Muslim Jokes | Stand Up Comedy by Nishat Eqbal

Zinda Rehna Hai Bhai is my attempt to do some jokes on being Muslim in India. It is about my experiences about my name, Muslim characters in Bollywood, Mamata Banerjee. Comment youtr favourite joke of the video :)
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Credits:
Sound Mixing and Video Editing:
The Arya Brothers
Shot and recorded by The Habitat
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
To know more about such live shows: / indiehabitat
Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team:
Yash Rajiv Barse: / yashrajivbarse
The Habitat Video Team:
Vivian Castelino: / vvn_castelino
Aaditi Hirani:
/ aaditihirani
Harsh Shah:
/ ysoharsh
Special Thanks:
Kainat Sarfaraz, Ishaque Eqbal, Brijesh Jha, Rajat Sood, Md Suhel, Masoom Rajwani, Saad Sheikh, Ameya Deshpande, Chaitanya Tamhane, Hussain Haidry, Sumendra Singh and the entire Kolkata Comedy Scene.
#NishatEqbal #standupcomedy #ZindaRehnaHaiBhai

[@achaljoshi402]

,04:0., I remember...way back in 1990s...... being a local Brahmin i took care of my Muslim bestie classmate during fasting...and then for Eid....travelled with my him for Eid to his family home. His mother gifted me a shirt-fabric as gift and I instintively touched her feet.....poor lady, she was SHOCKED 😂 but all settled down....
I wore shirt from that cloth for my wedding years later ❤❤

[@anuragmahawar9289]

Lovely story😊😊😊😊

[@mdmassumahmedchoudhury7802]

❤️🇮🇳❤️

[@burningheart007]

Great bhai❤❤ #incredibleindia #respect

[@shaikh6231]

This was the real India.

[@MrUnknown-eq8rh]

Why don't you explain how cruel Eid festival is

[@user-vo5ed7ey2o]

Muslim Bharat me danger me hote to unki population 24 crore ki na hoti,and being a Hindu we love Muslims the same way they love us.

[@buntykhan13]

2011 Ke Baad Census Nahi hoa 221 se Due hai tujhe kaise pata Laga It's 24 crore?

[@user-vo5ed7ey2o]

@@buntykhan13 Han Bhai janta hoon 24 cr se jyada he,mene Kam likh dia.

[@quantika7007]

We are safe here yaar

[@kenilpatel4315]

Muslim are safe in India as long as they don't critize modi and BJP,,,, u think that's safety is safety

[@khurshidalam-ui1pl]

तुम लोग 100 करोड़ हो कर हिन्दू खतरे मे है ये बोलते हो , तब देखजाये तो मुसलिम तो खतरे मे actually है 😅 पर डरता किसीके बाप से नहीं

[@BalrajGhai]

Favourite line - "Quote likha tha - Pen is mightier than the sword, main attention pay nahi kar raha tha, Phir teacher ne pen phenk ke maara"

[@parashar4690]

absolute gold.. Such a BALANCED comedy style, even tiptoing troubling topics with finesse.. Keep it up..

[@please9053]

Sarfaroshi Ki Tamanna Dil Mai Toh Hai Bhai....❤😂

[@keshavkunwar5878]

मकसद Nhi भूलना - Nissant Thakur😂

[@mohammadfaraz664]

Tum Bina maqsad ke ajate ho kya life hai wo insaan ko maqsad hona chahiye life tum qom hi b ker

[@quiteintresting1916]

Victim card.... Nah bro is funny as fuck... Tu safe hai bro

[@anuragmahawar9289]

Exactly

[@RajatSood]

ZNMD mein Baap hi alag nikal gaya hai!!!😂😂😂

[@MohdAsif-by2gj]

Oye bhai Bhai 😎😎😎❤❤❤ insallah aapse milenge jaroor ek din azamgarh aap aaaye the mill na paya😃

[@MohdAsif-by2gj]

Bhai aaap ekk dmm real comedy krte ho Jo aap feel krte vhi pesh krte 😂😂 aaap to jabrdsti feelings late ho fir shayri banate😂😂 move nhi hone ka😂

[@ShamshersSingh]

​@@MohdAsif-by2gj
Just because some comedy..
Propagate ur far leftist islaamist communist propaganda narrative...it's doesn't means it's true...
Reality alag h malum h Sar tan se jhooda

[@amarnath8952]

What a scarasm! I wish such chances our Hindu brothers of pak & Bangladesh would get their countrbut can it be there?

