How Goblins seized the White-Gold Tower! | Elder Kings 2
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This mod is very impressive and honestly quite fun. I wish wars were a little more forgiving at the start as technology growth is ludicrously slow, same with the inheritance laws, but I still had a lot of fun. Elder Scrolls lore is some mad stuff, and this stream gave me an idea for another Elder Scrolls video. That may be coming soon.
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do battel brothers game
and ples do LEGO Star Wars:
battel brothers is so good and you and bhed pepul
So much better that despite all the abuse he was a magnanimous paragon.
This could all have been avoided if you had bought Skyrim.
"She is like the perfect human being" -Rimmy 2023, describing his wife at his wedding
So we have a time traveler
@@mr.r.r.o.b carful what you say the break of the space time continuum might bring Preston Garvey to this realm and I can’t be arsed to go help another settlement
*Rimmy:* "Alright men, our goal is to kill the Elves!"
*Sheimmy:* "Oh, I'm glad this was a birthday party; it would have been quite sad to die from a Robber on my 49th birthday!"
*Sheiommy:* "Haha, the priest is 🦆ing the Court Jester!"
*Sheiogmmy:* "Ah, brothers! I'll name you two 'Todd' and 'Howard!'
*Sheiogommy:* "And you, lad! You killed my wife! I think I'll call you Tyrion!"
*Sheiogomy:* "A goblin knight! Hah! And he's not even half bad! I think I'll have him educate Tyrion!"
*Sheiogormy:* "A courtier is chasing the Jester buck naked, and with an axe! Lovely! Let's make her a diplomat!"
*Sheiogoramy:* "And this girl doesn't have an STD, unlike her sisters 1 and 2! Think I'll call her Soap!
*Sheiogoray:* "Ah, don't worry Tyrion, I'll find ye a Goblin wife one day!"
*Sheiogoraty:* "This crazy broad wants a wrestle, does she? Think I'll take a BITE instead!"
*Sheiogorathy:* "Ah, STD 2 is a boy! Well I'll be darned! And he's even mine! Lovely!"
*Sheiogorath:* "Think I'm gonna just keep killing people until the Goblin Boy becomes king."
*Sheogorath:* "Hah, congratulations, Goblin Boy! I even found you the promised wife, provided we all agree that Orcs are basically just tall goblins, anyway!"
top tier comment
The next time someone asks how Mantling works in tES just point them to this comment
Rimmy is Sheogorath in our world, reincarnated
Rimmy's in a very delicate state of mind, after all.
"Anyway" **Leaps off the fucking White-Gold Tower shouting "LET ME DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"**
The horrible game of thrones drama spawned by STD 2 and his sister both trying to stop him only for Tyrion, the goblin child, to ascend to the throne and throw their lives into chaos is an unexpectedly dark and evocative story prompt
The STD siblings are so pure wth
@@dragonfell5078 born unclean, STD 1 and 2 strive to be the purest in all the land.
@@darkpuppetlordful I can already imagine a coming of age story spawning from the two of their adventures
@@dragonfell5078 STD 1 joins a nunnery of Dibella to try and cleanse her illness, only to discover STDs are impossible to catch if you wear a Dibella Amulet, but also impossible to cure, while STD2 tries to convince Tyrion why the smallfolk need food
"On one hand, she has venerial disease. On the other hand, she has the claim to the kingdom of Bruma"
Crusader Kings at its finest
"He stopped sending truces and sent me a love letter" Ah, a man after Cleopatra's own heart
I wish to see this time line through for some reason, like if battlegranny is still around I can believe her just whispering “kill the elves like your grandfather wanted and you will be the greatest goblin, my favourite grandson”
Yes! I neeed this!
I have the feeling Leona with *40 prowess* (WHICH IS HIGHER THAN A DAEDRAS BTW) literally just goes Darth Sidious with lightning whenever someone challenges her.
Either that or she bombs people with Silver from the sky like Balthasar Gelt. Given that she has a silver face mask I am more inclined to think of the latter option, because why not have her just be the Supreme Matriarch?
>went in trying to murder the elves
>ended with the imperial city becoming goblin town
His Imperial magesty Goblin Overlord slayer of Mother's Tyrian!
Just means all the elves will die in there and never be found. Will just have to wait a couple Eras
"Down, down, down in Goblin Town!"~~
STD 2 is a real one, man tried to stop his father from jumping despite being called STD2
Honestly wish STD 2 became King instead of Tyrion, the guy deserved it for all the shit he received from his dad yet still trying to save him from suicide.
He isn't called "the Magnanimous Paragon" for show.
@@unixyss2499 it was fitting though that much like all the other things he honestly deserved he never got it.
