You know I'm using that priestly garb for many silly things. To start with, I just uploaded all the green screen footage I took, plus a few cut scenes, to the second channel. A huge thanks to Paradox for making this all possible. Crusader Kings 3 is out on September 1st, and you can find it here: play.crusaderkings.com/Rimmy You can check priestly Rimmy out there, and I dunno, do something with him I guess. Here you go: th-cam.com/video/Zv4s9813FY4/w-d-xo.html
The fact that paradox comments on the videos they pay for kinda reinforces that they are one of my favorite companies, although that is counteracted by how expensive the dlc for every game is
Hey man, do you know if and when the Philippines and Oceania in EU4 will get an update? The stem comments on dev diaries only talk about that and I was wondering if we could get an information update or conformation.
@@cruisingwithoutsail6585 Tomboy - A boyish girl, usually short spunky hair and very active. Tomgirl - A girlish boy, usually longer straight hair, soft voice and gestures
Rimmy: "Oh you're wondering what's in the Bible, mmh...? It's all _just_ tomboys..." _My god..._ Rimmy: "Welcome brothers... to *Tomboy Supremacy* " *I will live, suffer and **_die_** for the protection of the faith!*
"My son is sleeping with my daughter?- Whaaaaat... I SLEEP WITH BOTH OF THEM?!" Litterly a second... "My half sister's mad I knocked up mah daughter!" CK3 is going to be amazing
About the whole Jerusalem thing: In one of my very first games of CK2, I started on the Newbie Isle, as one does, and spent my first few lifetimes getting Ireland united under one crown. While I was waiting for a truce to expire, the first crusade kicked off. I joined up just in case, hired a knightly order and packed them and some drunk irishmen onto a bunch of boats and sent them to the holy land. I sent the knights to attach themselves to one of the big crusader stacks, while the irish kept sieging coastal provinces and running back onto their boats every time a seljuk army appeared on the horizon. This went on for a while, then the aforementioned truce expired and I kinda lost interest. The crusade had turned into a huge meatgrinder in Syria and nobody was gaining any ground, so I figured it'd end in a white peace. Fast forward a year, and I'm in the middle of cleaning up my last remaining opponent on the island. Suddenly I get a message that a.) the crusade has ended in victory, and b.) because of Ireland's great contribution (what?) I'd been named King of Jerusalem (WHAT?!?). I immediately went hugely above my demesne limit and started to panic (remember, I was still new to the game), giving away all those new provinces in the Holy Land at random to any irish courtier I could find. And then my character died. Naturally, my younger son ended up King of Jerusalem and the whole mess became _his_ problem, so I kinda forgot about it again. A few generations later, I've just formed the empire of Albia, so I zoom out a bit to see how it looks on the map and spot the Holy Land. And well...I'd ruined the place forever. The whole region was now a mess of irish lords feuding with each other. The muslims had basically given up on the whole thing ages ago, the byzantines were being drawn into the inter-irish fighting and getting messed up by it...
Imagine: You're a bored Night Watchman for one of the Holy Land's vital coastal ports. There's been little need for guards for years; everyone nearby is allied to your lord. As a result, night guard often involves a few of you setting up near the water and casually drinking till the Dawn Shift comes in. Tonight is different though. Reports have arrived of a sizable Western Army, intent on invasion, sighted off the coast north of you. Too far to pose a direct threat, but close enough to make the city cautious. You and your friends laugh off the anxiety. The foreigners had made such gestures for a while, they never came to much, aside from the occasional seasick Knight stumbling up from the beach. As the laughter dies down, some sound pricks your ears. A little louder, higher, than the waves crashing. Almost like one of those odd Greek instruments that looked like a flute in a sack... *Thwack* You spin around, just in time to see your brother, Ajihad, go down to a weighted javelin the size of a lance. And though the night, a drunken cry rings out... *TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES, THIS IS AN* -hic- *INVASION!!!* Oh Allah, not the Irish. Anything but the Irish
@@elysium7242 "Almost like one of those odd Greek instruments that looked like a flute in a sack..." Can I just say it's called a gaida and it's not greek. It's bulgarian. Oddly enough because of the similarity of instruments a genetic study was made and go figure scots and bulgarians have quite a bit in common :D
“...and then the Tomboy and Muslim alliance smashed the Christians, permanently removing their influence from Iberia, and cementing the Tomboy faith as the religion of Iberia
"We are going to be between a rock and a hard place" I know this is probably not intentional. But given that Gibraltar is on the southern tip of Spain. By definition you quite literally are.
