The First Guy - CRIME COMPILATION
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- Hi there hello I'm away on my honeymoon for two weeks, so please enjoy this compilation of crime-related First Guy videos! Back to new sketches when I return!
00:00 - The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
02:20 - The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
05:33 - The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
09:17 - The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank
12:39 - The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison
15:52 - The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin
19:30 - The First Guy To Ever Shoplift
23:12 - The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime
26:41 - The First Guy To Ever Vandalize
30:05 - The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage
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Hi there hello I'm away on my honeymoon for two weeks, so please enjoy this compilation of crime-related First Guy videos! Back to new sketches when I return!
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Ryan has committed so many crimes at risk of being arrested just for the sake of our entertainment. Mad respect.
He won't get arrested. He'll be locked in a room for some time
waiting for a r/wooosh
@@REDACTED.O5-13here you go, what do you mean Put IN A RoOm you sound stupid, ya doofus.
He gets so many real police in his videos , if they catch on they'll be so mad.
One of these days, Ryan is going to have him arrested.
I love that Ryan’s version of banks are just big piles of money in some random office
the first guy to invent a safe hasn't happened yet
@@GayFesh i was going to the first guy to say that but i guess i am the first guy to be infuriated at not being the first guy to say that
Okiloveyoubye
You mean they're not? 🤔
Don't worry. Banks don't actually have your money. They used it to buy government bonds and now those bonds are worth less than they paid for them.
It's all fine.. as long as you don't want to get your money out.
The "love you, bye" catches me off guard every time 😂
I spat out my fucking drink laughing.
9:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My friend sometimes says that in the supermarket to the cashier, it's so fricking funny
Imagine saying that to your friends
at school
Same here 😂😂😂😂
Seeing as how Ryan is away on his honeymoon you can imagine how his wedding went -
Priest: “Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?”
Ryan: “Yes, sir, I do”
"I'm going to take this woman to be my wife I decided"
Then he did a backflip, snapped the priests neck, and saved the day
Wow wow wow wow....
Wow
"Oh taking this woman is Tigh.."
"Nope"
"Whoops."
"Whoopsie!"
@@the_once-and-future_king. "this woman is tight!"
"good news, everybody stops being an alive person eventually."
Such a dark line delivered so upbeat
Like the song "Semi-Charmed Life"?
Watching all of these in a row makes me really appreciate how complex the Ryan Cinematic Universe really is 😂😂
I think he needs to start videos off with a "previously on the RGCU"
😂
@@bent3736does anybody see the wolrd trade center I went there once idk why they replaced it
Theres even a Lore if you go to the First Guy to go to Prison Video he Says he Stole someone's Hat a bunch so the Videos a connected
"I already ate my lunch money!"
Another fellow guy...just out here winging it.
How do you do fellow human? Please send us your fleshiest limb.
It was followed by the joke of I already ate after being offered prize money
"I think you're supposed to use that money to buy your lunch."
"Well, nobody told me that! I'm just winging it out here!"
I think that still remains the most relatable line in any of Ryan's work.
U eat money?
@@loadapish Do ... Do you not?
@@loadapish you dont eat money? you seem like the odd one here...
@@loadapishyeah, like everyone else
doing a backflip, snapping someone's neck and ruining everyone's day has to be the best crime
I think he thought he was saving the day I decided.
They should make several thousand movies and TV shows about it.
It was the first assassin, the guy who hired him made him think he was a bad guy 😯
The "wearing someone's face as a mask took me a second, but I caught on pretty quickly.
That was probably a reference to the guy that invented fiction
Congratulations, Ryan! You truly are The First Guy to Create a Compilation of Seminal Moments in the History of Crime to Commemorate His Own Wedding!
Yeah, probably.
That sounds like the wedding should somehow be fitting in thematically?
You are the type of guy to capitalize (not)every word in a sentence.
@@oleksiiammo7832 not every word- read it more carefully.
His wedding?
