Unwritten Black People Rules

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  • @hawibedane599
    @hawibedane599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Some of the things he said are the same even in africa. I guess we black people are the every where

  • @misspiggy3660
    @misspiggy3660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 "if I say 4 and you show up at 4, I might not be home..Or you might catch me sweeping"
    It's a blessing or curse to be late.

    • @helloteetee99
      @helloteetee99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right! You don’t wanna show up too late tho…because everyone will take the food! Show up early, you just might be helping them set the tables 😭

  • @kevikimble1311
    @kevikimble1311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    In my house it was, "If I cook, I ain't doing no dishes. "

    • @cdstokes
      @cdstokes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wait.... if this isn't a thing i have been lied to my whole life.

    • @misspretty2861
      @misspretty2861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      damn right...i say the same thing now

  • @robynevans4065
    @robynevans4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    He's on point

  • @livsnation1169
    @livsnation1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Thought he would have spaghetti in the country crock butter😂😂

    • @GreatPharaohImara
      @GreatPharaohImara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too😂😂💯💀

    • @luvbig41
      @luvbig41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL@ Country Crock Butter.........I'll be damned if that wasn't additional tupperware at our house. Memories.

    • @lbedwin25
      @lbedwin25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here 😅

    • @tia4057
      @tia4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luvbig41 still is

    • @tia4057
      @tia4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Left over spaghetti in the country crock is the best

  • @valej9387
    @valej9387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    ... I'm latina, and the first 4 apply to me too. 😂 Along with a couple others.... But I don't do kool-aid. We do "aguas" (waters) that... Well, are sweet and flavored and not clear.... I guess if the base is water, it counts as water. Wait.... Mexicans, does kool-aid count as un tipo de agua?? 🤔 It follows the logic and I'm now questioning everything.

  • @AC-ro6ib
    @AC-ro6ib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The peach cobbler rule also applies to birthday cakes. I've actually seen two people argue over the corner piece of a birthday cake.

  • @SirRWG
    @SirRWG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I feel like blacks and Asian people (i dunno about chinese or japanese) but at least pakistani/ indians are VERY similar. 90% of these rules are exactly the same for us lmao, related to almost everything, instead of lying down tho we just dash paracetamol if you if you got an issue....

  • @tiffanyjohnson172
    @tiffanyjohnson172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Lol! Go lay down is so true.

  • @Otto8845
    @Otto8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The four corner slice for old people rule is so stupid, NO DISRESPECT, Mr. Fredericks.

    • @ashleyallen8094
      @ashleyallen8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Otto Sean Christopher Mastuh OSCG 8845 Grimsley PLEASE take the corners!! I only eat the middle of all my foods: cobbler, Mac and cheese, banana pudding, dressing. You name it, I want the center cut

    • @Otto8845
      @Otto8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ashleyallen8094 😆😆😆😆😆😆 You're really hilarious in a good way.

  • @karenearle5507
    @karenearle5507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    But the cooking grease... 'I don't want that light cooking grease, that grease has to be as black as the grease in the ocean' 😂😂

  • @ajstacks41510
    @ajstacks41510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Exactly don't touch my juice and I'm definitely not eating in a kitchen I've never seen.

  • @tia4057
    @tia4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The BBQ going on all night. If you show up at my house on time, you childish.

    • @ajq4389
      @ajq4389 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not childish?!🤣

  • @MrCeilingFanMan1999
    @MrCeilingFanMan1999 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:27 That’s one of the parents slickest ways of saying “I’m not finna sit up in no hospital all f***ing day“

  • @JustGwen05
    @JustGwen05 ปีที่แล้ว

    We don’t like to waste nuthin!! 😂😂😂 I remember seeing this vid when it was first posted. Thanks for re-sharing!

  • @alexandertrossen5561
    @alexandertrossen5561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This guy is comical! Dig your content

  • @switchunboxing
    @switchunboxing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "you may have cats. im not hungry" lol

  • @lilmase1467
    @lilmase1467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Stomach hurt drink some ginger ale and go lay down lol

    • @kathyhouston9428
      @kathyhouston9428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gurl, you so funny. Ginger Ale or 7up and go lay down. Followed by you shouldn't have been doing...
      😁😉☺Blessings🙏⛪🔯

  • @Hardlythere
    @Hardlythere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Y’all do the 7 up thing too (Mexican)? 😂 it has to be warm tho

  • @honeyyyyos9786
    @honeyyyyos9786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Not sprite, it’s ginger ale 🙄

    • @arialnazar4777
      @arialnazar4777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right?! Maybe this is a regional thing. Ginger ale and saltine crackers for an upset stomach

    • @africanislamicbeauty
      @africanislamicbeauty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sprite is acceptable when ginger ale is unavailable

    • @africanislamicbeauty
      @africanislamicbeauty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just sip it slow

    • @lashellemoxey9006
      @lashellemoxey9006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, it's tea for is in The Bahamas. Lol.

