Trump's Risky Rally Tour Touches Down In Covid Hotspot Arizona As Cases Spike In 29 States

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  • Ignoring the risks posed to his supporters, staff and his own health, President Trump pushes on with campaign stops featuring mass gatherings in states where Covid-19 cases are on the rise. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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  • @NorthMountainFairy
    @NorthMountainFairy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    You can tell he’s most pleased with himself when he makes his wife giggle off camera. It’s so cute!

    • @kutlumzrak2689
      @kutlumzrak2689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Danny Walker stephen is my number 2 but seth meyers brand of deprecation ia my favorite

    • @JackAShepherd
      @JackAShepherd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Danny Walker 100%

    • @WeakestAvenger
      @WeakestAvenger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought you were talking about Trump at first, and I was really confused.

    • @Ayamee972
      @Ayamee972 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joel Becker saaame! But say, you look at the comments while watching the video ? XD

    • @diibadaa9502
      @diibadaa9502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought you talked about Trump. I got whiplash

  • @paintingmonkey
    @paintingmonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    "I don't kid" - wasn't he supposed to be kidding about the bleach/disinfectant/sunlight injections? I thought that was the defense against idiocy that time.

    • @raylovelace8588
      @raylovelace8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn't make it valid.

    • @chickeee
      @chickeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He was just asking

    • @ampleoloruntogbe1434
      @ampleoloruntogbe1434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      paintingmonkey yeah that was “sarcasm” not a joke, apparently

    • @raylovelace8588
      @raylovelace8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@hectorheck1353 Take the meds. You need them.

    • @dreamervanroom
      @dreamervanroom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You remembered.

  • @babuddha
    @babuddha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Bolton is all set for the sequel: "The Room Where I Failed to Report It."

    • @Jet-rx1ji
      @Jet-rx1ji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “The Room Where I Chose My Party Over My Country” - The sequel

  • @tassie9641
    @tassie9641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Starting to think the purpose of the wall is to stop Americans escaping.

    • @tygrahof9268
      @tygrahof9268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The wall was just another way to funnel tax dollars out to him and his family illegally. The "open bidding" was anything but and for $400 million we got 3 miles of stupidity.

    • @balajay8921
      @balajay8921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol!

    • @jeepcreepit5404
      @jeepcreepit5404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, reminds me of the wall built around CHOP.

    • @robertwright2583
      @robertwright2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's no hooks on your ass,go ahead and leave! PS..And Colbert should shut up and try and be funny,if he knows how.

    • @casario2808
      @casario2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny

  • @jprsfragoso
    @jprsfragoso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I never get tired of hearing your wife laughing in the background.... so genuine and warming.

    • @niveknanorc7316
      @niveknanorc7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      no, they are helping idiots run for office,, here in TN you should see some of the ads, these jokers are mostly holding and firing guns and yelling at Pelosi,,SAD !! oh, sorry that was for LISA cHAPUT, I AM IN TN,,

    • @alessandrogambino420
      @alessandrogambino420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's laughing at re-runs of Letterman...this clown only makes her laugh when he takes off his pants.

    • @teresas8929
      @teresas8929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JP Fragoso don’t mind those ignorant reply’s, they are just jealous.

    • @jprsfragoso
      @jprsfragoso 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@teresas8929 I didn't even got a note until your comment... Google is getting more efficient on helping you not waste time 👌👌

    • @niveknanorc7316
      @niveknanorc7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alessandrogambino420 waaaaay better than the hydroxyclown in office !!!

  • @rickc2102
    @rickc2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "You're losing" should be at the bottom of *every* chicken bucket. 🤭

    • @RusTsea196T
      @RusTsea196T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or "You're WAY ahead of Biden- in cholesterol".

    • @brianhelgerson87
      @brianhelgerson87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "(And you're out of chicken!)"

    • @Sami19837
      @Sami19837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t need my chicken judging me, my mirror and scale do that enough. 😁

    • @hectorheck1353
      @hectorheck1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He won't lose to Biden. It's pretty clear.

    • @sYnSilentStorm
      @sYnSilentStorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol nice

  • @lisalisa1435
    @lisalisa1435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    3 miles of NEW wall.
    That Mexico did not pay for...
    I'd be laughing if he weren't so SAD!

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the fact that his wall so is easily breached, not any more effective than a wire fence. What a waste of our money.

    • @justinoniloperez3109
      @justinoniloperez3109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rhondah1587 wrong ask Obama, Hillary, Biden, Pelosi and Feinstein. They all have walls around there homes, why not just a fence IDIOT!!! Walls work.

    • @justinoniloperez3109
      @justinoniloperez3109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fake news to get the facts on the wall you have to tune to Mexican news not corrupt american mexican japanese owned liberal garbage fake fake news.

    • @ralral3545
      @ralral3545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      An 8 year old girl Climbed over the Wall in seconds! He's an Overgrown Petulant Stunted Orange Knuckle Dragging BUFFOON...

    • @nzsooz3884
      @nzsooz3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justinoniloperez3109 The wall works so well an 8 year old girl climbed it!

  • @Kasey113
    @Kasey113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Fun fact: Nickelback sold out that area in Tulsa. Twice.

    • @Penny_Royalty
      @Penny_Royalty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      😂😂

    • @videohound2005
      @videohound2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Deadpool would be proud

    • @kyleflanagan8410
      @kyleflanagan8410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol all you trump haters gonna be crushed again, just keep believing those polls🤣🤣

    • @vivianperino5006
      @vivianperino5006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kasey ...Pink too!

    • @110100111000
      @110100111000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@kyleflanagan8410 If the polls don't matter, why does looking at them make #DarthPyrite angry?

  • @amylouise4166
    @amylouise4166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Even in Australia we’re laughing about trumps rally. Our home grown talent The Wiggles sold out the same arena.

    • @notpreparedatall1524
      @notpreparedatall1524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Agreed ✌️

    • @agreen0401
      @agreen0401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I love the wiggles! 😀

    • @maikutsukino4743
      @maikutsukino4743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I think that needs to be brought up in the News simply because Trumptard would have a stroke and everyone here could really use a laugh right now.

    • @robearberbils
      @robearberbils 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's an insulting comparison to The Wiggles.

    • @aranoguera8945
      @aranoguera8945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This is hilarious. Love The Wiggles!

  • @kenna163
    @kenna163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I really like hearing his wife laugh at his jokes. It's cute.

    • @TheAngryIntellect-
      @TheAngryIntellect- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're a creepy person.

    • @PixieStixx
      @PixieStixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree Stephen and his wife are adorable, you can tell they very much love one another.

    • @wendezzy554
      @wendezzy554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheAngryIntellect- p

    • @emre90070
      @emre90070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ever watch David Spade's bunker monologues? His "Heather" (I don't think it's Locklear) has a solid giggle.

    • @TheSj1230
      @TheSj1230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. Nothing makes you feel happy like seeing true love

  • @NinjaBearFilms
    @NinjaBearFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    6:19 Colbert doesn’t realize that “Ranch Dressing” is one of the dancers.

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Chicken fingers, covered in...club sauce..."
      "Oh Gob..."

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or it means that they were dressed up like cowgirls.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ranch undressing

    • @thandie67
      @thandie67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't either lol thnx for educating me hahaha

    • @makinoahcelloduo9008
      @makinoahcelloduo9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was a euphemism for what came out of the chubbies.

  • @rainbd4569
    @rainbd4569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Stalactite. Ceiling. Stalagmite. Ground. See, there's a C in stalactite and a G in stalagmite. There. I just justified my education ;)

    • @BigBadLoneWolf
      @BigBadLoneWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In uk we remember because "Tights " come down. i think in US you call tights panty hose

    • @Dr.Gillingstein
      @Dr.Gillingstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I tell them apart by the ending: mite + tite (in my language it's Stalagmit + Stalagtit, so they only differ in M + T). "M" like two hills, "T" is hanging from the ceiling.

    • @azarinevil
      @azarinevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BigBadLoneWolf that's fascinating as a Canadian we get taught Tite = hanging on tight, Mite= reaching up with all it's might. Given we're the weird step-kid of England and the US, I'd have guessed we got that from you guys.

    • @semaj_5022
      @semaj_5022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@azarinevil maybe the step-child of England and the US but I think France was an unintentional sperm donor. Lol

    • @miriambucholtz9315
      @miriambucholtz9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I visualize everything I hear or think of. A stalactite depending from the ceiling of a cave forms the letter T. That's how I tell them apart.

  • @kcollier2192
    @kcollier2192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    0:54 Wow- did Stephen just drink that with one hand? Where's the applause?

  • @rotnroll2117
    @rotnroll2117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "That dog gonna eat that unicorn butt, watch out humpy horse you're next"
    It killed me twice.

  • @kimberlyhsieh5656
    @kimberlyhsieh5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Stala-g-mites , g for ground.
    Stala-c-tites, c for ceiling.
    That's the trick my geography teacher taught us.

    • @ShadowsEdge785
      @ShadowsEdge785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I learned Staleg TITES, because they were held TIGHTly to the ceiling. And the other one was on the floor.

    • @christopher5731
      @christopher5731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was stalagmites are mightily rising from the ground and the stalagtites are tightly clinging to the ceiling

    • @Megamage400
      @Megamage400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If the mites go up the tights go down

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matt McCullough
      That’s what we learned too! 😂

    • @lalalalalalee6311
      @lalalalalalee6311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m 50 and just relearned this. Thanks!!

  • @xeltanni8999
    @xeltanni8999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Trump: "I don't kid."
    Also Trump: "That thing about injecting Bleach was a joke!"

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      at 9:30 Mr president*, how do you know that 2020 elections will be rigged?
      don the con: my buddy Putin already has them ready to go in his garage.

