3 Horrifying TRUE Night Shift Scary Stories

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  • Bad situations escalated from people working night shifts at normal every day jobs. Really sorry if I sound off in this one, I recorded this with my eyes practically closed the entire time because I was so tired and hadn't slept in days.
    Thank you all for your support and i'm sorry it was so late.
    The Female voice you briefly heard in the first story: / @studioeden2
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  • @iskandermartens8744
    @iskandermartens8744 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3354

    "i'm a very nice guy" later on in the story "if someone distracts me while i'm working out i want to rip someone's head off"

    • @NearSpace04
      @NearSpace04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Iskander Martens He's a cross fitter

    • @mattwalters6834
      @mattwalters6834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      NearSpace04 oooh CrossFit, don’t hurt me!

    • @dainluke
      @dainluke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Iskander Martens that’s how it is bro, can’t be interrupting someone during a heavy back session

    • @irly15
      @irly15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      r/really nice guys

    • @pingoftheyear4248
      @pingoftheyear4248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It’s generally due to the increase of testosterone that the body produces while working out

  • @angelapollock1653
    @angelapollock1653 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1758

    Can someone clarify did the man in the first story lift weights? Was he into bodybuilding at all?

    • @nelea1008
      @nelea1008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Angela Pollock yes he is into bodybuilding and he likes to watch bodybuilding videos for entertaimnment he is a bodybuilder. did you know he's a bodybuilder?

    • @justinbutcher5974
      @justinbutcher5974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I think he did ballet...

    • @naenaegonzalez7468
      @naenaegonzalez7468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Angela Pollock i dont know i dont think he says

    • @russellfastnacht8811
      @russellfastnacht8811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i believe he also enjoys powerlifting as well he has very eclectic interests

    • @jamesgore7491
      @jamesgore7491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @AllisonMiller30
    @AllisonMiller30 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2088

    Norway dude is quite the storyteller. He really wants you to know he's all about that gym life. #doyouevenliftbro

    • @ferretrunner09
      @ferretrunner09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Allison Mille

    • @russellfastnacht8811
      @russellfastnacht8811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Allison Miller yeah Norway dude is a total douche. " I grabbed my tank top and shorts" what a dick

    • @GiggityZZ
      @GiggityZZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      as a lifter i want to brofist that man FUK DAT DOOD UP BRO

    • @GurtMcDirt
      @GurtMcDirt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I packed three full meals for my average shift... What a shitty guy.

    • @GurtMcDirt
      @GurtMcDirt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "why my dad isn't home is another story" oohhh... I get it now.. poor lil' dude.

  • @subtly.artistic
    @subtly.artistic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    “I’m humble btw.”
    “Did I mention I’m humble ?”
    “I had to check even though I’m humble.”
    Yup, sounds humble to me.

    • @ned2938
      @ned2938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      FR LMAO

    • @big.wlattt6872
      @big.wlattt6872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro wdym all my friends tell me how humble I am all the time

    • @blyla
      @blyla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @J. M. The story was translated, that is why the word choice was off.

    • @A30_TKD
      @A30_TKD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha

    • @snyper105
      @snyper105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Humble CoNFImReD

  • @JM12044
    @JM12044 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2776

    We get it. You lift.

    • @housephone9090
      @housephone9090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      LOL

    • @dsmusicbird
      @dsmusicbird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      LoL 😄

    • @dsmusicbird
      @dsmusicbird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Oh and he is Humble.

    • @anitacigarette
      @anitacigarette 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Right! GAWD!

    • @jeff_wolf2846
      @jeff_wolf2846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And thats why he just decided to go outside and face the guy as if the guy wouldnt be carrying a weapon or be dangerous

  • @pucebracelet2214
    @pucebracelet2214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Guy from Norway is the kind of guy that when asked “do you lift bro” he would describe his workout routine for each day of the week

    • @CMDRFox236
      @CMDRFox236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      my typa guy

  • @88kjk75
    @88kjk75 7 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    This Norwegian guy wrote this only so he could tell the Internet "Hey you know I workout, A LOT and I like it, to the point I watch workout videos for entertainment"!

    • @gentlemanvontweed7147
      @gentlemanvontweed7147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You know he's not norweigan because he describes himself in imperial, not metric.

    • @armontirdean9032
      @armontirdean9032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kids free movies

    • @batmenbeyont7775
      @batmenbeyont7775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean, I also watch workout vids for fun from time to time to try and learn something new XD. Or watch content that relates to me

    • @chickenpermission2122
      @chickenpermission2122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don’t forget that he’s very humble too...

    • @willnailer2118
      @willnailer2118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey Norwegian, do you lift bro ?

  • @JamJam-zy9uw
    @JamJam-zy9uw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Corpse “I am a little girl”
    Me “ you wat mate”

  • @rumplestiltskins7590
    @rumplestiltskins7590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "I quickly grabbed my tank top and shorts" what is this dude doing when he watches exercise videos?

