Well to be a tiny bit fair he did want divorce but it was against the church to do that so he was kind of stuck, doesn't excuse his work-around however.
My personal favourite is one game when I got to watch him invade Crimea. I can just imagine the confused screeching of the Nomads as they found themselves being on the other side of the invasion for once.
Rimmy: "Oh hey I'm the spymaster now" *Immediately tries to kill the king and bring instability to the kingdom* Sums up the game and the real world pretty nicely
No that’s more like the entire plot of dishonored one, literally someone who is a spymaster has the queen assassinated to gain power. Rimmy is that spymaster in this scenario only thing that solidified that would be for his crimes against the throne exposed and thrown into jail.
@@darthplagueis13 it's not constinats, it's double letters: FF, dd, Ll, W (literally a Double u, i.e. something that in the medieval period would be writer as "uu"). When the welsh realized that they routinely use sounds, both vowels and consonants, that don't exist in the languages of mortal men, they decided (possibly asking a druid some dragon or dwarves for all i know) to use double letters to represent the sounds they didn't have Latin letters for by just using double letters assigned apparently at random, posibaly based on the moments of a sheep around a Ouija board. And then they wrote a song about it before the English came and ruined it. I think, I wasn't really paying attention to my Welsh flatmate as he said that, but i think thats the basic Gist of it.
@@aidanfarnan4683 Well, but those double letters are still double consonants. Like, why not have double vowels or vowel combinations instead? In my mind that would make more sense...
@@darthplagueis13 Bit of research resulted in the answer of 'clusterfrak of weirdness and nobody knows'. Then trying to fix and codify the result into a consistent alphabet after the government of the time (english crown) made the language illegal due to it being 'morally wrong and holding the people from advancement'. More specifically, it was transcribed after oral histories into Latin symbology (which doesn't always use the same sounds and letters as the modern English alphabet) to try to specify the particular sounds. Why they chose the method used isn't known and it wasn't all that precise anyways. Then later there was the mess with the printing presses using arrangements of individual letter stamps, which didn't have all the stamps needed for the sheer number of consonants Welsh uses so they substituted. That inconsistency over time and being normalised resulted in it having to be formally codified to best-fit and there we go. Plus English not really using diacritics or digraphs and the way words change how they pronounce over time, etc and it starts to make a kind of sense.
As someone who literally studies this period of history and is writing a dissertation on Lotharingia, I'm enjoying how every TH-camr and streamer I watch butchers my favourite time period :)
My favorite bit is Rimmy taking umbrage with the claim that he strangled a bunch of children when in fact he fed them to wolves. And not the fact that he murdered so many children the entire region of France is shattered.
when you see Scarmu, Max0r and Rimmy all in the same video: holy shit it's an all star event! also, god bless the Swedish empire, scarmu, sorry for your loss.
You know I wish I knew every anime Tomboy but I don’t so I wanna know which character Rimmy was using. Some of the few I know I call Tomboys off how they act is like Lisbeth and Sinon from SAO... Sad I know
Given the timing, I’m convinced that the cat was a Bavarian assassin and the dog was the sole thing standing in the way of the Bavarian claim to northern France
That Viking count is a legendary character and can use the invade kingdom casibelli to get and instant kingdom but must form duchies to form a new kingdom or else the kingdom breaks
This was another video that "You"-Tube decided not to share with me and I'm sad because it was fun to watch. I actually want to see this continued purely out of curiosity over how you all will topple monarchys through reckless acts of regicide.
Suggestion : Warhammer 40k Chapter Master , would be like the 40k IH gameplay but its more exhausting and you get disbanded by the inquisition every 0.004 milliseconds
I once played a game of CK2 with 4 Friends. The rules were simple, everyone starts out as a Count in the Byzantine Empire, and whoever managed to become Byzantine Emperor and then die of natural causes. If you were murdered or died in Battle/Duell the game would go on. Also, if you managed to cuck another PC he had to drink. After three and half hours one of us was comatose (he had a nasty habit of murdering random heirs and counsil members, so his wifes became the center of attention for the rest of us for a while) and we watched the soon-to-be-late Emperor, an 83 Year old, goutridden, mangled and cancerous Alcoholic... get blown by some random AI.
