ENDING FRENCH ROYALTY - Crusader Kings 3

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  • Hey yo you want some more Brazil boy? Here you go: • The Gods of Brazil | C...
    This was recorded a while ago, but boy it was fun. I need to play more Crusader Kings 3 with the lads. I think playing under the same ruler is the best way to play. Tomboy Haru-chan forever.
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  • @fuckologic1202
    @fuckologic1202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    French revolution in a nutshell:
    Marat: You guys want to kill the king?
    Robespierre: I just killed the king.
    Everyone else: WHAT?

    • @comandantegorrion7271
      @comandantegorrion7271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Followed by:
      The First Coalition: Did you kill the fucking king?
      First French Republic: I killed the king.
      The First Coalition: Oh. My. God.
      The rest of Europe’s monarchs, looking on in horror: What have you done?

    • @princeofmuffins6765
      @princeofmuffins6765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Followed by:
      The French Government: Are you trying to stage a Coup?
      Napoleon Bonaparte: i Just did
      The French Government: Oh...... Were fucked.

  • @nerosfreak
    @nerosfreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    "my wife is now my lover"
    "i would hope"

    • @trex8050
      @trex8050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I read this as maxor said it

  • @Mothiechan
    @Mothiechan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    "If you will not come to Brazil..."
    *"Brazil will come to you"*

  • @theenduriangamer5509
    @theenduriangamer5509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    Hey, Scarmu? You feeling okay
    *10 seconds of pause*
    "IM NOT OKAY"

    • @Happiest_Potato
      @Happiest_Potato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just wondering, was scarmu talking about the game or real life? I’ve never played the game so not sure if that’s an event...

  • @landonito4616
    @landonito4616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    Rimmy's addiction to anime tomboys gives me worrying irregular heart palpitations

    • @popepepe6042
      @popepepe6042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      I disagree I whole heartedly support his tomboy love

    • @Cpt.Str4ng3
      @Cpt.Str4ng3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Everybody loves Tomboys.

    • @bruhguy2356
      @bruhguy2356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nobody Pepe *wait no thats fembo-*

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Tomboys are superior

    • @caledavid4174
      @caledavid4174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 Heartily agree

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Rimmy: *my wife is my lover.*
    King Henry the VIII: that's a thing?

    • @emiledlund9559
      @emiledlund9559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Next isekai: I can’t believe my wife is so lovely!
      And my inbred zoroastrian sister

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well to be a tiny bit fair he did want divorce but it was against the church to do that so he was kind of stuck, doesn't excuse his work-around however.

  • @freshguacer
    @freshguacer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Rimmy: "Oh hey I'm the spymaster now"
    *Immediately tries to kill the king and bring instability to the kingdom*
    Sums up the game and the real world pretty nicely

    • @cursedhawkins1305
      @cursedhawkins1305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No that’s more like the entire plot of dishonored one, literally someone who is a spymaster has the queen assassinated to gain power. Rimmy is that spymaster in this scenario only thing that solidified that would be for his crimes against the throne exposed and thrown into jail.

  • @poptartstheyalludeme3419
    @poptartstheyalludeme3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Haesteinn starts with 6000 event troops and can basically just invade anyone at the start of the game. I call it Haesteinn roulette.

    • @ProjectEkerTest33
      @ProjectEkerTest33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      My personal favourite is one game when I got to watch him invade Crimea. I can just imagine the confused screeching of the Nomads as they found themselves being on the other side of the invasion for once.

    • @stygian8049
      @stygian8049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Someone called it "Haesteinn Bizzare Adventure" and I agree

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One time he took over Africa on my game.

    • @timo9533
      @timo9533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He took over east francia in my game while i was trying to unite the karlings as west francia.

    • @resentfuldragon
      @resentfuldragon ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kekero540 vandal grindset

  • @shashumgadimbo6857
    @shashumgadimbo6857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Look at these mere children experiencing Haesteinn's world tour for the first time

    • @rosiewoahsie
      @rosiewoahsie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cool profile picture

    • @bennygohome4576
      @bennygohome4576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jarl haesteinn’s bizarre adventure

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I like how Zoran the Bear makes a random appearance at the end.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "HAVE YOU NO WOLVES!?!?"
      "Yes, Rimmy fed the entire French royal family to them!"

  • @kubin226
    @kubin226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    5:56 "to show the power of murder, i saw this kingdom in half"

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "My cat just killed my dog!"
    And then Bavaria took over West Francia.
    King Doggo is dead.

  • @sponge540
    @sponge540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    King of France: Dies
    Everyone: Oh no!
    Also everyone: Anyways. *Spams plot to kill*

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "So anyway, I started Infanticiding..."

