Graveyard shift workers usually adopt a night routine out of habbit. I have a day off, shit even a week off, and I'm still sleeping all day and doing everything at night. lol
"He brought out drugs so I started to talk to the operator in code".... "he just brought out the coke". LOL damn they'll never be able to break that code
@@mynamo12 tbh i wouldn't use the b-word, but yes that woman could've handled that situation better. She did handle the situation as good as she could've seeing as she was drunk
I clicked on this video and heard this loud female voice say, "If I asked you, how is a woman on her period?" I was like.. WHAT?! :S Maybe this is a collab..? Then I realize it was a commercial! ahahah
TheBellaBubbles I was doing the math on that too. I wanted to pull it back to relisten and see if he said in his 40s. Which to be in prison he'd have to be 18...making him 48....
Efe Aydal it's why I quite drinking I been sober for 6 month's,my goal is to quite for 12th month's cuz I don't want party anymore and I don't want get hang over or alcohols poisoning either when 12th month's comes around I still be quiting drinking .
lmao don't get drunk in public my nigga, I'll drink till blackout in my house but NEVER EVER will I do anything but vape or smoke cigs while out in public. I actually don't tend to vape anymore either as vapes are huge targets for muggings nowadays
The third story brought tears to my eyes. I'm a mother and as a mother, I could never imagine leaving my girls in that type of danger. especially for a dead beat nobody like her boy toy. this story reminded me of how the father of my Daughtera grew up. Some woman just shouldnt have any children. What a shame.
Ill never understand why they do either... I mean, you know full well if you want a child or not. It seems like pure insanity to have them when you have no interest or intention of caring for them (I can say the same thing about bad pet owners). I personally don't do children, I cant even handle movies with kids in them. Of course, ill never have any. Birth control pills are free or cheap, abortion is an option if contraception fails, all it takes is some basic responsibility and common sense (oh shit, I just counted out more than half the population with that last part)
I can’t believe the cops grabbed the traumatised 12 yr old and stood her right in front of the assailant immediately after the attempted attack there’s definitely better ways to find out if the family knows the intruder
10:38 Such a sweet adorable SUPER BRAVE sister looking after her little brother, I hope they always have each other, theyre so lucky to have each other Bless them both
Hope you enjoy the video and happy holidays! Story start times: STORY 2: 4:05 STORY 3: 8:49 STORY 4: 17:45 SOCIAL MEDIA ► Twitter: twitter.com/Corpse_Husband ► Snapchat: Corpse_Husband ► Instagram: instagram.com/corpse_husband/ ► Facebook page: facebook.com/CorpseHusbandStories/
I'm a 13 year old boy, live in the U.K. So here it's almost 2am and I'm just about to try and forget about my insomnia and sleep. So let's do it the best way, listen to Corpse Husband like every night and I love them!
@Nilly K Breaking news: Aspirin, coffee, and antihistamines are drugs. Nobody lives a drug-free life. You're not better than anyone who uses drugs. Drugs are a tool to reach a desired effect. Grow up.
@@mcjoey2878 Yes you can, it's just not visual. The stimulation weed causes on your senses could be considered a trip, like when you get really stoned and start feeling your t-shirt touching your body.
"Nobody does laundry at 3 in the morning unless they're a meth head" Me who does laundry at midnight-3 am just because I remembered I have no clothes for the day:
God the Sister is amazing and is such a wonderful and strong person! Bless her heart for raising her Brother and having to be the adult in that situation! I woulda shit my pants if I were her
"He was smoking pot, so i don't want to do anything to provoke a violent response" watch out for them pot smokers man, i hear people on it eat peoples faces.
Glen The Scottish Guy No no😂😂😂That's weed laced with php, I heasrd about it😂😂😂Either way don't do drugs, cause apparently you get into uber cars whose drivers have other plans than getting you home
the story with the growling man made my heart and stomach drop. doesn't help that my front door slowly popped open as I was listening to it. lol love your videos though
Story #3 gets me thinking, and bothers me a lot since I'm the oldest with three siblings, and being paranoid with anxiety is pretty bad too. That girl was a very good sister.
the story about the little girl legit made me tear up when it go to the part about her screaming and fearing for their lives :( i hate that children or anyone for that matter would ever have to experience something like that
I love listening to you so much and I listen to you a lot as I'm waiting for a double lung transplant and somehow these terrifying stories bring me comfort... probably your voice, it makes me feel safe
I'm home alone, naked, vulnerable and showering. listening to these stories are a good idea lmao
No reply. Uh ohhhh...
TiFFerzZehNiNjA send pics ?
