"Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey." Garrus: "We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?"
Yeah, I never skip the elevator dialogue in the legendary edition. T If I was in a hurry or not in the mood for elevator banter, I would take the rapid transit.
I'm just surprised to see the community so alive… I mean, it isn't really that weird with the characters in this franchise, but still… It's also kind of good timing, I just hopped out of Mass Effect 2
(22:45)... My theory on the Asari is when the Protheans edited their genes to give them enhanced biotic abilities, they also made them sexually attractive to most species in the galactic community to make them better ambassadors and give them an edge in leading the next cycle.
12 years after playing and completing the first Mass Effect. I have played the first one god knows how many times. And still to this day there is still something new that i have not yet discovered. Most noticeably with Wrex and his epic comments and this was one that i never found before. #7:33
2:32 I don't what was worst, the cold or the corporations. Onr will freeze your balls off and the other will sell them out from under you. That line from Joker will never get old! Also 10:15 about Rupert being a janitor and cook was beyond funny. "Rupert, something different with tonight's meal. It seems you put in more food and less ass."
Geth Do not infiltrate I'm sorry sir but you're gonna have to leave your personal VI off the shuttles they're not allowed Geth do not intentionally infiltrate
It was part of The Citadel DLC, after you got the Prothean and unlocked the apartment in the Citadel... this one can't say more without falling in the sin of spoilers.
From Garrus I've learned 2 things:
1. Krogans have 4 testicles
2. Someone is making a killing out there
you never learned that something around here needs to be calibrated?
Imagine how rich you could be in the game if it let you loot those from all the krogan you kill.
instaBlaster.
@@SuperNiceteeth not even that, all the tank grown Krogan. Snip off their balls then send them at the enemy. Ez win and money
Don't forget that your guns need calibrating
Wrex's relationship with Tali and Liara is funny
You're like the head butting uncle I never had.
@@QDSGames To be totally fair, who wouldn't want an uncle like Wrex? Imagine that kind of guy in your every day life....lol
is it here? what min?
Everything about Wrex is funny.
@@Yetizod1 guns and explosives for your birthday and real live fire combat every visit. What's not to love.
Shepard while drunk "yes put the thing... In the thing where you put stuff"
Tali while drunk "eeeemeegincy induction porrrt"
Thats a straw
@@kitsunewraith7208 eeemergency induction poorrtt
@@shaddow2022 It's actually getting harder to get it into the slot. I think that means it working...
@@shaddow2022Shepard: That's a straw Tali
Tali pulls out a shotgun: EMERGANCEEEY INDUKSHON PORT!!!!
26:28 is my favourite. “The lizard people evolved? They used to eat flies...”
the salarian's reaction to garrus saying "I hear vorcha prefer it grilled"
PRICELESS!!!
Kal Reager shouting,"You have a Geth, right behind you!"
never gets old xD
I love Kal
if only they didnt kill kal off screen and made us only know about his death via an email
@@bruhgod123 he survived in my playthrough, spoke to him during Tali's loyalty mission. You have to kill the colossus pretty quickly for him to live.
@@RoninGaming6602 no in mass effect 3 he dies off screen
@@bruhgod123 Ahhh okay my bad
"Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey."
Garrus: "We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?"
Grunt: Not often enough...
Tali: It's twice a day at least
Legion: Shepard Commander orders us to statistically likely death at a rate of 1.7 instances per day, rounded down.
13:24 “we can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn’t I told?”
“Not often enough”
Tali: at least twice a day
Legion doing the Robot has got to be one of the best things I've seen.
“Taste like mighty fine ass”
A man of culture I see
Timestamp?
10:50
"I am Prothean, I never feel okay."
Me: Maybe I am Prothean.
Trolling Salarians never gets old.
*sad mordin noises
@@perryzheng8372 Mordin be like: Not suprising. Salarian flesh very nutritious due to fast metabolism.
@@MiGujack3 Wrex: I knew there was something I liked about you
@@aaron75fy ... you little smartass pyjack.
i cant believe only garrus misses the amazing elevator dialogue
Garrus and every player ever
Agree
Yeah, I never skip the elevator dialogue in the legendary edition. T
If I was in a hurry or not in the mood for elevator banter, I would take the rapid transit.
17:20 Oh no...Legion...has been infected...with MEMES!!!
Huh, I guess us organics and synthetics aren't so different after all!!
what meme is that?
Howard the alien. Legion, the Geth
this isnt a meme but seems like it could be a meme
The MEMES, Jack!
"Geth do not infiltrate."
Rather ironic, coming from someone whose class is literally 'Geth Infiltrator'. :P
"Geth do not *intentionally* infiltrate."