Probably were provided the game some days ago, with a NDA primed to that specific moment. Common practice to ensure you can get pre-release reviews and PR out, with a specific date to give every influencer the same chance (since a race to 'post first' would negatively affect quality). But yeah, I was so tuned to 1st Sept, I completely forgot the review would come in 1 (or 2, depends on the franchise for PDX) weeks before that :D
@@alblaka8852 Polish Muslims? In Medieval times? Huh. Now that's something that wasn't a thing... I meant WW2 when Poland was stabbed in the front by Germany and USSR and in the back by the Allies, UK and France in the most part.
@@luansagara not just that. *UK:* "Look Poland, I know we bertayed our obligations as an ally and we didnt attack Germany if they attacked you, but we're going to now put you in the Eastern Bloc and you have to pay for all our war gear you used when defending our land. Also, you can't be at the celebrations of victory in London, bc we don't want to offend the Soviets."
@@pirig-gal France: look czechoslovakia, we know we were guarenteing your independence, but since you were under german occupation, now you are a soviet puppet. even though we guaranteed you just had to give up the suddetenland and germany would leave you alone, and later we gave you to the germans in the munich conference. no hard feeling right? :D
“After all, it is necessary to get behind someone to stab them in the back” -what I was thinking as you where building piety in-order to found your own religion.
+@@justanotherperson199+ At this point; those two probably deserve each other. It's a relationship doomed to succeed, even if Kanzaki would be a far more awesome choice.
Fun fact: somewhere, in Galicia, a land becomes owned by french knight, know has D. Henrique, a reward for helping the king of León to fight the muslin, as well getting married with his daughter, D. Leonor. Few years, after he died, his only son, the young D. Afonso Henriques, becomes lord of the land, but decides to do his father's dream: to turn the land into a kingdom itself. After banishing his mother and fighting the Spanish, winning with the Pope singing a treaty, he became the first king of the well known Portugal, conquering the lands of south from the Muslin. And that is how my country started.
So the biggest reason for my ocd next to the border gore that is the northern ireland is because some incest knights son banished his mom and conquered the muslims? You are forgiven...
@@grayfox6930 To be fair, his mother wanted to return the land to his father, which it was totaly against what the king had in mind. If she had success, Portugal would have never existed and Spain would have been very big.
"I'm trying to build a Solid Religious Centre in Europe starting about 1060AD, I plan to be peaceful once I am established" 6 years later: "I've Allied with England" *This seems like a plot twist to me*
@@sylviethetg7598 bruh the Age of Decadence theory straight-up says that "men behave effeminate and women behave emasculate" during the middle of the fall of civilizations
There was unironically a small section on reproductive medicine in this book on medieval medicine I'm reading that basically said that tomboys were already pretty valued in medieval europe. So I this is already the most historical game I've seen so far.
I really want to see more of this to be honest. It just seems like you have an amazing story here in the works and I want to see it completed. The love, the drama, the wars, the twists and turns, the tombois. I want more
Creates a religion based on anime tomboys and lust, then 17:38 happens. And escalates very quickly. How surprising... God damn, that was a blast to watch! And nice work with the editing!
I love this channel, what makes this game even better is that we have the glorious Rimmy dressed for the occasion and fined with the best monk gowns one can afford. Bless you and as always "Deus Vult!"
As much as i love Fat Geralt sub emote, kinda want to see a Land Down under version of that bit at the start. Knocking edited to become the bottle beat and then the "Hello there" as you see fit
16:35 As someone from Spain, after all these years of catalonian independence controversy, I almost fell off my chair laughing when you casually said you were just gonna need to invade Barcelona, my chest hurts, that got me good
This game looks so much more navigateble than 2. I've been trying to get into 2 ever since it became free on steam, but it's just so confusing sometimes and it's easy to miss threats. This is game is so easier to call in your allies and stuff! Still gonna wait a little until it goes in sale, because 50 bucks is a little steep for me.
