Can YOU survive the NEW JW Broadcasting?

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  • @exjwpandatower
    @exjwpandatower  ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Catch me over on Patreon for early video access 😉 www.patreon.com/pandatower or join the TH-cam channel:
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    Thank you for watching!

  • @alanbuthardt8797
    @alanbuthardt8797 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    They say they love children but don't call the police when one is sex violated

    • @gennaropannelli7138
      @gennaropannelli7138 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dicono tante cose belle e piacevoli ,ma poi la realtà della wachtover è molto diversa, in tutte le cose ,fanno affari con il mondo accettano compromessi e sono stati associati a l'onu non denunciano i pedofili ,Tutto nel segreto .da l'italia.

    • @adrianaslund8605
      @adrianaslund8605 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I guess they got the love mixed up.

    • @YellowFi3lds
      @YellowFi3lds 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      BuT ThE AbUSeR RePEnTEd
      -Watchtower

    • @cameraslime
      @cameraslime 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      bc they *love* children

    • @nylanderiafulva7765
      @nylanderiafulva7765 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@YellowFi3ldswhat a great lesson, even if they are sex offender, they still love Jehovah. Not like this kid that once hooked up with a worldy friends and maybe smoked a cigarette

  • @sequoias
    @sequoias ปีที่แล้ว +171

    teens with no pimples, not 1 hair out of place, great clothes, no crooked teeth or braces. yep and no eyeglasses. chloexjw

    • @thomassmart2790
      @thomassmart2790 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      And the dramas they show always show lovely homes or apartments not drug addled projects where many normal JWs struggle and live in

    • @notsosmileyface
      @notsosmileyface ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@thomassmart2790so fucking true. Hit the nail on the head. Remember first will be last and last will be first...

    • @certified_l0ser
      @certified_l0ser 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think braces are cute, they’re kinda like an accessory yk

    • @TheParklifeChoseMe
      @TheParklifeChoseMe 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@certified_l0ser hurt like hell though

  • @morningglory9288
    @morningglory9288 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The red book "You Can Live Forever in Paradise on Earth" was the book I studied in 1994 before I got baptised in '97. Now this book among others is obsolete.

  • @jaybabcock4557
    @jaybabcock4557 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The cult is no longer a publishing co. They are now a movie production company.

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Real Estate Flippers.

    • @notsosmileyface
      @notsosmileyface ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder when disney will get involved, or pedo island 🏝️ oh wait they probably have involvement in that already hence why they dont wsnt to release the files from jeff epstein. And pedo island...

    • @summerbreeze-d2l
      @summerbreeze-d2l ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Investment corporation

  • @Civnelo
    @Civnelo ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “Jade you haven’t answered my dms plz marry me” yea that brotha starvin

    • @exjwpandatower
      @exjwpandatower  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you caught me lackin' bro

    • @Celso8205
      @Celso8205 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Come on bruh. You telling me you wouldn't hit that?

  • @calanm7880
    @calanm7880 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Wait… is that Princess Leah?” absolutely cracked me up! I can’t unsee it now

  • @clarkgrayhame1250
    @clarkgrayhame1250 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I cringed when I heard creepy Stephen Lett bleat like a sheep. There's nothing worse than hearing him do that.

  • @kerry_runs
    @kerry_runs ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I appreciate the baah reference, cult alert button, and diarrhea sound. Thank you Panda, you’re doing good work.

  • @lifeisabreathingpoem6378
    @lifeisabreathingpoem6378 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Okay, but I recovered from anorexia and lost my faith during that process. I only found myself and my power when I stopped letting anyone tell me who and how to be. I also had to unlearn a lot of what I was taught in my religious childhood to let go of killing myself in the pursuit of perfection.

    • @sarcasm6669
      @sarcasm6669 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Glad to hear you were able to recover and find your freedom

    • @cornypinkuni9519
      @cornypinkuni9519 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Survivor! Good for you! ❤Keep on keeping’ on!

