Instead of releasing books with chapters, they now have series with episodes. I’m wondering why they aren’t creating their own cult-flix with suggested donations to view the videos 🤷♀️
"So God is love, but he's going to kill billions?" Valid. And it does not make sense. It will never make sense. Now please help your friend Jade see that she's in a cult.
This girl in the "stay virgin before marriage" cracked me. With a voice without any passion she thanks Watch Tower she stayed a virgin. Poor girl... Don't wait for Amargeddon, that will never come! Enjoy live now!
It's a lot of fun for me to listen to your likeable, honest and humorous way of commenting on this broadcast as an ex-jw 😄👌. It goes without saying that this also involves work, but you also have a lot of fun doing it. Many Thanks.
Why on earth did they have the student ask why a loving God would kill billions and Jade's answer was it would make sense later. It's almost like whoever scripted this video wanted to focus viewers on this question. That could backfire on them. Most jws are unhappy with this belief, deny it outright. ...and modify it to be less extreme and more in line with what they personally think a loving God will do.
And did they ever answer it? I don't even remember her asking a question about neutrality? That's the one they switched to, as if that answer is any better.
I met a girl at 13 who was a JW, I was a Baptist. We feel in Love. For 5 years We were inseparable. As We graduated HS Her mother told Her a lie that I didn’t want Her. Her mother guilt tripped Her about Me. She told Me She would be gone 2 weeks. 8 weeks later after Me buying an engagement ring I got a breakup letter. She was with someone else, a JW. I went to fight for Her and was told by Her mother “You are not one of us, You don’t deserve Her, She is with someone else now, and not to contact Her again”. She married this JW. For 24 years he showed Her no respect. He never worked, She worked 2 jobs, took care of the kids, house, and yard. He cheated on Her over and over. He laid in bed reading fantasy books and porn. He ordered Her and their boys around. He even made Her read porn stories to him. He called Her dirty names, was arrogant, self-centered, put Her and their boys down all the time. She was miserable the whole time. After 24 years for some reason something came over me while on vacation and had to find out about Her. I drove to where we grew up one Sunday and low and behold, we crossed paths. Her mother passed away a couple of years before. Within the next year She divorced him and we got married. He fought the divorce; he didn’t want to pay child support. He ended up having to. He totally lost it after he found out She had filed for divorce. He grabbed Her one night and told Her he was going to kill Her. She got a restraining order and had him thrown out of the house. He even threatened to kill me. He called me one day acting tough. I laid into him for 20 minutes of how he treated Her and what a piece of crap and religious hypocrite he was. I told him to never touch Her again or he would regret it. I had to be careful, I needed the respect of Her 3 boys. We got married, after We got married, I wrote a letter to the Elders laying out what Scum Her ex was and things are different now and that Her and Me were equals. They dare not mess with Her. I have the goods on them in this small town. She was partially disfellowshipped for a year. it has been 21 years of Paradise. I have not been in a religion for the last 46 years. I do know the God of Unconditional Love though. Her boys don’t respect their father and have nothing to do with Him. She is still a JW but I have opened Her eyes to Watchtowers BS. She is still in it so as not to lose Her friends. We have never argued or fought. Love won over religion.
English expert here. What is up with capitalizing pronouns that are not at the beginning of a sentence (e.g. "Her", "She", "Me")? That is very peculiar.
@Danny Martin I didn’t bother read your text after the first sentence. She was thirteen? Are you kidding me? If you tried to date my thirteen year old daughter I would have to bury your ass! Get the hell out of here! Reading your little story makes me get the feeling that you are a devious son of a b**ch. Why would you know intimate details about an ex’s marriage? I truly believe that you are in need of treatment by a good psych doctor.
@@superdave1921 What kind of crap response is this? Sounds like You are the one with the problem. It is obvious you don't have a clue as to what I wrote.
@@dannymartin484 I am not the one picking up thirteen year old “kids!” I leave that to the perverts like yourself. You should have been arrested and charged for your attempted abduction and rape of a minor. That’s a fact, Jack!
@@superdave1921 I was also 13 years old at the time. "As We graduated HS". You make some really stupid accusations and insinuations from this story. Where are you coming up this crap? We are both 64 now and have been happily married for 21 years.
This is excellent, Panda. I loved the captions. 😄 These guys are so out of touch... They don't have a fucking clue. If this is the best they can do (which is what they are saying) they haven't got a plastic bag's hope in hell. They're done.
Why is Jade dressed like an old woman?… Trust me in real life this pretty girl with the long blonde hair does not dress like this!… The JW should get on board with real life!