I've not laughed so hard in a good while. I'm sorry I missed this when it released. GLORIOUS! Spread the good word brother. Let it reach the corners of all the kingdoms. Blessed be thy Tomboy.
I hereby swear my unending loyalty to the Tomboy Supremacy. I've walked this world blind for many years, but its light has shown me the true and only way. I shall devote the rest of my days to spreading The Fairth to non-believers, at the tip of my 'sword', if necessary. Never shall I tire or lull in this task. Such is my vow!
Ok so I have never heard of you before and the Tomboy thing is kinda weird. But DAMMNNN man. Your commitment to the bit and just the absolute follow through? *chefs kiss* I will definitely be checking out more of your stuff now
My favourite part is where his solution to the bubonic plague is to make it someone else problem. Not sure if accidental genius or biowarfare specialist
>Go to church for our daily sermon. >Today we will be reading part of the sacred text 'Tomo-chan wa Onna no ko' >Me and my wife pray at the alter that our baby girl grows up to be a beautiful tomboy. >The war outside our nation against the globolhomo menace who wishes to brainwash our tomboys in 'progressive values' goes well, since even though the globalhomo forces are much richer and hold much more land than us our soldiers have faith and honour to sustain us in our fight to protect the worlds tomboys. >The priest ends todays sermon by saying 'when we win remember what we defeated.'
You know I'm using that priestly garb for many silly things. To start with, I just uploaded all the green screen footage I took, plus a few cut scenes, to the second channel. A huge thanks to Paradox for making this all possible. Crusader Kings 3 is out on September 1st, and you can find it here: play.crusaderkings.com/Rimmy
You can check priestly Rimmy out there, and I dunno, do something with him I guess. Here you go: th-cam.com/video/Zv4s9813FY4/w-d-xo.html
Tomboy milfs exist
They’re called soccer moms
Wait how is this 3 days old?
commented 3 days ago?! but its brand new!
Bring us the cid!
When you founded that Holy Order, you wanted them to be Sisters of Battle didn't you?
Many years from now we will look back and reference this video whenever someone asks about where a CK3 meme came from
So can you have a horse as a child in this version too?
K
Keep doing what you do paradox
The fact that paradox comments on the videos they pay for kinda reinforces that they are one of my favorite companies, although that is counteracted by how expensive the dlc for every game is
Hey man, do you know if and when the Philippines and Oceania in EU4 will get an update? The stem comments on dev diaries only talk about that and I was wondering if we could get an information update or conformation.
“My Half Sister Is My Soul Mate.”
That Sounds Like a Light Novel Title
it really does sound like a slice of life anime.
Oh.. yeah it does sounds like it.
A comedic incest romance genre i think.
There's plenty of it.
and then he knocks up his daughter *insert hentai haven logo here*
*cheerful Visual Novel opening music begins
I've always known deep inside that Rimmy was the true Tomboy Jesus
Nice
Where is you CK3 vid Koifish?!
We need the comeback of Jesus foreskin
Koifish!!!! CK3 vid when???
HEEEEES A SAAAAAINT?!?!?
I have adquired the capacity of reading every koifish comment with his voice in my mind.
“It’s better to surrender and then invade the kingdom they make, like 10 minutes later.”
-The Islamic caliphates on the crusades
We must defend the faith by taking Jerusalem! Yes! We've done it!
My liege, the Kingdom of Jerusalem is under attack.
Meh.
Jewish in every nation
Imagine if the Eastern Orthodox church took Jerusalem. Not even by trying, but because an Eastern Orthodox noble inherited the kingdom.
@@walnzell9328 Really crusader, knock it off. I didnt get why many people make crusaders memes while they were get kicked their ass IRL.
@@muhammaddanialbinshahrizal1764 Oh. You misunderstand. I'm mocking crusaders.
“Are you really crusading on your own”
“No I’m with the GOD”
"Are you really trying to take Jerusalem on your own?"
