Muslim Things | Stand Up Comedy by Nishat Eqbal | 2021
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- My first Stand Up Comedy video. These are some of my jokes about being Muslim in India. This was recorded on the 10th of April in Kolkata.
P.S. - I love Didi ❤️.
Special Thanks to @Munawar Faruqui
Song Credits - Aye Habibi by @KALKATIA and @AWESSUM FRANKIE
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#standupcomedy #NishatEqbal #comedy
Really hits you hard when you discover that no one actually played tabla in 'afreen afreen'. 🤣🤣🤣
Favourite comment.
drum wala tha, wo bhi hot hi tha
Voh khwab me dkh rha tha Afreen Afreen.. usmein hoga😂😂
@@NishatEqbal Nigeria is 50% christian.
Sidha Mohammad Pe Joke Maar... Allah Ka Bahot Pyara Banda Hota Hai Uski Maut Namaz Padhte Ya Aur Koi Islam Ke Achhe Kaam Karte Aani Chahiye... Mohammad Mara To Namaz Roza Kaba Sharif Ka Safar Aisa Kuchh Bhi Nahi... Ayesha Se Mutne Ke Liye Lauta Manga Aur Mar Gaya... Phir Uske Marne Ke 200-300 Saal Baad Kisi Admi Ne Keetab Banai Usko Chutiye Aasmani Keetab Bolte Hai... Timharr Ghar Lund Kabhi Koi Paper Bhi Udkar Aaya Gadho??? Kitna Fekam Feki??? Wo Dusre Admi Ne Keetab Banakar Abu Bakar Ko Di... Phir Abu Bakar Ne Wapis Uski Bhasha Vagera Badal Daali... Ab Ye Kaha Se Aasmani Keetab Hui??? Kaun Chutiya Tha Jo Quran Ko Aasmani Keetab Batana Shuru Kiya...
Upar Se Bole isla Ek Ek Word Allah Ne Likha... isme Kuchh Juth Nahi... Allah iski Hifazat Karta Hai... Delhi Dango Me Naaliyo Me Beh Rahi Thi Quran... Bharat Ke Andar Bahar Kai Jagah isko Aag Laga Dali Koi Allah Hifazat Karne Nahi Aaya Kisi Tarah... Matlab Quran Me Juth Likha Hai Uski Hifazat Allah Nahi Kar Raha... Aur To Bahot Sara Chutiyapa Bhara Hai... Jaise Zakir Naik Ya Mohammad Khud Ko Marne Ke Baad Hinduo Ki Tarah Jalakar Agni Sanskar Kiya To Kya Usko Allah Zinda Karega??? Agar Haa To Baki Hindu Bhi Zinda Honge... Aur Nahi To Allah Ko Akkal Nahi Admi Ke Kaam Ki Parakh Kar ne Ki... Sirf Kati Lulli Dekhkega???
Badiya Umda Zabardast!
Baat to sahi bola
Bhai kitna wait karaoge. Daal do koi video. You are my favorite. Purane dekh dekh k thak gaya hu. Nahi toh phir kisi din Me bhi subah 05:30 baje uthke Ganda bol dunga.😭😭😭 Please bro koi video daal do.
ooooh bhai, ab to certificate mil gaya
Comedy Jehaadi.
9:29 time Me Jo Song Hai Uska Naam Kya Hai....??
Maza agaya yaar. Keep these videos coming. We need more!!!!
Thanks to farukkh bhai for landing us here
Bahaut aala....
Bhai abhi reaction dekh ke aa rhe hai, fir aana pda qki tumhe bathroom laga tha or tumne half react kiya video 😂😂😂
Farrukh bhai bheje hain humko
Bro here after your reaction
Sasta jawani wala Ajay devgan!
Who is here after "Pakistani Reaction"
Almost all of us are here as after Pakistani reaction
I am from Bangladesh and that kashmir and Bangladesh joke I died out laughing bro too good😂😂😂
'BJP na OTP chai' should be a t-shirt!
+1
🤣😅😆
@@sailaab neeche likhne ka - cowin
True that
Don't take credit of farrukh 😭😭
Being a Muslim I used to think Ki Muslim logo mein humour kaam Kyun hai, har baat pe serious ho jata hai, glad to see you there...
