Jerry might have single handedly helped the Doctor's waiting room situation I think because its gotten a little better today the 90s were ridiculous in that regard you spent about 2 hours waiting!
Don't play the "game". If you don't see the doc within 20mins. of the appt. time YOU showed up for on time...go to the little window and tell the staff, goodbye. You would be surprised how fast you'll be in, on your next appt. Doctors, are a service YOU pay for, you should expect and demand to be treated with some reasonable level of common respect, not like cattle. I respect doctors that have respect for their CUSTOMERS...I'm not a "patient", I'm a person PURCHASING a service. If that service has no respect for my time, I find another doctor service that will. We, in this country have put doctors on some sort of elevated level, that allows them to treat their CUSTOMERS like crap...this will never change until we voice our protest in a calm, civil manner, in THEIR offices...and walk out. Like most things, nothing will ever change, until WE unite, and hit the system where it hurts the most....the bottom line, the profit margin. The current "medical RACKET" in this country, is a joke.
She asks you what the problem is. Then she let you tell your whole story while she's checking your blood pressure. Once you're done, she tells you to wait - the doctor will be with you shortly.
Nowadays you call and a receptionist! answers the phone and says let me ask the Doctor and we will call you back and if ask what time will you be calling me they act all offended and get this attitude like he is f××king Doctor! dont you understand he is a busy man so am I my time is just as important as the genius Doctor! or as the nurse practitioner! all end up seeing.!
yes there is the temptation to write on his stupid posters on addiction and depression...lol....are they daring me to write a comment on the damn thing ?
bureaucracy of health care...take care of YOU but you are not allowed to know because YOU are not smart enough to know how stupid the provider actually is...just ask for a reticulocyte count if you have anemia
I mean I have a woman doctor, but I would rather have a man doctor because how and its embarrassing to tell a woman doctor if you have a problem in man hood
I took your advice. The doctor said my sense of humor is perfectly normal though a bit dry. I showed her the video and she agreed with me 100% and did not think it was very funny.
+Celine StClair A dry sense of humor is neither good nor bad, it's just a description. It's not something to brag about or aspire to per se. I'll say my sense of humor is not dry. Moist, actually. I like silly and sometimes really weird comedy. (I love "The Kids in the Hall" and Conan O'Brien, for instance. A lot of people don't "get" them.) I saw Jerry Seinfeld live about two years ago at a theater show. He had 2,000+ people in stitches for a solid hour. A lot of comedians waste time talking to the audience..."Where you from? Are you on a date?" etc. Not Jerry. It was ALL material. And it was all basically about nothing. Larry Miller opened for him, which was a neat, unadvertised surprise. You might remember him from "The Doorman" episode of "Seinfeld."
Thats gold jerry gold!
Chuy Chuy + ok, bania !😀
@the Earl of Oxfordshire Soup and a sandwich. That’s lunch!
@the Earl of Oxfordshire Mendy’s!
You killed!
Lets go to Mendy’s!
Every time I'm in a doctor's waiting room I run this routine through my head. :)
Every single time. No exemptions.
I wish Id remember to bring a pickle lol
I think the "to-go order" joke is my favorite Seinfeld joke of all time...
E Cat Because butcher paper isn used to wrap up to go food. If he laid the pickle down the doctor could wrap him and it up as a to go meal.
You are one hell of an exciting guy
Jerry might have single handedly helped the Doctor's waiting room situation I think because its gotten a little better today the 90s were ridiculous in that regard you spent about 2 hours waiting!
Funny guy, Jerry Seinfeld is a FUNNY GUY!!!
We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tail gunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that.
Funny how?
@@Hannodb1961 the jacket LOL laugh
"That wasn't the tube or the circle."
What's that mean though?
@@kimcantswim174 He is referring to an earlier joke he said about medical school. th-cam.com/video/DHsUYjtPIPk/w-d-xo.html
@@kimcantswim174 Earlier in this routine he talks about how on diagrams they always show pain as random shapes on the body.
I usually go through the drawers
Wouldn’t be able to make the joke about licking things in today’s times 😬
Pants beats no pants.
Who ordered the Jewish salami and pickle? Orders up!
Magazines, what are these things he speaks of...
