DSP gets triggered by a $1 tip calling out his e-begging

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  • DSP gets triggered and goes on a 12 minute unhinged rant over some unnamed content creator allegedly calling him out for being a beggar who relies too much on his fans to support him.
    #dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aquateal #moistcr1tikal #youtube
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  • @Pescatore
    @Pescatore ปีที่แล้ว +148

    I cant wait til YT takes away his partnership for excessive begging

    • @Beautiful_Mess
      @Beautiful_Mess ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I been praying 🙏

    • @MistahJ100
      @MistahJ100 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes been begging for years when he got less popular. TH-cam wont do anything, he will shoot himself in the foot, because people will get tired of his BS

    • @drewkilian
      @drewkilian ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It will happen in 2023. Book it.

    • @Pescatore
      @Pescatore ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@drewkilian bet

    • @Rascarrr
      @Rascarrr ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it will never happen

  • @burritoman2k
    @burritoman2k ปีที่แล้ว +182

    He respects his fans and viewers so much he shakes a cup in their faces and begs them for money daily. What a clown

    • @MegaMicah12
      @MegaMicah12 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@rightwingcollectiveiqDepends on the church and who's running it.

    • @nugzmedallion8929
      @nugzmedallion8929 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was literally homeless for years and I didn't beg for money as much as Philliam the Clown does every day.

  • @scorchbubbles
    @scorchbubbles ปีที่แล้ว +53

    DSP: "I don't wanna be Mr. Shill"
    Also DSP: "Gimme your money"

  • @AgentofChaos81
    @AgentofChaos81 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Did he just explain that he begs because he respects the viewer too much. Holy 💩

    • @philovermyer6166
      @philovermyer6166 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hey now, it takes a lot of respect for your audience to emotionally manipulate them into funding your spending habits and mishaps because it says to them that you're confident that they are loaded enough to have a great life for themselves so you can splurge on WWE Champions pulls.

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He did indeed. He is insane, lol.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I squeeze my viewers for hundreds of dollars, because I respect them too much"

    • @inflation2815
      @inflation2815 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He respects them so much.
      He will Allow them monthly to pay for his existence.
      Now that’s appreciation and advertising and good business!!!

    • @8Bitorbust
      @8Bitorbust 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      FFS He's the dumbest SOB I've ever seen.

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv ปีที่แล้ว +98

    As he should be called out. Every time. Literally didn't give his supporters a da$m thing for Christmas, but expects everyone to empty their pockets for him

    • @WrongThink_
      @WrongThink_ ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Phil's generosity comes in the form of "marathons" that are actually just fundraisers. 😆😆

    • @Posidevv
      @Posidevv ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WrongThink_ basically 😄

  • @fafnyr2537
    @fafnyr2537 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    There is rock bottom and then there is Phil.

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *sigh* rock bottom

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've been feeling like rock bottom and wanting to end it all but I'm glad I'm not Phil

    • @skate2freak898
      @skate2freak898 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      man whos lower at this point, wings or dsp lmao

  • @CesarM-16.51
    @CesarM-16.51 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    This man begs for money on a DAILY basis and he has the nerve to say it’s the most stable job he’s ever had and a regular job is “unreliable”. 😂, he’s out right telling his fans “Only a sucker works a 9-5 job” lmao. Shits wild man.

    • @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn
      @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He literally said it yesterday, "I play games all day while your boss clocks in like a schmoe, uhahahaha ::posh Connecticut fake laugh::

  • @Beautiful_Mess
    @Beautiful_Mess ปีที่แล้ว +92

    He lies like we don’t have the receipts of him shilling. 😂 It’s phenomenal! 😂 Big ups Aqua Teal!

    • @twinkie415
      @twinkie415 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "it never happed dood! you're an idiot!"
      *"WELL THIS VIDEO SAYS OTHERWISE..."*

    • @calamityphil1832
      @calamityphil1832 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was the old me...I've changed, dood!!
      But I'm still trying to get those old vibes back.

  • @Clamfaced
    @Clamfaced ปีที่แล้ว +45

    So we've now went from "I've never had a paid sponsorship or advertisements" as said like mere days ago by him, to "Yeah I've had paid sponsorships or advertisements but I did the bare minimum"

  • @innocentorphan1213
    @innocentorphan1213 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This is deranged af. He respects his viewers so much he chose to go to debt and not plan out his finances whatsoever? What?

