6:40 River wood Resident: “Just because Sven is simultaneously my cousin, my uncle, and my brother-in-law does NOT mean we’re inbred.” So I figured it out and it checks out: Assuming residents father and Sven’s father are brothers, they would be cousins. Assuming Sven married the sister of Residents mother, then Sven would be uncle without any inbreeding. Assuming Sven’s father died and his mother remarried, and that second marriage produced a half sister of Sven through his mother, which isn’t related to Resident’s father, and Resident married Sven’s half sister; All of those conditions met would allow Sven to be cousin, uncle, and brother-in-law without any inbreeding. And for a small village in the countryside in medieval times that would be very possible circumstances. Props to the creators for making something actually plausible AND funny!!!
You see, there is nothing wrong with saying that. What Joevahkiin would say is more like: ‘’Poor kids is just as smart and just as bright as Nord kids’’
“I’ll drone strike riverwood if it’s the last thing I do” had me fucking crying laughing. I honestly don’t know how someone can wake up and think of such an amazing TH-cam skit. You’re the fucking best man keep it up much love ❤
He accidentally finds the Aetherium Forge and uses the staff to summon Dwemer Constructs on Riverwood, that's the closest we can get to "drones" right ;D?
Depends on how they do it. Like….. I hope he does wake up in the next episode, but he explains to his staff his dream claiming it was so real. They then look at each other like he’s lost it and say, “ok let’s get him back to his quarters.” They drag him. In fact they drag him to his bed and say, “ok it’s nap time,” and even give him a powerful serum to put him in a very deep sleep. He then wakes back up in Skyrim. This time he can’t wake up for thrice as long as he keeps, “oh damn man. They really gave me a powerful serum. I don’t think I’ll be able to last this long this time.” And then way more fun chaos ensues. This includes him running back into the cat guy and the guy he’s bunking with. Each time he runs into them he mutters, “oh $hit, not this guy again” But this is just an idea…..
The angelic chorus of nighttime skyrim while Joe is asking himself if he was capable of stealing food from innocent people was priceless. Demander and Thief.
TH-cam hasn't seen something good as this in a long time,thank you for this piece of comedy here,please continue this great Joevakhin series,we are duying with laughter here in Europe 😂
@@Gum_Cuzzler Biden is unironically the most pro peace president we’ve had. We’re in No Wars since forever. We are arming Ukraine but I think that’s a just cause since we’re helping people defend their homes
@@Gum_Cuzzler While I'm not gonna say you're entirely wrong there are a lot more factors to consider than basic numbers. Firstly, every president, since Bush started the conflict, has been actively in combat in the middle east throughout their entire presidency, which of course means a lot of drone strikes. Biden finished pulling out troops in, I believe, late 2021 which means he spent less than two years of his presidency with troops in combat in the middle east. Obviously this would mean he had much less time to use drone strike, since previous presidents up to Bush had four or eight years of conflict to send drone strikes. There also hasn't been a reason to use them, since ending that conflict. Finally Biden hasn't even completed a single term; even if you ignored all my previous points it wouldn't be a fair comparison. Now if you're statistic was something a bit more complex, like relative time in office to drone strikes, your comment would mean a bit more. However, factoring in my other points, not relating to time in office, that is still a very flawed comparison since each presidents' time in office is not uniform. All in all, considering what I've brought up, your point is almost completely moot.
@@zelgiusthebrave1401 After taking office the Biden admin set up a new system requiring White House approval for any strikes outside of active war zones. Now that the occupation of Afghanistan is over, that requirement applies almost everywhere, and it appears Biden is extremely reluctant to grant approval. Where Trump oversaw more than 1,600 air and artillery strikes in Iraq and Syria during his first 11 months in office, Airwars reported just four during Biden’s first 11 months. Strikes also decreased from a total of 75 in Somalia in the year before Biden took office to 10 his first year. Unless there is a dramatic ramping up in drone strikes in the final two years of his term it seems unlikely that Biden will end up overseeing even a fraction of strikes his predecessors did.
@@nevermindthegermans6242 Nah his voter base, are imperials, redguard, dunmur, argonians, wood elves and educated nords. As a man who voted for Joevakiin because I despise Ulfrik Trump, I know the typical apathetical Joevakin voter.