[@callme_s.saurav]

tune abhi bataya to maine dhyan se dekha tera naam. nhi to mai bhi aaj nishant hi smjh rha tha

[@cskhanshan]

Silence for those jinko lagta hai yeh comedy hai magr banda na mazak mazak mai reality bayan krdi 😢

[@sandipsawant3]

Agar yeh reality hai to agale 10 saal peacefulls log jains ke jitne honge.

[@alok_mishra2526]

To bhai waha chale Jaa jaha tujhe safe lagta hai

[@SamiulIslam-mx2dl]

Kion be India ko safe bana​@@alok_mishra2526

[@aaryaveersingh3113]

Sar tan se juda reality nai hai par ye faltu ka victim card ki BJP Muslim ko maar raha hai zaroor hai..

[@amarkumar-cc4kg]

Abe kuch reality nhi h..Bs victim card h mentality krte haii..jab tk minority me h
Baki jageh gandh machate rhte h

[@shyamJhalani]

You have a long way to go! keep up the good work.

[@mdshafqatullah4996]

Bhai full video kahan milega😂😂😂😂

[@gajendersing7600]

bhai nishat iqbal kis duniya main ji rha hai Dhruv rathee,akash benarjee, kunal kamra,swara bhaskar, aur bhi unlimited hai yar tum kab tak minorities musalman ke naam par jeete rahoge ...??

[@yorktyke]

It isn't happening in chennai either

[@officialbrijeshjha]

Goosebumps!!

[@natasharastogi5381]

Excellent set 🎉🎉🎉

[@kiranwadwalkar44]

Mazak mazak me bhi Bhaijaan Maqsad nahi bhula hai😊

[@praveengoswami1598]

Very hilarious brother. Keep us posted .😅

[@jatinlohani]

मुस्लिम हमेशा विक्टिम कार्ड खेलेगा चाहे कॉमेडेयन हो या इंजीनियर हो एडवोकेट हो अमीर हो गरीब या चाहै उपराष्ट्रपति हो

[@syedsaif500]

To mere bhai or kisi layak chhora nhi na😅

[@jaipurclub2030]

सीधा प्रधान मंत्री मुसलमानों के ख़िलाफ़ बोल रहा है तो क्या करे मुसलमान

[@a_ahmad.25]

Tumsabse bada ghaleez ghinona community koi nahi hai duniya me😂

[@dsap.]

Lolz... Hindu majority mein rehke victim card khel rahe hai.. khatre mein hai.. 😅😂 to Muslims ka to banta hai!

[@Rizwanshaikh-dd3xo]

​@@dsap.Bhari lala❤

[@dharmikgamerz4856]

Loved it brother ❤
BTW myself Sk Abul Kalam Azad 😅
Scope hai kuch dange me bachne ka

[@anuragmahawar9289]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaiz386]

And it's LIVE!!!

[@vinit.khandelwal]

Alive

[@anuragmahawar9289]

​@@vinit.khandelwal😂😂😂😂😂

[@rohanupadeo]

Brilliant stuff man, too good!

[@kshafqat]

Sarfaroshi ki tammanna toh dil mai hai bhai jaan ❤😂

[@d.s3643]

Movie badi details main dekhi hai bhai ... Ya angel socha hi nahi ham ne 😂😂

[@anuragmahawar9289]

Sahi bola bhai. Isliye we need comedian who comes from diverse background. Bhai ka Pakistan-Bangladesh joke (different video) sune ke mein bhi yahi socha.

[@anshukumarsingh95]

Badhiya tha guru 😅

[@RishuPandit756]

That was epic " mamta banerjee mujhse jyada musalman hai kuch seekho usse " 😂😂

[@keshvan3]

Love from Goa ❤❤❤

[@1982masood]

Bhai side mai Vote for BJP add aa rha hai....
Tension nahi

[@anuragmahawar9289]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@salikahmad662]

Loved it!

[@sumeetsingh7922]

As I am watching this video you have exactly 786 likes, it's approved you will make it.

[@ishaqueeqbal6442]

Heavy type ka mauj!

[@shaikhaamiraliakbar3434]

Welcome back brother. Nice 1. Respect and love from Lahore, Pakistan.

