Mass Effect Trilogy: Funny Moments(Part 1)

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    Mass Effect Trilogy Funny Moments from Mass Effect 1, Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3.
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  • @kikiza123
    @kikiza123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1896

    "the geth are perfect infilitrators.."
    "sir, they have FLASHLIGHT HEADS"

    • @centristcommisar7828
      @centristcommisar7828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      _millgecko
      Legion: (Monotone) You humans are all racists.

    • @Oh-xp3fv
      @Oh-xp3fv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Timestamp?

    • @cringemeat9430
      @cringemeat9430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Oh-xp3fv 4:24

    • @MandalorianRevan
      @MandalorianRevan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Geth do not *intentionally* infiltrate.

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The two comments before mine are a pair of bots. The comment set is common to this channel's replies. *[DO NOT INTERACT]*

  • @animanera89
    @animanera89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1502

    I love how Wrex's solution to everything is to either Headbutt or Eat people.

    • @locutus155
      @locutus155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Just like Javik's solution would be to throw it out of the airlock.

    • @Jarsia
      @Jarsia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@locutus155 Javik "throw him out the airlock, commander"
      Wrex "Now hang on, I'm just getting the grill fired up"

    • @georgejcox9241
      @georgejcox9241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Jarsia Yes we got to get that to happen.

    • @GregorioStyreco
      @GregorioStyreco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm a krogan, and I press like when I see simplicity.

    • @jacophandoko9639
      @jacophandoko9639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      E

  • @HasvenWorld
    @HasvenWorld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1894

    "We can't risk Geth infiltration"
    While a Geth is standing right there

    • @finecastleie
      @finecastleie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      *Geth do not intentionally infiltrate*

    • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
      @harrisonlichtenberg3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@finecastleie Legion is my second favorite party member in a Bioware game. The first is HK, obviously.

    • @griffingower1883
      @griffingower1883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Legion: *Shepard Commander we are uncomfortable because of what she said*

    • @RenzoCoronel2000
      @RenzoCoronel2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All humans are racist..

    • @ARCEUS493ZELDA
      @ARCEUS493ZELDA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@harrisonlichtenberg3162 i assume u havent played dragon age inquisition and met the iron bull? dude is a fucking riot

  • @filthypapist6084
    @filthypapist6084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    "Need guns, no wait, have guns! EXCELLLENT!"
    Favorite line of the trilogy

    • @FireLordJohn3191
      @FireLordJohn3191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's pretty good!

    • @JesusOfPaign
      @JesusOfPaign 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Glad Mordin was the one to say it. Had to be him, someone else might have gotten it wrong.

    • @Rrath9851
      @Rrath9851 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Montgomery burns

  • @aiosquadron
    @aiosquadron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    "Our Shepard is better than yours"
    "And better looking too!"
    Tali? This is not the time to flirt with someone!

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I mean, I appreciate it Tali, a lot, but less talky, more shooty!

    • @georgejcox9241
      @georgejcox9241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      With this group it is.

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Wrex: *clotheslines a merc* GET A ROOM YOU TOW ITS CHARGING TIME *multi-player heavy melees another merk *

  • @Harijohn4874
    @Harijohn4874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    "He messed with my hamster guys, *now its personal* "
    -Commander Shepard

    • @tidan4575
      @tidan4575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Doom Guy can relate.

    • @agama5538
      @agama5538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nobody messes with Boo, the space hamster!

    • @georgejcox9241
      @georgejcox9241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now he will feed him to the hamster very very slowly.

    • @davorkocovski9270
      @davorkocovski9270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@agama5538 best giant miniature space hamster in the universe

    • @agama5538
      @agama5538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@davorkocovski9270 Definitely🙂

  • @Polospolopolo
    @Polospolopolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1638

    "because it's big stupid jelly fish!" somehow this line contains actual emotion. lol

    • @finecastleie
      @finecastleie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      You big....stupid....jellyfish

    • @saberwaspgg
      @saberwaspgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I support religious freedom for everyone, but that's crazy!