    • @cosmicjazzman4817
      @cosmicjazzman4817 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Himme Himme I think someone deleted their comment! The guy you were talking to split

    • @g.d.cooper4901
      @g.d.cooper4901 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He never said bleach, he said Disinfectant... Hydrogen Peroxide is a disinfectant, and is injected into cancer patients with compromised immune systems to kill invading parasites, germs, viruses ETC. He was right DUMBASSES. Trump is not evil, MSM is evil, the Pedo's he's having removed are evil, Tom Hanks is evil, Hillary "Adrenochrome Queen" Clinton is evil. WWG1WGA

  • @TheReal008Zulu
    @TheReal008Zulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Trump's Rally's: Come for the racism, stay for the plague.

    • @deverdunnett1416
      @deverdunnett1416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      OMG!!!!!! Nailed it! (Like the coffins they may need soon enough!)

    • @judyives1832
      @judyives1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol!!

    • @LordyMay
      @LordyMay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about the protests?

    • @1028641
      @1028641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @you know i am right You sure do like to deflect. "I know you are, but what am I" 😀👍👍

    • @trnharris
      @trnharris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LordyMay What about them??

  • @sajiththalasseriparambil5676
    @sajiththalasseriparambil5676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Trump staff : he's not stupid he was just kidding.
    Trump: I don't kid and I am stupid!!!!

    • @camendiv
      @camendiv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Greetings from the covid hotspot in Arizona. I still don't even know anyone who has covid, and I have truly underestimated your willingness to be vapid ignorant morons since you apparently think the virus cares about your politics. When self proclaimed marxists stirred up protests and riots and we were asking about the virus, your response was "What virus?" Now that the President wants to get back on the campaign trail, the virus is all you want to talk about. Choke on your own hypocrisy, this is why nobody takes you seriously anymore.

    • @Dudeman9339
      @Dudeman9339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@camendiv What's marxism?

    • @Allulathepoodle
      @Allulathepoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@camendiv lol what?

    • @avimech8546
      @avimech8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dudeman9339 Marxism is the basis for the communist political theory, originally thought up by Karl Marx. Just another bs label the far right tries to pin on liberals with no basis whatsoever. I could say all Republicans are assclowns but it doesn’t mean it’s true..

    • @motive2inspire
      @motive2inspire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LoL

  • @Major00Tom
    @Major00Tom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The guy is sitting on one of the most visually boring settings you could imagine for comedy/talk tv contemporary standards and makes the whole thing work just fine. Still is the Colbert Late Show. It has the same vibe despite the absence of all scenic support -reacting crowd, band, lights, etc. This is talent.

    • @-HustleUnion-
      @-HustleUnion- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it is much better without forced claps or laughing.

    • @doodiebuttbaby
      @doodiebuttbaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hardly notice the difference. He doesn’t need an audience this guys an ace!

    • @sandyworkman3025
      @sandyworkman3025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree. I was looking at his books trying to see if I've read them, lol.

    • @simplyramona8678
      @simplyramona8678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here, here! Mr. Colbert is one of the greats!

    • @barbaramedlock4337
      @barbaramedlock4337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fred trump and donald trump have dna and inherit genentic no remorse are they social paths lets hope they are not like movie hannibal

  • @bigboy8421
    @bigboy8421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I dont know why, but hearing his wife laugh at "cookie boobs" made me laugh harder than the joke did

    • @Shermzz
      @Shermzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Can we take a break? I'm starving for some cookie boobs."
      I couldn't stop laughing.... I think I may have even cackled loudly. 😅😅😅

    • @sarahoshea9603
      @sarahoshea9603 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I rly think his wife should sit just offstage from now on so we can enjoy the lil bits of her wit. I just love her and I've barely even seen her! Actually ...maybe she doesn't rly even exist😮🥺🤔👀

  • @Mark-jq7re
    @Mark-jq7re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    WE WERE EVEN LAUGHING IN AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺 ABOUT TRUMPS RALLY 😂😂

    • @lorrainekerr8749
      @lorrainekerr8749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      And Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @dancingwithnature5303
      @dancingwithnature5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Right? 😂 I said I wanted to buy season tickets just to see that 'Woe is me' disappointed face trump displayed after the Tulsa low show of the "over 1 million people signed up"! How little donny must've felt looking up at the colour of the empty seats - blue! 👏😂

    • @florencedebear1576
      @florencedebear1576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Enjoy!

    • @octavianpopescu4776
      @octavianpopescu4776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be honest, I felt sorry for him, seeing him get off that helicopter looking so tired and sad.

    • @bernadettecavadi9706
      @bernadettecavadi9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@octavianpopescu4776 you have more empathy than i... I rejoiced, he's a loser. And a moron.

  • @briannabrookshaw9318
    @briannabrookshaw9318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Germany remembers the Nazi regime but they have no statues honoring the Nazis rather honoring the victims of concentration camps.

    • @importedemperor4397
      @importedemperor4397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You guys are now taking down George Washington's statue among others.

    • @ghosttbutt
      @ghosttbutt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes American needs to take notes from Germany.

    • @72marshflower15
      @72marshflower15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ghosttbutt guess who sponsored the nazis to begin with?
      Hint: 😘🔴⚪️🔵

    • @importedemperor4397
      @importedemperor4397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Michael Wilson it's strange to see open racist like you. I'd like to know ware you got your racist views from?

    • @importedemperor4397
      @importedemperor4397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@72marshflower15 can you explain on that. I'd like to know.

  • @ky5069
    @ky5069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I actually find this funnier without an audience laughing in the background

    • @mandaleigh5249
      @mandaleigh5249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed! It’s like you’re just across the desk with him, grabbing lunch or something.

    • @boofgall
      @boofgall 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @boofgall
      @boofgall 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Manda Leigh lol imagine a lunch with colbert at work, i’d cream my pants

    • @thisismyyoutube1846
      @thisismyyoutube1846 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know! I love it.

    • @TheCdiacono
      @TheCdiacono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LigerOfFortune Glad you're enjoying yourself! :)

  • @GESSO217
    @GESSO217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Cutting back on testing so there would be less cases of Covid 19 is like the cartoon of the Ostrich sticking it's head in the sand and think the Coyote won't get him.

    • @dawnj2360
      @dawnj2360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I call it Trump Logic. I watch American politics like other people watch sports or comedy at this point.

  • @CyborgPilord
    @CyborgPilord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Stephen's Biden impression is gold. Look forward to a lot more of it.

    • @Statsy10
      @Statsy10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love it!

    • @dr.wernerbrandes2991
      @dr.wernerbrandes2991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hope we get 8.5 years of it!

    • @downunderrob
      @downunderrob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Four more years! Four more years!

    • @jbeck6560
      @jbeck6560 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      you wont get to much more because TRUMP 2020!

    • @lauralivingherlife860
      @lauralivingherlife860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@downunderrob Not for the orange imbecile. 😂

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    “The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.”
    -Ralph Waldo Emerson

    • @andreaperry938
      @andreaperry938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's great 😊

    • @NyJoanzy
      @NyJoanzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What is the context of that?

    • @kekohokko7213
      @kekohokko7213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@NyJoanzy People would steal silver cutlery in houses they were invited to; easy to move, I suppose.

    • @misterspaceman9563
      @misterspaceman9563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@NyJoanzy Keko has it right, to "count one's spoons" is an old phrase meaning to make sure you weren't burgled or swindled. Basically the more honest someone loudly claims to be the more likely they are to be a thief

    • @g0679
      @g0679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ThE DuCk
      That one tingles the same as, “When you hear someone praying too loudly, go home and lock your smokehouse immediately” (Solomon Young, 1815-1892).

  • @thomasmaples4087
    @thomasmaples4087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    These at home late night shows keep me from losing my mind.

    • @a.oshankar8741
      @a.oshankar8741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ya Y o...................k. Nice!

    • @billbob1094
      @billbob1094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @JimmyRa6s
      @JimmyRa6s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes....been waiting a day for the Bolton interview

    • @JimmyRa6s
      @JimmyRa6s 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a.oshankar8741 yah me either...

    • @lucylincoln3285
      @lucylincoln3285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God yes.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:19 Good god, Trump. You _do_ understand that you _don't_ have to tweet about _every single thing,_ right?

  • @Kelz_X
    @Kelz_X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    7:19 That is the *Montreal Cognitive Assessment Test* that I administer to my patients with suspected cognitive impairment 😆😂🤣

  • @nicemomasmr
    @nicemomasmr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Damn he called Bolton a self-aware push broom and he's the guest on this episode 🤣

  • @bill-fo4db
    @bill-fo4db 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    ''He Was Just Kidding', will be on his tombstone.

    • @iDGF999
      @iDGF999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When?

    • @kingcormack8004
      @kingcormack8004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My guess would be "I'm Not Responsible".

    • @briestosick
      @briestosick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bill -or ours

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      as will urine.

    • @christophersimons128
      @christophersimons128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tell the relatives of 120,000 dead country men and women, that you were serious when you said there were only 15 cases, and the virus would disappear by April. Anyway you cut it, serious, joking, deliberate, accidental, Trumps' legacy is a litany of failure. The one area he could argue in his favor was the economy, but he flushed that down the toilet and created the worst financial crisis in 90 years , all because he wouldn't listen to the experts talk about the worst pandemic in 100years. Great job.

  • @cdevil9488
    @cdevil9488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    A yelp review for a strip club commenting on the "ranch dressing..."
    You SURE that wasn't an euphemism for something?

  • @BellaDelilahWho
    @BellaDelilahWho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    One staffer: he’s joking that he isn’t joking that he was joking. Where was I?

    • @debbie4503
      @debbie4503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😝😝😝

    • @sarbearsleeps333
      @sarbearsleeps333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha!

