Hi there hello please click the subscribe button and turn on notifications so I can feed my cats. Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge Tag is weird. It's a weird game.
Isn't that what this rectangle is for? Maybe we can do better. How about we add a circle next to the rectangle? But how will that get your attention. It would make much less noise No we can add a lot of annoying noises to it
You can make everything sound bad or good if you try hard enough. It's actually pretty funny to describe your job or your dream job or something to someone you've just met while trying to make it sound as bad or weird as possible
@@jamesmartin9401 Yes, but doing that with good things is more fun. Like saying you make a living off of the suffering of others. That's pretty much every medical or healthcare job.
@@J-ManProductions the "your" is in fact supposed to be "You're" but legend was talking about the second "there" in the main comment's sentence, as they thought that's the one being corrected, I know this is a week old but after seeing 3 people correcting grammar I thought it'd be funny to hop on the train.
“This guy wants people to try really hard to touch each other without consent until they’re too exhausted to carry on”. Lol. I swear Ryan could make rethink the meaning of everything I’ve ever done.
@@darioinfini tag will probably be renamed "consentially touching people and chasing them" and at the end of every game everyone gets a fucking participation trophy.
"I feel like this could catch on, especially among kids" "Don't talk to any kids about this" "I'm gonna talk to kids about this" And then the FBI arrived
I thought the second game was going to be freeze tag. "I thought of another game!" "Okay..." "So this one is like the first one, but when I touch you, you have to freeze in place and aren't allowed to move." "Oh god, this one sounds even worse!"
That sounds like the best fake job ever. "So wadya do for a living?" "Well I don't want to boast but I've just been drafted to the premiere tag team in our region. I even have a sponsorship from skittles. Would you like me to demonstrate how a professional touches?"
Don't forget to think about Santa. The idea of a stranger who watches kids, sneaks into their house at night while everyone is asleep and gives them presents.
most things related to kids seem weird to us as adults with our more.. grown minds. Like, I work with kids and it astonishes me how many songs just straight up tell the kids to jiggle their butts, it´s kinda fecked up tbh.
David Hochstetler they are big so they give more milk, also they regurgitate so they digest much more of what they eat, also they can literaly turn grass into milk because of this. and they can mate more frequently than most of the other herbivores so more opportunity to get milk.
I love how he the goes "might even catch on with kids, touching each other" like the guy suggesting this strange game is a pedo. lol. It's always funny when Ryan takes something we do normally, and the way he describes it makes it sound questionable.
“Hey I thought of another” “Yeah?” “Well I thought, why don’t we take the *touching game* and improve upon it?” “Ok, yes. Please do.” “Ok, so this time, if I touch you, you have to help me touch everyone else until eventually there’s just one person running away from a ton of people trying to touch them!” “...”
@@jamesanthony8438 "Lasers?!" "Well, focused light. It's harmless really." "Oh good." "Unless someone shoots it into your eye, then you might go blind!" "Oh no!"
"In this game u hide and I find you" "And im assuming your gunna touch me?" "Ew no" Bruh im watching this at 1am and I woke my brother up by laughing 😂 💀
Cop comes up as 3rd guy instead: "Ok Sir. I'm going to need you walk slowly in front of me. We need to take you to the place where we put you in a small room and hold you there against your will for a long time." Tag Guy: Ok, but you gotta touch me as I run away really fast first.
Legit, this dude plays a bunch of characters who are literally just himself, arguing with himself, and it's the most intelligently funny thing I've seen in years
Where I grew up it was called Katie, and the person who you didn't want to touch you was also called Katie. Katie was a girl in my school who nobody liked. Looking back, it's pretty fucked up.
Let's not forget they made an entire movie about a group of friends who played tag together until they were middle-aged it's kinda seems like a very sus game when you think about it
@@jeremysworld3061 And the Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It window sign to the left of the concert poster. Consistent in world continuity is tight!