  • @anyacrawford2991
    @anyacrawford2991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    The first guy was so self centred 😂
    "Hi, I'm a male NO ONE MESSES WITH ME MY MUSCLES R BIG AND MY FACIAL FEATURES ARE TUFF, I was working a late shift.."

    • @haydenknab5122
      @haydenknab5122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anya crawford oof

    • @KubinWielki
      @KubinWielki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And beyond that - gems like "I'm a very very nice person" and the cherry on the cake: "I'm by nature very humble".

    • @smackedinthejaw
      @smackedinthejaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He was a 5'6" manlet, so had to act as tough as possible to make up for his lack of height.

    • @z54964380
      @z54964380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      smackedinthejaw pffft being tall doesn't make you tough buddy

    • @hridhayprit4969
      @hridhayprit4969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      smackedinthejaw im 4'10 and im a baddasss copppp 😂😂😂😍💪💪 the muscle women want

  • @SugarJay5
    @SugarJay5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Did anybody else catch him grabbing a tank top and shorts when somebody pulls up on him in the first story?? Was he naked watching bodybuilding videos??!

  • @AfricanH3ro
    @AfricanH3ro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Dude in the beginning is so humble and a incredibly good person.

    • @pajamas_the_emo
      @pajamas_the_emo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He sounds very strong as well, but still humble

    • @user-digitalfarmgirl
      @user-digitalfarmgirl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@pajamas_the_emois he single? You got his number? Sounds like my kinda man.

  • @steelytemplar
    @steelytemplar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    In almost every one of these stories, when someone tells you not to call the police it turns out that you should have called the police.

    • @rsmobyrd
      @rsmobyrd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I'd definitely insist.. if they're up to no good they'll back off

    • @user-digitalfarmgirl
      @user-digitalfarmgirl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I know right. The phrase " No, PLEASE dont call the cops",
      is the code response for, : " You should probably call the police right about...NOW!"

  • @zachla55
    @zachla55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    lol watching bodybuilding videos for entertainment wtf😂😂

    • @luisarevalo4657
      @luisarevalo4657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DArotten Apple it’s actually pretty interesting no homo

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      whats wrong w that

    • @TheRulzux
      @TheRulzux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@E4T4 nothing

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheRulzux exactly

    • @garotron84
      @garotron84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah we think this is interesting

  • @alyssab537
    @alyssab537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Okay Allen, we get it, you workout

    • @ROMSradio
      @ROMSradio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alyssa B thank you

    • @rjbatz2623
      @rjbatz2623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why are women so angry at a guy talking about working out I get he s a little self absorbed but he s not talking about being pretty relax lol

    • @rjbatz2623
      @rjbatz2623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lelice01 it's mainly alot of insecure overly competitive men , and that one self absorbed girl, you know that one girl in a group of pretty girls that gets jealous if a chad approaches her table and steals all her friends attention, sorry the world's not impressed with your new purse you bought on sale chads here lol

    • @LimeNetworking
      @LimeNetworking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lelice01 He mentioned it about 5x and called himself very nice and said he was naturally humble about 3x, then called himself tough looking. Its called self centered.

    • @marietanner7538
      @marietanner7538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've noticed alot of these workout guys constantly brag that they workout and most of them live at the gym...then expect u to be just as obsessed as they are w it

  • @nedredhead474
    @nedredhead474 8 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    11:58 seeing as i am a very short girl. 😂😂 with that super manly voice it sounds hillarious

    • @nedredhead474
      @nedredhead474 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i heard the legend......... he responds if you love his videos and are early enough? whaaaaat?

    • @katelynnelizaphoenixhaim2835
      @katelynnelizaphoenixhaim2835 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD 😭😭😂😂it's hilarious when he says that

    • @vladstrevvengowski1577
      @vladstrevvengowski1577 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He reads other people's storys

    • @bwbe0_o715
      @bwbe0_o715 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ned Red head manly voice I'm a 14 year old boyscout

    • @3a.m.284
      @3a.m.284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read this comment as he was saying it. that's more spooky than any of his videos

  • @shinjeisenpai1613
    @shinjeisenpai1613 8 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Corpse, You and Mr. Nightmare are the YTers that I always look forward to on my subscriptions, your content keeps getting better. 👍👍

  • @pettyjones
    @pettyjones 8 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    does anyone recall a story where a guy was going to give a chick a ride but decided against it. and she responded "you made the right choice"

    • @Carpenoctemnews
      @Carpenoctemnews 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No but that is very interesting. What's the name of that story?

    • @pettyjones
      @pettyjones 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Dragonn Redd i don't remember lol

    • @spookylantern8897
      @spookylantern8897 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think i remember

    • @spookylantern8897
      @spookylantern8897 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i thought the hitch hiker was male though

    • @caetlyntownson4210
      @caetlyntownson4210 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      was it on a different channel?

  • @bsting1361
    @bsting1361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The last story creeped me out the most because the description of the town, the plaza the GameStop is in, and where the Walmart was matches EXACTLY my home town.... chills.

