Muslim Things | Stand Up Comedy by Nishat Eqbal | 2021
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- My first Stand Up Comedy video. These are some of my jokes about being Muslim in India. This was recorded on the 10th of April in Kolkata.
P.S. - I love Didi ❤️.
Special Thanks to @Munawar Faruqui
Song Credits - Aye Habibi by @KALKATIA and @AWESSUM FRANKIE
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Really hits you hard when you discover that no one actually played tabla in 'afreen afreen'. 🤣🤣🤣
Favourite comment.
drum wala tha, wo bhi hot hi tha
Voh khwab me dkh rha tha Afreen Afreen.. usmein hoga😂😂
@@NishatEqbal Nigeria is 50% christian.
Sidha Mohammad Pe Joke Maar... Allah Ka Bahot Pyara Banda Hota Hai Uski Maut Namaz Padhte Ya Aur Koi Islam Ke Achhe Kaam Karte Aani Chahiye... Mohammad Mara To Namaz Roza Kaba Sharif Ka Safar Aisa Kuchh Bhi Nahi... Ayesha Se Mutne Ke Liye Lauta Manga Aur Mar Gaya... Phir Uske Marne Ke 200-300 Saal Baad Kisi Admi Ne Keetab Banai Usko Chutiye Aasmani Keetab Bolte Hai... Timharr Ghar Lund Kabhi Koi Paper Bhi Udkar Aaya Gadho??? Kitna Fekam Feki??? Wo Dusre Admi Ne Keetab Banakar Abu Bakar Ko Di... Phir Abu Bakar Ne Wapis Uski Bhasha Vagera Badal Daali... Ab Ye Kaha Se Aasmani Keetab Hui??? Kaun Chutiya Tha Jo Quran Ko Aasmani Keetab Batana Shuru Kiya...
Upar Se Bole isla Ek Ek Word Allah Ne Likha... isme Kuchh Juth Nahi... Allah iski Hifazat Karta Hai... Delhi Dango Me Naaliyo Me Beh Rahi Thi Quran... Bharat Ke Andar Bahar Kai Jagah isko Aag Laga Dali Koi Allah Hifazat Karne Nahi Aaya Kisi Tarah... Matlab Quran Me Juth Likha Hai Uski Hifazat Allah Nahi Kar Raha... Aur To Bahot Sara Chutiyapa Bhara Hai... Jaise Zakir Naik Ya Mohammad Khud Ko Marne Ke Baad Hinduo Ki Tarah Jalakar Agni Sanskar Kiya To Kya Usko Allah Zinda Karega??? Agar Haa To Baki Hindu Bhi Zinda Honge... Aur Nahi To Allah Ko Akkal Nahi Admi Ke Kaam Ki Parakh Kar ne Ki... Sirf Kati Lulli Dekhkega???
Being a Muslim I used to think Ki Muslim logo mein humour kaam Kyun hai, har baat pe serious ho jata hai, glad to see you there...
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@@NishatEqbal sure sir, you deserve all the praise and fame
@@weskuruni4555 bro tumhare purvaj hindu tha phele Auranzeb ne dharam change karvaya , please yeh islam koi dharam nahi h.
@@prateek2393 bhai har jagah pohonch jate ho kya Whatsapp forward leke?
@@prateek2393 GOBARBHAKT ALERT!
Badiya Umda Zabardast!
Baat to sahi bola
Bhai kitna wait karaoge. Daal do koi video. You are my favorite. Purane dekh dekh k thak gaya hu. Nahi toh phir kisi din Me bhi subah 05:30 baje uthke Ganda bol dunga.😭😭😭 Please bro koi video daal do.
ooooh bhai, ab to certificate mil gaya
Comedy Jehaadi.
9:29 time Me Jo Song Hai Uska Naam Kya Hai....??
