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Waking up at the crack of noon to cook up hilarious tunes.
Lean back with your favorite beverage and enjoy this classic collection of rare nostalgic vinyl hits.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY
Cheers!
Lean back with your favorite beverage and enjoy this classic collection of rare nostalgic vinyl hits.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY
Cheers!
Dance B*tch (2028)
#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #futurebass #futurebassmusic #bassmusic
Rare cover version of "Dance B*tch" by future crimes robot prison gaurd DJ Mr. Wigglesworth 17 Pro Max. This MP3.5 file was sent to my inbox along with several digital print sports almanacs from 2028. The email said this song made a huge comeback after the 2024 Summer Olympics disaster which led to break-dancing being outlawed in over 100 countries throughout the world. After all the break-dancers were rounded up and put in camps / prisons where they could no longer hurt anyone with their embarrassing dance moves, Mr. Wigglesworth remixed this classic 70s funk hit to play during his prison guard DJ sets.
Lyrics
You don't like my style
You don't like my taste
I will put my fist
In your f*cking face
Shut the f*ck up b*tch
Listen to the bass
Got that funky sh*t
Make you run in place
Better dance f*cker
Do the robot bitch
Feel the f*cking bass
Feel my f*cking fist
Dance b*tch (dance!) dance
Dance you stupid b*tch (dance!)
Dance b*tch (yeah!) dance
Like an idiot
Dance b*tch (dance!) dance
Dance you stupid b*tch (dance!)
Dance b*tch (yeah!) dance
Like an idiot
You don't like my style
You don't like my taste
I will stick my d*ck
In your f*cking face
Shut the f*ck up b*tch
I'm the ace of bass
Got that funky sh*t
Make you up the pace
Better dance f*cker
Do the robot b*tch
Feel the f*cking bass
Feel my f*cking fist
Go go go go
B*tch go full r*tard
Go go go go
She went full r*tard
Dance you stupid b*tch
Dance
Rare cover version of "Dance B*tch" by future crimes robot prison gaurd DJ Mr. Wigglesworth 17 Pro Max. This MP3.5 file was sent to my inbox along with several digital print sports almanacs from 2028. The email said this song made a huge comeback after the 2024 Summer Olympics disaster which led to break-dancing being outlawed in over 100 countries throughout the world. After all the break-dancers were rounded up and put in camps / prisons where they could no longer hurt anyone with their embarrassing dance moves, Mr. Wigglesworth remixed this classic 70s funk hit to play during his prison guard DJ sets.
Lyrics
You don't like my style
You don't like my taste
I will put my fist
In your f*cking face
Shut the f*ck up b*tch
Listen to the bass
Got that funky sh*t
Make you run in place
Better dance f*cker
Do the robot bitch
Feel the f*cking bass
Feel my f*cking fist
Dance b*tch (dance!) dance
Dance you stupid b*tch (dance!)
Dance b*tch (yeah!) dance
Like an idiot
Dance b*tch (dance!) dance
Dance you stupid b*tch (dance!)
Dance b*tch (yeah!) dance
Like an idiot
You don't like my style
You don't like my taste
I will stick my d*ck
In your f*cking face
Shut the f*ck up b*tch
I'm the ace of bass
Got that funky sh*t
Make you up the pace
Better dance f*cker
Do the robot b*tch
Feel the f*cking bass
Feel my f*cking fist
Go go go go
B*tch go full r*tard
Go go go go
She went full r*tard
Dance you stupid b*tch
Dance
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B*tch Slap (1969)
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Snitches Get B*TCHES (1972)
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#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #70sfunk Obscure funk single by Robert Plant and Fed Zeppelin. Robert wrote this song about the newly established United States Federal Witness Protection Program in 1971. The program was still new and the official rules of the government program were vague at best. Robert recalls an account of o...
Coexist With My Fist (1973)
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You're One Dumb Mother F***er (1983)
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Pimp Olympics (1996) Atomic Wax X Hard Archive
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You're Gay (1975)
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#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #70sfunk Just wanted to tell you.