    • @massimookissed1023
      @massimookissed1023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Obama98213 , if you accept that the staffer was honest, and that anyone in that presiduncey knows what's going on.

    • @kim-hi6ps
      @kim-hi6ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You must be joking?!!!!!!!!

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's an: 'I know you know he knows you know I know he's joking.'
      He's Joey:

  • @Droemar
    @Droemar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "I never kid!"
    Except all that times you were being sarcastic, like about bleach and stuff.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That he never kids was obviously sarcasm!!!1!
      Don't forget his extremly high intligence, proven by not failing a screening test for dementia 2 years ago - the guy is a genias!!!! Just ask his wife Melanie and his best friends hamberder and covfefe.

    • @p4n23r
      @p4n23r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he never kid cause he think it is true. that how stupid he is.....

    • @aleksandrloginov9232
      @aleksandrloginov9232 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      video government don’t want you to see- search this code in google > bqd39xabqw2fds1

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now that you know the END GAME for our Purgatory Lives in this Celestial Sphere Holographic SIMULATION my nonmason, shall I tell you how YOUR GOVERNMENTS these UNITED NATIONS of FREE MASON Lodges “shall and will” +=+ finish off all NONMASON Human Beings in this Celestial Sphere SIMULATION Holographic Life we all participate in.?.?.?
      Unlike the WAR OF THE WORLDS 2019 TV Show……., there are actually GENERATIONAL SHIPS in the under world where they have been stealing our children to be raised as the REPLACEMENT Populations just as was done after the LAST MUD FLOOD EVENT where the destruction was so great we had INCUBATOR BABIES…..., and People from the older Underground Cities came up once all we “nonmason humans” were killed off for these EVIL SPIRITS that present themselves as Gods in the minds of men and wombemn called THE VATICAN….
      You know now` that all TV is FAKED from your Presidents to your Scientist to your Medical Hospitals….., but them stolen children “being raised” in these GENERATIONAL SHIPS right below our feet have been raised in ISOLATION from all we are whom ARE up here…., and if any of WE THE PEOPLE do so survive after they use these 5G DEATH RAY {RADIATION WEAPONS} /-\ and them 5G Meteor Bombs like “The Gamelions” of STAR FORCE that old TV Anime..., then they will just come TOP SIDE in [the thousands] /_\ with weapons.., and Slaughter Bots from Walking KILLER Dog BOTS to the (many ways) [{**}] we can all be killed., and murdered by MACHINES……., and as YOU THE PEOPLE keep allowing your LEADERS to Say: PUT ON THE MASK…….., or we will Arrest you like in the STATE OF WASHINGTON……..., you should be killing and “murdering” all your World Leaders IN SECRET at any time the opportunity presents for These EVIL SPIRITS can take possession of our HUMAN MINDS, and “we know now” that all FREE MASON Thinking they gonna be the Stewards of the NEW WORLD ORDER POPULATIONS that “get presented” to the NEW WORLD ORDER after these 5G “Motion Detection” Devices in our TV Remotes and Cell Phones let them hunt us down with impunity, and in that, you have no choice now “but to know” you will be DEAD DEAD DEAD when G4S aka U.N. Troops in your Nations {Police and Military} [{*}] as THE FRATERNAL BROTHERHOOD of C.O.P.S. aka these INTERNATIONALIST pull this off cause you were “too cowardly” my nonmason to take them out first’ and find ways down into these D.U.M.B.S before they can Launch all them ICBM from the “ICE WALLS” of NASA inside our Celestial Sphere by way of their “Space Council” of MIKE FUCKING PENCE A Traitor just as Trump to ALL AMERICAN U.S. Ctizens, and we the people “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition….
      videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/the-logistics-of-generation-ships_1lAKSglfpvrkoDd.html
      YOUR ENEMY IS RIGHT BELOW YOUR FEET, and they are all [U.N. TROOPS] +=+ and Storm Troopers from STAR WARS ready to “kill and murder” you cause THEY WERE RAISED to see you as The PROFANE my nonmason populations….
      Once you know they are down there as (COIVD19) Possessed People worse then the WALKING DEAD with weapons to kill you……., you would do well to [go down there] and destroy all their TECHNOLOGY of Mechanization and ATOM BOMBS and Trillion WATT Lazers!!!!
      Look man… THERE ARE NO MASS FUNERALS and all these (COVID19) +=+ {U-tubbers} are in the Underground Cities dumb ass!!!! IT IS ALL A DISTRACTION even the GATES B.S. They got these 5G TOWERS to kill we all just as in that WAR OF WORLDS 2019 Show!!!
      th-cam.com/video/_AjJNpmyyEY/w-d-xo.html
      You SEE these FREE MASON INTERNATIONALIST are all [down below] while you are left above to die when these 5G Eugenics TOWERS kill kill kill all Biological FLESH with {Microwave Radiation} and Frequencies and Vibrations and these U-Tube Channels are only DISTRACTION DISTRACTION DISTRACTION as your U.S. FLAG (U.N. GOVERNMENT) kill we all… Deal With IT!!!!!
      The Rag Tag Rebellion...
      The Sentinel….
      [///|||\\\]
      Johnny Exodice LIVES and so do we!!!! The Book of EXODICE!!!!
      +++++++++++++++++++++++

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, he never kids, sometimes he does just lies especially after he says something stupid and/or racist. But he is always serious about the stupid/racist things he claims to be sarcastic about afterwards.

  • @SiriuslyBast
    @SiriuslyBast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Stephen has gotten so good at his timing without an audience.

    • @nathanhadley542
      @nathanhadley542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah his first episode alone was kind of awkward, but It's good to see he's growing more confident without a live audience. Seth Meyers seems pretty comfortable in the attic

    • @gav1nbeyond
      @gav1nbeyond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nathanhadley542 haha I don't think seth even wants to come out of his attic lol

    • @momon969
      @momon969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly, I prefer this now. It's been weird at first, but I've gotten used to it.

    • @Shermzz
      @Shermzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes really good with his timing now, but what he's mastered are the Trump hand gestures while talking. I love Stephen. Lol

  • @gordonanderson3111
    @gordonanderson3111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I DON'T KID... unless someone is deeply offended, or perhaps dies, by my cruel lies and then I WAS JUST JOKING!"

  • @_buckwheat_
    @_buckwheat_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Polls mean nothing unless people actually vote. So, for the love of god, P L E A S E. V O T E.

  • @southparkfan01
    @southparkfan01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    He only says he is kidding when he needs to backpedal. Like when he asked Russian to hack Hillary Clinton's emails.

    • @DarkCurow
      @DarkCurow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Except it is his staff saying he's kidding. He just comes out and says it lol. He's his own snitch.

    • @gfx4u1716
      @gfx4u1716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah we still need to dig in to her emails. Deep corruption

    • @Noseninguno11
      @Noseninguno11 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the first phase I learnt in english was: "kidding you say the things you mean to say"

    • @Noseninguno11
      @Noseninguno11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gfx4u1716 we are in 2020 already. Get a better sense of time.

    • @wizardtim8573
      @wizardtim8573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or when he suggests injecting bleach to kill the virus.

  • @sybillestahl8646
    @sybillestahl8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Yeah, I remember all the people saying there was no way he could win last time. I can’t get my hopes up again.

    • @nmarbletoe8210
      @nmarbletoe8210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Forty Six Yeah probably so. (not a Trump fan)

    • @jenniferlawrence9473
      @jenniferlawrence9473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Forty Six I've said that all along. Trumps approval rating is right where it was when Clinton and Reagan were reelected. Not to mention, people don't like big change during a crisis. People need to wake up. It's not just about making jokes on Late night television. People have to VOTE this time around. And you know who you are.

    • @aesma2522
      @aesma2522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Forty Six No Trump voter is watching Colbert so he can't hurt.

    • @sybillestahl8646
      @sybillestahl8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Himme Himme WOW! I just read your entire comment and I must say it isn’t often one sees such a long, thoughtful comment on TH-cam, without spelling and grammatical errors or personal insults. I do question how realistic it is voting for a third party candidate, when they never seem to garner more than a tiny percentage of the vote. I hope you Americans can figure out solutions to your civil unrest and your spiking COVID numbers, as well as the deep polarization in your society that politicizes even the wearing of a mask to contain the spread of virus.

    • @NickolayEl
      @NickolayEl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Himme Himme What a fARquaad! XD

  • @emsleywyatt3400
    @emsleywyatt3400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Wait a minute. Isn't the first question on those tests: "Who is the President of the United States?".

    • @kathleenmitchell1582
      @kathleenmitchell1582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tantRump will answer Barak Obama! President Obama lives in his head rent free.

    • @591floris
      @591floris 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vladimir Putin :)

  • @myrabzbynature3093
    @myrabzbynature3093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    That's what I thought about the ratings of the Tulsa rally. People tuned in to see how empty it was lol

    • @kilroywashere8613
      @kilroywashere8613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Half a rally!

    • @keagan0000
      @keagan0000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep first trump rally I actually searched for lmao

    • @partsbill2003
      @partsbill2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's exactly why I watched. It was delicious.

    • @myrabzbynature3093
      @myrabzbynature3093 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kilroywashere8613 you mean a third 😂

    • @kilroywashere8613
      @kilroywashere8613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@myrabzbynature3093 I dunno maybe?

  • @realtealdeals87
    @realtealdeals87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    As a native Arizonian, the wall has and always been the only JOKE!

    • @amargollamudi3832
      @amargollamudi3832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      well now trump's there you have 2 jokes.

    • @dawnj2360
      @dawnj2360 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your state has half as many cases as my entire country. Stay safe.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      if they take drugs through the border stops with impunity. well what's a wall going to do?