[@IfhamSadique]

excellent work bhaiyaa❤❤

[@TheAmeyadeshpande]

Love from north east
Delhi

[@wrishabhdubey9575]

Hahaha!.. killed it bhaai 😅❤️

[@zitbey]

Subtle and consistent comedy ❤

[@VishalJoshi-mn2mp]

Bahut shandaar

[@ParvezHassan]

Really good bro

[@fatmahena3069]

Superb bro❤

[@karanajmani3832]

Brilliant 😊

[@slimshade1993]

Saad Shaikh brought me here 😂😂😂

[@Souless03.]

Bhai your jokes are awesome 😂😂

[@RitabrataDass]

Love from Kerela

[@Riider2050]

Liked and Subscribed ❤😂

[@armanmusharraf9243]

Dark, subtle an hilarious af 😂❤

[@armanmusharraf9243]

*and

[@moinqadri9237]

Bhaai mast hai kyaa baat 🔥️🔥️🔥

[@pavlikam]

Full maje

[@kirtigiri6765]

👌👌👌👌Very Nice.

[@manmeetsingh837]

Yes it's a pressure but u r absolutely doing good

[@amankumar-it9ot]

Amazing. Sahi kar rha. Rukna mat.

[@jinx5751]

Keep improving.. Great Star you will be one day

[@user-rl2tk8lw7k]

Darna nhi h bhai😂😂

[@Ram_bhakt10854]

Victim card ultra pro max 😂

[@sameer_alvi0786]

Nishat bhai 😂 badhiya

[@shridevaaa]

great set bhai😂😂😂😂😂 kya consistency maintain kari hai throughout😂 woh jo per pakadne wala joke toh ekdum relate karr gayaaa😂 all the best bhai. I hope aap zinda rahe jab thaak aap chaaho😂

[@anuragmahawar9289]

Mujhe bhi wo wala joke achha laga. 😂😂😂😂.

[@sammisalmani6057]

Bhiyaaa....😂 kya bawal machae ho aap..🤣🤣🤣🙌🏻👍🏻👏🏻

[@ProfAVanHelsing]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@edmo8912]

I loved this set ❤😂

[@tooboringchild]

good one

[@Xposer202]

Bhai bade dino baad nazar aaye?

[@asadjkhan6936]

Mazaa aaya gya
Jbrdst ❤❤❤

[@officialbrijeshjha]

Wooooo

[@manmeetsingh837]

Luv ur jokes about mb and m

[@PandaTheAB]

Hilarious tight set 😂

[@anuragmahawar9289]

Whatever the genre, a Muslim character is always in a horror movie. 😂😂😂😂😂 Great line! 👍👍👍👍👍

[@sumermore900]

Bahuuttt funny

[@16kursubhrakantdash13]

Bhai ne sabke samne hag Diya...maja Nehi aaya

[@firdosabashir3489]

Best way to use sublimation mechanism. 👍👍
Instead of laughing i was corelating the things. 😞

[@user-ce5mo9ek5s]

As Salam walekum Meri pyari appa Allah aapki izzat ki hifazat kare kafiron se 😢

[@nabibabulu7038]

Last line epic...😂

[@shaggy75]

mamta banerjee wala.was crazy man...❤

[@iamsajidanwar]

Bhai Maza aa gaya

[@KundanCool4U]

Hindus decreased by 8% n muslim increased by 43% in last 7 decades. But he has same problem modi phobia
What is happening with hindu in
Kerala , Tamil Nadu, w.benbal, jharkhand, Telangana everyone knows

[@MuhammadIqbalBhigji]

In South India all Hindus live nicely with Muslims...there also u have a problem😂...waah nafrati chintu waah😂.

[@indiangirl727]

​@@MuhammadIqbalBhigjiwo apko lagta hain unki problems apko nehi dilhegi. Chahe Kuch bhi ho apne community ke wafadar ho aap apke lia hum Hindu kide makode jitna hi hain.

[@MuhammadIqbalBhigji]

@@indiangirl727 Kisne kaha aapko ke ham Hindu se nafrat karte hain...Oh whatsapp University aur BJP ne...Ham Hindu ke khilaaf nahi...mere bhi dost hindu hain air ham ek dusre ki izzat karte hain...Ham Hindus ke khilaaf nahi...ham Nafrati hinus aur hindutva ki idealogies ke khilaaf hain.