  • @advancedyogurt2001
    @advancedyogurt2001 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Gotta love how he's still "sticking to his morals" and not that he's ruined his reputation to the point where even RAID wont' touch the man

    • @amorasilverspark
      @amorasilverspark ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, if Raid won't touch you, you should just quit.

    • @KittyMcFurball
      @KittyMcFurball ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Raid is biased against roaches.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Phil: I don't get why people won't sponsor me, dood.
      Also Phil: It's a little black girl! Time to make a slavery joke!

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KittyMcFurball Thats fuckin gold.

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega ปีที่แล้ว +1

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  • @BeerMe831
    @BeerMe831 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "I think it is abusive and I think that they are basically preying on the weak minded, because they think they are going to get something out a relationship they're never going to get."
    Some of the dents might have a tough time looking themselves in the mirror after that one...if they had any self awareness.

  • @JnGArtimation
    @JnGArtimation ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Every time Phil says "right", it sounds more he's trying to re-assure himself rather waiting for confirmation from his audience.

    • @bobhoskins-kl6ue
      @bobhoskins-kl6ue ปีที่แล้ว +3

      these rants are 100% him trying to convince himself

    • @SuddenFool
      @SuddenFool ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bobhoskins-kl6ue Nah his gaslighting himself into believing it. It's never about gaslighting the viewers. All about him maintaining his perfect image in his head

    • @Proxycon
      @Proxycon ปีที่แล้ว

      This pretty much confirms that he's gaslighting himself on a daily basis. Nobody sane talks like this.

  • @ctuagent247
    @ctuagent247 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The reason he didn't save or invest his money is cuz of his fans...that was a spectacular mental cartwheel

  • @TheDarkQueen89
    @TheDarkQueen89 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Those wild eyes says it all

    • @Beautiful_Mess
      @Beautiful_Mess ปีที่แล้ว

      Crackhead eyes.

    • @BERSERKPHOENIX7
      @BERSERKPHOENIX7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Devils eyes 👀.... black with hatred and greed!!!

  • @MikeTheD
    @MikeTheD ปีที่แล้ว +77

    First ten seconds he says “ok this will be a really quick answer” and then you see video is 12 mins long. Sounds about right

    • @ajaxmaxbitch
      @ajaxmaxbitch ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Average Dsp answering a question moment

    • @omegaweapon116
      @omegaweapon116 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've never seen him give a quick answer. Not once

    • @bobhoskins-kl6ue
      @bobhoskins-kl6ue ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the really dumb part is that this rant is a condensed version of the hour long rant he had just finished

    • @andrewshouse9840
      @andrewshouse9840 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@omegaweapon116 Well, there was that period where he'd do full screen facecam "NO!" responses...

  • @TristanDumantay
    @TristanDumantay ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love how for the low price of a $1 you can bait him so easily lol.

    • @DuskJoker
      @DuskJoker 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because the truth hurts him far more than any trolling and mockery ever could

  • @Skorge789
    @Skorge789 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    He respects his audience so much. That's why he burps/snorts/coughs into the mic instead of taking a minute to hot key a mute for his mic.

    • @SilvaShadow1990
      @SilvaShadow1990 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lets not forget the sandwich.jpg button XD

    • @WrongThink_
      @WrongThink_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      raw game play dood 🤣🤣🤣

    • @christinesommerfeld9815
      @christinesommerfeld9815 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He masterbates on stream also!

    • @alicedavis1370
      @alicedavis1370 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He could also do an automation when donations come in instead of making people wait while he slowly and painfully types out the person's username and then has to tally the amount.

    • @SilvaShadow1990
      @SilvaShadow1990 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alicedavis1370 fossil Phil will never do that. Innovation is definitely not his strongest suit XD

  • @si4947
    @si4947 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    whenever DSP insults someone he literally describes himself lmfaoo.

    • @inflation2815
      @inflation2815 ปีที่แล้ว

      Incapable of being able to self reflect?

    • @pvblivscornelivsscipio
      @pvblivscornelivsscipio ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Phil projects harder than a drive-in theater

    • @DougieD_Funk
      @DougieD_Funk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pvblivscornelivsscipio nice

  • @Johny9405
    @Johny9405 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Phil: I do the bare minimum...
    Me: that pretty much sums it up. You don't do anything to help yourself or anyone. You rather just leech. Phil, you are a leech. Accept it!

