I play all I can stand of Postal III
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I am sure getting a lot of questions about "Chasing Dead" in the last week.
Pro Heretic when Civvie?
Do it
Jeez. Anyone can play Postal 3 for... 5 minutes and know when to put this game down. But Civvie goes Completionist... twice! I salute you... along with Running with Scissors!
Just finished your video on you are empty. Fonny
I've been wanting to see you and Matt do a What Happun episode on Postal 3!
This is like a fake game that you see GTA characters playing.
That's all i can stands, i can't stands no more.
From what I've heard, Postal 3 would be a great Wha Happun story. To say nothing for how much Running with Scissors rightfully despises it.
And goddamn, they even pulled that game from their store page.
Postal 3 takes place after Cory Cruise's Postal Dude separated from Rick Hunter's in Paradise Lost. Cruise went to Catharsis
@@kankeydong2500 and replaced the link with a rickroll. ouch.
a full 10 minutes of gameplay is more than most people can stand
I stopped before the tutorial ended, its sad.
Poor Civvie #FreeCivvie
and i beat the game 4 times for the achievements
@@Purpleguy_310 good fucking lord
That music sounds like it's for a Windows 98 puzzle game.
There's a bundle on Steam that includes "Every POSTAL game (But *THAT* one)". This is *THAT* one
Finally, a game that achieved the same level of quality as film!
...Uwe Boll films, sadly, but still!
Ahaha, brilliant!
"Is the game really that bad?"
*sees the opening credits*
"Oh... OH NO..."
Postal 3? But this isn’t Paradise Lost.
Postal 3 Wha Happun incoming?
Wha Happun? Would imply anybody had expectations this game would be good.
10 minutes is far more than RWS recommends you play of this game.
It’s precisely 10 minutes more the maximum recommended
The longer you played, the more I felt like... Wanting to die, It gave me physical pain...
It's sad with P-III. It really deserves an Wha-Happun.
It was ment to be an huge openworld game like 4 but was delayed due to the economy taking an dive and Akella screwed over RWS.
And fun fact : Akella did not want the ESRB rating it, so that would would really result in the game ONLY SELLING IN RUSSIA. RWS had to give Keys out to pre-orders and put it on Steam to salvage what they could. That resulted in an PS3 / 360 port to be cancelled.
SELLING IN RUSSIA is an overstatement a bit since pretty much no one bought it either.
Are you implying that development started before the 2009 depression? Nearly 10 years ago?!? Who in the world would develop a game with such little promise as postal 3 for 10 years?!
This has very strong Xbox Live Indie Games vibes...
I want to say that's unfair to XBLIG just for those few gems, but I guess you're actually right.
Its like a edgy teenager made this game after playing cod zombies with the bros.
With different "Porns" out there (Food Porn, Torture Porn, etc), Sex Porn might be a slightly clever joke.
Postal 3? You mean Postal 2 Paradise Lost right? We went from 1, 2, 2 AW, 2 PL, 4....
3 was a fever dream!
The Postal movie is a guilty pleasure of mine. It's not a good movie but it does a great job of adaption Postal. It's on amazon prime in Canada you should give it a watch.
I am surprised this hasn't gotten a wha happun, since I hear the development of this game was tumultuous, to say the least.
You know a game is going to be great when it uses the whip crack sound effect more than Johnny Test
I personally really like the movie. It’s not exactly “well-made” but it’s really fun and clearly is trying to adapt the game. It’s definitely Use’s best movie (that ain’t saying much tho). This game has NOTHING to do with the movie aside from Uwe Boll being in it.
“What happened - Postal 3” when?
There's a discrepancy between the title and the video lenght, 13 minutes is way too long than humany possible
There is *one* good thing I can say about Postal 3. I actually liked some of the music in this game.
Never could bring myself to try to play this game after hearing that it's absolute garbage.
I’m starting to realize how many sound effects are in games now that I’ve seen the absence of certain effects
I've never got motion sickness from watching youtube gameplay... until now, so at least this game manages to do something
Is this a real game? Like was this made by the same people who did Postal 1&2? I don't remember much about the 1st 2 games but this looks like Wii shovel ware. The music, the jank, the terrible voice acting, the character models that look like asset flips from a basic "horror" pack, this is awful. Postal didn't have much of a legacy to ruin and they SOMEHOW managed to do it
What happened with the humor here? So completely, absolutely wack.
This looks like a slightly more expensive Xbox Live Indie Game
It’s just painful. It has that feel of a B movie purposely attempting(and failing) to be “so bad it’s good”.
Hey! I had fun with Chasing Dead. Better than Postal 3.
For a series based on juvenile, tone - deaf, offensive humor....this is the most "tasteless" of it. Like a Russian bootleg of South Park.
Then I googled Corkscrew Rules....
I finally played Postal 2 just last week and loved it. Now I see why this game was hated so much
You blew my mind when you said the words "duke nukem forever" and "DLC"
The postal movie is actually pretty funny and definitely "good" for Uwe Boll. It is worth a watch when you smoke a joint.
Anyone else see the dev's livestream of postal 4 gameplay? Basically saying how janky the game is, acting as uninterested as possible with the game, and begging people to buy it for 20 bucks on steam
I'm glad I stopped playing these games after the first. That one was actually pretty damn grim (at least for the time) and simple fun. This looks abysmal.
what's weird is that I enjoyed Postal 2 for what it was, stupid sandbox satire. I... don't know wtf this is supposed to be... Tbh I wish Matt would play Postal 2 just to see it's not as bad as... this...
