drilled into the thick skulls of my fellow Americans.
I mean to be fair lol the dnc's primaries.
Well, why do think they're such a disparagement when Dems win a majority in a popular vote they end up with a minority in representation in State offices it's because the G.O.P. has rigged the state systems and the election are not really a representation of the majority vote this system needs to be looked at and made fair so the popular vote is represented in the apportionment of the legislators in the state.
Stephen, I need you to keep doing this. I don’t know what I’ll do if I wake up one day to the headline “even Colbert goes dark for the indefinite future.”
You keep me sane! Thank you for continuing your show. You have the best Home Set of all the late night shows.
The “I like to watch people vote” sounded just like the hormone monster from Big Mouth.
"it happened in a room full of people"... bravo lmao
Of course the governor knew.
It's just, slightly, less awful for him to pretend to be ignorant than to admit he is just callous.
T Electronix My parents who are in their 80s who are kemp voters have said OUT LOUD “well the earth is overcrowded. Maybe this is God’s way of getting rid of some of “them”.
@@smarterthanawaffle yeah this is a terrible exercise in population control, caused by man.
No hes just an idiot
Hello my Name is Human iTheir town is an epicenter They said this when “them” that was dying iwas black folks dying but now the white folks are dying too.
That’s a kind way to put it. In other words, he’s lying to hide his psychopathic disregard for others. Like Trump, he thinks since he has access to good healthcare, he’ll be fine, just not financially (which is why they do care about the economy).
"...it happened in a room full of people!" LOL Stephen LOL
Kemp: "is *now* transmitting before people show symptoms....". Now? NOW?! o_O *headdesk*
2:17 So, apparently Santa is a sign language interpreter in the off-season?
I thought it was David Letterman lol
He's also a dancing machine!!!
His demeanor? DEMEANOR??!!! 😱
“Can you tell how long ago that was? I’ll give you a hint, IT HAPPENED IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE.” 😂😂😂
Stephen, you’re old. Don’t die! We love you!
Okay, but that snake with the little face mask was pretty adorable.
On a side note, GOD HELP US ALL.
all this is the natural progression of the invention of the fing-longer. inevitable really.
I'm praying for America, and God help me, even praying for Trump. Never thought I'd ever say that, but America needs all the enlightenment Trump can take without his head exploding. 🇦🇺 🙏 🇺🇸
C. Daniel Thomas
Or you could read a decent book instead of the bible. After all there’s plenty of other books of fiction to choose from.
@@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 I'd advise him to read poetry and get a feel for metaphor. Then go all out and meditate and develop unity consciousness. Peace, Love and keep safe from Australia. 🇦🇺 🐨
aljanat5
Put your appeal on its own thread and more people will see it and you may get your wish.
I taught at Green River few years ago - Peter was in my cabin, met you briefly too Stephen. Great work, hang in there!
I think you've found the "youtube video" beat. No more long pauses for the audience to laugh, you seem to be more comfortable too. Well done.
Makes me sad that Colbert is stressed about no live audience. I'm never in his live audience and I laugh and love every show. Just think of me at home watching and laughing. You can skype with me so you can hear me laugh!!
We have mail-in ballots in Oregon and it is fANTASTIC.
California, too. You just have to make sure the signature you use on the ballot is the same they have on file or it won't be counted. That is one jacked up thing about it...
@aljanat5 LOL...I'm from NC, yeah we here call that marrying your cousin. Only after dating all your Aunts and Uncles.
Oregon also has zero voter fraud thanks to having a clear paper trail, very good turnout since voting is so darn easy, and every citizen is registered to vote as soon as you turn 18. (You pick a party later.)
Kelly Nordahl WANT. Srsly GIMME
Even *Indiana* has extended voting by mail so that everyone can vote without violating the social distancing order.
Is anyone else finding these at-home night shows to be better than the studio night shows? haha
I'm stuck in isolation Down Under and caring for my aged parent. Watching Stephen doing his show at home is my daily mental health work out.
They're definitely finding their footing. Last night's monologue was hilarious without the studio laughter.
It's very humanizing and feels very genuine as a result.
The show moves faster without the walking around and the waiting for applause
@@mjredman3361 speed is the essence of comedy
This just in: “Stupid People in Stupid Places are Doing Stupid Things!”
Fudroy Smith no good ever comes from that.
Omg. My housemate who listens to a lot of extremist "news" tells me this morning, "did you hear that people can have the Virus but not show symptoms?" 🤦🏻♀️
I explained all viruses are like that because everyone's immune system is different.
This is the best one yet 😂
Stephen’s monologues are a hundred times better without the laugh tracks
I never will understand how truth, upsets and makes people insane..
Newyork needs you Colbert.. thanx for the laughter during theses very hard times..
Im curious to see what Peter looks like. Does he just look like Colbert 20 years ago? Lol
He had Peter on his show before, just google Peter Colbert to see.
luminus69 on the late show or the old show?
He was in the Colbert christmas special if i remember correctly.
I want to know if he's getting paid😬😬😬
@@neatrizareco4807 Or his daughter, Madeline, for the great hair and makeup job each night. Maybe even responsible for his wardrobe too.
The puppy is the bad roommate, he eats the toilet paper.