  • @lunarguardian01
    @lunarguardian01 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    💯 facts. It is unfair to put the burden of your financial screwups on your fans. He had to beg today to get the stupid Pikachu hat. His fans are his benefactors and the pre-stream podcasts are the share holders meeting.

    • @KylleH
      @KylleH ปีที่แล้ว +7

      daily crap is the daily performance of each indivudal.

    • @lunarguardian01
      @lunarguardian01 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@KylleH Yep, we all know the game but his dents can't see the truth.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "I like my fans so much that, rather than advertise a product, I'm going to SQUEEZE them for money"

  • @TheShoguneagle
    @TheShoguneagle ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Yeah, Phil didn’t beg for tips. Instead, he’d game the system by splitting up his playthroughs into five to ten minute, 50-part segments. And each one was monetized with ads enabled. He respected his viewers too much 😂

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And he told them to click ads and bitched when TH-cam suspended his monetization for suspicious activity.

    • @Foxhound3857
      @Foxhound3857 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@VGamingJunkieVT And when people complained to him and told him to make longer videos, he told them to eat a frank and just use the playlist.

    • @WrongThink_
      @WrongThink_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah and he even did that with minimal effort...Dude had a golden plate handed to him and he shits all over it with laziness....

    • @WinstonWolfe21
      @WinstonWolfe21 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Foxhound3857 he told KainBriningThePain an old small podcaster back in like 2012 in no uncertain terms for calling out all his Monetization to “go die”

    • @ThugShiTzu
      @ThugShiTzu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Foxhound3857 A playlist he never bothered to organize. Shit is just all out of order.

  • @TehReasoning
    @TehReasoning ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Lmao he got told the truth and blew up.
    That comment hurt Phil entire ego

  • @Gahr20
    @Gahr20 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The lack of self awareness is angrily astonishing!!!

  • @baladi921
    @baladi921 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Just gobbled up that bait

  • @CSlinger
    @CSlinger ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I don't want to be Mr. Views! I don't want to be Mr. Shill! I don't want to be Mr. Sell Out!"
    You've gotta love the mental gymnastics Piggy goes through. He respects his audience too much to get money from sponsorships, so he's going to rip his audience off instead.

  • @zacheryburgett1602
    @zacheryburgett1602 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Whenever Phil talks about people “not living in reality” my ears start ringing and I see red. Sure hope I never run into DSP and get put in a self-defense style situation.

    • @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn
      @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn ปีที่แล้ว

      Same bro same. White hot rage. I'd love to see this little weasel in real reality and get backed into a corner candyman style.

  • @jezuzxxx
    @jezuzxxx ปีที่แล้ว +9

    With how much he rambles on and on, i bet Khet never gets a word in during dinner

  • @wittledragon1314
    @wittledragon1314 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "This is going to be a real quick answer." - ten minutes later...

  • @MrMementoMori
    @MrMementoMori ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He deserves all the hate he gets. The one thing he does good at is begging and that’s a bad thing.

  • @12345678900987659101
    @12345678900987659101 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Really quick answer is 12 minutes 6 seconds counting.

  • @Rossoneri2
    @Rossoneri2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Piggy: "I never had to ask someone for anything"
    Also piggy "please click on the ads so hopefully I can start getting some money from this"
    Begging since day 1

  • @tpolutts3309
    @tpolutts3309 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I've always tried to do the minimum"
    How does a man so succinctly describe his life in half a sentence?

  • @stkjuice
    @stkjuice ปีที่แล้ว +4

    But he shills the Gunner glasses, vest, hat, and membership goals…….

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:42 What Phil neglects to mention:
    DSP 2010-ish: So if you see an Ad that you think looks interesting of my video, maybe give it a click. Who knows where it might take you.

  • @karaso0
    @karaso0 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Love the non answer. Spent all that time saying if you could make a living off ad revenue that's cool but I can't. But never said it's wrong or worse then putting the burden on your viewers.
    On a sidenote, Phil LOVES to shit on Maximilian all the time with zero reason but max like himself makes a ton of money directly from his viewers. Maximilian has sponsors of course but his viewers literally made the man and pay his bills. So at the end of the day it doesn't matter what your main source of revenue is coming from if you lr a content creator phil will hate you as long as you're more successful then him.

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also Max doesn't guilt trip anyone or put shit behind paywalls. It's fine to take donations but to refuse to take deals and leave that burden for the fans is shitty behavior.