They say in legends as he fell from the tower, if you listened closely, you could hear Tyrion sing...
"Down down to Goblin-town
Down down to Goblin-town
You go, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!"
"The black crack! the black crack!
The black crack! the black crack!"
I'm so happy to see this song here.
The STD kids were loyal to the end, may their loins stop itching
I love how knowing Elder Scrolls Lore enhances this experience.
A fucking goblin owns a goddamn TOWER.
and if I'm remembering correctly, the white gold tower is either the tallest or second tallest man made structure in Tamriell
@@director1336 it’s one of the nails that holds the world together
@@fariondragon I don’t know whether to take that literally or not but knowing elder scrolls I probably should
@@director1336 towers are weird. Some are man made copies of other towers, some are mountains, some are trees. The only commonality is that there’s a gem that lets you harness the power, one for each tower. The aldmeri/thalmor believe that by destroying the towers they can unmake the physical world that the trickster lorkhan forced upon their souls.
Also, the world-disc when seen from the side looks like a tower or an I (as in ego) and seeing it that way let’s you archive chim, while seeing it from the Centre as a wheel with spokes(the towers or the realms of oblivion, since it’s the whole aurubis and not just mundus we are looking at) deletes you from the sun of existence. So they can’t really just be man made tall buildings, there’s more to them.
And I haven’t even gotten into how the tower constellation relates to doors and opening them.
"I'll find you a goblin wife", words every father should say to their beloved cursed son.
I remember this in history class, my teacher showed us goblin fossils and the meteor. Gest class I've ever had.
Rimmy: "Her titties, they honk"
High priest: "Yes, thats why i chose her"
Clussy got him acting unwise
[happy ending narrator voice]
Goblin boy then proceeded to peacfully unify all of Cyrodill through cunning and leadership. His tolerance of other cultures and religions leading any oppressed groups to side with him, his cunning allowing him to out manuver his political and military opponents at every turn and the prowess with which he could wield his 80kg hammer allowing him to win every duel born from leadership disputes. Goblin speak soon became the standard language of Tamriel, the Goblin Empire the dominant power and Tyrion the merciful emperor of all Tamriel. Slavery has been outlawed everywhere, race wars have ceased, religious conflict has become non existant, famines and plauges have become a thing of the past.
Long live goblin emperor Tryion.
Long live the Empire.
*The Bad Timeline*
Well yeah, not enough dead elves
Reminds my of my only real attempt at CK2 with the Elder Kings mod. Apparently in that mod your ruler can become a Greybeard and Nord rulers can castrate people, so I became a Greybeard king who stole the dicks of anyone who opposed me.
Excellent lore, sounds like something Kirkbride would write.
Vivec would be proud
5:33 The Desire for Clussy is Strong in this one
@5:40 I'm imagining Rimmy's character breaking down in tears and confessing to his wife what he had thought about doing and her just hushing him, sitting down and laying his head in her lap as he continues to cry, stroking his hair and beginning to chant spells to calm him down.
I'm also imagining how fustrating it became for her when her child came to the throne and kept running to her demanding the same treatment. Entitled brat.
Honestly the idea of that first bit happening is something I would love to read. I may steal this for nefarious D&D purposes…
I was not expecting to feel dixie pride in Elder Scrolls... but here we are.
Oh way down south in the land of storm cloaks
God it s good day to be southern
@@terminator3768 Sabertooth and Bandits and raiders! To arms! To arms! To arms! To arms
@@Randomperson-ne3kp Yes sir
I think it is both simultaneously both bad and good that I, as an American, have never heard the American Civil War referred to as the war of ____ Aggression before this video
Sending one out to STD 2. He was the realest of them all.
"How come evertime we kill elves it turns into goblins with revolution plots?"
"Consistency is key."
This is a certified goblin mode moment.
Now I want to hear the story of King Tyrion the Man-Goblin and his brother Prince STD 2 the Kind.
Hilariously this is still less unhinged then some of michael kirkbride’s unofficial lore
Aw fuck looks like the impersonator bots are back.
Was it a flying minotaur impregnating someone that one time?
"The Carry of weapons is upheld at all times" The most American phrase to come from Elder Scrolls. I love it!
Leona the Court Magician is sponsored by the NRA.
The chaos if you did this one multiplayer would be amazing
1:45 Rimmy finally found his people
This needs to be a series
Battlemages are unbalanced but that does make sense. I mean, what do you do against a wall of iron that can heal itself and also set you on fire?
Die?
Honestly, they started as horrifically OP but quickly the devs brought them in line. So now it's like, who would win? A person who devotes their life to studying the arcane mysteries of the world OR some bored peasant with a sharp stick being hurled by another stick with some twine tied to it. Character casters are also powerful, but reigned in by magic regen rates, needing to study like hell to even do anything, and generally needing to be at war to do the fun spells.