Pooch accepts sliced ham for bribery! Attaboy!
Not if you put it in a safe he doesn't ^-^
A master at work. Performing in long extended takes, with no audience, no production tricks, no music.. And killing it.
I thank God for you, Stephen. If I didn't share your laughs, my tears would have flooded the Puget Sound. Thank you for the laughter.
"Nice Rumplestiltskin who tries to HELP you guess his name."
LOL
Every time I hear Dr. Fauci's name, I say - out loud, like a mantra - "God bless Dr. Fauci." I must have said it 30 times during this video. 😂
He's got to break into the industry somehow. The best part you recognize it and have an opportunity to guide him.
"Florida governor and 10th grader who read somewhere that squinting was sexy"🤣🤣
lmfao, "read that squinting was sexy".
Nailed it.
This show is so much funnier these days for some reason I haven’t laughed out loud in a long time
Things are hard now. It's helpful to see others trying to keep their heads up. It's misperceived that misery loves company. Miserable people appreciate someone who still tries. Even when it seems futile. It never is until it's over. We choose when it's over. Your feelings are valid, but there are people who care and love. You are one, and while we struggle, others will support you when you feel like your breaking. Even strangers. This comment was something I chose to do, regardless of the outcome because your are fucking worth it. When laughter is hard to find, I hope these words can at least bring you a smile.
I think it's partly because we need to laugh so badly and partly because it's less polished and more real. I hope they keep these types of shows going at least a little bit when this is all over.
I think it’s the same concept as when you go camping all your food tastes incredible! But instead of camping it’s quarantine and instead of food it’s comedy. Ya know?
TheMsRavenBlack Thank you for this. I appreciate your effort and perspective.
TheMsRavenBlack tbh it’s not that hard... we have it easy
I wish they would do anti narcotics operations in the presidents sudafed & aderall drawer...
There ya go chief, you're the Master again; my favorite Stand Up!!
“Satan’s Pickle”. 🤣
We need Stephen to keep us sane-through all this insanity!
funnier than ever. When you relax, you kill it. Love every single second. Thank you so much.
I love you! You're so bright and funny...miss the show, but happy to see you from home. Stay well!
"Stop it, stop it!" I've been wanting to shout that at Trump for years, but no more than now.
Every time he says something like that I shout that. I kind of wish someone would party like it's 1963.
✌
I absolutely need this as a gif! Yesterday!
Everybody needs to start a mass mail in campaign to the white house, with only the words "Get out, Trump" written in the letters
I've fantasize slapping him every time he opens his mouth!
"Georgia Governor and man who told the his plastic surgeon: 'give me the Joker'."😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kemp... WHAT A GOOBER!!
aprice brutal!!
He looks more like a Harvey Dent :)
thats what i thought. i dont see the resemblance.
Corona virus Jeopardy:
I'll take Dictionary Definitions for $600, Alex.
I loved the sign language interpreter's rendition of the Gov's speech. So expressive.
Team Colbert is helping all of us! Thank you for continuing to give us the FANTASTIC show. You are all appreciated.
Stephen, Conan and Kimmel are my favorites during these quarantine. They got their unique style and all their monologues are funny, in my opinion!
Trevor Noah's impressions...
Stephen, Trevor, Seth 😁
Ravis Smiley Colbert, Noah, Meyer
@@Jivolt like what you did with the last names 😂. Seth Meyer had been killing it! 👍
Ravis Smiley I use to not be a fan of Meyer but about a year ago he started to really ramp it up and I became a fan. Now he’s probably my favorite out of the 3... at least right now he is. It’s fun watching him all uncomfortable while recording from his home.
OMG! The cucumber joke had me laughing for 5 minutes, had to pause the show!!
Stephen looks close to crying. "Stop it! Stop it!"
Ok for real, I was laughing at my desk! Thank you, Mr. Colbert and family!
I’d like a clear shot of the book shelf, just to see what books Stephen reads. Also, love Peter!
Someone else listed the book titles above. Clearly someone with a bigger and better screen than me...
Suq Madiq: Every avid reader has shelves and shelves of books we haven’t read yet. Just like you have shelves and shelves of food you haven’t eaten yet.
Dr. Fauci " person or man of the year " .
Very possibly.
Thank You Stephen, I really need to disconnect and even though you are talking about the virus and my mother (87) was hospitalized yesterday in NY and I am at Barksdale AFB in Louisiana where I can't get off base much less out of the state or into NY, I look forward to hearing your broadcast.
Please keep up the great work! Thank you, again.
Well my mom who was actually 89yrs old passed from Covid-19 last night.
Thank you Stephen. You remind me there are sane people out there.
Man, Georgia Governor's ASL interpreter looks like a Santa Clause preacher.
Not knowing ASL, I was wondering if he was signing, "This effing numbskull is finally learning what he should have known a month ago...."
Hahahaha “Santa Preacher” good one Kittie
These people running the country are the equivalent of the kid in class saying
Lord Of The Flies is about... Some flies and a Lord. It's a long book and they do things together. The end.
And most of America is Piggy
Georgia Gov Kemp's office is literally 6.5 miles from the CDC headquarters!!!!
He's having a rally at our expense, I can't stand the lies