7 Of The Most Horrifying TRUE Scary Stories Found On The Internet | Best LetsNotMeet Horror Stories

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  • These are 7 real life horror stories of varying topics coming from different people from all around the world.
    Watch your back. Information on how you can POSSIBLY get your own story featured on my channel is below
    / corpse_husband
    Story start times:
    Story 1: 0:24
    Story 2: 5:37
    Story 3: 9:31
    Story 4: 15:23
    Story 5: 23:23
    Story 6: 26:40
    Story 7: 35:05
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    TO SUBMIT YOUR OWN STORY:
    ► To submit your own story, please send your own personal horror story or stories to the email Corpsehusbandstories@gmail.com with the subject of the email being what kind of story it is. (Stalker, Online stalker, Scary Camping story etc)
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    CREDITS:
    ► Story Credit:
    michrichmond44
    flaxenflare
    scrambled_debutante
    Canorauk
    whalebaboon
    boracay111
    MadameFizzgig
    ► Music credit: "Myuuji" found here / myuuji
    CO.AG Music: / @co.agmusic
    And Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
    ► Outro music credit: • Destrem - Corpse Husba...
    ► Outro video credit: / lillilfred
    ► My last video: • 3 Creepy TRUE Horror S...
    If you have an issue with any of the stories I narrated being posted, please contact me @ Corpsehusbandstories@gmail.com

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  • @cynxtia2960
    @cynxtia2960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6600

    “He pretended to be my dog”
    Him: WOOF WOOF

  • @isaacmontoya5513
    @isaacmontoya5513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5070

    I love going to sleep then hearing a loud ass ad about car insurance.

    • @imadinosaur3140
      @imadinosaur3140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      😂😂🤣🤣WTF🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @babykay1330
      @babykay1330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Horrible lol

    • @user-bj3jn1sq7y
      @user-bj3jn1sq7y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Puro Zombie it’s really worth going for the premium TH-cam, no ads is great

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      was it tyota car?

    • @uncertaintyonline7825
      @uncertaintyonline7825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Gasss Dasss a lot of people do

  • @squeguinquack2570
    @squeguinquack2570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6066

    Everybody gangsta until the black figure crawls up the basement stairs

    • @deepsenpai6871
      @deepsenpai6871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Shetz

    • @_Https.maddie
      @_Https.maddie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Hell to the no I RUN FAST

    • @loxiv9554
      @loxiv9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      i’d be dead🥰

    • @cartridgeace650
      @cartridgeace650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I actually crawl up the stairs and I’m almost an adult it’s a weird childhood habit

    • @summer684
      @summer684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol 😆 🤣 😂

  • @cheesecheese6950
    @cheesecheese6950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    "I never want to describe what I saw there. I'm sorry, I just can't."
    *proceeds to describe*

    • @melepearl7916
      @melepearl7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I think this was the scariest story imo

    • @ipukeglitter435
      @ipukeglitter435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Some of these people are a bit....ya know 🤦‍♀️
      "A collegey thing to do"

    • @bhjdGs0046
      @bhjdGs0046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @da_lowtusz2201
      @da_lowtusz2201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @ryomandu
      @ryomandu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm curious about what happened to the girl he saw in the woods?

  • @jill6165
    @jill6165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5855

    I was finna throw hands if that dude did anything to the dog

    • @abc4781
      @abc4781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      I'd prefer to throw lead.

    • @jakefst8182
      @jakefst8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@abc4781 lmao

    • @manosharkie12
      @manosharkie12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Smh

    • @skatertita
      @skatertita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      But thank god he was only there for the woman

    • @chocolate_reflex0929
      @chocolate_reflex0929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

  • @EskibiToleh
    @EskibiToleh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9406

    “I TrIeD To SkReAm ButT my HeAd was UnDeR WaTeR

    • @garrettcassidy8547
      @garrettcassidy8547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      PLEASE why was i thinking of this

    • @loverose8527
      @loverose8527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Right when I heard that I instantly thought that I spit out my water lmaooo💀

    • @Ky-qk3mk
      @Ky-qk3mk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Damn it. I just commented that :/

    • @loxiv9554
      @loxiv9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      PLEASE IM ADDINGSVSJSJSJS

    • @Ky-qk3mk
      @Ky-qk3mk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      kylie k bro we got the same name

  • @rahul4167
    @rahul4167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3018

    19:38 "I DoNT EvER WaNt To DescRibE wHat I FouND TheRE O.o"
    5 seconds later:
    *Describes every single detail he saw"

    • @jaidenatorres5299
      @jaidenatorres5299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Omg...
      I know right

    • @cleon24769
      @cleon24769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      _"Cocaine's a hell of a drug."_

    • @Daniel-hf5yp
      @Daniel-hf5yp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That story was the most disturbing even though I havent finished the video

    • @silverwolfmarcus
      @silverwolfmarcus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Daniel-hf5yp Did you change your mind?

    • @Daniel-hf5yp
      @Daniel-hf5yp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      silverwolf marcus still is

  • @arynndixon2961
    @arynndixon2961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1701

    Me: watching a terrifying story
    Toyota ad: it’s go time

    • @Tht1Dude
      @Tht1Dude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂

    • @monkeybirthdaycake0627
      @monkeybirthdaycake0627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      that is so true

    • @Goose1782
      @Goose1782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣🤣🤣 True

    • @VisionaryForge_
      @VisionaryForge_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The ad is almost as scarcy as the stories 😆

    • @Goose1782
      @Goose1782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@VisionaryForge_ YESSSSSSSSSSS

  • @DarkenedArk
    @DarkenedArk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1891

    Hell yeah I'm watching this at the grocery store and there's nothing you can do to stop me

    • @lilypaigeham
      @lilypaigeham 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Welcome to the Trashy Fandom Are you really? If so that's awesome

    • @DarkenedArk
      @DarkenedArk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      NACHITO BARAJAS Yeah I watched the first ten minutes or so while I was shopping lmao

    • @lilypaigeham
      @lilypaigeham 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Welcome to the Trashy Fandom that's funny.

    • @lilypaigeham
      @lilypaigeham 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to the Trashy Fandom that's funny.

    • @camswagsomeparedes6225
      @camswagsomeparedes6225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Welcome to the Trashy Fandom u go boi

  • @evanfromthe7578
    @evanfromthe7578 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5152

    You and Mr. Nightmare are definitely the best story tellers on TH-cam

  • @changbinsrightbigtoe
    @changbinsrightbigtoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1585

    His voice has changed so much Holy shit
    HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET SO MANY LIKES JESUS CHRIST

    • @josephbalistreri8664
      @josephbalistreri8664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He has a gerd

    • @theoryquery
      @theoryquery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Shiro Suzuki I feel like your profile pic was your reaction during this comment. XD

    • @changbinsrightbigtoe
      @changbinsrightbigtoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@theoryquery yes.

    • @peecondom6729
      @peecondom6729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I- mate your profile picture is amazing.

    • @A1M3.
      @A1M3. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ye

  • @blue9816
    @blue9816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    23:20 " THE MAN IN THE YELLOW RAINCOAT"
    ME: "gROwn uP GEoRgiE!"