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@@NishatEqbal sure sir, you deserve all the praise and fame
@@weskuruni4555 bro tumhare purvaj hindu tha phele Auranzeb ne dharam change karvaya , please yeh islam koi dharam nahi h.
@@prateek2393 bhai har jagah pohonch jate ho kya Whatsapp forward leke?
@@prateek2393 GOBARBHAKT ALERT!
Oh my Gawddd, Fawad Khan tearing up your visa killed me😂
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Yeh "Gawddd " kya ha Gawddd?
Hii
We Hindus never said that if you are not following my religion then you are following a wrong way but most of muslim friends let me realise that If I am not a muslim then I am going on a wrong path this is the difference brother. Otherwise our parents never told us to hate any religion or person
Wo sach kehte hai kyu ke Quran me hai ke tm unse keh do. Kyu ke wo log marne ke baad Bhagwan ko ye na bole ke mujhe pta nhi tha ke asal khuda kaun hai or bhi bht kch h
@@mrrahman6216 kuch bhi mtlb !!
keep ur $hitt upto u only
@@RaghavJain264 Maine toh bs bta diya aap mano ya nhi wo apki marzi aap apni soch k liye aazad ho lekin yhi sachai hai ek din zrur pta chlega apko tb shayd bht der ho jaye or apke pas pachtane k elava kuch na ho
@@mrrahman6216 arrrrrey tum ye jo befaltu aur bina sar pair k claims karte ho !! koi logical base hai tumhare pas in sabka ??
tumne dekha hai apni akhon sey kya hoga marne k baad ?? ya jo mara ho usney hi bataya ho kabhi tumko whatsapp call krke wahan sey ??
@@RaghavJain264 Logical base apke pas hai kiya ke hawa kaisi hoti hai logical base apke pas h kiya ke ful se khushbu hi nikalata hai ya wo khushbu some dekha aisi kai chize hai jisme haqiqat hai or wo tumse chupa di gyi hai khuda ki trf se qk agr hawa dikhta toh fr hawa bikta bhi or shayd garib khane ke nahaye hawa kharidne k liye taraste aisi hi kai reasons or mujhe mere Allah ne btaya ke huq kiya hai or Allah ne or Hazrat Mohammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam ne jo kuch bhi kaha tb aaj wo sb aach sabit ho rha aap zara pdhe or pta kr len
Waah kya muslim joke kiya h 🤣🤣🤣
Hindu joke krne ko bolo sidha bhagwan pe jayenge ye log 🤣🤣
I'm from Bangladesh and I laughed way harder at that Bangladesh joke xD Fawad joke was amazing as well, good one!
Peace over kashmir anytime for Bangladeshi
@@jannatferdaoustumpa133 haa banagaldeshi chalega par kashmiri pandit nhi chalega na?
@Manish Yadav vai modi ka hl to mujhe bura lag raha h... Agar modi hoga tbi nrc hoga nhi to or kisi k pss m itna dam nhi jo nrc ka nam le....
@Manish Yadav hope so... Nhi to selective securarism hi dekhna hoga...
You understand Hindi ?
There are 2 lines I like the most.. 1. Tu Nigerian h tere ko pta ni h..
2. Tu gya hoga tere liya nai bas🙈🤭🤭
Good going... God bless you❤️
Hii
Kuch bhi
I laugh hard on "tum log gya hoga, tum log ko liya nahi".🤣🤣🤣
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Giya*😂
No one dare to make joke on islaam... even he was avoiding Islaam he just used common jokes on Muslims
Wonderful start to a great career, Nishat.!!!
I spent my childhood years in Shamsul Huda Road, Park Circus. Every reference from the Red Road Eid Namaz to the well-timed “Bhak”….brought back precious memories from 50 years ago in a very funny way. I am sure you will touch heights of success no Chela from our Pada has ever touched… and then some!👏👏👏👏👏
Shamsul Huda Road me mere dada ka ghar hai. Mohd. Yaseen
Same story as ishrat every reference brings extra smile.park circus ka ladka,,,
Now in London
Best of luck boss
Same here yr
I have also spent my childhood near hajj house
My place my home
@@abidansari3283 are mere bhi dada ka ghar h😂😂
07:10 That joke on Kashmir and Bangladesh was mindblowing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am dead laughing
Bangladesh walo ma chod denge
my favorite one.
