Spreading the Tomboy Truth | Crusader Kings 3

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  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2206

    You know I'm using that priestly garb for many silly things. To start with, I just uploaded all the green screen footage I took, plus a few cut scenes, to the second channel. A huge thanks to Paradox for making this all possible. Crusader Kings 3 is out on September 1st, and you can find it here: play.crusaderkings.com/Rimmy
    You can check priestly Rimmy out there, and I dunno, do something with him I guess. Here you go: th-cam.com/video/Zv4s9813FY4/w-d-xo.html

    • @somerandomnobody8305
      @somerandomnobody8305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Tomboy milfs exist
      They’re called soccer moms

    • @agajillionareimsorich
      @agajillionareimsorich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait how is this 3 days old?

    • @zhkoende2379
      @zhkoende2379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      commented 3 days ago?! but its brand new!

    • @aciad1703
      @aciad1703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bring us the cid!

    • @RedGreekWolf
      @RedGreekWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you founded that Holy Order, you wanted them to be Sisters of Battle didn't you?

  • @paradoxinteractive
    @paradoxinteractive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8403

    Many years from now we will look back and reference this video whenever someone asks about where a CK3 meme came from

    • @kaboomluong9373
      @kaboomluong9373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      So can you have a horse as a child in this version too?

    • @obbersb2812
      @obbersb2812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      K

    • @lionheart6176
      @lionheart6176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Keep doing what you do paradox

    • @manisian3652
      @manisian3652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      The fact that paradox comments on the videos they pay for kinda reinforces that they are one of my favorite companies, although that is counteracted by how expensive the dlc for every game is

    • @thedarkholegammertdhg9255
      @thedarkholegammertdhg9255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hey man, do you know if and when the Philippines and Oceania in EU4 will get an update? The stem comments on dev diaries only talk about that and I was wondering if we could get an information update or conformation.

  • @aundersave
    @aundersave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3403

    “My Half Sister Is My Soul Mate.”
    That Sounds Like a Light Novel Title

    • @EpicRenegade777
      @EpicRenegade777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      it really does sound like a slice of life anime.

    • @yaboialphapsi-krieger2709
      @yaboialphapsi-krieger2709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Oh.. yeah it does sounds like it.
      A comedic incest romance genre i think.

    • @xtratic
      @xtratic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      There's plenty of it.

    • @Colleywoodstudios
      @Colleywoodstudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      and then he knocks up his daughter *insert hentai haven logo here*

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *cheerful Visual Novel opening music begins

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4337

    I've always known deep inside that Rimmy was the true Tomboy Jesus

    • @mini-metarken7873
      @mini-metarken7873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nice

    • @hafizyb
      @hafizyb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Where is you CK3 vid Koifish?!
      We need the comeback of Jesus foreskin

    • @stanle1101
      @stanle1101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Koifish!!!! CK3 vid when???

    • @anthonyknight170
      @anthonyknight170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      HEEEEES A SAAAAAINT?!?!?

    • @olli325
      @olli325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have adquired the capacity of reading every koifish comment with his voice in my mind.

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2399

    “It’s better to surrender and then invade the kingdom they make, like 10 minutes later.”
    -The Islamic caliphates on the crusades

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      We must defend the faith by taking Jerusalem! Yes! We've done it!
      My liege, the Kingdom of Jerusalem is under attack.
      Meh.

    • @XoJOHNoX96
      @XoJOHNoX96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jewish in every nation

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Imagine if the Eastern Orthodox church took Jerusalem. Not even by trying, but because an Eastern Orthodox noble inherited the kingdom.

    • @muhammaddanialbinshahrizal1764
      @muhammaddanialbinshahrizal1764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@walnzell9328 Really crusader, knock it off. I didnt get why many people make crusaders memes while they were get kicked their ass IRL.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@muhammaddanialbinshahrizal1764 Oh. You misunderstand. I'm mocking crusaders.

  • @DivineWashup
    @DivineWashup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3226

    “Are you really crusading on your own”
    “No I’m with the GOD”

    • @uncabob214
      @uncabob214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      "Are you really trying to take Jerusalem on your own?"
      "No! I'm with the Tomboys!"

