Slaps like a speeding bullet, more powerful then dynamite, able to cross a city block in a single strut. The infant of Compton is now the Pimp of Steel: Super Hand!
"Super hand smashed the roof to burn him with light, but he was too black to burn, like Wesley Snipes". This line goes so hard. I love the Blade movies.
"Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you about a true American hero: Super Hand! He's the coolest, the flyest-nobody does it better! And folks, you won't believe this, but he was bitten by a radioactive pimp. Can you imagine? A pimp with superpowers! Tremendous! Now, we’ve got a little situation on our hands with this character Blacula. What a name, right? Sounds like he’s trying to be all scary, but let me tell you, Super Hand is going to take him down-big league! I mean, this guy's never even changed the batteries in his smoke alarm! Can you believe it? That's not just bad housekeeping; it’s a total disaster! Super Hand has got the moves, the style, and the brains to follow that beeping straight to Blacula’s castle. This is a guy who doesn’t take no for an answer-trust me, folks, he’s going to swoop in and teach Blacula a lesson he won’t forget. It’s going to be a tremendous showdown! Blacula won’t stand a chance against the hand that’s super! Mark my words, when it’s all said and done, Super Hand will be the one holding the crown. It’s going to be beautiful! We're talking about a victory for the ages, folks-so stay tuned! Super Hand is coming, and Blacula? He’s going to wish he never crossed paths with the coolest superhero in town! Let’s make vampire-hunting great again!" Donald Trump regarding the showdown between Super Hand and Blacula, per ChatGPT
“‘Come out that casket and get yo ass kicked!’ Just then, Blacula came out the bathroom. He held up a job application like a cross; it stunned them both, but quickly wore off!” … my half-black ass was rolling at that sh¡t!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
There's too much for me to even highlight. It could almost be a B-Side to MJ's "Thriller". The wordplay, chef's kiss! The Wesley Snipes analogy was too perfect. I immediately thought of Rick James and his nickname for Eddie and Charlie Murphy: The Darkness Brothers.
@@ForgottenGrooves Yeah I saw that a few days ago, people are speculating Sweetback Willie is secretly Super Hand. Thanks for checking my stuff out, I'm subbed to your channel and been watching your stuff for awhile, keep up the good work. Cheers!
Wow, this is incredible. I remember my grandparents playing this on their record player when I would visit them growing up in the 80s and it forever stuck in my memory. I have been looking for this song for decades - thank you for bringing it back to life! P.S. My grandparents said the live shows were off the hook
I remember going out tricker treating way back when i was a teenager, "Count Blackula" good times. Fake afro, I'm black, dressed as Dracula. I don't know if we could get away things like that nowadays 😕
In a alternate dimension, this comic sits among the likes of Infinty War, Killing Joke, ASSM, and Days of Futures Past as one of the most important comics ever made.
The Wesley Snipes reference only really works if the song is from 1986, when Wesley first started acting and also same year he played a pimp in Miami Vice. If its a reference to his role in Blade, that's from 1998.
I been listening to funk like this since conception. That mix of funky horror where the funk always outweighs the horror type groove; Jimmy Castor’s Big Bertha Butt & Darth Vader Johnny “Guitar” Watson’s Funkula Slave’s - Slide Brother’s Johnson - The Devil Even mutha-funkin’ “Thriller”. Superhand vs. Blacula is the baddest Horror Funk I have ever heard. It makes everybody wanna git their flyest duds n’ smack the demons out their lives. This be the baddest cut; im gonna be playin it at Christmas Dinner and the 4th of July. N’ Valentines Day too, wit my backwards talkin’ bitch. Great Job on the song my Brutha!!!
"She was talking backwards instead of backtalking" 🔥🔥🔥🔥
It hits different 😂
🧛♀️✋🏿
Then the guitar riff right after hahahaah kino so kino
It's good to know Super Hand remains undefeated.😅
The smoke alarm beeping on Blacula castle is just gold.
That line fucking killed me
Before you hunt vampires, make sure you bring your talismans of holy power. A wooden stake, cloves of garlic, silver cross, and 9V battery.
@@mumpor4057 oh lol!
Slaps like a speeding bullet, more powerful then dynamite, able to cross a city block in a single strut. The infant of Compton is now the Pimp of Steel: Super Hand!
U r family...........................shyitthat
Don't forget being able to jump over a police precinct in a single leap.
When a Brother from the 80's enters castlevania
So a Brother from when Castlevania first dropped.
If Simon Belmont was black
70s. But still. Yeah
Simon Blackmont
Castlevania: Funk of The Wicked
"Super hand smashed the roof to burn him with light, but he was too black to burn, like Wesley Snipes".