Don't play the "game". If you don't see the doc within 20mins. of the appt. time YOU showed up for on time...go to the little window and tell the staff, goodbye.
You would be surprised how fast you'll be in, on your next appt.
Doctors, are a service YOU pay for, you should expect and demand to be treated with some reasonable level of common respect, not like cattle.
I respect doctors that have respect for their CUSTOMERS...I'm not a "patient", I'm a person PURCHASING a service. If that service has no respect for my time, I find another doctor service that will.
We, in this country have put doctors on some sort of elevated level, that allows them to treat their CUSTOMERS like crap...this will never change until we voice our protest in a calm, civil manner, in THEIR offices...and walk out.
Like most things, nothing will ever change, until WE unite, and hit the system where it hurts the most....the bottom line, the profit margin.
The current "medical RACKET" in this country, is a joke.
100% 👏 👏 👏
This guy. Lmao
What's the deal with doctors??
A rhinoceros is just a chubby unicorn.
now there is NO DOCTOR...I get the nurse practioner....because the real doc is in a meeting
She asks you what the problem is. Then she let you tell your whole story while she's checking your blood pressure. Once you're done, she tells you to wait - the doctor will be with you shortly.
I wish I had said that when was a kid: "Mom it's been 2 hrs.....when they call us tell the doctor we're not ready to see HIM yet. "
Nowadays you call and a receptionist! answers the phone and says let me ask the Doctor and we will call you back and if ask what time will you be calling me they act all offended and get this attitude like he is f××king Doctor! dont you understand he is a busy man so am I my time is just as important as the genius Doctor! or as the nurse practitioner! all end up seeing.!
it seems to be a contest of how stupid can they make you feel !...
Chrome domia
Year 1998 ?
dr. spaceman 30 rock spot on..
ROP Medical Assisting 2017
spazyassassin1 Me too!
a doctor opened a book to diagnose what i have and starts to read i never went back and the thing is still on my hand 10 later
he is always bordering on funny which is kinda weird for a well known standup...but i have to say I enjoyed the sitcom a lot...
oh but sit there and look at all there freaky sharp tools
I'd forgotten where I ever first heard Chrome Domia.
There's actually a term for fear of houses: domotaphobia. Look out, everybody! It's a house! It's gonna jump up & get ya'!
boy he has lost a lot of hair
“I got two for the Winslow tumour! I got two!”
they way he reintroduced the "tube and circle" joke was so brilliant
ha ha ha
yes there is the temptation to write on his stupid posters on addiction and depression...lol....are they daring me to write a comment on the damn thing ?
i only hearing Barry B. Benson xD its sooo crazy kkk
bureaucracy of health care...take care of YOU but you are not allowed to know because YOU are not smart enough to know how stupid the provider actually is...just ask for a reticulocyte count if you have anemia
Always gets his jokes right on the mark. ..
Lol
I mean I have a woman doctor, but I would rather have a man doctor because how and its embarrassing to tell a woman doctor if you have a problem in man hood
I didn't understand the 'Then we'll see what's what' part.
Wow there actually was a time where he wasn’t very funny!!
idiot
Not very funny tbh.
To me, this just isn't that funny. It proves to me that laughter in a group is a social thing.
It's very funny. You should make a doctor's appointment to have your sense of humor checked.
I took your advice. The doctor said my sense of humor is perfectly normal though a bit dry. I showed her the video and she agreed with me 100% and did not think it was very funny.
+Seamos Ylonth Of course a doctor wouldn't find this funny!
+Celine StClair A dry sense of humor is neither good nor bad, it's just a description. It's not something to brag about or aspire to per se.
I'll say my sense of humor is not dry. Moist, actually. I like silly and sometimes really weird comedy. (I love "The Kids in the Hall" and Conan O'Brien, for instance. A lot of people don't "get" them.)
I saw Jerry Seinfeld live about two years ago at a theater show. He had 2,000+ people in stitches for a solid hour. A lot of comedians waste time talking to the audience..."Where you from? Are you on a date?" etc.
Not Jerry. It was ALL material. And it was all basically about nothing.
Larry Miller opened for him, which was a neat, unadvertised surprise. You might remember him from "The Doorman" episode of "Seinfeld."
Writing humor is terribly difficult.