    • @leadanon127
      @leadanon127 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I lost faith in this Organization but not in God. They will not kill my faith, I will not give them such pleasure.

    • @notsosmileyface
      @notsosmileyface ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very true, its them who actually make the problems not anyone else. They create the insecurities not me or anyone actually. How ironic is that...

  • @moniquedelaney7958
    @moniquedelaney7958 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    13: 30
    “ persecution porn “
    Beautifully put .

  • @iggysvr6
    @iggysvr6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm still baffled that they even chose to give a depiction of Jehovah... never in my dreams did I think they would do that...

  • @Wafflemage
    @Wafflemage ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:43 Stephen Lett’s face is just too funny.

    • @charrua59
      @charrua59 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think they can't help themselves. GB loves too show themselves off even if it hurts org. Price for fame 😁.

  • @kevinmoyer6224
    @kevinmoyer6224 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm dead inside"... that's gonna get some usage. Long live the Panda!

  • @tammyg8031
    @tammyg8031 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Watchtower continues to become more & more INSULTING. Very disgusting.

  • @Vicki_Benji
    @Vicki_Benji ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Her best friend ever is her service dog.

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s the first one I thought of too! Exactly!❤

  • @joellebrowne5714
    @joellebrowne5714 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Total control over your life. You must not stay with family or friends.

  • @jackijax505
    @jackijax505 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    At 3:32 .. I wonder what the ADA would have to say about that discrimination.
    And a 7 night hotel? You know how much that will cost? And YOU have to flip the bill. Not cheapskate WT rolling in the dough.
    And hotels THEY pick? Wtf? What kind of kickback are they getting with that. And you can’t stay with family or friends? Can you say CONTROL?!?!
    5:38 is epic!

    • @jackijax505
      @jackijax505 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want to look at them all with the sunglasses from the movie, “They Live”. 😂😂
      17:04 makes me think of the Aerosmith song, “Dude looks like a lady”.
      I can say that because I think all their stuff just acting. Kinda like crisis actors.

  • @graytonw5238
    @graytonw5238 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    At 18:00 I was actually thinking the same thing. A person in such a position through no fault of their own has become trapped in a support structure that would make it extremely difficult to leave. While there are other avenues for people handicapped in that way, for someone like her to leave the organization, it would be an extremely difficult transition. For someone with sight and hearing it's hard enough, but for someone without those senses it would be traumatic. She may not feel this way herself, but I feel bad for her. She'll have to keep active in the preaching work and attending meetings in order to be useful to the organization, otherwise she'll be cut off.

    • @icekills1
      @icekills1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup just like the matrix. They become dependent on the system , and if they lose their connection, they will not be able to cope with reality.

    • @notsosmileyface
      @notsosmileyface ปีที่แล้ว

      It doesn't seem realistic tbh, it all seems fake tbh... real fakensess...

  • @theresistance9872
    @theresistance9872 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dude you are doing such a great job with the edits I’m sitting here high laughing my ass off!

  • @Cindy-yq1cy
    @Cindy-yq1cy ปีที่แล้ว +28

    My youngest brother would have Loved you, Panda! He had Such a great sense of humor😅
    Those Evil CREATURES sent him to an early death- (he was born with Cerebral Palsy. So DEFECTIVE)
    More of a man than most I have encountered. I MISS HIM SO MUCH EVERY DAY 😢❤
    at least Sissy never missed a Birthday, Holiday celebrating with HIM! ❤

    • @jaredziemer775
      @jaredziemer775 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have never been a JW, but I have CP myself, so I stand in solidarity.

  • @kerry_runs
    @kerry_runs ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:18 Lmaoooo the KH is empty AF 😂

  • @richardcuadra5824
    @richardcuadra5824 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My best friend, Bill Bob LaRoy, went fishing; the fish did not like this one bit, so they got out of the water and chased him on their motorcycles. The fish chased Bill Bob LaRoy all the way to his house and shot it up with their automatic assault rifles! Fish have automatic weapons now! This is why fishing is so dangerous! If you have enough faith, maybe you can believe this story too! YAY!