"No! I'm with the Tomboys!"
And by God you mean the emperor of mankind correct
@@bloodraven7237 the only true god is the Omnissiah
I'm God and I approve this message.
The tomboys are to be protected. So sayeth the lord. So shall it be.
Rimmy got paid by Paradox to crush Iberia between a Tomboy's thighs.
“Wha- the Muslims are fighting on the side of Tomboyism?!”
“Look, a tomboy in a hijab is still a tomboy.”
Tomboys knows no borders, knows no bounds
@@math3000 what tomboy means?
Cruising Withoutsail a boyish girl.
@@cruisingwithoutsail6585
Tomboy - A boyish girl, usually short spunky hair and very active.
Tomgirl - A girlish boy, usually longer straight hair, soft voice and gestures
As a muslim of culture I can say this that tomboys are the greatest
Especially with abs
Congratulations, you’ve just played a normal game of Crusader Kings, including weird politics, incest, and accidentally taking Jerusalem.
I haven't watched the video yet but that sounds historically accurate
That about sums up pretty much what Germany did during the middle ages. Just minue that last part
"weird politics" no
If this is a normal game, I'm deathly fascinated with what a game off the rails would be.
@@franciscobautista9379 satanic penis surgery, aztec egypt, islamic byzantium and norse russia
A game i had, real off the rails
Having never played a CK game, "My wife is mad that I knocked up my daughter..." and "WE OWN JERUSALEM?!" Seem like the best ways to describe it.
That's pretty much the CK franchise, incest and Jerusalem
Sweet Home Jerusalem
Rimmy: "Oh you're wondering what's in the Bible, mmh...? It's all _just_ tomboys..."
_My god..._
Rimmy: "Welcome brothers... to *Tomboy Supremacy* "
*I will live, suffer and **_die_** for the protection of the faith!*
I never been religious but I'd join that
@@magicmanscott40k Tomboys are always best girl.
@@regardlessrampage yes. Even the great omminsah once said, before I was emperor I had a huge tomboy harem.
And then the Trap god descends from the sky and drops the khoran of traps.
@@blitzronin9256 I don't know if anyone could handle a trap god
Sister-wife and lover-daughter? The full CK experience right there.
Definitely. Especially since that lover-daughter also had an affair with her brother.
Just a half-sister though.
@@purpleteaisme Half-incest*
Paradox knows what the buyers want
The only thing that was missing is for his son to knock up his aunt to complete the family circle
Did my mans just legalize NTR under the pretense of Tomboy supremacy
HERESY
Rimmy: *worships tomboys*
Pope: I slep
Rimmy: *Allows NTR*
Pope: DEUS VULT
"Why is the Holy Roman Empire in North Africa?!"
Rommel: Origins.
Yes yes this is perfect
Goddammit you'd think they'd fix north Africa already
A medieval Rommel story would be awesome
This is genius
You can take the Fox out of the Desert, but you can't take the Desert out of the Fox
* *founds religion inspired by anime fandom* *
* *20 minutes later...* *
"And I've knocked up my daughter!"
He has reached chapter Hyen'thai, now we must discuss if the faith has gone too far or not far enough....
* *does everything normally in a CK run* *
* *20 minutes later...* *
"And I've knocked up my daughter!"
@@anlasma7942 Good point 😂
@@anlasma7942 if it was a truly normal run, everyone's favourite bro, that funky horse, M.D would be somehow related.
@@anlasma7942 why did you repeat yourself twice there?
"My son is sleeping with my daughter?- Whaaaaat... I SLEEP WITH BOTH OF THEM?!"
Litterly a second... "My half sister's mad I knocked up mah daughter!"
CK3 is going to be amazing
About the whole Jerusalem thing:
In one of my very first games of CK2, I started on the Newbie Isle, as one does, and spent my first few lifetimes getting Ireland united under one crown. While I was waiting for a truce to expire, the first crusade kicked off. I joined up just in case, hired a knightly order and packed them and some drunk irishmen onto a bunch of boats and sent them to the holy land.
I sent the knights to attach themselves to one of the big crusader stacks, while the irish kept sieging coastal provinces and running back onto their boats every time a seljuk army appeared on the horizon.
