Raw Agent in Pakistan - Stand Up Comedy By Mohit Morani
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- We all love Spy Movies because they bring so much thrill and Action on screen but There was a time these movies were repetitive and This is my rant on Bollywood Spy movies.
I hope you enjoy the video.
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Bollywood has really insulted all Raw agents, who are the real heroes. Who must have saved us so many times. We can't count.
Atleast if they ever watch that sh!t they'd get a good laugh😅
They are movies man. Now is Bond taking a piss out of MI6? It is a movie. Get over it.
@@kingofdaring it's not just movies but agendas to whitewash pisslamic image
Then you go and make movie and make raw agents proud
But Criticising is the easiest thing you can do
@@ishwardevi134 chamchawood
I remember what ex-raw chief Vikram Sood said in Ani Podcast that Indian Spy movies are just comedy movies.. 😂😂
True
that is his move 😈
True. He recommended to watch bridge of spies as well.
@@spiritofearth The courier, is also another great film
then comes Unknown men under Ajit Doval
Disclaimer: No "Ek tha tiger, phantom, war, pathan, tiger zinda hai" Was hurt in this scene
You forgot D-Day
The way he destroyed spy universe 😂😂😂
Destroyed Bollywood spy world
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@@gtuiolghol-vv3sc spotted finally!! mere ghr pe ek bnda tha hmare washroom saaf krta tha blkul teri trah dikhta tha 👍👍Shakal dekho apni mirror main tu comment kr kyse skta hai 😂😂😂
Someone should actually make a spoof on this script...would be hilarious😆
Absolutely 🎉❤
But that video would be takendown
Tsp have made it
This fellow comes with script on so much variety of subject.Very amazing!
😂😂
This is chat gpt/bard reply you bot
Khuraam was one of the best characters made by u till now absolutely loved it
🙏🏻🙏🏻
I agree 😉
I think khurram
Khurram here 😂
As a RA&W Agent I approve this message
Chutiya ho tum aur vo bhi jinhone 18 likes diye h
Counter terrorism ya watch pr ho
he is criminally underrated
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@@mohitmoraniunderrated hi sahi he , time to time video upload hote rhenge😂
No
Share karo naa fir😂😂
Munwwar is criminally overrated
This is classic insult to Bollywood!! This is impeccable!! Outstanding!!
this should be the script for that movie. brilliant work and absolutely hilarious 😂
Bro iya real movie ka script hey...Katrina or Saif tha
you find it funny?hilarious?
@@RISUPANDEY it's all about sarcasm
@@kelano728 it is Stand up comedy and you are suppose to make you viewer laugh which he failed to do so
@@RISUPANDEY bro they laugh... actually
😂😂😂 actual former R.A.W chief Sood also roasted really good about spy universe of bollywood .
paanch foot ka gitta hai
ek repad me maar dunga isko mai
pilpila sa aadmi hai iski sabzi bana lenge
was my favourite line 😂🤣😂🤣
Mine too. Or dawood ko bhi sath me lapet leta. Bro my mother was looking at me. I was laughing so loud.
@@Vk-sk7nm yeah the line is just too 😂
bro just literally told phantom movie story from parallel universe 😂😂😂😂
Khurram deserves a separate movie now😂
Og as always sir 🫡, its really sad for the entertainment industry of our country, with sucha huge population and creators we're still lagging in experimental cinema,im glad that our kannada industry is trying something new 😚
South Indian atleast they cast imperfect people, that's good.. bollywood movies dekh ka inferiority complex ho jayega
Oo man Plzz dont say about kannada industry😂..a man fighting with 100 people.. A man ia shooting politicians with ak47 in Indian parliament. Wtf.. An dIndian audience make these movies 1000 crores business 😂😂.. Such a shame
@@riddhighosal do watch kantara, Kirik party, simple ag ond love story, Charlie, Garuda Gamana
@@riddhighosalyeah I can't relate with those movies either, but it seems to work with the masses in our country. Till the time audience does not mature there will be no change in the movies.
@@riddhighosalhe meant kantara not kgf. Bollywood has a thousand kgf's😂
This is how stand up comedy suppose to be...brilliant...your script deserve Tiger spoof movie....😂😂😂😂😂
As Raw under cover agent i can confirm this too funny😂
3million dollar ❤
Gandi macchli acchi machhli
😂😂😂@@anmolshrivastava4179
Amazing 🤩 All Indian web series are now taking women who goes and fight in Pakistan but in reality they are not coming out of Mumbai 😂
I saw Tiger 3 and damn its boring. Its funny how ISI is shown as far high tech , intelligent and elegant and indian agent is eqipped with love and emotion only. Secret Service is supposed to be secret while in movies they are running in streets and getting caught and surprisingly every one knows them and where they live. Dumb.