    • @bloodraven7237
      @bloodraven7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And by God you mean the emperor of mankind correct

    • @jubisvaldo5450
      @jubisvaldo5450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@bloodraven7237 the only true god is the Omnissiah

    • @snorp6781
      @snorp6781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm God and I approve this message.

    • @shatteredstar9565
      @shatteredstar9565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The tomboys are to be protected. So sayeth the lord. So shall it be.

  • @GuakstickLabs
    @GuakstickLabs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Rimmy got paid by Paradox to crush Iberia between a Tomboy's thighs.

  • @TheArkTheArkTheArk
    @TheArkTheArkTheArk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2542

    “Wha- the Muslims are fighting on the side of Tomboyism?!”
    “Look, a tomboy in a hijab is still a tomboy.”

    • @math3000
      @math3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      Tomboys knows no borders, knows no bounds

    • @cruisingwithoutsail6585
      @cruisingwithoutsail6585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@math3000 what tomboy means?

    • @Sleepingcrusader
      @Sleepingcrusader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Cruising Withoutsail a boyish girl.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@cruisingwithoutsail6585
      Tomboy - A boyish girl, usually short spunky hair and very active.
      Tomgirl - A girlish boy, usually longer straight hair, soft voice and gestures

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      As a muslim of culture I can say this that tomboys are the greatest
      Especially with abs

  • @Jack-me7kl
    @Jack-me7kl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    Congratulations, you’ve just played a normal game of Crusader Kings, including weird politics, incest, and accidentally taking Jerusalem.

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I haven't watched the video yet but that sounds historically accurate

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That about sums up pretty much what Germany did during the middle ages. Just minue that last part

    • @onlyhereformoney175
      @onlyhereformoney175 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "weird politics" no

    • @franciscobautista9379
      @franciscobautista9379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If this is a normal game, I'm deathly fascinated with what a game off the rails would be.

    • @lucasandrade2640
      @lucasandrade2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@franciscobautista9379 satanic penis surgery, aztec egypt, islamic byzantium and norse russia
      A game i had, real off the rails

  • @DragonFireStrike
    @DragonFireStrike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    Having never played a CK game, "My wife is mad that I knocked up my daughter..." and "WE OWN JERUSALEM?!" Seem like the best ways to describe it.

    • @math3000
      @math3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That's pretty much the CK franchise, incest and Jerusalem

    • @SMiki55
      @SMiki55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sweet Home Jerusalem

  • @dicewinter1129
    @dicewinter1129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    Rimmy: "Oh you're wondering what's in the Bible, mmh...? It's all _just_ tomboys..."
    _My god..._
    Rimmy: "Welcome brothers... to *Tomboy Supremacy* "
    *I will live, suffer and **_die_** for the protection of the faith!*

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I never been religious but I'd join that

    • @regardlessrampage
      @regardlessrampage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@magicmanscott40k Tomboys are always best girl.

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@regardlessrampage yes. Even the great omminsah once said, before I was emperor I had a huge tomboy harem.

    • @blitzronin9256
      @blitzronin9256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And then the Trap god descends from the sky and drops the khoran of traps.

    • @magicmanscott40k
      @magicmanscott40k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blitzronin9256 I don't know if anyone could handle a trap god

  • @azazass
    @azazass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1237

    Sister-wife and lover-daughter? The full CK experience right there.

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Definitely. Especially since that lover-daughter also had an affair with her brother.

    • @spamfilter32
      @spamfilter32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Just a half-sister though.

    • @xtratic
      @xtratic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@purpleteaisme Half-incest*

    • @thorianvan1582
      @thorianvan1582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Paradox knows what the buyers want

    • @RIlianP
      @RIlianP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The only thing that was missing is for his son to knock up his aunt to complete the family circle

  • @Hesstig
    @Hesstig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Did my mans just legalize NTR under the pretense of Tomboy supremacy

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      HERESY

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Rimmy: *worships tomboys*
      Pope: I slep
      Rimmy: *Allows NTR*
      Pope: DEUS VULT

  • @JagerLange
    @JagerLange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2310

    "Why is the Holy Roman Empire in North Africa?!"
    Rommel: Origins.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1284

    * *founds religion inspired by anime fandom* *
    * *20 minutes later...* *
    "And I've knocked up my daughter!"