    • @its_himm_
      @its_himm_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Why'd i think of the yellow man from curious george-

    • @andre_yo
      @andre_yo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg yesss

    • @shanks2062
      @shanks2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My first thought was Little Nightmares. XD

    • @sarahlilly1745
      @sarahlilly1745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shanks2062 *Coraline has entered the chat*

    • @alphahendricks
      @alphahendricks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I-
      Dose that mean his older brother died instade of him!?

  • @thewheelsonthebus8560
    @thewheelsonthebus8560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4972

    I didn’t even realize I was listening to corpse back then, usually people who narrate scary stories have that type voice... I feel *honored* to have listens to him before he got simps 👩🏾‍💻

    • @Allieshaa
      @Allieshaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Same, a couple of years ago I'd search "Corpse" and random things would come up, now when I search "Corpse" things like "Corpse husband hand" "Corpse husband voice" "Cute corpse husband moments" "Corpse husband face reveal" "What does corpse husband look like", and on almost all of his posts I always see a comment that says "Corpse daddy" or "Corpse's voice is soooooo deep ilysm corpse" "Omg daddy", normally it doesn't bother me, but I've seen so fucking much of it recently, it's kinda annoying.

    • @user-nd2lg4jp4f
      @user-nd2lg4jp4f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Same

    • @erikacalle7853
      @erikacalle7853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@Allieshaa omg I used to watch his dark web stories and “hiring a hitman” when I was in 5th grade. And recently I found out that he is the same person who has all the girls simping for him 😆

    • @essenceisaway3633
      @essenceisaway3633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      i know. i went on a trend of listening to horror stories and when he blew up i knew the stories sent in sounds familiar and i used to watch him. now im back and a simp lmfao

    • @Allieshaa
      @Allieshaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@erikacalle7853 I've been watching him since I was 7, I probably shouldn't have, but I enjoyed it anyway I'm 12 now, and there are literally simps everywhere I go.

  • @itatchi8827
    @itatchi8827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4010

    The most terrifying ones are always the most realistic ones

    • @anragon8459
      @anragon8459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Why did I watch this 12:45 am ...😐😅

    • @someirishboi6308
      @someirishboi6308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@anragon8459 lol rip

    • @zeejama1051
      @zeejama1051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@anragon8459 im lucky im watching this at 2:13 Pm

    • @bennett7934
      @bennett7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I just wanna sleep but then I watched this at 3am....now...i cant sleep👁👄👁💧

    • @anragon8459
      @anragon8459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bennett7934 RIP ☠️

  • @trashcan2926
    @trashcan2926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    Corpse Husband: " I heard a scratch at the door again"
    Me: *Hears a scratch at my door and my heart drops*
    My cat Jim (bless him): *Meows and keeps scratching at the door to let him in*
    Me: If only my bedroom door had a peephole

    • @jinnuh
      @jinnuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Ms.CreepsMcGee this shouldnt be funny to me but it absolutely is

    • @rhi5233
      @rhi5233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i would like but u have 666 👁👄👁

    • @myrandamuniz9043
      @myrandamuniz9043 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make one

    • @transsnack
      @transsnack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love when pets have normal people names.

    • @someirishboi6308
      @someirishboi6308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@transsnack my dog's name is Uma
      Springer Spaniel

  • @mirasadtalpur2917
    @mirasadtalpur2917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    3 years later his voice is deeper than batman

    • @glannann7795
      @glannann7795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bruh👀💀😂

    • @fa11outking777
      @fa11outking777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That means two things

    • @eclipseyujin
      @eclipseyujin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I litterally thought that this was from 2020 or sum, and I was wondering why his voice was so light or as light as I’ve heard it. Then I saw this comment haha

    • @amandaa.3103
      @amandaa.3103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very true

    • @KumoGoesFast
      @KumoGoesFast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he has GERD, his voice will get deeper and deeper and he could lose it eventually

  • @achilles3051
    @achilles3051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2495

    Me: has an anxiety disorder and gets spooked/sees things really easily
    Also me: watches horror videos right before going to bed

    • @darthie8990
      @darthie8990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      We living the same life over here 😂

    • @ratte8570
      @ratte8570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      yea

    • @sammchristman4893
      @sammchristman4893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      same. I'm paranoid about someone watching me and/or getting into my house somehow but I keep watching videos that just increase the anxiety lmao

    • @Pom05124
      @Pom05124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same other than im in bed lol

    • @illumizoldyck9746
      @illumizoldyck9746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Are you my twin?

  • @bundiboi2008
    @bundiboi2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

    To be short it's in the middle of no where
    Australian's:
    Yeah nah mate gonna have to be more specific than that

    • @jakefst8182
      @jakefst8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      A lot of land in austrailia is open and in the middle of no where. Theres a lot of places that dont have towns for miles

    • @Iloveyou-cm5dx
      @Iloveyou-cm5dx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Nobody : not anymore

    • @GingerThereforeNoSoul
      @GingerThereforeNoSoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Iloveyou-cm5dx what makes you say that?

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      “Ah yeah, It’s in the bush”Yeah mate, very helpful that’s like 95% of the country lol

    • @thiswillnotdo6027
      @thiswillnotdo6027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i reckon haha

  • @jadegarcia2194
    @jadegarcia2194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1364

    When the video is almost 45 mins long 😍😍😍

    • @saturdaymourning5582
      @saturdaymourning5582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jade Garcia when you've already heard every story in the 45 minute video :'(

    • @opengraves1122
      @opengraves1122 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you want original Horror, head to my channel. I write all my own stories and would appreciate your support and feedback :)

    • @mountaindewbajablast4794
      @mountaindewbajablast4794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thats when i fuckin NUT

    • @vinylsmp3
      @vinylsmp3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      NUT

    • @alyssasandoval5409
      @alyssasandoval5409 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      seriously, does anyone else practically Orgasm when he updates?

  • @mr.milktea00
    @mr.milktea00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    "Get tf out. Get tf out of my car before I cut off your face and make you eat it." LMAOOOOOOOO I'm crying

  • @catsnsoof
    @catsnsoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    I feel like I’m cheating on Mr Nightmare whenever I listen to Corpse

    • @revisjames
      @revisjames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      lol same tho

    • @dani-up1pp
      @dani-up1pp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmaoo

    • @scarlettjackson36
      @scarlettjackson36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      opposite, i feel like im cheating on corpse when ever I listen to nightmare

    • @catsnsoof
      @catsnsoof 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@scarlettjackson36 lol yeah, I’ve been listening to mr nightmare for a while now (I just found corpse tho haha)

    • @amberlynn3505
      @amberlynn3505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samee

  • @jaxonsanders1036
    @jaxonsanders1036 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2108

    I don't know why my mind is always like. "Hmmm it's nighttime, your home alone, and in the pitch black"..... "let's watch some scary stories💀"

    • @jeffthekillerdaughter1205
      @jeffthekillerdaughter1205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Jax Savage on me. Thats the same way I am

    • @casinors1225
      @casinors1225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jax Savage yh same here right now

    • @Jprager
      @Jprager 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jaxon Sanders Same :)

    • @keitilini
      @keitilini 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!