I am from Bangladesh and that kashmir and Bangladesh joke I died out laughing bro too good😂😂😂
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We Hindus never said that if you are not following my religion then you are following a wrong way but most of muslim friends let me realise that If I am not a muslim then I am going on a wrong path this is the difference brother. Otherwise our parents never told us to hate any religion or person
Wo sach kehte hai kyu ke Quran me hai ke tm unse keh do. Kyu ke wo log marne ke baad Bhagwan ko ye na bole ke mujhe pta nhi tha ke asal khuda kaun hai or bhi bht kch h
@@mrrahman6216 kuch bhi mtlb !!
keep ur $hitt upto u only
@@RaghavJain264 Maine toh bs bta diya aap mano ya nhi wo apki marzi aap apni soch k liye aazad ho lekin yhi sachai hai ek din zrur pta chlega apko tb shayd bht der ho jaye or apke pas pachtane k elava kuch na ho
@@mrrahman6216 arrrrrey tum ye jo befaltu aur bina sar pair k claims karte ho !! koi logical base hai tumhare pas in sabka ??
tumne dekha hai apni akhon sey kya hoga marne k baad ?? ya jo mara ho usney hi bataya ho kabhi tumko whatsapp call krke wahan sey ??
@@RaghavJain264 Logical base apke pas hai kiya ke hawa kaisi hoti hai logical base apke pas h kiya ke ful se khushbu hi nikalata hai ya wo khushbu some dekha aisi kai chize hai jisme haqiqat hai or wo tumse chupa di gyi hai khuda ki trf se qk agr hawa dikhta toh fr hawa bikta bhi or shayd garib khane ke nahaye hawa kharidne k liye taraste aisi hi kai reasons or mujhe mere Allah ne btaya ke huq kiya hai or Allah ne or Hazrat Mohammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam ne jo kuch bhi kaha tb aaj wo sb aach sabit ho rha aap zara pdhe or pta kr len
I laugh hard on "tum log gya hoga, tum log ko liya nahi".🤣🤣🤣
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Giya*😂
Maza agaya yaar. Keep these videos coming. We need more!!!!
Thanks to farukkh bhai for landing us here
Bahaut aala....
Bhai abhi reaction dekh ke aa rhe hai, fir aana pda qki tumhe bathroom laga tha or tumne half react kiya video 😂😂😂
Farrukh bhai bheje hain humko
Bro here after your reaction
I'm from Bangladesh and I laughed way harder at that Bangladesh joke xD Fawad joke was amazing as well, good one!
Peace over kashmir anytime for Bangladeshi
@@jannatferdaoustumpa133 haa banagaldeshi chalega par kashmiri pandit nhi chalega na?
@Manish Yadav vai modi ka hl to mujhe bura lag raha h... Agar modi hoga tbi nrc hoga nhi to or kisi k pss m itna dam nhi jo nrc ka nam le....
@Manish Yadav hope so... Nhi to selective securarism hi dekhna hoga...
You understand Hindi ?
"Ek building girane k liye do plane lag gaya tha" was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
It's not hilarious
It's killed hundreds of people.
@@neerajsingh8401 yes.
And it was a conspiracy theory, inside game
@@neerajsingh8401 Do you still think k full of steel building destroyed by plane 😂?? Do you know how Planes are made?
The Best Muslim Comedian in Recent Time
Oh my Gawddd, Fawad Khan tearing up your visa killed me😂
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Yeh "Gawddd " kya ha Gawddd?
Hii
07:10 That joke on Kashmir and Bangladesh was mindblowing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am dead laughing
Bangladesh walo ma chod denge
my favorite one.
Communalism divides.. Humor unites
"Hum log abhi namaz padh ke utha hai... Toh 5 minute toh de mera bhagwan se bharosa uthane se pehle" That's an awesome joke 👏
Never herad any of this kind. Very well.
Muge samj nhi aya ky ye hinduo logo ko mock kr rha h ya fir muslim ko 😵🤔
that Bangladesh and Kashmir joke is so on point.
And now I know why more than half of my relatives are still in India :D
There are 2 lines I like the most.. 1. Tu Nigerian h tere ko pta ni h..