    • @quacklovesparanormal2041
      @quacklovesparanormal2041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      B Sting that’s most towns.

    • @naenaegonzalez7468
      @naenaegonzalez7468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thats my town

    • @iamnotauser93ify
      @iamnotauser93ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My town too

    • @alyeLove
      @alyeLove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s my town too except the game stop now is the only store open in that plaza other stores moved elsewhere

    • @JdS161
      @JdS161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, that shiits right off of Platte in my town. XD

  • @DesolatorMagic
    @DesolatorMagic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    Most of these stories are precisely why I carry a gun.

    • @BrianMusic12
      @BrianMusic12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      DesolatorMagic Smart decision. Thank you for carrying :)

    • @gothdimension4675
      @gothdimension4675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Gotta be careful now a days people are crazy as hell

    • @holasnic3937
      @holasnic3937 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DIIIIITOOOO

    • @mondo3556
      @mondo3556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *P O L I T I C S*

    • @murderpuppy3601
      @murderpuppy3601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DesolatorMagic just carry a will to kill in defence 🙃

  • @yak_attak
    @yak_attak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Aww, no message at the end? I have a suggestion, and this might be a bad idea but...maybe at the end of your videos you could leave us with the thoughts you had on the stories you read. I'm interested in hearing your opinion, but maybe that's just me...

    • @tillimunchew
      @tillimunchew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      im interested! !

    • @pattyc.4978
      @pattyc.4978 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Would love to hear your thoughts on the videos

    • @d3athsn1p3r
      @d3athsn1p3r 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Corpse Husband Great video I always watch these when I'm in a good story mood. 😊 Keep up the good work.

    • @yak_attak
      @yak_attak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Corpse Husband awesome! I'll look forward to it!

    • @roydiaz4798
      @roydiaz4798 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Corpse Husband go for it, I'd like to hear your thoughts.

  • @eobardthawne6573
    @eobardthawne6573 8 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    that foo has a knife. Run barry Run

    • @eobardthawne6573
      @eobardthawne6573 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      actually barry could beat that guy like nothing

    • @christianrule8883
      @christianrule8883 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh are you and Barry close?

    • @biotron2524
      @biotron2524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zoom on that bitch

    • @biotron2524
      @biotron2524 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zoom on that bitch

    • @eobardthawne6573
      @eobardthawne6573 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Christian Rule well you could say we share a family bond

  • @Handle423
    @Handle423 8 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    This video is not sponsored by Shell

  • @Map_of_Your_Head
    @Map_of_Your_Head 7 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    the amount of workout and body building references the original storyteller wrote in the first story is absurd

    • @E4T4
      @E4T4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Athaleyah Israelseems like youre gay too

    • @lolmynigga5099
      @lolmynigga5099 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Athaleyah Israel your gay too 😷😷😭😂😂😂

    • @emmag8001
      @emmag8001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Athaleyah Israel yeah definitely short guy complex lmao

    • @melliott666
      @melliott666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lolmynigga5099 hahaha!

    • @Matty.Hill_87
      @Matty.Hill_87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait he lifts? I would have never guessed 😂😂

  • @sarahroberts8615
    @sarahroberts8615 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    An alternative title: The Horrors of being Short.

    • @moistheathen148
      @moistheathen148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pretty sure the first guy was just very nice.

    • @xoxoj
      @xoxoj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't forget humble

  • @chrisminecraft123
    @chrisminecraft123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    FUCK THAT
    "The following story took place in norway"
    Hell no i live in norway so hell no

    • @mangoyeet5924
      @mangoyeet5924 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When shit like that happens on a daily basis in America..

    • @Voorcha
      @Voorcha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SpunkyRO ! There's a death every 2 seconds in the world. Mostly in Africa.

    • @chrisminecraft123
      @chrisminecraft123 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well i just heard the story not the actual story
      Later tonight doh

    • @CptCannonman
      @CptCannonman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "The following story took place in Norway"
      IKKE FAEN!! Dx

    • @williambryant3422
      @williambryant3422 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      what does u living in Norway have anything to do with whether or not that story was true or not? are u saying everyone n Norway are pure hearted angels??

  • @DanielWithoutNumbers
    @DanielWithoutNumbers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I listen to Corpse Husband through my headphones while I work the night shift, I love getting myself paranoid lol

    • @Carpenoctemnews
      @Carpenoctemnews 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You're a brave man. I work the night shift at times and keep my area silent with my head on a constant swivel lol & weapon close.

    • @chrismartinez623
      @chrismartinez623 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i listen to him just so i can sleep but your a freaking brave man

    • @alejandrolira2765
      @alejandrolira2765 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I listen before I go to sleep xD

    • @gucciferragamo
      @gucciferragamo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DanielWithoutNumbers but y tho?

    • @chalice8989
      @chalice8989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blake Jordan For the pure adrenaline

  • @jageroda902
    @jageroda902 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Gotta be a powerlifter and a bodybuilder to confuse the body, right babe??