Missed opportunity to have Joevahkiin’s Speech go up when he tells Ralof he hopes the Stormcloaks win. Ah well. Loving this so far, absolutely loving it!
@@humesspoon3176 tip of the iceburg, Joe has been involved in ̶l̶a̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶a̶x̶p̶a̶y̶e̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶v̶i̶a̶ ̶U̶k̶r̶a̶i̶n̶e̶. This message has been redacted for your safety. - TH-cam
When you released the first Episode, I thought it was frickin cool that someone did that. But I really didnt expect this to slowly develop to an epic Saga. Great Job!
You’ve made an amazing video dude, these are truly some of the most high quality videos I’ve seen on TH-cam and I love them. Keep up the absolutely, just great work Phoxotic
"Wait a second, Joe. I gotta think of the moral implications here. Would I, Joe Biden, president of the United States, really be willing to steal from my fellow human being for my own gain?" ... "So the target of the steal is Riverwood." This is so accurate it's painfully hilarious.
@@rennoib I also use together with survival mods, these mods that disable fast travel. Now my dovahkiin is no longer an immortal god that teleports everywhere and resolves a civil war in three days, now he is a immortal that needs to eat or he starve and he needs to rest at inns while traveling because there is no option to teleport.
And when he thinks the nightmare is finally over, after defeating the Big Bad Dragon, he then wakes up in a cell in Cyrodill, and boy are the walls there infested with assassins.
I'm going to go out on a limb and admit that this is one of the greatest fruits of human design ever produced for youtube in the history of the whole universe
Joe: I hope the Empire kicks your Stormcloak ass! *Ralof turns around* Ralof: the fuck did you just say to me?! Joe: I said I hope the Stormcloak kick the empires ass 😁 Ralof: F*cking better have. Lmao!!!!! I died of laughter 😂🤣😂
"come on man" "That's the idea" Comedy gold this ranks higher than the Gamerpoop series with Skyrim and mass effect. As an animator myself I appreciate your skills.
This was amazing, when Joevakiin was fallin down the waterfall again I was hoping that the khajit would be there again and steal his cabbage, I laughed so hard. Also the fact that it showed "Cabbage removed" while Joe was leaving. Also the part where he says "would I, Joe Biden, president of the United States of America, would be willing to steal from my fellow human beings for my own gain?
Hahahaha! "Even Hunter wouldn't eat these things." 🤣 These are great & getting better each episode. Great work. And I don't know how you do the Biden voice but it's flawless.
If you think about how it goes in politics, Joe would be standing a safe distance away from the fight, yelling a few words of encouragement to other people doing all the fighting. When it was all over, Joe would tell folks that he led a great, perilous effort to defeat Alduin and it was successful.
What if there is an inverse dragon shout that requires sucking in air instead of shouting and that Thume is "kid sniff" or something and it does something terrible? No wonder Hunter uses so much skooma.
6:40
River wood Resident: “Just because Sven is simultaneously my cousin, my uncle, and my brother-in-law does NOT mean we’re inbred.”
So I figured it out and it checks out:
Assuming residents father and Sven’s father are brothers, they would be cousins.
Assuming Sven married the sister of Residents mother, then Sven would be uncle without any inbreeding.
Assuming Sven’s father died and his mother remarried, and that second marriage produced a half sister of Sven through his mother, which isn’t related to Resident’s father, and Resident married Sven’s half sister;
All of those conditions met would allow Sven to be cousin, uncle, and brother-in-law without any inbreeding. And for a small village in the countryside in medieval times that would be very possible circumstances.
Props to the creators for making something actually plausible AND funny!!!
Dayum lol
I like the fact that he thought that up and trusted his viewers enough to think it through
@@Assassino275 I think more likely he didn't even know that it was plausible and just wrote it because it sounded funny.
i always knew i liked the elf better...
Genius
People in 2016: "deepfakes are extremely dangerous and have the potential to put out entire society in jeopardy"
2022 deepfakes: Joevahkin steals food
Hello there
The concept of deepfakes still terrify me honestly but I get the joke tho
Unfortunately, there are still those out there who would use these powers for darkness. Fortunately, Dr. Phoxotic is a man of culture.