I think that makes him head of corporate business functions, which does give him great amounts of power, but the 8 bozos are still the "spiritual" leaders. However it is EXTREMELY odd that he showed up instead of the Governing Body. I sense severe internal conflict within the leaders, possibly even multiple power struggles.
I got you beat I was a virgin till 33 first kiss at 32. It's not that I didn't want a woman, it just didn't work out for me in the Jehovah's Witness religion even though I wanted a Jehovah's Witness wife.
20:31 funny how you can tell when someone who has never touched a girl makes up a story about it. Poor guy trying to convince himself it's *his* choice and not all girls.
I never understood how people were expected to follow the JW rules strictly when they are constantly changing - excuse me I meant "refined." Also, I was told there would be a resurrection of the righteous and unrighteous. Then other times only JWs have hope. I'm confused.
What I feel uncomfortable with is that we are not asked to put our trust in Jesus but in the future of these so called future God kings called the Governing body. Just even don't like the fact in placing my trust in a religious leader who could be a fraud to begin with.
Ok if that one girl is being truthful, she was assaulted being touched against her will and regardless of her religion should have notified someone besides the stupid JW governing body for help. No that isn’t all you need to do is trust in Jahovah, if someone is literally grabbing you. That’s a crime! Find a worldly police officer please and report SA. Stop putting up with that, just because you are in a cult doesn’t mean you deserve that.
Ahem... In the original language of the New Testament Christians were absolutely supposed to be slaves. Check out the book "Slave - The Hidden Truth About Your Identity in Christ" by John MacArthur for further information.
Jesus was talking about literal slaves in many of his famous parables. When you see the word servant he's not referring to waiting staff at the diner, you know.
John 14:6 New International Version 6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. Governing body claim to be Gods messangers...I feel sorry for the people trapped inside that cult.
Damn, I know this is not funny at all minding that millions of people have to suffer for beleiving what the eight headed snake in New York tells them, but dude, your videos make me laugh so hard over all that BS.
A woman should learn in silence with full submission 1TIM 2:11
1COR 14:34 the women should be silent in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak, but should be submissive, as the law also says.
1COR14:35 And if they want to learn something, they should ask their own husbands at home, for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church meeting
Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
I actually got involved with JW and they used that book you were talking about it, I found it interesting ,but checked out when it came to Adam and Eve , but earlier on its got good hooks,but me being a skeptic about everything wasnt strong enough to get me.
When I was a witness you never saw the Governing Body. Today they’re rockstars. Full blown televangelists.
I played apostate videos out loud in front of my house and a no more perfect JW repellent could I ever find than that.
That girl sounded like she wanted to cry the entire time...can someone please give her a hug?
Why does the Watchtower keep doing these “soap operas”… each more ridiculous than the last
Instead of releasing books with chapters, they now have series with episodes.
I’m wondering why they aren’t creating their own cult-flix with suggested donations to view the videos 🤷♀️
I think they are hilarious! Keep them coming WT
@@TallKulWmn1look up pureflix💀 it’s a Christian Netflix and my parents have it instead of Netflix and Disney
Great critical analysis in a non-judgmental delivery. Helps people wake up.Keep up the good work.
"So God is love, but he's going to kill billions?" Valid. And it does not make sense. It will never make sense. Now please help your friend Jade see that she's in a cult.
"Good question, next question. I am a good bible teacher 😀"
This girl in the "stay virgin before marriage" cracked me. With a voice without any passion she thanks Watch Tower she stayed a virgin. Poor girl... Don't wait for Amargeddon, that will never come! Enjoy live now!
I just realized that I watch more jw broadcasting casting episodes as ex jw than jw
It's a lot of fun for me to listen to your likeable, honest and humorous way of commenting on this broadcast as an ex-jw 😄👌. It goes without saying that this also involves work, but you also have a lot of fun doing it.
Many Thanks.
Why on earth did they have the student ask why a loving God would kill billions and Jade's answer was it would make sense later. It's almost like whoever scripted this video wanted to focus viewers on this question. That could backfire on them. Most jws are unhappy with this belief, deny it outright. ...and modify it to be less extreme and more in line with what they personally think a loving God will do.
And did they ever answer it? I don't even remember her asking a question about neutrality? That's the one they switched to, as if that answer is any better.
The sad part is these young actors are actual JWs.
They are loosing so many. They are trying so hard to get the ones staying to go out an recruit new ones.