    • @xXMacedoniaNXx
      @xXMacedoniaNXx 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaxon Sanders fk samd

  • @blitzthejolteon
    @blitzthejolteon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

    When you think you got a text but it's better

    • @ashleyallin1981
      @ashleyallin1981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Broken Soul sadly I love these notifications more than texts from my boyfriend 😂😂

    • @JRayl22
      @JRayl22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Property of Deadpool Lol damnnnnn. Gotta get a new boyfriend 😉

    • @blitzthejolteon
      @blitzthejolteon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Ashley allin saaaaaame XD

  • @sirjeffersREBEL
    @sirjeffersREBEL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    The second story reminds me of the folktale about the girl who’s dog would lick her hand to assure her that everything was okay but when she goes to the bathroom the message “Humans can lick too” is written in her dogs blood

    • @shreddedcheese2659
      @shreddedcheese2659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeeeess

    • @shreddedcheese2659
      @shreddedcheese2659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Its actually called "Humans can lick too" or something, easy to find that way. :3

    • @minV5326
      @minV5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh right..

    • @fifa22vids65
      @fifa22vids65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I remember that one

    • @PalWasHere
      @PalWasHere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I rember hearing the for story in one of corpse's videos

  • @alleycat2486
    @alleycat2486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    I didn't even know this was corpse, I watched his videos a couple years ago without even knowing it lmao

    • @teresia2846
      @teresia2846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Same, his video keeps popping up on my recommendation so I just click it without knowing the channel name. I just realize it's Corpse when he blew up and his simps👁👄👁

    • @sofinemya
      @sofinemya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i just started simping over his voice even tho ive been watching his channel for years lol dont know why i didnt realize how nice his voice was before

    • @emmagough7114
      @emmagough7114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me toooo

    • @Tommy-354
      @Tommy-354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I stumbled upon one of his videos in 2017 and I loved it but 10 year old me decided to close the video and then I couldn't find his channel lol

    • @eligaming2249
      @eligaming2249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg same

  • @taz9951
    @taz9951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    Gonna be dead honest. I'm a new subscriber and I've only heard his voice during Among Us plays. His voice at the beginning of the video scared me because I was expecting it to sound like how it sounds in his Among Us videos.

    • @scaf5363
      @scaf5363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Yeah most would expect that. However he’s got a severe case of GERD, or acid reflux which effects his vocal cords. He’s had constant medical examinations as there is a possibility he could develop throat cancer from it. So over the years, his voice has gotten raspier and more coarse sounding.

    • @wadyz
      @wadyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      lol i remember when i discorverd him a few years ago, it was 3 am and my tv was super loud, and all of a sudden i hear "THIS IS A TRUE HORROR STORY", lmao it terrified me.

    • @gwaveebowt5666
      @gwaveebowt5666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@scaf5363 wait really? does he say that?

    • @unjustfool12
      @unjustfool12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah me too hahah

    • @connergalles7106
      @connergalles7106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gwaveebowt5666 prob true

  • @saramoore1571
    @saramoore1571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Figure: " starts to crawl up stairs "
    Me: 'ight imma head out

    • @ramonawonderland5281
      @ramonawonderland5281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruv idk why no know actually talkin bout the stories itself that last one made me stand up for a sec lol

    • @cheesecheese6950
      @cheesecheese6950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You have 69 likes.

    • @janalax1804
      @janalax1804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ight g imma head out this is getting a little creepy ya know

    • @tbroad5291
      @tbroad5291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS U 💀🔪

    • @Ihsuga
      @Ihsuga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cheesecheese6950 you have 1 like.

  • @anunr00
    @anunr00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Plot twist, the dog was the one who hired the man, so his/her owners would take them for long walks.🥺

    • @myclovrs
      @myclovrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      its a dog-

    • @draken7148
      @draken7148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@myclovrs how did you realize that I thought it was a dolphin

    • @andre_yo
      @andre_yo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it would've been cuteeeee affff😬❤❤❤

    • @abireed411
      @abireed411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It has to be and good plot twist

    • @addluc9313
      @addluc9313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@draken7148 same!

  • @vnzalol2364
    @vnzalol2364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    4:00 “i tried to scream.... but my head was underwater *bloop*”

    • @maerutigliano838
      @maerutigliano838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      water..water water....water.water treding water.he drowned on the water water water

    • @whiteechy
      @whiteechy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They called him weak, but somehow he surviiiveeed~!

    • @channelisnolongerbeingused5369
      @channelisnolongerbeingused5369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sry I ruined the song but can we give a props to this comment :)

    • @moroseloki1912
      @moroseloki1912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is a song?

    • @vnzalol2364
      @vnzalol2364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MoroseLoki C.A. Yes it’s called “Everything i wanted” by Billie Eilish :))

  • @faithcatalan6479
    @faithcatalan6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    honestly the one about the Kid who fell into a Murderers hidey-hole playing man hunt was the scariest. It was especially scary because the way they described the layout of the camp ground sounded exactly like the one me and My Dad have camped at a plethora of times. the hidden trail they described even sounded like one of the trails that branched off near a tree house I built with some friends. while listening to that story I could almost vividly picture walking through that old campground again. That's the scariest one I've heard so far and I listen to quite a lot of these story reading youtube channels

  • @chromascreen_gaming
    @chromascreen_gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    Corpse: *mid story*
    My Bluetooth headphones: *aggressive beeping*

    • @Yoboydyl
      @Yoboydyl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes

    • @jcdenton4902
      @jcdenton4902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wired gang

    • @LiddolDumple
      @LiddolDumple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      .but like why they have to beeeeeeeep like we need to hear!

    • @chromascreen_gaming
      @chromascreen_gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LiddolDumple EXACTLY

    • @chromascreen_gaming
      @chromascreen_gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@LiddolDumple at least it's better than *B A T T E R Y L O W*

  • @Olive-ey1cc
    @Olive-ey1cc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Ngl when I saw the title “he pretended to be my dog” I imagined a grown ass man in a dog costume running on all fours

    • @k1n686
      @k1n686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol xD

    • @happyyyyyyyyyy7373
      @happyyyyyyyyyy7373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't stop laughing now getting yelled at

    • @nickmario2280
      @nickmario2280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HE A FURRY THEN RUN MAN RUNNN

    • @amandaa.3103
      @amandaa.3103 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 😆 🤣 😂

    • @rileypaige555
      @rileypaige555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same bro🤣

  • @kindaalmir2324
    @kindaalmir2324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    corpse husband and chill

    • @kindaalmir2324
      @kindaalmir2324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      love u corpsy❤

    • @katinaegyptwalker6256
      @katinaegyptwalker6256 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Katerina Petrova Dylan of CHILLS!! Yeah, they both are a perfect!! Check their TWITTER page, Katerina

    • @jaysan3004
      @jaysan3004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Katerina Petrova love the vampire diaries!

    • @maryjaneu7322
      @maryjaneu7322 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Katerina Petrova yessssssss

    • @zfin87
      @zfin87 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @tiad2125
    @tiad2125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    The intensity of your voice in parts of the stories are what really help imagine the settings of what you're reading!! You should be an audiobook reader..

    • @nono-kn3je
      @nono-kn3je 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      -deep voice- I just broke up with my abusive boyfriend

    • @revisjames
      @revisjames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nono-kn3je lol

    • @vizunalvarez883
      @vizunalvarez883 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nono-kn3je Hope things go well for ya

    • @_lol.imagine_
      @_lol.imagine_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vizunalvarez883 I think they’re referencing a story that’s in the video lol

    • @vizunalvarez883
      @vizunalvarez883 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_lol.imagine_ Ah, okay, I don't think I watched this video all the way through, so that's prob why I didn't get it

  • @Jaspanda_P
    @Jaspanda_P 7 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    12:44
    "My boys are going to _fuck_ you up, bitch. They're gonna *_fuck_* you up."
    I love how you said that.