Same with AI and sky net bullshit people talk about. Technology isn't all that yet
*Joe*pardy
“Redguard kids are just as smart and just as bright as Nord kids.”-Joevahkiin
Jesus 😂
You see, there is nothing wrong with saying that. What Joevahkiin would say is more like:
‘’Poor kids is just as smart and just as bright as Nord kids’’
If anything, lorewise they're much smarter then nords.
@@Glacidon
I doubt it. I mean have you seen their swords?! They are curved!
@@sirnilsolav6646 it's a nice sword I'll give you that, but the curve gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
"I hope the empire kicks the stormcloacks' ass"
"What'd you say?"
"I hope you Stormcloaks will kick the empire's ass"
Spoken like a true politician
Flexible as all hell
"You need both a public and a private position"-Hillary Clinton.
Could have added, "you stupid son of a bitch!"
"The fuck you say to me?" Had me laughing so hard. Wish that line was actually in game.
*Speech increased to 20*
"There's even an alien cutting wood over there" my stomach hurts😂😂😂
Joes hidden racism escapes his mouth from time to time 😂😂
Technically he's correct. Skyrim is located on the planet Nirn, which is an alien planet.
@@culturecanvas777 I mean then all of them are aliens, not just that guy ^^
Good old Faendal
@@culturecanvas777 Technically, none of them are aliens. The only alien is Joe Biden, because he comes from a planet that isn't Nirn
“I’ll drone strike riverwood if it’s the last thing I do” had me fucking crying laughing. I honestly don’t know how someone can wake up and think of such an amazing TH-cam skit. You’re the fucking best man keep it up much love ❤
Dragon attacks the village.
"Hm...that worked out well so far"
He accidentally finds the Aetherium Forge and uses the staff to summon Dwemer Constructs on Riverwood, that's the closest we can get to "drones" right ;D?
That had me dying too
He’d do it too! 😂
They say talent comes out from the least of places you can think of haha
When he called Faendal an alien I almost died
😂😂😂
That was my favorite part.subtle but hilarious
That was the best part Xd
The good ol immigrant work force in Riverwood
Mine was ””I am gonna drone-strike Riverwood if it is the last thing I do!”
“Come on man….”
“That’s the idea.”
Priceless
LOL
That killed me xD
I hit subscribe after that one😆
*I died. And died again.*
“Even Hunter wouldn’t eat these things” lmfao that caught me by surprise
I’m president Obama
lolol
@@inputcape I realy hope so
Wheres the laptop Cornpop?
@@inputcape hello president Obama gaming
"Even hunter wouldn't eat these things." I almost tore my throat laughing.
"There's even an alien cutting wood over there" This bit really got me hahah
"Alduin was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad dragons"
@Jus Had U *redguard
Did Someone just say "Bad Dragon"?
_Boys clear out the carriage and grab the bindings we got furry activity over here!_
I was afraid he’d actually wake up in the real world and the series would end for a sec. I’m so glad it didn’t
I was hoping he'd be kidnapped by the dark brotherhood, but it's a bit early for that.
He needs to have some kind of flashback in the white house
Yeah right, the cross-species Biden porn episode is next!
Depends on how they do it.
Like…..
I hope he does wake up in the next episode, but he explains to his staff his dream claiming it was so real. They then look at each other like he’s lost it and say, “ok let’s get him back to his quarters.” They drag him. In fact they drag him to his bed and say, “ok it’s nap time,” and even give him a powerful serum to put him in a very deep sleep.
He then wakes back up in Skyrim. This time he can’t wake up for thrice as long as he keeps, “oh damn man. They really gave me a powerful serum. I don’t think I’ll be able to last this long this time.”
And then way more fun chaos ensues.
This includes him running back into the cat guy and the guy he’s bunking with. Each time he runs into them he mutters, “oh $hit, not this guy again”
But this is just an idea…..
@@VanillaLimeCoke dude. You just created more joevahkiin lore
“If you don’t know whether to support me or Ulfric, then you ain’t a Redguard!”- Joevahkiin
*Redguard*
@@reddeaddude2187 good call 👍
To be fair Ulfric hates dumner and redguard so it's not much of a choice for them to begin with.
@@mzple (it’s the exact same thing with trump)
lemming
"This ones for Corn Pop" still kills me
I really hope this turns into a long-running series. This is comedy GOLD!