    • @boyzndahood781
      @boyzndahood781 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      shout out to the 8 hour arm workout am I right?

    • @Thundercawk
      @Thundercawk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @mmdzein9633
      @mmdzein9633 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its called powerbuilding. MAN YOU KNOW DONT EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ANYMORE SERIOUSLY CMON LETS BIG!

    • @jageroda902
      @jageroda902 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Reporting Guy hdz true, like our boy mike O tren

    • @peterlampesis8428
      @peterlampesis8428 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Powerlifting for a year like our boy Jason Genova.

  • @carolinew.8835
    @carolinew.8835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Description..."hobo with a knife!"
    Me: 😂😂😂
    Also Me: (Thinking) "That's really not funny."

    • @haydenknab5122
      @haydenknab5122 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caroline W. I look like a hobo in a suit

    • @melliott666
      @melliott666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha!!

  • @peterchavez899
    @peterchavez899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “I too am extraordinarily humble”

  • @theXVNDER
    @theXVNDER 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    This is freaky ass shit because there's a GameStop in the plaza of the Walmart I work in and we have a cop car that's patrols that area too

    • @rain1676
      @rain1676 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmm

    • @fendertremolo9793
      @fendertremolo9793 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      there's a game stop by every Walmart lol

    • @theXVNDER
      @theXVNDER 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Orly Alderete not every Walmart lol, I've been in several different cities where there was a GameStop and only food/phone carriers by it

    • @dereyahjohnson6963
      @dereyahjohnson6963 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bughuul it's a place where you can by different types of video games for any type of console you have but the games cost certain prices of course :P

    • @dereyahjohnson6963
      @dereyahjohnson6963 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dereyah Johnson Buy*

  • @zombiefighterof1987
    @zombiefighterof1987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Is buying burgers at a gas station a thing in Norway?

    • @steffen6982
      @steffen6982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In Germany it is :D At least at the gas station near me

    • @zombiefighterof1987
      @zombiefighterof1987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Steffen B. Do you buy like a microwaveable burger or do they sell already cooked burgers ready to eat?

    • @steffen6982
      @steffen6982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You buy them already cooked :)

    • @steffen6982
      @steffen6982 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But I don't know if it's common or just in a few "special" gas stations :D I don't know many gas stations haha

    • @sovietmur
      @sovietmur 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At Speedway (Not sure if they have them in other states, I'm in Michigan), they sell all sorts of food that's (for the most part) ready to eat. Hot dogs, (microwavable) burgers, sandwiches, etc etc

  • @LMGRedacted
    @LMGRedacted 8 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Legend has it that if you are early, Corpse Husband will respond.

    • @_alpha_salmon_2001
      @_alpha_salmon_2001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Mr Meeseeks mr. meeseeks help me make a creative comment

    • @LMGRedacted
      @LMGRedacted 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      :O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Legend is true. Love your effort you put in your vids.👌

    • @tedicacyprian8508
      @tedicacyprian8508 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg

    • @_alpha_salmon_2001
      @_alpha_salmon_2001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Mr Meeseeks ok here goes....If apple made a car would it have windows?

    • @LMGRedacted
      @LMGRedacted 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Michael Conde lol. i get it. XD

  • @nativerain4054
    @nativerain4054 8 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "resist like a horse" lol

  • @Crazyclay78YT
    @Crazyclay78YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    corpse said the beginning guy wrote it in like, norwegian, or something, so maybe it wasnt supposed to come out as humble, mistranslations happen all the time

  • @marien1009
    @marien1009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Home Alone at night.. Wish me luck, Corpse

  • @DavisProductins
    @DavisProductins 8 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Some people watch horror stories or movies because they dont want to sleep that night.
    I watch horror stories or movies because it puts me to sleep. Am I crazy? I can't be the only one. :P

    • @arktic117
      @arktic117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This guy and danger dolans voices are so hypnotic you're not alone

    • @DavisProductins
      @DavisProductins 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      shadowolf games I like to watch Top 5s as well. That guy is on a whole new level of chill but he's not frequent on making horror stories as Corpse Huusband is.

    • @bijansadoughi2128
      @bijansadoughi2128 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Davis Productions Top5s does more of a creepy countdown type videos rather than scary stories.

    • @kimmypresley6621
      @kimmypresley6621 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I listen to the stories to get myself off to sleep. I have noticed iv been having more fucked up dreams though 😕

    • @viviansmiley2
      @viviansmiley2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely not. 15 hour drive from Wisconsin to Georgia. Listened to nothing but these videos, fell asleep in the middle on almost every one. (Still trying to find the ones I slept through. ;P)

  • @noriko6382
    @noriko6382 7 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "Never give your phone to anyone." Here in america, all my friends are very protective of their phones lol

    • @jorgeRodriguez-fu6qi
      @jorgeRodriguez-fu6qi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah let there be a time that you lose ur phone or battery dies or someones trying to hurt you and you ask someone to borrow a phone and they turn their back on you too.!!