Imagine living in a world so peaceful and serene that somebody tying you up and gagging you isn't even traumatic, your response is just, "oh this must be a misunderstanding."
'The First Guy' universe is like if humanity died out, but the infrastructure's still there, then a bunch of clones woke up in a lab, escaped and are now trying to figure out how a society functions.
Oh m g this sounds awesome
Solid Ryan, Liquid Ryan, Solidus Ryan, and Revolver Ryan.
All are genetically modified offspring of Big Ryan.
Sounds like the plot of horizon zero dawn
I want a full movie where Ryan plays all the characters and he just changes his mustache and shirts 😂😂😂
Already the best movie ever.
And glasses
What I want is a movie of a normal guy trying to escape the Ryan verse
Ryan needs to see this
And hats!
This is just what crime is like in Canada.
It's a documentary.
It’s called Many Rooms.
I didn’t even know there was crime in Canada 🇨🇦
As a canadian I can confirm
“Your not allowed to put people in rooms against their will so I’m gonna put you in a room against your will” made me hysterical😂
“Your hair is arbitrary” is absolutely my go to insult 😂.
I don't know what that means but I don't like how it makes me feel.
The idea of someone wearing a person's face like a mask in a world where everyone has the same face is too much for me to comprehend.
lol I didn't get the extra layer to it until you pointed it out. Brilliant
Imagine all these guys lined up in prison for lunch, all with the face of Ryan.
Why is the twin towers in the background in the first skit bro
@@uglen7420 Yeah cause sayandas5033 has all the answers
@@uglen7420 The first guy invented crime, so there was no terrorism before him
-kang- Ryandom
Or maybe the first guy who was put in a room did all the crimes in this video
I guess Assassin Guy wasn’t able to get out of his engagement. Nice of him to still get married for the sake of continuity. Congrats, Assassin Guy!
a whole half hour of crime? This has got to be one of the greatest deals of all time!
I guess you could call it *a steal*
@@DragonKing5356that joke must’ve been super easy, barely an inconvenience
imagine all the sketches would add up into a movie once you put them in the right order
Ryan George: The Movie!
Then he does a pitch meeting for it
"Is this like a phone plan issue?" If I ever need to deal with a kidnapping/hostage situation, I'm going to have to remember that one.
6:23 "I'm making them related now." is such a great line to use in a blackmailing situation. Noted down.
Watching all Ryan's crime related sketches is now super easy, barely an inconvenience.
i would even go so far as to say it's a convenience!
it actually took a while to get this far, it's pretty far
Oh, really?
Ooh... Responding to comments months later is TIGHT!!!
I have to say, these are the most polite criminals I've ever seen. You can definitely tell Ryan's Canadian lol.
You are correct, I’ve decided
33 minutes straight of people being put into rooms! Yes, please!
half a hour of "the first guy" about crimes?
that's a great compilation, I decided
I want a honeymoon pitch meeting or a "First guy to go on a honeymoon" video
If only so we can get an explanation for the word "honeymoon"...
"Hi there hello wife"
"Yes hi hello"
"I know we spent alot of money on this big party but I think we should go somewhere else"
"Oh like to our house that we decided we share?"
"No I was thinking more like going to somewhere to celebrate that big party we had."
@@makarabaduk1754i mean its pretty simple, its just a reference the the moon cycle and emotions, no sooner is the moon full than it begins to wane
basically saying the first month, or Honeymoon, will be the most passionate and love filled of the marriage, before transitioning into the rest of the cycle and dealing with married life
@@nicholasbrown668 A nice, concise explanation there. But I was really angling for the "Ryanverse" explanation in the tradition of *How Things Got Their Names*.
@@makarabaduk1754 i see i wasn't easy and an inconvenience....gods ive failed Ryan
"Hi there, hello" is my favorite Ryan George catchphrase. Everyone focuses on the "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" or a lot of those other Pitch Meeting catch phrases. But I really enjoy "Hi there, hello", there's something wholesome about it.