To be honest if real Raw agent watch bollywood spy movie, they may die with laugh instead of bullets. Unnecessary drama even not a sigle step close of Raw agent life. If you really want to know the struggle of agent, please reach out to Dobal Sir.
Man literally summarized Tiger franchise and I found it too funny.
That's how Blockbusters are made 😂
Very underrated considering the Pakistan-related cringe that usually does well in your country. Amazing content!!
-ISI agent
Jiski gaaand me lagaaa hai bhullaaa uska naam hai alaaaaa
Kashmir chahiye? Aata hai? Roti khaoge?
-Average Indian.
@@SRXM60kashmir chahiye , terrorist , insallah insallah kehna ,bhik mangna aur Har baat par India se compare karna High-profile pakistani politition aur celebrity ki soch😂😂😂
Not to mention addab and bhaijan in every nano second 😂😂
@@FahadUllahKhan-my9ze That's our generosity, or else we like to call you species as Katua, Mulla, Nede, Bhadwa e.t.c.
U are really mind blowing comedian .. hats off sir
One Ex Raw officer told if any agent fall in love with enemy agent, we will shoot him/her unless it is not a honey trap, bitter truth not like tiger/pathan
The accuracy with which you explained plot similarity, is mind-blowing 😮
Jackie Shroff doing stand-up comedy , what a surprising moment 😂😂
Tiger 3 's final script 😂
This was more interesting and engaging than the YRF's whole spy universe 😂😂😂😂
you never fail to not make me laugh👍
We r R&AW not for killing we are for research and analysis 🇮🇳 plz don't misguide people
In logoko kuch pata hi nhi
It was far better than the previous ones....❤❤❤
While watching this video- Hafeez Saeed's son has been killed by unknown gunman.
Various other terrorists in Pakistan & canada has been killed by unknown gunman
The accuracy depicted ❤
Bech diye mene hathiyar 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Epic line
Second thing i like about you is you rarely do crowdwork❤
Bridge of Spies starting Tom Hanks and directed by Steven Spielberg. It is one of the only movies which depict life of a spy with conviction!
Phantom + War + Tiger == script of his comic piece
Sir still waiting for your nearby standup show announcement (near rewa madhya pradesh)
and it feels really nice when someone famous persons like you personally replies
Wow bro you killed it 😂 outstanding performance.
Ch0du hazarat muh-me-de aisha ko pelta tha to hazrat aisa pui pui padati thi.
Can’t believe this is so hilarious 😂😂😂
Dabbe mai dabba, dabbe mai cake,
Mohit morani laakhon mai ek❤❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉
Me and one more person apparently are waiting for this at 3:13 am, 14 September 2023
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Bhai fantastic ki spelling to dahi kr le
Fantastic ki spelling theek kar ke Lund namazi btw beta baap ko chai nahi pilayega to pela bhi jayega bhoolna mat
Hi i am khurram 😂
Mein ek RAW agent ho,Bangladesh mein rehta hoon, har raat mein mission me jata hoon, par subha hote e mission khatam ho jata he
War × tiger jinda hai × special ops 😂😂
Special ops nahi phantom
Even Pakistanis don't know about Dawood & Hafiz Saeed including me, but every Indian talks about both of them. Why? Well, the story was amazing.😂
Hafiz is international terrorist
LITTERALLY EVERY OTHER BOLLYWOOD MOVIE 🤣🤣
Have seen him in noida sector 104 comedy county but couldn't recognise his name 😂😂😂 and he was gazing like pehchaan le bhai comedian hu 😂😂😂😂
As a raw agent I completely agree with him .
😂🤣😅 agar ye raw se to me NSG se 😂😂
and mein ISI se@@vaidehikaushik2332
@@vaidehikaushik2332vaidehi I love you 🥰🥰🥰
Or mai SPG me hu
I laughed my brains out.... behtareen sir...😂😂😂😂
This was hilarious man😂😂😂
"Grenade par khade ho"
Was epic 😂😂
First of all that's called R&AW pronounced R N AW. Secondly there are many agents who are working there passively to support active agents.