    • @suckyourmum9121
      @suckyourmum9121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jorgeRodriguez-fu6qi classic Americans 🤣🤣

    • @NickB-md1oy
      @NickB-md1oy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They’re worth more than a decent laptop so

  • @PharaohKitty69
    @PharaohKitty69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    I am literally dying😂. From the guy describing himself as a body builder. Like seriously testosterone😂😂

    • @colton9941
      @colton9941 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      skeletor is angry

    • @BandoBeastUrbanExploration
      @BandoBeastUrbanExploration 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      lol you literally put "seriously" and "testosterone" in the same sentence and next to each other lmaoooooo.

    • @PharaohKitty69
      @PharaohKitty69 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alphacid technically there are periods so they aren't in the same sentence. Paragraph maybe.

    • @Visions_AC
      @Visions_AC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Walrus Weekly you don't even know what you wrote lmao sit the fuck down

    • @PharaohKitty69
      @PharaohKitty69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I have no idea what I wrote. It's not like I had to have an idea to even type it at all. I'm just completely clueless to what I've typed.

  • @unseenufo
    @unseenufo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    the first writer of these fictional short stories. Spends too much time trying to convince the reader hes a "hero" of the story. right away.

    • @ripvanwinkle91
      @ripvanwinkle91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      unseenufo not really fiction

    • @duing_under_the_influence763
      @duing_under_the_influence763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You forget that everyone in the world is selfish, so it's not surprising to write about ourselves in such a good light

  • @KevNinjaBender
    @KevNinjaBender 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I can't take this seriously after 11:58. "Seeing as I'm a very short girl..." Says the man with the super husky voice. I know he takes these stories in first POV, but it's just really funny.😂

  • @pimpindistress8579
    @pimpindistress8579 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    i think corpse husband should be a creepy book writer

    • @HeyItsJakegaming
      @HeyItsJakegaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No he should be a audio book reader, he just gets story's of Reddit and stuff

    • @cazjones1386
      @cazjones1386 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +HeyItsJake - He could be a voice actor as well. I can't believe how young he is. I thought he was in his mid 20's.

    • @theresafromthemiramichi4582
      @theresafromthemiramichi4582 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too...how old is he?

    • @noisyfloorr
      @noisyfloorr 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Caz Jones how old is he?

    • @Pokemon223223PlaysMC
      @Pokemon223223PlaysMC 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      18

  • @jakej4915
    @jakej4915 8 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    When people make themselves sound bad ass :l

    • @unicornsuag4949
      @unicornsuag4949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jake J What are you, jealous because the person is more bad ass than you? I'm joking...

    • @celestial1867
      @celestial1867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he can’t help his voice being that way, he has a throat condition if I’m remembering correctly :(

    • @monkmutha8235
      @monkmutha8235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@celestial1867 that’s not what he’s talking about, I think he’s talking about the guy in story number 1

  • @FoxfireDraven
    @FoxfireDraven 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    1st one is tyler1

  • @lukaluei
    @lukaluei 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'd never let a stranger borrow my personal phone. That's the worst thing that could happen ;-;

  • @mangoyeet5924
    @mangoyeet5924 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Never clicked on a notification so fast

    • @Cinnamongirl119
      @Cinnamongirl119 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

    • @lemon_shark2996
      @lemon_shark2996 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if u get scared look in the comments it helps me lol :3

    • @michael-norskgaming8439
      @michael-norskgaming8439 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +rainbow turtles same lol

    • @delgado.2104
      @delgado.2104 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +rainbow turtles lol so true lol

    • @TheSpiritualSaiyan
      @TheSpiritualSaiyan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      g4324061 is my appnana code u add mine ill add Yours comment it when your done

  • @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm4663
    @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm4663 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Why do I watch this shit at 2:45 am alone in my house..

    • @monkeyroborock3242
      @monkeyroborock3242 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cause you have a cat

    • @JacobCMayer
      @JacobCMayer 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because otherwise you wouldn't be able to match the time in the video with your actions at that time. 2:45.

    • @asleepybutler8048
      @asleepybutler8048 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      because youre dumb like me (jk)

    • @noaht4518
      @noaht4518 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @charliebarajas8238
      @charliebarajas8238 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      My thought is that you want to feel fear when your trying to sleep. At a subconscious level perhaps.

  • @meanastarkeywilliams
    @meanastarkeywilliams 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    great voice
    get some rest

    • @HeyItsJakegaming
      @HeyItsJakegaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Corpse Husband Go get yourself a Big Mac m8, oh and some throat tablets, gotta take care of your voice!

    • @cxrdz6037
      @cxrdz6037 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      dont tell him what to do what the fuck do you think you are

    • @yaboo43
      @yaboo43 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +cxrdz The guy just told him thanks,relax.