Love the banners in the background - not just the Ba Ba Ba Guy in concert, but also 'hi there hello' behind one, and 'sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it' 😆😆
I figured out the Ryan George timeline: PRE-HOME ERA The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend PRE-NAME ERA The First Guy To Ever Have A Home The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist The First Guy To Ever Dream The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone LAST ERA The First Guy To Ever Have A Name The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial The First Guy To Ever Swim The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert The First Guy To Ever Take A Vacation The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas The First Guy To Ever Wrap A Gift The First Guy To Ever Play Tag
One guy in Toxic Fan asks to have the other guy's name written on his chest, so it can't come before Have A Name. And Hold Up A Lighter canonizes practically all of Modern Hollywood, so it can only really come last. I've attempted to create a timeline myself about two months ago. It doesn't include the newest ones, but some of them aren't unitable with the timeline anyways. www.reddit.com/r/RyanGeorge/comments/gpzhqd/i_created_a_timeline_of_first_guy_to_ever_videos/
@@wikansaktianto9215 My timeline only considers the First Guy To Ever videos. Bringing timetravel into a timeline makes proper assembling impossible and ruins the fun, because it opens Pandora's box to make everything and every order possible.
Touch and go (fly away) is a rough translation of Toccata and Fugue. Now I see kids playing super hero tag when I listen to it and I want Disney to redo that Fantasia sequence with the kids who's it dressed as Darkwing Duck.
"Hi there, hello. What are you guys talking about?" - "Well, this guy wants people to try really hard to touch each other without consent until they're all too exhausted to carry on" ... ... "Kay, yah, I'm gonna head out"
“Hi there, hello, what are you guys talking about?” “This guy wants people to try really hard to touch without consent until they’re too tired to carry on.” “‘Kay, yeah, I’m gonna head out.”
First guy to knock: "I'm punching your house until you talk to me!"
Isn't that what this rectangle is for?
Maybe we can do better. How about we add a circle next to the rectangle?
But how will that get your attention. It would make much less noise
No we can add a lot of annoying noises to it
"Stop it. Why are you punching my house? That's really annoying."
Perfect video idea for Ryan
Ryan, DO IT!!!😡 (street gang closes in on Ryan George)
Why do you have a problem with my house?
"I didn't finish"--"I don't want you to do that either."
the innuendo lmao
That joke flew over my head lmao
That was the best line in the whole skit!
It's too good
Fullmetal1890P I thought I was the only one lmaooo
"id touch you"
"that just sounds like something i dont want to happen"
"you didnt let me finish"
"i dont want that to happen either"
-_-
Is it what I think it means?
@@ItsRimuru I think so
@@ItsRimuru hahaha it’s exactly what we think it is
Great line
this guy makes so much sense because everything we do sounds super stupid if we try to explain it.
You can make everything sound bad or good if you try hard enough. It's actually pretty funny to describe your job or your dream job or something to someone you've just met while trying to make it sound as bad or weird as possible
My dad told people his job was a "petroleum distribution specialist".... he drove a gas truck
@@HuslWusl Yep, that's all over the internet. "Describe your favorite movie badly," and such.
@@jamesmartin9401 Yes, but doing that with good things is more fun. Like saying you make a living off of the suffering of others. That's pretty much every medical or healthcare job.
@@HuslWusl or heres the reverse where its sound very good:
I cure peaples suffering while informing and calming down others.
"DON'T TALK TO ANY KIDS ABOUT THIS"
"I'm gonna go talk to some kids about this."
TAG you're it
Tag your it
Tag your it
I'm not playing the game is rigged.
The face he makes when he says it🤣
“Well I’m not done you didn’t let me finish.”
“I don’t want that to happen either!”
Comedy gold right here
I was looking for this, lol. Subtle enough that many will miss it!
I laughed so hard I cried.
@@Ravenous88888 Saw this comment, went back,... how did I miss that one!
You want to finish go and finish somewhere else you peeve🤣
I almost suffocated.
if he just said tap lightly then this conversation would be bery different
I'd tap that.
In tag everyone just runs around trying to kill eachother
Oh no we have to viciously shove each other to the ground
There’s no lightly tapping in a game of tag my friend
That's not the rules of tag! A hard push definitely still counts as a tag
“What if they change they’re mind mid game?”