  • @TMBtD
    @TMBtD ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "demelanize" thats great panda! lmfao

  • @michaelcorder1250
    @michaelcorder1250 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Tony Morris insert was brilliant!!!😂😂😂

  • @pinedelgado4743
    @pinedelgado4743 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Another "marvie" video!!! Thank you for all of the great work you do in exposing all of JW's many lies, faults and whatnot!

    • @Mr.DC3.1914
      @Mr.DC3.1914 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHO IS OVER ALL? Ephesians 4:6 one God and Father of all, who is over all and through all and in all. GOD and FATHER is OVER/ABOVE ALL and that "All" includes the SON so they are NOT EQUAL
      THE BIBLE teaches that Jesus was MADE As Lord and Christ and as Son (ACTS 2:36, Prov 8, HEB 1:5), CREATED/PRODUCED/INSTALLED (Prov 8) , COME INTO BEING/MADE (Mat 21:42 - egeneto) and GIVEN LIFE by the Father - John 5:26 and it uses TODAY (Heb 1:5), and uses future tenses and is a prophecy in Isa 9:6 (Isa 9:6, - WILL BE) . If you are called MADE AND CREATED AND GIVEN LIFE, and NEVER CALLED in the BIBLE as Creator or Maker , then you are A CREATION. ALL FROM THE BIBLE
      From the Lord was this (this is referring to the chief cornerstone who is Jesus) , the word WAS is egeneto (made or came into being) - Matthew 21:42 and the exact Greek word used in John 1:3 - MADE, egeneto (came into being) - JESUS WAS MADE/CAME INTO BEING FROM THE FATHER , yes, Jesus was MADE/CREATED!, See also Acts 2:36, Heb 1:5, 1 john 5
      Isa 9:6 the word Prince in the Prince of Peace means PATRON ANGEL also Leader. WHO IS the ONE LEADER that we have? Jesus. Now, that same exact Hebrew word was used for Daniel 12:1 which is used for Michael the Archangel. So are you saying there are MANY LEADERS now?

    • @whatsthestorymorninglory
      @whatsthestorymorninglory ปีที่แล้ว

      exposing what. the religion shows everything to everyone in a website and anyone can go to a meeting which they are gladly happy for you to come in. if you heard horrible stories of them then yes they can be true but the religion never or not that ive heard said they were “perfect”.

    • @angelachristina
      @angelachristina 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@whatsthestorymorninglory cultmember triggered?!?!

  • @allanjstark
    @allanjstark ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Collecting Food for all the Animals? This must have taken months. Did they had fridges?
    And how long was the way for Pinguins,icebears and walruses to walk there?

    • @Lisa-x3n5x
      @Lisa-x3n5x ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There was another ark at the North Pole

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 ปีที่แล้ว

      Penguins have Happy Feet, don't you know that?🤔😉😉🤣🤣🤣

    • @Lisa-x3n5x
      @Lisa-x3n5x ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sparklecanada0112 Sure, but they live in the South Pole. I think they must have evolved later. Oops. Was that a dirty word?

  • @murex0909
    @murex0909 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This cult has changed so much from when I was a jw, it’s even more boring, wow

    • @migdaliafuentes1618
      @migdaliafuentes1618 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true!
      They will need to learn from JW panda or other TH-camrs: content is so boring!
      😒🥱

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I lost it at "i feel dead inside" three minutes in :(

  • @whitneysmith8646
    @whitneysmith8646 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love it. Man, you are funny. Your videos just keep getting better and better. Thankyou.

  • @LAexJw
    @LAexJw ปีที่แล้ว

    Laughing all the way through.
    The Cult warning near the end, was also a nice pivotal moment.
    So true! Thank the governing body. ‘Thank me, who’s speaking right now, for delivering you this message.’ Lol they really are over the top.