This went on for a while, then the aforementioned truce expired and I kinda lost interest. The crusade had turned into a huge meatgrinder in Syria and nobody was gaining any ground, so I figured it'd end in a white peace.
Fast forward a year, and I'm in the middle of cleaning up my last remaining opponent on the island. Suddenly I get a message that a.) the crusade has ended in victory, and b.) because of Ireland's great contribution (what?) I'd been named King of Jerusalem (WHAT?!?).
I immediately went hugely above my demesne limit and started to panic (remember, I was still new to the game), giving away all those new provinces in the Holy Land at random to any irish courtier I could find. And then my character died. Naturally, my younger son ended up King of Jerusalem and the whole mess became _his_ problem, so I kinda forgot about it again.
A few generations later, I've just formed the empire of Albia, so I zoom out a bit to see how it looks on the map and spot the Holy Land.
And well...I'd ruined the place forever. The whole region was now a mess of irish lords feuding with each other. The muslims had basically given up on the whole thing ages ago, the byzantines were being drawn into the inter-irish fighting and getting messed up by it...
How could you just give up on ireland like that? Noob or not i would have stuck it out for the irish empire.
Ah yes, the Irish. The last thing that that holy land clusterfuck needed.
Imagine: You're a bored Night Watchman for one of the Holy Land's vital coastal ports. There's been little need for guards for years; everyone nearby is allied to your lord. As a result, night guard often involves a few of you setting up near the water and casually drinking till the Dawn Shift comes in.
Tonight is different though. Reports have arrived of a sizable Western Army, intent on invasion, sighted off the coast north of you. Too far to pose a direct threat, but close enough to make the city cautious. You and your friends laugh off the anxiety. The foreigners had made such gestures for a while, they never came to much, aside from the occasional seasick Knight stumbling up from the beach.
As the laughter dies down, some sound pricks your ears. A little louder, higher, than the waves crashing. Almost like one of those odd Greek instruments that looked like a flute in a sack...
*Thwack* You spin around, just in time to see your brother, Ajihad, go down to a weighted javelin the size of a lance. And though the night, a drunken cry rings out...
*TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES, THIS IS AN* -hic- *INVASION!!!*
Oh Allah, not the Irish. Anything but the Irish
@@elysium7242 "Almost like one of those odd Greek instruments that looked like a flute in a sack..."
Can I just say it's called a gaida and it's not greek. It's bulgarian. Oddly enough because of the similarity of instruments a genetic study was made and go figure scots and bulgarians have quite a bit in common :D
'Pet Paws will be unabavailable for 5 years'
So you can pet a cat once every 5 years....
Somewhat accurate
Yes, I've been waiting the last 4 years for my petting cat decision cooldown to end, so I can pet it again
“...and then the Tomboy and Muslim alliance smashed the Christians, permanently removing their influence from Iberia, and cementing the Tomboy faith as the religion of Iberia
“It’s better to surrender and then invade the kingdom they make 10 minutes later.”
-Saladin
“All aboard, the Tomboy Boat” I believe you mean, the TomBoat
"Paradox have generously bankrolled..." Hey hey people. Rimmy here.
Also I saw Railgun in that bible, a man culture through and through.
facts
Here from the xxth cadian regiment, due to my crippling debt to the god-emperor himself.
My girl Mordred made an appearance as well!
@@korickarmstrong3468 best homunculi ssr
Sseeth review. Nice
"We are going to be between a rock and a hard place"
I know this is probably not intentional. But given that Gibraltar is on the southern tip of Spain. By definition you quite literally are.
I love how literally everyone i follow who does paradox has flood my feed with vidoes within 1 minute of each other
Probably were provided the game some days ago, with a NDA primed to that specific moment. Common practice to ensure you can get pre-release reviews and PR out, with a specific date to give every influencer the same chance (since a race to 'post first' would negatively affect quality).
But yeah, I was so tuned to 1st Sept, I completely forgot the review would come in 1 (or 2, depends on the franchise for PDX) weeks before that :D
Hel, I've found a few more because of this lol
"My half sister is my soulmate, thats weird"
Considering its Spain and irl the Spanish were part of the Habsburgs, half-sister is fairly mild
Atlas This are still Jimena, tho xD
"Is that man wearing two hats?"