    • @jazzygeofferz
      @jazzygeofferz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lydellb you can tell that Max is legitimately grateful for every donation and subscription he gets. He never takes it for granted either.

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Didn’t he omit a Nintendo game was a sponsorship? And he’s begged for early copies from machinima

    • @Aqua_Teal
      @Aqua_Teal  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, it was Mario and Sonic at the Tokyo Olympics. He only disclosed he got it for free after he quit playing it.

  • @spiderraccoon7869
    @spiderraccoon7869 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Phil is still a walking advertisement.......just for himself. He's exactly what he claims others are.

  • @Blublayze
    @Blublayze ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "This will be really quick." 10+ min later... Everytime

  • @jurisfootrag
    @jurisfootrag ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This 40 year old man truly believes if he ignores what goes up on the internet, it'll go away. Scientists really need to observe and investigate this anomaly.

    • @WrongThink_
      @WrongThink_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deep down inside he knows, why do you think he lives in a gated community, so he can pretend everything is great and he's not a D list streamer with a mobile game gambling addiction. putting a gate when he lives and in his mind, that "he did nothing wrong and everyone is the problem"

  • @HomethaSick
    @HomethaSick ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If people loved DSP's kahntent as much as he thinks they do, he wouldn't have to constantly beg them to "support the streams if they like the kahntent."

    • @bobhoskins-kl6ue
      @bobhoskins-kl6ue ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's like he's never seen the views on his videos

  • @7gdnz
    @7gdnz ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The transaction should be “I like this entertaining person, therefore here’s $5.” Dsp makes it be “if you don’t give me $5, I’ll starve, my cat will survive off rodents he hunts, I’ll lose my house and muh wife will leave me.”

  • @mitchellalexander9162
    @mitchellalexander9162 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:22 He is so clearly terrified of another Keemstar situation.

  • @bobhoskins-kl6ue
    @bobhoskins-kl6ue ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His income has been so reliable since he became a full time streamer he had to file for bankruptcy

  • @Foxhound3857
    @Foxhound3857 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When even Raid Shadow Legends, Genshin Impact and Hero Wars won't sponsor you, it's time to hang up your headphones.

  • @Gstgameplay
    @Gstgameplay ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I’m gonna stay true to myself.”
    This can NOT be real life🤣🤣

  • @probablysomeone
    @probablysomeone ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Professional e beggar

  • @navi-charlotte
    @navi-charlotte ปีที่แล้ว +8

    its amazong how most of the chatters are there to make fun of phail, lmao.

    • @Exmachinagamma
      @Exmachinagamma ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They love him, and his content the money he gets proves it🙄😒

    • @christinesommerfeld9815
      @christinesommerfeld9815 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Exmachinagamma unfortunately you are correct. He has some dumb pay pigs. Wish he would get knocked down a couple notches.

  • @makeapathpresents
    @makeapathpresents ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:16 "Always tried to do the bare minimum!" -Phil slips out the truth haha

  • @camkraw893
    @camkraw893 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Don't worry guys, he'll blow fucking bubbles that he got from the dollar store ... Is that not enough?! Sheesh

  • @Exmachinagamma
    @Exmachinagamma ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12 minutes and 6 seconds when he could've just said, "gee, thanks for the tip🙄😒"

  • @ghostwalkergames7707
    @ghostwalkergames7707 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol phill wouldn’t take the pc from Rich and the 50K sign on bonus for keemstars podcast

  • @CrashKazooie
    @CrashKazooie ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love the fact that most of his chat is confused or doesn't understand his standpoint with regards to donations and lack of accepting sponsorships.
    I also can't get over him saying his income has been more consistent - surely that's a contradiction of him struggling to pay bills some weeks 🤔

  • @SLTW01
    @SLTW01 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "First tipper 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐"

  • @manuelpatino7863
    @manuelpatino7863 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "... so, Phil, do you agree with this statement?". *10 minutes left on the video 😂

  • @Mr.Plant1994
    @Mr.Plant1994 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Would people hate this man if he was a regular beggar.