2. Tu gya hoga tere liya nai bas🙈🤭🤭
Good going... God bless you❤️
Hii
Kuch bhi
Even after being Bhakt & proud Hindu, I loved this guy’s jokes. He is balanced & honest 👍🏻👍🏻
Mujhe to Tu proud hindu nhi lagta.
@@surenderkumarmahto1055 tum logo ne proud Hindu ka ek alag hi image bana liya hai Apne mind me.......
@@surenderkumarmahto1055 being a proud hindu doesn't mean hating a Muslim.. come on everyone is different not every Muslim is bad
@@AnandSingh-mx2bx tum dhimmi bane raho mujhe usse kya? Mujhe jo rasta shi lagta hai, me vo karunga. Tum thuki hui biryani khao or mast raho.
@Hello yum terrrrrrrrrrrrrr a bap
'BJP na OTP chai' should be a t-shirt!
+1
🤣😅😆
@@sailaab neeche likhne ka - cowin
True that
Don't take credit of farrukh 😭😭
Saare jokes relatable the😅gud to see muslim comedians being neutral unlike munawar❣️Indian Muslim's ko dekh ke lagta hi nhi ki hindu h ya muslim sab ke sab savle h ya kale h pure indian h❤️
Vo isliye nhi lgta kyuki ye sare converted h
Inke forefathers Hindu hi the.
Thik h 😄
Ha exactly😂
@@thedirtypolitics420islam race nahi hay. Mazhab (faith) hay. Anyone can be a muslim
Wonderful start to a great career, Nishat.!!!
I spent my childhood years in Shamsul Huda Road, Park Circus. Every reference from the Red Road Eid Namaz to the well-timed “Bhak”….brought back precious memories from 50 years ago in a very funny way. I am sure you will touch heights of success no Chela from our Pada has ever touched… and then some!👏👏👏👏👏
Shamsul Huda Road me mere dada ka ghar hai. Mohd. Yaseen
Same story as ishrat every reference brings extra smile.park circus ka ladka,,,
Now in London
Best of luck boss
Same here yr
I have also spent my childhood near hajj house
My place my home
@@abidansari3283 are mere bhi dada ka ghar h😂😂
When he said: "Kya mast public aa rakhi h idhar", I was like: "ka-boom?"
THAT KASHMIR JOKE WAS FIREE BROO!!
Hoping you achieve new heights of success!!!
"Maanta h building giraane ko humein 2 plane lage" I was like ohh god 😂😂 Bhai fan of u ❤️
Woh kya hai bhai mujhe batao?
@@jigarsolanki1450 9/11 attacks bhai 😂
No one dare to make joke on islaam... even he was avoiding Islaam he just used common jokes on Muslims
Tumra jo style hai na Guru , tum chhaa giyo.
"Humko lena bhi toh chahiye" - dil jeet lihis.
Loved ur style, young man.
God bless
Watching this from Melbourne and laughing my head off. Amazing talent!
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Sasta jawani wala Ajay devgan!
Who is here after "Pakistani Reaction"
Almost all of us are here as after Pakistani reaction
Bahot hard bhai. All of them.
Pakistan's obsession with beauty 👌
2 plane laga 😂..
Mamta 🕺🕺🕺
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Muslims and Nigerians will really learn Marathi now.. 🤣🤣🤣 too good... really enjoyed it.. also loved the Mamta joke 🤣🤣
Nice to see some Muslim guy doing jokes to unite 2 religion. This guy is spitting facts.
We don't want to unite because we know our history what muslims done with us and I am kashmiri pandit and on that time I face the problem all secular hindu will face as soon as possible
You brought a new flavour.. Actually its a good content bro.. Really enjoyed it.
Bro you're the upcoming star comedian , like the you say things you have an accent that is just so funny in it self . Love you bro 🤗 and can't wait to see more from you ❤️
Thank you:)
'pagla hum toh chale jayenge' kalkatia accent on point bhai.😂😂😂🔥🙌
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Bhai pure eastern india ka wahi same hi accent hai...
First time I subscribe to a stand-up comic not bcz ur jokes are anti-muslim but now you are one of us...
Who knows difference between humour and religion...