That's not even his final form yet. Popes evolve to wear three hats eventualy.
Alright everyone you know the drill post the numbers to your favorite tomboys.
186264
177013
Do not
212508
118786
"The Tombois have taken Jerusalem" is what I want my first tattoo to say.
"The entirety of England comes to my aid."
*Polish people:* Well that's a first!
You mean the Polish Muslims sitting in his dungeon? Would have loved to know how that came to be.
@@alblaka8852 Polish Muslims? In Medieval times? Huh. Now that's something that wasn't a thing...
I meant WW2 when Poland was stabbed in the front by Germany and USSR and in the back by the Allies, UK and France in the most part.
@@pirig-gal poland: so, now that germany is gone, are we free?
USSR: i wouldnt call it that. more like, under new management.
@@luansagara not just that.
*UK:* "Look Poland, I know we bertayed our obligations as an ally and we didnt attack Germany if they attacked you, but we're going to now put you in the Eastern Bloc and you have to pay for all our war gear you used when defending our land. Also, you can't be at the celebrations of victory in London, bc we don't want to offend the Soviets."
@@pirig-gal France: look czechoslovakia, we know we were guarenteing your independence, but since you were under german occupation, now you are a soviet puppet. even though we guaranteed you just had to give up the suddetenland and germany would leave you alone, and later we gave you to the germans in the munich conference. no hard feeling right? :D
“After all, it is necessary to get behind someone to stab them in the back”
-what I was thinking as you where building piety in-order to found your own religion.
I prefer Rimmy Outback rather than Nordern Hooters
What country is Kreon?
@@comradekenobi6908 just ignore the nick, I wanted to make a channel but depression hit so now I have no drive to do anything
@@Cheater5445 don't be so harsh to yourself comrade
@@comradekenobi6908 it's not that I am harsh, I just lack the motivation to do anything. Like, literally anything
@@Cheater5445 ok then
5:50 of course the first Tomboy photo that is visible is of Mikoto Misaka.
And his successor in 7:44 is King Touma
+@@bananalore8398+ It would have been more awesome if it was Emperor Accellerator and his Queen Misaka Worst.
@@bananalore8398 I see that Rimmy is a supporter of the Toaru OTP, Kamikoto
Imma quickly run before the shipping war begins
I was pleasantly surprised when I saw both Misaka in the tomboy bible and the Kamikoto ship
+@@justanotherperson199+ At this point; those two probably deserve each other. It's a relationship doomed to succeed, even if Kanzaki would be a far more awesome choice.
"We just started World War One" - so the hundreds year war?
Hundred's year War was just England vs. France smh
That wasn't a world war. It only involved European powers, and not multiple powers from across the globe.
More like Seven Years war
World War 1 PRIVATE BETA
me: "Why should i buy this he makes it seem like fun"
Rimmy: "Well in the bible its all tomboys"
Me: *"ITS TIME TO INVADE THE HOLY LAND"*
Fun fact: somewhere, in Galicia, a land becomes owned by french knight, know has D. Henrique, a reward for helping the king of León to fight the muslin, as well getting married with his daughter, D. Leonor. Few years, after he died, his only son, the young D. Afonso Henriques, becomes lord of the land, but decides to do his father's dream: to turn the land into a kingdom itself. After banishing his mother and fighting the Spanish, winning with the Pope singing a treaty, he became the first king of the well known Portugal, conquering the lands of south from the Muslin. And that is how my country started.
So the biggest reason for my ocd next to the border gore that is the northern ireland is because some incest knights son banished his mom and conquered the muslims? You are forgiven...
@@grayfox6930 To be fair, his mother wanted to return the land to his father, which it was totaly against what the king had in mind. If she had success, Portugal would have never existed and Spain would have been very big.
"I can invite them to my chambers for some family time!?!"
...I am disgusted and at the same time not surprised even slightly.