"vulnerable" "naked" "showering" do u shower w clothes on obvibur naked
ExoaRu he must have the iPhone 7 or s8
I play TH-cam videos on my phone while showering too!
"Nobody does laundry at 3 am unless they're a meth head"
lmfao
BillyYT I'm a meth head then. lol graveyard shift life.
BillyYT theres a difference theres WORKING 3AM and then there is WASHING your clothes at 3 a.m.
Graveyard shift workers usually adopt a night routine out of habbit. I have a day off, shit even a week off, and I'm still sleeping all day and doing everything at night. lol
(Or, like, I don't know... a *night owl*. Y'know, nothing to do with meth.)
BillyYT ur stupid
I don't drink as a rule but once a month I binge....girl...you drink.
Rayne Shadow I don't do heroin but once a month I shoot up 2 grams
OfficerBootyReportin4Duty
I can top that ❗️
I don't smoke cigarettes 🚬 but I do smoke weed every day when it hits 420 !
🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🚬🐔
White girls tho.
Healthier ;)
Rayne Shadow I caught that Too! LOL
"He brought out drugs so I started to talk to the operator in code".... "he just brought out the coke". LOL damn they'll never be able to break that code
Xd
That bitch was soo stupid lmao
@@phoenixgray9231 bro, stfu
@@mynamo12 tbh i wouldn't use the b-word, but yes that woman could've handled that situation better. She did handle the situation as good as she could've seeing as she was drunk
@@phoenixgray9231 she was.
I honestly don’t get how we have so many people still on the planet when people do stuff
Like this…
*does laundry at 3 in the morning regularly*
its either crack or college
when they’re ✨depressed✨ 😍
@@bowennace4343 or nightshifters...
yk sometimes you forget and u gotta get it done 😂
Yeah me too. Working night shifts baby, yeah!
Keeping a child from an asthma attack is INCREDIBLY hard and trying to be brave for them is hard.. this person in story #3 is incredibly brave!
Yes yes btw love ur profile :D
to think she was only 12
I clicked on this video and heard this loud female voice say, "If I asked you, how is a woman on her period?" I was like.. WHAT?! :S Maybe this is a collab..? Then I realize it was a commercial! ahahah
😯
:0
Oh Gosh lel
damn didn’t know molly listened to corpse. it’s cool she does tho lol. two of my fav youtubers
LMAOOOO
Bad ass got in prison at 10.
TheBellaBubbles getting close to 20K subs
Laser Network it's been slow after June.
TheBellaBubbles I was doing the math on that too. I wanted to pull it back to relisten and see if he said in his 40s. Which to be in prison he'd have to be 18...making him 48....
Dawn Stone we can only assume
jackie brennan not for what this dude did.
"I hAvE a GlOcK iN mY hAnDs ReAdY tO uNlOaD wItH lEtHaL fOrCe"
“Unload with lethal force” sent me too😂😂😂
just like his dog all bark and no bite 😂
we have the same last name bestie
I almost cried during the story with the little girl and boy. I have no idea why. I never cry. I felt so bad for them. Save me
Phanic!AtThe100Pilots I've heard worse, #Desensitized
The Great Cornholio I've been thru similar but still pretty sad to me
The Great Cornholio agreed this ain’t shit🤣🤣
Shitty moms make me cry too 😔
@@Check2311w wow so edgy
I've never clicked on a video so fast. Thank you corpse husband you made this day better!
DeathStar ColorEar lmao cooked
yellow forever I fixed it
DeathStar ColorEar same
Chiara Cicconi Yup
DeathStar ColorEar Yea I clicked on this video quicker than a blink
Your voice and narration for every video is fucking spot on mate! Love the videos gives me that chilling feel up my spine each time!
Thank you!
Danish101xHD I concur 100%!
+Corpse Husband your welcome
Danish101xHD That's so true Mate!
Corpse Husband Ah thanks for responding! Made my year seeing this ha! Welcome dude!! Can't wait for more epic videos to come 2K17!!
"This story is told in the perspective...."
Your voice in my headphones is like god speaking through the rumbling thunder.
*nut*
if only you knew how much better it sounded 3 years later
Why did he heart THIS
@@Arno1008 It was edited
I think the girl in the first story was smart, but lucky. The kidnapper let her talk on the phone like nothing fishy was going on.
Markus Andersen he probably couldnt think straight due to drugs effects
She was SO lucky omg and yea pretty smart too
Jeez yeah it's sheer luck she was able to use her cell that long
She was also kind of an asshole.
how?
Lesson from story #1: Don't get drunk.