Even after being Bhakt & proud Hindu, I loved this guy’s jokes. He is balanced & honest 👍🏻👍🏻
Mujhe to Tu proud hindu nhi lagta.
@@surenderkumarmahto1055 tum logo ne proud Hindu ka ek alag hi image bana liya hai Apne mind me.......
@@surenderkumarmahto1055 being a proud hindu doesn't mean hating a Muslim.. come on everyone is different not every Muslim is bad
@@AnandSingh-mx2bx tum dhimmi bane raho mujhe usse kya? Mujhe jo rasta shi lagta hai, me vo karunga. Tum thuki hui biryani khao or mast raho.
@Hello yum terrrrrrrrrrrrrr a bap
Bahot hard bhai. All of them.
Pakistan's obsession with beauty 👌
2 plane laga 😂..
Mamta 🕺🕺🕺
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You brought a new flavour.. Actually its a good content bro.. Really enjoyed it.
"Ek building girane k liye do plane lag gaya tha" was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
It's not hilarious
It's killed hundreds of people.
@@neerajsingh8401 yes.
And it was a conspiracy theory, inside game
Very funny maaaan! Everyday my rank as muslim comic gets lowered because of killer comics like you 😔🙏
tu muslim hai ?
@@badalshayrma Mai muslim comic zaruur hun
Nope.. Md anas ... U r too good... We love all the comics who make sense including nishat..
@@badalshayrma are Badel bhai aap yahan?
Thanks bro, mai depression me tha ki mai he bs comments padta hu,,, ab pta chala tm dono k paas bhi kaam nhi hai😜😜😜
"Maanta h building giraane ko humein 2 plane lage" I was like ohh god 😂😂 Bhai fan of u ❤️
Woh kya hai bhai mujhe batao?
@@jigarsolanki1450 9/11 attacks bhai 😂
Bro you're the upcoming star comedian , like the you say things you have an accent that is just so funny in it self . Love you bro 🤗 and can't wait to see more from you ❤️
Thank you:)
Ok , You are seriously insulting Bengali people ... Your logic is like Bengalis are Islamophobic but doesn't mess with you cause they fear you ...🙄 What a lame logic
It's show their reality
5:30 ha to phir tu muslim hai tuze kuch kyon karenge koi hindu karke dikhayiye islam pe joke
THAT KASHMIR JOKE WAS FIREE BROO!!
Hoping you achieve new heights of success!!!
When he said: "Kya mast public aa rakhi h idhar", I was like: "ka-boom?"
Communalism divides.. Humor unites
This is your 4th video I'm watching and now I came to know you are Muslim. I was reading your name as nishant iqbal
8:02 she said "pakistan?" 🤣🤣
'pagla hum toh chale jayenge' kalkatia accent on point bhai.😂😂😂🔥🙌
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Bhai pure eastern india ka wahi same hi accent hai...
You are hilarious dude and cunning too. I came here after Farooq reaction and he left last part non reacted so that people can visit your actual routine too. That was a smart move bro. Even a marwadi can take classes from you.
Watching this from Melbourne and laughing my head off. Amazing talent!
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You can be a better comedian ...give yourself time and can you stop doing jokes on religion and cast..everyone is doing it and with that comedy where are we leading in future ...also a lot of people died in 9/11 so dont make fun of it
He is so scared to make a single joke on Mamta and comedians don't even think before cracking a joke on Modi/BJP but still Mudi is fascist and Mamta is liberal😂😂
logic hai bhai.....itna abhi bhi utna hi fatt ta hai
he was scared to joke on muslims....dar sabko lagta hai koi dikhake boota hai koi nhi.. that's it.
Just because hindu are not United and still don't support Modi in full majority, whereas you can see how rampant loot and murders happened after mamta won in West (Bangladesh). This itself shows what extent these people can go once power is in their hands.
Mark my words, he's gonna be huge.... Too good bro👌
Inshallah
Nigeria is 50% christian.