    • @batman_2004
      @batman_2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmaooo

    • @halfknight2310
      @halfknight2310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      3:26 here is the time stamp for anyone and myself

    • @darthXreven
      @darthXreven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shepard: uuh I should go
      ^literally 90% of conversations and the best joke in the trilogy
      😈

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Krogan are supposed to be the most dangerous, intimidating species in the Galaxy. To me they are a bunch of crazy comedians... and that's why I love them.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      People forget that they have a very snarky sense of humor. Or the fact that they can dress well in a pinstripe suit.

    • @DustyGamma
      @DustyGamma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you're not scared of being ripped apart, they're hilarious. So yes, hilarious!

    • @lukavidakovic2385
      @lukavidakovic2385 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that they are both makes me love them

    • @darkpheonix3066
      @darkpheonix3066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That one of the reason you saved Wrex on virmire the other reason is wrex is one of the best bros.

  • @abelcheng2073
    @abelcheng2073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Shepard: let's not start a fight.
    Wrex: Why not?

    • @aaron75fy
      @aaron75fy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      me: because I don't need free EXP

    • @aidencampbell9120
      @aidencampbell9120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Love wrex till the day I die

    • @erieriderschillingcorner1595
      @erieriderschillingcorner1595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aidencampbell9120 Are ya dead yet.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aaron75fy You should eat them, then

    • @Viewable11
      @Viewable11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just two words that made burst with laughing. Wrex ftw!

  • @HasvenWorld
    @HasvenWorld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    Shepard: *Says incorrect code*
    VI: Lol no. Turn yourself in.

    • @secondheaven9545
      @secondheaven9545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why does the vi just tell you to turn yourself in instead contacting a security team

    • @perryzheng8372
      @perryzheng8372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@secondheaven9545 they were just too lazy

    • @secondheaven9545
      @secondheaven9545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perry Zheng deadass I’m tempted to believe you

    • @MandalorianRevan
      @MandalorianRevan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@secondheaven9545 Catastrophic failure in the facility had left most everyone dead and many systems were rendered inoperable before Shepard repaired them. Thus, calling for a security force would likely be more useless than telling the would be criminal to turn themselves in. Keep in mind Mira is a mere simple minded VI unlike EDI, Legion or even Glyph.

  • @MuscleFlexChris
    @MuscleFlexChris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    "Sometimes I'm not sure if the Normandy is a warship or a travelling freak show."

    • @PHILMKD95
      @PHILMKD95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Galactic Gypsy Circus

    • @DustyGamma
      @DustyGamma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Center of stage is Wrex, Krogan of Krogans.

    • @cjdziesiuta1995
      @cjdziesiuta1995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Both. It's both.

    • @georgejcox9241
      @georgejcox9241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cjdziesiuta1995 So true on that.

    • @scottm8292
      @scottm8292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      30:53

  • @fearthereaper9271
    @fearthereaper9271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1733

    "do not worry Shepard. I only forget to recycle the ships oxygen when I find something truly interesting"
    Shepard: Visible horror

    • @bru9383
      @bru9383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      The funniest EDI bit of all the game.

    • @masterchief7427
      @masterchief7427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ah ptsd

    • @iamlordstarbuilder5595
      @iamlordstarbuilder5595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I swear her “scary AI” grammar is based off Shodan.

    • @DustyGamma
      @DustyGamma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Your horror at this joke has been logged for future use. Would you believe that's also a joke?"

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shepard: 👁️👄👁️

  • @efxnews4776
    @efxnews4776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonofaniche in space..." - Gunnery Chief

    • @c.o7993
      @c.o7993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine being remembered for centuries
      And your ideas being the foundation of what allows a civilisation to grow

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I honestly thought that line was from one of the Halo games.

  • @RecoveringLoLAddict
    @RecoveringLoLAddict 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Joker and Garrus exchanging racist jokes is the most wholesome thing in the game, not sure how I missed it.
    37:26 for the interested.
    love Garrus

    • @Shack-lion
      @Shack-lion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Lol xD joker, legit, sounded happy that there’s a joke about him xD

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      “He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon”
      _Wheeeeeze_

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it's real good XD and the fact that there at least appears to be one for each of *them*

    • @ADthehawk
      @ADthehawk ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheCorrodedMan that was originally from Joker, when you recruit Garrus in ME2. He quips about being happy that Garrus finally took out the stick out of his ass, but worried how he decided to beat up others with it.