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      He has reached chapter Hyen'thai, now we must discuss if the faith has gone too far or not far enough....

    • @anlasma7942
      @anlasma7942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      * *does everything normally in a CK run* *
      * *20 minutes later...* *
      "And I've knocked up my daughter!"

    • @BaronVonMott
      @BaronVonMott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anlasma7942 Good point 😂

    • @elgenerico5453
      @elgenerico5453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anlasma7942 if it was a truly normal run, everyone's favourite bro, that funky horse, M.D would be somehow related.

    • @anelbegic2780
      @anelbegic2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@anlasma7942 why did you repeat yourself twice there?

  • @happilyignorant
    @happilyignorant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "My son is sleeping with my daughter?- Whaaaaat... I SLEEP WITH BOTH OF THEM?!"
    Litterly a second... "My half sister's mad I knocked up mah daughter!"
    CK3 is going to be amazing

  • @GaldirEonai
    @GaldirEonai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    About the whole Jerusalem thing:
    In one of my very first games of CK2, I started on the Newbie Isle, as one does, and spent my first few lifetimes getting Ireland united under one crown. While I was waiting for a truce to expire, the first crusade kicked off. I joined up just in case, hired a knightly order and packed them and some drunk irishmen onto a bunch of boats and sent them to the holy land.
    I sent the knights to attach themselves to one of the big crusader stacks, while the irish kept sieging coastal provinces and running back onto their boats every time a seljuk army appeared on the horizon.
    This went on for a while, then the aforementioned truce expired and I kinda lost interest. The crusade had turned into a huge meatgrinder in Syria and nobody was gaining any ground, so I figured it'd end in a white peace.
    Fast forward a year, and I'm in the middle of cleaning up my last remaining opponent on the island. Suddenly I get a message that a.) the crusade has ended in victory, and b.) because of Ireland's great contribution (what?) I'd been named King of Jerusalem (WHAT?!?).
    I immediately went hugely above my demesne limit and started to panic (remember, I was still new to the game), giving away all those new provinces in the Holy Land at random to any irish courtier I could find. And then my character died. Naturally, my younger son ended up King of Jerusalem and the whole mess became _his_ problem, so I kinda forgot about it again.
    A few generations later, I've just formed the empire of Albia, so I zoom out a bit to see how it looks on the map and spot the Holy Land.
    And well...I'd ruined the place forever. The whole region was now a mess of irish lords feuding with each other. The muslims had basically given up on the whole thing ages ago, the byzantines were being drawn into the inter-irish fighting and getting messed up by it...

    • @grayfox6930
      @grayfox6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How could you just give up on ireland like that? Noob or not i would have stuck it out for the irish empire.

    • @tomaszskowronski1406
      @tomaszskowronski1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ah yes, the Irish. The last thing that that holy land clusterfuck needed.

    • @elysium7242
      @elysium7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Imagine: You're a bored Night Watchman for one of the Holy Land's vital coastal ports. There's been little need for guards for years; everyone nearby is allied to your lord. As a result, night guard often involves a few of you setting up near the water and casually drinking till the Dawn Shift comes in.
      Tonight is different though. Reports have arrived of a sizable Western Army, intent on invasion, sighted off the coast north of you. Too far to pose a direct threat, but close enough to make the city cautious. You and your friends laugh off the anxiety. The foreigners had made such gestures for a while, they never came to much, aside from the occasional seasick Knight stumbling up from the beach.
      As the laughter dies down, some sound pricks your ears. A little louder, higher, than the waves crashing. Almost like one of those odd Greek instruments that looked like a flute in a sack...
      *Thwack* You spin around, just in time to see your brother, Ajihad, go down to a weighted javelin the size of a lance. And though the night, a drunken cry rings out...
      *TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES, THIS IS AN* -hic- *INVASION!!!*
      Oh Allah, not the Irish. Anything but the Irish