I met a girl at 13 who was a JW, I was a Baptist. We feel in Love. For 5 years We were inseparable. As We graduated HS Her mother told Her a lie that I didn’t want Her. Her mother guilt tripped Her about Me. She told Me She would be gone 2 weeks. 8 weeks later after Me buying an engagement ring I got a breakup letter. She was with someone else, a JW. I went to fight for Her and was told by Her mother “You are not one of us, You don’t deserve Her, She is with someone else now, and not to contact Her again”. She married this JW. For 24 years he showed Her no respect. He never worked, She worked 2 jobs, took care of the kids, house, and yard. He cheated on Her over and over. He laid in bed reading fantasy books and porn. He ordered Her and their boys around. He even made Her read porn stories to him. He called Her dirty names, was arrogant, self-centered, put Her and their boys down all the time. She was miserable the whole time. After 24 years for some reason something came over me while on vacation and had to find out about Her. I drove to where we grew up one Sunday and low and behold, we crossed paths. Her mother passed away a couple of years before. Within the next year She divorced him and we got married. He fought the divorce; he didn’t want to pay child support. He ended up having to. He totally lost it after he found out She had filed for divorce. He grabbed Her one night and told Her he was going to kill Her. She got a restraining order and had him thrown out of the house. He even threatened to kill me. He called me one day acting tough. I laid into him for 20 minutes of how he treated Her and what a piece of crap and religious hypocrite he was. I told him to never touch Her again or he would regret it. I had to be careful, I needed the respect of Her 3 boys. We got married, after We got married, I wrote a letter to the Elders laying out what Scum Her ex was and things are different now and that Her and Me were equals. They dare not mess with Her. I have the goods on them in this small town. She was partially disfellowshipped for a year. it has been 21 years of Paradise. I have not been in a religion for the last 46 years. I do know the God of Unconditional Love though. Her boys don’t respect their father and have nothing to do with Him. She is still a JW but I have opened Her eyes to Watchtowers BS. She is still in it so as not to lose Her friends. We have never argued or fought. Love won over religion.
English expert here. What is up with capitalizing pronouns that are not at the beginning of a sentence (e.g. "Her", "She", "Me")? That is very peculiar.
@Danny Martin
I didn’t bother read your text after the first sentence. She was thirteen? Are you kidding me? If you tried to date my thirteen year old daughter I would have to bury your ass! Get the hell out of here! Reading your little story makes me get the feeling that you are a devious son of a b**ch. Why would you know intimate details about an ex’s marriage? I truly believe that you are in need of treatment by a good psych doctor.
@@superdave1921 What kind of crap response is this? Sounds like You are the one with the problem. It is obvious you don't have a clue as to what I wrote.
@@dannymartin484
I am not the one picking up thirteen year old “kids!” I leave that to the perverts like yourself. You should have been arrested and charged for your attempted abduction and rape of a minor. That’s a fact, Jack!
@@superdave1921 I was also 13 years old at the time. "As We graduated HS". You make some really stupid accusations and insinuations from this story. Where are you coming up this crap? We are both 64 now and have been happily married for 21 years.
That one student he sounds like a Southern bell. He's not flaming. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣
Your commentary is insightful and hilarious 😂. New subscriber.
Rightly disposed for brainwashing!
Hey man, you are really good at this, informative and entertaining, that's not easy to do.
Keep doing what you are doing, God bless you!
This is excellent, Panda. I loved the captions. 😄
These guys are so out of touch... They don't have a fucking clue. If this is the best they can do (which is what they are saying) they haven't got a plastic bag's hope in hell. They're done.
Bro I love the backdrop audio you used from Pokémon! 😊😊😊
Great commentary Panda!!
Robert Ciranko is the president of Watchtower by the way.
Lol i had no idea... It does seem very fitting. A dinosaur leading a corporation on the brink of extinction
Si e proprio cosi ancora presidente come un grosso squalo
The wet fart sound effect always gets me 😂
Why is Jade dressed like an old woman?… Trust me in real life this pretty girl with the long blonde hair does not dress like this!… The JW should get on board with real life!
Dyed blonde. I actually like dyed blondes and brunettes better than blondes.
Real life is worldly, don't you know? It's Satan's world! (according to JW)
IDK, Gladys is giving me actual PIMO vibes.
Is that Bear Droppings cereal? I thought that brand went out shortly after the pilgrims landed.
Robert Ciranko is not a helper, he's the actual President of Watchtower , the big boss 😂
The head honcho? So it's him that's making up all this nonsense?