    • @Nprelaw
      @Nprelaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its both.

  • @MarcyJ2F
    @MarcyJ2F 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “If you show up at 4 I might not even be home.” So true 🤣

  • @aboelsofalabed1588
    @aboelsofalabed1588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You need to do stand up comedy

    • @serfansalot5646
      @serfansalot5646 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      aboelsof alabed
      Lmaooo 🙃

    • @lbedwin25
      @lbedwin25 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's sarcasm right?

  • @emayaych
    @emayaych 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If I’m at a friend/family members house, and all they got is new juice, I’m having a serious crisis of conscience just cause it ain’t my house. 😅 All I’m thinking is, “I can drink water, fine with me.”

  • @cosmicbodyguards4285
    @cosmicbodyguards4285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Dating a black man for the first time and we don’t understand one another very well. We keep coming back tho 🙂

    • @Nprelaw
      @Nprelaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh he’ll get tired of explaining himself soon enough lmao

    • @cosmicbodyguards4285
      @cosmicbodyguards4285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nprelaw girl I learned real quick how to keep up. Still goin at it. Still driving each other up the damn wall but still close to my Lord & not taking him from his purpose. That’s all that matters at the end of the day. It’s cool to see in hindsight how I’ve learned & he’s learned some.
      I love your comment tho. Cracked me up haha

    • @seangonzalez184
      @seangonzalez184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nprelaw sounds like you are hating bro

  • @balencihill
    @balencihill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's how funny accurate this shit is

  • @JustGwen05
    @JustGwen05 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cats - tender headed - go lay down - all ALL your food - GROWN FOLKS TABLE - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Magical_Trash
    @Magical_Trash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If my toast is black, I'm not eating it.... I give it to the crow gang

  • @irreconcilable1913
    @irreconcilable1913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm upset when people show up to my house early or exactly on time. Take your time lol.

  • @gamingninja_77
    @gamingninja_77 ปีที่แล้ว

    The kids not having drinks before food is so TRUE for me… even in my house! 😂

  • @victorstern6005
    @victorstern6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Barbeque?....nah bruh, cookout!!! Lol

    • @luvbig41
      @luvbig41 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea.....He must've had BBQs where he grew up........I know it as Cookout.

  • @hiphopman610
    @hiphopman610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    💯 facts!!!

  • @moniquebrown7437
    @moniquebrown7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I show up on time for some food😂

  • @jasiyah5470
    @jasiyah5470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How are ALL of these so true?

  • @Iamaperson972
    @Iamaperson972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm white and one time one of my black friends brushed my hair really hard. *they probably called me tender headed*

  • @autumnskai6383
    @autumnskai6383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    So accurate 😂😂😂

  • @JustGwen05
    @JustGwen05 ปีที่แล้ว

    PICTURE DAY!!!!! I luv y’all -

  • @kaptainkaboom
    @kaptainkaboom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    GO LAY DOWN!!! LOL

  • @celesteclement2790
    @celesteclement2790 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to be a tender-headed so I can totally relate to that when I think back seated on that chair for over two hours while my mama be torturing me with that hair of mine while she'd be screaming hold still 😭😂

  • @CrixusHeart
    @CrixusHeart 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    if forgotten the old theme song. I miss it

  • @one7-11
    @one7-11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man this fool is so funny but so right

  • @Goddessღ
    @Goddessღ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some of these rules are the same my family had growing up haha

  • @Saintjackoftrades
    @Saintjackoftrades 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    little people!?!? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Nina-tt1nv
    @Nina-tt1nv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I smelled the outside on my kids, It does exist 😂

  • @johncrandall5782
    @johncrandall5782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    COVID-19? Go lay down

  • @empressqi1722
    @empressqi1722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm a white european and a lot of it applies here😉 some are common sense

    • @Nprelaw
      @Nprelaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop it. We’re not the same and its okay.

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Nprelaw ....and it's also okay if there are some similarities between Africans and Europeans. We dont HAVE to be all different lmmfao.

