Sometimes I get why Javik is so sceptic about all species.... Imagine you wake up after 50 000 years of cryogenic sleep and discover that hamsters rulethe world! Jeez!
I just purged the base. I am sure of two things: One: Not all Collectors were on the base at the time of the purge (listen closely to radio chatter in London-there is a report of a squad that was killed by Collectors). Two: The Collectors had a radiation-proof bunker in a farther edge of the base.
Serlok Brixe So either they surrender the war for losing their base and leader or they will head back to war in Mass Effect 4 since the Reapers are dealt with.
Joker: Hey, Prothy, the airlock is useless right now, it became damaged in the recent attack. Javik: Well throw the useless airlock out the... Joker: ... Javik: ... Joker: ... Javik:... (precedes to use biotics to rip off the first airlock door) EDI: Everything in the airlock room has been jettisoned into space. Javik: Good.
I always though Javik was somewhat of an ass hole... but funny and slightly love able. I like when he's at the party in the Citadel DLC and talks to Zaeed and say."I like Zaeed, I thinks he is a prothean in disguise but I do not understand why he chose to "damn" his God" it cracks me up everytime
+Sextus70 yeah! that's the main reason it's okay that he is an ass hole lol he has much reasons and such a different upbringing and culture than any other major species (with the exception of Krogan). The fact that he tells us that he decides to kill himself after the mission (if you let him use the memory shard) is devastating because I would've loved if we could hear more about his people from his perspective.
It's not even just his upbringing. It's the fact that he wakes up after 50,000 years and sees a bunch of primitive races ruling the galaxy. It'd be weird to see and you wouldn't really respect them. It'd be the same for any human that woke up in the future and found cats and dogs could now talk and they ruled the world. Still one of the best squadmates in the game. If not the best. It's a crime that he was day one DLC. So many people never got to see him.
***** I get what you're saying. I'm sure it would fuck me up to see cats and dogs ruling the world but I wouldn't be so damn disrespectful to them lol.
commentor5 Yeah, I get that. The Protheans as a race did seem to be assholes. It was either their way or your race died. I still understand some of his anger. His race left warnings about the Reapers and nobody in this cycle seems to have done anything to get ready for them. I also wondered why Shepard never said to him that he tried, but the Council didn't take his warnings seriously.
Trolltheans Were probably killed because they trolled The Harbinger. That Or Perhaps They Trolled the leviathans so hard that they made the reapers just to kill them.
"As opposed to a fake, dead one" Would have been a golden opportunity to point out that yes, after fighting the collectors, Tali is very used to 'fake dead ones'
Javik: I am still unsure if I should trust you. Shepard: Well if you don't we're throwing the pod out the airlock. Javik: DID YOU SAY AIRLOCK! *hugs Shepard* I can tell this is the beginning of a strong alliance.
"What about gambling? Play cards?" "Games of chance were punishable by death in the empire." ಠ'ಠ益ಠ'ಠ "Oh sure, sure. That seems... reasonable." O.O LOOOOOOOL
Due to everyone labling people names on mediocore allegations. The true meaning for plenty of words have been lost to most people. -Emo is short for Emo-tional, edgy is a insult that is derrived from trying to be too cool.
That's the thing about mass effect, I missed so many of the little moments. They are what really make the game that and the characters. Play every mission with every character, different combinations of them, so many different dialogues, its impossible to see it all unless you play the mass effect series like 1000 times.
So much quotes on airlocks and the story about his former team makes me think: something really sad happened with them, involving an airlock. Maybe the end of an indoctrinated companion?
+AceOfClubsHUN Who knows, it is very likely he suffered a loss like that. He surely had to endure a harsh life being part of the last forces of the Prothean Empire, fighting a lost war against the Reapers. That makes me understand and feel some empathy towards his character... despite the fact that he is an asshole (but a funny one).
The part with kirrahe and javik is one of my favourite. Javik is one of the funniest squad mates in the whole mass effect series. Him along with garrus.
