,04:0., I remember...way back in 1990s...... being a local Brahmin i took care of my Muslim bestie hostelite classmate during fasting...and then travelled with him for Eid to his family home. His mother gifted me a shirt-fabric and I instintively touched her feet.....poor lady, she was SHOCKED 😂 but all settled down.... I wore shirt from that cloth for my wedding years later ❤❤
@@sayankabir7958 that's so obvious, according to modern day definition, the first thing a kattar hindu should do is to draw parallels to every Muslim, for example, if a roadside temple demolished for encroachment, you'd be asked to do the same for a Muslim monument. In short, anything anti muslim is kattar hindu, love the beef eating, monotheistic israel just because they kill muslims.
@@indiangirl727 behas karni ho to call par kro kyuki adhi adhuri jankari hai hanikarak hoti.. Govt fund karti 😄 ye doubt nikal do apna... Ram Mandir . ayodhya Logo ke fund donation lekr banwai gayi... Jisme se 2crore ki land ..5mint me 18crore ki resale ki gaye... 16 crore ka ghotala kiya Yogi govt ... Kis duniya me bachi tum ... Jinko tum apna guru manti wo tmhara hi pagal Banna rahe..bhagwan tak ko loot liya ....
@@MohdAsif-by2gj Just because some comedy.. Propagate ur far leftist islaamist communist propaganda narrative...it's doesn't means it's true... Reality alag h malum h Sar tan se jhooda
@@ShamshersSinghYes we know the Reality when So called People from one community Dance in Front of Mosque (Masjid) and not only Dance chanting hate words like(Mulle kate jayein ge Ram Ram chillaye ge ) and many more. And not only that poking by various hatred words. Linching Muslims in public Places, Bulldozer attack on Muslims home, Disrespecting the Religious Figure of Islam such as Our Prophets, Quraan. In an every speech of any political leaders, Hindu religion preacher there is mention of Islam, Muslims and hatred about us. According to reports there is a raise in hate speech against muslims and hate crimes. The reality is indian Muslims facing situation are very Bad on Ground level.
How pathetic Muslims living in such condition and we are seperated by borders. That’s why I want unity. Only khilafa will bring justice. And make everyone safe in the society.
haa bhai kitne problem hai musl8ms ko gay nhi khane dete school collage burkha pehen ne se rokte hai lekin muslim id x pr dekho bhsi bhare pade itna andhbhakt nhi jitne mullabhakt hai tum 10 nam ginao 100 gina dunga
Gande kaam karne valon ka hamesha dar ,dard jhalkta hai ...isliye sudhar jao ..or padna shuru karo...kuch bano life mein ,tab kisi se darne ki jarurat nahin...idhar udhar dimag lagaoge toh hamesha daroge
Right wing hindu : hindu khatre me hai Right wing muslim : Musalman khatre me hai Left wing : democracy khatre me hai Reality : Election arahe hai Kursi khatre me hai 😂
In reality Yaha har insaan khatre main, jitni khasta halat hamare aaspaas ho rakhi h, jitne avoidable accident ho rahe hain daily aur wo to religion bhi ni dekhte... 😪 Ab to bahar nikalne bhi dar lagta hai
Aap Joke samjhe nahi, vo ye keh raha tha ki itna Muslim Sounding name hai ki Agar Shiv sena, Vhp, Rss ke dalle muslims ko dhundh ke marne ayenge to Uske Bachne ka koi Chance hee nhi hai.
@@gauravvadaliya4445 oh please there are bad people everywhere u can't just blame the whole community man seriously, try to see from our point of view as well.. why so much hate?!!
Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 253 Abu Hurayra reported that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, "Do not laugh a lot. Much laughter kills the heart."😂😂
Aur bhai ne jo jokes kiye h Oo reality ho chuke h, Muslim k gharo ko toda ja rha, court ka to jroort nhi rha ab, Hindutva group Muslims ko mar ke free ghum rhe h, masjid-majaro ko target Kiya ja rha....aur ye target sirf Hindutva organisation hi nhi, Gov aur unke schemes/laws v kar rhe h
Sahi bola bhai. Isliye we need comedian who comes from diverse background. Bhai ka Pakistan-Bangladesh joke (different video) sune ke mein bhi yahi socha.
@@abhi.ku2432how can you say so?? Are all Hindus pure as Milk? No crime is done by Hindus ever ? While not supporting terrorist but to set narrative for Community is wrong...uss logic se saare hindu baba ram Rahim jaise hai??? And many more such example
@@NishatEqbalBro you have said nothing against tmc govt.you have just praised tmc in another way.if tmc govt is so liberal to the other religions so why would any one get arrested for meme or cartoon sharing.tmc govt has never taken any action against any wrong donig of Muslims while in the other hand they are continuosly doing deregetory remarks on Hindus.if you were unbiased then you would throw light on this😏. Standup কমেডির আড়ালে নিজেদের প্রচার চালানোর পদ্ধতিটা ভালই নিয়েছ ভাই 😊
Reality in india.....n minority safe in jndia....most radicalized siciety...7 sisterly northeastern states along with Kashmir and khalistan be liberated from hindu hegemony n torture, oppression...... sino pak stands with you ..
great set bhai😂😂😂😂😂 kya consistency maintain kari hai throughout😂 woh jo per pakadne wala joke toh ekdum relate karr gayaaa😂 all the best bhai. I hope aap zinda rahe jab thaak aap chaaho😂
Watching this after "Ashraf Ali" Train incident coz it Popped up on my Feed and really laughed so hard on Andhbhakt's comments calling it "Propaganda and Victim Card" coz the situation is completely opposite 🤣🤣🤣
Most Muslims people are very generous & hard working.. Only 10 % maybe hardcore .maybe because of poverty ..I am a catholic...I can get well with any caste
Bhai can you make a few jokes about your kom too? Shivasena ki jagah Owasi, SIMI... HIndu's make fun of Hindus... Can you do the same? I got one for... tell the audience to laugh nahi to sar tan se juda... I've wish muslim friends on Eid. I stopped after no reciprocation for 15 years.
Its ok. Your religion is polytheistic so you have no contradiction in your religious beliefs when you wish a muslim on eid. But muslims are monotheistic. Which means their religious faith ends when they recognize any deity besides Allah. Thats why becuase of this reason a muslim cant wish on those festivals which their non-muslim friends celebrate to honor their gods, like diwali etc or even christmas coz if a muslim wish someone a festival which is is being on for honoring a diety besides Allah, it would mean he is agreeing that this another diety is also a deity n so he wont remain a muslim anymore.
@@florad629and should we? From a moral pov, when you're not being reciprocated, it's better to stop it. That's why we've decided to not distribute food and surplus from bhandara to Muslim houses since it'll disturb their religiousness
@@sajalsaxena-c5h what is bhandara? If its some parsad type thing which has religious association or gods/goddesses associstion then you should not give it to a muslim. Eating that things are haraam on a muslim. And thats the definition of harram meat as well (any animal slaughtered upon whose some other's name or no name is taken except Allah's) , in the same way if its a vegetarian food but association to some deity will make it harram on a muslim. N yes you are right if you dont want to only greet one way and stop in response. Thats ok and makes sense. Muslims will be there to wish you on your birthdays or anniversaries or new years n other celebrations but cant be there to wish for festivals in which any god is being celebrated when the whole doctrine of islam is standing upon denial of any other god except Allah. That would be so morally n rationally wrong.