    • @dylandeosingh02
      @dylandeosingh02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Noizic
      When that happens you smack the bitch right out the car

    • @weezll8487
      @weezll8487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      When he said that I had a fucking orgasm

    • @ahnein3197
      @ahnein3197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Noizic fuCK DADDY

    • @robbydudley1124
      @robbydudley1124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If it were me i wouldn't have let her out scott free. I would stab her or cut off a finger or something

    • @studyman4556
      @studyman4556 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noizic I found that phrase so scary when he said like that :(

  • @banana-er1oc
    @banana-er1oc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    These stories don’t even need pictures I can just imagine everything as if it’s a whole movie

    • @kingofamateurartists4574
      @kingofamateurartists4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same

    • @LizaCuencaGarcia
      @LizaCuencaGarcia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dude i always think this i was listening to a different story earlier like woa man i pictured everything as if i was there it was a creepy basement story 😅😅😅

    • @quinnsmith-cameron1011
      @quinnsmith-cameron1011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes, that’s how reading works

    • @banana-er1oc
      @banana-er1oc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@quinnsmith-cameron1011 lol that’s why I love reading

    • @casualbetch9195
      @casualbetch9195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

  • @flowerhana__1
    @flowerhana__1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    Nobody: *Does something*
    Corpse Husband: Hi
    Everybody: *Freaks out*

    • @A1M3.
      @A1M3. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @skeeter7898
      @skeeter7898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who is nobody and everybody?

    • @Errors.404
      @Errors.404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sounds about right

    • @vivekbarua1738
      @vivekbarua1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAOO

    • @ikermit5751
      @ikermit5751 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is this true though

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone1462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    If anyone's wondering what an 'arvo' is, it's means afternoon. It's aussie slang

    • @hanscapon222
      @hanscapon222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I forgot not everyone is Australian and spent a solid 5 seconds wondering who didn't know what an arvo is

    • @yoake-2919
      @yoake-2919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hanscapon222 other people,,,, don't call them that? Bet they don't know what brekky is either then

    • @Lia-hq9th
      @Lia-hq9th 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Katiki I’m not Aussie but it is

  • @dapperturtle1559
    @dapperturtle1559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    "I dOnt" EvEr WanT To DeScRiBE WHAt I SAw ThErE"
    Perfectly describes what they saw

    • @lolarodriquez560
      @lolarodriquez560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YEP😁 DUDE IS A REAL DOUGHNUT,BCUS THE STORY HAD A HOLE IN IT😬🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DavidJones-yz6zt
      @DavidJones-yz6zt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They said EXACTLY what they saw there, so they left out some more gruesome details

    • @lxn_ni1814
      @lxn_ni1814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And they some how saw this in the pitch black dark

    • @alyssawitt14
      @alyssawitt14 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lxn_ni1814 after awhile you eyes adjust

    • @AnguishedMan
      @AnguishedMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alyssawitt14 no

  • @timtompkins8774
    @timtompkins8774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    I love the way corpse tells the stories he's one of the only people that actually put some motion into the stories which makes them that much better

    • @leovaldez9586
      @leovaldez9586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dark Somnium, look him up. His girlfriend also narrates and makes appearances in his video and she's also really good imo.

    • @mayonnaise3959
      @mayonnaise3959 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Motion?

    • @alexroyuela3612
      @alexroyuela3612 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mayonnaise3959emotion 😅

  • @destinycardenas8346
    @destinycardenas8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1542

    His voice 3 years ago is definitely alittle more high pitched than it is now 🤩

    • @dragonsreingsupreme1
      @dragonsreingsupreme1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Yeah it is because he has GERD it is basically stomach acid washing his vocal chords, his voice will more than likely get steadily deeper before he looses it all together. 😬😔

    • @destinycardenas8346
      @destinycardenas8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@dragonsreingsupreme1 ohhh:(

    • @catherinefeeney9612
      @catherinefeeney9612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@dragonsreingsupreme1 how does stomach acid get into your vocal cords

    • @dragonsreingsupreme1
      @dragonsreingsupreme1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@catherinefeeney9612 its a medical condition i think it has something to do with thin esophageal lining and a deteriorated flap

    • @user-vm6mw5xw7o
      @user-vm6mw5xw7o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@catherinefeeney9612 acid reflux

  • @mykie
    @mykie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    I'M HYPE FAM

  • @lizjohnson937
    @lizjohnson937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    when you ignore your bestfriend just to watch this

    • @chuckiefinster477
      @chuckiefinster477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Liz Johnson - When you ignore everyone to watch youtube all day everyday.

    • @ulyssesn0kturnal259
      @ulyssesn0kturnal259 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Liz Johnson that's the spirit! lmao

    • @Rick_Astley_
      @Rick_Astley_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ashley Serban she can do what she wants

    • @Rick_Astley_
      @Rick_Astley_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Liz Johnson lol my friends were spamming me with texts and I replied 'guys I swear if you don't stop I will leave the chat I'm trying to watch corpse husband now shut up' my bff replied 'oh OK corpse husband is pretty awesome' and I simply put 🙃

  • @hollie8964
    @hollie8964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    *5 minutes in the video*
    Me;*not listening,and reading comments*
    Also me; damm it , I wasn't listening - -

  • @Jordan-gz8yi
    @Jordan-gz8yi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    I love it that you include subtitles on your videos Im deaf and it really helps. Appreciated :)

    • @ludvigbjorck7133
      @ludvigbjorck7133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Mark Feel bad for you dude, altough happy you can listen to creepy stories. May I ask what your life’s like?

    • @surajrai9289
      @surajrai9289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      wheres the subtitle

    • @albang8804
      @albang8804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      did u fucking serieusly said LISTEN ......after he told he is deaf?? dumb dipshit .. he reads them and imagines a voice i guess. i feel for u jordan maybe hearing aids can save you, tey have very good things nowadays@@ludvigbjorck7133

    • @pizzaisafruit1333
      @pizzaisafruit1333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ludvigbjorck7133 really dude he said hes deaf and you tell him to LISTEN IS BEING DEAF A JOKE TO YOU my uncle is deaf and hes blind so you cant talk to him at all

    • @ludvigbjorck7133
      @ludvigbjorck7133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      I don’t get why you guys are pissed about this, I did not mean anything by this. Felt a lil weird saying ”read” when it’s a video. You guys clearly need to chill tho, my comment doesn’t come off as being rude in any way, I merely wanted to know what his life was like.

  • @emmastrickland1395
    @emmastrickland1395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Im home alone!!!! Its night time and I sleep in the basement!!!!!!

    • @jimjam6598
      @jimjam6598 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I sleep on the roof because my toaster doesn't work and I need to stay with my cat so I don't get lost.