3 Years ago, my cat died, and I was very sad... I called my friend so she could comfort me, she told me to just go get another cat then. "I was like... WTF? that was family to me..." she goes "it's just a cat Allan". Then it dawned on me, I told Javik about the situtation, he told me that cat's were much bigger in his cycle, and he was in shock about how much they have changed and became more diversed. But when I brought up about my friend, his response was "Just throw her out of the airlock."
I read that the Javik DLC wasn't worth it. Seeing these youtube clips gives me the sense that it is essential. I'll be sure to pick it up before my next playthrough.
I remember when i played the javik citydel dlc when we are on the studio recording a vid and then a hanar offend javik and tell him "in my cycle we use your people as appetizers howd you like to be serve cooked or fried" It was funny cause i thought all hanar loved protheans xD
Citadel DLC is the Greatest DLC of all time. So much fan service and so much to do in it too. It was truly a beautiful perfect send off for the Mass Effect Trilogy. I am so deeply sadden how bad they fucked up Andromeda. And I liked the characters a lot too. But I want the Paragon and Renegade system back.
Javik, Wrex, Garrus, Mordin, and Grunt = Best Squadmates ever. Best Female squadmates goes to Tali, Jack, and of course Liara. If you want to laugh all the time, bring Garrus and Javik with you in every mission.
I’ve never played the original Mass Effect trilogy and while waiting for the legendary edition to come out I’ve been tiding myself over with all this funny clips and vids. I can’t wait to play this game.
Javik may not be the best squadmate to have but hes worth bringing for some missions. When you go visit the Asari homeworld in the 3rd game... bring him.. trust me on this one. Also Garrus is best bro.
javik is great. I liked everything about him and i think it wouldve been cool if he was introduced in any of the previous games just for the added funny moments and to hear more prothean backstory. I never go on a mission without him.
Javik saw aliens I bet you $20 I don't mean like he saw an alien I mean he watched aliens and was like oh okay that's what we got to do with everything now
Javik: among my people Their were many avatars of many traits, bravery strength cunning. A single exemplar for each Shepard: Which are you? Javik: The embodiment of trolling, i am the anger of a dead people, demanding that haters be made to hate.
He has dark channel, which pulverizes one enemy, then goes to another and another, maybe 1-hit-killing those enemies. I had the from ashes DLC from when I just bought it.
Javik: "in my cycle, micro-transactions were punishable by death"
The best cycle
What about day-one DLC?
*EA would be executed*
*becomes a micro-transaction himself*
LMFAO
I'm Javik, and this is my favorite airlock on the citadel.
Javik, how do we defeat the reapers?
Javik: throw them out the airlock.
The secret ending... Throw the catalyst out the airlock.
Kawaii Atlas that should have been an ending.
+Kawaii Atlas ROFL
Allan Caesar
Wasn't included cause EA needed money as bad as Gaben
Kawaii Atlas unfortunately, that is the case.
Sometimes I get why Javik is so sceptic about all species....
Imagine you wake up after 50 000 years of cryogenic sleep and discover that hamsters rulethe world! Jeez!
hmmm that actually sounds Kind of amazing. especially if there were giant miniature Space Hamsters.
GO FOR THE EYES BOO!
They used to eat flies
Javik the Trollthean needs to throw the ending out of the airlock.
I guess that Harbinger could just assume direct control of the ending and change it-that would work out just as well.
Serlok Brixe He can't, we killed the Collectors remember?
I just purged the base. I am sure of two things: One: Not all Collectors were on the base at the time of the purge (listen closely to radio chatter in London-there is a report of a squad that was killed by Collectors). Two: The Collectors had a radiation-proof bunker in a farther edge of the base.
Serlok Brixe So either they surrender the war for losing their base and leader or they will head back to war in Mass Effect 4 since the Reapers are dealt with.
I do not know! I was just trying to make some jokes!
Javik the Trollthean.
Problem: Existential loneliness taken up to 11. Solution: just troll the sh*t out of the entire universe. Javik wins.