Why do you have a blue lives matter punisher avatar
@@danielshepard1449 why do you have a war is business avatar
best isekai I've seen in a while
agreed
This needs to be a proper season. 10-12 episodes minimum. Hopefully more than that.
Yes. Yes and yes.
How about the whole main quest through Sovngarde
Quite talented too
Absolutely
That and I hope he does a Arnold one as well and Biden runs into him at some point.
Dude, I'm legitimately so invested in this series. Please don't let this just be a three video thing.
ive never donated to patreon, but i would honestly if it was dedicated purely to the production of these
I actually just joined the channel for a month as a donation
Whole damn series, til end of game, lol.
Me too. I fear for poor Joe once the Dark Brotherhood learns about him
When they put this much effort into detailing his plot to steal a dead chicken off a public street, you know they're going all the way.
Joe's not doing bad for his first playthrough. He'll be sporting Daedric gear in no time.
I bet he will love molag bal.
@@LisaAnn777 i bet he will like Sheogorath more
can’t say he’s doing so well in the presidency lmao
Mabey even dragonbone
@@hydrak9 i mean he tried to handshake air
The angelic chorus of nighttime skyrim while Joe is asking himself if he was capable of stealing food from innocent people was priceless. Demander and Thief.
It was beautiful.
TH-cam hasn't seen something good as this in a long time,thank you for this piece of comedy here,please continue this great Joevakhin series,we are duying with laughter here in Europe 😂
Tell yo friends to subscribe. It helps his channel grow.
That's a continent, not a country. 🤨
Aye, it feels like the worthy spiritual successor to 'Chuck Norris in Oblivion'.
your right
"I'll dronestrike your village if it's the last thing I do" lol this series is keeping me alive
To be fair to Joe, he is the first US president since Bush to actually ramp down drone strikes instead of increasing them lol
@@Gum_Cuzzler Biden is unironically the most pro peace president we’ve had. We’re in No Wars since forever. We are arming Ukraine but I think that’s a just cause since we’re helping people defend their homes
@@Gum_Cuzzler Trump actually prohibited releasing reports of them.
@@Gum_Cuzzler While I'm not gonna say you're entirely wrong there are a lot more factors to consider than basic numbers. Firstly, every president, since Bush started the conflict, has been actively in combat in the middle east throughout their entire presidency, which of course means a lot of drone strikes. Biden finished pulling out troops in, I believe, late 2021 which means he spent less than two years of his presidency with troops in combat in the middle east. Obviously this would mean he had much less time to use drone strike, since previous presidents up to Bush had four or eight years of conflict to send drone strikes. There also hasn't been a reason to use them, since ending that conflict. Finally Biden hasn't even completed a single term; even if you ignored all my previous points it wouldn't be a fair comparison. Now if you're statistic was something a bit more complex, like relative time in office to drone strikes, your comment would mean a bit more. However, factoring in my other points, not relating to time in office, that is still a very flawed comparison since each presidents' time in office is not uniform. All in all, considering what I've brought up, your point is almost completely moot.
@@zelgiusthebrave1401 After taking office the Biden admin set up a new system requiring White House approval for any strikes outside of active war zones. Now that the occupation of Afghanistan is over, that requirement applies almost everywhere, and it appears Biden is extremely reluctant to grant approval. Where Trump oversaw more than 1,600 air and artillery strikes in Iraq and Syria during his first 11 months in office, Airwars reported just four during Biden’s first 11 months. Strikes also decreased from a total of 75 in Somalia in the year before Biden took office to 10 his first year. Unless there is a dramatic ramping up in drone strikes in the final two years of his term it seems unlikely that Biden will end up overseeing even a fraction of strikes his predecessors did.
Joe choosing the sigil of the thief is a brilliant touch.
Very accurate
He can steal 120% of all valuables in a single household.
Very subtle humour
Are you implying he stole the elections? If that's the case, one could say the same about Tramp.
@@gordonpeterson678 no, you missed the joke.
He needs to meet the graybeards he will blend in perfect
The beardless Grey beard🤣
The senile greybeard..
@@lsargent0751 FUS RO zzzzzz
He should get along best with the draugr. They are, after all, his voter base.