This line goes so hard. I love the Blade movies.
He was gold in Deadpool and Wolverine too, playing up his fake feud with Ryan Reynolds for laughs as much as he could
The PimpVerse Expanded Universe... expands....
Media: AI is ruining art
Hard Archive: "A pimp named Super Hand"
Me: sniff sniff "I have never been so moved"
Super hand is my favorite superhero!
finally a superhero that represents us and we can relate to!
"Call me Smackula" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
"Just follow the sound of the smoke alarm beeps"
Amazing
The new Blade movie slaps.
"Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you about a true American hero: Super Hand! He's the coolest, the flyest-nobody does it better! And folks, you won't believe this, but he was bitten by a radioactive pimp. Can you imagine? A pimp with superpowers! Tremendous!
Now, we’ve got a little situation on our hands with this character Blacula. What a name, right? Sounds like he’s trying to be all scary, but let me tell you, Super Hand is going to take him down-big league! I mean, this guy's never even changed the batteries in his smoke alarm! Can you believe it? That's not just bad housekeeping; it’s a total disaster!
Super Hand has got the moves, the style, and the brains to follow that beeping straight to Blacula’s castle. This is a guy who doesn’t take no for an answer-trust me, folks, he’s going to swoop in and teach Blacula a lesson he won’t forget. It’s going to be a tremendous showdown! Blacula won’t stand a chance against the hand that’s super!
Mark my words, when it’s all said and done, Super Hand will be the one holding the crown. It’s going to be beautiful! We're talking about a victory for the ages, folks-so stay tuned! Super Hand is coming, and Blacula? He’s going to wish he never crossed paths with the coolest superhero in town! Let’s make vampire-hunting great again!"
Donald Trump regarding the showdown between Super Hand and Blacula, per ChatGPT
Shame they took significant amounts of racism out of the chat bots; the DT Bot won't be as believable that way 👻🪦🧛🏾♂️⚰️
“‘Come out that casket and get yo ass kicked!’ Just then, Blacula came out the bathroom. He held up a job application like a cross; it stunned them both, but quickly wore off!”
… my half-black ass was rolling at that sh¡t!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
All I can imagine is people roller skating to this and loving it
I’d buy this as a full length comic
Super-Hand...he is the hero we need, but don't deserve.
Ain't no supernatural entity knocking up Super Hand's merchandise without getting smacked.
We got a shared cinematic universe on our hands here. Superhand is one bad MotherFucker ❤
Pimp Eastwood is: “The Pimp With No Name” (1966)
I also love the Vampire Hunter D shout out at 2:42 😂
Oh shit.... good catch
Finally a realistic superhero
The Lore expands!
Now we need a song about Blackula.
I have listened to this at least 40 times since release
As a Romanian (aka birthplace of Blacula) this shit is awesome. Happy Halloween.
Seriously no one is talking about how great that guitar solo is? Quality content HardArchiveVinyl
Cheers!
0:57 DUDE THAT GOT ME SPITTING MY DRINK OUT lmaooooooo
If this isn't playing at the next Playa's Ball, we riot.
This song makes me want to grab my cape and join the hunt!
The crossover we didn't know we legit needed
i never thought that was the reason Blade doesn't burn
OP is trying to cross all the lines he can.
damn this shit is funky as hell
i almost spit my coffee out when he said follow the smoke alarm beeps 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man Konami really took a new direction with the DEI initiatives
I lost it at Smackula
I see Superhand knows to feed his Ceiling bird...
A superhero to look up to!
I was skating backwards to show off to denise jackson, to this song, in 1982!
There's too much for me to even highlight. It could almost be a B-Side to MJ's "Thriller". The wordplay, chef's kiss! The Wesley Snipes analogy was too perfect. I immediately thought of Rick James and his nickname for Eddie and Charlie Murphy: The Darkness Brothers.
The Boondocks line about the job application has me week 😂🤣😂
Always follow the smoke alarm beeps
Hard Archive is my favorite musician
Cheers Jesse!
Great vocals! Great funk!
Been waiting on another funk hit to add to my daily hard archive Spotify Playlist. Been a drought out chea!
1:42 is best funniest part of this song for me
The funkiest Halloween ballad of our age by far! Keep these fire Super Hand jams coming🔥🔥🔥🔥
I have gotten a handful of comments on my videos about Superhand and decided I had to look into it. Great job! Love it.
@@ForgottenGrooves
Yeah I saw that a few days ago, people are speculating Sweetback Willie is secretly Super Hand.
Thanks for checking my stuff out, I'm subbed to your channel and been watching your stuff for awhile, keep up the good work.