Efe Aydal 😑
Good idea it's just not going to happen 😂😂
Efe Aydal Don't be dumb while drunk ✌✌
Efe Aydal it's why I quite drinking I been sober for 6 month's,my goal is to quite for 12th month's cuz I don't want party anymore and I don't want get hang over or alcohols poisoning either when 12th month's comes around I still be quiting drinking .
lmao don't get drunk in public my nigga, I'll drink till blackout in my house but NEVER EVER will I do anything but vape or smoke cigs while out in public. I actually don't tend to vape anymore either as vapes are huge targets for muggings nowadays
The one with the guy growling Kept me up lol
Thanks Corpse !!
**Listening now**
My bday was yesterday the 22nd, can I get a happy bday by Corpse ?!?!
Combo it as a bday present and Xmas one !!
Luis Garza happy late birthday!
Maya Zuljevic Thank you kindly !
Your thumbnails never fail to frighten me, corpse. never...
ScareMe i just looked at it man come on god damn
Went on a ride for 40 minutes, going 100 mph?
Holy shit, you're far from home.
Wow, how ironic? Fuck yes you are lmao
RAIDING 808 an hour away,in guess
60 miles lol
Lmao btw happy new year c:
The third story brought tears to my eyes. I'm a mother and as a mother, I could never imagine leaving my girls in that type of danger. especially for a dead beat nobody like her boy toy. this story reminded me of how the father of my Daughtera grew up. Some woman just shouldnt have any children. What a shame.
Ill never understand why they do either... I mean, you know full well if you want a child or not. It seems like pure insanity to have them when you have no interest or intention of caring for them (I can say the same thing about bad pet owners). I personally don't do children, I cant even handle movies with kids in them. Of course, ill never have any. Birth control pills are free or cheap, abortion is an option if contraception fails, all it takes is some basic responsibility and common sense (oh shit, I just counted out more than half the population with that last part)
Ikr?
But then he wouldn’t exist and you wouldn’t have had your kids. Sometimes things happen for a reason. 😊
@@diaryofarealmom3264 please stfu, you sound so retarded for that😐
Those 9 dislikes... jeez.. they must be no fun..
it's 47 now. they'rejust hating
Annabelle Lecter wait if their telling their story and send it to corpse why would they dislike it ?
Bob Randy 94 haters
Maybe those dislikes are all coming from those creeps from the stories.
Bob Randy Are you Threatening me?
Corpse husband are you the real edge lord ? Amazing video. Much love
No, that's Reignbot lmfaoooooooooo they should collab.
I can’t believe the cops grabbed the traumatised 12 yr old and stood her right in front of the assailant immediately after the attempted attack there’s definitely better ways to find out if the family knows the intruder
"I don't ever drink as a general rule."..."Once a month I go out to the bar and binge and get wasted."...K.
10:38 Such a sweet adorable SUPER BRAVE sister looking after her little brother, I hope they always have each other, theyre so lucky to have each other Bless them both
The one with the two kids that were home alone is almost making me cry...fucking hell bro.
Is there anyone else who has a weird obsession on watching these videos at night ? At like 3 AM ?? Anyone?
Uncultured Puns meeee
Meh :3
Yes
Me literally
person: he has coke help
911 operator: ohh shit. sounds lit fam. where do i join?
person: rip
#3 Was terrifying and heart-wrenching at the same time. D: But good on that girl for managing to handle it!
0:02 “This story is told in the perspective of a female..” *deep voice intensifies*
Hope you enjoy the video and happy holidays!
Story start times:
STORY 2: 4:05
STORY 3: 8:49
STORY 4: 17:45
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thank you happy holidays to you too!👍
I've been waiting for a video and there it is :D Happy Holidays m8!
Corpse Husband how have you been?
I just seen this in my feed, and can i say you have a very attractive voice
Sebastian Michaelis you seem very polite!
I'm a 13 year old boy, live in the U.K. So here it's almost 2am and I'm just about to try and forget about my insomnia and sleep. So let's do it the best way, listen to Corpse Husband like every night and I love them!
JustTheEmoKid YT There's a reason you don't sleep at night bro
+zach pike 😂😂😂
zach pike yea it's called my life with 6 years of insomnia so well done when I've been watching corpse husband for like 2 months
JustTheEmoKid YT im doing the same every night
JustTheEmoKid YT self diagnosed?
in the 2nd one the footprint and whoever left it has a skinny ass foot
J.J.J J.J.J yeah haha
I knew they were airforces shit
Yeah. I was expecting a large footprint. And we get that. lol
Salvadore yeah they are probably air force 1s
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't believe you're working on Christmas Eve! You really do love your fans!
Love you corpse
Yes he does :3 btw happy new year UvU
Nothing treats insomnia better than a Corpse Husband video!