There was always that one asshole at recess...
"I quit you lose"
*Their
@@SayWHT69 Your wrong 'There' works in this sense
Yea then the teacher has to cancel tag
@@J-ManProductions the "your" is in fact supposed to be "You're" but legend was talking about the second "there" in the main comment's sentence, as they thought that's the one being corrected, I know this is a week old but after seeing 3 people correcting grammar I thought it'd be funny to hop on the train.
Took me a whole minute before realizing Ryan wasn't actually censoring his black shirt.
Lol
You too?
And another minute to realize it was dark blue and not black?
Took me no seconds.
@medexamtoolsdotcom
Lol
*_"... So I did a backflip, tagged him in the neck and saved the day."_*
Spider-Man didnt you do a backflip and snap a guys neck?
Whoa. That's gonna be the storyline for Spiderman 3 (Mcu)
@Jonah Iwankow no it's so he did a backflip an snapes the bad guys neck.
OH My gosh, that's crazy. How did you hear about this?
Reference to a video nice
This game doesn’t sound like it will gain any popularity.
Im from the future and it didn't gain any🤣🤣
You have 399 likes, and it is my duty to not give you your 400th like.
@@LBart05689 did a shit job
@@morfy3313 I have failed...
@@LBart05689 I am honored :salute:
“This guy wants people to try really hard to touch each other without consent until they’re too exhausted to carry on”.
Lol. I swear Ryan could make rethink the meaning of everything I’ve ever done.
*20 years ago*
Kid: “Let’s play Tag!!”
Kid Ryan: “That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen.”
Sounds like young sheldon
Honestly I'm surprised tag hasn't been outlawed yet in today's climate.
@@darioinfini tag will probably be renamed "consentially touching people and chasing them" and at the end of every game everyone gets a fucking participation trophy.
@@vitalityfox we had participation trophies in my time, dirty bruises and sweat
I was trying to write something funny up but I saw this and realized weve reached peak
if youtube didn't exist , this man would be busy teaching kids THE REAL HISTORY OF THE WORLD
TRUE. Teaching kids is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Kanye Rahming teaching kids is TIGHT
Touching Kids is ti-😲💀
Qasid Farooqi hol up...
@@hashoom5102 😶I dont want that to happen
"I feel like this could catch on, especially among kids"
"Don't talk to any kids about this"
"I'm gonna talk to kids about this"
And then the FBI arrived
Lol why did his voice go so deep at "I'm gonna tell some kids about this"? Lol funny as hell
Hey! You’re getting put in a room!
Hi there, hello I'm the FBI
Hi FBI! Can you not put me in a room? I hate rooms
*Jeffrey Epstein would like to know your location*
I thought the second game was going to be freeze tag.
"I thought of another game!"
"Okay..."
"So this one is like the first one, but when I touch you, you have to freeze in place and aren't allowed to move."
"Oh god, this one sounds even worse!"
His face when he says "I'm gonna go talk to some kids about this."
Jonathan Reyes Ryan with hat :)
It says "I've decided"
His face at the beginning
"You didn't let me finish!"
"I don't want that to happen either!"
This is gold.
Satan hey, spice things up now. It’s been a month since a new disaster
@@tres8003
I don't think you want that XD
@@tres8003 Well, if 2020 itself is asking, then I guess I have to, huh...
Satan yeah come on! Your running out of ideas! Disease and Racism has been around for a looong time, like do something new like aliens or whatever
@@gnarly.bulblax Hecking galactic civil war lets go
There is such a thing as Professional Tag. It's surprisingly awesome.
Holy crap, it is awesome!
That sounds like the best fake job ever.
"So wadya do for a living?"
"Well I don't want to boast but I've just been drafted to the premiere tag team in our region. I even have a sponsorship from skittles. Would you like me to demonstrate how a professional touches?"
i played it with strippers once. the big bald guy named Bull threw me out. not allowed to tag the ladies he decided.
World Chase Tag
I love this „first guy“ series. And I agree: those children‘s games do sound creepy when presented that way....