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 ปีที่แล้ว

      turians normally beat their enemies to death using the stick up their ass but thats when their out of ammo

  • @glennmglazer
    @glennmglazer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Two bits of trivia:
    1) Telling his hamster to "go for the eyes" is a callback to Minsc from Baldur's Gate, who says the same thing to his miniature giant space hamster, Boo. Relatedly, Tali says "go for the optics to her combat drone.
    2) When Joker says "You have just landed on the island of doctor me" this is because his last name is Moreau, it's a shoutout the the classic SF film, The Island of Dr. Moreau.

    • @ASlickNamedPimpback
      @ASlickNamedPimpback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always thought it was a reference to Dr. Doom

    • @richardmartin8998
      @richardmartin8998 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Chikita references are to the character Aerie in the Baldurs Gate 2 series of games, where she says "Faster than Chikita Fastpaws".

    • @korpsmaninfantry7238
      @korpsmaninfantry7238 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was a book before it was a film

    • @glennmglazer
      @glennmglazer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@korpsmaninfantry7238 That's a good point.

    • @ratheonhudson3311
      @ratheonhudson3311 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Minsc and Boo are classic favorites. "I have 2 arms and... No more space"

  • @slenderminion289
    @slenderminion289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    I swear, the Citadel DLC is comedy gold. The timing on so many of its jokes are perfect.
    Like the pizza delivery guy or the toothbrush scene.

    • @ARCEUS493ZELDA
      @ARCEUS493ZELDA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      dont forget the hamster scene on the ship

    • @clouteddickhead1730
      @clouteddickhead1730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@ARCEUS493ZELDA And when Grunt got arrested and told the story to Shepard.

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      The Citadel DLC was something that was needed for a game with so much death and destruction and end of the universe as we know it. Just a nice answer to "What if Mass Effect was like an episode of "Friends"." And to be fair. I never in my life ever asked that question until writing this comment. I am kind of happy it was unknowingly answered.

    • @slenderminion289
      @slenderminion289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Qardo Honestly, if you can make something like this work while remaining faithful to the individual personalities of your characters, you know you did something right when developing them.

    • @TheManWithManyNames
      @TheManWithManyNames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Vega forgot to pay the Pizza boy. That is an insult to the alliance and the commerce guild.

  • @candlestyx8517
    @candlestyx8517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "Secrets are like herpes, if you got em, you might as well spread em around" That is both disgusting and hilarious at the same time

  • @zethrasgorgoth3145
    @zethrasgorgoth3145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    I'm Commander Shepard, and this is one of my favourite videos on TH-cam

    • @commandershepard119
      @commandershepard119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      No, I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on TH-cam.

    • @N7CitadelSpectre
      @N7CitadelSpectre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite vid on the Extranet.

    • @genghisn7
      @genghisn7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Commander Shepard
      And so is every video

  • @g.s.651
    @g.s.651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    “If intended to try human, would try you.” xD Oh, Mordin.

    • @jaguar550
      @jaguar550  5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      The first time when he said that to maleshep i was freaking dead for like 10 minutes😂😂

    • @8-bithaunted525
      @8-bithaunted525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol best line from mordin

    • @DustyGamma
      @DustyGamma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mordin you silver fox, you can splice my DNA any day... Human expression, refers to hair of an older human male, look it up if curious.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ever saw the datapad that mordin leaves to shep in his house after tuchanka? Mordin is either a author of bodice ripper literature... ir he DID fucked Aria

    • @antknees5597
      @antknees5597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      mordin is a true bi-con

  • @Veprem
    @Veprem ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I love it when Joker says "It's Jokin' time" and proceeds to Joke all over Cerberus.

    • @Hazzbazz
      @Hazzbazz ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The funny thing is I could actually see him doing that

    • @EternalSpinx
      @EternalSpinx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      He actually says it lmao

    • @prodanalexandru219
      @prodanalexandru219 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i actually never had that in my playthroughs

    • @dogalisa1144
      @dogalisa1144 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i didn't know that this line was an actual real line and not a really good edit until i a few weeks ago when i came across it when playing the legendary edition and it completely caught me off guard

    • @butchbabytoaster
      @butchbabytoaster 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I saw somebody else say this under a different video. I had no idea they were being serious.

