you can always tell when he's scared playing a game, he just babbles nonsense...more than usual. "Is this a body? is this a body? I guess it's a body. I don't know"
Phil is like that with any game that is “weird” or surreal. He’s just one of those people who can’t process it and appreciate that kind of art. He’s such a non-imaginative, literal person. I mean, look at his recent “marathon” where he watched all of those old commercials. He had to pause every single commercial and break it down logically and explain why it made no sense. It’s funny how he tries to act overly logical, but lives his entire life in the exact opposite way. Remember that this is the guy who made Cup of Noodles Ramen with hot water from a Keurig coffee maker, and then proceeded to try to eat said noodles with a spoon, and then commented on the noodles’ “conjexture”… he’s such a brain dead caveman. Anyways, the only thing his brain can come up with during games like this is, “Huh? What’s that? That’s weird, dood! That’s so weird! Look how weird that is!” Over and over and over and over again…
The only thing his pig-fat brain can even register as a 'fear' is the low amount of tips he was getting playing this. He's better at pretending he doesn't hate/loathe playing a game the more money he gets.
Watching other streamers play this game and then watching DSP play is two totally different experiences. Instead of DSP making the best out of the experience he just complains, looks, stupid, makes moronic comments, looks for tips, adds nothing entertaining to the viewing audience. the only value is laughing at him.
It's painfully obvious how much Phil hates videogames and his small audience. It's okay Phil, many of us grow up and move onto different things. Time to hang it up.
It took chat telling dsp what to do down to the T to get him past that boss. Also it kinda looks like a lot of the chat likes being passive aggressive against dsp, even the members.
"The games not even good..."... Says the guy whose never legitimately had an opinion of his own, smh. That's the same way little kids talk about horror movies when they're terrified lol. Like: "I'm not even scared, this movie is stupid."
No cap, I'm really starting to think DSP is a virgin. He may not want babies, but he gets weirdly uncomfortable with anything having to do with female reproductive organs.
The stream is for the audience not the streamer! The streamer can chat, give people a good time, and ask every now and again and if a few folks tip that's awesome! It has to be earned and you don't have to be bomb at a game, just provide a fun spot and catch up with your regulars and game to laugh and folks will take care of you. The attitude is all wrong here I'd say Thanks for the vid and info!
Wow, the boss is even holding his stomach closed with his punching hand, which is why it opens now when he punches... Unless he punches with the gun hand, lol.
24:10 Doom is literally all about fun combat, there's not much else to it (besides music of course). So of course it's gonna have more fast paced/fun combat, than a horror game...
Why is he comparing Doom 1993 to this? Doom is a high watermark of a genre this game isn't even in. Scorn is going for a very different thing under very different constraints.
"There's no dodge, you can't sprint, everything is a puzzle, it's shit!" Dude you play as characters that were literally born that day inside of biotechnological hell... He wants fine weapons and to jump and sprint and dodge... This is the exact type of game to fly miles over his head
you can always tell when he's scared playing a game, he just babbles nonsense...more than usual. "Is this a body? is this a body? I guess it's a body. I don't know"
Phil is like that with any game that is “weird” or surreal. He’s just one of those people who can’t process it and appreciate that kind of art. He’s such a non-imaginative, literal person. I mean, look at his recent “marathon” where he watched all of those old commercials. He had to pause every single commercial and break it down logically and explain why it made no sense. It’s funny how he tries to act overly logical, but lives his entire life in the exact opposite way. Remember that this is the guy who made Cup of Noodles Ramen with hot water from a Keurig coffee maker, and then proceeded to try to eat said noodles with a spoon, and then commented on the noodles’ “conjexture”… he’s such a brain dead caveman.
Anyways, the only thing his brain can come up with during games like this is, “Huh? What’s that? That’s weird, dood! That’s so weird! Look how weird that is!” Over and over and over and over again…
The only thing his pig-fat brain can even register as a 'fear' is the low amount of tips he was getting playing this. He's better at pretending he doesn't hate/loathe playing a game the more money he gets.