    • @maltorian1258
      @maltorian1258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ​@@elysium7242 "Almost like one of those odd Greek instruments that looked like a flute in a sack..."
      Can I just say it's called a gaida and it's not greek. It's bulgarian. Oddly enough because of the similarity of instruments a genetic study was made and go figure scots and bulgarians have quite a bit in common :D

  • @Canadian_Zac
    @Canadian_Zac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    'Pet Paws will be unabavailable for 5 years'
    So you can pet a cat once every 5 years....
    Somewhat accurate

    • @lucasterrasemnomezuado3785
      @lucasterrasemnomezuado3785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes, I've been waiting the last 4 years for my petting cat decision cooldown to end, so I can pet it again

  • @GavinTheFifer
    @GavinTheFifer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    “...and then the Tomboy and Muslim alliance smashed the Christians, permanently removing their influence from Iberia, and cementing the Tomboy faith as the religion of Iberia

  • @beknown63
    @beknown63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    “It’s better to surrender and then invade the kingdom they make 10 minutes later.”
    -Saladin

  • @itsyaboitavino3273
    @itsyaboitavino3273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “All aboard, the Tomboy Boat” I believe you mean, the TomBoat

  • @lyon2475
    @lyon2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    "Paradox have generously bankrolled..." Hey hey people. Rimmy here.
    Also I saw Railgun in that bible, a man culture through and through.

    • @memehow494
      @memehow494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      facts

    • @csmrookie9600
      @csmrookie9600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Here from the xxth cadian regiment, due to my crippling debt to the god-emperor himself.

    • @korickarmstrong3468
      @korickarmstrong3468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My girl Mordred made an appearance as well!

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@korickarmstrong3468 best homunculi ssr

    • @nugiaji
      @nugiaji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sseeth review. Nice

  • @AnimarchyHistory
    @AnimarchyHistory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "We are going to be between a rock and a hard place"
    I know this is probably not intentional. But given that Gibraltar is on the southern tip of Spain. By definition you quite literally are.

  • @Ericshadowblade
    @Ericshadowblade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    I love how literally everyone i follow who does paradox has flood my feed with vidoes within 1 minute of each other

    • @alblaka8852
      @alblaka8852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Probably were provided the game some days ago, with a NDA primed to that specific moment. Common practice to ensure you can get pre-release reviews and PR out, with a specific date to give every influencer the same chance (since a race to 'post first' would negatively affect quality).
      But yeah, I was so tuned to 1st Sept, I completely forgot the review would come in 1 (or 2, depends on the franchise for PDX) weeks before that :D

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hel, I've found a few more because of this lol

  • @ulysses9488
    @ulysses9488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "My half sister is my soulmate, thats weird"
    Considering its Spain and irl the Spanish were part of the Habsburgs, half-sister is fairly mild

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Atlas This are still Jimena, tho xD

  • @jammig007
    @jammig007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Is that man wearing two hats?"
    That's not even his final form yet. Popes evolve to wear three hats eventualy.

  • @bllau
    @bllau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Alright everyone you know the drill post the numbers to your favorite tomboys.

  • @mrmaxwheels
    @mrmaxwheels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "The Tombois have taken Jerusalem" is what I want my first tattoo to say.

  • @pirig-gal
    @pirig-gal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "The entirety of England comes to my aid."
    *Polish people:* Well that's a first!

    • @alblaka8852
      @alblaka8852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean the Polish Muslims sitting in his dungeon? Would have loved to know how that came to be.

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alblaka8852 Polish Muslims? In Medieval times? Huh. Now that's something that wasn't a thing...
      I meant WW2 when Poland was stabbed in the front by Germany and USSR and in the back by the Allies, UK and France in the most part.

    • @luansagara
      @luansagara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@pirig-gal poland: so, now that germany is gone, are we free?
      USSR: i wouldnt call it that. more like, under new management.