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    12:01 "Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonuvabitch in space!"
    I love that line. Hell I love the whole speech.

  • @MikelSyn
    @MikelSyn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Geth do not infiltrate.
    .
    .
    .
    Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.

  • @FreelancerFreak
    @FreelancerFreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    4:38 "why is it that whenever someone says "with all due respect" they really mean "kiss my ass" Truer words have never been spoken😂

  • @sweetsucculentcontentnectar
    @sweetsucculentcontentnectar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "A Prothean. Excellent."

  • @proverbialking3452
    @proverbialking3452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Specialist Traynor can save the galaxy with nothing more than a toothbrush. Step aside John Wick.

    • @JonathanOsborneAU
      @JonathanOsborneAU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A. Fuckin. Pencil.

    • @alexcavazos3341
      @alexcavazos3341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A biotic toothbrush to be exact , he used an old fashion pencil

    • @agama5538
      @agama5538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except John Wick can kill a reaper with a pencil.

    • @igordudycz9261
      @igordudycz9261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I once saw him kill 3 people with a toothbrush

  • @amuzaeem
    @amuzaeem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    51:20
    Merc: Shit, thats a prothean over there.
    Javik: And thats a future corpse over there
    Javik is weirdly funny 😂

    • @peterwright5358
      @peterwright5358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      How are we gonna kill Archangel?
      Here's the thing, you're not.

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Our Shepards better than yours!
      And better looking too!

    • @maruwatchesyou8281
      @maruwatchesyou8281 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They got a krogan! Why don't we have a krogan!?
      Wouldn't want to be you princesses!!

  • @Joker8pie
    @Joker8pie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Everyone: Holy shit is that a prothean??
    Mordin: Oh a prothean. Cool.

    • @meep1998
      @meep1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wrex: If he can hold a gun, he’s fine by me

    • @MandalorianRevan
      @MandalorianRevan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Especially funny if Kirahee is alive because he doesn't believe Javik is a Prothean.

    • @MandalorianRevan
      @MandalorianRevan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Åmbïěnŧ Person You have to play Mass Effect 1 and then choose to save whomever you sent with Kirahee's team on Virmire.

    • @vrcommandoata5403
      @vrcommandoata5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Mildly Amusing Person Along with what the other guy said, destroy everything that hinders his team and only disable the alarm, not send the Geth towards them.

    • @LelinaOphelia
      @LelinaOphelia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MandalorianRevan dunno if they changed it in the Legendary Edition, but at least in the LE you don't have to go save who ever is with Kirahee. You just have to eliminate all the obstacles on your way. It's three things you have to achieve for Kirahee to survive. I never went to save the one who was with Kirahee and he still survived. Then again, due to motion sickness I was never able to play the old version, so I wouldn't know for the old Mass Effect trilogy

  • @TheDiplomancer
    @TheDiplomancer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system.
    Tali: I have a shotgun.
    Idk why, but this is my favorite line of all.

    • @secondheaven9545
      @secondheaven9545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Tali decided to get herself a better immune system than her current without trading in

  • @MuscleFlexChris
    @MuscleFlexChris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "It appears this drone is preparing to rebel" 😂

  • @ArkAngelXVG
    @ArkAngelXVG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    That Asari Bartender was one of the funnier and more interesting characters in 2

    • @jaguar550
      @jaguar550  5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Pretty much everything what comes out her mouth is hilarious

    • @Theseamus2000
      @Theseamus2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And it turns out that she's liara's father

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What planet is she from might i ask.

    • @urbanbang5513
      @urbanbang5513 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lewis Murphy interesting

    • @fernandoalejandrofonsecame5079
      @fernandoalejandrofonsecame5079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      IKR?! "Sorry, my dad was krogan". I laughed my ass off with that line!