Victim card seriously 😳 Nazar ghooma kr dekho har jagah muslim ke sath nainsafi ho rhi h Bade se bade muslim log safe nhi h aam log ki baat hi hata do Aaye din kisi muslim ko mar dete ho Unke sath mob lynching kr dete ho Beef ke shak me use mar dete ho but tumhari itni himmat nhi h jis sarkar ko tum votes krte ho woh khud beef exporters se millions of dollars leti h but ek aam muslim ne kha li beef toh use mar dete ho Tumhare log din raat muslim ko gali dete h tum masjid k samne aa kr mujra krte ho aur phir victim card khelte ho ki muslim ne mara bahut
It's quite funny majority hoke bhi tum log kaise katre mai ho ??? Yeh kaunsa invisible victim card hai ??? Muslims kO lynch karo tum ! Jaan se maaro tum ! Fir hindu katre mai hai bolke roo tum wah! Doglepan ki bhi limit hoti hai .
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,04:0., I remember...way back in 1990s...... being a local Brahmin i took care of my Muslim bestie hostelite classmate during fasting...and then travelled with him for Eid to his family home. His mother gifted me a shirt-fabric and I instintively touched her feet.....poor lady, she was SHOCKED 😂 but all settled down....
I wore shirt from that cloth for my wedding years later ❤❤
Lovely story😊😊😊😊
❤️🇮🇳❤️
Great bhai❤❤ #incredibleindia #respect
This was the real India.
Why don't you explain how cruel Eid festival is
I am kattar hindu, & have more muslim friends. those are hardcore more than friends. in 80s & 90s nothing was there to hide
You're jeopardizing the definition of kattar hindu with that comment.
@@shadabansari7089what does that word even mean ?
@@sayankabir7958 it means that's not how you become a kattar hindu by definition.
@@shadabansari7089
no no I'm not asking the meaning of jeopardy 😅
I'm asking the meaning/definition of "kattar" hindu
@@sayankabir7958 that's so obvious, according to modern day definition, the first thing a kattar hindu should do is to draw parallels to every Muslim, for example, if a roadside temple demolished for encroachment, you'd be asked to do the same for a Muslim monument. In short, anything anti muslim is kattar hindu, love the beef eating, monotheistic israel just because they kill muslims.
That shiv sena wala joke ..bro you have great great great sense of humour, respect bro respect
absolute gold.. Such a BALANCED comedy style, even tiptoing troubling topics with finesse.. Keep it up..
Comedy is the only genre where you can talk on sensitive topic ..
Muslim are 14 crores and hindus are 80 crores
Still Hindu khtre mein
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Seriously..!!
Haan hindu bohot khatre me hai😂
British were 10 lakhs in 1947 and Indians were 36 crore. Is no. Really matters when radicalism occurs.
Haan haan bhaijaan, Kanhaiya Lal Teli to mast ghoom raha hain Rajasthan mein
*Darpok log hameshaa khatre me hee feel karte hain...himmat wale na darte Hain na darate hain* 😂😂😂😂
Sarfaroshi Ki Tamanna Dil Mai Toh Hai Bhai....❤😂
He is showing reality How bjp targeting Muslims..
@@indiangirl727 beta thodi badi hoja tab behas krna .. pehle thodi knowledge gain krle
@@indiangirl727 behas karni ho to call par kro kyuki adhi adhuri jankari hai hanikarak hoti..
Govt fund karti 😄 ye doubt nikal do apna...
Ram Mandir . ayodhya Logo ke fund donation lekr banwai gayi... Jisme se 2crore ki land ..5mint me 18crore ki resale ki gaye... 16 crore ka ghotala kiya Yogi govt ...
Kis duniya me bachi tum ...
Jinko tum apna guru manti wo tmhara hi pagal Banna rahe..bhagwan tak ko loot liya ....