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@luansagara not just that.
      *UK:* "Look Poland, I know we bertayed our obligations as an ally and we didnt attack Germany if they attacked you, but we're going to now put you in the Eastern Bloc and you have to pay for all our war gear you used when defending our land. Also, you can't be at the celebrations of victory in London, bc we don't want to offend the Soviets."

    • @luansagara
      @luansagara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pirig-gal France: look czechoslovakia, we know we were guarenteing your independence, but since you were under german occupation, now you are a soviet puppet. even though we guaranteed you just had to give up the suddetenland and germany would leave you alone, and later we gave you to the germans in the munich conference. no hard feeling right? :D

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “After all, it is necessary to get behind someone to stab them in the back”
    -what I was thinking as you where building piety in-order to found your own religion.

  • @Cheater5445
    @Cheater5445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I prefer Rimmy Outback rather than Nordern Hooters

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What country is Kreon?

    • @Cheater5445
      @Cheater5445 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@comradekenobi6908 just ignore the nick, I wanted to make a channel but depression hit so now I have no drive to do anything

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cheater5445 don't be so harsh to yourself comrade

    • @Cheater5445
      @Cheater5445 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@comradekenobi6908 it's not that I am harsh, I just lack the motivation to do anything. Like, literally anything

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cheater5445 ok then

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    5:50 of course the first Tomboy photo that is visible is of Mikoto Misaka.

    • @bananalore8398
      @bananalore8398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And his successor in 7:44 is King Touma

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +@@bananalore8398+ It would have been more awesome if it was Emperor Accellerator and his Queen Misaka Worst.

    • @justanotherperson199
      @justanotherperson199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@bananalore8398 I see that Rimmy is a supporter of the Toaru OTP, Kamikoto
      Imma quickly run before the shipping war begins

    • @SoulburgersSoll
      @SoulburgersSoll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was pleasantly surprised when I saw both Misaka in the tomboy bible and the Kamikoto ship

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +@@justanotherperson199+ At this point; those two probably deserve each other. It's a relationship doomed to succeed, even if Kanzaki would be a far more awesome choice.

  • @becoll9821
    @becoll9821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "We just started World War One" - so the hundreds year war?

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hundred's year War was just England vs. France smh

    • @orkface234
      @orkface234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That wasn't a world war. It only involved European powers, and not multiple powers from across the globe.

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like Seven Years war

    • @comatose1818
      @comatose1818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      World War 1 PRIVATE BETA

  • @fishcanroll6979
    @fishcanroll6979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    me: "Why should i buy this he makes it seem like fun"
    Rimmy: "Well in the bible its all tomboys"
    Me: *"ITS TIME TO INVADE THE HOLY LAND"*

  • @redfire1186
    @redfire1186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Fun fact: somewhere, in Galicia, a land becomes owned by french knight, know has D. Henrique, a reward for helping the king of León to fight the muslin, as well getting married with his daughter, D. Leonor. Few years, after he died, his only son, the young D. Afonso Henriques, becomes lord of the land, but decides to do his father's dream: to turn the land into a kingdom itself. After banishing his mother and fighting the Spanish, winning with the Pope singing a treaty, he became the first king of the well known Portugal, conquering the lands of south from the Muslin. And that is how my country started.

    • @grayfox6930
      @grayfox6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So the biggest reason for my ocd next to the border gore that is the northern ireland is because some incest knights son banished his mom and conquered the muslims? You are forgiven...

    • @redfire1186
      @redfire1186 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@grayfox6930 To be fair, his mother wanted to return the land to his father, which it was totaly against what the king had in mind. If she had success, Portugal would have never existed and Spain would have been very big.

  • @MrControll
    @MrControll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "I can invite them to my chambers for some family time!?!"
    ...I am disgusted and at the same time not surprised even slightly.

  • @gamertagboakan7417
    @gamertagboakan7417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I'm trying to build a Solid Religious Centre in Europe starting about 1060AD, I plan to be peaceful once I am established"
    6 years later:
    "I've Allied with England"
    *This seems like a plot twist to me*

  • @PravusGaming
    @PravusGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Heyyyyy, bro... nice crown.