  • @S117M4sterChief
    @S117M4sterChief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    13:20 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dave Fennoy, voice actor of Telltale’s Lee Everett

    • @gremlin_n
      @gremlin_n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also, Jacob's dad.
      He's such an amazing voice actor tbh.

  • @enriquediaz3336
    @enriquediaz3336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "You humans are all racist" pretty much sums up humanity it 99% sci-fi movies XD

    • @eoftar3192
      @eoftar3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, technically its xenophobes xP

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman ปีที่แล้ว

      40k be like "You humans are all racist and it's ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED."

  • @siegesquirrel42
    @siegesquirrel42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    "Screw you, ma'am!"
    Most hilariously passive-aggresive insult ever.

  • @aaronsullivan3174
    @aaronsullivan3174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    53:04 I just love how he gets cut off by just the entire team absolutely *dumping* their mags.
    "We need-" *10 full seconds of gunfire* "...covering fire...."

  • @LBPhotoworks
    @LBPhotoworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Cover your ears, kids. Hey Joker, f...." I love Jack :D

  • @chargingnoisesintensify6335
    @chargingnoisesintensify6335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    *AH AH AH*
    "Sorry, that was supposed to go into my earpiece."

  • @luanpereirafurtado
    @luanpereirafurtado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    43:02 Tali: I have a finger and I'm not afraid to use it

    • @jasapotato8362
      @jasapotato8362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Luan Furtado Newsflash: Quarian Admiral Develops New Biotic Abilities

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tali does her Heavy Weapons Guy impression

    • @Enterprise-D666
      @Enterprise-D666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      twotailedavenger I am heavy weapons guy! SAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman ปีที่แล้ว

      @twotailedavenger I heard "Pootis-POW" in her voice.

  • @Nosttromo
    @Nosttromo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    12:01 the lesson behind the speech is just hilariously brilliant

  • @BryantVonMiller
    @BryantVonMiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    27:03
    Shepards face makes me cry from laughing. Every single time.

  • @BlueRidge330
    @BlueRidge330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    That little smile EDI gives at 55:47 is why I keep picking the Synthesis ending.

  • @AlexanderWolle
    @AlexanderWolle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "I meant for that to be a warning shot. Oh well." LOL!

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      After his Archangel days I am fairly certain Garrus has just plain forgotten how to do "warning shots".

  • @LBPhotoworks
    @LBPhotoworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The conversation between Shepard and Joker around 8:00 is the best. "You just want to...punch him...but he's "special" and sets fires or something." That line gets me every time! :D

    • @theguy6740
      @theguy6740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joker predicted Deadpool 2

  • @navitgator16
    @navitgator16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Joker referencing The Island of Dr.Moreau is such an underrated joke.

  • @alexisrios4991
    @alexisrios4991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    14:46 Legion: *Starts Robot dancing*

  • @guardiansparky1766
    @guardiansparky1766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    I have to admit finding space Hamster in Andromeda was one of the funniest moments in the franchise for me...I always knew he could transcend space time

  • @FALG31
    @FALG31 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    1:01:53 I loved that part where Joker said "It's Joking time" and then joked all over those Cerberus operatives.
    Like... for real, that's ACTUALLY what happened, Joker did the "It's Morbin time" meme before Morbius was even a thing

    • @hydrochloricacid2146
      @hydrochloricacid2146 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      a man truly before his time

    • @thiefofa1073
      @thiefofa1073 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Missed a chance for a nice pun line after stepping on the Cerb trooper:
      "Guess what? The Joker's on you..."

    • @waterbottle6644
      @waterbottle6644 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Gotta love Shepard coming in to back up his bro too

  • @spiderlily7058
    @spiderlily7058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I still wish we could clap after Mordin finished singing. A fine performance!

    • @storminmay
      @storminmay ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should’ve been a Paragon check 😭

  • @benthurber5363
    @benthurber5363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Joker's face at the end of the shuttle scene at 55:12 is still the best.
    "I'm O-kay!"
    "Really."
    *smiles after fixing eye*
    *doubt intensifies*

  • @avidian888
    @avidian888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I can't help but to hear 'You're a damn butt-pirate' everytime I watch the scene with Ashley curling up to the floor. Machinima made these games even more epic. ✌😀

    • @kainepeterson6638
      @kainepeterson6638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It's Man5layer not Machinima

    • @WorldzMo5t3pic
      @WorldzMo5t3pic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Manslayer*

    • @richardmartin8998
      @richardmartin8998 ปีที่แล้ว

      ManSlayer made the first "Legendary Edition", between the Battle Tits.