  • @samburnstoast
    @samburnstoast ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Jade, answer my DM's, please marry me" - same bro, same.

  • @riveravon5296
    @riveravon5296 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Then the men left from there and went toward Sodʹom, but Jehovah remained with Abraham."
    Genesis 18:22.
    I thought that noone has seen God...

  • @sarcasm6669
    @sarcasm6669 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Clearly they don't even remotely understand or comprehend the range what being 'Dead inside' can even means(and of course they've never worked in retail)

  • @maria.x
    @maria.x ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If he doesn’t care what we look like why is there such an obsession on what we wear, how we do our hair, makeup, etc?

  • @felixbender2041
    @felixbender2041 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ~17min that is one of the rare occasions i do feel true compassion instead of true heart-felt hatred for those people....

  • @moviefiend44
    @moviefiend44 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I lost the cringe challenge at the 16th minute, when I saw the Borg try their damnedest to ape 1990s pop ballad music.
    Why do their attempts at imitating "worldly" art end up being so utterly tacky??

  • @hoppscraft
    @hoppscraft ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Cringing at hotel booking special convention, just like every congress even here in Sherbrooke Québec Canada, book only in the hotel approuved by watchtower

    • @jwprimetime9795
      @jwprimetime9795 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You beat me too it. I was gonna say the same-DON’T stay with family or friends?!? Just approved hotels. I literally cussed out loud watching this by myself at that. They are the fucking worst.

    • @CarolineJoyAmico
      @CarolineJoyAmico ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jwprimetime9795same. I gasped out loud. When I was in, we couldn’t stay in an UNAPPROVED hotel. But not with FAMILY now?!?!

    • @jwprimetime9795
      @jwprimetime9795 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CarolineJoyAmico there’s probably some scripture they use about justifiable kickbacks. I’m sure something Paul said since he “unjesused”‘everything. #disfellowship

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am so glad that when I was in(1980's), watchtower didn't have that kind of control over me.
      I always chose my own hotel for staying at, and during Most Conventions("ASS-emblies") I stayed with my Non-JW Mother.
      But Hey...WT "does not control JWs"(🤣🤣) and "Jehovah made Us, Creatures Of Free Will"(🙊🙊🤢🤢🤢😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣).

    • @SurnaturalM
      @SurnaturalM 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Another guy from Québec. Hello from Rouyn Noranda 👌

  • @fadedglory1045
    @fadedglory1045 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ya but we know what happens to the ugly ones or fat ones or even different ones( the extreme dressers) in the congregation.. you will be on the outside looking in and the pretty ones won’t invite you to their oarties. They won’t talk to you at the hall and for the men you won’t advance. Worse for the sisters but the males get it too.

  • @yonnakilla
    @yonnakilla หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “jehovah loves you despite appearances” is funny cus when i went to the assembly with my face piercings, i received disgusting looks from everyone who saw me. Not very “love your neighborhood”.

  • @joshuawayneyork
    @joshuawayneyork ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can't get enough of this shit!

  • @manueloliveira8062
    @manueloliveira8062 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The GB can be likened to the voice of jesus...!!
    Man, the GB has so much wisdom, they are so so so clever

  • @mauriceatwell5939
    @mauriceatwell5939 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The book for district overseers prohibits using over weight people.

    • @simona_ab
      @simona_ab ปีที่แล้ว

      If this is a joke it flew right over my head 😮🛫

    • @mattmurdock2868
      @mattmurdock2868 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No joke.

    • @patriciapitt4228
      @patriciapitt4228 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good that leaves me out, thank to who ever is god, and thanks Very much to Panda for putting this up Cheers all *...

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo ปีที่แล้ว

      District overseers? They're extinct. They've been extinct for several years, now.

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely no joke. They disfellowshipped an obese woman years ago. It was sad. Her daughter was offended so she got disfellowshipped and then committed suicide. No joke.