    • @Matteo73M
      @Matteo73M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait your predicted 2020

  • @floricel_112
    @floricel_112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "it's all just tomboys"
    Me:....go ooooon

  • @mr.jancok4413
    @mr.jancok4413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    a woman looks like or behave like a man: exist
    Rimmy: we can make a religion out of this

    • @ratmeister9284
      @ratmeister9284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Please do.

    • @sylviethetg7598
      @sylviethetg7598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If we merge it with femboyism we could be unstoppable

    • @GyaruRespecter
      @GyaruRespecter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sylviethetg7598 bruh the Age of Decadence theory straight-up says that "men behave effeminate and women behave emasculate" during the middle of the fall of civilizations

    • @sylviethetg7598
      @sylviethetg7598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GyaruRespecter
      ""Theory""
      Society changing what is and isn't acceptable won't bring forth the end of the world your moron.

    • @jedisonichog8705
      @jedisonichog8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GyaruRespecter While I like tomboys, this makes sense.

  • @Frisher1
    @Frisher1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Rimmy quarintine is affecting you
    A lot

  • @ethannaftalin2395
    @ethannaftalin2395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Sees title of video.
    Me, 10 minutes into the video: I expected nothing less.
    Me, at the end of the video: WE HAVE JERUSALEM!!!!

  • @theappleeaters6844
    @theappleeaters6844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Ah yes House Targaryen, of the Tomboy faith.

  • @genesisera8364
    @genesisera8364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    16:51: "You can, in fact, pet the cat in Crusader Kings III."

  • @aspacegamer92
    @aspacegamer92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    7:40 Alright Touma lets spread the word i can‘t stop laughing you named him Touma thats just perfect.

  • @arguellesargie
    @arguellesargie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I’d like to imagine Rimmy showing up to random peoples houses and berate them untill they turn tombois

  • @diethumperdie
    @diethumperdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Dear Rich Adelais de Ponthieu! How I love her... father's army." Rimmy probably

  • @doomyboi
    @doomyboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    There was unironically a small section on reproductive medicine in this book on medieval medicine I'm reading that basically said that tomboys were already pretty valued in medieval europe.
    So I this is already the most historical game I've seen so far.

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm gonna need a name on that book. I gotta see if its true.

    • @toaferon1822
      @toaferon1822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sauce?

    • @tenshimx2163
      @tenshimx2163 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sauce?

  • @syahmikadira6832
    @syahmikadira6832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Never have I thought of waking up to hear the glorious phrase "The Muslims are fighting on the side of Tomboyism?!".

  • @deadtempleknight.6332
    @deadtempleknight.6332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Me, looking at medieval paradox games: Wait, it's all just incest!
    Hapsburg: *cocks crossbow* always has been

  • @franciscobautista9379
    @franciscobautista9379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    7:47 - Ok, I officially lost my shit. I adored that anime growing up, and Touma X Mikoto remains one of my primary ships.

  • @saltpeppertales2674
    @saltpeppertales2674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:04 As a Spaniard, this sentence fills my heart with overwhelming joy.

  • @SoltheBrave
    @SoltheBrave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Tomboy faith? Now that is something I can get down on my knees for.

  • @IcarioArt
    @IcarioArt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    El Cid Campeador didn't win Valencia for Castille and God when he was exhiled by King Sancho. He did it for the Tomboys.

    • @flanagan4076
      @flanagan4076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As it is narrated in the "mío Cid" poem

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lord Icario So Jimena was a tomboy all this time! xD

  • @baileyarchuleta6642
    @baileyarchuleta6642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Me: *has an obsession for tomboys*
    Rimmy: *Releases this blessed video*
    Me: I AM RIGHTEOUS UNDER GOD, HEATHENS!!!

  • @BackseatGorillas
    @BackseatGorillas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    One of the tomboys in the Tomboy Bible is Cleveland. I approve.