Don't forget to think about Santa. The idea of a stranger who watches kids, sneaks into their house at night while everyone is asleep and gives them presents.
Lighter
most things related to kids seem weird to us as adults with our more.. grown minds.
Like, I work with kids and it astonishes me how many songs just straight up tell the kids to jiggle their butts, it´s kinda fecked up tbh.
...the hangman
Right!!!! He didn’t say poke ya in the rib or sum, he just left it at touch ya 🤦🏾♀️🤣
“First guy to milk a cow”...this NEEDS to happen...I will not eat, sleep, or bathe until it does...send help.
UPDATE: IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!!
Yh this is one that people actually wonder
I’d say more like why milk a cow vs every other animal and why cow is best
First person to shear a sheep.
“The first person to eat meat”
David Hochstetler they are big so they give more milk, also they regurgitate so they digest much more of what they eat, also they can literaly turn grass into milk because of this. and they can mate more frequently than most of the other herbivores so more opportunity to get milk.
“This is a lawsuit waiting to happen”
Schools: *WRITE THAT DOWN!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!*
Legit my school banned tag
@@youareslytherin7600 same
Is write that down and write that down from Charles the French?
@@jclay1670
Well write that down is like kinda a meme but that’s probably where it’s from lol-
@@jclay1670 yes
*0:44* *"That's the game! them's the rules!!"* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ryan just takes every normal thing and explains how stupid it is.
I know I can never look at swimming pools the same way again.
@@TechNextLetsGo You mean those strange rectangles?
Abigail Bozzo no that’s just a fact
😂e x a c t l y😂
Yep
What if Ryan actually has a twin brother and all of these sketches are just him and his brother talking
No
*Top 10 anime plot twists*
you just got prestiged
There's 69 likes on here, but I want to like it. I'll come back after someone ruins it.
Edit: Just refreshed the page. I can like it now.
Don't be a hater, these are all different people.
“Why would I try to touch you!” Ever heard of hide and seek tag before mister?
In this he literally invents hide and seek
I know right
I don't laugh out loud often but the delivery of the line "I'm going to tell some kids about this" totally made me chuckle.
the word TAG is literally just the abbreviation of “Touch And Go”.
I was this many years old omg
I was today years old when I found this out
that is an interesting piece of information that i'm guessing not a lot of people know about. thank you for sharing.
I didn't know it was an abbreviation for anything to be honest
Too old of a word. There's no possible way it's an acronym.
“We’d call that person IT.”
“That’s such an incredibly creepy choice.”
How about we call them Pennywise instead?
TAG you're it
Kryptonian Guest ha
deagan owen No Your IT!
You'll float too!
"you didn't let me finish."
"I don't want *that,* either."
😲😧🤣
This whole concept of him talking to a different version of him is so brilliant
And entertaining
And funny
And amusing
"I haven't finished"
"I don't want you to do that either"
Never change Ryan, never change
The First Guy To Ever Change
TAG you're it
Pretty sure he won't change for a long time
Ba Ba Ba guy live in concert 😭 nice Easter egg
A verified person with only 2 likes on a comment, wowzers
Wowzas
@@beambleam yes, because just because theyre verified theyre as funny as Ryan George himself.
Hariotheswitch uhhhhhh, what
Lol
I love how he the goes "might even catch on with kids, touching each other" like the guy suggesting this strange game is a pedo. lol. It's always funny when Ryan takes something we do normally, and the way he describes it makes it sound questionable.
I love that sort of narrow eyed skeptical look he does in the beginning when he says okay…
“Hey I thought of another”
“Yeah?”
“Well I thought, why don’t we take the *touching game* and improve upon it?”
“Ok, yes. Please do.”
“Ok, so this time, if I touch you, you have to help me touch everyone else until eventually there’s just one person running away from a ton of people trying to touch them!”
“...”
*YES*
INVEST!
Did anyone else actually play this at school? In Scotland it’s called “Helpie”
@@hngh6404 Good old Zombie Tag for me
@@hngh6404 We called it Zombie, it was one of the most popular games at my elementary/primary school.