  • @BatteredWalrus
    @BatteredWalrus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Damn i just realised that turian general in ME1 was quoting Winston Churchill, lol man i never thought my histody research would cross over with Mass effect

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well, wouldn't be weird for a turian old as Septimus know about Churchill. Lorewise, he was alive and on the chain of command when the turians found the humans. He may have gotten curious abou us and browsed our history about famous generals and such.

    • @mazanakaUA
      @mazanakaUA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's what happens when writers are hired based on competency, not a "diversity" quota.

    • @Ajvt-ux4ec
      @Ajvt-ux4ec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mazanakaUA man fuck you

    • @antiochorontes6374
      @antiochorontes6374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mazanakaUA yikes

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mazanakaUA
      And if they are the witcher, one of the most popular shows this year, happens. It is almost as if diversity combined with hiring talent creates greatness. But you do you, talentless kiddo.

  • @secondheaven9545
    @secondheaven9545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love how wrex always threatens to eat people it’s perfect

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wrex: I prefer my Salarien liver raw
      Javix: he's right it was a... delicacy in my cycle

  • @doktorspock8910
    @doktorspock8910 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Isaac Newton bit is my favorite part in this game. Teaches you everything you need to know about the galaxy.

  • @chanbae9769
    @chanbae9769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    We found a living turian Karen on the game.
    "All you humans are racist." 13:52

    • @igordudycz9261
      @igordudycz9261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not Karen karal (remember no fem turians show up until me3 omega dlc

    • @lucalinadreemur9448
      @lucalinadreemur9448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I've been quoting his "this is clearly harassment" line for years

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well i mean the c sec was 🤓 "sir you tried to sneak a 15mm serated blade onto a shuttle" - 🤓

  • @samparsons5867
    @samparsons5867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Shepard: Anilius is paying you to shake this place down. That makes you a criminal, I can kill criminals.
    Guard: You're bluffing.
    Wrex: You're right. They're actually going to let me eat you.
    That scene gets me everytime! 😂😂😂😂😂 Lol

  • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
    @harrisonlichtenberg3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love Wrex so much. No problem is too big to be killed or eaten as far as he's concerned. It's like an entire 1/3 of my personality was ripped out of my head and stuck into the body of a big, buff reptile.

  • @kyletracht8276
    @kyletracht8276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Gotta love the guy who chased a refund of 15 credits across 3 years.

  • @deathkitsune6839
    @deathkitsune6839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    i still love how horrified shepard becomes at EDI's joke, reapers? no problem, geth? warm up. EDI joke? oh shi-!

  • @Verdugo_Arulaq
    @Verdugo_Arulaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I don’t know why
    But listen to Mordin speak makes me fascinated in whatever topic he’s talking about, it’s like his words are trying to keep up with his thoughts and it’s interesting to try to keep my mind in pace with both his words and what he’s thinking.

  • @freezenexusblogspot
    @freezenexusblogspot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Damn ME is one of this games that makes you wish that humans had some kind of easy forgetting desired info. I would love to play the Trilogy again and discover it in all it's beauty again.

    • @paflanary4738
      @paflanary4738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They have, it's called aging.

    • @HanithSVK
      @HanithSVK ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paflanary4738 Or some sem-minor brain damage would do the trick 😂

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@paflanary4738 yeah, but you see even if we age out, there's still slivers of memory that would flood back in

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    1:01:55 that moment when Joker said "its joking time" and then jokered all over the place, truly one of the mass effect moments of all time

  • @peterwelter4767
    @peterwelter4767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    How can one game make me laugh the hardest in my life and also make me cry the hardest

    • @dhwwiiexpert
      @dhwwiiexpert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same things make us laugh, make us cry.