  • @ShardtheWolf
    @ShardtheWolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "The Muslims are fighting on the side of Tomboism? I don't understand!!"
    Neither do the Muslims, and thats why they find it so hot.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not really
      We completely understand the glorious appeal of the cute tomboy with abs
      It is the right path

    • @bennygohome4576
      @bennygohome4576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@crawlingboy inshallah

  • @rebeccacheasley9193
    @rebeccacheasley9193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    The last time I was this early, the world wasn’t ending

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      『The End of the World』is nearer than you think Rebecca

    • @Janus-yv8zm
      @Janus-yv8zm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nobody cares how early you are

    • @honooryu5374
      @honooryu5374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've been never been summoned so soon

    • @sleipnirpemolspa2287
      @sleipnirpemolspa2287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Last time I was early to anything, I was born

    • @mattmark94
      @mattmark94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *SOD OFF*

  • @Foksuh
    @Foksuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is pretty much the best promo vid for new Crusader Kings, it just covers all the bases of the true CK experience.

  • @user-ys3et3vq8f
    @user-ys3et3vq8f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “HELLO THERE” HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES

  • @tenacityxl
    @tenacityxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The fact that you own a priestly garb is incredibly entertaining and distressing.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Rimmy is the true ruler of the land, the only Aussie human Emus are afraid of

    • @nintendofan1749
      @nintendofan1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why do I see you everywhere I go

  • @pjackson1498
    @pjackson1498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've loved so many of his vids. But this was by far the best in terms of its humour and combining gameplay with the cuts of him lol

  • @toaferon1822
    @toaferon1822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is easily my favorite video that Rimmy's made.
    And yeah, tomboy is one of the best categories.

  • @brandonsanders2694
    @brandonsanders2694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rimmy: *knocks on door* “do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Tomboys?”

  • @Twelth
    @Twelth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Rimmy's mom: *dies*
    Rimmy: oh no. Anyway

  • @ronaldmullins8221
    @ronaldmullins8221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really want to see more of this to be honest. It just seems like you have an amazing story here in the works and I want to see it completed. The love, the drama, the wars, the twists and turns, the tombois. I want more

  • @Colleywoodstudios
    @Colleywoodstudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ive never SEEN rimmy's face but some how that is EXACTLY how i pictured him looking

  • @Darfeyn
    @Darfeyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Creates a religion based on anime tomboys and lust, then 17:38 happens. And escalates very quickly. How surprising...
    God damn, that was a blast to watch! And nice work with the editing!

  • @Warpstoner
    @Warpstoner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Oh gawd, you have SUCH army of spearmens"
    "Mhhhh >:)"

  • @ClaymanV
    @ClaymanV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The Muslim-Tomboi alliance was my favorite thing to study in high school history

    • @Mr_Schizo
      @Mr_Schizo ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit's exist?

  • @Tigertalon7832
    @Tigertalon7832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A yes, the greatest religion, for it praises the best tomboy, Cleveland.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah a shikikan of culture I see

  • @Ceser1999
    @Ceser1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:49 "You are wondering what's in the Bible" *Proceeds to show The Railgun*
    Where do I sing up!

  • @blockbutter1638
    @blockbutter1638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i like how rimmy has a leather book with images of tomboys in it laying around his house

  • @aidenstammler4618
    @aidenstammler4618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this channel, what makes this game even better is that we have the glorious Rimmy dressed for the occasion and fined with the best monk gowns one can afford. Bless you and as always "Deus Vult!"

  • @jackoli1000
    @jackoli1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    in cafe: what would you take?
    Tombois: WE TAKE JERUSALEM

  • @GaldirEonai
    @GaldirEonai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    17:27 Ah, _there's_ the good old CK we've been expecting...

  • @LedosKell
    @LedosKell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Focus on theology"
    The Holy Tomboy Empire

  • @wolfric8090
    @wolfric8090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As much as i love Fat Geralt sub emote, kinda want to see a Land Down under version of that bit at the start. Knocking edited to become the bottle beat and then the "Hello there" as you see fit

  • @combrade-t
    @combrade-t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We need a Part 2 of this. Make the Tomboy Roman Empire (The Tomban Empire?)