"I'm trying to build a Solid Religious Centre in Europe starting about 1060AD, I plan to be peaceful once I am established"
6 years later:
"I've Allied with England"
*This seems like a plot twist to me*
Heyyyyy, bro... nice crown.
Wait your predicted 2020
"it's all just tomboys"
Me:....go ooooon
a woman looks like or behave like a man: exist
Rimmy: we can make a religion out of this
Please do.
If we merge it with femboyism we could be unstoppable
@@sylviethetg7598 bruh the Age of Decadence theory straight-up says that "men behave effeminate and women behave emasculate" during the middle of the fall of civilizations
@@GyaruRespecter
""Theory""
Society changing what is and isn't acceptable won't bring forth the end of the world your moron.
@@GyaruRespecter While I like tomboys, this makes sense.
Rimmy quarintine is affecting you
A lot
its really not....
In a good way
In a VERY good way...
In the best way
In the greatest way possible.
Sees title of video.
Me, 10 minutes into the video: I expected nothing less.
Me, at the end of the video: WE HAVE JERUSALEM!!!!
Ah yes House Targaryen, of the Tomboy faith.
16:51: "You can, in fact, pet the cat in Crusader Kings III."
7:40 Alright Touma lets spread the word i can‘t stop laughing you named him Touma thats just perfect.
I’d like to imagine Rimmy showing up to random peoples houses and berate them untill they turn tombois
"Dear Rich Adelais de Ponthieu! How I love her... father's army." Rimmy probably
There was unironically a small section on reproductive medicine in this book on medieval medicine I'm reading that basically said that tomboys were already pretty valued in medieval europe.
So I this is already the most historical game I've seen so far.
I'm gonna need a name on that book. I gotta see if its true.
Sauce?
Sauce?
Never have I thought of waking up to hear the glorious phrase "The Muslims are fighting on the side of Tomboyism?!".
Me, looking at medieval paradox games: Wait, it's all just incest!
Hapsburg: *cocks crossbow* always has been
7:47 - Ok, I officially lost my shit. I adored that anime growing up, and Touma X Mikoto remains one of my primary ships.
6:04 As a Spaniard, this sentence fills my heart with overwhelming joy.
The Tomboy faith? Now that is something I can get down on my knees for.
El Cid Campeador didn't win Valencia for Castille and God when he was exhiled by King Sancho. He did it for the Tomboys.
As it is narrated in the "mío Cid" poem
Lord Icario So Jimena was a tomboy all this time! xD
Me: *has an obsession for tomboys*
Rimmy: *Releases this blessed video*
Me: I AM RIGHTEOUS UNDER GOD, HEATHENS!!!
One of the tomboys in the Tomboy Bible is Cleveland. I approve.
"The Muslims are fighting on the side of Tomboism? I don't understand!!"
Neither do the Muslims, and thats why they find it so hot.
Not really
We completely understand the glorious appeal of the cute tomboy with abs
It is the right path
@@crawlingboy inshallah
The last time I was this early, the world wasn’t ending
『The End of the World』is nearer than you think Rebecca
Nobody cares how early you are
I've been never been summoned so soon
Last time I was early to anything, I was born
*SOD OFF*
This is pretty much the best promo vid for new Crusader Kings, it just covers all the bases of the true CK experience.
“HELLO THERE” HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE HIGH ELVES
The fact that you own a priestly garb is incredibly entertaining and distressing.
Rimmy is the true ruler of the land, the only Aussie human Emus are afraid of
Why do I see you everywhere I go
I've loved so many of his vids. But this was by far the best in terms of its humour and combining gameplay with the cuts of him lol
This is easily my favorite video that Rimmy's made.
And yeah, tomboy is one of the best categories.
For sure
Rimmy: *knocks on door* “do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Tomboys?”
Rimmy's mom: *dies*
Rimmy: oh no. Anyway
I really want to see more of this to be honest. It just seems like you have an amazing story here in the works and I want to see it completed. The love, the drama, the wars, the twists and turns, the tombois. I want more
Ive never SEEN rimmy's face but some how that is EXACTLY how i pictured him looking
Creates a religion based on anime tomboys and lust, then 17:38 happens. And escalates very quickly. How surprising...