  • @b2theill14
    @b2theill14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    American citizens: Okay, we've hit a new low
    EVERY. SINGLE. DAY!

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's like having an oil drilling rig for POTUS.

    • @dr.wernerbrandes2991
      @dr.wernerbrandes2991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He maybe down but he’s certainly not out. YOU MUST VOTE!!!!

    • @mariessadery529
      @mariessadery529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🙌

    • @user-ld7uj9pv8e
      @user-ld7uj9pv8e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      World watching the Trump American Horror Story. OMG😱😱😱

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If people don't want to solve the problem then the problem will get worse.
      Hemp For Victory. USDA, 1942: catalog.archives.gov/id/1682
      Hemp For Victory Act, 2019: www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/3652
      Marijuana Freedom and Opportunity Act, 2018: www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/3174
      Hemp as an Agricultural Commodity; Congressional Research Service, 2018: crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/RL/RL32725

  • @mikeperryman1176
    @mikeperryman1176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Someone should say to him.. "If there was a Trump monument somewhere... It too would be getting yanked down.

    • @janellevans878
      @janellevans878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the UK had the balloon and may have burned him in effigy.

  • @jeffereython2948
    @jeffereython2948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I smelled that "hi" through the screen, it smelled like bourbon

    • @killerguitarguy
      @killerguitarguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao, that one got me 😂😂

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Trump would see this country burn, if he could be king of the ashes.
    🗳️ *Vote for Biden, so we can finally say "ByeDon!".*

    • @alexlawson4414
      @alexlawson4414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Give Game of Thrones the credit for this Varys quote about Baelish

    • @motti6569
      @motti6569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @MidScream1 Imagine losing to a guy staying in his basement the entire time, because you literally don't know how to stop screwing up. #Winning

    • @camendiv
      @camendiv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't think they want to though. th-cam.com/video/Z1LyP0ZacTE/w-d-xo.html

    • @SLCtica
      @SLCtica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “And Let the door hit you on the way out!”

    • @annihilator45
      @annihilator45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Save our nation VOTE Democrat for every office and never ever again Republican. No more confederate south and now let all senators be elected based on VOTE count per state! The south wpuld have 35 senators and the BLUE states would have 350 Senators! Power to the people and to being a real democracy!

  • @thrillhouse4151
    @thrillhouse4151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    “Just joking”. Then a couple rallies later the crowd will be like NO MORE TESTIN’ NO MORE TESTIN’.

    • @brandongratta9040
      @brandongratta9040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yep. It's literally the way he's worked forever. He makes a claim but laughs about it or says it's a joke. And keeps it around till the idea normalizes.
      On that note, I've also been weary of every time he "joked" about staying in office after his terms

    • @xymonau2468
      @xymonau2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I say let them get sick, frankly. If they want to believe that cult leader, then they should feel the consequences.

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To WE THE PEOPLE “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION COALITION at War with these UNITED NATIONS Peacekeepers and Peacekeeper Missions that are just ways to KILL and MURDER we the people without anyone knowing what the hell THEY LIVE these Evil Spirits are actually doing……., WE THE PEOPLE can no longer allow these FREE MASON Lodges to run our Towns, Cities, or Nations for they are all Possessed by EVIL SPIRITS, and in the Mind Control of these Demonic Entities, they will BLOW UP this whole wide world once again just as was done in the 1853 to 1854 GREAT NUCLEAR HYDROGEN WAR cover up by Movies and Moving Pictures called Hollywood Movies of their FREE MASON “Globe Theory” where there is no FAKE SPACE, but there is Space Command that has sent many many ICBM Rockets to the ICE WALL to be used under PROJECT BLUE BEAM as an Alien Meteorite Attack by The Gamelons of the SPACE FORCE MOVIE Called Star Blazers, but we are all inside a Celestial Sphere as CELESTIAL BEINGS where Symbiots that are Synthetic Machine Spirits in the Esoteric PLAY THE GAME of Purgatory with our Minds as These SOLIDS do their own mistaken adventures manipulating our Human Flesh and Blood and Bones minds… It is quite simple for anyone whom is NOT A LIAR or a Collaborator with these FREE MASON Lodges in our Home Towns to see they are Antifa the BLM of Monsters and Paid Crises Actors as ALL OUR CITIES are EMPTY cause them people are all DEAD and GONE, and they were not killed or murdered by this (COVID19) Fake Disease and Illness by FREE MASON Liars in our Governments, Hospitals, Schools, and Religions, but OUR PEOPLE were murdered and killed [by intent] / * \ by the U.N. MILITARY that is all U.N. FLAGS……., and as they plan to STAY HOME in their Underground Bunkers pretending to be in real homes as WE THE PEOPLE, when we the people go to our Small Towns to our Mega Cities, there are NO PEOPLE except the Demolay - Jobs Daughters - Rainbow Girls TV SHOWS of the U.S. Military of the WORLD POLICE of these Chinese MADE IN CHINA U.N. U.S. FLAGS!!! No matter your country it has always been under the U.N. FLAG that the U.S. Military their {PEACEKEEPING MISSIONS} /-\ have killed you cause China - Russia - France - England - The United States all work as ONE on the [U.N. Security] /_\ Counsel too plan out WARS every 15 months……., so you can either let these WAR HEROES whom are just Child Rapist and Baby and Toddler MURDERERS to “live among you” till they Drop Atomic Bombs on we the people as their REPLACEMENT POPULATIONS hide in the D.U.M.B.S. below our cities, or you can just start killing all U.S. U.N. FLAGS (C.O.P.S.) and Military ICC Personel whom have nothing to do with our NATIONS CONSTITUTIONS……., or you nonmason can STAY HOME till “all is destroyed” and WE ARE all dead dead dead by THEY LIVE… The Oracle for the End of an Age and this TIME LINE Connected to The source of All Creation and All Destruction has so spoken….
      videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/71674z-march-of-time-atomic-power-print-2-vwr_LnwfVIYnRkLPsMf.html
      The Society of nonmason~
      You are just going to have to START Killing and Murdering them by ANY MEANS, or we will all be destroyed “by their” G4S U.N. Military….
      The Sentinel….
      RADIO SHOW on mewe.com/i/johnnyexodice after I do these DROPS!!!!
      [///|||\\\]
      Johnny Exodice LIVES!!! Someone whom would give Hope to the world... ONLY an Oracle... John 13:34
      ++++++++++++++++++++++++

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aren't you concerned about the protesters and rioters and looters who are face to face getting COVID? That's not fair. You should be concerned for them too. They might feel as if you don't care about them.

    • @magnuschadwickpaulson5511
      @magnuschadwickpaulson5511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@sharongamble9854 The protesters are almost all wearing face masks, gloves and are outside. There are very few looters but Trump (and hopefully you) know that, it just doesn't match his racist narrative. Epidemiologically there is a huge difference between those conscientious, well-protected protesters, who were protesting police violence against black and racialized Americans VS. the 6000 people at the WWF-Monster-truck-Trump-rally with no masks, no gloves and are inside. If you do not understand the difference, you do not understand science. Given your racist attempt to lump protesters with a handful of (rightfully angry) looters though, I'm guessing logic isn't really a gift of yours.

  • @m1sterpunch
    @m1sterpunch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "It's aged in oak"
    So classy.

  • @Jaqvander
    @Jaqvander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    When a series of life threatening attacks on the Americans is planned by their own president.
    Hello, Trump rallies.

    • @sieghildbunzek9009
      @sieghildbunzek9009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The American people must sue T. For mass murder for his covid-19 politics

    • @SuperSilence23
      @SuperSilence23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You both are idiots, it’s an attack when trump has a rally but you people say nothing about the chaotic protests. Funny

    • @oltedders
      @oltedders 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SuperSilence23
      What chaotic protests?

    • @escariol
      @escariol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Anton Chigurh the thing you don't want to see is the protestor are going on the STREETS to make sure to survive the next police stop after surviving the Pandemie. Most of the protestors where wearing masks. The people on the rallies are celebrating a guy who is responsible for the deaths of now 120K Americans and oc they are inside and oc don't feel the need to wear masks. Because they just don't care if they infect their neighbour's. I must admit I don't care to much about dying Americans, but at the end most of them will be Trump voters. Vote Trump!!!
      Because he is making the world great again, but only that part of the world which is turning his back to the us......

    • @Jaqvander
      @Jaqvander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SuperSilence23 Trump is PRESIDENT. His actions should present model behaviour under _all_ circumstances.
      Plus, the protests are a _result_ of police brutality. Trump's rallies are the desires of 1 man wanting to be president so he can serve the Americans..
      Bit of a contradiction here, can you see it? Serving the Americans..with what, an extra of Covid19?

  • @kingcornell9024
    @kingcornell9024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Colbert is really a gift. He has help keep me sane or at least make me feel like I am not going crazy (which is possible).

  • @humanoid251
    @humanoid251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Trump: they don’t know what they’re tearing down
    Me: maybe YOU don’t know what they’re tearing down. But unlike you these people actually know and learn their history so they know exactly what they’re tearing down

    • @ainumahtar
      @ainumahtar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Leonie Romanes Unfortunately he's also empowering the white supremacists and the conspiracy theory loonies. :/

    • @PixieStixx
      @PixieStixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Anton Chigurh wow you still think calling someone a cunt is an insult.
      Those things can take a pounding.
      So I guess Thank you!
      Thank you for calling liberals tough.