  • @somethinguncreative2634
    @somethinguncreative2634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "Cunning as a Horse"? For some reason Berserk just sprang to my mind.

    • @kylo-benshapiro687
      @kylo-benshapiro687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I wouldn't describe that horse as cunning

    • @shadowofhawk55
      @shadowofhawk55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I only recently got this joke. Just......just get help man. An exorcism might help

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh god no

  • @jddollard265
    @jddollard265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I like how as soon as he says “my cat killed my dog” they become Bavarian

  • @raymondhu7720
    @raymondhu7720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Did they forget that Haesteinn is legendary for a reason?

    • @bernardosales1044
      @bernardosales1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Literally travelled with Bjorn Ironside

    • @bavettesAstartes
      @bavettesAstartes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Playing as Haesteinn you can do pretty much whatever you want, ye

    • @math3000
      @math3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There is a reason why's there an achievement all about him

  • @TheWandererQueen117
    @TheWandererQueen117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Are we going to ignore the cat killing the dog throughout all this chaos?

    • @d39street66
      @d39street66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I also love how West Francia exploded moments before it was announced, implying that the death of the dog resulted in that.

    • @JustLooking1996
      @JustLooking1996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't even know what is real anymore

  • @aidanfarnan4683
    @aidanfarnan4683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    In welsh, FF is "i" and W is "u", so Ffwdwr is "Iudur": to Fuss or bother.
    Also this play-through was every bit as mental as I hoped, well done guys.

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But... why? Who decided that the best way to represent welsh vowels in latin letters would be to use consonants?

    • @aidanfarnan4683
      @aidanfarnan4683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@darthplagueis13 it's not constinats, it's double letters: FF, dd, Ll, W (literally a Double u, i.e. something that in the medieval period would be writer as "uu"). When the welsh realized that they routinely use sounds, both vowels and consonants, that don't exist in the languages of mortal men, they decided (possibly asking a druid some dragon or dwarves for all i know) to use double letters to represent the sounds they didn't have Latin letters for by just using double letters assigned apparently at random, posibaly based on the moments of a sheep around a Ouija board. And then they wrote a song about it before the English came and ruined it.
      I think, I wasn't really paying attention to my Welsh flatmate as he said that, but i think thats the basic Gist of it.

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aidanfarnan4683 Well, but those double letters are still double consonants.
      Like, why not have double vowels or vowel combinations instead? In my mind that would make more sense...

    • @sathra4036
      @sathra4036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@darthplagueis13 Bit of research resulted in the answer of 'clusterfrak of weirdness and nobody knows'. Then trying to fix and codify the result into a consistent alphabet after the government of the time (english crown) made the language illegal due to it being 'morally wrong and holding the people from advancement'.
      More specifically, it was transcribed after oral histories into Latin symbology (which doesn't always use the same sounds and letters as the modern English alphabet) to try to specify the particular sounds. Why they chose the method used isn't known and it wasn't all that precise anyways. Then later there was the mess with the printing presses using arrangements of individual letter stamps, which didn't have all the stamps needed for the sheer number of consonants Welsh uses so they substituted. That inconsistency over time and being normalised resulted in it having to be formally codified to best-fit and there we go.
      Plus English not really using diacritics or digraphs and the way words change how they pronounce over time, etc and it starts to make a kind of sense.

  • @marylands8261
    @marylands8261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    My god rimmy playing a paradox game?
    like the good old days?
    And he's funking the world up IMMENSELY?
    Great vid

  • @pileofcheese5017
    @pileofcheese5017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I didn't strangle those children, I fed them to wolves"

  • @CptLolles
    @CptLolles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    0:52
    As a Dutchman, I found your attempt to pronounce that name absolutely hilarious

    • @CptLolles
      @CptLolles 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @taniths 1st and only sgt iron on duty
      Blijft altijd grappig, buitenlanders die Nederlandse namen proberen uit te spreken.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    West Francia, Best Francia

    • @briguy345
      @briguy345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sup Kim Jong Un

  • @NeoArkansas
    @NeoArkansas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This was a good watch. Y'all even played the true French way, killing the monarch at every chance.

    • @bananaman2912
      @bananaman2912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought the true French way is by surrendering 🤔

    • @scorpixel1866
      @scorpixel1866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bananaman2912 Damn i envy you, living in 2004 instead of 2020

    • @bananaman2912
      @bananaman2912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@scorpixel1866 agreed

  • @JeffrevinYT
    @JeffrevinYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:00 "If you will not come to you, *Brazil will come to you."*
    *_NO! ANYTHING BUT THE OFF DUTY COPS!_*

  • @RyanKing00
    @RyanKing00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    In this episode, Rimmy plays as the chaotic french KGB.

