hey your the LEAST likely to go bankrupt out of all of south america at least so thats something. like being the dude first in line running away from a rolling boulder.
@@seshgreen4084 Sorry that we have the basic decency of putting the day before the month. Didn't know it went month, day then year like wow makes so much sense ayy lmao
@@nyuraki_industries I don’t get it either it’s just what we do over here. We changed many thing to be our “own” system to be different but it just causes confusion... honestly america kinda sucks... but we have some things better than a lot of the world... not much.... but some
Everyone knows that one bro, there isn't a single person in Europe that doesn't know it, plus, a LOT of people in any part of the world know it, even in Africa
8:25 I like how OpenTTD and Cyberpunk have wildly different interpretation of how mega-corporations and multi-billionaires would run the world if left to their own devices.
"Caused? This entire rail network IS confusion, and it can't be delayed because they don't have bloody time tables! I'm never complaining about Sodor again!" -Sir Topham Hatt
As the Train toot started on that day, Heard a hundred miles away, A million crashes happened, And the green fields to turned to grey. The collisions happened all day long, Yet the people went in throngs. Suicidal lemmings, Now the traps been sprung and the battle's begun. Descend into Madness, 303 trains failing to run, Fields of They're Dumb! And the battle has begun, Nowhere to run, port and station, Fall one by one, under the tonne, Thy will be done! And the judgment has begun, Nowhere to run, port and station, Fields of They're Dumb. Though a million trains have scared the land, No one has the upper hand, From the tracks above to trenches, Where the captains make their stand. As the canals slowly fill with mud, And then quickly block the flood, Death awaits in every corner, Tracks splattered in blood, Please read the damn HUD. Descend into Madness, 303 trains failing to run, Fields of They're Dumb! And the battle has begun, Nowhere to run, port and station, Fall one by one, under the tonne, Thy will be done! And the judgment has begun, Nowhere to run, port and station, Fields of They're Dumb. Fields of dumb collisions, turned to wasteland from the grass, Thou should go no further, 'less you're really stupid, lass! The spirit of collision, end this madness we implore! So go ahead, face the red, loggerheads, now you're broke, stupid bloke, money's all in smoke. Descend into Madness, 303 trains failing to run, Fields of They're Dumb! And the battle has begun, Nowhere to run, port and station, Fall one by one, under the tonne, Thy will be done! And the judgment has begun, Nowhere to run, port and station, Fields of They're Dumb.
@@pieceofschmidtgamer It's a reference to Generation Kill. One of the people who appears is a less-than-reliable captain that the enlisted Marines call Captain America. He has a scene where he freaks out his entire convoy by engaging an unoccupied car with an AK-47 without saying anything to anyone. When questioned on why he did this stupid, stupid thing, he claimed he was denying the enemy transportation.
@kirbymaster7491 It took me a bit to figure out the reference, as I've never heard of Captain America saying anything like that. Until I remembered Generation Kill and thought, "Oh yeah, that asshole."
@@Perseus17 A canines privates have a large knot or ball like section. They are either asking if she could take it or if she would have one. Don't know if that's what you wanted but there you go.
I love how you turn a city-building game into a war game. It's a masterpiece. THAT SAID, I feel sorry for all the poor little pawns down there in pixel-land, who get blown up just for all your (and my) sadistic amusement. Like, it's funny and cute from a Gods-eye perspective, but imagining myself as the poor souls who see land magically spawn specifically to block my path...I'd be super angry and/or sad that the GODS (a.k.a. players) are conspiring against me. Also 9:12 is the summary of my life.
im sorry please god tell me they aren't talking about fubuki from hololive oh god i think they are i really dident want to learn that the cadians were hololive fans this way
Same, although I'm baffled at the amount of train crashes. I don't know if it's an effect of being drunk or sabotage, but after you learn signals, it's just almost impossible to loose trains.
Oh Transport Tycoon... My favourite trick was the put a length of track behind an competitor's train station, stoplights and a depot. Then buy the cheapest train, inch it towards their station and just as it turns around, halt it. It's enough on their tracks that if their train comes to the station it'll collide and explode or, alternatively, their train will just circle the track using up money without making any.