  • @NanashiCAST
    @NanashiCAST 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And beneath the distant stars the tomboy's light shall cover us.
    We are spats! we are boku!
    We march for the tomboy faith!

  • @badtaco2266
    @badtaco2266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Rimmy: walks in
    me choking on water: By ThE LoRd In HeAvEn

  • @PillowWillow007
    @PillowWillow007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now *THIS* is the most wholesome of the ten Crusader Kings 3 promotional videos! Its also my favourite of the bunch.

  • @racekitty
    @racekitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You can't convert me.
    Because I'm already a part of it.

  • @Shrublandsprite
    @Shrublandsprite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    >Pets cat
    >Cat becomes unavailable for five years
    Yeah, sounds about right

  • @CmdrChrisArcher
    @CmdrChrisArcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Personally, I have joined the monastic order of Thighs under the Tomboy Church

  • @KomandarmKnuckles
    @KomandarmKnuckles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    16:35 As someone from Spain, after all these years of catalonian independence controversy, I almost fell off my chair laughing when you casually said you were just gonna need to invade Barcelona, my chest hurts, that got me good

  • @thaqueenofchaos1
    @thaqueenofchaos1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This game looks so much more navigateble than 2. I've been trying to get into 2 ever since it became free on steam, but it's just so confusing sometimes and it's easy to miss threats. This is game is so easier to call in your allies and stuff! Still gonna wait a little until it goes in sale, because 50 bucks is a little steep for me.

  • @DaKdawg
    @DaKdawg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've not laughed so hard in a good while. I'm sorry I missed this when it released. GLORIOUS! Spread the good word brother. Let it reach the corners of all the kingdoms. Blessed be thy Tomboy.

  • @vojtaliska1430
    @vojtaliska1430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hereby swear my unending loyalty to the Tomboy Supremacy. I've walked this world blind for many years, but its light has shown me the true and only way. I shall devote the rest of my days to spreading The Fairth to non-believers, at the tip of my 'sword', if necessary. Never shall I tire or lull in this task.
    Such is my vow!

    • @zell189
      @zell189 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AMEN

  • @ugerwashy
    @ugerwashy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good lord was this a beautiful fustercluck. The snowballing incest, the tomboy holy land, the crusades? Beautiful *chef’s kiss*

  • @bettername7252
    @bettername7252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is it me or did I just catch to the fact that Rimmy made the clergy for his religion basically the sisters of battle

  • @RAFMnBgaming
    @RAFMnBgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:06 I never expected Spain to turn into the McElroy Family.

  • @Caleb_FC
    @Caleb_FC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    dude burned a 5 year old at the stake because his dad opposed tomboyism

  • @TheFlamelancer
    @TheFlamelancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *When Rimmy invades your country in the 1000s and creates the Tomboy Supremacy*
    Truly it was a golden age, like none ever seen before.

  • @asriellian
    @asriellian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes, the one true faith of Tomboy. Sign me up!

  • @seangrant8871
    @seangrant8871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok so I have never heard of you before and the Tomboy thing is kinda weird.
    But DAMMNNN man. Your commitment to the bit and just the absolute follow through? *chefs kiss*
    I will definitely be checking out more of your stuff now

  • @antlock4010
    @antlock4010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    it took me a minute to get the tomboy thing, specifically the pictures then i got it.

  • @BattleUnit3
    @BattleUnit3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favourite part is where his solution to the bubonic plague is to make it someone else problem. Not sure if accidental genius or biowarfare specialist

  • @SuperMooshrooms
    @SuperMooshrooms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    >Go to church for our daily sermon.
    >Today we will be reading part of the sacred text 'Tomo-chan wa Onna no ko'
    >Me and my wife pray at the alter that our baby girl grows up to be a beautiful tomboy.
    >The war outside our nation against the globolhomo menace who wishes to brainwash our tomboys in 'progressive values' goes well, since even though the globalhomo forces are much richer and hold much more land than us our soldiers have faith and honour to sustain us in our fight to protect the worlds tomboys.
    >The priest ends todays sermon by saying 'when we win remember what we defeated.'