They used to eat flies
Javik's solution to everything = airlocks
Actually 5, at least if you bought Citadel after you have played the game trough the first time.
Joker: Hey, Prothy, the airlock is useless right now, it became damaged in the recent attack.
Javik: Well throw the useless airlock out the...
Joker: ...
Javik: ...
Joker: ...
Javik:... (precedes to use biotics to rip off the first airlock door)
EDI: Everything in the airlock room has been jettisoned into space.
Javik: Good.
damn it bioware why dont you just hire the comment section already
Hanar, "Enkindler Senpai has noticed me!!!"
+VaciliNikoMavich "This one has been noticed by Enkindler Senpai!"
I think that was meant to be a joke not actual criticism
I always though Javik was somewhat of an ass hole... but funny and slightly love able.
I like when he's at the party in the Citadel DLC and talks to Zaeed and say."I like Zaeed, I thinks he is a prothean in disguise but I do not understand why he chose to "damn" his God" it cracks me up everytime
+Sextus70 yeah! that's the main reason it's okay that he is an ass hole lol he has much reasons and such a different upbringing and culture than any other major species (with the exception of Krogan).
The fact that he tells us that he decides to kill himself after the mission (if you let him use the memory shard) is devastating because I would've loved if we could hear more about his people from his perspective.
It's not even just his upbringing. It's the fact that he wakes up after 50,000 years and sees a bunch of primitive races ruling the galaxy. It'd be weird to see and you wouldn't really respect them. It'd be the same for any human that woke up in the future and found cats and dogs could now talk and they ruled the world.
Still one of the best squadmates in the game. If not the best. It's a crime that he was day one DLC. So many people never got to see him.
***** I get what you're saying. I'm sure it would fuck me up to see cats and dogs ruling the world but I wouldn't be so damn disrespectful to them lol.
commentor5 Especially call them "primitives" in their faces lol
commentor5
Yeah, I get that. The Protheans as a race did seem to be assholes. It was either their way or your race died.
I still understand some of his anger. His race left warnings about the Reapers and nobody in this cycle seems to have done anything to get ready for them. I also wondered why Shepard never said to him that he tried, but the Council didn't take his warnings seriously.
THERE IS STILL TIME COMMANDER, THROW IT OUT OF THE AIRLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What were your people's pastime back then?
-Throwing things out the airlock.
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"They use to eat flies" that fucking broke me XD
In citadel DLC when shepard says "then i'm gonna take both of your heads and space them out the airlock" javik says "finally"
Javik takes people's bullshit and throws it out the airlock.
Trolltheans Were probably killed because they trolled The Harbinger.
That Or Perhaps They Trolled the leviathans so hard that they made the reapers just to kill them.
second one is good
Tali is hilarious when she's drunk.
*Emerrrrrrrrgency. Induction. Port.*
When Tali imitate Liara in the citadel DLC
@@NicketossRecargado "Can you hear me out there, I'm trapped! I need help!"
@@nathanmeagher7869 this remember me when Garrus make the same thing with "by the goddes" 🤣🤣
"Throw it out the airlock"
That was funnier than the Biotic god.
Biotic god?
Throw it out the airlock
"As opposed to a fake, dead one"
Would have been a golden opportunity to point out that yes, after fighting the collectors, Tali is very used to 'fake dead ones'
Javik: I am still unsure if I should trust you.
Shepard: Well if you don't we're throwing the pod out the airlock.
Javik: DID YOU SAY AIRLOCK! *hugs Shepard* I can tell this is the beginning of a strong alliance.
Javik is simply awesome it's me or he gives the sickest burns in all the trilogy?
Ariel de la Cruz his and some renegade dialogue from shepard are definitely the best burns in the trilogy.
2:18 they used to eat flies
"they used to eat flies" made me spit my drink
"They used to eat flies." XD
Javik: Prothean for both "airlock" and "troll."
0:56
His silence was the answer
You can imagine what he was thinking xD
"What about gambling? Play cards?"