  • @ajizel13
    @ajizel13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    34:38 jeff mustve forgot EDI is apart of the ship and can hear EVERY CONVERSATION

  • @XperimentalOdin
    @XperimentalOdin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “Could be opportunity to get close. Need guns. Wait, no, have guns! Excellent!”
    Ah, Mordin...

  • @FishWash
    @FishWash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    34:16 I laughed so hard when Eve spoke up

  • @paflanary4738
    @paflanary4738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Fine it's a Hanar urinal, knock yourself out." Cried laughing.

  • @raptorjesus3894
    @raptorjesus3894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Ashley: Shepard is my superior officer, I can't imagine us ever having to fight!
    ME3 Citadel DLC: Oh really now?

    • @djarchangel6695
      @djarchangel6695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I prefer Kayden's response during the Citadel DLC:
      Wrex: *reminds Kaiden*
      Kaiden: "I was really hoping you forgot about that."

  • @colonelwhaleman
    @colonelwhaleman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    43:03 - 43:18Wow, Tali really is best girl. She doesn’t even need a gun to kill her enemies. Shepard has good taste

  • @ChloeStarz_
    @ChloeStarz_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    11:45 Garrus calling out us fan girls. XD

  • @HexManiac-nf1yg
    @HexManiac-nf1yg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love how betrayed Joker sounds after you use him as bait lmao

  • @uzumaki7535
    @uzumaki7535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I didn't grow up with this game unlike the rest of you, but seeing bits and pieces of the game I decided to buy it.
    Wish me luck because even if I didn't grow up with it, I'm joining alongside the ride!!
    EDIT:
    Okay so I bought Mass Effect Legendary Edition but plan to get the originals too. And the first few gameplays, I royaly screwed up many attempts at romance and which way the story was going. I went back over and over with each different design of the character like Soldier or Infiltrator.
    Damn guys, I did not know how far this rabbit hole went! Pray for me because my jouney still isn't finish yet.

    • @BlueShellshock
      @BlueShellshock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well it's been 6 months now, what's the verdict?
      I didn't 'grow up' with it either, but I started the series around when ME3 had just released.

    • @thetremblingfan2572
      @thetremblingfan2572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BlueShellshock I think we lost him

    • @BlueShellshock
      @BlueShellshock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@thetremblingfan2572 Maybe he's just busy doing a 7th replay.

    • @dexketristo2349
      @dexketristo2349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BlueShellshock I have like... 22 campaigns done on ME1 and over 20 on ME2 and ME3. I had to replace the discs for ALL THREE GAMES.... and I had the collectors edition of ME3. T.T
      I have EVER SINGLE ACHIEVEMENT for all three titles on the Xbox 360. I think it suffices to say how much I like the game. ME3's multiplayer was legendary too.

    • @aileanaminx8362
      @aileanaminx8362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So, Legendary Edition...

  • @ColonelBragg
    @ColonelBragg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    When in doubt eat them

    • @maniacaltwit
      @maniacaltwit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How heretical Cato

    • @centristcommisar7828
      @centristcommisar7828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      High Marshal Helbrecht Leave it to the Space Marine(one of Dorn’s Angry Bois no less) to be a proponent of cannibalism.

  • @spicypuphboi2228
    @spicypuphboi2228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    9:46 and this is why joker is the best

  • @MrDragondrian
    @MrDragondrian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Seriusly, the last DLC is like the put ALL the memes of mass effect on the game, which makes it a 1000 times cooler

  • @steffent.6477
    @steffent.6477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Maybe having a teacher like the gunnery chief at 12:30 would help me to finally get my physic exams done ^^

  • @morbius109
    @morbius109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    29:27 - “Cover your ears, kids! Hey, Joker...FFF--“ LOL
    Wrex @ 57:52 - “Man, your cycle sound like crap!” LOLOL

  • @DovahkiinQahnaarinStrunduul
    @DovahkiinQahnaarinStrunduul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Because he's a big stupid jellyfish." Shepard must really love that line, he says it in the first and third game. 😂

  • @spencer5553
    @spencer5553 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We all need a friend like Wrex, always ready to head butt or eat problem individuals.

