When I was younger, I remember I use to look around the church during a praise break with my stank teenage attitude and I’d be thinking “why they so happy ? They must be going to the Cheesecake Factory after service, that’s why. 😒” 😂 God wasn’t through with me and He still ain’t! Praise Him!
Keep Acting Up = if we WERE NOT IN PUBLIC IN THE LORDS HOUSE or if you think the reign of God is Rough it’s nothing repeat NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT IM BOUT TO DO
This really made me smile! Somethings were sooooo similar. You popped up in my feed and while I don't get all the references, I really like the feeling you put out there. I really appreciate having a glimpse of how others do things. And, your funny! Keep it up! 💙
Yoooooo in my church when I was a kid, the deacon used to talk about the three G’s for offering... grit grace and greenback 😂😂 The closing definitely brought back memories. May the Lord watch between me and thee, while we’re absent; one from another. Amen.
Yep, all the cliche's from the African American church. I also remember, "Let's give God a hand as the "Man'd" of God comes up." And o, yes, "Put your hands together for Jesus."
Ha! Very funny video. I was brought up Roman Catholic, so we were used to 45 minute Masses on Sunday. I went to a black church with a friend once, and it lasted about 3 hours. I left with the worst headache of my life. I wonder what Roman Catholic Translations would look like.
When he spoke on the CHURCH Mother I am one and I'm 33 but I don't play ask my kid's 😆. I do say let the Lord use ya, I do say when pastor preaches I don't know what she was saying because she lost me, I will cuss you if need be 🤷. This was too funny but accurate 😂😂😂😂
Not black, but went tho a very southern, very Baptist, very spiritual and many races. 1. Woman 1. Girl, did you hear about the Smith's, they are having a spell. Woman 2. Oh. Do I need to pray for them? Woman 1. No Girl, this calls for a casserole. 2. Upon seeing a child who is clumsy, a klutz, an accident waiting to happen. "Bless their hearts, the Good Lord must've needed to keep their angels busy. " 3. If you have not had a pastor say on your 23rd chorus of "Just as I Am" that "we won't leave here till that one person the spirit is telling me need to get saved, or re-dedicate their life comes forward" At which point someone always chooses to be the 'sacrificial lamb'.
Present the speaker with the speaker's offering. We can't pay you for the services you have rendered but accept this as a token of our appreciation. $25
I remember a Brother by the name of Evangelist Don Brankel. He was preaching one time and told about this Preacher. He said, concerning this Preacher:"When this Preacher used to say Finally, my Brethren, you still had a good half hour"! I can't stand long-winded Preachers!😁 Make your points, be short as you can possibly be, and then give an Altar Call! When you've got Preachers that Preach anything beyond the 45 minute mark, all they're doing is beating the air! Even the Apostle Paul warned against just going on and on...it tends to have different kinds of effects on people. Whether they fall asleep, or get impatient, or whatever. Make your point(s), be as quick as you can about it, then wind it up with an Altar Call, or a Benediction, or something. Know what I mean? Have a great day, & Thanx for the video! (You got a lot of great stuff here! It'd be nice if people, especially Preachers, would just say what they mean to say, & not play with their play)!!!
I really love the word, but one time we had a long winded interim Pastor. My baby was one year old, crying, screaming and I used her to go out many times. 😅
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We welcome you once, welcome you twice. We welcome you in the name of Jesus Christ
"I want to tell you about Letrell but Im gonna disguise it as a prayer request" Bahahahaha😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
Nah. My churches just be calling them by name. And then everybody just be looking
Let’s draw our minds in,
Draw your mind in
Means Stop talking, walking and get in place because service is about to start.
“It’s dry in here, y’all need to shout!” 🤣🤣 I felt this one
When I was younger, I remember I use to look around the church during a praise break with my stank teenage attitude and I’d be thinking “why they so happy ? They must be going to the Cheesecake Factory after service, that’s why. 😒” 😂 God wasn’t through with me and He still ain’t! Praise Him!
"Keep actin' up! We gon have a come to Jesus meeting!"
Translation: "Keep acting up or imma beat yo ass in that church bathroom"
Keep Acting Up = if we WERE NOT IN PUBLIC IN THE LORDS HOUSE or if you think the reign of God is Rough it’s nothing repeat NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT IM BOUT TO DO
Rest on your feet 😂😂
Dude you just crazy. I needed that this morning. Keep doin what u doin
This really made me smile! Somethings were sooooo similar. You popped up in my feed and while I don't get all the references, I really like the feeling you put out there. I really appreciate having a glimpse of how others do things. And, your funny! Keep it up! 💙
Yoooooo in my church when I was a kid, the deacon used to talk about the three G’s for offering... grit grace and greenback 😂😂
The closing definitely brought back memories. May the Lord watch between me and thee, while we’re absent; one from another. Amen.
You know when you go to a guest church for 2nd service and then they say there offering goal is 120,000 with 10 people on the church 😂
Oh my gosh🤣🤣🤣
And don't even feed you 😏
Yep, all the cliche's from the African American church. I also remember, "Let's give God a hand as the "Man'd" of God comes up." And o, yes, "Put your hands together for Jesus."
