Slaps like a speeding bullet, more powerful then dynamite, able to cross a city block in a single strut. The infant of Compton is now the Pimp of Steel: Super Hand!
"Super hand smashed the roof to burn him with light, but he was too black to burn, like Wesley Snipes". This line goes so hard. I love the Blade movies.
“‘Come out that casket and get yo ass kicked!’ Just then, Blacula came out the bathroom. He held up a job application like a cross; it stunned them both, but quickly wore off!” … my half-black ass was rolling at that sh¡t!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you about a true American hero: Super Hand! He's the coolest, the flyest-nobody does it better! And folks, you won't believe this, but he was bitten by a radioactive pimp. Can you imagine? A pimp with superpowers! Tremendous! Now, we’ve got a little situation on our hands with this character Blacula. What a name, right? Sounds like he’s trying to be all scary, but let me tell you, Super Hand is going to take him down-big league! I mean, this guy's never even changed the batteries in his smoke alarm! Can you believe it? That's not just bad housekeeping; it’s a total disaster! Super Hand has got the moves, the style, and the brains to follow that beeping straight to Blacula’s castle. This is a guy who doesn’t take no for an answer-trust me, folks, he’s going to swoop in and teach Blacula a lesson he won’t forget. It’s going to be a tremendous showdown! Blacula won’t stand a chance against the hand that’s super! Mark my words, when it’s all said and done, Super Hand will be the one holding the crown. It’s going to be beautiful! We're talking about a victory for the ages, folks-so stay tuned! Super Hand is coming, and Blacula? He’s going to wish he never crossed paths with the coolest superhero in town! Let’s make vampire-hunting great again!" Donald Trump regarding the showdown between Super Hand and Blacula, per ChatGPT
@@ForgottenGrooves Yeah I saw that a few days ago, people are speculating Sweetback Willie is secretly Super Hand. Thanks for checking my stuff out, I'm subbed to your channel and been watching your stuff for awhile, keep up the good work. Cheers!
There's too much for me to even highlight. It could almost be a B-Side to MJ's "Thriller". The wordplay, chef's kiss! The Wesley Snipes analogy was too perfect. I immediately thought of Rick James and his nickname for Eddie and Charlie Murphy: The Darkness Brothers.
I remember going out tricker treating way back when i was a teenager, "Count Blackula" good times. Fake afro, I'm black, dressed as Dracula. I don't know if we could get away things like that nowadays 😕
Wow, this is incredible. I remember my grandparents playing this on their record player when I would visit them growing up in the 80s and it forever stuck in my memory. I have been looking for this song for decades - thank you for bringing it back to life! P.S. My grandparents said the live shows were off the hook
In a alternate dimension, this comic sits among the likes of Infinty War, Killing Joke, ASSM, and Days of Futures Past as one of the most important comics ever made.
I been listening to funk like this since conception. That mix of funky horror where the funk always outweighs the horror type groove; Jimmy Castor’s Big Bertha Butt & Darth Vader Johnny “Guitar” Watson’s Funkula Slave’s - Slide Brother’s Johnson - The Devil Even mutha-funkin’ “Thriller”. Superhand vs. Blacula is the baddest Horror Funk I have ever heard. It makes everybody wanna git their flyest duds n’ smack the demons out their lives. This be the baddest cut; im gonna be playin it at Christmas Dinner and the 4th of July. N’ Valentines Day too, wit my backwards talkin’ bitch. Great Job on the song my Brutha!!!
"She was talking backwards instead of backtalking" 🔥🔥🔥🔥
It hits different 😂
🧛♀️✋🏿
Then the guitar riff right after hahahaah kino so kino
The smoke alarm beeping on Blacula castle is just gold.
That line fucking killed me
Before you hunt vampires, make sure you bring your talismans of holy power. A wooden stake, cloves of garlic, silver cross, and 9V battery.
@@mumpor4057 oh lol!
Slaps like a speeding bullet, more powerful then dynamite, able to cross a city block in a single strut. The infant of Compton is now the Pimp of Steel: Super Hand!
U r family...........................shyitthat
Don't forget being able to jump over a police precinct in a single leap.
The PimpVerse Expanded Universe... expands....
"Super hand smashed the roof to burn him with light, but he was too black to burn, like Wesley Snipes".
This line goes so hard. I love the Blade movies.
He was gold in Deadpool and Wolverine too, playing up his fake feud with Ryan Reynolds for laughs as much as he could
“‘Come out that casket and get yo ass kicked!’ Just then, Blacula came out the bathroom. He held up a job application like a cross; it stunned them both, but quickly wore off!”