  • @GradKat
    @GradKat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They always choose physically attractive people for their indoctrination videos. They’re so hypocritical.

  • @handmadesuccesssecrets
    @handmadesuccesssecrets ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The old McDonald song killed me 😆😆

    • @precisionxt
      @precisionxt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. I was not expecting that. 😂

  • @vincentcross9148
    @vincentcross9148 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At the very beginning with sams whistle while he talks.

  • @rubenoeschger5728
    @rubenoeschger5728 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It always sound like kindergarten teachers.

  • @wolfgangkotz5555
    @wolfgangkotz5555 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    good observations brother well done

  • @KermitTFYT
    @KermitTFYT 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can finally comment again. lol I been watching tf outta these. I’m an x jw. Was raised in it.

  • @Hermit362
    @Hermit362 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Jehovah loves you, even though you're ugly"

  • @obedrosario853
    @obedrosario853 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I may not be regular at the meetings but I have regular bowel movements does that make jehovah happy? 😂

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HA! Hahahaha. Great line

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG!!...We need to emblazen that quote on T Shirts and wear them to Ex-JW Protests of WT!!😉😉👌🏼👌🏼🤣🤣🤣

  • @livhappy7489
    @livhappy7489 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I found this about Abraham and Shem
    The secular Jewish-historical book of Jasher indicates that Abram did indeed spend time in the house of Noah and he knew Noah and Shem.
    “And when Abram came out from the cave, he went to Noah and his son Shem, and he remained with them to learn the instruction of the Lord and his ways, and no man knew where Abram was, and Abram served Noah and Shem his son for a long time. And Abram was in Noah's house thirty-nine years, and Abram knew the Lord from three years old, and he went in the ways of the Lord until the day of his death, as Noah and his son Shem had taught him; and all the sons of the earth in those days greatly transgressed against the Lord, and they rebelled against him and they served other gods, and they forgot the Lord who had created them in the earth; and the inhabitants of the earth made unto themselves, at that time, every man his god; gods of wood and stone which could neither speak, hear, nor deliver, and the sons of men served them and they became their gods.” Jasher 9:5, 6
    Funny how they use Apochrypa

    • @exjwpandatower
      @exjwpandatower  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So fascinating! Thank you for the insight

  • @hoppscraft
    @hoppscraft ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy Mr.Gordon sounds like David Splane ,tone of voice and speed

  • @migdotnet
    @migdotnet ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I swear if the watchtower makes an anime series i will lose my mind

    • @migdaliafuentes1618
      @migdaliafuentes1618 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s gluttony!
      How to measure that? Most of us eat a candy and few days later- we are fatter!

  • @dannycasey8261
    @dannycasey8261 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Abraham didn't negotiate with the angels but with Jehoover.

  • @EmilySolem-Davis
    @EmilySolem-Davis ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The music videos always get me now. Good grief.

  • @zenjii1
    @zenjii1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine sitting in that square box called the ark and it closes you couldn't see a damn thing for 40 days and 40 nights... and lighting a fire in a tight sealed box? No just no...

  • @hanneivanovic2465
    @hanneivanovic2465 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dear panda
    I really dont laugh very easy,but tha background mario brothers video like ,music has me in stitches,it brings out what a freak show this make believe really is.😂😂

  • @lolo8288
    @lolo8288 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    WHY IS THIS EVEN A TALK????? THIS IS CRAZY!!

  • @pointlesspos8440
    @pointlesspos8440 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    . They said sweep away again! The broomshaklaka.
    God is responsible for the death of thousands of turtles and sloths.