    • @schwiggityschwaggity6216
      @schwiggityschwaggity6216 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cxrdz is a psycho

    • @allluck_noskill1099
      @allluck_noskill1099 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Schwiggity Schwaggity yep

  • @Djreviews101
    @Djreviews101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    That's it. I'm taking up bodybuilding

  • @sherbert.6386
    @sherbert.6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Because I was so tired and hadn't slept in days,"
    Get up 7 A.M. but i haven't slept in days, Acid in my vocals that's the price I gotta payyyy

  • @ronnie4642
    @ronnie4642 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    That was scary as shift ',:)

  • @JenniferDelRey
    @JenniferDelRey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The first story, the guy who worked at the gas station, was really really trying to prove how much of a "he-man" he was. It actually made me laugh. Talk about a fucking Napoleon Complex.

  • @annikasnell868
    @annikasnell868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The 1st one was not scary at all

    • @annikasnell868
      @annikasnell868 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      LENINS GHOST HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lol 😂

  • @tommyd7666
    @tommyd7666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yea no person is using my phone even in an emergency unless its someone I know

  • @zarephvoduploads
    @zarephvoduploads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As someone who has a cousin who uses, my cousin has the exact behavior as the lady in the first story, asking for phones and to use Facebook. Usually they'll do this to try to contact people they know for drugs and don't have a phone of their own, likely because they sold theirs for you-know-what. People on drugs obviously are crazy so if someone does look off to you, don't give your phone but be aware they'll probably retaliate.

    • @litgirlablaze3432
      @litgirlablaze3432 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg the communicating thru FB thing is so real 😆

  • @SwagggBoyRF
    @SwagggBoyRF 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    How to get people mad
    *Spoiler*
    *JUMPSCARE WARNING*

  • @candicebe8031
    @candicebe8031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Sometimes I hate how the narrator pumps themselves up in the story like "I'm so cool I'm so many pounds and I'm a body builder " ugh.

    • @snowhole2625
      @snowhole2625 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Candice Be
      Admits he’s only 5’6” tho

  • @Shxdom
    @Shxdom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    last time I was this early
    infinity ward where good at making Call Of Duty

  • @angelmartin2214
    @angelmartin2214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how you do all of these. I feel like Im listening to someone right in front of me that I know. It makes the stories seem so much creepier. I was sent over to you by grav3yardgirl. Keep it up man! 💕💕🐰

  • @Elfie1107
    @Elfie1107 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So he was watching bodybuilding videos while he was naked?

    • @Meechgloglo
      @Meechgloglo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gullit Etienne he probably sleeps in his under wear

  • @isakhansen9572
    @isakhansen9572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I am from norway🌞

  • @Gavy61
    @Gavy61 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I had a dream last night that Corpse Husband showed his face on SnapChat.

    • @morgves
      @morgves 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      was he attractive

    • @iitacostaco2710
      @iitacostaco2710 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He likely is above average, but not model-level hotness.
      Just saying.

    • @batmanlikespizza2541
      @batmanlikespizza2541 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruhhhh

    • @minecraftpro4179
      @minecraftpro4179 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +iiTacostaco maybe more

    • @greenteamomma7380
      @greenteamomma7380 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he's tall and skinny, but not too skinny

  • @sashaboucher8302
    @sashaboucher8302 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5'6 and 190 pounds!!! Jesus christ!

    • @adrienfox6228
      @adrienfox6228 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, thanks, that's how much I weigh. Way to may random people real like shit.

  • @lukeholmes8785
    @lukeholmes8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I too, am extremely humble

  • @yukeeme9562
    @yukeeme9562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anyone Else watching This To see Corpse before ?

  • @katariina.s
    @katariina.s 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    YYESSS I've been waiting for this video :D

    • @supernovavolt7263
      @supernovavolt7263 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +J.J.J J.J.J Same

    • @joshuaescalante9221
      @joshuaescalante9221 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait I'm new to this channel and what does he mean He was a short girl

    • @Anarboard
      @Anarboard 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great video

    • @ummidk2356
      @ummidk2356 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Joshua Escalante (x3r tear) people send in the story's

    • @ummidk2356
      @ummidk2356 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Joshua Escalante (x3r tear) so he gives details on the people in the story's

  • @iliana7110
    @iliana7110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hey Corpse, have you ever done a video on lockdown stories or other school events?

    • @SuperfirePlays
      @SuperfirePlays 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      U should check out mr nightmare

    • @quickiesilver
      @quickiesilver 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Superfire Plays You should give a direct fucking answer

    • @iliana7110
      @iliana7110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Superfire Plays Oh, I have.I just want to see if Corpse has any or plans on making one soon :)

    • @XxTrollmasterxXA
      @XxTrollmasterxXA 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Superfire Plays ikr

    • @jullian1328
      @jullian1328 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Superfire Plays Ike I love corpse husband mr nightmare and Doctor horror

  • @scroogemcduck3515
    @scroogemcduck3515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Wait, the first guy was called Allan the second was Barry.
    HE IS THE FLASH!