"ι now нave conғιrмaтιon нe doeѕ drυgѕ' lмғao 😂
😂😂😂😂Im crying
@Brendan Herbstritt their lives and themselves are fu ked up
@Nilly K Breaking news: Aspirin, coffee, and antihistamines are drugs. Nobody lives a drug-free life. You're not better than anyone who uses drugs. Drugs are a tool to reach a desired effect. Grow up.
@Brendan Herbstritt He's a pussy for not doing drugs?
Good Lord, you must have an IQ lower than your shoe size.
@@HexIsme imagine binge drinking and snobbing weed...
Yes, a new video from the Horse Lord🙏
That's a new one hahahaha
Corpse Husband is actually the king of the Centaurs!
No one:
Corpse Husband: 4:41 "I've only used the back door a few times"
"He is smoking pot so I didn't wanna do anything to provoke him." Yea I am not sure u understand how weed works
Karan Trivedi from what i heard from my m8s (they do weed ) you can have a Bad trip and go aggressive
Mr_Pixel never had that happen or heard of that happening and me and all my friends smoke
Mr_Pixel you can’t “trip” from marijuana...
She literally said he could be doing other drugs and he does take some coke out, so...
@@mcjoey2878 Yes you can, it's just not visual. The stimulation weed causes on your senses could be considered a trip, like when you get really stoned and start feeling your t-shirt touching your body.
Totally contradicted themselves haha “the lock was broken” then 2 minutes later “thank god my dead bolt was engaged” 😂
Different doors, one was the door to enter the building and one to enter his actual apartment
I got SOOOOOO happy when i saw the notification. I ran to my room, got a snack, closed the blinds, and close the door. Let's do this
HEY, I DO LAUNDRY AT 3 AM. 😢
Andy Ryan Stevens
well stop doing meth 😛
kazzy bee BUTBUTBUT...
Andy Ryan Stevens I see you everywhere 😂
Serenity My subs are filled with these kinds of channels
Ohh okay
Merry Christmas corpse, continue those amazing stories!
Merry Christmas, friend
MERRY CHRISTMAS CORPSE HUSBAND AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR
I'm so happy with this because I have OCD and this video ends at exactly 21:00 minutes 😏
Fuck off. That ain't real OCD. I should know. I live with it every day.
@@katiecurbow7086 everyone’s OCD is different
people these days say they have ocd but they dont
Awesome story telling +1 sub
Thank you!
CONAN!
hmmm that voice is just perfect😍
I only watch these video at night
greenrockman222 me too lol
greenrockman222 no there is me watching this at 2:00am
Me too only night
Yes yes night is the best time to watch it even with his deep voice :0
Happy holidays, Corpsey! Stay safe and I hope you have fun.
Sexual Potahoe merry Christmas
If I hear "I know your here" in the middle of the night.Ill say "corpse warned me if you."
Story 3
Op: I know that my brother can die because we don't have anything for his asthma and he would be scared by this man
Op's mom: lol booze
I torture myself by listening to these at night
"Nobody does laundry at 3 in the morning unless they're a meth head"
Me who does laundry at midnight-3 am just because I remembered I have no clothes for the day:
Lmao my mom does it at 4am too 😂😂😂
3rd story freaked me the fuck out
Same
Thanks corpse husband ! Enjoy your Christmas
I love when there’s pictures included from the Reddit posts. Makes it feel that much more real and frightening.
God the Sister is amazing and is such a wonderful and strong person! Bless her heart for raising her Brother and having to be the adult in that situation! I woulda shit my pants if I were her
it's hilarious hearing a girl who drinks say marijuana can provoke a violent reaction
Fr lmao maybe if she smoked instead of drinking that night she would’ve never got into the wrong car
@@215buzzbuzz6 Lmao
"I was a little Girl back then" Said in a deep male voice
Lmaooo this is the most funniest commet i have seen
"No one does laundry at 3am unless they're a meth head"
I feel personally attacked
he's been in prison since he was ten
NoiceCream that's what I thought, too. Sounds unrealistic.
NoiceCream 👌True doe
NoiceCream for certain charges (particularly violent felonies) a minor can be tried as an adult
+Charles Henry Peckham yah but rarely is it applied to minors under 16, and almost never for a 10 year old
Chum Fart
They could have meant juvenile detention
At 1:27 in the video, that girl made about every stupid mistake she could make. She's lucky to be alive.
Yay! I always look forward to your videos!!
I appreciate the support!
@Lil'Gamer 218 same
Yes i always look forward to these videos they are so nice!
yay! always love seeing your new content!