The two STD kids trying to save their horrible dad, followed by a tour of the new goblin court... these are the type of insane moments where the CK games truly shine! 😂👏
Petition for Rimmy to play the Rimmenese in another episode of this.
Well now I need to see a game where Rimmy either
A- Makes skyrim belong to the nords
B- Plays tall as giants (if there's goblins I assume there's also giants) to get the biggest economy in the game
or C- Play as the dark elves to force Argonians to make Skooma.
There are not giants, they don't really work thanks to CK3's portraits, it'd just be their knees.
@@tanwenwalters7689 they don't really work *yet*
@@tanwenwalters7689 That sounds even better.
@@tanwenwalters7689 Wdym that'd be perfect
"Oh, wait... My son's an imbecile?"
That's always a rough realization.
I love how STD 2 has a king david/King saul like relationship with his father
Nine Divines grant this man the strength and cunning to smite the elves just as Pelinal Whitestrake did before him!
"A goblin is going to come talk to me and then I'm going to want to kill myself" same rimmy same
STD 2 is too good of a person for this timeline.
Wanted to see Ysgramor smile upon the elf kill. But instead we got some dazed and confused level adventure and a goblin king.
Seeing Rimmy play this as one of the devs of equally surreal and so dope
One of my favoritest TH-camrs ever playing my guiltiest pleasure game, with the mod that I've been as hyped for as any major release worth a shit???
*AND HE KNOWS THE LORE!?!?!*
you could literally do Elder Kings 2 content forever and I'd be here for this, god fucking damn life is good today
refusing to pay taxes is the most goblin thing ever
GOBLIN MODE
The end of this is literally the beginning of some sort of fantasy novel. STD 2 whom was pure of heart but always discarded by his father must take rule back from Tyrion the Goblin King
First video I've seen of yours and I'm hooked, so many good lines xD
"Her titties, they honk!" Also the "Happy birthday!" cheer was one of the happiest things I've ever heard
5:20 "Royal clussy got me acting unholy"
is this Rimmy's fanfiction about wanting a fit goblin tomboy waifu?
Rimmy : "My high priest is doing the court jester ! Dobroclavus, what are you doing ???"
The Jester : me
The Nedic peoples: **Came to Tamriel and were immediately enslaved.**
Nords: **Hating elves with a heated passion for the Night of Tears.**
Elves: **Murdering all elven races that aren't them.**
Argonians: You can't touch me. I'm in the *SWAMP.*
The Nedes never came to Tamriel, they're natives.
@@tanwenwalters7689 There are no man or mer natives in Tamriel.
Them being indigenous to Tamriel is not entirely true. They can be considered such, I suppose. They are like the natives of North and South America. They migrated from far east Asia (in what is now eastern Russia) across a now submerged land bridge during an ice age.
Except the Nedes found other peoples waiting for them on their new continent. Elves, who had gotten to Tamriel before them, and who enslaved them immediately.
@@walnzell9328 Yeah uh, no, you're completely wrong. Both Out of Atmora and the idea of Aldmeris are propaganda. The in-universe scholarly community, as well as the evidence we have access to (several corroborating yet unrelated myths, a few archaeological finds, primarily), all point towards Mer and Men both being indigenous to Tamriel.
After the WoMM the Wandering Ehnofey, who would go on to become Men (other than the Nedes) migrated to Yokuda, Atmora, and Akavir, whilst the Old Ehlnofey (who would become the Mer), stayed (although presumably some left to the other continents, considering the Left Handed Elves and implications of Merish populations in Atmora).
@@tanwenwalters7689 Aldmeris may be less of a physical place than Atmora, so the Elves may have first physically shown up in Tamriel, but men are from Atmora and Yokuda.
5:25
High Priest: "She knows how to jingle jangle those bells"
“Why are we sending her as our ambassador? She doesn’t have any clothes!”
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would love to see a part two to this going down the cursed timeline
The mental picture of STD 2 behind his father saying "I forgive you" before he falls is so fucking powerful
6:34 oh shit that was actually me, pretty cool to see that make it into the video
5:19
“What are you doing?!”
He’s doing the jester, we already established this!
Sci-fi and Fantasy Elves: prideful, live longer, nature-loving/traditional, advanced
Tamrielic Mers: blight upon the lands, must be culled, especially those who are from Britai...I mean the Isles.
Todd dying of Rockjoint feels appropriate. Just T-posed, unable to move from swollen and locked joints
whoever said accepting that first goblin would be a step to putting a goblin on the throne sees the future
The “Beggar, Thief, Warrior, King” bit earned a sub, loved that great stuff mate!!
