Black Church Phrases
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ส.ค. 2024
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"First giving honor to God who's the head of my life..." lol
mannnn yess bol
Lmao yessssss......
...pastor, ministers on the rostrum, deacons, trustees, members AND friends. I'd like to thank the Lord for waking me up this morning and starting me on my way. I got food on my table and clothes on my back. (Insert personal testimony if any) Conclusion: If you know the words of prayer, please pray my strent (sic) in the Lord.
Pumpkin McQueen I thought about my grandma! 😂
You Know it's about to go down with a praise break :)
Ain't no party like a Holy Ghost party cause a Holy Ghost party won't stop! Whaaaaatt! 😂🏃💨👌
It actually a song lol
When I tell you, it does not matter what part of the country you live in, you will most definitely hear these sayings in the Black Church. Lawd!!! The Playmakers are dead on it!
Exactly 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it!!!
We welcome you once.
We welcome you twice.
We welcome you in the name
Of Jesus Christ
See don't I say this on this coming Sunday! ×D
Rachel Manor hallelujah!
"COME ON IN HERE CHOIR!'
Yeeees!
"I can't hear nobody in Zion..." I'm done. lol
Franklyn Francois 😂✌🏾
Oh god, whenever I sing a solo in church, I know for a fact someone is gonna yell "That's alright!" and I just be standing there like "I DIDNT MESS UP!"
+Camryn Daniels LOLLLL!!!
How?
😭😭😭
"Umble, umble, umble," Lol
Dimplez816 I am in tears! That was just too much lol!
So so so humble🤣🤣🤣
You forgot "Take ya time! Take ya time Pastor!"😂. That made me so mad because church was almost over 😂
"I WAS DEAD ...N STINKING IN MY GRAV!!!!
"the MAND of God", oh my goodness...
Mom I saw the 10 black preachers TH-cam video you posted and omg! that asthmatic preacher had me laughing so much. He said Jesus be a inhaler.
lol lol lol lol........
Ikr
PUT ME IN A FLAT !!!!! LMBOOOOOOOOO
hahahah
Now we will have an A&B selection from the choir with no mouths. The Rocks Actually Have to Cry Out for Him Choir, Fell out laughing! XD
LOL yes!
I fell out too! OMG....he's an idiot! lol
My favorite part alsi
+Axari El what is a and b?
+Ellie Amissah The choir will pick two songs to sing before the pastor will preach.
Mother Womack! I'm done! Why is it "We're going to praise God ON tonight?" What's wrong with "We're going to praise God TONIGHT?" We love our prepositions, don't we??? LOL
I ask this same question every 2-3months! LOL!!! Who started it, LOL!!!
soulstrenth crusader Ikr i keep hearing ON today n ON tonight 😂😂
No he didn't go there with "Won't He Will!!" LOL
"Sing sopranos"........LOL
LaQuan Miller ooh u singin good!!!😂😂😂
*put your hand on someone's forehead and start out your prayer * "FATHER I THANK YA...."
the next voice you'll will be none other than our very own
"To those of you who are shacking up, we will be having a deliverance service'" LOL
"karate chop your neighbor" though?
You guys are the funniest men in the galaxy.
The introduction of the speaker is just what we do. I have lived all over and no matter what denomination I have heard every bit of this :-)
every time i hear someone say turn to your neighbor i feel awkward. because i always sit at the end of my row so when i turn my only neighbor is turned to his neighbor LMBO!!!! i'm so glad my church stopped doing that LOL
omg! so true.
What would our hearts be without comedy???? I come back to all these vids on the regular when I’m at my lowest and each time I laugh so loud
Thank you thank you thank you for all your talent and efforts and super hard work to bless us out here looking for a ray of sunshine
"Track number 4. Track number 4. Track number 4. That IS track number 4? Track number 6." lol
lololol
"My rod and my staff" 😂😂 I'm dead!!!
Omg I’m back to comment 4 years later!!! How does time pass 😰😰😰😰
“We don’t need no music! We don’t need no music!”😂
"The MAND" of God! Oh how many Times I have heard that one! LMAO!
that one irks me so bad!
harmonyzmyname too many for me
My bff & I live by these phrases...we always speak in church phrase on any day. We live 4 "sing saints" , " Won't he do it, won't he will " and "We come umbbbllllyyyy". Yes praise him!!!!! Amen may the Lord watch!!!
I was dead stinking in my grave but I rose up! LOLOOLLOOOL!
"You betta die neighbor" I'm so weak.
Now, we're going to have an A & B selection from our choir with no arms!! We call them "Sway for Jesus" gospel choir!! LMBO!!! I am DONE!!!!
I like how a lot of pastors and preachers say that the hour is already far spent... as if church service is an hour long... lol
0:58 - "My name! My Social Security number!" Absolute classic!!!!!!
LOL sitting up here crying I'm laughing right now I thought I was only one that thought when they announce the bereaved families I thought it said Marine family😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAO! I. Love. Black. People!
Nobody has the ability to expose absurdity like comedians.This whole concept is brilliant. Keep Exposing.
"Umble."
" IF THAT WAS FOR ME THAT WOULD BE ALRIGHT BUT THIS IS GOD WERE TALKING ABOUT "
Preacher said that last Sunday 😂
BRILLIANT! This is about every black church service summarized in five minutes.