First guy to invent laser tag is like:
“Basically we put targets on vitals organs and aim for them in an arena full of 8 year olds.”
Yes lol
... while we shoot each other with LASERS!
@@jamesanthony8438 "Lasers?!"
"Well, focused light. It's harmless really."
"Oh good."
"Unless someone shoots it into your eye, then you might go blind!"
"Oh no!"
TAG you're it
Tsuruya San whoops woopsie
"I think It'd be pretty popular, especially with kids"
"Please don't talk to any kids about this"
"In this game u hide and I find you"
"And im assuming your gunna touch me?"
"Ew no"
Bruh im watching this at 1am and I woke my brother up by laughing 😂 💀
Poster in the background: Ba Ba Ba Guy - Live In Concert
Ryan George Cinematic Universe
The shop says"hi there hello"
TJ Detweiler praise Marvel my child
He became famous
Where do I get a ticket?
“You didn’t let me finish...”
“I don’t want that to happen either.”
😂😂😂
I literally started laughing out, when he said that, because - For some reason - that's exactly where I knew the conversation was going.
Had a strange look in his eye when he said "Then I'd try to find ya"
Him: It's a game I call, "Tag."
The other guy: That sounds like a game called, "A lawsuit."
“Ba Ba Ba Guy Live In Concert”
making a reference to another video is TIGHT!!
I also like the big sign that just says: "hi there hello"
@@bjp4869 I think thata from the pickle in a sandwich video
I was trying to figure out what that sign was referencing 🤣🤣
@@monikakavaliunaite8017 He literally said, "Hi there hello" right at the start of this video
Making references is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Cop comes up as 3rd guy instead:
"Ok Sir. I'm going to need you walk slowly in front of me. We need to take you to the place where we put you in a small room and hold you there against your will for a long time."
Tag Guy: Ok, but you gotta touch me as I run away really fast first.
Damn that'd be cool
Cop: *f*cking kills him*
"you didn't let me finish"
"I don't want that to happen either"
WTF LMAO
The shoulders actually showing is pretty cool! It makes us feel like their in the same room, unlike other people just switching between scenes
Ryan George’s delivery is amazing. He could definitely be a professional comedian.
At this point im pretty sure he is....
Does comedy? ✔
Makes money doing it? ✔
Yep. Professional comedian
BooMz N BladeZ I suppose so.
I thought he was.
Its gonna be super easy ... barely an inconvenience
Imagine seeing this live
I gotta say I love the continuity in this universe.
Animation in cinema: * exists *
Walt Disney in 1928: 1:08
“THAT’S THE GAME. THEM’S THE RULES”
-Ryan, 2020.
Underrated comment that is comedy gold
You just lost the game
"Let me finish." "I don't want that to happen, either." hahah! you rule, man.
I didn't get it.
@@HopeRock425 happy ending?
@@HopeRock425 Trust me, you don't want it.
subtle... :-)
Then he says I'm gonna tell the kids
"You didnt let me finish" is the perfect example for an adult joke in a kids series. Love it
"You didn't let me finish" "I don't want you too" lmao that line is so underrated.
have you even looked at the comment section? its quite overrated if you ask me
Do “the first guy to tell a joke”
And no one laughs
Sashmiel yes
He did sort of except it was fit guy to be sarcastic
Oh my god
Thia is a very good idea
Legit, this dude plays a bunch of characters who are literally just himself, arguing with himself, and it's the most intelligently funny thing I've seen in years
Have you ever watched Daniel thrasher
Its WOWWOWWOWWOWWOW!
This could also be used to describe sanders sides
This made he laugh hysterically the whole way through this video. Laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you made rapid weird noises with your mouth?
2:20 Well sometimes Hid N Go Seek is Hide N Go Seek tag where you do in fact try to touch them when you find them.
First guy to go to the beach.
The prequel to The First Guy To Ever Swim
I am your 69th like!
Yeah if you notice there are loads of suff like that in his vids lol
Lol didn't expect hard2hurt on here.
Hey Mike have you tested the Tactical Pain Stick yet?