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now that you know the END GAME for our Purgatory Lives in this Celestial Sphere Holographic SIMULATION my nonmason, shall I tell you how YOUR GOVERNMENTS these UNITED NATIONS of FREE MASON Lodges “shall and will” +=+ finish off all NONMASON Human Beings in this Celestial Sphere SIMULATION Holographic Life we all participate in.?.?.?
      Unlike the WAR OF THE WORLDS 2019 TV Show……., there are actually GENERATIONAL SHIPS in the under world where they have been stealing our children to be raised as the REPLACEMENT Populations just as was done after the LAST MUD FLOOD EVENT where the destruction was so great we had INCUBATOR BABIES…..., and People from the older Underground Cities came up once all we “nonmason humans” were killed off for these EVIL SPIRITS that present themselves as Gods in the minds of men and wombemn called THE VATICAN….
      You know now` that all TV is FAKED from your Presidents to your Scientist to your Medical Hospitals….., but them stolen children “being raised” in these GENERATIONAL SHIPS right below our feet have been raised in ISOLATION from all we are whom ARE up here…., and if any of WE THE PEOPLE do so survive after they use these 5G DEATH RAY {RADIATION WEAPONS} /-\ and them 5G Meteor Bombs like “The Gamelions” of STAR FORCE that old TV Anime..., then they will just come TOP SIDE in [the thousands] /_\ with weapons.., and Slaughter Bots from Walking KILLER Dog BOTS to the (many ways) [{**}] we can all be killed., and murdered by MACHINES……., and as YOU THE PEOPLE keep allowing your LEADERS to Say: PUT ON THE MASK…….., or we will Arrest you like in the STATE OF WASHINGTON……..., you should be killing and “murdering” all your World Leaders IN SECRET at any time the opportunity presents for These EVIL SPIRITS can take possession of our HUMAN MINDS, and “we know now” that all FREE MASON Thinking they gonna be the Stewards of the NEW WORLD ORDER POPULATIONS that “get presented” to the NEW WORLD ORDER after these 5G “Motion Detection” Devices in our TV Remotes and Cell Phones let them hunt us down with impunity, and in that, you have no choice now “but to know” you will be DEAD DEAD DEAD when G4S aka U.N. Troops in your Nations {Police and Military} [{*}] as THE FRATERNAL BROTHERHOOD of C.O.P.S. aka these INTERNATIONALIST pull this off cause you were “too cowardly” my nonmason to take them out first’ and find ways down into these D.U.M.B.S before they can Launch all them ICBM from the “ICE WALLS” of NASA inside our Celestial Sphere by way of their “Space Council” of MIKE FUCKING PENCE A Traitor just as Trump to ALL AMERICAN U.S. Ctizens, and we the people “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition….
      videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/the-logistics-of-generation-ships_1lAKSglfpvrkoDd.html
      YOUR ENEMY IS RIGHT BELOW YOUR FEET, and they are all [U.N. TROOPS] +=+ and Storm Troopers from STAR WARS ready to “kill and murder” you cause THEY WERE RAISED to see you as The PROFANE my nonmason populations….
      Once you know they are down there as (COIVD19) Possessed People worse then the WALKING DEAD with weapons to kill you……., you would do well to [go down there] and destroy all their TECHNOLOGY of Mechanization and ATOM BOMBS and Trillion WATT Lazers!!!!
      Look man… THERE ARE NO MASS FUNERALS and all these (COVID19) +=+ {U-tubbers} are in the Underground Cities dumb ass!!!! IT IS ALL A DISTRACTION even the GATES B.S. They got these 5G TOWERS to kill we all just as in that WAR OF WORLDS 2019 Show!!!
      The Rag Tag Rebellion...
      The Sentinel….
      [///|||\\\]
      Johnny Exodice LIVES and so do we!!!! The Book of EXODICE!!!!
      +++++++++++++++++++++++

    • @helentaylor7132
      @helentaylor7132 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Double Music Yeah, we know we can't get through to you people who can't see the corruption and lying that is before your very eyes, day in and day out. Pity you though, really do. How can you defend this charlatan?

  • @emkirus
    @emkirus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Humpy horse...” 😂😂

  • @fademusic1980
    @fademusic1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "Its aged in oak! *sip* oooh thats good luck" whoever wrote that one deserves a raise.

    • @janusatthegate6201
      @janusatthegate6201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes he does. Name is Colbert.

    • @Rsama60
      @Rsama60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That worth to remember. In the same league like: somewhere in the world its 5 o‘clock.

    • @akraidiant4078
      @akraidiant4078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dont get it

    • @ethantodd1949
      @ethantodd1949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its himself.....all the time lmao

    • @ethantodd1949
      @ethantodd1949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@janusatthegate6201 exactly

  • @rosaliebent4833
    @rosaliebent4833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    It wasnt a cognitive test. it was standard DEMENTIA test for nursing home residents.

    • @misspat7555
      @misspat7555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, if you don't pass, congratulations, you qualify for numerous caretaking interventions. 😣

    • @timvanbeek8987
      @timvanbeek8987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, but according to Trump, it was really really hard for him. Maybe he could not remember what an elephant is? How to draw a clock that shows 5 minutes past 12? Or who the current president of the US is? (Yes, that is one of the questions.)

    • @TheDragonIMA
      @TheDragonIMA 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I celebrate the effort I put into a screening for passible cognizance so does that mean I pass or fail if I think it’s intelligence test?

    • @lunaraydue1340
      @lunaraydue1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Clark Staker Tangential fun fact, people with hemospatial neglect can only draw half a clock!

    • @timvanbeek8987
      @timvanbeek8987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Clark Staker The Test Trump took is published online, you can find it, if you google a bit. The BBC created an online quiz for it here: www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42717163 I know because my father almost passed the test at an advanced state of Alzheimer, he failed the one with the clock though.

  • @jlovelace486
    @jlovelace486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    That's the same test they have my mother to detect Alzheimer's. That tracks with his inability to read big words.

    • @LustStarrr
      @LustStarrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or, words.

    • @thesacredlobo
      @thesacredlobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sadly all this talk about words reminds me of the time Trump claimed to have the best words. Of course, Trump then proved just how limited his vocabulary was when the largest word he used in that statement was words.
      You'd think a man who likes to brag about his education every now and again would be able to show how sophisticated is by using words a bit bigger than one syllable on a more regular basis.

    • @carolynworthington8996
      @carolynworthington8996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jlovelace486 Yep, my mother too. I wonder how he really did?

    • @rhondah1587
      @rhondah1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jlovelace486 Trumpty Dumbty's father had Alzheimers. It would be surprising if trump is not at least in the early stages. That on top of his already mental deficiencies of being a total psycopath with no conscious or empathy is total insanity.

  • @HarrisonPudding
    @HarrisonPudding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Chubby's, ranch dressing and viral loads--what a time to be alive.

  • @jacquelinerombout173
    @jacquelinerombout173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'm dying over the "if there is a concrete wall in front of you, go through it, go over it, go around it" quote!! 😂😆😂

    • @Gameboyreaper
      @Gameboyreaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That quote was funny lol.

  • @scottcoon232
    @scottcoon232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    After recent events, our new national anthem should obviously be a K-Pop song.

    • @rhysrautjoki7207
      @rhysrautjoki7207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks, that made me laugh. I used to live and work in Korea and you had to be there to know how hilarious your comment was...

    • @walkingonneedles
      @walkingonneedles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      itd be better than the current anthem
      then again a lot of songs would be

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cue Drumpf trying to find a North K-Pop song to use

    • @g0679
      @g0679 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MikaIzScene
      Harry Truman thought it was a poor song.
      Doncha think we could stomach Our President a little bit better if he played the piano?

    • @florencedebear1576
      @florencedebear1576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tik Toc you got that right! Doncha love these guys. I'm so proud of them.

  • @xamzax
    @xamzax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dazzle the Proctor is the name of the new band i'm forming.

  • @bethsargent1336
    @bethsargent1336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    When the map turns blue, will he be coloring on his tv screen with a red sharpie?

    • @MaddTheSane
      @MaddTheSane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No, that will be the aides.

    • @gretchen8100
      @gretchen8100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh god the image that evokes.. 😂😂😂

    • @MTMT-wm2dq
      @MTMT-wm2dq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      history will repeat!

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sharpiegate 2

    • @brendaaraba3504
      @brendaaraba3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes HE will definitely be. No aides will dare be near him then!

  • @JSythe
    @JSythe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    2:57 "I dont kid."
    Well you dont adult either.

    • @hectorheck1353
      @hectorheck1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's actually adulting harder than any other President.

    • @0cypher0
      @0cypher0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@hectorheck1353 the word you were looking for is adultery...

    • @Tedinator01
      @Tedinator01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hector heck Being an adult is harder for him than any other president in history.
      There, I fixed it for you.

    • @CountingStars333
      @CountingStars333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hectorheck1353 I'd like ta adult some sense into your heads.
      Guess Christians are prone to be led mislead by the Antichrist.

    • @Sullaban
      @Sullaban 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @DecentGatsby
    @DecentGatsby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    “In today’s news, Trump drinks water with a single hand!
    ... _also pandemic_ “

    • @justinoniloperez3109
      @justinoniloperez3109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best president in 40 years?. Donald J. Trump take that to the bank. Hillary won the last election by 90% according to the biased partisan fake NEWS!!!!!!.

    • @stpetetennispro2012
      @stpetetennispro2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lucifer Jones 😂😂😂

    • @crotchet6439
      @crotchet6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@timcountis9368 facts!

    • @aljoschalong625
      @aljoschalong625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes, congratulations to Donald. Well done. But still I wonder if there's not something going wrong in the country when the president is cheered because he is able to drink a glas of water singlehanded.

    • @TheMulToyVerse
      @TheMulToyVerse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aljoscha Long
      It wasn’t JUST the drinking water with a single hand, though
      It was tossing down that insanely heavy glass with an authoritative *thud*
      It was that he cares so deeply about preserving the American institution that is his foreign-produced tie
      It was that he may have actually consumed any water at all
      Such an assortment of heroic accomplishments have never been witnessed in the history of our species in a single venue/echo chamber
      Give the man the respect he thinks he deserves!
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @HorseMuse
    @HorseMuse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love Evie’s chuckling in the sideline ! Love you both! 💕

  • @DonnaSnyder
    @DonnaSnyder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "...durmed to re-poop it."
    You made this acutely depressed person guffaw.