Reality nhi hai ye sab bakwas hai. BJP nhi target kr rhi muslims ko bilkul muslims hinduo ko taregt krti hai
Stfu stop your propaganda
@@indiangirl727 ye ola hu uber ke chelo se baat hi mat karo.. inko reasoning samajh hi nehi aata.. sirf asmani kitab ko mante hai yee😂
Favourite line - "Quote likha tha - Pen is mightier than the sword, main attention pay nahi kar raha tha, Phir teacher ne pen phenk ke maara"
ZNMD mein Baap hi alag nikal gaya hai!!!😂😂😂
Oye bhai Bhai 😎😎😎❤❤❤ insallah aapse milenge jaroor ek din azamgarh aap aaaye the mill na paya😃
Bhai aaap ekk dmm real comedy krte ho Jo aap feel krte vhi pesh krte 😂😂 aaap to jabrdsti feelings late ho fir shayri banate😂😂 move nhi hone ka😂
@@MohdAsif-by2gj
Just because some comedy..
Propagate ur far leftist islaamist communist propaganda narrative...it's doesn't means it's true...
Reality alag h malum h Sar tan se jhooda
@@ShamshersSinghhaa sar tan se juda se yaad aaya abhi ganesh chaturthi chalu hai Ganpati ka bhi yahi haal kiya tha ek mulle ne shayad
@@ShamshersSinghYes we know the Reality when So called People from one community Dance in Front of Mosque (Masjid) and not only Dance chanting hate words like(Mulle kate jayein ge Ram Ram chillaye ge ) and many more. And not only that poking by various hatred words. Linching Muslims in public Places, Bulldozer attack on Muslims home, Disrespecting the Religious Figure of Islam such as Our Prophets, Quraan. In an every speech of any political leaders, Hindu religion preacher there is mention of Islam, Muslims and hatred about us. According to reports there is a raise in hate speech against muslims and hate crimes. The reality is indian Muslims facing situation are very Bad on Ground level.
Muslim issue,name mean trp views .PM ki kursi tak Muslim nam liya Bina pura nhi hota news k baat to chhor ki do 😅😂
As Salam walekum Meri pyari appa Allah aapki izzat ki hifazat kare kafiron se 😢
Haye mashallah kya kah diya dil ki baat kah di ekdum sahi hai 😅
मकसद Nhi भूलना - Nissant Thakur😂
Tum Bina maqsad ke ajate ho kya life hai wo insaan ko maqsad hona chahiye life tum qom hi b ker
Moot pee kr logo ko aisa lagta hai
@@keshavkunwar5878 bhaiya ji maqsad jesa kuch hota na to aap aab tak zinda nahi hote 😂😂😂😂
@@NONAME25Eleven198eightMumsee Beta Ji Victim card jesa kuch na hota na Toh Aap Ye line Bolne ki himmat b na krte
@@reactionislamicvideos2258 Moot Ke sath Pok likhna bhul gya mulle🤣
3:35 I'm Muslim But I don't wear Kurta Pajama while traveling😢 because I always feel insecure
tum log bhi insecure rhoge to kaise chalega bhai 😂
Wear proudly 🗿
@@World_is_temporary Insha Allah brother 😍
Same thing with my islamic cap
Mai to kurta payjama with topi travel kiya hun😂fear only Allah
I might take the comedy a bit too literally but this man is taking everything as a given and literally.
Bhiyaaa....😂 kya bawal machae ho aap..🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻👍🏻👏🏻
And it's LIVE!!!
Alive
@@ngneerin😂😂😂😂😂
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Mazak mazak drd jhlakta h ... Haqeeqat byan kr diya tmne 😢
How pathetic Muslims living in such condition and we are seperated by borders.
That’s why I want unity.
Only khilafa will bring justice. And make everyone safe in the society.
haa bhai kitne problem hai musl8ms ko gay nhi khane dete
school collage burkha pehen ne se rokte hai lekin muslim id x pr dekho bhsi bhare pade itna andhbhakt nhi jitne mullabhakt hai tum 10 nam ginao 100 gina dunga
Konse duniya me ho tum don't support and spread rumors everyone are equal here in INDIA it not like other Islamic counrty like 0.09 miniority
Gande kaam karne valon ka hamesha dar ,dard jhalkta hai ...isliye sudhar jao ..or padna shuru karo...kuch bano life mein ,tab kisi se darne ki jarurat nahin...idhar udhar dimag lagaoge toh hamesha daroge
@@boideshi25ohh seriously? Pak.ke.hindu ki koi.ese. standup comedy video.dikha.de jo.pak.main rehke ese bol rha ho ! Hai kya koi ?