… my half-black ass was rolling at that sh¡t!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Call me Smackula" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Super hand is my favorite superhero!
finally a superhero that represents us and we can relate to!
"Just follow the sound of the smoke alarm beeps"
Amazing
When a Brother from the 80's enters castlevania
So a Brother from when Castlevania first dropped.
If Simon Belmont was black
70s. But still. Yeah
Simon Blackmont
Castlevania: Funk of The Wicked
Seriously no one is talking about how great that guitar solo is? Quality content HardArchiveVinyl
Cheers!
"Call me smackula!" the moment Blacula realizes he fucked up.
The new Blade movie slaps.
All I can imagine is people roller skating to this and loving it
"Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you about a true American hero: Super Hand! He's the coolest, the flyest-nobody does it better! And folks, you won't believe this, but he was bitten by a radioactive pimp. Can you imagine? A pimp with superpowers! Tremendous!
Now, we’ve got a little situation on our hands with this character Blacula. What a name, right? Sounds like he’s trying to be all scary, but let me tell you, Super Hand is going to take him down-big league! I mean, this guy's never even changed the batteries in his smoke alarm! Can you believe it? That's not just bad housekeeping; it’s a total disaster!
Super Hand has got the moves, the style, and the brains to follow that beeping straight to Blacula’s castle. This is a guy who doesn’t take no for an answer-trust me, folks, he’s going to swoop in and teach Blacula a lesson he won’t forget. It’s going to be a tremendous showdown! Blacula won’t stand a chance against the hand that’s super!
Mark my words, when it’s all said and done, Super Hand will be the one holding the crown. It’s going to be beautiful! We're talking about a victory for the ages, folks-so stay tuned! Super Hand is coming, and Blacula? He’s going to wish he never crossed paths with the coolest superhero in town! Let’s make vampire-hunting great again!"
Donald Trump regarding the showdown between Super Hand and Blacula, per ChatGPT
Shame they took significant amounts of racism out of the chat bots; the DT Bot won't be as believable that way 👻🪦🧛🏾♂️⚰️
This song makes me want to grab my cape and join the hunt!
Pimp Eastwood is: “The Pimp With No Name” (1966)
Media: AI is ruining art
Hard Archive: "A pimp named Super Hand"
Me: sniff sniff "I have never been so moved"
Ain't no supernatural entity knocking up Super Hand's merchandise without getting smacked.
We got a shared cinematic universe on our hands here. Superhand is one bad MotherFucker ❤
As a Romanian (aka birthplace of Blacula) this shit is awesome. Happy Halloween.
0:57 DUDE THAT GOT ME SPITTING MY DRINK OUT lmaooooooo
The Lore expands!
Now we need a song about Blackula.
i never thought that was the reason Blade doesn't burn
OP is trying to cross all the lines he can.
The crossover we didn't know we legit needed
I also love the Vampire Hunter D shout out at 2:42 😂
damn this shit is funky as hell
i almost spit my coffee out when he said follow the smoke alarm beeps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have listened to this at least 40 times since release
I was skating backwards to show off to denise jackson, to this song, in 1982!
Finally a realistic superhero
Super-Hand...he is the hero we need, but don't deserve.
I have gotten a handful of comments on my videos about Superhand and decided I had to look into it. Great job! Love it.
@@ForgottenGrooves
Yeah I saw that a few days ago, people are speculating Sweetback Willie is secretly Super Hand.
Thanks for checking my stuff out, I'm subbed to your channel and been watching your stuff for awhile, keep up the good work.
Cheers!
@HardArchiveVinyl Thanks so much! You as well!
I see Superhand knows to feed his Ceiling bird...
A superhero to look up to!
There's too much for me to even highlight. It could almost be a B-Side to MJ's "Thriller". The wordplay, chef's kiss! The Wesley Snipes analogy was too perfect. I immediately thought of Rick James and his nickname for Eddie and Charlie Murphy: The Darkness Brothers.
The Boondocks line about the job application has me week 😂🤣😂
Rhymes and lyrics in this one are a notch above everything else I heard up until now from Hard Archive!
Man Konami really took a new direction with the DEI initiatives
I lost it at Smackula
Been waiting on another funk hit to add to my daily hard archive Spotify Playlist. Been a drought out chea!
The funkiest Halloween ballad of our age by far! Keep these fire Super Hand jams coming🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is to dope ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ been jamming out
Shit's so funky my backbone slipped. CALL THE CHIROPRACTOR
If this isn't playing at the next Playa's Ball, we riot.