  • @thefury4424
    @thefury4424 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He says it like he has a choice, no one wants him to advertise for them…lol

  • @retrogeneric5687
    @retrogeneric5687 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Phil should have his dents contribute "willingly" as he puts it, for 2023 and going forward.
    No more begging and pignosis. But i think he is really delusional and he will probly keep on beggin and be proud to stay on Level 1

    • @ProfessorxVile
      @ProfessorxVile ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Views, views, views... he doesn't wanna be Mr. Views! Alright? **SNORT!**

  • @prodigalstunna1443
    @prodigalstunna1443 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We got 4 new “Mr” today he’s really losing it more & more daily

  • @wormwood5073
    @wormwood5073 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Piggy would shit himself out of anger if he found out what I got myself, friends and family for the holidays.

  • @twerktospec
    @twerktospec ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "DSP lies to himself and anyone within ear shot: Part 935"

  • @runnre
    @runnre ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just noticed how much he is beginning to look like the "old man face" filter, he is going to be begging for money until he gets banned from every streaming platform that exists.

  • @Johnnycpublic
    @Johnnycpublic ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the begging is the most consistent money for me take is hilarious.

  • @itypethetruthnobshere8975
    @itypethetruthnobshere8975 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He begs for his viewers. LOL imagine a homeless guy saying im in the streets for you!

  • @Skonkgasm
    @Skonkgasm 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    3:46 love that he is including his fucked in the head chat now "Phil used to be the king of youtube if you didnt know"
    The quality expectation for content went up and his rocketed into the ground.

  • @Gray_87
    @Gray_87 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1 minute long ad in each video = vast majority of the content?
    Ok Phil 😂

  • @b.o.4492
    @b.o.4492 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    God I love these tips. Best part.

  • @grayfoxv
    @grayfoxv ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol chat are begging him not to take the bait 🤣

  • @Darksy_DePhil
    @Darksy_DePhil ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Godsmacked...

  • @PepeSilviaPennypacker
    @PepeSilviaPennypacker ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Frodo Baggins could journey all the way to Mordor and Phil would still be yapping on about begging for money.

  • @YoutubeStyleChannel
    @YoutubeStyleChannel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I barely made any money off the entire loot crate sponsorship"
    "I only took sponsorships if I needed them to get by"
    He will say whatever makes him look good, expecting his fans to memory hole everything he has said prior.

  • @mrlionX
    @mrlionX ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His chat really doesn’t think hand in hand with what he’s saying lol in fact they want him to get sponsors/ads.

  • @freewoo9218
    @freewoo9218 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is what a physcopath who is trying to persuade a cult to follow him with out one word of it being true and being bad at it sounds like.

  • @Pkerswag
    @Pkerswag ปีที่แล้ว +3

    bait = DEVOURED

  • @CoffeexBoi
    @CoffeexBoi ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I dont know whos he trying to fool when we all know he filed for bankruptcy and he begs on a daily basis. Phil, you buying your own con my guy 😂

    • @SarahsKnight0
      @SarahsKnight0 ปีที่แล้ว

      7:45 - "This is the opinion of someone who lives in a different world from reality."
      .... You said that, Phil.

  • @bankleaks1217
    @bankleaks1217 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll take a 30second ad break over constantly begging me for my hard earned money any day.

  • @DarknessXxMaster
    @DarknessXxMaster ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If he is trying to convince people that begging is normal, then he's got a lifetime worth of convincing to do.
    Also, butt-clinch everytime he pauses.

    • @DarknessXxMaster
      @DarknessXxMaster ปีที่แล้ว

      Butt-clinching is a tactic used to deceive the forensics lie detector tests. Forensics Examiners are experts at reading brainwaves.
      Some brainwaves will tell you if a person is trying to lie their way out of things so, it is believed that clenching the butt will scramble those readings.
      If you watch Phil's body language...
      Nervous.
      Deception indicated.
      Pause for butt-clinch to think of a lie.
      Repeat.

    • @DarknessXxMaster
      @DarknessXxMaster ปีที่แล้ว

      Do it too much and you'll end up pushing out gas. But that's all lying gets you, phil.

  • @ethzero
    @ethzero 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:11 For his OWN chat: "You can tell Phil respects ys fans because he doesn't monetize us during the toilet break"
    Yes, but after he's back from taking a dump he's right back to e-begging and/or complaining the support is slow, etc, etc.

  • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
    @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:06 - 9:12 PSA for Derich and OIC

  • @JoelElRican
    @JoelElRican ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was one hell of a gaslight...

  • @GinSoakedBrain
    @GinSoakedBrain ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I looked up hypocrite in the dictionary and found this a$$holes picture under the definition as a reference. True story.