@@nevermindthegermans6242 Nah his voter base, are imperials, redguard, dunmur, argonians, wood elves and educated nords. As a man who voted for Joevakiin because I despise Ulfrik Trump, I know the typical apathetical Joevakin voter.
Missed opportunity to have Joevahkiin’s Speech go up when he tells Ralof he hopes the Stormcloaks win. Ah well. Loving this so far, absolutely loving it!
“Not even Hunter would eat these things!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s what killed me. 😂
Even hunter wouldn’t eat these things LMAO
@Jus Had U Nah Mushrooms have been shown to improve peoples lives, no way the son of a President would like those.
@@aminor3049 I've taken mushrooms plenty of times. Idk if I'd go that far.
"There's even an alien cutting wood." Thank you Joe, for saying what's been in my head for years! Yes, Skyrim elves look suspiciously like aliens!
this is a conspiracy theory
What? Wood elves look nothing like Mexicans!
@Chuck Finley Seeing as how many people only see things as black and white then yes, absolutely.
@Chuck Finley The officials of the Empire have made very clear that people who believe in aliens in Skyrim territory are nords supremacists
Dark elves: Aliens
High elves: Karens
Wood elves: Oddly suspicious for some reason idk why
"he used to be a politician, until he took an arrow to the knee"😂😂😂
He used to be coherent until he took a “well you know, the thing.”
@@ballbagchris6920 the truerangidersatissiialiviaion thing?
@@ballbagchris6920 orrrrrrrr is it the thing that cabala said about the passage of time......for that truly was a significant thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
until he took a plane staircase to the knee*
"theres even an alien cutting wood over there" lmaooo this is too accurate
I like that he chose the thief stone. It must have been how he was able to steal all those documents
"Would I, Joe Biden, President of the United States, be willing to steal from my fellow man for my own gain?" I'm fuckin' dead. 🤣🤣🤣
Taxation is theft and all that Jazz, eh?
@@humesspoon3176 no lol taking bribes from China is theft on a political level, that's why it's illegal 😉
more like "Imposter of the United States" after all they DID rig the Election so joe would win instead...
@@humesspoon3176 pretty much, yea
@@humesspoon3176 tip of the iceburg, Joe has been involved in ̶l̶a̶u̶n̶d̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶a̶x̶p̶a̶y̶e̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶o̶n̶,̶ ̶v̶i̶a̶ ̶U̶k̶r̶a̶i̶n̶e̶.
This message has been redacted for your safety. - TH-cam
Joe going through with stealing was the funniest thing I've seen yet!
Also damn ten minutes? Love all the hard work you're putting into these!
Wow THE Micky D. What an Elder scrolls blessing 🙌 what next? Vivec himself?
mane fr, its so good 😂
He put a vote up between stealing and hunting and I chose stealing.
Happy birthdae from yesterday ye feck
Wtf I'm bumping into you everywhere lmao
joe should have prayed to the shrine of talos at least he'd be free of rabies
Last time I did that 3 Thalmor justiciars capped my ass.
@@FaithfulOfBrigantia is there something you wish to confess?
That would be a good idea. Speaking of this adventure. It would be an excellent way to introduce Joevakiin to the Thalmor 😅
This video has early-2000's-internet vibes with 2022 tech enhancements
When you released the first Episode, I thought it was frickin cool that someone did that.
But I really didnt expect this to slowly develop to an epic Saga. Great Job!
Borkul be like: "Goodluck tonight"
th-cam.com/video/taS4Dp-dxCY/w-d-xo.html to get the reference
Borkul.
@@David-ve5iq Weeks of work into the video and I mess up the comment lol. Nice save.
You’ve made an amazing video dude, these are truly some of the most high quality videos I’ve seen on TH-cam and I love them. Keep up the absolutely, just great work Phoxotic
"Murder. Banditry. Assault. Theft.... and Lollygagging!!!"
Joevahkiin is even older than dragons
"Joevahkiin's mask provides a +25% resist disease perk but applies -10 to speech" 😂😂 genius
wait how did u know this? girls dont play skyrim!
@@jake9854 She can read. 08:18
that part had me dying LOLOL
Yeah but I bet she doesn’t know maths…
11 years in and we still get sick memes from this game.