Cheers!
@HardArchiveVinyl Thanks so much! You as well!
"Call me smackula!" the moment Blacula realizes he fucked up.
The castle is where Blacula sleeps
Just follow the sound of the smoke alarm beeps
OH NOOOO 🤣🤣😭😭 Hard archive doesn't miss a beat
Cheers!
This was awesome this is def one of my favorite ones so far
Like one comment said, it was first the H.O.E. Syndicate, now it is BLACULA!
This is to dope ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ been jamming out
Rhymes and lyrics in this one are a notch above everything else I heard up until now from Hard Archive!
Wow, this is incredible. I remember my grandparents playing this on their record player when I would visit them growing up in the 80s and it forever stuck in my memory. I have been looking for this song for decades - thank you for bringing it back to life! P.S. My grandparents said the live shows were off the hook
Pro tip: set the notifications bell to "All" to get these when they drop.
One of the extremely few Bells I've struck.
Shit's so funky my backbone slipped. CALL THE CHIROPRACTOR
Super Hand ain't got time to deal with Blacula!
I remember going out tricker treating way back when i was a teenager, "Count Blackula" good times. Fake afro, I'm black, dressed as Dracula. I don't know if we could get away things like that nowadays 😕
0:41 take me down to spatula city
I love your music man
Much appreciated
Cheers!
Nice love the Visuals.
This was a Soul Train classic
need more of super hand! he is a legend in my town
Smoke alarm beeps 😂
The legend of Super Hand grows.
God, I love the artwork, go bad ass Super Hand shit yah...
This is my new favourite song!!!
Damn good art work....Song funkier than Blacula's Toe Jam.🔥🔥🔥
The view counter is broken, unless its just counting the times ive listened to this.
Cheers!
Please make this into an animated video. The pictures are already amazing. So is the jam. Keep it up please.
We need MORE Super Hand, WHAT OTHER HIDDEN TRACKS EXIST OF HIS TRAVELS?!?
Super Hand and the PIMP Brotherhood will return in "THE I.R.S. (IN/E)VASION" chapter 1!
If only the late, great William Marshall was here with us to listen to this!
It was such a fun arc in the comics, shame it only lasted for Halloween. At least they had the balls to make it canon tho, that was based
In a alternate dimension, this comic sits among the likes of Infinty War, Killing Joke, ASSM, and Days of Futures Past as one of the most important comics ever made.
The things I didn't even realize I needed in my life.
1:48 Yo... SuperHand is built like a damn Rockwall, i can DEFINITELY see him being "one badass muthaf*c*a." 🤣🤣🤣
0:18 Would make the sickest poster. Can you dig it?
SMACKULA!!!! xD xD xD
Super Hand is definitely a role model!!!
This is the hardest hit in the whole Hard Archive
SUPERHAND! HEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S BAAAAAAAAACK!
Superhand cannot be beat, for his slap puts down any bitch that fronts him.
Tasty Licks Approved!
Great song to get ready for Halloween!
Shit, this was good.
Dude ❤
Try to do a foul mouth rant with blade blood rave from 1998, nigga you will pierce
The Wesley Snipes reference only really works if the song is from 1986, when Wesley first started acting and also same year he played a pimp in Miami Vice. If its a reference to his role in Blade, that's from 1998.
That first cover goes crazy.
The Legend of Super Hand continues 😅
Oh Shit Yeah!!!
I been listening to funk like this since conception. That mix of funky horror where the funk always outweighs the horror type groove;
Jimmy Castor’s Big Bertha Butt & Darth Vader
Johnny “Guitar” Watson’s Funkula
Slave’s - Slide
Brother’s Johnson - The Devil
Even mutha-funkin’ “Thriller”.
Superhand vs. Blacula is the baddest Horror Funk I have ever heard.
It makes everybody wanna git their flyest duds n’ smack the demons out their lives.
This be the baddest cut; im gonna be playin it at Christmas Dinner and the 4th of July.
N’ Valentines Day too, wit my backwards talkin’ bitch.
Great Job on the song my Brutha!!!
Cheers!
This song was covered by The Ceiling Birds. So beepin' good!
Now we need super Hand and blade to come together and whoop some ass
Aw HELL yeah!
When are we getting an ai generated cartoon episode starring Super Hand and his super pimp friends?
Hell yeah.
🔥🔥🔥🔥
This slaps harder than Ike Turner
Could Black Dynamite beat Superhand?
I'm not sure bro. Damn good question though...🤯
GOTDAMN 💚💜
Welcome to Pimpsylvania!!! Talk back get smacked!!! Super Hand style!!!😎
We need a superhand comic series