Goosebumps!!
Mazak mazak me bhi Bhaijaan Maqsad nahi bhula hai😊
Moot pine wale ko aisa lagta hai
@@reactionislamicvideos2258 tmc
@@reactionislamicvideos2258Muhammad ne bhi moot peene ko bola hai oont ka😂
Bhaijaan Maqsad jesa kuch hota to aap aab tak zinda nahi hote 😂😂😂
@@NONAME25Eleven198eightMumseeZinda to hum 800 saal ladke bhi rahe the to ab bhi rahenge aise hi nahi sanatan naam rakha hai.
Right wing hindu : hindu khatre me hai
Right wing muslim : Musalman khatre me hai
Left wing : democracy khatre me hai
Reality : Election arahe hai Kursi khatre me hai 😂
In reality Yaha har insaan khatre main, jitni khasta halat hamare aaspaas ho rakhi h, jitne avoidable accident ho rahe hain daily aur wo to religion bhi ni dekhte... 😪
Ab to bahar nikalne bhi dar lagta hai
To see the reality, you have to study the demography of refugees, not political parties.
Welcome back brother. Nice 1. Respect and love from Lahore, Pakistan.
Logon ko hasaane ke liye kuchh bhi ??? Mohammad muslim wali line bilkul b achchi nahi thi ... respect our prophet...
Exactly 💯
Sahi baat hai khd apne hi mazhab ka mazak udana 😢😢
Respect😂😂
Idhr Adam seeker tumhare prophet ki le raha h😂
Aap Joke samjhe nahi, vo ye keh raha tha ki itna Muslim Sounding name hai ki Agar Shiv sena, Vhp, Rss ke dalle muslims ko dhundh ke marne ayenge to Uske Bachne ka koi Chance hee nhi hai.
Kafi logo ka naam Muslim hota hai aur Mohammad to har Musalman apne naam se pehle laga sakta hai...
Lol he is so underrated 😂😂 that allah hu akbar joke is way too funny 😂😂😂
Love from north east
Delhi
tune abhi bataya to maine dhyan se dekha tera naam. nhi to mai bhi aaj nishant hi smjh rha tha
Silence for those jinko lagta hai yeh comedy hai magr banda na mazak mazak mai reality bayan krdi 😢
Agar yeh reality hai to agale 10 saal peacefulls log jains ke jitne honge.
To bhai waha chale Jaa jaha tujhe safe lagta hai
Kion be India ko safe bana@@alok_mishra2526
Sar tan se juda reality nai hai par ye faltu ka victim card ki BJP Muslim ko maar raha hai zaroor hai..
Abe kuch reality nhi h..Bs victim card h mentality krte haii..jab tk minority me h
Baki jageh gandh machate rhte h
You have a long way to go! keep up the good work.
Ya we the Muslims are real victim in this so called secular country.
Awww ...bacha...tum log toh kuch karte hi nahin ho...ISIS mein toh hindu log jude hue hain na...
That's not true bruhh
Sahi bola.. koi week nhi jata katl-o-garat bas news me nhi ata
Ha bhai shi bola chlo ab nikal jao desh se aur apna khilafat banalo
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Funny but sad reality.. i guess we people need to recite the pledge regularly n remind everyone that "all Indians are my brothers and sisters"!!
Lekin bhaijaan ke ummah ko samjado yehi baat.
@@gauravvadaliya4445 oh please there are bad people everywhere u can't just blame the whole community man seriously, try to see from our point of view as well.. why so much hate?!!