God damn, that was a blast to watch! And nice work with the editing!
"Oh gawd, you have SUCH army of spearmens"
"Mhhhh >:)"
The Muslim-Tomboi alliance was my favorite thing to study in high school history
Shit's exist?
A yes, the greatest religion, for it praises the best tomboy, Cleveland.
Ah a shikikan of culture I see
5:49 "You are wondering what's in the Bible" *Proceeds to show The Railgun*
Where do I sing up!
i like how rimmy has a leather book with images of tomboys in it laying around his house
I love this channel, what makes this game even better is that we have the glorious Rimmy dressed for the occasion and fined with the best monk gowns one can afford. Bless you and as always "Deus Vult!"
in cafe: what would you take?
Tombois: WE TAKE JERUSALEM
17:27 Ah, _there's_ the good old CK we've been expecting...
"Focus on theology"
The Holy Tomboy Empire
As much as i love Fat Geralt sub emote, kinda want to see a Land Down under version of that bit at the start. Knocking edited to become the bottle beat and then the "Hello there" as you see fit
We need a Part 2 of this. Make the Tomboy Roman Empire (The Tomban Empire?)
And beneath the distant stars the tomboy's light shall cover us.
We are spats! we are boku!
We march for the tomboy faith!
Rimmy: walks in
me choking on water: By ThE LoRd In HeAvEn
Now *THIS* is the most wholesome of the ten Crusader Kings 3 promotional videos! Its also my favourite of the bunch.
You can't convert me.
Because I'm already a part of it.
>Pets cat
>Cat becomes unavailable for five years
Yeah, sounds about right
Personally, I have joined the monastic order of Thighs under the Tomboy Church
16:35 As someone from Spain, after all these years of catalonian independence controversy, I almost fell off my chair laughing when you casually said you were just gonna need to invade Barcelona, my chest hurts, that got me good
This game looks so much more navigateble than 2. I've been trying to get into 2 ever since it became free on steam, but it's just so confusing sometimes and it's easy to miss threats. This is game is so easier to call in your allies and stuff! Still gonna wait a little until it goes in sale, because 50 bucks is a little steep for me.
I've not laughed so hard in a good while. I'm sorry I missed this when it released. GLORIOUS! Spread the good word brother. Let it reach the corners of all the kingdoms. Blessed be thy Tomboy.
I hereby swear my unending loyalty to the Tomboy Supremacy. I've walked this world blind for many years, but its light has shown me the true and only way. I shall devote the rest of my days to spreading The Fairth to non-believers, at the tip of my 'sword', if necessary. Never shall I tire or lull in this task.
Such is my vow!
AMEN
Good lord was this a beautiful fustercluck. The snowballing incest, the tomboy holy land, the crusades? Beautiful *chef’s kiss*
Is it me or did I just catch to the fact that Rimmy made the clergy for his religion basically the sisters of battle
4:06 I never expected Spain to turn into the McElroy Family.
dude burned a 5 year old at the stake because his dad opposed tomboyism
*When Rimmy invades your country in the 1000s and creates the Tomboy Supremacy*
Truly it was a golden age, like none ever seen before.
Ah yes, the one true faith of Tomboy. Sign me up!
Ok so I have never heard of you before and the Tomboy thing is kinda weird.
But DAMMNNN man. Your commitment to the bit and just the absolute follow through? *chefs kiss*
I will definitely be checking out more of your stuff now
it took me a minute to get the tomboy thing, specifically the pictures then i got it.
My favourite part is where his solution to the bubonic plague is to make it someone else problem. Not sure if accidental genius or biowarfare specialist
>Go to church for our daily sermon.
>Today we will be reading part of the sacred text 'Tomo-chan wa Onna no ko'
>Me and my wife pray at the alter that our baby girl grows up to be a beautiful tomboy.
>The war outside our nation against the globolhomo menace who wishes to brainwash our tomboys in 'progressive values' goes well, since even though the globalhomo forces are much richer and hold much more land than us our soldiers have faith and honour to sustain us in our fight to protect the worlds tomboys.
>The priest ends todays sermon by saying 'when we win remember what we defeated.'