  • @christinesotelo7655
    @christinesotelo7655 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Next, He’ll be pictured in suit and tie! Lol

  • @Whoathatsnailisfaster
    @Whoathatsnailisfaster 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I feel dead inside 🗣️😢😭 You're not dead. 😊❤️

  • @jessicacopland7382
    @jessicacopland7382 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have so many thoughts, but my most pressing thoughts are 1. Does anyone else wonder if the reason we don't have unicorns is because Noah and his family ate them all on the ark? 2. How does anyone expect people to believe that two allied families went separate ways and made themselves vulnerable among the locals when the first rule of survival is safety in numbers? 3. "I'm dead inside" -- I'm still laughing my ass off!

    • @Daniel-wd4jg
      @Daniel-wd4jg ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't forget Big foot burgers and Chupacabra tacos!

    • @jessicacopland7382
      @jessicacopland7382 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Daniel-wd4jg omg I would LOVE some chupacabra tacos. Or pretty much any tacos.

    • @Des7iny7
      @Des7iny7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The words of God must have been washed away, because although Noah was a preacher of righteousness ( with NO scriptural evidence) the scrolls weren’t on that ark. So good old Noah had a great memory, but wrote no books. And why were the kangaroos dropped off in Australia? The unicorns are alive & well, living in Wales🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🐈🐩🐹🦔🦊🐼

  • @zoekirk1848
    @zoekirk1848 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I lost the Cringe Challenge at about 17:47. Inspiration porn always makes me cringe, but RELIGIOUS inspiration porn is on a whole new level

  • @jaketodd9232
    @jaketodd9232 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I AM SO JEALOUS OF THOSE ARTIST !!! SO F***IN' GOOD!😱😭

  • @moniquedelaney7958
    @moniquedelaney7958 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They are crap but I keep watching because you are so funny 😂, really funny 😂😂😂

    • @christinesotelo7655
      @christinesotelo7655 ปีที่แล้ว

      True. Every day I keep thinking I’m done with JWs, the podcasts, all of it. Closure. But he comes along and it is soooo good! It’s hard to resist. ❤😂

  • @AmityvilleFan
    @AmityvilleFan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:45 - Jehova loves you, but if ye r ugly, ye won't even get to the illustrations, that's fo' sure, HALLELUIA!
    19:30 - now THAT'S a biblical ark! Love it.

  • @49ersfoldem
    @49ersfoldem ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:57 please use this 😂😂😂

  • @heather1194
    @heather1194 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    not even 3 min in and i’m laughing out my seat

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    we had a pastor at the Southern Baptist Church i grew up attending that joked that Noah's neighbors formed the world's first tour group, leading visitors to see the 'amazing insane man and his family',lol.

  • @Monotheist137
    @Monotheist137 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These young people look great a chick is hot, and a black guy seems handsome....

  • @AzzBackwards
    @AzzBackwards ปีที่แล้ว

    Many witnesses have the most cluttered house because they're so busy with watchtower stuff and have to change cloths like 4 times a day based on their watchtower activities and they have a much larger wardrobe than most people so closets overflowing

  • @Julescage1
    @Julescage1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So are they gonna start using more realistic illustrations in the Watchtower and Awake?

  • @crispmom
    @crispmom ปีที่แล้ว +11

    NGL, Sam Herd was a handsome young man. It's sad that he devoted his entire adult life to a cult and has had a detrimental impact on so many people's lives.

    • @beaniebaby1208
      @beaniebaby1208 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hes a freemason. He wears the rings. They all do

    • @sparklecanada0112
      @sparklecanada0112 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beaniebaby1208 He's also a Mysogynistic Narcissist. His past videos and publications commentary about women proves this point.
      I cringe(among doing other things) every time I see his face or hear him speak.

    • @gennaropannelli7138
      @gennaropannelli7138 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samuele Hard e nato in una baracca ,fu fatto un video di dove viveva ,ma poi ha compreso che da TG si viveva bene sulle spalle dei fratelli ,da divenire unto ,una bella scalata ,dalle stalle alle stelle .da l'italia.

  • @melissahollowell7255
    @melissahollowell7255 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:58 Oh my dog you got me again! I always laugh like a 9 year old boy when I see that.