"my wife is now my lover"
"i would hope"
I read this as maxor said it
Rimmy: *my wife is my lover.*
King Henry the VIII: that's a thing?
Next isekai: I can’t believe my wife is so lovely!
And my inbred zoroastrian sister
Well to be a tiny bit fair he did want divorce but it was against the church to do that so he was kind of stuck, doesn't excuse his work-around however.
"If you will not come to Brazil..."
*"Brazil will come to you"*
Hello
Now come, let us begin
Vem pro Brasil
@@bernardops7138 vamos raptar ele
@@jeanmarcelzaiaferro381 bora
Haesteinn starts with 6000 event troops and can basically just invade anyone at the start of the game. I call it Haesteinn roulette.
My personal favourite is one game when I got to watch him invade Crimea. I can just imagine the confused screeching of the Nomads as they found themselves being on the other side of the invasion for once.
Someone called it "Haesteinn Bizzare Adventure" and I agree
One time he took over Africa on my game.
He took over east francia in my game while i was trying to unite the karlings as west francia.
@@kekero540 vandal grindset
Hey, Scarmu? You feeling okay
*10 seconds of pause*
"IM NOT OKAY"
Just wondering, was scarmu talking about the game or real life? I’ve never played the game so not sure if that’s an event...
Rimmy: "Oh hey I'm the spymaster now"
*Immediately tries to kill the king and bring instability to the kingdom*
Sums up the game and the real world pretty nicely
No that’s more like the entire plot of dishonored one, literally someone who is a spymaster has the queen assassinated to gain power. Rimmy is that spymaster in this scenario only thing that solidified that would be for his crimes against the throne exposed and thrown into jail.
Look at these mere children experiencing Haesteinn's world tour for the first time
Cool profile picture
Jarl haesteinn’s bizarre adventure
@rosiewoahsie I summon thee! Look at that guys cool profile picture again
Rimmy's addiction to anime tomboys gives me worrying irregular heart palpitations
I disagree I whole heartedly support his tomboy love
Everybody loves Tomboys.
Nobody Pepe *wait no thats fembo-*
Tomboys are superior
For every like on this comment, I will donate 1 USD to Tomboy Addicts Anonymous to spread awareness of this great travesty.
5:56 "to show the power of murder, i saw this kingdom in half"
*That's a lotta damage!*
I like how Zoran the Bear makes a random appearance at the end.
"HAVE YOU NO WOLVES!?!?"
"Yes, Rimmy fed the entire French royal family to them!"
"Cunning as a Horse"? For some reason Berserk just sprang to my mind.
I wouldn't describe that horse as cunning
I only recently got this joke. Just......just get help man. An exorcism might help
oh god no
King of France: Dies
Everyone: Oh no!
Also everyone: Anyways. *Spams plot to kill*
"So anyway, I started Infanticiding..."
"My cat just killed my dog!"
And then Bavaria took over West Francia.
King Doggo is dead.
Did they forget that Haesteinn is legendary for a reason?
Literally travelled with Bjorn Ironside
Playing as Haesteinn you can do pretty much whatever you want, ye
There is a reason why's there an achievement all about him
In welsh, FF is "i" and W is "u", so Ffwdwr is "Iudur": to Fuss or bother.
Also this play-through was every bit as mental as I hoped, well done guys.
But... why? Who decided that the best way to represent welsh vowels in latin letters would be to use consonants?
@@darthplagueis13 it's not constinats, it's double letters: FF, dd, Ll, W (literally a Double u, i.e. something that in the medieval period would be writer as "uu"). When the welsh realized that they routinely use sounds, both vowels and consonants, that don't exist in the languages of mortal men, they decided (possibly asking a druid some dragon or dwarves for all i know) to use double letters to represent the sounds they didn't have Latin letters for by just using double letters assigned apparently at random, posibaly based on the moments of a sheep around a Ouija board. And then they wrote a song about it before the English came and ruined it.
I think, I wasn't really paying attention to my Welsh flatmate as he said that, but i think thats the basic Gist of it.
@@aidanfarnan4683 Well, but those double letters are still double consonants.