“You didn’t let me finish” “I don’t want that to happen either”
TAG you're it
This is what they should teach in history class. Real history.
“Wait I’m not done, you didn’t let me finish”
“Yeah I don’t want that to happen either”
Haha. Cracks me up
Brits: have a very complex naming system depending on schools and town locations for what tag/tig/it is called.
Americans: Tag is tag
In Ireland it's simply called "chasing". I think that makes the most sense.
I learned that from Tom Scott.
I too watch Tom Scott 😁
Cultural diversity!
Where I grew up it was called Katie, and the person who you didn't want to touch you was also called Katie. Katie was a girl in my school who nobody liked. Looking back, it's pretty fucked up.
“I’m gonna tell some kids about this” 😂
TAG you're it
Let's not forget they made an entire movie about a group of friends who played tag together until they were middle-aged it's kinda seems like a very sus game when you think about it
"you didn't let me finish"
"I don't want that to happen either"
💀💀💀
Referencing other characters from the Ryan cinematic universe in the background is TIGHT!
Ohhh the RCU is tight !
Dammit now I have to watch again
If it isn't "does a backflip and snaps the bad guys neck and saves the day. " I don't want to see it. 😅
Wow! Wowowowow
Who?
"you didn't let me finish"
"i don't want that to happen either"
^my love life...
BRUH
Same
“Well I’m not done, you didn’t let me finish”
“Well I don’t want that to happen either”
Freaking killed me because of my messed up mind
Does anyone else love the way Ryan says “wouldn’t?”
“Hi There. Hello.” Awning is the attention to detail I came here for. Ryan you are Aces!
And the Ba Ba Ba Guy Live in Concert Poster
@@jeremysworld3061 And the Sandwich With A Pretty Big Pickle In It window sign to the left of the concert poster.
Consistent in world continuity is tight!
Dargonhuman wow I didn’t even notice the pickle guy! Good eye! Every one of Ryan’s videos has become a game of “I Spy” and I’m living for it!!
Jeremy's World lol it’s so great! Another commenter said “too bad Ba Ba Ba Guy Live is canceled due to Corona.” Go find them and give them a like!
TAG you're it
_"It sounds like a strange thing for two people to do at any age."_
The men that inspired the movie TAG:
Is this some sort of personal attack?
Lmaoo I loved that movie
*Ryan George:* “And so he did a back-“
*EEEEEVERYOOOOONE:* _First Guy to Milk a Cow. Do it._
These videos are more like "if these classic phenomena were invented today, rather than being centuries old".
Ryan: *makes golden content*
Background: Hey, Ba Ba Ba guy is live.
Me: :o
glad i'm not the only one looking at that everytime
Pause at 0:14
Did you notice the sign for a "sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it" on the left! 😄
@@LisaBowers MAN, i tried to read that because I knew it was a reference but it was too blurry but now that I know what it is it makes sense
The red sign behind the guy with the hat says “hi there” something.
"I'm gonna touch you!"
"Nooo, nooo, no, no, no!"
"That's the spirit!"
We'd call that person "IT" Lol, that expression right there xD
Love the banners in the background - not just the Ba Ba Ba Guy in concert, but also 'hi there hello' behind one, and 'sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it' 😆😆
The first guy to ever knock: I'm just going to punch your house until you talk to me
How the fuck did I get 52 likes for copying
r/memes
@@CygnusTheSilly Cause it's still funny, it's relevant to this channel's regular content and not everyone browses Reddit.
But mostly the first two.
I played tag with my dad, 15 years ago. Still haven't tagged him back.
Sure it wasn’t hide and seek?
@@TheSaltySeaman I played hide and seek with my Dad when I was 4. Still haven't found him yet
I thought this story was going in another direction lol.
@@Unfazed1888 he's waiting for his father's final moments so he can be the first one to actually win the game
When he starts talking about hide n seek "why would I touch you, that's disgusting you pervert " hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A girl suggesting the game: “I came up with a game where I’d need to touch you!”