@@Dollarsh31959 lakh square km area muzhub ke nam pr kha gye waqf act , terror duniya bhar ke lafde faila hua hai
Didi ko relation bnana hai 😅
@@Skgeneralinfo kitna zeher bhara hai kaha se aaya..bhaiyyaji??!!
Wah kafir wah vo tujhe insan tk nhi mnte tu all brothers & sister khel rha h.... school Wale smjh se aage badho
Zabardast 🎉❤
Let them crying who thinks bjp leaders is their God 😂
Yes it's a pressure but u r absolutely doing good
Dark, subtle an hilarious af 😂❤
*and
Bhai your jokes are awesome 😂😂
Muslims are cute in real life 😂
We are best, If you want to Know about Muslim so just Know about our Prophet Muhammad (saw)
Excellent set 🎉🎉🎉
Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 253
Abu Hurayra reported that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, "Do not laugh a lot. Much laughter kills the heart."😂😂
Ae bhaisaab hadees ka baat idhar se udhar mat kariye nhi to bahut paap padega
ye konsa book hain khud nhi jnta hoga
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BTW SEARCH ABOUT DEATH BY LAUGHTING .. ITS A REAL THING
@@zehrasaleem4858 He did say death. He said it deadens the heart.
Science says ❌🤡👞
Like saying exercise is bad for the heart ❤️🙃
This never gets old...👍
Aur bhai ne jo jokes kiye h Oo reality ho chuke h, Muslim k gharo ko toda ja rha, court ka to jroort nhi rha ab, Hindutva group Muslims ko mar ke free ghum rhe h, masjid-majaro ko target Kiya ja rha....aur ye target sirf Hindutva organisation hi nhi, Gov aur unke schemes/laws v kar rhe h
Sarfaroshi ki tammanna toh dil mai hai bhai jaan ❤😂
Loved it brother ❤
BTW myself Sk Abul Kalam Azad 😅
Scope hai kuch dange me bachne ka
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amazing satire and content. Pen reference was spot on. If you know you know.
Very funny and sensible jokes 😂😂🔥🔥 well performed 👌👍😃🤣😜😜😜 bahut acha kar rahe ho waiting to see such more act ❤❤
Movie badi details main dekhi hai bhai ... Ya angel socha hi nahi ham ne 😂😂
Sahi bola bhai. Isliye we need comedian who comes from diverse background. Bhai ka Pakistan-Bangladesh joke (different video) sune ke mein bhi yahi socha.
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Keep improving.. Great Star you will be one day
Ye video pata nehi kitniiii baar dekh liya meine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Subtle and consistent comedy ❤
Very hilarious brother. Keep us posted .😅
As I am watching this video you have exactly 786 likes, it's approved you will make it.
Badhiya tha guru 😅
Bhai side mai Vote for BJP add aa rha hai....
Tension nahi
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Muslim ke hisab se muslim kbhi glt ho hi nhi skta
Hindu ke hisab se bus muslim hi Galat hai
@@Shoaib7778har jagah ek hi religion ke terrori$t hain....
@@abhi.ku2432RSS IS the world's biggest terrorist organisation....iwho is first terrorist of India
NATHURAM
REALITY SUCK
@@abhi.ku2432how can you say so?? Are all Hindus pure as Milk? No crime is done by Hindus ever ? While not supporting terrorist but to set narrative for Community is wrong...uss logic se saare hindu baba ram Rahim jaise hai??? And many more such example
@@abhi.ku2432 nasha kam kia karo
Amazing. Sahi kar rha. Rukna mat.
Isse jyada pressure aaj kal secular logo pe hai .. 😂
Hahaha!.. killed it bhaai 😅❤️
That was epic " mamta banerjee mujhse jyada musalman hai kuch seekho usse " 😂😂
excellent work bhaiyaa❤❤
Love from Goa ❤❤❤
Love from Kerela
Bhai Kolkata me ake ekbar mamata ke bare me kuch bol toh manu
Bhai main Kolkata ka hi hu. Sab material wahi banaya hai.