  • @TrafficPartyHatTest
    @TrafficPartyHatTest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I saw Brazil and the only thing I thought of was "ah yeah, himmler's a gamer isn't he?"

  • @aliksanon6491
    @aliksanon6491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Vikings rolling into the umayad caliphate like:
    I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle

  • @wilsthelimit
    @wilsthelimit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:08 The concern in Rimmy’s voice is so sweet

  • @sparkyswe396
    @sparkyswe396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I just murdered without thinking of the consequences!" - Rimmy 2020

  • @leteusaurantiaco8972
    @leteusaurantiaco8972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I’ve seen a house motto by the name “Help Me”.
    Just thought I would share

  • @EB-fc2mp
    @EB-fc2mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As someone who literally studies this period of history and is writing a dissertation on Lotharingia, I'm enjoying how every TH-camr and streamer I watch butchers my favourite time period :)

  • @legoawsomeman
    @legoawsomeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:58 TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, I SAWED THIS KINGDOM IN HALF!!!

    • @aidangame
      @aidangame 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me who had a game where France split into 4 separate domain's: "First Time?"

  • @josephdalimonte5106
    @josephdalimonte5106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At this point rimmy yelling "Scarmu!" is just something we expect in each video

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Anyone else rooting for Ghat? They gotta Ghat that epic victory royale

    • @basti2850
      @basti2850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *frost desperately fights his American soldier instincts*

  • @thehellhound8582
    @thehellhound8582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When Rimmy makes fun of a language you can actually read.

  • @General_Dave_1
    @General_Dave_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please do this again, you must reach the end game with this bumbling train of insanity.

  • @a.morphous66
    @a.morphous66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite bit is Rimmy taking umbrage with the claim that he strangled a bunch of children when in fact he fed them to wolves. And not the fact that he murdered so many children the entire region of France is shattered.

  • @expiredwater9019
    @expiredwater9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    A duke back then was a duke of hazard obviously.

  • @LeroyJ12
    @LeroyJ12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    when you see Scarmu, Max0r and Rimmy all in the same video: holy shit it's an all star event! also, god bless the Swedish empire, scarmu, sorry for your loss.

  • @morriganlefay5438
    @morriganlefay5438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I've wiped out the French royal family"
    "Why?"
    "... I'll get back to you on that"

  • @andrewhunter841
    @andrewhunter841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As an Englishman this does put a smile on my face.

  • @adamraddish
    @adamraddish 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this episode can't wait to see more

  • @OzyWazza
    @OzyWazza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "My cat just killed my dog..."
    Tyger Tyger? 0_o

  • @elijahm3688
    @elijahm3688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Dukes of Hazar- I mean, France.

  • @kommando2938
    @kommando2938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know I wish I knew every anime Tomboy but I don’t so I wanna know which character Rimmy was using.
    Some of the few I know I call Tomboys off how they act is like Lisbeth and Sinon from SAO... Sad I know

  • @bradbotxp1895
    @bradbotxp1895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THE POPE IS BASED!!!

  • @Nomadith
    @Nomadith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    JAIR.
    JAIR COMES FOR YOU FORNICATORS.

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    We definitely need more CK3 videos like this. This is extremely entertaining.

  • @thoughtfulpug1333
    @thoughtfulpug1333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    when is the next episode of "You and Me and Her" coming out?

  • @Fighter11244
    @Fighter11244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really want a part 2 to this video :)

  • @Tottleminerftw
    @Tottleminerftw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well I just tapped the notification and I have no regrets

  • @coyote47713
    @coyote47713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes! Please more!

  • @Ghoulie80085
    @Ghoulie80085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nooooo you cant just keep killing the king! It'll split the kingdom
    Rimmy: haha baby mulcher go brrrrrr

  • @FlamingNinja
    @FlamingNinja 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loving it. More of that multiplayer CK game please.

  • @MrBboy95
    @MrBboy95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would love to see someone pull of kidnaping cheese strategy and just become king in first few years.

  • @musicwarrior7630
    @musicwarrior7630 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    King Dies, friends in separate countries, aquires Cancer, cat kills dog...life hates that man

  • @fishbones8698
    @fishbones8698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn this is just the god kings of Brazil but Rimmys pov

  • @yinmaungthant4872
    @yinmaungthant4872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:10 Same guy was Prime Minister in "Lord Marksman and Vanadis"

  • @valravn5735
    @valravn5735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After watching, I have pretty much only one question.
    *w h a t*

  • @gamergoblin69
    @gamergoblin69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally,the deliverence of another video

  • @catxborsuq1
    @catxborsuq1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    French Karlings are running with the wolves tonight

  • @ryanphillips4123
    @ryanphillips4123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved this! There's gonna be a part 2 right?