I once broke my calm friend in Mario Party. He was ahead of three of us by like 3 stars, so we all concocted this evil plan when he went to the bathroom. We saved coins to sabotage him of his stars after talking shit 🤣 we didn't care who won, we just wanted him to lose, it's so petty
I installed ship ai, it has about 30% more economical profit than me, so i isolated all of its ports and locks by raising the terrain in front of it, and now 75% of their company is mine
7:00 I was silently imploring a competitor to buy or build on the one brown tile left between the station and the bridge. 13:54 Instead of remaking the crashed train car by car you can just clone the crashed one.
This is hilarious and I love everything OpenTTD, was this a stream? If so, where can I find the vod? I’d love to see you guys do more videos on this game.
OIIIIIIIIIIIIII, rimmy uploaded OTTD , call me happy. hi happy I am dad also Openttd got a steam version? COOOL NOW I CAN FLEX MY HOURS ON THE 2 FRIENDS I HAVE AND FORCE THEM TO PLAY MULTI SINCE IT IS FREE
"I can't believe Brazil isn't the first company to go bankrupt" as a brazilian this speaks to me in such a deep level
As another brazilian, I second this. That sentence is too relatable, in ways I can not describe
hey your the LEAST likely to go bankrupt out of all of south america at least so thats something.
like being the dude first in line running away from a rolling boulder.
Pipp@@BR_L1nx
"Fuck the passengers, he just lost a bunch of valuables"
-Rimmy, circa 12.04.2021, 9:43
I was about to ask why you said it was Dec..... then remembered I’m living in the chaotic US...... screw the imperial system...
@@seshgreen4084 yeah
@@seshgreen4084 Sorry that we have the basic decency of putting the day before the month. Didn't know it went month, day then year like wow makes so much sense ayy lmao
@@nyuraki_industries I don’t get it either it’s just what we do over here. We changed many thing to be our “own” system to be different but it just causes confusion... honestly america kinda sucks... but we have some things better than a lot of the world... not much.... but some
@@seshgreen4084 Tbf some parts of your system I do prefer over my own and I tend to use a mix of both systems as it makes more sense to me.
"You see those two skyscrapers?"
Americans: Wait a second. I know this one.
"Fuck he blocked that canal"
-the world: Wait a second. I know this one
Fucks sake i spit out my hot chocolate, good one onya
We know a thing or 2cause we've seen a thing or 2
Everyone knows that one bro, there isn't a single person in Europe that doesn't know it, plus, a LOT of people in any part of the world know it, even in Africa
8:25 I like how OpenTTD and Cyberpunk have wildly different interpretation of how mega-corporations and multi-billionaires would run the world if left to their own devices.
Ahh yes, spending there time running down buses and building land in the gulf. Turning oil rigs into normal wells.
The "just stop turning left" gives me the same feeling as "why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!"
God that made me imagine the Cadian crew making an abridged series and I'd fucking love to see that chaos
Spiff's and Rimmy's dm's were fucking golden
I’m glad I’m not the only one who loved that
@@TheSeamonkeyBrigade
Don't worry there's about 200 or so people who did as well
>Busy day of Rome total war
POG!
I've never been more terrified than Pugs screaming at me.
No nothing is more terrorfiying then it not being in full screen mode
When Egyptains in the future see this: *Ever Given PTSD intensifies*
the ship was called the ever given though
@@FennecMizar I should really learn to not trust my auto correct. Apparently my phone doesn't know "Given" is a word.
@@Number1Rival never trust autocorrect just turn it off
@@artisticyam because its funny
@@artisticyam Why not?
Look up the definition of my username.
BREAKING: Angry Australian man blows up skyscrapers out of spite
every buddy is gangster until the transportation department starts speaking Vietnamese
"I used the power of my stand, C O N T R O L L E D D E M O L I T I O N, to destroy the twin towers"
"You have caused confusion and delay!"- The Fat Controller, probably
"Caused? This entire rail network IS confusion, and it can't be delayed because they don't have bloody time tables! I'm never complaining about Sodor again!"