This is called real stand up comedy.. Not like those cheap vulgar stand up comedian
हर बार कबीर को एक ही लाइन से मोटिवेशन आती है:- हिंदुस्तान को तुम्हारी जरूरत है, नही नही तुम्हारी ही जरूरत है और रो में कोई है ही नही मा कसम😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Imagined whole movie 😂
They should make a sarcastic comedy movie with this script
Being a Pakistan, ye video shocking thi, yahan log ISI par criticism ya chota sa mazak krne se phele 100 bar sochte hain, kahin koi officer naraz na hojaye phir ghar wale hamare playcards utha kar hamare liye protest krenge aur courts, lawyers, judges ko bhi nhi pata hoga hame kahan utha kar le gaye phir apni marzi se chorenge...
India mai military rule nahi hai pur hum respect kartai hai
Koi officer kabhi civilian mamlai mai nahi padta
Thank God bharat sarkar ko atleast samajh mein toh aya yeh sab. Tabhi toh aajkal Unknown gunmen ka cases zyada chal raha hai.
Wow !!! Laughed so much man. Specially on " 5 feet ka gitta hai ". Thank you for raising standard of Indian comedy. Love you.
One of the best I've seen so far👏👏👏👏
Bro the actual RAW agents probably mostly have names like Ramesh and Suresh😂😂.
Yeah, probably those born before 90s
The best movie review...
Making jokes on people who give up their life to save us without expecting any acknowledgement and recognition is highly shameful. And the people who r laughing on this and appreciating this here are all giving their count of unpatriotic people living with holding Indian citizenship.
So excited to watch this 🎉🎉🎉
I got my JEE exams tmrw. I was really stressed. I feel better now😅. Thanks :)
bhai kesa gya 😂
@@swapnilverma332 Results ka intazaar 😅
@@anjanshetty.c sahi he maine bhi diya tha 27 shift 1 ko results ka intezaar toh hume bhi he 😎
सुरेश = सुर+ईस - देवों के ईश्वर।
Iss bande ne Abhi Abhi 2 movies dekhi hau, Ek bard of blood aur Phantom Movie dekhi hai 😂👻
Bhai koi achha sa kaam de dete mujhe paan kiii hi dukaan dere "duniya ko chuna lgane ka kaam" 😅😅😅😅
Undercover Raw agents are real life's Assassin's Creed, they're the Real Legends
I Think There Should Be No Video Make For Fun Of Army & Raw Agents... There are many TH-camrs and stand-up comedians who make fun of the Indian Army, raw agents, and Sanatan Dharma .. This is not a good thing public is also laughing... Shame on people who buy tickets for such stand-up comedians
you r right
He made fun of bollywood that makes such movies. He cleared this in the start of the video
aatankwadi be like :- gazab beizzati h 😂😂🤣🤣
I literally paused the video to calm myself down mannnnnnn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I am dead
Satakshi meri crush ka naam tha😂😂😌
As a raw agent you are under our eyes 👀
Better than most spy movies by YRF.😄
That's why i like indian stand up comedians 😂😂😂
He legit mixed d-day phantom and ek tha tiger all into one mashed up story😂😂🤣🤣
Lagta Hai "Tiger 3" ko Flop Karwa Ke Manenge
As a RAW agent I can say it is based on true events.
😂😂😂
No YRF was harmed 😂
Mohit morani ❤✨
First time I heard this guy and WOW!!!
Bhai ne #Phantom movie ki puri script pel di? 😂
The laughing sound of girl from the audience, kaafi sweet hai yar 👀
He holds the audience to the last, u can’t miss any of it
0:37😂😂 epic line
Bhai I laughed for 10 mins straight😭😭😭
Bhai aap jaise comedians Bahut kam hai Hmaare desh me…. ❤
Love you dada❤❤❤❤
Your content just make me so happy ❤
Thank you Dada
Khurram saree ki dukan pe maksad bhool skta h bhai , paan ki dukaan pe nahi😂😂😂
Bhai kya baat yaar excellent. Maja agaya boss
Puri phantom movie ki story bata di😂
Thanks for discribing thesse feelings from our side thats what we are trying to explain bollywood.. love from pak
😅 as a raw Agent like khurram in Pakistan for 25 years
Mere ko dhi daud or hafije ho marne nahi dera he kyu ji joya bolrahi ye me handsome 😢nahi hum🤭😍😂😂
What A coincidence kal hi Hafiz ke bete ko mara raw ne 😂😂😂😂
3:01 wha burka hota hai bhai 😂😂😂
Na Pakistan me jyadatar aurate sakwar pehenti hai burkha nahi ye tk india ke musalmano me hi pata ni kya mirchi hai
Bollywood really did kachra movies like pathaan, Tiger series. 😂😂
I'm from Pakistan n i loved it