    • @spacemomsdaughter3549
      @spacemomsdaughter3549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same. Sorry you're struggling. I get it.

    • @vangelina09
      @vangelina09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ☺️... talking it out helps me, hope you have someone to talk to 🙏🏽. Oh and I read some really comforting articles on this site www.jw.org.

    • @DonnaSnyder
      @DonnaSnyder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank you, space mom's daughter and Angelina, I appreciate your replies immensely as I am very isolated and have experienced the sudden loss of almost my entire support network. Thank goodness for humor and poetry. I am touched by your humane impulse. Thank you.

    • @vangelina09
      @vangelina09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Donna Snyder vjenee@gmail.com. I’m a listening ear if you need one.

    • @pierremono7673
      @pierremono7673 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is extremely wholeseome. Wishing you the best, keep putting other things into your mind!

  • @88chelsie
    @88chelsie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    I guess if he doesn’t kid, he meant the bleach thing too.

    • @partsbill2003
      @partsbill2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Great point.

    • @thelastword23
      @thelastword23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Don't forget windmill cancer

    • @kutlumzrak2689
      @kutlumzrak2689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Injecting liquid sunlight. Thats my favourite

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And President for Life. And murderers and rapists. And all the other toxic, irresponsible, and/or just plain dumb things he's said over the years.

    • @ravynneheart
      @ravynneheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's hard to joke when you hav r no sense of humor.

  • @twistoflime
    @twistoflime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Trump's five words: It's me, myself, and I.

    • @nicole6323
      @nicole6323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep... everything is about him. When frankly, it should be about us..the ppl...the country..

    • @xxCrimsonSpiritxx
      @xxCrimsonSpiritxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moi and Ana!

    • @deannedflrocks5337
      @deannedflrocks5337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one lol

  • @csmith563
    @csmith563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    'They're ripping down things they have No idea what they're ripping down,' THE IRONY!

    • @Coldheart322
      @Coldheart322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the projection. Trump has no clue why they are doing it, so assume they don't have either.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Hustory:
    hus·to·ry
    /ˈhust(ə)rē/
    noun
    1. The study of past events related by a known huckster.
    "Republican hustory circa 2016-2020."
    2. The whole series of past events connected with someone or something.
    "The hustory of Donald J Trump."

    • @istdochallesegal3427
      @istdochallesegal3427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      3. The tell-all tales of hussies he's molested

    • @ellamone9998
      @ellamone9998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fred Flinstone went down in hustory too. Leave his statue alone or Bam Bam (little trump) will get very angry hahaha

    • @tristant6764
      @tristant6764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you make that up?!
      clever good writing

  • @heyjude99
    @heyjude99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    133 days left until Nov.3 '20
    211 days left until Jan.20 '21 @ 12:01pm

    • @steveo3785
      @steveo3785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You will let this imbecile have his finger on the the nuclear trigger for 77 days after he has been rejected by the country.

    • @snailcorepistolwhippits9488
      @snailcorepistolwhippits9488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get ready for 4 more years. I'm not a Trump supporter, I'm fucking terrified.

    • @heyjude99
      @heyjude99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@snailcorepistolwhippits9488 so am i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @heyjude99
      @heyjude99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steveo3785 yea it sucks he loses the election but he is still in our wh until jan 20 2021. he will do whatever it takes to not leave wh on jan 20th 2021.

  • @nathanhadley542
    @nathanhadley542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Calls Bolton a "self aware push-broom" then immediately has him as a guest HAHAHA

    • @joostdriesens3984
      @joostdriesens3984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I suspect they had a long brainstorming meeting about this; 'so ok we have to make the picture joke, or else we're hypocrites and it has to be mean, BUT not too mean, because he is also a guest on the show.. any ideas?'

    • @tripwire4727
      @tripwire4727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bolton does not deserve an ounce of respect.

    • @joostdriesens3984
      @joostdriesens3984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tripwire4727 I agree.

  • @johnvanstelten9363
    @johnvanstelten9363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    From a proud Canadian, what a sick joke America is, Wow!!

  • @adelinrapcore
    @adelinrapcore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Short story..millions are watching, literally a clown, while he is killing them..

    • @kloos0705
      @kloos0705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tRump is Stephen King's IT - Japan's Godzilla - Hollywood's The Blob. Covid-19's Best Friend - America's Downfall - An asylum's Best Patient - Melania's Worst Nightmare - The World's comedic entertainment .

  • @arthurjeremypearson
    @arthurjeremypearson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "He just needs to be president for 2,000 more years"
    (*&&*%% STEVEN QUIT GIVING HIM IDEAS!!!

    • @theminecraftNinja152
      @theminecraftNinja152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He don’t watch this.

    • @alexanderburawa9307
      @alexanderburawa9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, quit it, as in cease and desist.

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Caesar, Stalin, Hitler, Putin and Trump must not be allowed to train babies for their wars against Life using LYING propaganda made of mere words, their LIES.

    • @nmarbletoe8210
      @nmarbletoe8210 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because 2000 / 3 = 2000 ??
      If Colbert can't divide numbers how is he going to divide the country?

  • @ironviper72
    @ironviper72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Oh man, I would not pass that test. I have no idea what the date is anymore.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's exactly what I thought. Day of the week is pretty hazy, too - I try to count forward from garbage pickup. 🙈😄

    • @brendaneichler5244
      @brendaneichler5244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I legitimately did my Thursday grocery shopping today and only noticed when I got a reminder to get ready for my Tuesday D&D game.

    • @starpilotalliance
      @starpilotalliance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No kidding. I messed up the day today, I thought it was Saturday. It is Tuesday.

    • @nanettewhite3093
      @nanettewhite3093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y'all retired too? The only way I know the day of week is it's on my medication reminder. Lol

    • @artypyrec4186
      @artypyrec4186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just know its 2020 and it's half way over, this year is crazy.

  • @colleens1878
    @colleens1878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for the laughs ♡
    There isn't much funny right now but you make things great

    • @colleens1878
      @colleens1878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And I googled it too lol 😆

  • @WestOfEarth
    @WestOfEarth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Whenever Stephen takes a drink, I have this overwhelming desire to fix myself a drink as well. Does this make me an alcoholic, or a Colbertoholic?

    • @alexanderburawa9307
      @alexanderburawa9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Both. And neither. You choose, but choose carefully. This will be a life determining decision. 8-)'

    • @kimstein4586
      @kimstein4586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WestOfEarth I actually do!!

    • @divory9070
      @divory9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colbertholic unless you’re drinking whenever isn’t drinking too lol

    • @Mouse_007
      @Mouse_007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evil Stephen : Ah , I see my subliminal advertising campaign is working wonderfully BAWHAHAHAHAHA !!!

    • @ekevanderzee9538
      @ekevanderzee9538 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just a Pavlovian dog....

  • @opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339
    @opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When my dad's dementia started to worsen, he couldn't remember the date, would forget names and would stumble over his words, The drs gave him this cognition test to determine how bad his dementia was at the time. My dad aced it, he not only remembered the 5 words they tell you at the beginning of the test and then make you repeat at the end of it. My dad recited everything they told him to remember at the end of the testing proving that his dementia wasn't as bad as we believe, and that recalling 5 words in a memory test, it's not an intelligence test mind you, is actually not that great of a feat. it's pretty bad and means that Trump is proud at scoring the bare minimum score that states your brain isn't mulch and you can recognize and recall the same thing as a 3-6 year old. If a man who is diagnosed with early onset dementia due to Parkinson's and regularly would forget things like the day, the weekly schedule, etc.can pass this cognition test with flying colors and still be diagnosed with early dementia, think what it must mean when a person (Trump) who is supposed to be healthy and vigorous as a 20 something man scores worse on the same cognition test than the man who has dementia did. What's horrifying is that if trump was one of us and lived in the real world, he would've been committed by now!

    • @towmlvb3423
      @towmlvb3423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I do not know if you are "in the trade" or not, so this comment could get the sky falling down on me, but... You write like a practitioner specialised in OPMH, Older Persons' Mental Health. Anyone with a good, rational and disinterested grasp of Trump's inadequate mind for the tasks he has in hand would agree with you.
      Frightening.
      (In this context "disinterested" means not having anything to gain from a situation, an opinion, a hypothesis, or others similar.)

    • @generic3725
      @generic3725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please, let’s VOTE him out in November!!!

    • @sanjay3415
      @sanjay3415 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m in the medical field and it’s a good measure of cognitive function and considered to be the gold standard without extensive and expensive workups. The test is designed to pick up defects like hemispatial neglect via parietal lobe damage with the clock test, and working memory in the prefrontal cortex and hippocampus with the word recall. It’s a good test. Don’t try to discredit something that’s been standard in psychological testing with proven results. Your anecdote is a sample size of 1 whereas there are studies where n=>100. Not to mention they’re recently increased the score required to be deemed cognitively competent. Don’t make light of the MoCA

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jay My Blue Advantage Medicaid has annual wellness checks. They do only 3 words. There's the clock, the president, and the date. My late husband could get the date and the president. Drawing the clock was a problem. He would get the hands on the right numbers for the time, but the clock would be misshapen. The numbers would be in order but not evenly spaced. And he could remember only one of the words. Once, we had to draw a rowboat. Being a carpenter, he did okay on that. He had a motorcycle accident in 1969 and was in a coma for 28 days. His left thigh was shattered, as was his left temple (despite the helmet). His family was told he would have to be institutionalized, as he couldn't walk and had no memory. They took him home and started from scratch. He became an industrial millwright, an overhead crane operator, and a darn good carpenter. He died age 68 of a pulmonary embolism.