Like, why not have double vowels or vowel combinations instead? In my mind that would make more sense...
@@darthplagueis13 Bit of research resulted in the answer of 'clusterfrak of weirdness and nobody knows'. Then trying to fix and codify the result into a consistent alphabet after the government of the time (english crown) made the language illegal due to it being 'morally wrong and holding the people from advancement'.
More specifically, it was transcribed after oral histories into Latin symbology (which doesn't always use the same sounds and letters as the modern English alphabet) to try to specify the particular sounds. Why they chose the method used isn't known and it wasn't all that precise anyways. Then later there was the mess with the printing presses using arrangements of individual letter stamps, which didn't have all the stamps needed for the sheer number of consonants Welsh uses so they substituted. That inconsistency over time and being normalised resulted in it having to be formally codified to best-fit and there we go.
Plus English not really using diacritics or digraphs and the way words change how they pronounce over time, etc and it starts to make a kind of sense.
I like how as soon as he says “my cat killed my dog” they become Bavarian
My god rimmy playing a paradox game?
like the good old days?
And he's funking the world up IMMENSELY?
Great vid
Are we going to ignore the cat killing the dog throughout all this chaos?
I also love how West Francia exploded moments before it was announced, implying that the death of the dog resulted in that.
I don't even know what is real anymore
1:00 "If you will not come to you, *Brazil will come to you."*
*_NO! ANYTHING BUT THE OFF DUTY COPS!_*
"I didn't strangle those children, I fed them to wolves"
West Francia, Best Francia
Sup Kim Jong Un
0:52
As a Dutchman, I found your attempt to pronounce that name absolutely hilarious
@taniths 1st and only sgt iron on duty
Blijft altijd grappig, buitenlanders die Nederlandse namen proberen uit te spreken.
This was a good watch. Y'all even played the true French way, killing the monarch at every chance.
I thought the true French way is by surrendering 🤔
@@bananaman2912 Damn i envy you, living in 2004 instead of 2020
@@scorpixel1866 agreed
8:08 The concern in Rimmy’s voice is so sweet
Vikings rolling into the umayad caliphate like:
I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle
In this episode, Rimmy plays as the chaotic french KGB.
I saw Brazil and the only thing I thought of was "ah yeah, himmler's a gamer isn't he?"
As someone who literally studies this period of history and is writing a dissertation on Lotharingia, I'm enjoying how every TH-camr and streamer I watch butchers my favourite time period :)
"I just murdered without thinking of the consequences!" - Rimmy 2020
I’ve seen a house motto by the name “Help Me”.
Just thought I would share
5:58 TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, I SAWED THIS KINGDOM IN HALF!!!
Me who had a game where France split into 4 separate domain's: "First Time?"
Anyone else rooting for Ghat? They gotta Ghat that epic victory royale
*frost desperately fights his American soldier instincts*
My favorite bit is Rimmy taking umbrage with the claim that he strangled a bunch of children when in fact he fed them to wolves. And not the fact that he murdered so many children the entire region of France is shattered.
When Rimmy makes fun of a language you can actually read.
A duke back then was a duke of hazard obviously.
At this point rimmy yelling "Scarmu!" is just something we expect in each video
"I've wiped out the French royal family"
"Why?"
"... I'll get back to you on that"
Please do this again, you must reach the end game with this bumbling train of insanity.
when you see Scarmu, Max0r and Rimmy all in the same video: holy shit it's an all star event! also, god bless the Swedish empire, scarmu, sorry for your loss.
As an Englishman this does put a smile on my face.
when is the next episode of "You and Me and Her" coming out?
3:10 Same guy was Prime Minister in "Lord Marksman and Vanadis"
"My cat just killed my dog..."
Tyger Tyger? 0_o
You know I wish I knew every anime Tomboy but I don’t so I wanna know which character Rimmy was using.
Some of the few I know I call Tomboys off how they act is like Lisbeth and Sinon from SAO... Sad I know
Haru nonaka
The Dukes of Hazar- I mean, France.
To anyone wondering, no you can't abduct rulers you are at war with anymore. Big patch fixed a lot of issues.
Rimmy breaks France.
Well I just tapped the notification and I have no regrets
I would love to see someone pull of kidnaping cheese strategy and just become king in first few years.