    • @BitchChill
      @BitchChill 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Willy Wonka Someone else noticed

    • @chloesimone7964
      @chloesimone7964 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha the way your icon is looking at your comment made my day 😂👌

    • @chickenrus3217
      @chickenrus3217 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Top ten animae crossovers

    • @dalebeefsteak119
      @dalebeefsteak119 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scrooge Mcduck He Allen Barry is the Flash!

    • @jettion35
      @jettion35 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah-aaaaah

  • @jokerv2792
    @jokerv2792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    omg. xD same thing happened to me. stranger who borrowed my phone, working early in the morning 😅.

  • @Christine50237
    @Christine50237 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    That last story sounds like the setup from my hometown and has lots of similarities!

  • @MrVesimelooni
    @MrVesimelooni 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The guy in the first story sounds like he propably isnt that big/strong=doyouevenliftbro, I mean if you have to keep pointing out that you lift weights and what not...
    (My profile pic kinda does the same for me :D)

  • @benji376
    @benji376 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Omg norwayyyyy🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴!!!!

  • @Greg3706
    @Greg3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: hears a woman’s voice
    “Woah, his voice modifier is amazing!”

  • @Marshmallow_Trees
    @Marshmallow_Trees 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Even though I’m a very, very nice person, it doesn’t really look like I am.”
    Bruh. It doesn’t really SOUND like you are either. Sorry.

  • @PickledSteak
    @PickledSteak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Creepy! You should do a give away with helpful tactical stuff like, pepper spray, taser, or even a pocket knife. Something that would help someone in a serious situation. Too much people with empty hands.

  • @tabby-chan9407
    @tabby-chan9407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Corpse needs to voice a anime character 😌

  • @B1rd_z
    @B1rd_z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Funny how each time I listen to these types of stories it makes me want to do a night shift job even more!

  • @majestic5727
    @majestic5727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The first story is literally just a dude telling you how humble and muscular he is. I'm surprised he didn't find a way to slip in his 🐓 size (It's huge btw...)

  • @Sjivje
    @Sjivje 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow Corpse sounds so... normal here, hahaha. His voice dropped so much, jeez louise.

  • @ayden_george_official
    @ayden_george_official 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    OMG 28 WEEKS LATER THEME IN THE BEGINNING!!!

    • @Zachary1234567890Mon
      @Zachary1234567890Mon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he uses it alot in his vids, it makes me smile every time it plays

  • @greenbax2122
    @greenbax2122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey Corpse, hope that the situation going on in your personal life is getting better and thanks for still being able to upload. Hope things get better for you!

  • @andistewart6142
    @andistewart6142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You have the perfect voice for reading scary stories. You could make washing dishes sound creepy. I love your narrating. I often listened to Chills, Mr Nightmare and Mr Davis and so on, but your narration is the best by far. I used to be a nurse but had to retire at 43 due to muscular condition which greatly impacts on my mobility as well as keeping me stuck at home most days while my husband's at work and kids are at school. I love listening to creepy and spooky stories, therefore I would like to request more paranormal stories please. Thank you for many hours of enjoyable listening xxx

  • @marialynncecilia
    @marialynncecilia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We all know the first guy thinks he's **so tough** but did anyone else catch the fact that his little sister's room has a glass wall? Who puts a young girl in a bedroom that is exposed that much? That's so unsafe!

    • @slendveny7191
      @slendveny7191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, i assume she was buff as hell, considering his sheer muscular mass. Also, she could be almost any age.

  • @tvgubber
    @tvgubber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The 2nd story , Barry the security guard, why is it illegal for him to apprehend someone? Isn’t there still citizen’s arrest?

  • @ChloeFaalson
    @ChloeFaalson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I have like the biggest crush on Corpse Husband.. Even though i've never seen him. I just love his voice. :P

    • @keppe123456789
      @keppe123456789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What if he was a poor, overweight man? Would you still have a crush on him? ;~;

    • @ChloeFaalson
      @ChloeFaalson 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes everything for that voice

    • @ChloeFaalson
      @ChloeFaalson 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aw u just made my day :)

    • @trulyhaunted8041
      @trulyhaunted8041 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      check out my stuff lol

    • @smileya7671
      @smileya7671 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha same =)

  • @piggybrosgaming442
    @piggybrosgaming442 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Watching body-building videos for fun... I don't understand humanity at this point.

    • @francisl849
      @francisl849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It´s not uncommon for people who are interested in bodybuilding

  • @birkgjerdrumvatland4039
    @birkgjerdrumvatland4039 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    corpse? what will u do when u hit 1 mill subs?

    • @diegoperea9573
      @diegoperea9573 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Corpse Husband YESSS

    • @kimmypresley6621
      @kimmypresley6621 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Corpse Husband I like pizza 😃

    • @kingdomreturn304
      @kingdomreturn304 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Corpse Husband wtf is going on bud this creepy stuff happening everywhere lol, hows things been?

    • @Malisa77
      @Malisa77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Corpse Husband HaHA yeah!! I love a simple man!! 😉💙👍 I'll make you a bomb pizza! Pizza is the best, then home made Lasagna mmmms

    • @Spidermanslefttoenail
      @Spidermanslefttoenail 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Corpse Husband can I some of the pizza

  • @Ch3dlan
    @Ch3dlan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I want you to read stories to me before going to sleep, Your voice is so smoothe like butter...