I love the idea that all people suddenly lost all their memories and woke up and had to figure out how to do all this again
27:25
"Now hang on a second, I've got half a mind to call the police about this!"
"What's the other half of your mind doin'?"
"Holding in a fart. Now you stay right there I'm calling the police!"
Congratulations Ryan! Happy Honeymoon! Thank you so much for all the laughs!
What's the other half of YOUR mind doin'?
When he says “ I decided “ it’s hilarious 😂😂😂
Questionably punchable face Ryan standing in the middle of the street for 72 consecutive hours was probably the meanest crime that he ever committed.
That Cop Guy looks exactly like that Producer Guy. I bet he hears that a lot.
His comedic delivery is so dialed in. These just keep getting better
This is just a comp.
Its the chemistry between all the actors that does it.
@@alaye5583 yes, & you can see a progression in his craft. 👍👍
The kidnapping one is hilarious! 🤣
In hindsight, that first sketch is what led to me embarking on a life of crime
I love the idea of a full civilization being built before anyone ever committed crime
The volume of comments when the video has only been available for 15 minutes cracks me up... but not as much as the videos themselves. Yay for compilations & honeymoons! 🎉
Have I seen every single one of these videos before?
Yes
Am I going to watch this video anyways?
Yes
A 33 minute Ryan George skit… am I dreaming?
yeah
Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up
It’s a bunch of old skits. It says compilation
@@jorgemtzb9359 listen to my pretend shock at this totally known truth bomb you just dropped.
i love how in these skits everything is existing except what the skit is talking about
I know.
Watching all these videos in a compilation made me realize how Canadian this entire approach to situations is...
8:00 I've always loved that part and it's actually why I go back to watch the original skit. The more commanding mustache, it's just so perfect😂
Have a good honeymoon Ryan :) Love your content :D
Posting an interim video while he's away on honeymoon was super-easy, barely an inconvenience.
Making compilations is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Wow wow wow.......... Wow wow.
Compilations are TIGHT
why do i see this same comment on every video ryan george makes i dont get it
@@hatyyy try searching for ryan george pitch meetings and thank me later. Or did i spoil it… Whoopsie
@@hatyyy cause looking up the pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Pitch meetings are TIGHT!
Police Ryan: YOU COMPLETELY DEFACED THAT WALL!
Vandal Ryan who literally painted a face on that wall: 👁👄👁
If you're really stoned right now, imagine an actual Earth where everyone is actually Ryan and this is how all interactions occur
Roger that
i AM stoned rn and i cannot fathom a world so chaotic 😅😂
"What's the other half doing?"
"Holding in a fart."
Most relatable thing ever
I feel like Ryan can make tons of these complications since they are always very fun
I forgot about the shoplifting one, I'd watch a feature length Jurassic Park with Ryan playing all the parts and swearing a lot. Hell, I'd actually pay good money to own that
YASS! Your wife has put you in a room for two weeks, she decided.
The best part of honeymoons are mostly spent in rooms, to be fair.
Hi there hello, this is an amazing compilation. I watched all these when they came out and it’s awesome watching this all over again. Ryan is soooo talented funny and awkward. I love how he points out how weird everything is. And it sooo is.
19:52 the shoplifter stole an expensive brand name shirt!?! Outrageous!
ANARCHY
I just burst out laughing at the gym during the kidnapping scene now everyone thinks im a weirdo
Rewatching things this guy has done before is super easy, barely an inconvenience. ^^
Ryan needs a Cameo in the MCU so it becomes canon that an entire world of Ryan Georges exists in the Marvel Multiverse. Your move Hollywood
"Thoughts were tearing through my head like wildfire. And my ventriloquism is getting better" I need a 10 season serialized show about this cop
"I'm Probably gonna do a Murder on you!" 😂😂😂
what?? you should be put in a room over that i decided.
I love how higher authorities are just people with more impressive mustaches. 😄
29:37.