"Games of chance were punishable by death in the empire." ಠ'ಠ益ಠ'ಠ
"Oh sure, sure. That seems... reasonable." O.O
LOOOOOOOL
Emo Prothean: "Nobody understands me. And I do not care"
Craaaaaaawling in my skiiiiiin
Dude, LP is not emo...
Due to everyone labling people names on mediocore allegations. The true meaning for plenty of words have been lost to most people.
-Emo is short for Emo-tional, edgy is a insult that is derrived from trying to be too cool.
That's the thing about mass effect, I missed so many of the little moments. They are what really make the game that and the characters. Play every mission with every character, different combinations of them, so many different dialogues, its impossible to see it all unless you play the mass effect series like 1000 times.
So much quotes on airlocks and the story about his former team makes me think: something really sad happened with them, involving an airlock. Maybe the end of an indoctrinated companion?
+AceOfClubsHUN Who knows, it is very likely he suffered a loss like that. He surely had to endure a harsh life being part of the last forces of the Prothean Empire, fighting a lost war against the Reapers. That makes me understand and feel some empathy towards his character... despite the fact that he is an asshole (but a funny one).
He literally tells you he had to kill his former team members who had been indoctrinated by hand, one by one.
The part with kirrahe and javik is one of my favourite. Javik is one of the funniest squad mates in the whole mass effect series. Him along with garrus.
3 Years ago, my cat died, and I was very sad... I called my friend so she could comfort me, she told me to just go get another cat then. "I was like... WTF? that was family to me..." she goes "it's just a cat Allan".
Then it dawned on me, I told Javik about the situtation, he told me that cat's were much bigger in his cycle, and he was in shock about how much they have changed and became more diversed. But when I brought up about my friend, his response was "Just throw her out of the airlock."
@@D0ntTaseM3Br0 sorry to hear buddy be strong
"The joke is now on you, human."
Damn....Javik is a freaking troll
0:08 with automatic captions, "I prefer my summer in livers"
the salarian's face at 0:17 is PRICELESS, love you trollvik xD
I do not think this "James" Soldier understands me. None in this cycle seem to understand me. And I do no care
:v
"You like drinking? Booze it up?"
"NO."
(awkward silence) makes me laugh every time
So far with the new characters, Javik is the only one that I like.
You don`t like Traynor?
TheRomanRuler She's ok. The only one that I felt like I was making a new bond with was Javik.
0:22 gigantic trolling scene
2:09
If you think about it-what would you do if animals would evolve
I read that the Javik DLC wasn't worth it. Seeing these youtube clips gives me the sense that it is essential. I'll be sure to pick it up before my next playthrough.
Javik should throw EA out the airlock
Fuck EA
@@D0ntTaseM3Br0 with a rusty pipe wrapped in barbed wire
The crucible is actually just a giant airlock to throw reapers into
Bro, he's worth it. plus its nice to see Eden Prime again too.
I remember when i played the javik citydel dlc when we are on the studio recording a vid and then a hanar offend javik and tell him "in my cycle we use your people as appetizers howd you like to be serve cooked or fried"
It was funny cause i thought all hanar loved protheans xD
Citadel DLC is the Greatest DLC of all time. So much fan service and so much to do in it too. It was truly a beautiful perfect send off for the Mass Effect Trilogy.
I am so deeply sadden how bad they fucked up Andromeda. And I liked the characters a lot too. But I want the Paragon and Renegade system back.
Javik, Wrex, Garrus, Mordin, and Grunt = Best Squadmates ever. Best Female squadmates goes to Tali, Jack, and of course Liara.
If you want to laugh all the time, bring Garrus and Javik with you in every mission.
Javik should be included in ME3, that's how cool he is.
Drunk Tali is still best Tali.
I’ve never played the original Mass Effect trilogy and while waiting for the legendary edition to come out I’ve been tiding myself over with all this funny clips and vids. I can’t wait to play this game.