    • @Ch3dlan
      @Ch3dlan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      J.J.J J.J.J You're fucking edgy and original as knobs you know that, Right?

    • @jab4043
      @jab4043 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Useless “Suicidal” Trash i kno soo edgy. must be a 12 y old

    • @Seabacon346
      @Seabacon346 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hell yeah. he should be reading Dr. Seuss to kids. nitey nite!

    • @nicholasdokas4676
      @nicholasdokas4676 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +UWATM90 Says the guy that doesn't know how to spell. xD

    • @codyslocum341
      @codyslocum341 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh thank you I now it's nice

  • @AntheanCeilliers
    @AntheanCeilliers ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There are two layers of violence in the homeless man story. His violent attempt at finding a place to sleep, and the institutional violence that allows homelessness to exist.

  • @the_olive_garden
    @the_olive_garden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Why don't I get scared easily? Like if you are the same

  • @salome8237
    @salome8237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I'M a VeRy HuMbLe guy"
    "I'M a NiCe PeRsOn"
    Sure seems very down-to-earth-humble to me.

  • @PocketSports
    @PocketSports 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Guys I'm here for you if this is too scary

    • @morgves
      @morgves 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      can i have some strawberry flavoured bleach

    • @ayami1165
      @ayami1165 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao, danke clorox bleach XDDD

    • @avafraser2428
      @avafraser2428 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      hiiii

    • @morgves
      @morgves 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bughuul is it good or should I get a different flavour

    • @haydenknab5122
      @haydenknab5122 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seamus McCauley okie

  • @carterburkhart4336
    @carterburkhart4336 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The #3's GameStop he described is exactly like one nearby me, weird

    • @skatingCi
      @skatingCi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's the name of the town that your GameStop is in?

    • @josephyoung3317
      @josephyoung3317 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      me too

    • @carterburkhart4336
      @carterburkhart4336 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live in Indianapolis

    • @skatingCi
      @skatingCi 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Carter Burkhart I asked because the one described is like a strip mall and there's a Walmart like 1/4 away and I live in NY so that's why i asked lol. Similar layout

    • @atlasthetitan698
      @atlasthetitan698 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      "he described" I thought it was a girl in the story. 5'3" is almost too short for a dude.

  • @olemossywood1056
    @olemossywood1056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Corpse Husband, just want u to know you are absolutely spectacular!!! I’ve listened to so many readers whom are very good also. You are absolutely perfect at story telling. I’m a perfectionist (not saying that’s a good thing) being a Christian I know we shouldn’t allow our talents/our ways (whether it being a perfectionist or not) have control over our lives. You know like it getting in way of others (being agitated by ones’ imperfections)..such as being a wife and annoyed by husband due to him not perfectly doing something..(that’s me) but am aware and try n keep “in check”. Telling you this little bit of myself to kinda put in perspective of where this comment is coming from. You are good at what u do and want you to know.👍👍

  • @vishnupratapsinghkushwaha4653
    @vishnupratapsinghkushwaha4653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Why in every story there is a short person.

    • @itsmrlonewolf
      @itsmrlonewolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Vishnu Pratap.... well they’re short stories

    • @agorethephobic6213
      @agorethephobic6213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@itsmrlonewolf wow best pun ever made

    • @agorethephobic6213
      @agorethephobic6213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@itsmrlonewolf no sarcasm

    • @lolmynigga5099
      @lolmynigga5099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just The same way how every person stalking is tall and huge pedophile lmao

  • @veggiesarefruits
    @veggiesarefruits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'm very humble. I'm like SO humble, guys. I'm THE MOST humble person in the world. I'm also very tough and I work out all the time."

  • @dadi02
    @dadi02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bruh that guy in the first story LOOOOOOOOOL

  • @Dennis14_14
    @Dennis14_14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    if someone asks for my phone i say i dont believe in phones and for money i say i use a credit card only.
    if someone want to ask for a lift i politely decline. i wouldnt let any strangers in my car. im not an uber and sure as hell wont risk my life
    with drunk people i am mostly friendly because they are all stupid af and wouldnt want to hurt him/her if them wanna fight me

  • @emmacain2538
    @emmacain2538 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Thumbs up if you've been waiting for Corpsey's face reveal

    • @paulbryson111
      @paulbryson111 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wanna bump nasties???

    • @Rocky-cq4os
      @Rocky-cq4os 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When he's comfortable yh

  • @Zombiekittykg
    @Zombiekittykg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Your never safe in this cruel world. I've almost been abducted 3 times in my life and have had more than a few encounters with creepy strangers

    • @mrjonesandme8848
      @mrjonesandme8848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3 times? Sounds like you take unnecessary risks or have no self preservation skills.

    • @EternalPayne
      @EternalPayne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      3 times? The fuck