JAIR.
JAIR COMES FOR YOU FORNICATORS.
We definitely need more CK3 videos like this. This is extremely entertaining.
11:33 THE POPE IS NO SIMP!
Damn this is just the god kings of Brazil but Rimmys pov
King Dies, friends in separate countries, aquires Cancer, cat kills dog...life hates that man
Nooooo you cant just keep killing the king! It'll split the kingdom
Rimmy: haha baby mulcher go brrrrrr
This is my first time watching a rimmy vid since the first YOU and ME and HER video
I really want a part 2 to this video :)
THE POPE IS BASED!!!
Who is the tomboy tho Rimmy, where is she from?
Haru Nonaka from Yesterday wo utatte.
A hero
@@TraxOferta No. I only serve our cause.
Love this episode can't wait to see more
Given the timing, I’m convinced that the cat was a Bavarian assassin and the dog was the sole thing standing in the way of the Bavarian claim to northern France
4:40 please don’t tell me I’m the only who thought “THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED”
Ok, that was an... interesting misreading.
3:04 "You can ransom Pope Karling."
That Viking count is a legendary character and can use the invade kingdom casibelli to get and instant kingdom but must form duchies to form a new kingdom or else the kingdom breaks
After watching, I have pretty much only one question.
*w h a t*
French Karlings are running with the wolves tonight
2:50 remember Rimmy, aussies are just Irish that got caught
a year later and im here as a brazilian, to invite y'all to come here
Becomes spymaster, begins plot to murder king
7:22
Ah yes, the ISP Technique
8:30
*image of anime tomboy*
*The Mindbreaker*
Yeah, no, that seems about right.
I love it that casually just say you killed the king of france.
This is great representation of the behavior of nobles in French High Society.
Yo Rimmy, any chance of you playing the Hololive religions mod? It's really stupid, but at the same time really fun
9:45 *I killed my way into this mess, and I'll kill my way out*
The "Kidnap Ruler to win" bug was patched out in 1.1 Sadly
This was another video that "You"-Tube decided not to share with me and I'm sad because it was fun to watch.
I actually want to see this continued purely out of curiosity over how you all will topple monarchys through reckless acts of regicide.
Anyone know what the anime on Rimmy's screen was at 0:50?
"I can mind break him!"
*leans back in chair with a suspicious squint*
.......Be very careful when you explain how.
Finally,the deliverence of another video
Suggestion : Warhammer 40k Chapter Master , would be like the 40k IH gameplay but its more exhausting and you get disbanded by the inquisition every 0.004 milliseconds
Loving it. More of that multiplayer CK game please.
which tomboy is that vibing with the count?
A cat that kills a dog in a straight up fight is not a cat you want to mess with. Tell the kitchen maids to make sure that the demon kitty is happy
i am brazilian and i can confirm, brazil will come to you. just wait
Any JoJo reference: exists
JoJo Fans: N U T
French Monarchs: Mr Rimmy, I don't feel too good
Yes! Please more!
God this last twelve minutes were a life on their own right
I also accidentally gave a duke the kingdom of Aquitaine today. That is really strange.
I loved this! There's gonna be a part 2 right?
Good work lads, keeping France off the map
2:16 LMAO
You guys should to continue this campaign.
New title: 4 dudes exterminate the Karlings and methodically destabilize central Europe.
Aw Hell yeah some more cooky crazy incest moments in Crusader Kings 3
I once played a game of CK2 with 4 Friends.
The rules were simple, everyone starts out as a Count in the Byzantine Empire, and whoever managed to become Byzantine Emperor and then die of natural causes. If you were murdered or died in Battle/Duell the game would go on. Also, if you managed to cuck another PC he had to drink.
After three and half hours one of us was comatose (he had a nasty habit of murdering random heirs and counsil members, so his wifes became the center of attention for the rest of us for a while) and we watched the soon-to-be-late Emperor, an 83 Year old, goutridden, mangled and cancerous Alcoholic... get blown by some random AI.
A cat dies and suddenly france is bavaria.
Every knight is a tomboy legend
Wtf happened for Jylland to move down besides Italy? 8:01