-Sir Topham Hatt
@@RedShocktrooperRST bro did you never watch Thomas
@@phantomaviator1318 Yes, and I'm saying Sir Hatt would probably go apologize profusely to his engines after seeing this rail network.
@@RedShocktrooperRST wight just making sure because fat controller and Tophamm are the same guy
@@phantomaviator1318 I mean in RWS there are at least three Fat Controllers that I know of, all of whom are Sir Topham Hatt.
TTD is the last thing I expected to see here
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
As the Train toot started on that day,
Heard a hundred miles away,
A million crashes happened,
And the green fields to turned to grey.
The collisions happened all day long,
Yet the people went in throngs.
Suicidal lemmings,
Now the traps been sprung and the battle's begun.
Descend into Madness,
303 trains failing to run,
Fields of They're Dumb!
And the battle has begun,
Nowhere to run, port and station,
Fall one by one, under the tonne,
Thy will be done!
And the judgment has begun,
Nowhere to run, port and station,
Fields of They're Dumb.
Though a million trains have scared the land,
No one has the upper hand,
From the tracks above to trenches,
Where the captains make their stand.
As the canals slowly fill with mud,
And then quickly block the flood,
Death awaits in every corner,
Tracks splattered in blood,
Please read the damn HUD.
Descend into Madness,
303 trains failing to run,
Fields of They're Dumb!
And the battle has begun,
Nowhere to run, port and station,
Fall one by one, under the tonne,
Thy will be done!
And the judgment has begun,
Nowhere to run, port and station,
Fields of They're Dumb.
Fields of dumb collisions, turned to wasteland from the grass,
Thou should go no further, 'less you're really stupid, lass!
The spirit of collision, end this madness we implore!
So go ahead, face the red, loggerheads, now you're broke, stupid bloke, money's all in smoke.
Descend into Madness,
303 trains failing to run,
Fields of They're Dumb!
And the battle has begun,
Nowhere to run, port and station,
Fall one by one, under the tonne,
Thy will be done!
And the judgment has begun,
Nowhere to run, port and station,
Fields of They're Dumb.
OMFG!! EPIC Sabaton Parody!!!!!
Masterpiece
Damn good shit
This is perfection incarnate
Now you can really get the Captain America experience by denying the enemy transportation
I don't understand...
@@pieceofschmidtgamer Its from the TV series Generation Kill
@@pieceofschmidtgamer It's a reference to Generation Kill. One of the people who appears is a less-than-reliable captain that the enlisted Marines call Captain America. He has a scene where he freaks out his entire convoy by engaging an unoccupied car with an AK-47 without saying anything to anyone. When questioned on why he did this stupid, stupid thing, he claimed he was denying the enemy transportation.
@@kirbymaster7491 Oh, thank you!
@kirbymaster7491
It took me a bit to figure out the reference, as I've never heard of Captain America saying anything like that. Until I remembered Generation Kill and thought, "Oh yeah, that asshole."
"Are you mad I trapped your fucking boat, so you built a bridge?!"
Basically what Alexander The Great did that one time at Tyre.
12:54 "Look at all the roadworks, it's like Sydney"
Too true, all you had to do was build a redundant fucking tram line and it would've been perfect
Rimmy's railway layout made Perturabo join Chaos
I can't believe Rimmy did 7/11.
"Would you consider them [Fubuki] to be Knotters?"
Finally, they're asking the big questions.
Literally in this case
@@Perseus17 A canines privates have a large knot or ball like section. They are either asking if she could take it or if she would have one. Don't know if that's what you wanted but there you go.
But she's a cat. If anything, she would have spikes.
@@roadent217 Arctic Fox Darn it! Knotter AND barbs.
@@roadent217 wait.... I’m thinking of Fubuki from one punch..... do I have the wrong character????
For any non Australians here I just want to point out rimmy posted this at 5 Am
(Don't ask why I am up at this time)
I love how you turn a city-building game into a war game. It's a masterpiece.