  • @iThiink
    @iThiink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So I wasn't the only person who sat on the newspapers

  • @OrangeArdmore
    @OrangeArdmore หลายเดือนก่อน

    Only adults sit in the front seat of the car. Even when that child turns 30 years old and is riding in the car with her mother, grandmother, and aunties she WILL sit in the backseat. Periodt!

  • @ranjanbiswas3233
    @ranjanbiswas3233 ปีที่แล้ว

    The rule I grew up with is - When you visit another house, don't touch their food and don't you dare ask them for food... unless they bring some food for you. If they don't, starve and later decide to cut ties with them(which doesn't happen, they always bring some food).

  • @bpjog25
    @bpjog25 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why did my dumb ass think his poster said, "Rednecks living the dream" 😂😂

  • @lyndaslocs
    @lyndaslocs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What about, don't sit on someone else's bed.

  • @bashirazhari948
    @bashirazhari948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought my mom was weird
    But after this i learned that I'm the weird one

  • @bpjog25
    @bpjog25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If your daughter acts like that when you come get hair go to Amai Olive. Changed me and my daughters lives!

  • @Eboney784
    @Eboney784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Cookouts start on time at my house. You can com late all you want to. Better hope some food is left. & what do you mean y’all don’t discard the oil after one use????? 🤮 my family broke a lot of the rules lol

    • @cresswellchipman2533
      @cresswellchipman2533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly! You better come early to my barbecue or reception or might be hearing crickets while looking at dirty dishes when you finally reach!

    • @justinberg3616
      @justinberg3616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      U toss oil after one use? You do realise oil is made to be used atleast a few times right? Depends on how much youre cookingnin it that first use tho

    • @lbedwin25
      @lbedwin25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@justinberg3616 right, just run the oil through a strainer and its good. But dont mix it with the new oil

    • @tylerdavidson2400
      @tylerdavidson2400 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reusing cooking oil is an easy way to get cancer.

    • @justsomedangerbigfootwithweb
      @justsomedangerbigfootwithweb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tylerdavidson2400 Everything give you cancer nowadays.

  • @maryfisher6848
    @maryfisher6848 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Priceless

  • @aakeirahalls3694
    @aakeirahalls3694 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    But did he eat the toast tho😗😗

  • @vanhughes
    @vanhughes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know these rules live in poor peoples homes everywhere.

  • @alexandraframe6795
    @alexandraframe6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I do most of this shit and I’m white af lol. I’m cheap tho. I get pissed af when someone throws away (for example) a jug of mayo when there is still obviously enough left for like 2 more sanwiches!! And why don’t other people turn stuff upside down when it gets low so you can use ALL OF IT?!! Ppl throwing away money everyday in my house fucking asking me why I didn’t throw out the jar when it was empty. Bitch cuz it wasn’t empty yet!!! Lmao... but for real..

  • @davidr7346
    @davidr7346 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Young Kev!

  • @moniquebrown7437
    @moniquebrown7437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I 100% correct 😭😂

  • @casscass230
    @casscass230 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    He was sooo young and slim😅

  • @LexiK0688
    @LexiK0688 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You need to throw the grease after you cook fish because then everything is going to taste fishy. That's the rule

  • @shanirahrogers8709
    @shanirahrogers8709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know what i REALLY hate that other races do?? Touch my hair. Dont touch my hair. I know its nice. I know its curly... But dont touch my hair. Like isnt that an unwritten rule??

    • @highpriestessofmythal199
      @highpriestessofmythal199 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      PLEASE LET THIS NOT BE A RULE!
      I |Love| having my hair touched. When I have fresh braids put in 🤤 heaven. I’ve never had this reaction to people touching my hair... But then people ask me first 🤔

    • @shanirahrogers8709
      @shanirahrogers8709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@highpriestessofmythal199 Lol you're so lucky you get asked because I do not. Ughhh the amount of times people touch without asking

    • @highpriestessofmythal199
      @highpriestessofmythal199 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shanirahrogers8709 😢

  • @patrickmiller1834
    @patrickmiller1834 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Most of these rulers are true for me

  • @Ldm0320
    @Ldm0320 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Facts*

  • @vonnyb9052
    @vonnyb9052 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    TEAM NATURAL 🤣🤣

  • @mrzmcclendon1069
    @mrzmcclendon1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂

  • @happikeyz5812
    @happikeyz5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    😆😆😆😆😅😅 Kev