Bricked Up (1972)
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#classicvinyl #strictlyvinyl #vinyl #vinylrip #nostalgia #music #obscurerecords #obscurevinyl #funk #70sfunk This single by Tim "Ladies Man" Fields is a 70s Funk cover version of Skeeter "Must Skeet" Pete's hit soul single from 1967. Lyrics [Verse 1] I think of you when I hear this song Wondering about what you got on I thought our love was in the past But I just can't resist that a [Chorus] Yo...
This is how we do it in the shire
I play these songs randomly at my cannabis shop, you should see the looks when people think these are real songs, stoners are the best entertainment 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I'd love to see a video of that 🤣 Cheers!
This reminds me of a song called "Save a Vegetable, Kill a Hippie". It would be funny if this were inspired by that, but probably not, it's not a well known song, I can't even think of the band's name right now, lol
well, she didn't want to, so they had to find some creative solution. what about it?!
Robo 5o is da shit
Mj dad sang that to the all family. The rest is history
1:24 Bro summoned his stand
i can't 😂 could you imagine if this was released today ong they would set a city ablaze to cancel them 😂
The Brave New World I've been waiting for! F*ck flying cars.
Why is he pimping out a male dj?
@@iggymcgeek730 He's slapping him out of the way so he can play these tunes. Cheers!
Play this for Obama
Cool listen to it remid me of NYC
TGIF
Everybody slap now!
I've listened to all your songs and I definitely think this is one of the best. Not only is it fun, it's also catchy as hell. Together with the AI comics in the video it builds a world, which Marvel or DC would never dared enter, about the baddest motherfucker around
@@nian89 Many more to come, these ones take a bit longer to write though. Glad you dig it Cheers!
"DJ Mr. Wigglesworth 17 Pro Max" is a wild name, when was the release date?
@@Protoapex 2028 Cheers!
Man, this is great!
This sounds like something that you'd hear while running people over in Cyberpunk 2077
This is AI generated too? 😮
I really wana record a DJ mix with these tracks, is it possible? 🙏🏼
@@AeroplaneDope Absolutely, go for it Cheers!
These AI creations are hilarious 😂!
Dam this jam says it all😅😅
God Bless Richard Jewell but if Eric Rudolph tried that bullshit at the Pimp Olympics, those F*ckers would be on him like they was Jesse Owens with a B*tch addiction.
Kool-Aid Man approves
I can't deny the catchiness. But I hate modernity. I hate living in the time of destruction
I agree, I feel it's better to create than destroy
Hell yeah would make a good entrance to an old school sit con😅😅😅
This one was killing it at the sock hop back when i was a kid.
38:08 Most Powerful Song Evah Bombaclat...😎🧇🧇🧇🏠🏡🏠
Raygun's mom topped me off at the neighborhood freaknik of '73 while this song was booming... Better times.
"She went full retard"-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fvckin'-A. I love this sh1t.
MILKERS! 😊
A surprising feminist classic from the late 70's.
Do the Robot, B*tch!
oh my gosh this slaps so hard what the hell !??
I lost my anal virginity to this in 93
hahahaha
This is what AI was meant for. Not replacing artists... but making wild shit like a song about the Kool-Aid Man doing drugs, breaking into your house, and pouring Kool-Aid on your kids 😂.
Atomic Wax's version won this round. Good game tho
I just now got it. Hard Archive.. "Hard R" Kive. Nice. ..Kiver? Guess I gotta punch myself.
Epic
Dead or alive you’re dancing with me…
Beat me to it.
Man, this is something. So fresh. Much better than the original. Got Robocop in this. Making the prisoners dance. Great.
I was hoping for an ai robocop as the singer. This is alright I guess.
Most pop "singers" sound like robots, I prefer this
Come quietly or there will be (pause) trouble
LMAOOO can't believe you got away with that ending. Cheers!
@@Morocco_Mo There's also an 80s funk version th-cam.com/video/gLap2fvC6dI/w-d-xo.htmlsi=gCLe4b8v_bCwVRRA Cheers!
@HardArchiveVinyl Imma be real, this is the better version. Good try on the other one, though, but it's still not bad tbh.
Oh yeah. I'm gonna have this played at the local ballroom. This is a nice slow, nightclub 2-step dance. Absolutely beautiful.
Reminds me of the time I saw a one-legged break dancer with 3 arms