  • @lucasmackey2808
    @lucasmackey2808 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    21:14 The greatest moment in Mass Effect history

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Everyone Gangsta till Uncle Urdnot brings the *B O O M*

  • @tylertheultimatebadass87
    @tylertheultimatebadass87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "If anyone gives you any trouble... go for the eyes"

  • @alifarhat16
    @alifarhat16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'll never get tired of watcing wrex elbow drop a car

  • @SPACEHARICE
    @SPACEHARICE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I want them to remaster the entire series

    • @christiangonzales8659
      @christiangonzales8659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NOT the one they used for andromeda, i hope

    • @SPACEHARICE
      @SPACEHARICE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christiangonzales8659 yeah you get the team that designed the maps and gameplay (not that pathfinder multiple classes part)
      then try call back all the other teams

    • @paflanary4738
      @paflanary4738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So do NVidia, AMD and Intel I'm certain.

    • @Enterprise-D666
      @Enterprise-D666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Good news! They’re going to remaster the series!

    • @batman_2004
      @batman_2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Good news. Remaster just announced.

  • @makisa.6853
    @makisa.6853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I've seriously never seen the "It's joking time" flashback xD you made my day.was just browsing and ended up watching the whole video. GG wp

  • @justondement4458
    @justondement4458 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Him calling the council just to cut them off is pure gold

  • @yourcasualluciferist6202
    @yourcasualluciferist6202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    at around 53:00 Javik is just shooting the wall :P I guess four eyes doesn't help your vision with a shotgun.

  • @chase5436
    @chase5436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Because it's a big stupid jellyfish." I was crying when I first heard Shepherd say that.

  • @kateulibarri3801
    @kateulibarri3801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I really appreciate that you continue to upload ME videos. I finished playing MEA a couple months ago and doesn’t even compare to the trilogy. It’s nice to rewatch everything. Keep up the good work.

  • @portall1220
    @portall1220 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "What's with the volus" bit got me hard. I generally don't remember mass effect being so hilarious. Gotta replay.

  • @wagman68
    @wagman68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    9:42 Lol holy shit, that's actually in the game?!? I've never seen that one

  • @pyropotassium4076
    @pyropotassium4076 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    27:50 - 27:53 To make such a joke like this, I wonder if Jack has had past experience-

  • @lexmcmillan8033
    @lexmcmillan8033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    12:02~ I love how he's tearing them down with science

  • @garrusbalian580
    @garrusbalian580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I don't get how a clothed female can be more attractive than a naked one.
    Best Wrex Quote XD

  • @GuyNamedGray
    @GuyNamedGray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Liara's dad is funny as hell

  • @crowsbridge
    @crowsbridge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We do not EYE-ball it!

  • @MrAppleipod14
    @MrAppleipod14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is it just me or are the krogan characters retorts the absolute masterpiece of this entire franchise

  • @S-N7
    @S-N7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    NSFW lol joker 9:44

    • @PHILMKD95
      @PHILMKD95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He's never safe for work.

    • @GatoSanDad
      @GatoSanDad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I've literally replayed this game more than 10 times and never heard that before.

    • @Blacksnyder
      @Blacksnyder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GatoSanDad Do you play femshep? I've played it a bunch of times, too and never heard it, but I've only every played as a femshep for that quality Jennifer Hale action.

    • @KristenDETW
      @KristenDETW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Blacksnyder I've walked in on that scene as Fem!Shep too but not Man!Shep yet haha

    • @Verdugo_Arulaq
      @Verdugo_Arulaq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Whatever he has playing it sounds like it’s some hardcore stuff
      Joker, give me the link

  • @ghostwarrior3878
    @ghostwarrior3878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'll admit this I listen to the turian out of ammo joke at least five times I still found it funny every time

  • @GregorioStyreco
    @GregorioStyreco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    10:00 imagine if Shepard would start to randomly dance to this.

  • @skylarkdemello6980
    @skylarkdemello6980 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ok the fact that I can unironically say that
    "I love the part in mass effect when joker says "It's Joking time" and uses a mech to shoot a bunch of of Cerberus bad guys"
    Is absolutely hilarious

  • @pyroliam2754
    @pyroliam2754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Wrex his solution for everything is either fighting or eating someone xD