Ryan: 😎
I figured out the Ryan George timeline:
PRE-HOME ERA
The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend
PRE-NAME ERA
The First Guy To Ever Have A Home
The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
The First Guy To Ever Dream
The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
LAST ERA
The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
The First Guy To Ever Swim
The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert
The First Guy To Ever Take A Vacation
The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant
The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
The First Guy To Ever Wrap A Gift
The First Guy To Ever Play Tag
One guy in Toxic Fan asks to have the other guy's name written on his chest, so it can't come before Have A Name. And Hold Up A Lighter canonizes practically all of Modern Hollywood, so it can only really come last.
I've attempted to create a timeline myself about two months ago. It doesn't include the newest ones, but some of them aren't unitable with the timeline anyways.
www.reddit.com/r/RyanGeorge/comments/gpzhqd/i_created_a_timeline_of_first_guy_to_ever_videos/
Did you know that Ryan-verse had Time Travels? So..The time travelling George can influent first Ryan with his Modern Ideas.
@@wikansaktianto9215 My timeline only considers the First Guy To Ever videos. Bringing timetravel into a timeline makes proper assembling impossible and ruins the fun, because it opens Pandora's box to make everything and every order possible.
@@Babyboss65 You mean The Rooster Paradox? You know that every George is giving Ryan ideas?
i have no idea what people are talking about in the replies
i unironically start conversations with " hi there, hello. it's me" now
Get vid
Welcome to the “hi there hello” restaurant. Love the names in the background.
"So you have a new game for me?"
"Yes sir, I do"
"It's called tag and it's about a person trying really hard to touch another person against their will"
@@phillipbuche204 Oh touching people against their will is TIGHT!
@@ribhavgupta6148 And then whenever someone gets touched, they have to touch someone else.
@@jadondavid8272 "Oh that sounds cool. Does this game require any merchandise that we could sell?"
@@limiv5272 Well sir we can start a super awesome championship with super awesome athletes!! #WorldChaseTag ❤
The rules of the game are simple:
Touch
And
Go
CrEATIVE
In Slow Mo?
Video Vertigo?
Test For Echo?
Mind blown
Touch and go (fly away) is a rough translation of Toccata and Fugue. Now I see kids playing super hero tag when I listen to it and I want Disney to redo that Fantasia sequence with the kids who's it dressed as Darkwing Duck.
Terry Schmitt My mind is truly blown: TAG = Touch And Go = Toccata and Fugue 😮
I can appreciate that his skits last longer than 1 minute.
"You didn't let me finish".
"I don't want that to happen either".
That's comedy gold.
This guys seriously is the best!
Also the kids hahahahha.
En... Ba Ba Ba guy when can i see him live!?
Seems legit
ok
I liked him before you did you IDIOT i have his face on a wall in my room
@@seriousreview8371 lol let's see who gets it
Trying to touch people running away from you is TIGHT.
Why do I feel so dirty right now?
*Jeapordy you mean
First guy to clap: I will smack my self to show I like something...
"you don't let me finish. I don't want that to happen either" 🤣
"Hi there, hello. What are you guys talking about?"
- "Well, this guy wants people to try really hard to touch each other without consent until they're all too exhausted to carry on"
...
...
"Kay, yah, I'm gonna head out"
That guy that headed out then created porn.
Thanks for poorly transcribing the incredibly short video we all have seen.
“Hi there, hello, what are you guys talking about?”
“This guy wants people to try really hard to touch without consent until they’re too tired to carry on.”
“‘Kay, yeah, I’m gonna head out.”
“I’m don’t done. You didn’t let me finish!” “Oh I don’t want that to happen either!” Hilarious
First guy to ever ride a horse? That would be epic.
"So people try really really hard to touch each other without consent?"
I fell off my couch laughing😂😂
I’m so sad that the “Ba Ba Ba Guy tour was cancelled due to coronavirus
Yeah! I really like the sounds he makes!
Eat your cereal
Did anyone catch the "Hi there hello" sign behind the guy with that hat?
nah, i preferred his earlier work.
alan williams WELL REAL FANS LIKE HIS NEWER WORK!
The double entendre with "touch you" is absolutely hilarious