[@indiangirl727]

@@MuhammadIqbalBhigji bhai same Hume bhi Muslims se problem nehi hain but jihadi terrorist mansikta se problem hain. Mere bhi Muslim friends hain mere padosi hain. Hum Sath pale bade hain par bura maat maniye nafrat ki suruwat aploko se Jada Hoti hain kyun ki hum to WhatsApp se sikhte hain fir bhi apke to madrasa hain khule aam nafrat sikhaya jata hain. Aplok Kabhi love jihad ke against kyun nehi bolte? Aur terrorists wo ke antim sanskar Muslim riwaz se kyun Karte ho mana karo Agar wo Islam ke hisab se galat hain to unko Muslim mante kyun ho? Bharat ke Hindu Agar apse nafrat Karte apka 43% population growth nehi hota. Jhoot aur victim card ki limit bhi Hoti hain

[@indiangirl727]

@@MuhammadIqbalBhigji nehi bhai bjp aur WhatsApp university to India se Bahar nehi hain fir Pakistan aur Bangladesh mein Hindu wo ke Sath itna bura kaise hota hain population Kam ho ho ke khatam ho rahi. Aur aplok yeha 43% growth rate se badhte ja rahe. Nehi likha apke book mein disbelievers ko maro Murti puja karne walo ko maro?

[@TheRightSideOfHistory]

Love love love.

[@warishairum699]

Khelaa hobe....... 🏀

[@agranee2005]

Soooo 🤌❤️‍🔥🔥

[@mianusmanarshad]

Kamal....

[@zedbarb265]

👍

[@sohailshaikh4716]

We are still here.

[@sarwatsafia8832]

Bitter reality zabadast sarcasm

[@mamtat7206]

Awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍🙏💪✊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I hear you

[@sahilvishwakarma3640]

Bhai ne victim card se set hi bna diya😂

[@sshk1653]

80 CR ho ke hindu khatre me hai
To victim card 🥱 koun khel raha hai

[@Jai_.Mahakal]

Hum pathar nahi phekte dange chalu nahi karte aur love jihad nahi karte​@@sshk1653

[@Jai_.Mahakal]

​@@sshk1653toh victim hum hi hai un sab ke jo upar bola hai

[@sahilvishwakarma3640]

@@sshk1653 kon bola khatre me hai, mai bola ki tum bhi kaha khatre me ho fir bhi RR krte reahte ko.

[@sshk1653]

@@sahilvishwakarma3640 🌚 bilkul

[@BhanulalAgrahari]

Bhai apka aawaj halka Rocky kgf Wale ke jais aha 😂

[@MBabul950]

Mazak sahi you speaks reality

[@deshmeena-qv3sd]

Sol,grt and vet

[@adityathakur3748]

Bhai aapke video se pehle BJP ka ad aagya modi sarkar ka.
Any way good video bro 😂

[@anuragmahawar9289]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@abhoyeeeeeee]

😂😂😂

[@crewfaze098]

a pen is mightier then a sword

[@TripleSchezwan]

😂😂😂😂

[@backpackersanju]

6:04 ye badiya tha 😂

[@rp5441]

Mian tumhara arrival aaj ho gaya hai ❤❤

[@pritamnaskar8336]

Bhai Kolkata me ake ekbar mamata ke bare me kuch bol toh manu

[@NishatEqbal]

Bhai main Kolkata ka hi hu. Sab material wahi banaya hai.

[@samratsarkar1257]

​​@@NishatEqbalBro you have said nothing against tmc govt.you have just praised tmc in another way.if tmc govt is so liberal to the other religions so why would any one get arrested for meme or cartoon sharing.tmc govt has never taken any action against any wrong donig of Muslims while in the other hand they are continuosly doing deregetory remarks on Hindus.if you were unbiased then you would throw light on this😏. Standup কমেডির আড়ালে নিজেদের প্রচার চালানোর পদ্ধতিটা ভালই নিয়েছ ভাই 😊

[@swagatosaha632]

Love from kolkata

[@soumyajeetchakrabarty6872]

This has been very hilarious...

[@ansarijisan1413]

Bhai video continue rakho 😢

[@NishatEqbal]

Bilkul bhai. Aate rahenge ab.

[@mianusmanarshad]

Bhai you are 👍

[@YoSpongebob]

4:25 factual. Hamesha bad he krte.

[@abhijitsayinghello]

Aisa nahi hain yaar we are human

[@rohitsings666]

Bhai Irony is the before the video starts there's an ad to vote for BJP and after half the video is done bol rahe hai haath ko vote dedo.

[@MdSarfaraz-gp6sl]

Sahi kaha bhai ne 😂😂😂