"Wait a second, Joe. I gotta think of the moral implications here. Would I, Joe Biden, president of the United States, really be willing to steal from my fellow human being for my own gain?"
...
"So the target of the steal is Riverwood."
This is so accurate it's painfully hilarious.
This is probably my favorite moment in the whole series. Freaking knee slapper that is)
Please don't stop this storyline. These are so freaking funny!
Please never stop these
Indeed! They can just keep exspanding and add characters as he finds fit but this is a goldmine for sure!
@@gungnir3926 hands down the best
@@chrisrhinehart45 Of its kind NO DOUBT! But i also dig the cartoon art by Joel Haver and the like !
The Senile Scribbles: Joevahkiin
@@erwaldox 😂😂
this is too epic for Joe to ignore. I know someone is going to show him this eventually.
he knows already, he went to shake phoxotics hand at his last meeting
He’d end up thinking it’s real and mention it at the next speech.
He's to dim to even know it a joke on him.
@The Wandering M "What am I doing on TV?"
@The Wandering M He'd say: Let's go Brandon, I agree! Then sit on his television and watch the couch.
These are fantastic. Although I do wanna say, make these at your own pace and when you feel it's good. Don't get burned out ya hear? Love you Doctor!
I've watched this like 20 times over the last 3 days. Brilliant work!
"Joe Biden steals food in Skyrim"
This series is pure masterpiece I'd to admit... I wish it never ends XD
Me too
next time on joevakhiin joe gets rabies and infects the werewolves :))
This is honestly a better commercial to start a new Skyrim playthrough than most actual Skyrim commercials.
It's actually fascinating how he perceives the world as a person who needs food rather than a player
@@mercatoid Insect philosophers of Europa.
@@mercatoid iNeed Mod
I never found any interest about play it with these mods which make available starving bar until now.
@@rennoib
I also use together with survival mods, these mods that disable fast travel.
Now my dovahkiin is no longer an immortal god that teleports everywhere and resolves a civil war in three days, now he is a immortal that needs to eat or he starve and he needs to rest at inns while traveling because there is no option to teleport.
Biden could never be a player he was born nut treat
I haven't laughed like this in months. Thank you so much for helping trying to help my anxiety.
"There's even an alien cutting wood over there." FUCK THIS GOT ME
3:30 Riverwood Resident: That chicken was one day away from retirement! WHAT ??? LMAO
They were upset he killed it one day early
Very unfair turn of events
I need this to be a complete series. Every single skyrim scenario through the dementia riddled eyes of Joevahkin.
And when he thinks the nightmare is finally over, after defeating the Big Bad Dragon, he then wakes up in a cell in Cyrodill, and boy are the walls there infested with assassins.
"The dementia riddled eyes of Joevahkin" 😂😂😂
We all laugh and joke, but the 1% made him president for a reason.
To laugh at him while they continue to pilfer USA.
hahahahahahaha
He never did remember to get to a healer for his rabies...
"You call yourself a nord?"
"I'm irish"
I'm going to go out on a limb and admit that this is one of the greatest fruits of human design ever produced for youtube in the history of the whole universe
Khajiit: "It's nice to see you again my friend".
Joe: "Goddamnit".
Khajiit: "Pleasure doing business with you".
Joe: "Smartass".
I love how Joe is already picking up on the Skyrim vocab
Theif "Hand over your valuables, or I'll gut you like a fish...
Joevahkiin: "Nice kitty!"
khajiit is ready for any troublemakers
This series is a masterpiece.
starts out slow, then the comedy intensifies, great work as usual.
"He was caught engaging in furry activities outside of Riften."
"And I'd do it again!"
Joe: I hope the Empire kicks your Stormcloak ass!
*Ralof turns around*
Ralof: the fuck did you just say to me?!
Joe: I said I hope the Stormcloak kick the empires ass 😁
Ralof: F*cking better have.
Lmao!!!!! I died of laughter 😂🤣😂
Bards probably have to go through this on a regular basis when switching between Age of Aggression and Age of Oppression.
@@Ozraptor4 lol I know I feel sorry for them.
Who is Ralof? Did you mean Ralph?