  • @allanjstark
    @allanjstark ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some Sinners of Sodom and Gomorrah bothered God so much that he finished them?
    Later, millions of Nazi Soldiers and Leaders killed countless people, started a second WW and he just did …. Nothing??!!!

    • @dudanunesbleff
      @dudanunesbleff 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      J was active before Christ, it seams . There are jews that say that He became unreachable, that He's no longer present, intervening.

  • @darh3375
    @darh3375 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dibs on his pinky ring when he kicks the bucket 😅

  • @sps6374
    @sps6374 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m pretty good at not cringing (except when one of their goddawful pop music videos is on, so I thought I might be in the clear with this video), but that tsunami thing got me

  • @Maja-re4mq
    @Maja-re4mq ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great 👍😍❤

  • @StarCatcher918
    @StarCatcher918 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:43 You’re a mean one, Mr Lett

  • @BruceLeon83
    @BruceLeon83 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:38 no way uncle tony said that.🤣

  • @Lisa-x3n5x
    @Lisa-x3n5x ปีที่แล้ว +2

    07:15. Didn't cringe. Burst out laughing.

  • @nigelbews3335
    @nigelbews3335 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah Jehovah loves us!

  • @chrisarsenaux
    @chrisarsenaux ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just wondering, has the organization produced any articles or videos on how to properly shun a deaf and blind person, should that ever happen?

  • @Confusediam2
    @Confusediam2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The rains falling the winds at gale force, 40 days at sea to come back to where near enough started from,

  • @adrianaslund8605
    @adrianaslund8605 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones."
    Marcus Aurelius

  • @tringalidangelo690
    @tringalidangelo690 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This "discreet slave" is much better than the other one's in my opinion. He talks in a normal voice at least.

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Around 15:00 what's that dude gonna do with his tie on the living room couch?

  • @knowthyself8233
    @knowthyself8233 ปีที่แล้ว

    I missed Tony whiskey Morris dearly 😂

  • @trevorlafoe1940
    @trevorlafoe1940 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need to have all ex-jws in the asl field to share their stories on TH-cam.we need to make all Sign Language Congregations Dissolved of Good!

  • @cynicalb
    @cynicalb ปีที่แล้ว +1

    interesting signet ring!

  • @simona_ab
    @simona_ab ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:28 😂😂😂 I'm dead
    Edit: the true cringe was at 32:19 😖

  • @murph8411
    @murph8411 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How those women like Sarah treated others. Yes, throw that younger Hagar out into the desert with her kid now that I’ve managed to give you a kid.
    Sarah that looks like a young attractive woman in JW pictures even though she’s probably over 70 years old by the time they’re picturing her?

  • @Des7iny7
    @Des7iny7 ปีที่แล้ว

    🎼those dulcet North Korea anthems,🎶🥹gets me nostalgic for the cult, every time🥁🤣

  • @elizabethbaird3604
    @elizabethbaird3604 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would have thought this was a no-brainer. Why would anyone need to be told God loves them no matter what they look like? Sheesh! 🤪

  • @charlene9651
    @charlene9651 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imma flip some tables….😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yasssssssss 😂👍🏼😎

  • @josepheridu3322
    @josepheridu3322 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Breath in ancient times was associated with spirit and identity. Even the word "I" in some language comes from breath.

  • @gwenpytka6739
    @gwenpytka6739 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Does Jehovah love babies, despite their being "enemies" of him?

    • @gwenpytka6739
      @gwenpytka6739 ปีที่แล้ว

      And if I remember right ,the teaching of the imperfect "Anointed" teaches that Jehovah imputes HUMAN PERFECTION to them and to them alone, immediately. While they are still alive. On researching the " beliefs clarified" section in their very own website, that FALSE TEACHING never changed.

  • @halinakozlowska2672
    @halinakozlowska2672 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes. ❤

  • @christinesotelo7655
    @christinesotelo7655 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Knew”? as in “Adam knew his wife”?