    • @kingabe221
      @kingabe221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Emma Strickland ur fucked

    • @kickadick102
      @kickadick102 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i love you

    • @kaitlynjones2614
      @kaitlynjones2614 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Emma Strickland goodluck

    • @charizma2210
      @charizma2210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Emma Strickland well lol...I hope your not paranoid like me...good luck

  • @sudeekshaannachhatre4030
    @sudeekshaannachhatre4030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    horror stories don't ever creep me, but the narrator changes it all.

    • @janalax1804
      @janalax1804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If he did it with his dark voice I would have crapes my pants

    • @sudeekshaannachhatre4030
      @sudeekshaannachhatre4030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@potatomaster7482 i know its his voice. although his voice seems deeper in among us videos

    • @zzee1007
      @zzee1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sudeekshaannachhatre4030 I think he sounds different because his voice changed in the last 3 years and has deepened a little

    • @tamathemaoriengine3203
      @tamathemaoriengine3203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sudeekshaannachhatre4030 his voice deepened due to medical issues

    • @anastaziak6621
      @anastaziak6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I totally agree!

  • @pihedancs3425
    @pihedancs3425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The first story really said I TRIED TO SCREAM, BUT MY HEAD WAS UNDERWATER

    • @casper9235
      @casper9235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dug everywhere for this comment ty 💃🛐

    • @ChildOfBread
      @ChildOfBread 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's exactly what I was thinking😂

  • @cheezkid26
    @cheezkid26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Man, I forgot how awesome your voice was, Corpse. It's perfect for reading creepy stories.
    [EDIT:] He love my comment.
    One of my favorite TouTubers loved my comment.
    I'd fangirl, but I'm a guy.

    • @SoujiViola
      @SoujiViola 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      cheezkid26 cringe is real.

    • @TheFragrantGangsters
      @TheFragrantGangsters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Viola Souji And it's alive in this very room

    • @mettanoah4100
      @mettanoah4100 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      What?

    • @lillzy8287
      @lillzy8287 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then fanboy. Don't be ashamed.

    • @cheezkid26
      @cheezkid26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't want to be made fun of.

  • @appledough3843
    @appledough3843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    19:39
    I don't ever want to describe exactly what I found there.
    *Proceeds to describe it*

    • @MichaelSmith-ln4jm
      @MichaelSmith-ln4jm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reminds me of derek jupiter from the show I'm in a band

    • @genesofgod
      @genesofgod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😆💯

    • @dvader4731
      @dvader4731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @dianitestar1234
      @dianitestar1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the person did in some detail at least but didn’t want to go further and i don’t blame em 🥶 that is f**cked and why i like carrying a weapon on me to mess people up like that like i’m natsu dragneel from fairy tail 😂🔥

    • @slavexcalledxshiver
      @slavexcalledxshiver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha! Yeah that was good, man.

  • @marigoldmoon4081
    @marigoldmoon4081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    6ft tall, pale, skinny, black hair pulled back into a ponytail the extremely empty look on his face and in his eyes.
    Why does this description remind me of Aizawa

    • @zeenat8363
      @zeenat8363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I thought of Illumi 👁👄👁

    • @mediumjimmy
      @mediumjimmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Okay so I’m not the only one who thought that lol

    • @el7094
      @el7094 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @sofinemya
      @sofinemya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      bruh aizawa hits soooo different with his hair pulled back in a bun. just sayin 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @dreashoulders1103
      @dreashoulders1103 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah it was scissor seven

  • @erykahb3902
    @erykahb3902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The first story.. the guys seemed like he knew exactly what he was doing and he was very good at it. I wonder how many people he’s killed? How many missing bodies are down that waterfall? This should be investigated.

    • @elliemack9910
      @elliemack9910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok now I'm scared lol

    • @trevortee1966
      @trevortee1966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude Tryna save him from going over the waterfall why would somebody risk there own life by drowning somebody next to a waterfall , your crazy mayne

    • @joespitler3929
      @joespitler3929 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a fictional story dipshits

    • @cherryberry9468
      @cherryberry9468 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why wouldn’t the guy tell the police though?

    • @zackzeed
      @zackzeed 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cherryberry9468 Good f'ing question. You'd be Amazed at the stupidity of some of these people and their respective stories...
      Edit; haha lol first comment was 3 years ago, then 2y, then 1y and now we're here... man time sure flies. For context I remember watching this video when it came out.
      Man I feel old now.

  • @monig8194
    @monig8194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    04:00 "I tried to scream but my head was underwater" 😔

    • @user-qs3gv5vf6l
      @user-qs3gv5vf6l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

    • @duoz9984
      @duoz9984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @emilysmith7142
      @emilysmith7142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      STOP HAHAHAHSHXHAJFHEJ

    • @stefanna4779
      @stefanna4779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was looking for this!!!

    • @Calliope_shields
      @Calliope_shields 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol something similar happened to me so this makes me feel better

  • @seductivewalrus5587
    @seductivewalrus5587 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    wtf i haven't been on your channel in a few. what happened to the cute corpse with like 80k subs?

  • @tiffanyvalentine6100
    @tiffanyvalentine6100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Who’s here in 2020. : he sounds sooooo different 😭

    • @rachelynette
      @rachelynette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah bc he has a medical condition that is damaging his vocal cords & heightening his risk of developing throat cancer.

    • @etfs1fan603
      @etfs1fan603 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      me 🥺

    • @ms.ambrialazy4345
      @ms.ambrialazy4345 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      obviously everyone

    • @melepearl7916
      @melepearl7916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He sounds like a normal human. His voice is much deeper now

    • @johannpabon5403
      @johannpabon5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think thats is real voice?

  • @zoehalstead7059
    @zoehalstead7059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "a tall pale man with long black hair"
    me: "MISTER AIZAWA THAT U"

    • @theblackswan723
      @theblackswan723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *drags person to drown*
      Me: “I DONT THINK SO, NVM”

    • @Hdogss
      @Hdogss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aizawa?

  • @rarin7645
    @rarin7645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    anyone else playing his videos in the background as you do almost anything else

    • @karisburns6161
      @karisburns6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yea im in school and im listening to him

    • @littlemarblefox
      @littlemarblefox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES

    • @steddie
      @steddie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      this is a personal attack im just doodling and listening to him

    • @kayla9146
      @kayla9146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I’m playing Minecraft and watching this 😂

    • @callmepoppi0799
      @callmepoppi0799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@karisburns6161 im writing stories and watching this lol

  • @yellowthing3622
    @yellowthing3622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    :OOO his voice is higher than in the among us vids now
    Ive just realised i used to watch his vids and now that ive found it again i wont forget to subscribe lol

    • @lykeprice9239
      @lykeprice9239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sammee oml

    • @romangodfreyswife135
      @romangodfreyswife135 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably because this is wayyy older and his medical condition worsens over time he'll most likely lose his voice one day

  • @wendywilson4415
    @wendywilson4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Once I fell in the shower, I tried to grab onto the water.

    • @max5845
      @max5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      you legend

    • @istqrz
      @istqrz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Absolute icon

    • @Paradee477
      @Paradee477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mood. You wanna join the dumbass club?