  • @burgerhamlinklog312
    @burgerhamlinklog312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is my first time watching a rimmy vid since the first YOU and ME and HER video

  • @Blockio1999
    @Blockio1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yo Rimmy, any chance of you playing the Hololive religions mod? It's really stupid, but at the same time really fun

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I can mind break him!"
    *leans back in chair with a suspicious squint*
    .......Be very careful when you explain how.

  • @bobrock6438
    @bobrock6438 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it that casually just say you killed the king of france.

  • @thebladeofchaos
    @thebladeofchaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    French Monarchs: Mr Rimmy, I don't feel too good

  • @adammullarkey4996
    @adammullarkey4996 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, that was an... interesting misreading.
    3:04 "You can ransom Pope Karling."

  • @unitedstatesofamerica4987
    @unitedstatesofamerica4987 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    God this last twelve minutes were a life on their own right

  • @nothere7051
    @nothere7051 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:33 THE POPE IS NO SIMP!

  • @TraxOferta
    @TraxOferta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Who is the tomboy tho Rimmy, where is she from?

    • @urbanmech8064
      @urbanmech8064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Haru Nonaka from Yesterday wo utatte.

    • @TraxOferta
      @TraxOferta 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A hero

    • @urbanmech8064
      @urbanmech8064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TraxOferta No. I only serve our cause.

  • @toruchZ
    @toruchZ ปีที่แล้ว

    a year later and im here as a brazilian, to invite y'all to come here

  • @Stevd927
    @Stevd927 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Becomes spymaster, begins plot to murder king

  • @MrWooaa
    @MrWooaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A cat dies and suddenly france is bavaria.

  • @PPKinguin
    @PPKinguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To anyone wondering, no you can't abduct rulers you are at war with anymore. Big patch fixed a lot of issues.

  • @Icechuck
    @Icechuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good to see more CK3.

  • @math3000
    @math3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:22
    Ah yes, the ISP Technique

  • @jacklebergshecklestein9359
    @jacklebergshecklestein9359 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rimmy the Thronebreaker

  • @Nina_Sidaris
    @Nina_Sidaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey sub to you from your arma videos and streams want to get the game and run it at maxuim settings. What rig do you recommended.

  • @ichypapower
    @ichypapower 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Given the timing, I’m convinced that the cat was a Bavarian assassin and the dog was the sole thing standing in the way of the Bavarian claim to northern France

  • @deagle2898
    @deagle2898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    good

  • @tmarcus988
    @tmarcus988 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:50 remember Rimmy, aussies are just Irish that got caught

  • @gabrieldeoliveira8304
    @gabrieldeoliveira8304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is great representation of the behavior of nobles in French High Society.

  • @Lord-Phantom
    @Lord-Phantom 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Viking count is a legendary character and can use the invade kingdom casibelli to get and instant kingdom but must form duchies to form a new kingdom or else the kingdom breaks

  • @bigguygamer733
    @bigguygamer733 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    New title: 4 dudes exterminate the Karlings and methodically destabilize central Europe.

  • @justsomedude4547
    @justsomedude4547 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:40 please don’t tell me I’m the only who thought “THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED”

  • @Hiro1oo1
    @Hiro1oo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely play this another time, this is cursed as shit.

  • @saltasaurus3392
    @saltasaurus3392 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    please i need more

  • @theemperorprotects
    @theemperorprotects 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:45 *I killed my way into this mess, and I'll kill my way out*

  • @tommelling5797
    @tommelling5797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah I see you also have chosen the best tomboy Rimmy

  • @acoustic1688
    @acoustic1688 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    if rimmy is a guardsman in the next bro trip i'm going to scream

  • @Hey_ImMat
    @Hey_ImMat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Aw Hell yeah some more cooky crazy incest moments in Crusader Kings 3

  • @ObligedUniform
    @ObligedUniform 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Them Duke boys are at it again.

  • @l.warner3951
    @l.warner3951 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys should to continue this campaign.

  • @commanderguardian7292
    @commanderguardian7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I guardian have a dream… A DREAM ABOUT TOMBOY’S!!!!!

  • @veryyes8561
    @veryyes8561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Bavaria has come to Brazil*

  • @blazinangel2936
    @blazinangel2936 ปีที่แล้ว

    To think you forced Haru-chan to watch this session; no wonder she's crying.

  • @sinaaghaie6937
    @sinaaghaie6937 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that the chick with the crow from Sing Yesterday for Me?
    Noice

  • @psaldorn69
    @psaldorn69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Unexpected Zoran

  • @wacko5914
    @wacko5914 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watched France fall yk Bavaria in real time now