@@NishatEqbalBro you have said nothing against tmc govt.you have just praised tmc in another way.if tmc govt is so liberal to the other religions so why would any one get arrested for meme or cartoon sharing.tmc govt has never taken any action against any wrong donig of Muslims while in the other hand they are continuosly doing deregetory remarks on Hindus.if you were unbiased then you would throw light on this😏. Standup কমেডির আড়ালে নিজেদের প্রচার চালানোর পদ্ধতিটা ভালই নিয়েছ ভাই 😊
Uski path jayega agar Mamata and tmc k bade me kuch bol diya to
@@NishatEqbaljoke about tmc and mamta? 💀
Bhai ne kuch bhi to bura nahi kaha....😮😮😮😮
Best way to use sublimation mechanism. 👍👍
Instead of laughing i was corelating the things. 😞
As Salam walekum Meri pyari appa Allah aapki izzat ki hifazat kare kafiron se 😢
Really good bro
Reality in india.....n minority safe in jndia....most radicalized siciety...7 sisterly northeastern states along with Kashmir and khalistan be liberated from hindu hegemony n torture, oppression...... sino pak stands with you
..
Bahut shandaar
great set bhai😂😂😂😂😂 kya consistency maintain kari hai throughout😂 woh jo per pakadne wala joke toh ekdum relate karr gayaaa😂 all the best bhai. I hope aap zinda rahe jab thaak aap chaaho😂
Mujhe bhi wo wala joke achha laga. 😂😂😂😂.
Luv ur jokes about mb and m
Brilliant stuff man, too good!
100 % relatable 😂😂
Par bhai tere naam to Aman h 😅😂
Nishat bhai 😂 badhiya
Watching this after "Ashraf Ali" Train incident coz it Popped up on my Feed and really laughed so hard on Andhbhakt's comments calling it "Propaganda and Victim Card" coz the situation is completely opposite 🤣🤣🤣
Bhai bjp aur hinduism ki insult karke munnavar faruqi star ban gaya, tu bhi karle sahi strategy he.
Muslim card khel khel kar Hukumat ban liye, yeh log BJP karke star ban gaye toh tum bura maan rahe ho....
Toh uss time 95% audience Hindus the ..unhone ne kyu nhi Toka?
@@doremoninhindi2852 kayar he saare isliye.
Good Job! there is comedy with sarcasm & reality check 👍
Most Muslims people are very generous & hard working..
Only 10 % maybe hardcore .maybe because of poverty ..I am a catholic...I can get well with any caste
Haste hue Haqeeqat bata di, reality
Heavy type ka mauj!
Audience was not reacting as they should have! The audience laughter gives an extra edge to the set.
I found the set excellent. The end was superb.❤🎉
Acha ji... to ab se aap saare shows m jana Bhaiya k & give the reaction 🙏👍
You're right. Astute observation.
Bhaai mast hai kyaa baat 🔥️🔥️🔥
This has been very hilarious...
mamta banerjee wala.was crazy man...❤
Liked and Subscribed ❤😂
Whatever the genre, a Muslim character is always in a horror movie. 😂😂😂😂😂 Great line! 👍👍👍👍👍
Victim card.... Nah bro is funny as fuck... Tu safe hai bro
Exactly
Tu vote par Santra ko dena not for employment or infrastructure or development but sheer Muslims hate Mazza aayega bro .
Saad Shaikh brought me here 😂😂😂
Bhai ne sabke samne hag Diya...maja Nehi aaya
It isn't happening in chennai either
Superb bro❤
Mazaa aaya gya
Jbrdst ❤❤❤
Loved it!
Full maje
2:20 too dark.... Indians are laughing.. Though
Darna nhi h bhai😂😂
Madarasa ko school nahi bolte.😅
Ye sahi tha guru 😂
Shaakha boltey
Aaj kal school RSS shaaka ko bolte hai...