Javik may not be the best squadmate to have but hes worth bringing for some missions. When you go visit the Asari homeworld in the 3rd game... bring him.. trust me on this one.
Also Garrus is best bro.
The way the video ends, Javik's tone when he says "And I do not care." It gets me every time.
the part when Tali is glirting him is really really funny. 😂😂
I would argue Javik is tied with Mordin as the best character in Mass Effect.
"or it could be the prothean standing right next to you
Javik's evil laugh is the best thing ever
lol I love when Tali talked to him
the hanar said prothean
Samuel L Jackson as the voice of Javik? My god, that sounds awesome. Add it in as an option through dlc. It's dlc for dlc!
I hesitated to download the DLC, but after seeing some videos of Javik, can't resist!
tali: youre a real living prothean?
javik: as opposed to a fake,death one?
javik iss the king of trolls
"So your a real, living Prothean?"
"As opposed to a dead, fake one?"
"Uhhh, okay.."
I love drunk tali 😂
This settles it. Next ME3 play through, javik is a permanent companion. Let’s troll the reapers to extinction (and the galaxy along woth us)
having is SAVAGE
They used to eat flies xD
Plan A: Call it a primitive. Plan B: Make reference to my cycle. Plan C: Shoot it. Plan D: Throw it out the airlock
EDI and Javik can joke around without making anyone laugh for years :D
javik is great. I liked everything about him and i think it wouldve been cool if he was introduced in any of the previous games just for the added funny moments and to hear more prothean backstory. I never go on a mission without him.
THE LIZARD PEOPLE EVOLVED? lmao that just made my day
He's a tsundere, how cute.
Interesting how the guy who suggests throwing everything out of an airlock doesn't mind spending an indefinite period in a vacuum.
"Or it could be the Prothean standing next to you."
Laughing my fuckin' ass off!!!
Javik saw aliens I bet you $20 I don't mean like he saw an alien I mean he watched aliens and was like oh okay that's what we got to do with everything now
Love it when he said he did not drink alcohol during his empire time and then get to watch him get drunk and wasted in the party in the dlc.
Javik: among my people Their were many avatars of many traits, bravery strength cunning. A single exemplar for each
Shepard: Which are you?
Javik: The embodiment of trolling, i am the anger of a dead people, demanding that haters be made to hate.
Javik is bar none one of the best squadmates ever.
Casey Hudson insisted that our choices matter, I insist that we throw him out the airlock for lying to us.
ahahahahahah DRUNK TALI AGAIN
He has dark channel, which pulverizes one enemy, then goes to another and another, maybe 1-hit-killing those enemies. I had the from ashes DLC from when I just bought it.
"It was a delicacy in my cycle."
That awkward silence after he comments on Salarian livers.
Just talk to her when she gets drunk, then after the conversation, go see Javik.
The Commander is a capable warrior as well. For a human. Who once lived in caves.
I wasn't aware of it at the time until after this video was made. But i linked it in the description area.
0:38 i really like how they made fun out of their own scripted logic gap
Missing talk with Wreav was put in my description.
the last line of Javik in this video sounded like buzz lightyear " you are a sad strange little man, and you have my pitty ! "
I would like to see a conversation between Javik, Shale, Sten and Jolee Bindo. That would be gold.
"No one in this cycle seems to understand me. And I don't care" - Casey Hudson
He's just so blunt and doesn't see any grey, he see's things in black and white. Either you do it right, or you get thrown out of the airlock.
best thing ever is when mordin sees javik and is like.... ah a prothean exilent, and goes on :)
“in my cycle…we had food”
javik's favorite word is primitives it is in all most every line he has
throw everything out the air lock!
If i could get a 4 person squad with Tali(as L.I.), Legion, Shepard, and Javik = the ultimate M.E. experience! :D
now Javik is coming with me on every mission🤣🤣
Javik sure sounds like the NOD announcer from Tiberian Twilight...
Javik: Look at your crew, now back to me, now back to your crew; now back to me, I just threw you out the airlock, this conversation is over.