    • @save.theducks
      @save.theducks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same but i grabbed the curtain and the rod hit my head. was the first time i ever fainted shit was scary

    • @yeix7159
      @yeix7159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’re a genius! I should try grabbing water

  • @DeftMacaroon
    @DeftMacaroon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Feel the difference of Corpse's voice
    I only knows that corpse has some sickness but idk if that affect his voice tho
    I hope he will get better🥺

    • @tbroad5291
      @tbroad5291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It does affect his voice, it makes it raspier and things. So people rlly be simping for a disease 😀👍

  • @karolina-jm6we
    @karolina-jm6we 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "I tried to reason with Jeremy something along the lines of...." the ad- I WANT IT ALL AND I WANT IT NOW.

    • @fxrntree
      @fxrntree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      when i tell you i'm watching this at 1 am and i cAcKLed

    • @theblackswan723
      @theblackswan723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read that in the voice of the brat from Willy wonka XD

    • @Akashathesilentassassin
      @Akashathesilentassassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theblackswan723 Willy Wonka is a treasure

    • @crateredcallisto2854
      @crateredcallisto2854 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theblackswan723 DADDY BUY ME NORTH KOREA

  • @rachelversemann5271
    @rachelversemann5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    All these stories affirm the fact that, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm buying a small gun when I leave the house

    • @yourmothersrefrigerator4989
      @yourmothersrefrigerator4989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sammy G thanks for the advice💕

    • @glennsarka2568
      @glennsarka2568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Sammy G thanks you so much! Also it can be really dangerous if you don't have proper training (for both yourself and others in the area)

    • @yellowthing3622
      @yellowthing3622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm pretty sure yall know this already, but dont ever shoot a gun in the air as to threaten the attacker in a city, the bullet can hit someone nd that might be the end of them

    • @alleetears
      @alleetears 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      pepper spray or a tazer are easier to keep discreet, especially mini cans of pepper spray. the gun isn’t a bad idea, but for stuff where a you maybe have minimal pocket space or a gun isn’t allowed i’d opt for pepper spray or a car key

    • @ZeldamonCWB
      @ZeldamonCWB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm 13 and have a machete under my pillow and 2 22's in my closet, still scared.

  • @top3allday676
    @top3allday676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    I love his voice it makes you pay attention😍

    • @kauphaart0
      @kauphaart0 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only he could pronounce "Mountains" rather than saying "Mao Ins"

    • @oliviadutson9946
      @oliviadutson9946 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr when the voices are deep and mysterious it makes the stories better

    • @patbrettzukowsky5150
      @patbrettzukowsky5150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kau Ph'aart Ikr

    • @meepmoose4330
      @meepmoose4330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL I LIGIT JUST SAID THAT

    • @natashiaanatashiaa5250
      @natashiaanatashiaa5250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg yessss

  • @Relic111
    @Relic111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I just have one question
    Why did I watch this?

    • @roxanaelizabeth1290
      @roxanaelizabeth1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      omg i love your comment but, my ocd is mad because now its 9 and not 8 likes O~O

    • @charge_bushi1
      @charge_bushi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@roxanaelizabeth1290 here I changed it to 12

    • @roxanaelizabeth1290
      @roxanaelizabeth1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charge_bushi1 thanks you!

    • @kezzed1035
      @kezzed1035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have one question
      Why did I reply to this comment

    • @GigaChad-xs8zz
      @GigaChad-xs8zz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because you clicked on it

  • @yvsedits7133
    @yvsedits7133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    “He crawled up the stairs”
    Him: 🦟

    • @nemomukerji
      @nemomukerji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kageguri pfp really

    • @theblackswan723
      @theblackswan723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nemomukerji a random dude yelling pfp really

    • @nemomukerji
      @nemomukerji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theblackswan723 it's lazarbeam

  • @rakija5108
    @rakija5108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    never clicked so fast.

    • @kingabe221
      @kingabe221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OrB Borziic for real

    • @SAMSONITE04
      @SAMSONITE04 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      OrB Borziic same

    • @RadEdits
      @RadEdits 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @arab3lla.m
      @arab3lla.m 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao same

    • @aidana7231
      @aidana7231 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      OrB Borziic 100 like

  • @adamknopp4379
    @adamknopp4379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    it is 2:32 AM ...........
    what am i saying i cant resist. it is corpse husband who could resist?

    • @domidziatkiewicz8777
      @domidziatkiewicz8777 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Knopp Its 2:30 am, where are you from?

    • @adamknopp4379
      @adamknopp4379 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dominika Dziatkiewicz czech republic the worst country of all.

    • @camswagsomeparedes6225
      @camswagsomeparedes6225 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Knopp no one

    • @domidziatkiewicz8777
      @domidziatkiewicz8777 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Knopp Why?

    • @adamknopp4379
      @adamknopp4379 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juan Cena | THE CHAMP IS HERE president, payments, people, how people treat nature, life style of czech people trust me you dont want to live here

  • @dayananorma7516
    @dayananorma7516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Am terrified this is scary this is why I don't like going to the woods

  • @boskonikolic8961
    @boskonikolic8961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "It's 11:24 PM,gotta go to bed"
    *Corpsey uploads*
    "Damn!40 minutes?!Oh well,let's go!"
    *pulls out 3 pound bag of coffee*

  • @joboss9511
    @joboss9511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    This is why I don't help people and avoid talking to random people if I can help it. Just don't trust people man.

    • @dookylove
      @dookylove 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dude for fucking real. People think I’m a dick cuz I always say the same thing. But other people aren’t my problems. I look out for myself and that’s it.

    • @ezekielfelder448
      @ezekielfelder448 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@renstrism only when they be sounding suspicious or are trynna take your life stop twisting what they be sayin

  • @jewelrossilli1490
    @jewelrossilli1490 7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Every one is so sexual to corpsey poor guy

    • @Jenicide
      @Jenicide 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jewel_is_not _cool i know. that voice of his

    • @jlh9886
      @jlh9886 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jeni Amen to that! 😃

    • @BreeBerzerker
      @BreeBerzerker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jewel_is_not _cool right it's got to be uncomfortable. especially those FAP fans eww.

    • @HTX09
      @HTX09 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jewel_is_not _cool It's other people's stories

    • @HTX09
      @HTX09 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      chickyhaga IKR

  • @TheSarcasticRat1
    @TheSarcasticRat1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Welcome to the comment section! If you like to hang out here while listening to the stories you’re welcome to take some popcorn, a warm blanket out of the dryer and a plush to hug. Stay safe!

    • @nichtmutig
      @nichtmutig 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      aw. thanks.

    • @pitchfourks
      @pitchfourks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ty ty

    • @vee6775
      @vee6775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks like we all finding this 6 months late 👀

    • @Ashiixz
      @Ashiixz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ty :D

  • @bodybags9201
    @bodybags9201 7 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Who else fucking loves these videos?

    • @mr.lololol5798
      @mr.lololol5798 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      vrd // openbob me

    • @Airedale2001
      @Airedale2001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ME! !!!! Great for bedtime listening always 👍

    • @janellebraun3629
      @janellebraun3629 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy right here

    • @chrisvela4860
      @chrisvela4860 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      vrd // openbob: Me! Some get to me like damn you really don't know who to trust

    • @v4fiveg793
      @v4fiveg793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Duck yeah I do

  • @beautiful2028
    @beautiful2028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    this is why we buy guns people.