THAT SAID, I feel sorry for all the poor little pawns down there in pixel-land, who get blown up just for all your (and my) sadistic amusement. Like, it's funny and cute from a Gods-eye perspective, but imagining myself as the poor souls who see land magically spawn specifically to block my path...I'd be super angry and/or sad that the GODS (a.k.a. players) are conspiring against me.
Also 9:12 is the summary of my life.
I did not expect WKUK Sniper Business to be referenced in an OpenTTD video, on a channel known for milsims, but I am here for it.
Hearing a reference to that Deep Memory in (current year) was quite a trip ngl
I have never seen more people who don't understand basic train signals
they have never herd of a "one-way signal"
I guarantee you that if these guys played Settlers of Catan, they would still find a way to create a bloodbath.
I would recommend "Offworld Trading company" where screwing over you opponents is part of the game.
4:04 * yabe in the distance *
4:12 * yabe in the distance intensifies *
Blocking a canal with a cargo ship should be called "The Evergreen Strategy".
"Bus to rhymes"
"Otto von busmarck"
"Bus lightyear"
"Fear of god 2: let bus pray"
But may I introduce you to *drumroll*
_"Adolf bus-ler"_
8:00 THE ONLY GOODS YOU'RE TRANSPORTING ARE SOULS TO HEAVEN
TTD is an excellent game of capitalism. I once made a town become desolate by exploiting the refinery there then leaving... felt no remorse.
You question why You fight but forget that Corporate Warfare is the most violent and competitive type there is.
Name checks out. Nothing brings out the deepest evil so much as avarice.
4:00 is this another "showing Trials in Tainted Space screenshots in a tangentially related video" moment?
Don't believe so. I think they were talking about Hololive. Hope not, though.
I did not see this coming but I expect it will be awesome.
im sorry please god tell me they aren't talking about fubuki from hololive
oh god i think they are i really dident want to learn that the cadians were hololive fans this way
you only learn this now?
How have you missed all the hololive references before this video?
@@kuba_mar well i guess its time to rewatch videos to find em
that being said can you point out some videos that have em
@@simonsoupshark8009 he has an arma op about the spectrum device VS PLA in taiwan, he references hololive in the intro due to some 'recent events'
1min30 for this to turn into PvP Syndicate Wars.
the amount of love y'all give eachother in this is brilliant lol
2:26 - I read that with Spiff's voice in my head.
4:33 to 4:49
RIP Trevor Moore, your comedy was truly golden.
The lads discussing hololive futa, crazy night.
.... da faq is dat?
@@Commrade-DOGE Google it, Have fun.
@@lukewind13 yes. lots of fun.
Yeah, some things you just wonder how any conversation could reach
Wait a second, this is vtube bullshit? Im taking my furry and leaving
Train Crash!
4 die in fireball after collision
~genuine laughter~
rimmy rocking the shell classic start menu
EYYY MY BOY. Damn straight.
@@RimmyDownunder gotta love the windows 7 vibe, I always have nostalgia for that style
11:30 Did somebody say oil? DAT SHIT IS MMMIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is funniest thing i've ever watched on youtube i need more videos like this on OpenTTD but sadly seems like it's the only video
Valefisk came out with a funny one lately. I actually really enjoy the cutthroat tactics used in the multiplayer 🤣 it's more fun when you talk shit
Messaging Spiff "night night sleep tight" is very funny to me
Oh god o remember playing this when I was like 12
And it's on steam???
Holy shit yes
Same, although I'm baffled at the amount of train crashes. I don't know if it's an effect of being drunk or sabotage, but after you learn signals, it's just almost impossible to loose trains.
My straw reaches across the room and I. SEE. YOUR. BUS.
Should of been Autobahn Busmarck IMO, but I lol'd at that
11:20 You should have funded road reconstruction there LOL.
I didn't think I'd nearly choke to death while eating Grits, of all things, at 11:23 PM at night, from pure chaotic laughter. World class!