Thanks for the support!
nice video
Honestly people who neglect, abuse,leave their kid(s) at home like that especially without any protection disgust me and are the reason Jeff exists
#2: "... You really saved my ass on this one."
I applauded.
Someone learned! :D
Only thing I wanted for xmas- a new corpse video
"He was smoking pot, so i don't want to do anything to provoke a violent response" watch out for them pot smokers man, i hear people on it eat peoples faces.
Glen The Scottish Guy No no😂😂😂That's weed laced with php, I heasrd about it😂😂😂Either way don't do drugs, cause apparently you get into uber cars whose drivers have other plans than getting you home
hahaahah ive beeen going through comments too see if anyone got this
He didn't even offer to share with her.
Yeah they might violently attack your fridge or stash of snacks 😂 and don't even get me started on the soda. People truly just kill me sometimes 😂
He’s on that sherm
Story stamps
1-Uber 0:00
2- Home Invasion 4:01
3- Home Invasion 8:47
4- Kidnapping (almost) 17:41
13:18 Omg scared the shit out of me
I’m watching this at night and I have sleep paralysis.
Clearly I’m smart.
U r smart fam xd
I swear people are going to learn Uber isn't safe...CALL A CAB. Just because Uber is TREANDING doesn't mean it's best
Justin Tompkins but you can't Track a cab like you can track a Uber
Justin Tompkins Because a cab is better..?
It wasn't Uber's fault it was the girl's for not checking the tracker
Cabs are so much more expensive though. Like fuck dude I don't have 50 bucks to spend on a ride
carlyn bell I rather pay more to go home safely than get into the same situation as story#1
Finally here in a decent amount of time. 👌🏻😍💕 I love your videos 🐰 🖤🖤
Thank you! Notifications are awesome, when you actually get them hahahahah
No kidding! 😅
"I was a really small girl"
*Says in deepest voice ever*
His voice was a lot higher 4 years ago lol
@@de1zue yeah Ik, nice user btw
@@er0ding.elli0tt14 thx 💀
the story with the growling man made my heart and stomach drop. doesn't help that my front door slowly popped open as I was listening to it. lol love your videos though
i hope that woman and her brother are okay and get through life in peace
the video is already amazing i love the storylines! and how has everyone been! oh and Merry Christmas!😊
7:08 "And I think to myself...
...what a wonderful world."
#3 broke my heart 😢
Eli Gonzalez that was very brave of that girl.If i was there i would probably run out of the house and call the cops
Story 3 unsettled me the most tbh-
like, it made me really anxious
I was genuinely worried for these children
Story 3 really touched my heart
That thumbnail looks like sid from Toy Story a little bit.
ThatIntaminGuy true
Just without braces.
ThatIntaminGuy I thought you were going to say Sid form skins uk
ThatIntaminGuy I think it's supposed to be the drug addict rapist guy from story 3 I could be wrong but meh
SideEffects297 him too
This was a good video. keep it up corpsey.
69th!
Lets Read! yes..you're awesome
Lets Read! Amazing !!
A cameo appearance by Let's Read !!
A round of applause please everyone !!
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Wow, love this appearance in the comments!
nice
Story #3 gets me thinking, and bothers me a lot since I'm the oldest with three siblings, and being paranoid with anxiety is pretty bad too. That girl was a very good sister.
the story about the little girl legit made me tear up when it go to the part about her screaming and fearing for their lives :( i hate that children or anyone for that matter would ever have to experience something like that
THIS GUY WHEN HE PLAYS AMONG US IS SO PRECIOUS (hes good at being the imposter ll)
“I know you’re here” oOf I would ball my eyes out😂😰
I love listening to you so much and I listen to you a lot as I'm waiting for a double lung transplant and somehow these terrifying stories bring me comfort... probably your voice, it makes me feel safe
God bless. I'll pray for you.
These thumbnails are scarier than the videos themselves lmao
Ever since I watched this, every time I do laundry at 3am (I work night shifts) I think to myself "Must be a crackhead"
LMAO this deserves more likes 😂😂😂
I refreshed my subscriptions and the thumbnail actually made me fall out of bed, I did not except that at all. thanks corpsie.
you know i love you corpse?
fangirled a little when I got this notification. whoops 😂❤
Notification squad is the best squad
Corpse Husband okay definitely had a teeny tiny massive fangirl moment 😂❤
She jizzed in her panties 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm only joking
I love watching these at 2am while I’m working lol
The 3rd one actually made me cry 😞
holy sheet i can't fu***g sleep anymore. And I'm f****g home alone!!!!
I love these videos so much
Hello friend! Hope you have an amazing holiday!
Thank you, friend :)
The 2nd story guy's word choice and well-placed cussing was absolutely amusing and priceless.