I grew up in the church and I second this message 🤣
Pentecostal church all day!!!!!
Watching this in 2020, Kevin looks so young.
Ha! Very funny video. I was brought up Roman Catholic, so we were used to 45 minute Masses on Sunday. I went to a black church with a friend once, and it lasted about 3 hours. I left with the worst headache of my life.
I wonder what Roman Catholic Translations would look like.
THE WAY HE SUNG THE AMEN SONG EVEN DOING THE MOUTH INSTRUMENT.😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When he spoke on the CHURCH Mother I am one and I'm 33 but I don't play ask my kid's 😆. I do say let the Lord use ya, I do say when pastor preaches I don't know what she was saying because she lost me, I will cuss you if need be 🤷. This was too funny but accurate 😂😂😂😂
Sing child, Say that again, That's right , you Preaching now.
Not black, but went tho a very southern, very Baptist, very spiritual and many races.
1. Woman 1. Girl, did you hear about the Smith's, they are having a spell.
Woman 2. Oh. Do I need to pray for them?
Woman 1. No Girl, this calls for a casserole.
2. Upon seeing a child who is clumsy, a klutz, an accident waiting to happen.
"Bless their hearts, the Good Lord must've needed to keep their angels busy. "
3. If you have not had a pastor say on your 23rd chorus of "Just as I Am" that "we won't leave here till that one person the spirit is telling me need to get saved, or re-dedicate their life comes forward"
At which point someone always chooses to be the 'sacrificial lamb'.
The last one... that and the ones about offering I’m sure account for the heartbeat of black churches
That's my church, i know this is Pentecostal😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Sound Just like my Baptist Church 😂😂
I would like to call your attention to a familiar passage of scripture
I like your videos brother.
You're funny as heck.
Y'all don't hear me Saints.
My childhood/young adulthood Pentecostal church all day long!! 😂😂😂😂😂
ALLDAY😂😂😂😂
Well! (that's pretty good preacher)
Present the speaker with the speaker's offering. We can't pay you for the services you have rendered but accept this as a token of our appreciation. $25
Always 2% of the total offering 😂😂😂
Each one reach one!
We are getting 5,000 thousand dollars today 😆
Over the age of 50. Its 60
The mothers board at my church is 70+. They recently had a meeting about lowering the age requirement to 65 so they could get some “young mothers” 😂😂
I remember a Brother by the name of Evangelist Don Brankel. He was preaching one time and told about this Preacher. He said, concerning this Preacher:"When this Preacher used to say Finally, my Brethren, you still had a good half hour"! I can't stand long-winded Preachers!😁 Make your points, be short as you can possibly be, and then give an Altar Call! When you've got Preachers that Preach anything beyond the 45 minute mark, all they're doing is beating the air! Even the Apostle Paul warned against just going on and on...it tends to have different kinds of effects on people. Whether they fall asleep, or get impatient, or whatever. Make your point(s), be as quick as you can about it, then wind it up with an Altar Call, or a Benediction, or something. Know what I mean? Have a great day, & Thanx for the video! (You got a lot of great stuff here! It'd be nice if people, especially Preachers, would just say what they mean to say, & not play with their play)!!!
I really love the word, but one time we had a long winded interim Pastor. My baby was one year old, crying, screaming and I used her to go out many times. 😅
You just took me to church!
"you going to AIMS?" 💀💀💀💀💀 BRUH that's hilarious yo, I knew you were cogic dawg
Hes Paw.😂
Hes Not Cogic. Grew up Pentecostal Holiness.😂
I love this guy! I hope my future husband is comedic like him.
Chest burn is supposed to be when you feel the Holy Spirit enter and it is in the room.
Don't sit down on God!!
And this is why I stay home. I read the Bible, listen to worship music and pray. I grew up in the church and All of these are code words
😂😂😂 you’re too funny
You tell the truth and nothing but the truth so help you God 😂😂😭😂
Still good, lol
Don’t Play With It Now!!!!! When the musicians are playing around with the music and people are trying to get their praise on.
This is soooo accurate 😂🤣👌
Not black, but Apostolic Pentecostal- ‘I guess I’m preaching to myself this morning!!’
I'm dying......
On point 😆
Am i the only one that replays his outro music🤔👀
Yes, it's just you 😂
Just can't laughing at 2 in the morning.
WHY I HUM that BE NEH DIC TIOOOON ending AMEN IN HARMONY THOOOOO
😂😂😂 sooo true!
2 true
Was this guy a pastor's kid? I can just picture him sitting in the front pew thinking up this routine.
Grew Up Pentecostal. Hes a Pew baby.😂😂😂
He was a youth pastor
Take the mistakes for love = I can’t sing but REALLY wanna do this solo anyway
I was the audio guy...sorry y'all lol 🙏🏼
Lol 😂
😂😂🙌🏿🙌🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Wow his sub count is 666k omg
URSHER🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's why I quit going to Black churches, too many preliminaries before benediction
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Oh fundraisers man that is big in mosques. But you ain't seen nothing until you been to NOI ( nation of Islam) fundraisers lol
When nobody talks in church
Stones: So we boutta rise like Jesus said? Cuz these people actin like Pharisees 😐😐😐
Lol
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