"That is a crime-doodle"
Stuck in my head so hard
The funny part is that this isn't a skit. Ryan is just the most ruthless criminal in Canada. 😂
Thanks! I have been thinking, what about “the first guy to steal someone identity” with your brilliant mind I am sure you can make an amazing sketch out of it. But beside that I truly appreciate you as an Amazing TH-camr my friend.
Seeing them put together like this proves one thing - continuity in the Ryanverse is flawless
i love the phrase "im going to put you in a room for this"
This “Being John Malkovich” universe you’ve created where everyone has the same face is really brilliant.
Enjoy your honeymoon! Glad Screenwriter Guy and Producer Guy finally tied the knot.😊
Even when crimes happens in the Ryan George universe everyone so polite they listen to each other’s solutions & they never interrupt each other 😂😂😂
Appreciating Ryan’s brilliance while he’s off honey-ing the moon (congrats btw) is super easy, barely an inconvenience
i like how in this universe they have skyscrapers but not laws
ryan has a real talent for describing things in ways that don't explain what it is at all but we all still know exactly what he's talking about.
The misdirect in The First Guy to Ever Punch Someone is such perfect joke structure. "You forced my hand." Balls his hand up into a fist. You think he's about to hit the other guy. "I'm gonna list everything I don't like about your face." Then the other guy hits him.
I love how he said “have you tried wiiishing?” 😂
The bank one reminded me of how this is exactly how my mom’s cousin acted when someone tried to rob, I wanna say butterball chicken… but she was like “I’m sorry, that’s not how it works, you give us the money, and we give you the food” and he eventually left. 😅 then the boss told her not to do that again bc it’s dangerous, but she prevented them from getting robbed.
The hat fit the "thief" way better than the original owner.
Thats what the ryan media wants you to believe
True
Congrats on being the *First Guy* to go on a honeymoon Ryan!!!!
@@__The_ryan_george Obvious scam is obvious
I love how Ryan can turn the worst situations into a casual conversation😂
Congrats Ryan!
“I do, I decided”
Hope there are more of these "First Persons" coming, they are hilarious!
I'm a simple man, I see a new Ryan George video and I click on it.
ur not a man
@@Imjustkendall you got me, I'm actually a lizard.
My favorite crimepilation.
yay, finally a compilation! it's great to be able to listen to them consecutively without having to choose the next one. Congrats on the wedding too!
I love how Ryan has created his own cinematic universe. I feel more interested with his universe than any Marvel universe.
*_The first guy to ever make a compilation!_*
"What's the other half of your mind doing?" "Holding in a fart." We've decided this is funny.
12:33 I love the idea that pens need to be locked up is based on basically survivor bias
What?? WOW!!! Congratulations, Ryan! I'm glad that you and the woman who is now your wife decided to do this thing. All the best!!!
The compilation we never knew we needed
“Then I’ll hire a guy”
“To shame me? It’s not gonna work -that’s my kink- “
The "First Guy to Rob Somebody" call-back. Nice payoff!😂
It is nice when the Ryan clones stumble upon empathy.
What's the name of the song that plays in between the videos?
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I love that lunch money bit ^_^
out of this entire crime compilation the most criminal thing is ryan saying candy corn was good
Truly brilliant commentary on the absurdity of police, property rights, etc.
2:20 “Objection! At the time of the incident, the hand thing, being that it had not yet existed, was not outlawed and thus arbitrary hair guy is not at liberty to be put in a room against his will.”
-Johnathan Lawyer
Didn't that guy get accused of doing some real sketchy stuff?
@@RednocNivert he even agreed that wearing someone else's face for a mask was going a bit too far lol
But would we have even been able to tell?!
Binge-watching Ryan George videos is super easy, barely an inconvenience. 😂
I didn't know I wanted 'The First Guy compilation - CRIME COMPILATION', and now I have it, so I have joy. Thank you, O Ryan George.