I didn't know I could still laugh at these jokes....😂😂😂... Bht hard!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Behan ye chutiya hai.. Aur aap iski baat par has rahe ho too woh bhi usse better... Sister.. Learn more.. About your history
Your content is really good
can't wait for your next
3:04 ... 2 planes for 1 building was so wrong....😠
By telling hum log, u r targetting all the muslims around the world 🤬
Brother do you know that vakt log don't understand joke they think comedians are telling their plan on stage. They are so serious and also thought that only they can do comedy 😂
I've seen your standup on pakistani reacts I've liked it soo much that i ended up watching it again on your channel... Keep posting more videos bro.
Pls send me link I would like to see it.
can relate to each joke on a different level, good work!
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phir v musalman ganda hai re😎
Can anyone tell me why in this whole terrorist belongs from only one particular religion? What does this signify? 🤨😕
Islamic Comedy - Sare muslim ladkiya apne pati ko rakhi bandhti hai.
Reason - Kyunki Bhai aur Jaan dono ek hi hote hai 🤣🤣🤣🐽🐽🐽
I am here after Pakistani reactions....
Love to see you more
Enjoyed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every Muslim Standup comedian is incomplete without BJP, Modi ,CAA NRC , Jokes on Hindu Gods and Playing Victim card....Just add all these things and a Muslim Standup comedian is ready !!!
Because BJPee is incomplete without Muslim hate and Hindu victim card.
Your set was full power brother hope to meet u in future in some show hopefully u have a show in mumbai soon
Muslims and Nigerians will really learn Marathi now.. 🤣🤣🤣 too good... really enjoyed it.. also loved the Mamta joke 🤣🤣
Luv from Pakistan ❤️ enjoyed jokes 😂😂
Loved the entire set! Looking forward to the next video.
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I’m from Lahore, Pakistan ❤✅🇵🇰 I left Islam after reading Quran and listening Zafar Heretics, Adam Seeker, Sahil Bhai and Harris Sultan. I’m happily Ex-Muslim Now….❤🇵🇰✅….❤
So now what?
Islam has kicked a non believer like you... Islam chose to left you
How unlucky 😔
Chal maine bhi in shaitano ko suna unhone jo question uska jawab bhi dhuna or mil gaya or mera iman or mazboot hogaya
@@JAY_SHRI_RAM_56 ye bol rha h k agr apne eiamn ki fikr h to in chhote chhote dajjalo se bach k rho.
Saare jokes relatable the😅gud to see muslim comedians being neutral unlike munawar❣️Indian Muslim's ko dekh ke lagta hi nhi ki hindu h ya muslim sab ke sab savle h ya kale h pure indian h❤️
Vo isliye nhi lgta kyuki ye sare converted h
Inke forefathers Hindu hi the.
Thik h 😄
Ha exactly😂
Abhi bhi isne Muslim pr joke nhi kiya. Muslims ko cool bata kr Hindu ko darpok bataya 😀darpok
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️bhai koi bhi muslim ya hindu dekh kr nhi der ta vo ye dekhta hai ki bharat ka hai thok kr jayega 🇮🇳🇮🇳
Afreen Afreen wala joke kya badiya misdirection tha table waala uncle made me laugh uncontrollably ✨
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Very well written. Couldn't stop laughing. Looking forward to more videos from you.
Subscribed👍
All intellectual jokes
Amazing performance 🙂
Comedy ke naam pe chutiyapa krdiya….bc jokes ka standard badhao yr . 👎🏻
*I love Pakistani girls, they are so beautiful*
FROM PAKISTANI REACTION....SOME AMAZING JOKES....KEEP IT UP MAN
good sense of humour sir, very nice and entertaining, without offending too much. keep it up, all the best
You nailed it bhai, everytime you laugh, I had butterflies in my stomach..such a cute smile 😍
Very cute smile. I agree.
Bot account😂
शी जिनपिंग के शौचालय से अल्लाह को मुक्त करो🧻
God ....muslims n their propoganda ...comedy mai bhi aa gaye
That partition me lena bhi to chahiye na and darwaza nahi tod skte joke was some pro level stuff😂
Egiye jao bondhu
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"Hum log abhi namaz padh ke utha hai... Toh 5 minute toh de mera bhagwan se bharosa uthane se pehle" That's an awesome joke 👏
Never herad any of this kind. Very well.