Block the canal
Me: hey I've seen this one
SpaceX:What do you mean you see it,it's brand new
"Now draw her carrying oil!" 11:33 god damn it lmfao
this gives me great memories to Chris Sawyers Locomotion and I need to get this NOW
its free
a true representation of 19th century colonialism if I've ever seen one
Got Sim City vibes from this one
War Pig screaming is hilarious
Warpig's shouting is always a delight to behold.
2:05 It's like one of those 18th Century ship battles except it's Pinkertons in busses
I saw ottd and wondered if spiff was here. Turns out he's in a tea coma. RIP Spiff
Oh Transport Tycoon... My favourite trick was the put a length of track behind an competitor's train station, stoplights and a depot. Then buy the cheapest train, inch it towards their station and just as it turns around, halt it. It's enough on their tracks that if their train comes to the station it'll collide and explode or, alternatively, their train will just circle the track using up money without making any.
FUCK YEAH,MY FAVOURITE TH-camR WITH MY MOST FAVOURITE GAME
Nice it's on steam now, I can finally force my friends to get it
Spiff broke this game with infinite money, not sure if it still works though
I tried to sneak thru the canal man. Can't make it. Can't make it. The ship's stuck. Outta ma way son.
Rimmy’s laugh brings light to these trying times
Seeing Rimmy legit angry is both entertaining and terrifying...
I once broke my calm friend in Mario Party. He was ahead of three of us by like 3 stars, so we all concocted this evil plan when he went to the bathroom. We saved coins to sabotage him of his stars after talking shit 🤣 we didn't care who won, we just wanted him to lose, it's so petty
Screen: *Controlled demolitions*
Me: SSSSSSSSS- OOOOOH NOOO-
I installed ship ai, it has about 30% more economical profit than me, so i isolated all of its ports and locks by raising the terrain in front of it, and now 75% of their company is mine
Somehow you and your friends managed to make a fustercluck out of one of the most peaceful economy games and I'm very happy about it
you start open ttd to see youu the best logistics person is, you end ttd commit acts of terror via transportation
Ah the Suez canal crab, good times
This is fantastic. We need MORE
As soon as I saw the thumbnail I started laughing my ass off.
Corporate Warfare Simulator.
7:00 I was silently imploring a competitor to buy or build on the one brown tile left between the station and the bridge.
13:54 Instead of remaking the crashed train car by car you can just clone the crashed one.
"Its like Sydney" I choke laughed so hard.
People in this region is living a peaceful live until Rimmy and the gang show up and bring all the suffering.
1:24 someone's bus didn't go over 60 MPH
2:30 POV: Microsoft closes four super successful game studios.
This was amazing to watch. Unexpected, but greatly appreciated :D
no cellphone in sight, just prople living a moment
i love that train just plowing through traffic.... and the game be like "eh"
I have no idea what was going but i can safely say that was some funny shit
1:56
Well, you´re just describing Swizerland here...
economy recovering?
block the canal.
I can't wait to see Rimmy and Warpig play Rise Of Nations... the nukes on god.
truly the best argument for privatized rail i've ever seen
i just can't stop laughing. the train ieds are hilarious
I CANT STOP LAUGHING RIMMMY!
New Yorkers having flashbacks at 14:59
This is hilarious and I love everything OpenTTD, was this a stream? If so, where can I find the vod? I’d love to see you guys do more videos on this game.
This really says a lot about our Big Business society
designing trains to run over cars is also fun, raising land under boats, , buying lots in font of railorads
I... may not understand what is happening. All I know is... *we must ride Otto von Busmark*
Still waiting for Rimmy to play Rebel Inc
"the only goods you transports are coffins and stones"
So now the Aussie goes for Swiss defense tactics to ensure his monopoly on the bridge.
i reckon you lads would have a wild fun time playing DEFCON drunk
OIIIIIIIIIIIIII, rimmy uploaded OTTD , call me happy.
hi happy I am dad
also Openttd got a steam version? COOOL NOW I CAN FLEX MY HOURS ON THE 2 FRIENDS I HAVE AND FORCE THEM TO PLAY MULTI SINCE IT IS FREE
Good on Rimmy for using Classic Shell.
Here within 100 views and 1 minute of release pog