@@TheDriver458 *uses tactical cloak*
"you're stuck here until this quarantine is over. that could take weeks."
god i wish it was only a few weeks, shepard.
Aria wasn't quarantining the flu to fuck Omega's economy over.
Javik sounds so defeated when he says "It was no dream." He REALLY wanted it to be a dream.
I mean how would you feel if you where the last human alive in a world full of rat people or I dont know what.
Javik was almost uncomfortably racist all the time
@@gormauslander He’s like if a Roman centurion suddenly found himself in today’s times. Not fond of all the “barbarians” now running things.
@@gormauslanderThis is as stupid as saying people who dont like dogs are racist
@@gormauslander
I like him tho, equal opportunistic racist at your service
Drunk Tali: And you like me too!
Javik: This conversation is over
That's not a denial, Javik...
I don’t blame him, she crazy
The salarian falling for the asari stripper is possibly the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
The Prothean sounds like he'll say "Wakanda Forever"any minute now
The voice actor is Jaimacan.
I feel they might joke that if the series does come back.
Why can I hear this in my head now??
@@sonictj3 there will be a mass effect 4
@@hesusdanu170 there is a remaster coming in May not a new game tho
How has no one mentioned that Kasumi was more than willing to film Jack and Miranda doing it!?
She knows what sells well.
“This one feels like a flower” 😂 Garrus is hilarious
Glad to see you active. LONG LIVE THE MASS EFFECT FANDOM!
Will miss this series for ever
Hells yeah
Long live the fandom!
This franchise is either a series of games with the best stories, gameplay and lore......or is a massive comedy
Why not both?
You’re also forgetting the nightmare fuel monsters and the utter trauma of saving the universe three times in a row. At least
17:20 *Commander Shepard* "Legion, mind telling me what you are doing?"
*Legion* "Shepard-Commander, we are gathering consensus. "
"- And the consensus is telling us to quote 'get funky'."
@@jlord5078 they probably uploaded "Boney M - Rasputin" to their network.
@@jlord5078There was a music file…..no data available.
"Go for the optics, Chatika"
...
GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!
The amount of sexual tension between Shepard and Garrus is astonishing
The bisexual lines are blurring !!
Nah you just different
The amount is 0
@@keandregreen5628 lies
@@skinheed5001 shep and garrus are bromosexual
I am replaying the trilogy for the nth time again. Totally worth it.
45:32 tali's tattoo sounds epic I wanna see some fan art.
I think, there is actually an official Artwork sonewhere 🤔
Oh yeah there is
Damn.... you can play these games so many times, and everytime you'll see or hear something new
*quarian and turian have a conversation in public, quarian complains when someone can hear them*
"I think you're just a big stupid jellyfish"
😂😂
You're a legend Jaguar550 for making these amazing Mass Effect videos!
Oh my gawd ,the turian and quarian conversation on illium... the turian is a "nice guy " :D
He is a nice friend.
And also a "white knight".
warystatue33 honestly I think he’s that good friend she’s trusted for a while and never saw as a love interest which is kinda rough for boyo there
Brother got friendzoned :(
@@mrreaper6615 the man was str8 simping, smdh
When Tali started shooting at Legion I died...
When legion started dancing i cackled
he could've busted out the Michael Jackson missed opportunity sadly lol
@@EastlakeRasta7 He should of done that at the Citadel when they brought him to the club instead of bitching about organics. 16:34
I'm just surprised to see the community so alive… I mean, it isn't really that weird with the characters in this franchise, but still… It's also kind of good timing, I just hopped out of Mass Effect 2
the recent ea pass has pushed alot of people towards this series again
@@SPACEHARICE Yep and we have remaster coming out soon. Oh boi. Can't wait to play it again.
@@Nudel-nc1cp did you play it again?
Watching these takes me back; I miss these characters; Andromeda isn't a terrible game but it can't hold a flame to these 3 games
I always missed “Geth do not intentionally infiltrate” as a kid
"Yeah I found him in the freezer behind the varren roast"
Working on Part 3 coming soon! Stay N7:D
YES! Thank you! Been waiting for this!!
(22:45)... My theory on the Asari is when the Protheans edited their genes to give them enhanced biotic abilities, they also made them sexually attractive to most species in the galactic community to make them better ambassadors and give them an edge in leading the next cycle.
17:18 Everyone hates Legion.
49:33 Javik.. Do you really..
You can end up sleeping with him on the citadel dlc
@@connarkent282 I know
"Not a word!"
theres a chance he simps for quarians
>"Geth do not intentionally infiltrate... except those designated as Geth infiltrators"
Sometimes I can't take this series seriously.