    • @edgywedgie9307
      @edgywedgie9307 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      But....but...guns are only for guys with smal pipis....
      -anti gun pussy

    • @cherryslat5702
      @cherryslat5702 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Edgy Wedgie tbh guns aren't exactly helping America

    • @georgecarrera18
      @georgecarrera18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Melanie Ruiz
      fuck yeah.🔫🔪

    • @georgecarrera18
      @georgecarrera18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Joe Dolden
      Cause you can buy guns on the street that are stolen and guns that are bought from other countries without away to track it ..
      guns in America have stop some biggest shootings in America let me not say alot of people who done mass shootings are people who are criminals or going through some mentality ill

    • @clutch6682
      @clutch6682 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TEXAS MADE BUT GUNS START THE PROBLEM THOUGH

  • @weakwav987
    @weakwav987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    *_When Mr. Nightmare ain't posting anything new this is the 2nd best thing_*

  • @gabbiehope5187
    @gabbiehope5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Is it bad that around 4:00 or a little before that when he said “I tried to scream” my mind said “but my head was underwater... *plop* LMAO

    • @gabbiehope5187
      @gabbiehope5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Daniel Serrot lmaooo

    • @roundhouse2616
      @roundhouse2616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is from I keep seeing it and I’m so confused

    • @gabbiehope5187
      @gabbiehope5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roundhouse2616 it’s from tiktok, if you search up “I tried to scream but my head was under water” on TH-cam it will come up

    • @gradeftt1235
      @gradeftt1235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gabbiehope5187 it’s from a Billie Eilish song not tik tok

  • @echo.4444
    @echo.4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Oh how we love having horrible anxiety. I'm literally crying because I have dreams like the manslaughter one. I'm chased and chased and caught...

    • @revisjames
      @revisjames 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      like the manslaughter one? Do you even know what manslaughter means?

    • @black.lightning55
      @black.lightning55 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@revisjames Everybody knows what it means smh

    • @sofinemya
      @sofinemya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@black.lightning55 yeah but they were just asking bc they didnt use "manslaughter" properly. the story they were talking about wasnt manslaughter, it was murder

    • @Allieshaa
      @Allieshaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have dreams like that, but I'm normally the one doing the chasing.

    • @Allieshaa
      @Allieshaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sofinemya You didn't use "were" properly, you can probably see how.

  • @chelseak9788
    @chelseak9788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    And for the first one he never thought to call the cops and say hey there’s a guy out there trying to drown people?

    • @abloodredpearl8565
      @abloodredpearl8565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I know, that upset me to know he never called the police about it. He could potentially have saved that other man who did drown, since it may have been the murderer who drowned him.

    • @Illuminati_Cat
      @Illuminati_Cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Probably from the fact he didn't see many details about the guy so the police wouldn't have been able to do much like make an arrest,and they probably wouldn't have blocked the area off because of one report with little to no details of the guy.

    • @helenrocha730
      @helenrocha730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Illuminati_Cat I agree, but maybe contacting the police would make them more alert about that area. I mean, that guy couldn't hide forever

  • @trevorgroebner3387
    @trevorgroebner3387 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I know this is stupid but my girlfriend and I are currently not together and I'm just devastated. She said she wants time to herself to think but it's so hard not to talk to her. I don't want this to end. She's the girl that I want to be with for the rest of my life. I love that girl to death. Today has been the longest day of my life and I haven't started crying Please keep me in your thoughts or prayers. Thank you

    • @klmbo-ge2xs
      @klmbo-ge2xs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      dunn17 hope it works out man.

    • @KMBXL
      @KMBXL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dunn17 fuck her best friend

    • @georgecarrera18
      @georgecarrera18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dunn17
      stay positive man im living the same thing my ex me broke up oct 3 but its taken its toll truly love her she has a bf but if its ment to be god reunite us together
      stay busy try not to think of her. try do soul searching! !
      and better yourself she I promise start to miss you let her do feed into her wait idk 2 months and then test the waters jus dont come off needy
      and may god some day bless us both too some day be the woman we truly love and care for
      Take it easy man. .

    • @georgecarrera18
      @georgecarrera18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      KMBXL
      Don't tell him that that fuck his chance's for life

    • @trevorgroebner3387
      @trevorgroebner3387 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you all. It really helps

  • @brookemahan8063
    @brookemahan8063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Am I the only one that get immense satisfaction from story’s like #3?? YOU GO GIRL!!

  • @juliapetersen583
    @juliapetersen583 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I should be studying but eh

  • @HPxVisuals
    @HPxVisuals 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I think that you and Mr Nightmare would make a great collab.

    • @rachelgram3168
      @rachelgram3168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Spinofan10 they have done a few

    • @imianimations-sq5pc
      @imianimations-sq5pc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rachel Gram RLLY

    • @Carthamc
      @Carthamc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THIS.

    • @cocidoner
      @cocidoner 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spinofan10 nay

    • @riffz6065
      @riffz6065 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Corpse+Mr Nightmare+Lazy Masq+ Southern Cannibal+CreepsMcPasta=Ultimate horror blood orgy.

  • @mcnuggetslover2216
    @mcnuggetslover2216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    Is it weird that I listen to these to go to bed

    • @clashofgamez2050
      @clashofgamez2050 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      McNuggets Lover I do the same

    • @aprilmorgan5271
      @aprilmorgan5271 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      McNuggets Lover its his voice....it is haunting but soothing...

    • @mrbitches7564
      @mrbitches7564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      McNuggets Lover no i do the same thing even tho I sleep scared

    • @I_AM_3.6.9.
      @I_AM_3.6.9. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      McNuggets Lover I actually fall asleep while listening to these...if I ever have a wife I'm sleeping outside XD

    • @MoonlightSerene
      @MoonlightSerene 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      McNuggets Lover same here!

  • @lolnadroj
    @lolnadroj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “I’m sorry but I just can’t describe the situation. I just can’t.”
    *describes it anyway*

  • @catisadisaster2269
    @catisadisaster2269 7 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Lol the murderer guy in the first story was like,"I can't drown this guy, oh well I should just go back home and try another time"

    • @NERDemoALERT
      @NERDemoALERT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Amazingness isnotonfire it honestly sounds like he pulled the guy to the waterfall so that the current from the waterfall would make the drowning look like an accident

    • @litskypancakes2638
      @litskypancakes2638 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      No he purposely put the guy in the current so that he would go over the waterfall "by accident" just like what happened to the football player, and he dipped the fuck out before the current got him too

    • @rozza3135
      @rozza3135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PhanGirling Yandere if you're a murderer, you need to know when you've failed.

    • @Superschokokeks
      @Superschokokeks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      best part: The victim didn't report him.And then a football player died. well.

    • @oreokid8856
      @oreokid8856 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Litsky Pancakes what happened to the football player? No one knows if he stowed by accident or was actually murdered by the creep

  • @twilightsdaughter8634
    @twilightsdaughter8634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The story of the man who found the murdered woman gave me chills and had me hiding completely under my blanket. These were all scary as hell but this one absolutely horrified me.

    • @bacchante1
      @bacchante1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was it a man? I hate when stories don't say -- I was envisioning a teenaged girl.

  • @ohohvalerie
    @ohohvalerie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    Would never hike 5 miles to a river to go swimming by myself at night

    • @publiusaeliushadrianus3283
      @publiusaeliushadrianus3283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ohohvalerie
      That let the credulity of the story down a bit. No one would do that in their right mind.