Pen is a short form that quote. 😂
Bhai ne victim card se set hi bna diya😂
80 CR ho ke hindu khatre me hai
To victim card 🥱 koun khel raha hai
Hum pathar nahi phekte dange chalu nahi karte aur love jihad nahi karte@@sshk1653
@@sshk1653toh victim hum hi hai un sab ke jo upar bola hai
@@sshk1653 kon bola khatre me hai, mai bola ki tum bhi kaha khatre me ho fir bhi RR krte reahte ko.
@@sahilvishwakarma3640 🌚 bilkul
I am also from Calcutta-Kolkata...Palm Avenue
Victim card ultra pro Max
I was trying to find the ocean, but I found the PEARL❤
Brilliant 😊
Bhai can you make a few jokes about your kom too? Shivasena ki jagah Owasi, SIMI... HIndu's make fun of Hindus... Can you do the same? I got one for... tell the audience to laugh nahi to sar tan se juda...
I've wish muslim friends on Eid. I stopped after no reciprocation for 15 years.
Its ok. Your religion is polytheistic so you have no contradiction in your religious beliefs when you wish a muslim on eid.
But muslims are monotheistic. Which means their religious faith ends when they recognize any deity besides Allah. Thats why becuase of this reason a muslim cant wish on those festivals which their non-muslim friends celebrate to honor their gods, like diwali etc or even christmas coz if a muslim wish someone a festival which is is being on for honoring a diety besides Allah, it would mean he is agreeing that this another diety is also a deity n so he wont remain a muslim anymore.
@@florad629and should we? From a moral pov, when you're not being reciprocated, it's better to stop it. That's why we've decided to not distribute food and surplus from bhandara to Muslim houses since it'll disturb their religiousness
@@sajalsaxena-c5h what is bhandara? If its some parsad type thing which has religious association or gods/goddesses associstion then you should not give it to a muslim. Eating that things are haraam on a muslim. And thats the definition of harram meat as well (any animal slaughtered upon whose some other's name or no name is taken except Allah's) , in the same way if its a vegetarian food but association to some deity will make it harram on a muslim.
N yes you are right if you dont want to only greet one way and stop in response. Thats ok and makes sense. Muslims will be there to wish you on your birthdays or anniversaries or new years n other celebrations but cant be there to wish for festivals in which any god is being celebrated when the whole doctrine of islam is standing upon denial of any other god except Allah. That would be so morally n rationally wrong.
@@florad629 societies hold bhandara after major religious festivals so people can chill and relax a bit
@@sajalsaxena-c5h ok No idea.
Ex muslim sahil ne ek baat boli thi: muslim chahe kisi bhi profession me ho, victim card aur jihad nahi chhod sakta. You prove they're right.
Sahi bol gaye
Victim card seriously 😳
Nazar ghooma kr dekho har jagah muslim ke sath nainsafi ho rhi h
Bade se bade muslim log safe nhi h aam log ki baat hi hata do
Aaye din kisi muslim ko mar dete ho
Unke sath mob lynching kr dete ho
Beef ke shak me use mar dete ho but tumhari itni himmat nhi h jis sarkar ko tum votes krte ho woh khud beef exporters se millions of dollars leti h but ek aam muslim ne kha li beef toh use mar dete ho
Tumhare log din raat muslim ko gali dete h tum masjid k samne aa kr mujra krte ho aur phir victim card khelte ho ki muslim ne mara bahut
#bhagwaterrorism sikhlo fake ex Muslims sahil aka sab Santro ka baap
It's quite funny majority hoke bhi tum log kaise katre mai ho ??? Yeh kaunsa invisible victim card hai ??? Muslims kO lynch karo tum ! Jaan se maaro tum ! Fir hindu katre mai hai bolke roo tum wah!
Doglepan ki bhi limit hoti hai .
Tum log 80% hoker khel rahey ho Victim card...
This is the reality of today
Excellent work and great comedy