    • @sanjay3415
      @sanjay3415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sophie Robinson I’m very sorry to hear that. God bless you and your passed husband. He sounds like he was an amazing man. Sometimes the brain can compensate for functional losses elsewhere in the brain. Medicine isn’t always 100% these days even with all the technology we have, the body and the brain especially is just that complex. Seems like that may have been what happened with him, but that’s just conjecture.

  • @soulcleaner3578
    @soulcleaner3578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Trump has decided on the bold move of trying to take out his own base.

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To WE THE PEOPLE “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION COALITION at War with these UNITED NATIONS Peacekeepers and Peacekeeper Missions that are just ways to KILL and MURDER we the people without anyone knowing what the hell THEY LIVE these Evil Spirits are actually doing……., WE THE PEOPLE can no longer allow these FREE MASON Lodges to run our Towns, Cities, or Nations for they are all Possessed by EVIL SPIRITS, and in the Mind Control of these Demonic Entities, they will BLOW UP this whole wide world once again just as was done in the 1853 to 1854 GREAT NUCLEAR HYDROGEN WAR cover up by Movies and Moving Pictures called Hollywood Movies of their FREE MASON “Globe Theory” where there is no FAKE SPACE, but there is Space Command that has sent many many ICBM Rockets to the ICE WALL to be used under PROJECT BLUE BEAM as an Alien Meteorite Attack by The Gamelons of the SPACE FORCE MOVIE Called Star Blazers, but we are all inside a Celestial Sphere as CELESTIAL BEINGS where Symbiots that are Synthetic Machine Spirits in the Esoteric PLAY THE GAME of Purgatory with our Minds as The SOLIDS do their own mistaken adventures manipulating our Human Flesh and Blood and Bones minds… It is quite simple for anyone whom is NOT A LIAR or a Collaborator with these FREE MASON Lodges in our Home Towns to see they are Antifa the BLM of Monsters and Paid Crises Actors as ALL OUR CITIES are EMPTY cause them people are all DEAD and GONE, and they were not killed or murdered by this (COVID19) Fake Disease and Illness by FREE MASON Liars in our Governments, Hospitals, Schools, and Religions, but OUR PEOPLE were murdered and killed by intent by the U.N. MILITARY that is all U.N. FLAGS, and as they plan to STAY HOME in their Underground Bunkers pretending to be in real homes as WE THE PEOPLE, when we the people go to our Small Towns to our Mega Cities, there are NO PEOPLE except the Demolay - Jobs Daughters - Rainbow Girls TV SHOWS of the U.S. Military of the WORLD POLICE of these Chinese MADE IN CHINA U.N. U.S. FLAGS!!! No matter your country it has always been under the U.N. FLAG that the U.S. Military their {PEACEKEEPING MISSIONS} /-\ have killed you cause China - Russia - France - England - The United States all work as ONE on the [U.N. Security] /_\ Counsel too plan out WARS every 15 months……., so you can either let these WAR HEROES whom are just Child Rapist and Baby and Toddler MURDERERS to “live among you” till they Drop Atomic Bombs on we the people as their REPLACEMENT POPULATIONS hide in the D.U.M.B.S. below our cities, or you can just start killing all U.S. U.N. FLAGS (C.O.P.S.) and Military ICC Personel whom have nothing to do with our NATIONS CONSTITUTIONS……., or you nonmason can STAY HOME till “all is destroyed” and WE ARE all dead dead dead by THEY LIVE… The Oracle for the End of an Age and this TIME LINE Connected to The source of All Creation and All Destruction has so spoken….
      videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/71674z-march-of-time-atomic-power-print-2-vwr_LnwfVIYnRkLPsMf.html
      The Society of nonmason~
      You are just going to have to START Killing and Murdering them by ANY MEANS, or we will all be destroyed “by their” G4S U.N. Military….
      The Sentinel….
      RADIO SHOW on mewe.com/i/johnnyexodice after I do these DROPS!!!!
      [///|||\\\]
      ++++++++++++++++++++++++

    • @bioLarzen
      @bioLarzen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thewriteinpresident Sir, you seem to need a new keyboard - this one seems to be broken...

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To WE THE PEOPLE “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION COALITION at War with these UNITED NATIONS Peacekeepers and Peacekeeper Missions that are just ways to KILL and MURDER we the people without anyone knowing what the hell THEY LIVE these Evil Spirits are actually doing……., WE THE PEOPLE can no longer allow these FREE MASON Lodges to run our Towns, Cities, or Nations for they are all Possessed by EVIL SPIRITS, and in the Mind Control of these Demonic Entities, they will BLOW UP this whole wide world once again just as was done in the 1853 to 1854 GREAT NUCLEAR HYDROGEN WAR cover up by Movies and Moving Pictures called Hollywood Movies of their FREE MASON “Globe Theory” where there is no FAKE SPACE, but there is Space Command that has sent many many ICBM Rockets to the ICE WALL to be used under PROJECT BLUE BEAM as an Alien Meteorite Attack by The Gamelons of the SPACE FORCE MOVIE Called Star Blazers, but we are all inside a Celestial Sphere as CELESTIAL BEINGS where Symbiots that are Synthetic Machine Spirits in the Esoteric PLAY THE GAME of Purgatory with our Minds as These SOLIDS do their own mistaken adventures manipulating our Human Flesh and Blood and Bones minds… It is quite simple for anyone whom is NOT A LIAR or a Collaborator with these FREE MASON Lodges in our Home Towns to see they are Antifa the BLM of Monsters and Paid Crises Actors as ALL OUR CITIES are EMPTY cause them people are all DEAD and GONE, and they were not killed or murdered by this (COVID19) Fake Disease and Illness by FREE MASON Liars in our Governments, Hospitals, Schools, and Religions, but OUR PEOPLE were murdered and killed [by intent] / * \ by the U.N. MILITARY that is all U.N. FLAGS……., and as they plan to STAY HOME in their Underground Bunkers pretending to be in real homes as WE THE PEOPLE, when we the people go to our Small Towns to our Mega Cities, there are NO PEOPLE except the Demolay - Jobs Daughters - Rainbow Girls TV SHOWS of the U.S. Military of the WORLD POLICE of these Chinese MADE IN CHINA U.N. U.S. FLAGS!!! No matter your country it has always been under the U.N. FLAG that the U.S. Military their {PEACEKEEPING MISSIONS} /-\ have killed you cause China - Russia - France - England - The United States all work as ONE on the [U.N. Security] /_\ Counsel too plan out WARS every 15 months……., so you can either let these WAR HEROES whom are just Child Rapist and Baby and Toddler MURDERERS to “live among you” till they Drop Atomic Bombs on we the people as their REPLACEMENT POPULATIONS hide in the D.U.M.B.S. below our cities, or you can just start killing all U.S. U.N. FLAGS (C.O.P.S.) and Military ICC Personel whom have nothing to do with our NATIONS CONSTITUTIONS……., or you nonmason can STAY HOME till “all is destroyed” and WE ARE all dead dead dead by THEY LIVE… The Oracle for the End of an Age and this TIME LINE Connected to The source of All Creation and All Destruction has so spoken….
      videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/71674z-march-of-time-atomic-power-print-2-vwr_LnwfVIYnRkLPsMf.html
      The Society of nonmason~
      You are just going to have to START Killing and Murdering them by ANY MEANS, or we will all be destroyed “by their” G4S U.N. Military….
      The Sentinel….
      RADIO SHOW on mewe.com/i/johnnyexodice after I do these DROPS!!!!
      [///|||\\\]
      Johnny Exodice LIVES!!! Someone whom would give Hope to the world... ONLY an Oracle... John 13:34
      ++++++++++++++++++++++++

    • @sharongamble9854
      @sharongamble9854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His base will never leave him. If you live in Colbertville you live in make believe land. There's nothing Trump will do that will make his base discontinue supporting him. Colbert has done everything he can think of to make Trump supporters disrespect him-- that won't happen because the base knows who to believe and who are politically intentionally trying to bring Trump down. Colbert is as big a liar as any celebrity on the circuit.

    • @phoenixgirl70
      @phoenixgirl70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sharongamble9854 Trumps base won’t leave because they have no concern about his policies or the future of the country,because they are mostly very old people who only care about what Trump hates. Because they share the same hatred. Trump doesn’t care about the middle or lower class, the environment, equality...he’s a malignant narcissist. How can anyone think he actually want the job? He only wants what he can get from it. His 2 hour OK disaster rally said everything about his base. He drank water from a glass and they cheered for that. How low is that? Imagine Obama, George W, Bill Clinton, Bush Sr, Regan...any president before acting like Trump. Trump is a pathological liar. You can easily Google his claims. God, he drew with a sharpie on a hurricane map!

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:56 HEY HEY MOLE PEOPLE! The only reason I have seen that movie is because of Mystery Science Theater. Loved that show when I was a kid.

  • @echoman4202
    @echoman4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    So many people act like they are totally oblivious to this whole thing.

    • @YZ250W1
      @YZ250W1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can’t fix stupid.

    • @carlosgaspar8447
      @carlosgaspar8447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      like the common cold, we are all bound to get it. there won't be a vaccine on time.

    • @gankhef5564
      @gankhef5564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mynameislinkkeepingreal4413 Don't validate such trolls with a response. It just makes them feel like they're doing something (besides selling their future and their well-being for the sake of "triggering" random strangers on the internet).