Always follow the smoke alarm beeps
I remember going out tricker treating way back when i was a teenager, "Count Blackula" good times. Fake afro, I'm black, dressed as Dracula. I don't know if we could get away things like that nowadays 😕
Hard Archive is my favorite musician
Cheers Jesse!
need more of super hand! he is a legend in my town
Like one comment said, it was first the H.O.E. Syndicate, now it is BLACULA!
God, I love the artwork, go bad ass Super Hand shit yah...
Super Hand ain't got time to deal with Blacula!
This is my new favourite song!!!
Super Hand and the PIMP Brotherhood will return in "THE I.R.S. (IN/E)VASION" chapter 1!
0:41 take me down to spatula city
Wow, this is incredible. I remember my grandparents playing this on their record player when I would visit them growing up in the 80s and it forever stuck in my memory. I have been looking for this song for decades - thank you for bringing it back to life! P.S. My grandparents said the live shows were off the hook
This was awesome this is def one of my favorite ones so far
The view counter is broken, unless its just counting the times ive listened to this.
Cheers!
Pro tip: set the notifications bell to "All" to get these when they drop.
One of the extremely few Bells I've struck.
The legend of Super Hand grows.
Damn good art work....Song funkier than Blacula's Toe Jam.🔥🔥🔥
Oh shit yea I'm cryin' over here. 😂
You made being stoned more fun 😂 🌶️💃
In a alternate dimension, this comic sits among the likes of Infinty War, Killing Joke, ASSM, and Days of Futures Past as one of the most important comics ever made.
Great song to get ready for Halloween!
1:42 is best funniest part of this song for me
It was such a fun arc in the comics, shame it only lasted for Halloween. At least they had the balls to make it canon tho, that was based
Superhand cannot be beat, for his slap puts down any bitch that fronts him.
Now we need super Hand and blade to come together and whoop some ass
I love your music man
Much appreciated
Cheers!
Shit, this was good.
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Tasty Licks Approved!
0:18 Would make the sickest poster. Can you dig it?
The things I didn't even realize I needed in my life.
This was a Soul Train classic
Nice love the Visuals.
We need MORE Super Hand, WHAT OTHER HIDDEN TRACKS EXIST OF HIS TRAVELS?!?
This is the hardest hit in the whole Hard Archive
If only the late, great William Marshall was here with us to listen to this!
This pressure here
Dude ❤
Try to do a foul mouth rant with blade blood rave from 1998, nigga you will pierce
The Legend of Super Hand continues 😅
Super Hand is definitely a role model!!!
Oh Shit Yeah!!!
I been listening to funk like this since conception. That mix of funky horror where the funk always outweighs the horror type groove;
Jimmy Castor’s Big Bertha Butt & Darth Vader
Johnny “Guitar” Watson’s Funkula
Slave’s - Slide
Brother’s Johnson - The Devil
Even mutha-funkin’ “Thriller”.
Superhand vs. Blacula is the baddest Horror Funk I have ever heard.
It makes everybody wanna git their flyest duds n’ smack the demons out their lives.
This be the baddest cut; im gonna be playin it at Christmas Dinner and the 4th of July.
N’ Valentines Day too, wit my backwards talkin’ bitch.
Great Job on the song my Brutha!!!
Cheers!
Please make this into an animated video. The pictures are already amazing. So is the jam. Keep it up please.
When are we getting an ai generated cartoon episode starring Super Hand and his super pimp friends?
That first cover goes crazy.
I'm a d&d player and I have my favorite character is actually a vampire hunter so this song hits extra hard
Move over "Monster Mash", this is the new Halloween anthem!🦇
Welcome to Pimpsylvania!!! Talk back get smacked!!! Super Hand style!!!😎
LET'S BOOGIE! (*Pulls out the Holy Hand Crossbow of Saint Pimpculus*)
Aw HELL yeah!
William Marshall would approve of this.
SMACKULA!!!! xD xD xD
Hit that like button, you jive turkey!
SUPERHAND! HEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S BAAAAAAAAACK!
Just in time for this Halloween, been waiting for a reprint of Super Hand’s Hoe House of Horrors series.
Hell yeah.
This song was covered by The Ceiling Birds. So beepin' good!
Well, this is something. Soul. All this month, is the channel going to play Halloween songs?
No, just doing a few Halloween songs for fun.
Cheers!
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, F you, it’s Superhand!