Muge samj nhi aya ky ye hinduo logo ko mock kr rha h ya fir muslim ko 😵🤔
Jokes were good, content delivery was also nice. Its too early to say, but i think you have that unique presentation style and will it will help you become a distinguished Standup Artist brother.
Good bro keep doing
But God ke khilaf koi joke Nahi
Love you yrr bhai dil se .....pink city ❣️
One thing I really liked that you were also open about problems in Muslim community which very few Muslim comedians take
Good going brother👍🏽
Pakistani Reaction bring me here.❤️ Bro u the best... u will blast one day in mainstream. Not in literal sense😂😂😂
First time I subscribe to a stand-up comic not bcz ur jokes are anti-muslim but now you are one of us...
Who knows difference between humour and religion...
All the best 😍
Carry on
Muhammad pe to joke hi nhi maara yaar...koi nhi best of luck.
Abhi sri ram pe bol diya to seedha jail
@@abhaypatel4292 hand chodhi kar ke secular agaya
Faad ke rakh diye Bhai.. Gonna subscribed
Very proud to hear that discrimination against muslims are less in WB.
Today I was thinking..ki shukr h ham kolkata m rehte h..😂 wrna pta nhi kya hota
@@ramshaaaarif6539 same ❤️ btw my name is Arif too 😂
@@sarcasticuniversity7779 hmare papa ka naam Md Arif h..😂😂😂😂
@@ramshaaaarif6539 😂😂😂🤣
Waha Hindus ke saath hota h, itne saare districts me to minority me chale gaye, kab tak victim card kheloge
Hebi funny! Park Circus is proud of you!
idhr munnawar chaiye apun ko😂
Best Wishes....
But Detention Center comment is misleading.
Try to do some research before making comments on those sensitive issues.
Main media nahi hu jo mislead karunga. Sab samajh ke hi bola hai.
@@NishatEqbal So please enlighten us with your understanding on detention center. So that we can relate your comment.
It's not necessary to be on media (as you mean the mainstream one😅😅) to mislead, many a time misinformation does that too.
Viase to kabhi bjp supporter tha but ab bjp ko utna support karta hu jo sahi hai baki usak virodh kyoki politics samaj ane lagi ab sab kaat rahe hai ek dusre ka 😁😁😁 love you bhai 💖💖💖
Bhai next video kab 🤒🤒🤒 waiting
Bohat hard keeping growing bruh ❤️
Your expressions n persona are just❤❤❤❤
The Best Muslim Comedian in Recent Time
pagla hum toh jhola leke chal denge😂😂😂😂
Fact : Not a Single Joke was on Islaam
Abbe bola to sahi
@@mking2386 kya
@@raviyadav-dh6kt joke bola to sahi
Waiting Muslim Joke.. 🤗
Bahut mazaa aaya! Thanks Pakistani React for reacting and letting us discover this channel!
This is comedic at the same time sad that how many stereotypes we muslims have to face on the daily.
Kuch bhi
Bhai wo BJP-OTP and Beauty obsessed Kashmir-Bangladesh wala on top of the world tha bhai...waise pura setup hi ummda tha
Nigeria is roughly 50% Muslim and 50% Christian. They are divided roughly in the North and the South of the country.
Bhai awesome ....
Love you from Pakistan!!!!
Someday in our lifetime, we will see India and Pakistan staying united like EU!
We are one people, we look same, we crack same jokes,we laugh at the same ones.
Love you all
Came because Mahtab Alam suggested. Subscribed because your jokes are good.
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Bhai we need comedians like you who believe in equality ❤️ Great Stand Up Bro....Keep Going you are doing great✨☺️
Are ka hva mama... phull kalkatia tone 🗿
Beauty wala concept ....sacchai hai ....bhai....
Dada darun legeche! Started the day with your stand-up and laughed soo much! That's a good start to my day. Thankyou!
Looking forward to see more of you brah 🤚🏿✋🏿 😂😅
Bhai tum machaoge bhai, fortunate to know about you in your not-so-famous days.
❤️
Waiting for your bright future buddy!
Jai Shree Ram 🚩
Are bhai Kaha te tum 🔥
Sub done 💝