@@extraterrestrial4287 he has helpers 😂
I think that makes him head of corporate business functions, which does give him great amounts of power, but the 8 bozos are still the "spiritual" leaders. However it is EXTREMELY odd that he showed up instead of the Governing Body. I sense severe internal conflict within the leaders, possibly even multiple power struggles.
I see JW, I think John Wick!
Man I was a virgin till I was 27!! Hahaha.
I missed all the best times of my youth
I got you beat I was a virgin till 33 first kiss at 32. It's not that I didn't want a woman, it just didn't work out for me in the Jehovah's Witness religion even though I wanted a Jehovah's Witness wife.
I feel like I was robbed of my right to youthful love. Everyone should get the chance to fall in love in their youth, even if it doesn't work out.
@@extraterrestrial4287 I hear you brother! We have the rest of our lives to live as our own now
20:31 funny how you can tell when someone who has never touched a girl makes up a story about it. Poor guy trying to convince himself it's *his* choice and not all girls.
Omg you’re using sonic u leashed apotos day music!!!! That’s my second fave game of all time!
Their page layout designs look really slick, but their illustrations are so laughably cheesy and characteristically "JW."
You know damn well that that girls name is not gladis. Lol
Gladys is an old lady's name
🤣😂
They love old people names in the UK 😅
why is she so close to crying? she sounds like someone forced her to disclose personal stuff, or threatened with bad things if she didn't say them.
Loved this!! Very entertaining
I never understood how people were expected to follow the JW rules strictly when they are constantly changing - excuse me I meant "refined."
Also, I was told there would be a resurrection of the righteous and unrighteous. Then other times only JWs have hope. I'm confused.
They remind me of that scripture in Ecclesiastes 12: 12
. I like the way you said...no mames...😂😂. That's what JW do.....mamar. 😂😂
I cannot get over the impression that the cover of this "Enjoy Life Forever!" book looks just like the cover of $cientology's "The Way to Happiness".
What's the odds that those teens will no longer be witnesses in 5 yrs.
What teen use super duper awkward so fake
The Harp of God (1921?) was some crazy sh&^
What I feel uncomfortable with is that we are not asked to put our trust in Jesus but in the future of these so called future God kings called the Governing body. Just even don't like the fact in placing my trust in a religious leader who could be a fraud to begin with.
Excellent video 👍
Ok if that one girl is being truthful, she was assaulted being touched against her will and regardless of her religion should have notified someone besides the stupid JW governing body for help.
No that isn’t all you need to do is trust in Jahovah, if someone is literally grabbing you. That’s a crime! Find a worldly police officer please and report SA. Stop putting up with that, just because you are in a cult doesn’t mean you deserve that.
Can anybody tell me are those actors reall jehovah witness or real professional actors.
Jesus was not talking about a literal slave and there is not such thing as spiritual food
Ahem... In the original language of the New Testament Christians were absolutely supposed to be slaves. Check out the book "Slave - The Hidden Truth About Your Identity in Christ" by John MacArthur for further information.
Jesus was talking about literal slaves in many of his famous parables. When you see the word servant he's not referring to waiting staff at the diner, you know.
@@LarsPallesen interesting I wi research that but
John 14:6
New International Version
6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
Governing body claim to be Gods messangers...I feel sorry for the people trapped inside that cult.
Since they have 2 Gods, Jehova and Jesus, (John 1:1) the Governing Body turned them into Polithieists.
They, JWs, don't see Jesus as a God, but a created angelic creature and small g god.
Damn, I know this is not funny at all minding that millions of people have to suffer for beleiving what the eight headed snake in New York tells them, but dude, your videos make me laugh so hard over all that BS.
my opinion
A woman should learn in silence with full submission 1TIM 2:11
1COR 14:34 the women should be silent in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak, but should be submissive, as the law also says.
1COR14:35 And if they want to learn something, they should ask their own husbands at home, for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church meeting
Show me the scripture that Jesus says these things. Not the impostor Paul, or the ‘apostles’ or any other men. Jesus.
@@Des7iny7 so you dont believe in all the bible is that correct only the parts you like is that correct?
jade is so sad and beige now 😢
Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Which gets a little confusing when you consider that when Jehovah laid down that commandment men would wear long flowing robes. Never trousers. Oops.
TITUS 2:4 Then they can train the younger women to love their husbands and children,
Kringe😂😁😁😁😁
Jade is a cutie.
Boring 😂🎉
I actually got involved with JW and they used that book you were talking about it, I found it interesting ,but checked out when it came to Adam and Eve , but earlier on its got good hooks,but me being a skeptic about everything wasnt strong enough to get me.