Postal 2 ist quite jank. But its enjoyable jank. Jank without the fun parts is just a waste of time.
I wish RWS the best with postal 4 no regrets.
I'm probably the only person on this planet who's played Russian Postal (AKA Postal III) from start to finish. The game runs on a 2007 build of the Source engine, and it uses two physics engines at once.
Those cutscenes look like something somebody made in The Movies.
This is not a real game, right? This is some sort of insider game developer joke that accidentally got released to the public, right?
Rampage 2009 was a good movie and directed by Uwe Boll.
I know I'll get dog piled for this, but I enjoyed the Postal movie, it's pretty much Falling Down meets National Lampoons with a hint of Team America (others compare it to South Park)
I actually enjoyed the movie too.
This game....
Oh boy, this game
I push my fingers into my eyes
One question will forever be burned into my mind thanks to this game and that question is: Why?
I have many questions about this but mostly all I can ask is
Why?
Why?
WHY?!
WHY?!?!?!
WHY!!!!?????
WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!
Postal is one of the best videogame movies ever made. Plus, full frontal Dave Foley. I mean, come on. How can you say no to that?
You brave brave brave soul.
Wha was Happunin in that video?
I cant wait for the next time my two dads matt and civvie work together
Game of the decade right here
I played this when it came out. I like bad games. they're like bad movies, easy to talk shit about it and make fun of, but I couldn't play this more than 20 or so minutes. True misery.
Am I missing something? Watching this I felt like I was having a stroke or something like wtf???
The postal movie was actually kinda funny.
Anyone getting a "made by a japan developer(doing their school project)to appeal to westerners" vibe, like the whole thing is lacking everything but "cheese burgers for health" feel
I was expecting like some headbanging rock music in a Postal game. Didn't expect a fucking fantasy-like music in the background.
Sure shows why RWS literally calls this game "AIDS for your PC" and why it's not included in the Postal complete bundle. Good grief what a shitshow of a game.
I actually bought this game day one, it looks very different now, still a horrible sequel. When it came out, it felt like an early alpha released at full price, I remember 80% of the game being the worst escort/protection missions with suicidal AI and enemies that never miss their shots. A big problem was Postal 3 was outsourced to some studio in Russia because the original devs had significantly fewer resources and no experience on the Source engine. Postal 3 is a total what happen. Even the original devs disowned this game, patched audio in Postal 2 warning people not buy Postal 3, did a DLC expansion to 2 where the story is making sure the events of 3 never happen, and Postal 4 is another retcon ignoring 3.
I appreciate an honest, straight-to-the-point video title
Good God, this is way worse than Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.
thanks god running with scissor (the original team) is back with the real deal, postal 4
The running made me a little motion sick lol This game is hot garbage 🤦🏻♂️
We don't talk about that game. It wasn't supposed to exist like this. True injustice was created and it wasn't even hilarious
This game is janky, not like general janky but like text book capital letter Janky
This game looks like playing a GoAnimate movie.
"all i can stand..."
*looking at video length* Yea, that's about right.
WTF is this? This has nothing to do with Postal :(
Me is sad and me needs alcohol to comprehend.
How do you subject yourself to this garbage and not feel your mental state slip
What happun? To the Postal series Incoming
Lieutenant Civvie Tried to warn us...
As shitty as this game was, the soundtrack was downright fantasic
Postal 2 was so fun when I was younger wha happun here?
Please make a wha happun for this because this is just sad...
The Postal movie is actually really funny and true to the games. Probably the best movie in his career.
His Postal movie is actually not bad at all. It's so offensive bad it's good
he genuinely sounds like hes in pain
This fucking music is killing me I can't take it
What on earth is this shit! Lol
XD
this looks like city of heroes, with filters.
FYI: if you want to actually support Running with Scissors skip Postal 3. Akella f'ed over RwS when developing Postal 3.
30 seconds is too much of this game.
The fucking music...
IT'S FUCKING RAW
Wow...just wow and not in a good way.
Let’s see... 2:27? That’s how far I made it? Yup. Calling it. Tapping out. Can’t do it, coach, we’ll get em next time.
You gotta get Civvie and Mike J on the episode of What Happun if you do Postal 3!
What is this game?
I imagine a Room game would be a bit like this, but TV sets would a be a projectile weapon, and there would be a lot more navel intercourse.
10:42 aaaaaaaaaaand the devil has a cow's udder. i want a hit of whatever bath salts this developer had, cuz it must be gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood shit
The deep and complex lore becomes clear in Apocalypse Weekend
How do you even acquire such a thing like I know it's completely irredeemable but when something gets removed from store fronts it makes me want it more
I know civvie would be proud.....that you burned this game and your PC to ash. Lol
This game's intro music isn't very fitting.
Somewhere, the force ghost of Jake Conway is saying "Woah! What happened there?"
Why did they make it like this, tho? It's like a cargo cult understanding of...everything.
I'm proud of you Matt, your hard try made up for the lack of any by the devs. Also, this game reminds me, I have laundry or something I have to take care of.
I was like; "Postal 3, what's that?"
And then I remembered this crapfest.
Just as I said on the postal 4 video. If Matt wanted to see something rough and bad. Postal 3 is the way to go, not to mention it's prime What happen material.
This is the sort of media that gives me a headache and makes me feel nauseous. How anyone could play more than 60 seconds of this I do not know.