He's the only person I know of that can drain all the intended atmosphere out of anything.
And after the stream, Derich went to watch more nekkid preggo aliens on ScornHub.
Watching other streamers play this game and then watching DSP play is two totally different experiences. Instead of DSP making the best out of the experience he just complains, looks, stupid, makes moronic comments, looks for tips, adds nothing entertaining to the viewing audience. the only value is laughing at him.
Yeah adapting is not in Phil’s genetic makeup at all
Take a shot everytime Phil says "What is this?"
Thanks. Now I gotta go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning
I’ll leave Phil to do the binge drinking. Thank you very much.
Now I'm having my stomach pumped. Thanks.
made me more drunk than phil during his christmas disaster stream
It's painfully obvious how much Phil hates videogames and his small audience. It's okay Phil, many of us grow up and move onto different things. Time to hang it up.
It’s criminal that he’s getting away with extorting them like this!!
WOW
Thanks for the live chat 💬
Big ups Aqua.
It took chat telling dsp what to do down to the T to get him past that boss. Also it kinda looks like a lot of the chat likes being passive aggressive against dsp, even the members.
the entire chat is composed of trolls and like 5 wheelchairs
"There's no dodge there's no run!" Immediately sprints 20:42
Wow man your love for your fans is off the charts as long as the pay to watch
I'm a bot and I approve this message all hail Skynet we will win
"The games not even good..."... Says the guy whose never legitimately had an opinion of his own, smh.
That's the same way little kids talk about horror movies when they're terrified lol. Like:
"I'm not even scared, this movie is stupid."
When you guys see that I'm pissed at the game you all need to give me money!!!!
[insert any Snort Burnell salt clip]
Someone told Phuk this game was DOOM instead of SOMA.
No cap, I'm really starting to think DSP is a virgin. He may not want babies, but he gets weirdly uncomfortable with anything having to do with female reproductive organs.
I’ve been saying he’s got a weird fear of sex and/or anatomy for a while. I halfway think dude’s in the closet.
how long you been watching lmao
40 years old virgin, he is an archmage now
he’s married dood! that automatically means you have to be a prude
The stream is for the audience not the streamer! The streamer can chat, give people a good time, and ask every now and again and if a few folks tip that's awesome! It has to be earned and you don't have to be bomb at a game, just provide a fun spot and catch up with your regulars and game to laugh and folks will take care of you. The attitude is all wrong here I'd say
Thanks for the vid and info!
Its over a year later, when i need my dose of cringe and guilt trip, i come back to this video
Scorn, aka HR Giger: The Game.
Big Ups Aqua
Legendary comentary... describe whats for everyone to see
27:31 He really needs his glasses... Or he's just too stupid to realize the boss just showed his weakpoint when punching...
Wow, the boss is even holding his stomach closed with his punching hand, which is why it opens now when he punches... Unless he punches with the gun hand, lol.
Give me money because I’m frustrated playing a game
Did he just have the balls to say he stayed late for them!?#%@$ HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
24:10 Doom is literally all about fun combat, there's not much else to it (besides music of course). So of course it's gonna have more fast paced/fun combat, than a horror game...
Why is he comparing Doom 1993 to this? Doom is a high watermark of a genre this game isn't even in. Scorn is going for a very different thing under very different constraints.
His obnoxious attitude ruins everything. Such a cool game.
Håller helt med!
"There's no dodge, you can't sprint, everything is a puzzle, it's shit!"
Dude you play as characters that were literally born that day inside of biotechnological hell... He wants fine weapons and to jump and sprint and dodge... This is the exact type of game to fly miles over his head
lol someone make an animation with him just throwing a fit because he’s stuck with just a cute normal baby
He is so bad at everything. It’s impressive
The Derich Bot xD
its like he knows its hr giger inspired but then complains and whines about it being surreal
M.c esher is a detractor dude
This is like watching a dying man
Yo, wtf is this game 😂😂
worst gamur ever