Also, I never realized how much of a dad/uncle friend Wrex could be
11:33 I fondly remember the YOU SIR, YOU ARE A BLIGHT! ... and you .. and you ... and you .. guy
46:49. In the background you can hear someone say " what the fuck are you doing?!"
41:30
Shepard is possessed by the ghost of a Canadian
i'm garrus vakarian and THIS IS MY RECTUM.
I am a "sexual" rival unlike anything you have faced before! 😎
Damn Liara, you won me over with that burn 🔥
23:29 LADIES AND GENTS WE GOT A SPACE SIMP/NICE GUY!!!
12 years after playing and completing the first Mass Effect. I have played the first one god knows how many times. And still to this day there is still something new that i have not yet discovered. Most noticeably with Wrex and his epic comments and this was one that i never found before. #7:33
HAHAHA i love that Garrus and Grunt just learned you can disobey suicidal orders...
I appreciate how these are in no particular order. Just random moments of fun. 😃
I feel soo bad for that Turian in love with that Quarian
It's pretty nice. You're not only selecting every renegade option in the game. It's pretty refreshing.
The amount of time ive sunk into this series and theres so many funny moments ive missed out on😂😭
24:20 f in the chat for the friendzoned turian
he then drank rynchol and died
That sass from Javik, I really wasn't expecting that. Caught me off guard. 36:40
His accent makes it even better.
2:32 I don't what was worst, the cold or the corporations. Onr will freeze your balls off and the other will sell them out from under you.
That line from Joker will never get old!
Also 10:15 about Rupert being a janitor and cook was beyond funny. "Rupert, something different with tonight's meal. It seems you put in more food and less ass."
2:10 Alistair would like a word with you Ashley
23:06 Wow I would've never thought I'd see the day a Turian would *simp* for a Quarian, and I thought I was a simp!
Thank you for delivering !
I love mass effect and need to hear more of these elevator chats
All of them
Mordin, Best Man. At weddings. Tops.
*I'm pissed off and when I'm pissed off I shoot thing find me more bugs" 😆 new favourite line
“I am the BIOTIC GOD.” Best Volus in Mass Effect Trilogy.
"Can it wait for a bit, I'm in middle of calibrations."
For me funniest moments are the big boy krogan complaining about presidium fish and every talk with my homie Kasumi
Legion doing the robot....... I died. This is what the world needs right now. Legion doing the frickin robot!
This is the reason why i love ME 1 to 3 makes me laugh and enjoying each of these characters
Spiders, spiders, spiders, SPIDERS!!!
Timestamp please?
Seth Green was perfect as Joker. So underrated lol
29:37 Does this mean Shepard is alive?! Is he gonna be in Heleus or is the war on the Reapers still in action?
44:10 y'all that's a track from NFS ProStreet, brought me back to a decade of nostalgia. EA may be shitty, but they choose great music.
Geth Do not infiltrate
I'm sorry sir but you're gonna have to leave your personal VI off the shuttles they're not allowed
Geth do not intentionally infiltrate
I kinda feel bad for that one turian who is trying to get with his quarian co-worker... He's so friendzoned that he can't make any sort of headway.
"We don't have a prop for that" gets me every time
I didn't know Tali would be a heavy drinker. Good lord.
I love when Tali is drunk ^u^
Wuuuuuuhmm
I was wheezing through the whole vid... Oh dear God, let me rest in peace after I finish it XD
The drunk-stated crewmates are the best)
I have never seen Legion dance, and after seeing it, I want him at the Party so much more!
17:20 I did not know he would do, I’m dead
You should add the one where Wrex talks about his run in with an Asari mercenary back in ME1
He went from just weak legs to entire broken body
"i am prothean. I am never ok. This drink helps" that resonated with me on a different level
Garrus was my favorite he had that cool attitude with a silver tough
The next shadow broker joke caught me so off guard when I was playing, just happened to have garrus and liara in my party
10:45 Mighty fine ass, you say? Also Javik sounds so much like Ugandan Knuckles haha
Mordin is the ultimate bro.
"I wash my hands 🙄 most of the times"
Forgot just how chalk full of humor mass effect is
12:10 I mean... He's got a point.
9:36 I see!
The last scene... I never knew about it, it was hilarious !
It was part of The Citadel DLC, after you got the Prothean and unlocked the apartment in the Citadel... this one can't say more without falling in the sin of spoilers.
Tali is a happy drunk. Good to know 😊
Mass effect was the right kinda inclusive. It wasn't forced down your throat and was realistic.
Amen
17:20 Me: Did you just installed yourself the dance upgrade?
Legion: Yes.
17:36 (Conversation: *Exists*)
Grunt:
6:43 Oh Liara XD