All the best 😍
Carry on
Fawab Khan and Kashmir Joke was lit 😂😂😂
You are hilarious dude and cunning too. I came here after Farooq reaction and he left last part non reacted so that people can visit your actual routine too. That was a smart move bro. Even a marwadi can take classes from you.
FROM PAKISTANI REACTION....SOME AMAZING JOKES....KEEP IT UP MAN
Mark my words, he's gonna be huge.... Too good bro👌
Inshallah
Nigeria is 50% christian.
One thing I really liked that you were also open about problems in Muslim community which very few Muslim comedians take
Good going brother👍🏽
I am here after Pakistani reactions....
Love to see you more
Enjoyed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn't know I could still laugh at these jokes....😂😂😂... Bht hard!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Behan ye chutiya hai.. Aur aap iski baat par has rahe ho too woh bhi usse better... Sister.. Learn more.. About your history
Loved the entire set! Looking forward to the next video.
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Bro, I believe that humor is truly a SAFTEY WALVE to give away many stressful and unwanted things from our society in a satirical and civilised manner, without hurting anyone's feelings!!!! We often see intolerant and radical people around us and thus sideline them or distance them. Yours is one of the first experiment which I saw and made me realize, things like discrimination, hate towards a community , stereotype, radicalism, racism, etc can actually be shown to public in this way, more effectively and deeply as well!!!!!!
Lol that kashmir - bangladesh joke was amazing. 😂😂
good sense of humour sir, very nice and entertaining, without offending too much. keep it up, all the best
That partition me lena bhi to chahiye na and darwaza nahi tod skte joke was some pro level stuff😂
Egiye jao bondhu
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Afreen Afreen wala joke kya badiya misdirection tha table waala uncle made me laugh uncontrollably ✨
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Very proud to hear that discrimination against muslims are less in WB.
Today I was thinking..ki shukr h ham kolkata m rehte h..😂 wrna pta nhi kya hota
@@ramshaaaarif6539 same ❤️ btw my name is Arif too 😂
@@sarcasticuniversity7779 hmare papa ka naam Md Arif h..😂😂😂😂
@@ramshaaaarif6539 😂😂😂🤣
Waha Hindus ke saath hota h, itne saare districts me to minority me chale gaye, kab tak victim card kheloge
Faad ke rakh diye Bhai.. Gonna subscribed
bro, that Kashmir-Bangladesh one was just brutal! level bhai!
can relate to each joke on a different level, good work!
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In these difficult times you comedians are eye openers. Don't ever go to shadi, bacche, gujarati, Marwadi jokes. Keep doing jokes which force people to think. Keep them coming! All the best!
Oh my God man you’ve guts and literally you killed it..
I was born in calcutta ur accent is purely of calcutta liked ur performance 👍👍👍 good to see someone from our place warna mostly comedians mumbai delhi k hote hai... 👍👍
बहुत बढ़िया लगा, पहली बार किसी मुस्लिम कॉमेडियन से इतना healthy joke सुना, love you
BOLD ,VIVACIOUS, HONEST , MUCH NEEDED ! MAKE MORE !!
8:02 she said "pakistan?" 🤣🤣
Your set was full power brother hope to meet u in future in some show hopefully u have a show in mumbai soon
5min ka to samay ,wali line ...😅👌🏽👏🏽🤘🏾😅😝😁😝bhai prayer krte hi agar Mamta ji ka awaj suno to "Bhagwan hai kaha re tu "song lagana padega 🤦🤐😁👏🏽🤘🏾👍🏾
Dada darun legeche! Started the day with your stand-up and laughed soo much! That's a good start to my day. Thankyou!
I've seen your standup on pakistani reacts I've liked it soo much that i ended up watching it again on your channel... Keep posting more videos bro.
Pls send me link I would like to see it.
Pakistani Reaction bring me here.❤️ Bro u the best... u will blast one day in mainstream. Not in literal sense😂😂😂
Bhai awesome ....
Love you from Pakistan!!!!
Someday in our lifetime, we will see India and Pakistan staying united like EU!