    • @pntbtr
      @pntbtr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohohvalerie right! What a stupid thing to do! The predator sounds like something from "Deliverance."

    • @pntbtr
      @pntbtr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Publius Aelius Hadrianus yes. Dumb college idiots would!

    • @truthmagpie
      @truthmagpie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I used to hike in the woods at night on my own. Don't do it anymore but ignorance is bliss i guess

    • @moonstruckmermaids472
      @moonstruckmermaids472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would.

  • @aphmaufriends1721
    @aphmaufriends1721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I never realized I even watched him until I heard these again and his voice has changed so much I know why yes but wow.

    • @akrs_1247
      @akrs_1247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its a disorder apparently, it will get deeper until he finally loses it 😕

  • @youranimeteacher7777
    @youranimeteacher7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Is no one gonna talk about how corpse's voice is just making every story just more spooky or creepy

    • @peecondom6729
      @peecondom6729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      _Nice pfp_

    • @plvtophernelia
      @plvtophernelia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😖

    • @caprison4668
      @caprison4668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats his voice so is he faking it

    • @youranimeteacher7777
      @youranimeteacher7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@peecondom6729 thx 😌

    • @romangodfreyswife135
      @romangodfreyswife135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@caprison4668 he's not faking it he has a medical condition and will most likely lose his voice

  • @PopPipPop
    @PopPipPop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    The story about finding the body in the woods literally brought tears to my eyes because I imagined it happening to me. It sounds like an actual nightmare, I can't even imagine

    • @vinsueringamer2388
      @vinsueringamer2388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      pip pop I genuinely wonder if the person told the cops where the corpse was. I can’t even imagine what they went through.

    • @h03sph
      @h03sph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey pip pop I thought the same thing

    • @supdude5194
      @supdude5194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sorry, pip pop

    • @snackeater4990
      @snackeater4990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Sammy Slaughter It is a little unnerving imagining some of these situations happening to you

    • @snackeater4990
      @snackeater4990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's scary, but the stories of people getting chased by killers is scarier

  • @dune6528
    @dune6528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    im going to be real. im a new sub to corpse, and damn i wish i knew about him earlier. i only found out about him as many others did, thru among us. im glad i did end up finding him in the end. even though ive been here only a few months it feels way longer. it sounds weird, but these stories and his voice calms me and my anxiety. im glad hes blowing up since hes getting loads of recognition and more money from it. i just hope it doesnt overwhelm him too much, and i hope people stop pressuring him to do a face reveal and other stuff.

    • @wallwinner6757
      @wallwinner6757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i feel you bro, cuz a lot of people say things that arent the best about his voice and a lot of them dont know why it's like that but its because he has stomach acid built up in his throat and it makes it deeper. a lot of people also dont know that it's life threatening.

    • @dune6528
      @dune6528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@wallwinner6757 yea. people can be so insensitive. its not his fault he has gerd, and if anything good did come out of it, it made his horror stories that much better. even if his popularity kinda dies down (which i highly doubt) im staying for sure.

    • @wallwinner6757
      @wallwinner6757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dune6528 same

    • @max5845
      @max5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I actually found his channel because his among us videos were in my recommended, but I actually don't watch those since these are way better in my opinion.

    • @wallwinner6757
      @wallwinner6757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@max5845 yeah same i like his scary stories better

  • @carlthevan1003
    @carlthevan1003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "The place was air conditioned"
    *Insert scary sound effect*

  • @AwkwardBlackGal613
    @AwkwardBlackGal613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Aww snaap, Corpsey's baack

  • @Springtime101
    @Springtime101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Thank God, the dog is safe. 😅😁🐶🐕❣️

    • @HaileyMonteon
      @HaileyMonteon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Check na Check I’m guessing your a dog lover😂

    • @fredrikmarcusvc805
      @fredrikmarcusvc805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ckehc & Ckehc. Ohw Ma I

    • @sue-jd5bo
      @sue-jd5bo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Right????? I get major anxiety if the dog gets hurt or disappears in any stories

    • @hotspaghettifuckoff4171
      @hotspaghettifuckoff4171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HaileyMonteon haha how is that shit funny , hahaha

    • @Illijah02
      @Illijah02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Keanu Reeves, is that you?

  • @addisonprather7368
    @addisonprather7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “Affectionately named shit-box”😭😂

  • @mellamoskippy7948
    @mellamoskippy7948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’ll tell you what’s scarier: my 6 school projects I’m supposed to be doing right now

    • @carmensavu5122
      @carmensavu5122 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah, same with a phd thesis

  • @NickEdan
    @NickEdan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    7 Of The Most important Rules | Best Rules
    1. Never ever go 5 miles into the woods by yourself to take a swim (+ knowing it'll be dark when you have to walk home) Tip: Take a shower instead
    2. Never ever open your door without checking if it's save when you hear a scratch coming from it. Tip: Buy a shotgun and place it next to the door in case you forget to check
    3. Never ever take a stranger in your car even if they're looking scared. Tip: Call the police instead (+ Buy a pepper spray and hide it in your car where you have it at hand quickly)
    4. Never ever hide in deep tunnels when you play in the woods. Tip: Climb on a tree or hide behind a tree instead
    5. Never ever leave your house without a self defense weapon if you live in Korea. Tip: If you have no weapon with you and someone threatens you tell him you have a black belt in karate
    6. Never ever check a big container alone in the middle of nowhere which shouldn't be there (+ if it's locked). Tip: Get your homies together and arm yourself really hard before you investigate
    7. Never ever open your room door if you should be alone at home and you heard someone walking around in the house. Tip: Open your window as fast as possible and prepare to jump

    • @JohnDoe-pc1qf
      @JohnDoe-pc1qf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Regarding tip 5: Do you want to get a Mortal Kombat started or what?

    • @supdude5194
      @supdude5194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no, the threat of telling a potential assailant you know martial arts in the seventh degree black belt, even if you don't, is often viable to deter a perp

    • @arizoniangrizzly1140
      @arizoniangrizzly1140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@supdude5194 then look them dead in the eye without hesitation or skipping a beat and saying I'll eat you then smile like a crazy person and walk away slowly if that doesn't work put your flash shoes on and be gone like the wind

    • @danteardy9309
      @danteardy9309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No. saying black belt in karate just make it worse. they'll try to fight with you, proving what you just said. And not everyone can buy/have a gun

    • @Flysouthfilms
      @Flysouthfilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everyone can somehow afford an IPhone but not weapon for self defense ok.

  • @ahmadumar918
    @ahmadumar918 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    My crush was chatting with me but........
    CORPSE HUSBAND UPLOADED . OH YEAH 😈

    • @bossbisss4033
      @bossbisss4033 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Umar Ahmad I feel ya bro

    • @ChimmieMpeg
      @ChimmieMpeg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Umar Ahmad sure...

  • @d.m7176
    @d.m7176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    I've never clicked on a notification so fast

    • @emmastrickland1395
      @emmastrickland1395 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cherry flavored bleach me toooooooo!!! Im hella scareddddd

    • @charizma2210
      @charizma2210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cherry flavored bleach lmao

    • @asterixriddler3182
      @asterixriddler3182 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @stopplzs
      @stopplzs 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cherry flavored bleach lol same

    • @alienhunter4774
      @alienhunter4774 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cherry flavored bleach same