"Oh the bereaved families--I thought they were the new family from Germany--the Bereaves" LOLOLOL
I gave u a standing ovation, yes I was resting on my feet, that was sooooooo GOOD, classic an on point
I use to love watchin these videos and 10 years later they are still funny!!!!!!!!
I can't go to church anymore without laughing because someone said or did something that reminds me of their videos.
"SING YA'll" lol I say that a lit in church lol especially with the children's choir
This is classic!
"Sing Sopranos!!!" Lol
praise the lord saints i just want to tll you how god god has beeeeen to me never fails
“Look at chir’n chu’ch all that hunchin!!” Took me out Kev nooo da truf ok!!! 🤣🤣🤣yall crazy and sooo accurate!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just love the Playmakers. When will you all get back together and tour?
Did he say I was dead stankin in my grave 😂😂😂😂😂
Why do church folks say " on today" or " on tomorrow "
LOL 😆😆
I thought I was the only one that wondered why church people say ON today and ON tomorrow why can't they just say today or tomorrow
LMFAOOOO
"Raise your right hand...May the Lord watch, between me and thee, while we're absent, 1 from another..." I'm dying here! We used to do that at the end of service when I was young! I can't!!!
WE DONT NEED NO MUSIC!!!!!!
this is golden
I find it funny how people always sing when they testify😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo. The three of you each add your own unique flavor to these videos and I absolutely LOVE watching y'all. There's a dynamic that works incredibly well for you guys. I kinda feel like praising God right now for blessing y'all with this gift cuz these videos seriously make my days better.
🤣🤣😂🤣 back here after the sad news so glad they did these.
Now cha chop your neighbor and say neighbor!!!!!!!sooo like LOLZZZZ!!!!
u guys are the bomb!!!! HILARIOUSLY REAL & FUNNY! Luv y'all! keep doing whatcha doin'! God bless you!!!
"For those of you who are shacking up, You know who you are, we will be having a deliverance service tonight", Hilarious!!!!
"Humble, humble, humble, humble!"
Not "Put me in A flat " lmbooooooooooo
Ummble, Ummble, Ummble, Ummble
no wonder the spirit makes the difference because we could put on a show...thank God for that experience in worshipping him in spirit and truth
"Y'ALL BETTA SAAANG!"
That's my favourite. I use that for all my favourite singers, even if they singing a bedroom burner!
I can't stop laughing this is so true
The ACCURACY!!
That last one was fye.... And shake 3 pplz hand and tell them you love 'em God Bless Yuh
I could watch this a.million times lol
Did you forget gidda lawd a hang clappa praise?
That "Holy Ghost Party" bit ... The sad thing is that there are Preaches that still actually USE THIS IN SERMONS!
I used to be so embarrassed.
+ButtahscotchKisses hi wat was u so embarrasses about hun lol
+gerod augustine because im a pk
ButtahscotchKisses a pk....hmmmmm u have me busting my brain to kno wat it meant
one thing about growing up in church, it will never leave you. These brothers remind me so much of the church members that I grow up with standing and testifying thanking the lord for every person in the church by title first, LOL, let not forget naming all the choirs, and calling people out, and giving honor to God for all. May the lord watch between me and thee etc; LOL some things never leave.. hahahaha
😂😂😂we gon' sway for Jesus😂😂😂
I was dead stinking in my grave😂😂😂😂to those that are shacking up, were having a deliverance service Tonite😂😂😂 OMG!!!
#weak "The Bereave Family"
can't stop laughing #whewww
2019 and dying 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes pasta! Take ya time pasta!
To this day I’m trying to figure out who be in here blurting out in church
Did he say he was dead stinking in his grave???? His favorite key is Ab. lol!!!!
I tried to like the video twice. It wouldn't let me. Lol
It really was that good, though 😁
lol there is no music and he is like put me in A flat lol
"You better sing, y'all, you better sing!" Lol every Sunday
This Really shows how funny Black Churches are with All of the Man made sayings, titles, and etc.... You guys had Me rolling!!!! Be Blessed!!!!
this is so true!!!
Motha Womack LOL...
aaaaaH..THE BENEDITICTION..I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REMEMBER THIS FOR A YEAR NOW...LOL THANKS BRAH
Gifted, great, and simply wonderful! What a sensational group of divinely talented men, who keep me laughing hard! I love you all.
Love that PVAMU shirt! Can't you tell I'm a PVU grad :) Who ya rootin for?
Sway For Jesus.. The Rocks Actually Have To Cry Out For Them Choir... lol
These Brothers are too funny. I have seen everything that they are doing in my church and other churches around my city. I really like the "Preacher Skits" and the "Choir Skits" they are hilarious. :)
omg yess! where did that benediction come from. may the Lord watch.. between me and thee..while we're absent..one From another..Lord let ur blood cover..amen!
OMG i loVE IT SO FUNNY
Karate chop you neighboor! I'm gonna do that Sunday.
Put me in a-flat!!!! Too funny!!!!!
"the rocks actually have to cry out for them choir" i cant even
IF thaat was for me it'll be alright!
Lmbao SO true
I see him with that PVU shirt on!!
big walt yessir
Rest in paradise Jason. 🙏🏽
I loove Jason, his face expressions are HILARIOUS! Yall all aRE HILARIOUS!!!!
WELL, WELL, WELL…..
The mand of God! lol
Back in the day during testimony service, by the time we got finished with thanking God for all the officers in the church, 30 minutes had passed by...LOL!
choir with no arms who just sway!! Ohhhhhh my dayyyz! :)