We are one people, we look same, we crack same jokes,we laugh at the same ones.
Love you all
Hi Bro, I am from Kashmir and My Mum is from Kolkata somewhere near Shamsul Huda Road, I want to say this that Kolkata has most beautiful People. Really Good People and your video was very good it didn't contain any vulgur jokes. I am subscribing u.
Xokkk
Jai Bangla
Bravo
Bro this platform of comedy is the only way to strengthen the bond between Hindus and Muslims
God bless
Keep growing
Bhai we need comedians like you who believe in equality ❤️ Great Stand Up Bro....Keep Going you are doing great✨☺️
Very well written. Couldn't stop laughing. Looking forward to more videos from you.
Subscribed👍
You nailed it bhai, everytime you laugh, I had butterflies in my stomach..such a cute smile 😍
Very cute smile. I agree.
Bot account😂
Love from Bangladesh. Loved the Kashmir one. joss song.... Thanks for good content and wish you all the best... Takabbalahu minna wa minkum. Eid mubarak.
Bande me himmat hai bhai . Awesome jokes. This is missing now a day. Jokes need to be open like this.
Luv from Pakistan ❤️ enjoyed jokes 😂😂
Hebi funny! Park Circus is proud of you!
Bohat hard keeping growing bruh ❤️
baap re itna himmat!! gazab!!! but its been a year and not enough videos
Mamata didi- ye na chlbe ye na chlbe 😤🤣
Stand up comedies have now become so risky 😂😂... Enjoyed it bro 💯
Came because Mahtab Alam suggested. Subscribed because your jokes are good.
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Bhai tum machaoge bhai, fortunate to know about you in your not-so-famous days.
❤️
Waiting for your bright future buddy!
"tateda twibu" man I'm dying 😂😂😂
Park circus ka reference alag hi thaa😂😂
Your content is really good
can't wait for your next
All intellectual jokes
Amazing performance 🙂
"You are Nigerian you just don't know it " 😂😂😂😂
That's what Kangana said.
@@NishatEqbal Tom cruise searching her at twitter 😉😂😂😂.
@@tariqcampus hahaha
Bhaii aap faad ke rakh diye, your whole sense of humour and strategy is something I’ve never witnessed yet, I expect alot from you brother. Keep it up bhai❤️
Amazing!! Sahi hai bhai aur karo aisa comedy, intellectual and topical, push the boundaries on all sides!!
Jokes were good, content delivery was also nice. Its too early to say, but i think you have that unique presentation style and will it will help you become a distinguished Standup Artist brother.
Brilliant one ! Continue the good work bruh 💥
Very funny maaaan! Everyday my rank as muslim comic gets lowered because of killer comics like you 😔🙏
tu muslim hai ?
@@badalshayrma Mai muslim comic zaruur hun
Nope.. Md anas ... U r too good... We love all the comics who make sense including nishat..
@@badalshayrma are Badel bhai aap yahan?
Thanks bro, mai depression me tha ki mai he bs comments padta hu,,, ab pta chala tm dono k paas bhi kaam nhi hai😜😜😜
Last part on Mamata was too good….shouting when one is still offering namaz😛
Bhai ek vedio mai hi itna bawal!! Waah meri jaan ... Comgratulations
This is comedic at the same time sad that how many stereotypes we muslims have to face on the daily.
Kuch bhi
Hahaha!! Great set bro!! Come up with more soon! 👍👍
idhr munnawar chaiye apun ko😂
U rock ...aankhon se dehydration ho gaya
Love you yrr bhai dil se .....pink city ❣️
You are amazing Nishat! I'm from Kolkata but currently in Chennai now and I wish I was there to see you perform! Keep these coming and keep growing! ❤
I like the way of your expressing jokes with cute smile 😍😍😍 keep it up
Looking forward to see more of you brah 🤚🏿✋🏿 😂😅
Absolutely genious...am muslim and I loved itttt
This guy is going to be huge Insha'Allah......mark my words.....you have great sense of humour and unique delivery......just keep working harder. Next Zakir Khan