    • @SLCtica
      @SLCtica 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      reality to slam into them like a semi soon enough

    • @SLCtica
      @SLCtica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ya Y your account is an hour old 😂😂😂 does Colbert get to you this bad you had to go out of your way to create a troll account!? Wow I have newfound respect for This show for managing to piss off spineless trump supporters like this! Good on ya buddy

  • @sharibigay4712
    @sharibigay4712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Re: statues, how much do you really learn about history by looking at a bird poop covered statue? Isn't that what history classes at school are suppose to teach?

    • @oltedders
      @oltedders 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only if you already find history interesting.

    • @dragonweyr44
      @dragonweyr44 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why isn't anyone talking about taking down Stone Mountain?
      Look it up

    • @jasonolson3133
      @jasonolson3133 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mslinda8456 most of em didn't finish high school. They are high school drop outs

    • @ainumahtar
      @ainumahtar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Statues are not lessons, they are reminders. They are pretty much useless without context.

    • @emilydavison2053
      @emilydavison2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Statues of people show who a society admires and venerates. Time to move on from having murdering, slave owning people as heroes. Even the ancient Romans pulled down statues of figures they had changed their mind about. People are reappraising history, it's good.

  • @Dorff_Meister
    @Dorff_Meister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I watched a fair amount of the Tulsa circus. I think I made it 75 minutes into El Hefe's speech before I had to shut it down due to severe nausea caused by lies and mis-information

    • @Zett76
      @Zett76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's genuinely impressive - about 74 minutes longer than I am able to watch the lying pig talk...

    • @thesacredlobo
      @thesacredlobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, the only person that puts me off faster than listening to our current president is Nathan Oakley, a flat earther so smug you just want to send him reeling ass over tea kettle.
      Thankfully Trump is a little less annoying so I would be satisfied with someone simply sticking a sock in his piehole for a couple of days.

    • @hectorheck1353
      @hectorheck1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He admitted he was off his game. He hasn't been out much. He's a bit rusty. He'll be back. Don't worry.

    • @hectorheck1353
      @hectorheck1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What "misinformation", BTW?

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hectorheck1353 "...he was off his game"
      Oh no, dear, that was him at his 'best'.

  • @OrdenJust
    @OrdenJust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now we know what the world would have been like if Typhoid Mary held campaign rallies.

  • @susanbashynski1373
    @susanbashynski1373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Ironically, the cognitive "test" the mighty orange one took was the same entrance exam students took to get into Trump University...

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHat is TALENT and ability to presidents and priests of military dictatorships ?
      IF a dog invented an IQ test, we'd all FLUNK IT. we could not find treasures we buried in the ground or hear a snake approaching in the grass so we can feed , educate, elevate, evolve and protect our offspring from Republican predators.

  • @Theinternalrewrite
    @Theinternalrewrite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    "Here for the stripping?"
    "No, I'm here for the dressing!"

    • @maargenbx1454
      @maargenbx1454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Theinternalrewrite: 😂😂

    • @barbequesque
      @barbequesque 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Come for the undressing stay for the dressing.

    • @philosart11
      @philosart11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DON'T LEAVE ME!

    • @debbiegross3136
      @debbiegross3136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This made me lol for real!

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Theinternalrewrite People go to Hooters for the food. I think it is hot wings they are famous for.

  • @thebrad2138
    @thebrad2138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "This land is your land" by Woodie Guthrie should be our national anthem.

    • @nicholasturner5146
      @nicholasturner5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The world’s anthem.

    • @357CLOUDY
      @357CLOUDY 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait.
      Read about his father first.

    • @traekas7228
      @traekas7228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      brad schandel, How about “Alice’s Restaurant” for the Anthem? Its more interesting than Woodie Guthrie’s, “This Land is Your Land”. IMO.

    • @soniasonia2518
      @soniasonia2518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm disappointed Stephen didn't know that Sweet Caroline is about Neil Diamond's pedo fantasy about Caroline Kennedy. I thought for sure he was going to end it with something like Trump wants this to be our anthem because he commits so much child rape.

    • @dalecrowe7757
      @dalecrowe7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "My Humps" gets my vote. BEP rules, even more so after the camel joke.

  • @india7680
    @india7680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I must say so: this is the most unamerican person in our White House. 🤔🤔

    • @tommyno24
      @tommyno24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I guess that why he get 30 thousand people, to come and see him..

  • @philosart11
    @philosart11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    OMG, that cognitive test is the kind they use to evaluate dementia. LOL.

    • @emilytinykitty93
      @emilytinykitty93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wonder if Biden would be able to pass it.

    • @michaelharris8598
      @michaelharris8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emilytinykitty93 Most likely. I don't know why trump is bragging I've taken cognitive tests they got me to 15 words and they said good enough and this was for voc rehab. I scored a 135 on the IQ test. Which was administered by psychologists.

    • @DammikaW48474
      @DammikaW48474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Forty Six Did you write this very "profound" piece yourself and upvote it yourself?
      Are you a MAGA or a Bernie bot? In my opinion, both types are equally deplorable!

    • @fergusmccallum7751
      @fergusmccallum7751 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is the type of cognitive test?

    • @philosart11
      @philosart11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fergusmccallum7751 There are at 4-5 different ones widely used. The one Colbert shows looks like the MOCA (Montreal Cognitive Assessment). Most use Likert type scales. Sometimes family would complete an informal assessment such as a questionnaire. Facilities (assisted living, nursing homes) often perform yearly re-evaluations in order to assess the need for services and the type of services needed.

  • @pakde8002
    @pakde8002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can you imagine working on Trump's spin team?
    Okay, this is easy, all he has to do is walk past the reporters, point to his ear and shake his head then board the helicopter. And, DOH! HE'S TALKING! EVERYONE BACK TO YOUR STATIONS!

    • @marylynne9104
      @marylynne9104 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like “The room next door”.

  • @acarroll1714
    @acarroll1714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Its aged in oak”. Omg i love this guy.

  • @madenabennett
    @madenabennett 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your drinking shows exactly my feelings and the state of the United States. How New Mexico is ahead of most states is shocking since I grew up in this state

  • @bakercat2845
    @bakercat2845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    "He was joking!"
    "I wasn't joking..."

    • @alexanderburawa9307
      @alexanderburawa9307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The mottos on the flip sides of the new donald j trump commemorative lead coin being minted later this year when trump loses the election by the donald j trump mint and used-tire factory.

    • @ThomasPanto
      @ThomasPanto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      COUNT the DEAD BODIES to know how DEADLY SERIOUS TRump has been

    • @beckydawes4822
      @beckydawes4822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Do the people who cover his ass really believe he will be re-elected and become the first American dictator? That is their only hope of not being confronted with how much of their souls they sold.

    • @xlDeathlxJosey
      @xlDeathlxJosey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh they are now saying his I wasn't joking comment is sarcasm. So he was joking the first time and is being sarcastic this time. The apologists are nuts.

    • @danielhawthorn6639
      @danielhawthorn6639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mats K "Very fine people"

  • @arwenbrimhall3737
    @arwenbrimhall3737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I live in Arizona! We don’t want the wall! That should be apparent from all the holes and tunnels. And we don’t want President Trump🤯

    • @anarose623
      @anarose623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arizona For Trump 2020 🌹

    • @hectorheck1353
      @hectorheck1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're a minority in that regards. Thankfully.

  • @cyberdelicxp9125
    @cyberdelicxp9125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Why are we not talking about the Electoral College the thing that got us into this situation in the first place

    • @Synathidy
      @Synathidy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I elect to eject the Electoral College. Into space maybe. It's dangerous and stubbornly persistent in the environment like nuclear waste.

    • @lorrainekerr8749
      @lorrainekerr8749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Reform.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You’re talking Constitutional Amendment. That’s crazy talk. The only reasonable solution, but, still, crazy talk.

    • @nanettewhite3093
      @nanettewhite3093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I agree. Electoral college needs reform or just go to one vote. Canidate with most votes wins.

    • @randomjoe3941
      @randomjoe3941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Funfact: Trump didn't even get the majority of Republican voters to vote for him.
      In fact he "won" the presidency with only 5.5% of eligible voters voting for him.
      America is not the democracy it pretends to be.

  • @allegrateresa3768
    @allegrateresa3768 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maxwell's Silver Slammer...my favorite by far haha

  • @stevenanthony9563
    @stevenanthony9563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    This presidency can be summed up in three words: Worst. Movie. Ever.

    • @NeatNoodle
      @NeatNoodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Worst movie ever.....based on a true story.

    • @plaugemarine
      @plaugemarine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The movie was over hyped anyway.

    • @aprillynn249
      @aprillynn249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      There was already a movie that showed this. It’s called Idiocracy. Lol

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I wish it was just a movie...we could all give "thumbs down" and get on with our lives!

    • @djscorpio74
      @djscorpio74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d say... Best Movie Ever. We will be discussing the 45th for decades to come.

  • @tiame7717
    @tiame7717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “It’s aged in oak” .... 😂😂🤣🤣
    I am soooo gonna start using that when I need to knock on wood!! 🤣😂🤣

  • @alnotterbot5590
    @alnotterbot5590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    It was “tongue in cheek” - Trump’s tongue and Putin’s cheek.

    • @jascrandom9855
      @jascrandom9855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh GAH! NOW I'M IMAGINING THEM FRENCH KISSING!

    • @mlghelp2day
      @mlghelp2day 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Putin's tongue and Drumpf's cheek. 😅😅

    • @Nxt6
      @Nxt6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ya Y sure lol

    • @SpSot
      @SpSot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤢

    • @mnichols1979
      @mnichols1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Navarro's tongue on Trump's ass cheek

  • @erikpro76
    @erikpro76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wasn’t the test an alzheimers test. Good to know he didn’t have alzheimers 2 years ago. Today...

  • @juliepopp5975
    @juliepopp5975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hi Colbert, you're loved ❤