@@sakuranakamura1814 are you a furry sympathizer
"Even hunter wouldn't eat these" 😂😂
That one killed me xD
Joe's moment of realization that there is food in prison is just hilarious. Amazing detail.
“even hunter wouldn’t eat these things”😂😂😂
"come on man"
"That's the idea"
Comedy gold this ranks higher than the Gamerpoop series with Skyrim and mass effect. As an animator myself I appreciate your skills.
dude i got that joke 3 seconds after it happen lmao
Early Gamerpoop? Not quite.
That is some legendary stuff, I think it'll remain untouchable.
But I agree, this here is absolute gold!
Don’t disrespect gamer poop man 😂 but yeah this top tier
"maybe those jagged rocks will cushion my fall" im dying here
I have never felt sad for Joe, but that cave scene hit me.
Shoulda prayed to Talos.
There is even an alien cutting wood overs there 3:06
“I miss the White House, I miss creepily smelling women.” Lol
Literally shaking and crying Joevahkiin would NEVER do this
The story telling is better than most animated tv comedies😂 keep going these are great!
"Joe, you're a fucking genius" as he digs into his bowl of prison food 😂. Little did he know, he's also gonna be tossing salad 🤣🤣🤣
Think you missed the meaning of "tossing salad". It's more likely he will get his salad tossed.
@@lescobrandon8443 isn't tossing salad eating ass? Therefore Joe would be tossing salad
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude make a movie. This is the best damn thing I've seen in a lonnnnnng time.
I NEED MORE!!! make joehvakin playthrough whole skyrim!! donations incoming!
This was amazing, when Joevakiin was fallin down the waterfall again I was hoping that the khajit would be there again and steal his cabbage, I laughed so hard. Also the fact that it showed "Cabbage removed" while Joe was leaving.
Also the part where he says "would I, Joe Biden, president of the United States of America, would be willing to steal from my fellow human beings for my own gain?
lmao the fucking head turn with the stupid open-mouthed stare after that is the best part
Hahahaha! "Even Hunter wouldn't eat these things." 🤣
These are great & getting better each episode. Great work. And I don't know how you do the Biden voice but it's flawless.
God I hope This continues until somehow he defeats Alduin. It’s just to perfect. And the effort you are putting into it deserves so much praise.
If you think about how it goes in politics, Joe would be standing a safe distance away from the fight, yelling a few words of encouragement to other people doing all the fighting. When it was all over, Joe would tell folks that he led a great, perilous effort to defeat Alduin and it was successful.
@@herrakaarme The presidential way
"I'll drone strike Riverwood if it's the last thing I do!"
My coffee dude, it's on the screen, hahaha!
Him spelling out Riverwood killed me
"Just don't touch the chicken,"
"Oh, you almost got me worried, I thought for a second you were saying to not touch or smell the children."
What if there is an inverse dragon shout that requires sucking in air instead of shouting and that Thume is "kid sniff" or something and it does something terrible? No wonder Hunter uses so much skooma.
This is an absolutely god damn magnificent series. I can’t wait for the next episode, keep making this amazing stuff man!
I am so invested in this series
I deleted what i know about philosophy in my minds dataspace and replaced it with copies of this
The Empire has finally brought this furry-sympathizing criminal to justice. The citizens of Skyrim are one step closer to safety and security.
"Even Hunter wouldn’t eat these things..." hahahahaha
Please please please make this into a very long series. This is some of the best content in all of media right now.
This is beyond phenomenal. I'm more invested in this than any show running rn lol
This is easily one of the funniest series on youtube
"These mushrooms, Hunter wouldn't even eat these things. "
When ol' Joe slept at the statue I thought he would wake up to the Thalmor and arrested for being a worshipper of Talos.
Same here honestly lol.
What a masterpiece.
I love that there's actually a freaking storyline to this. And the little nuances in the things things Joe says. This is truly a work of art
"even hunter wouldn't eat these" LMFAO BRO OMG IM DYING 🤣
“This ones for corn pop”
- joevahkhin
This is fuckin brilliant
please don’t stop this series this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a long time
That last line had me laughing hard 😂
"Even Hunter wouldn't eat these things" ASFKLIHJAKF;HAI;HGF
I’ve not been this invested in a Skyrim storyline since dovabear. I do hope this reaches a similar status to that as I am very much enjoying this.