This was a blast to watch on the stream, i loved learning about goblin jim and the most overpowered grandma
8:50 Rimmy, you just did the Labrynth movie speedrun, you turned the kid into a goblin...
Great work as always!
I really want to see you finish the job of conquering all the continent as a goblin empire, then mashing the aldemeri dominion so hard. Please do this for us Rimmy. :)
Fun elder scrolls lore fact, all the main elder scrolls game MCS are implied to shezzarine, reincarnations of the dead god/Aedra lorkhan/Shor(the reincarnations also include Talos/Tiber Septim who was actually 3 dudes fused together). Elder scrolls lore makes kingdom hearts lore look direct and straightforward in comparison to how convoluted it is. trust me look it up.
it has shit like dragonwake
Talos isnt one of Lorkhan's reincarnations. Talos is CHIM which is a person that realized its all the dream of a sleeping god and instead of being like on no im not real and there for writing himself out of existents he said hey its all a dream sooo im a god now. Also Lorkhan is the creation of Sithis the god of murder who wanted him to end the dream, but Lorkhan had other plans. Sithis wants the dream to end because he is the dreaming god. Hes the god of murder in the dream because he killed his brother over a woman and is now dressed over it.
I don't think the Nerevarine is Lorkhan's reincarnation, they are (probably) Nerevar reborn and they (spoilers) destroy the Heart of Lorkhan
@@kinggundragon3728 nobody said u being shezzarine and achieve CHIM are exclusive, also the Last dragon born isl also implied to have also been a shezzarine and achieves CHIM(console commands is basically using ur CHIM powers making console commands canon in elder scrolls lore)
Talos does not 100% have CHIM, we don't even know if CHIM really exists (and there is reasonable evidence that it doesn't and was just Vehk wanking himself). CHIM is also 100% not console commands. That's just a game of telephone from a theory that the God Place, which vivec claims to have access to, was a reference to the Creation Set.
And Sithis is not the God of murder. It is the Void, emanated from Padomay, God if change and the one who tried to kill his brother (but also none of that is literal, everything above the Et'Ada is more akin to a force of nature than a living being).
Fun fact, there are ayleid remnants in northwestern blackmarch, those need to be hunted first.
Pelinal's job must be completed
This is hands down the hardest I have laughed all year. THIS was epic sir.
“The obliteration of every single Mer hasn’t happened yet but by Stendarr it should’ve, and I will be the cause.” - Pelinal Whitestrake probably
This needs to continue, just perfect.
STD 2 is the true hero, destined to drive out the usurper Goblin King
I loved this! I hope to see more of this mod!
Knowing that Rimmy acknowledges the pure unadulterated awesome Mer killing cyborg that is Pelinal Whitestrake is blessed. Onya mate.
Elder Kings was an absolute monster of a mod and was solely responsible for making CK2 bearable for me after longer exposure to the base game. Glad to see those guys still going, they're top tier.
The genetic abominations you can make in this mod haunt my dreams
This might just be the single greatest video I've seen on this channel. I'd love to see more especially if this mod is compatible with multi-player.
I am amazed by Rimmy’s jester voice. Literally the best I’ve ever heard.
Rimmy's "Let me die." has yet become a meme is the truest travesty here.
5:30 RIMMY YOU HAD ME ROLLING XD
Loved the video @Rimmy Downunder! Can't wait for the next video man! This is one Game play that I want to see more of LMAO! Hope you get to your crusade against the Elves man!
I would love to see this as a series!
I need more of this. Goblins of Cyrodil!
Can you play as Black Marsh in this? I wanna unleash the power of alligators!
I got into elder scrolls recently so I'm really happy about elder kings 2 coming out
Now this is the kind of fantastic Aussie content I needed
5:32 had me dying lmao
I want to see more of goblin empire. I NEED TO!
The Charming Clubfooted Goblin Prince Of Cyrodil sounds like a children's book.
>wants to committ Genocide against the Elves.
Based, You have my Blessings Rimmy.
Please give us a part 2 this was great
Reject humanity
Will become goblin
They honk
Bro I loved your old world blue play through as the ncr
I need more of this, lmao!
Please post more of this goblin time line, I beg of you
I so badly want to see more of this mod.
Least insane event in TES lore:
Todd Howard is in the mod, I've seen him when I was at war with Bretons and I happened to take him captive. He was a fantastic steward lol.
0:26
Cyrodiil will rise again. 🦅🦅🦅
Regain the right to worship Talos
This story is brilliant.
2:50 Oh hey! That's when I ended my stream and joined yours!
Hope to see part 2
7:21 Such a missed chance to have kids called "Todd", and "Re-Todd"