  • @TheAceLewis
    @TheAceLewis ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:55 hold up, so let’s say I make a very in depth review of like a final fantasy game as an example, and it’s like 40 minutes long, and I put in a 1 minute and thirty second raid shadow legends ad that I’m very aware a large part of the audience will skip through but it’s there because I won’t have to say “pls give me patreon subs” and that single minute and a half makes a MAJORITY of my content garbage? Phil, you ever watched a TIHYDP?

  • @fefyfona4318
    @fefyfona4318 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A fan asks a simple question:
    DSP: " Well 10 yrs ago it all started...." 😣🔫

  • @MsGhoulz
    @MsGhoulz ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Such a useless rant. Every other content creator is growing, while Phil claims these people are the ones screwing themselves.

  • @FallicIdol
    @FallicIdol ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His dent heads are upset.

  • @AnthonyDoesYouTube
    @AnthonyDoesYouTube ปีที่แล้ว

    "This is gonna be a really quick answer" proceeds to rant for 12 minutes

  • @MarioFaker
    @MarioFaker ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought he said this was going to be a short response…

  • @sterben_alone3083
    @sterben_alone3083 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Shill, shill, shill. I don't wanna be Mr. Shill." -Shillbert Viewnell

  • @SeahawksBrendonNelson
    @SeahawksBrendonNelson ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've been running a TH-cam channel consistently since about 2015, got monetized in Fall of 2020. My channel is still quite small by most standards (went from about 6.4k subs at the start of 2022 to 11.4k subs now). I did work hard (uploaded almost 700 videos and maybe 120 streams over the course of the year), but largely just grinded it out (my most viewed video has less than 23k views) and ended up with about 3 million views on the year. This all while still working a full-time job outside of YT and treating YT as my side job/hobby.
    Without disclosing exact dollar figures, I absolutely do NOT buy this argument that you have to be one of the top dogs to make a living off ad revenue. You'd have to be a decent amount bigger than me, but I can absolutely see a day in the next couple years where I get there without a fluke video suddenly doubling my sub count in one day. Maybe it was easier before the adpocalypse, but I think a channel that has 20k-25k subs that uploads 2 videos a day of 10-12 minutes each could make a living off of just that money.

    • @Aqua_Teal
      @Aqua_Teal  ปีที่แล้ว

      Big ups to you for your hard work building up your channel.

  • @bonbonbananza6583
    @bonbonbananza6583 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the way he acknowledges that surviving off of ads is impossible for content creators that have less than 1M consistent viewers, but argues that an acknowledgement you can take sponsorships to supplement pay and not entirely rely on viewership is a stance of privilege. And when I say I like it I mean it boils my blood.

  • @SeaDoge13
    @SeaDoge13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao gotta love he brings up the loot crate scam where he was the only one buying the crates then illegally reselling them

  • @killergrooves2438
    @killergrooves2438 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If DSP’s whole “crowdfunding” thing worked like he claimed, we wouldn’t have tons of footage of him complaining about low tips and saying things like, “I can’t keep streaming if you don’t tip me.” The Scorn Scold wouldn’t exist for Sir Moist to react to.
    TH-camr DankPods does what DSP claims he’s doing. He doesn’t put ads on his videos and he doesn’t do any sponsorships. He has a Patreon that he puts a ton of extra content on and you get access to everything for $1. He’s got higher tiers that grant nothing extra that you can pledge to if you want, but all of his extra videos are available for $1. He makes $36,000/month on Patreon. He doesn’t hide how much he makes. He is the perfect example of what DSP claims to do. At the end of a DankPods video, he’ll say, “I don’t put ads on my videos or do sponsorships. If you want to see more video, I’ve got exclusive ones on my Patreon. It’s only $1.” That’s it. He was a drum teacher before he made TH-cam his job.
    DSP makes terrible content. They’re bad playthroughs if you want to enjoy the story because he rambles over it. They’re bad playthroughs if you want to see what the game is like because he doesn’t utilize game mechanics to their full potential and opts for cheesing. They’re bad walkthroughs because he doesn’t teach anything. They are only for people that want to watch a boring person play a game badly in a boring way. And he doesn’t even play for his own enjoyment because he’ll rage quit games or wage quit games. So he’s not making F tier content for the love of making F tier content. He’s making it so he has a reason to e-beg and he’s too lazy and incompetent to make edited content that people would enjoy on a level where he doesn’t need to rely on 5 people dropping $20+ a day. Like DankPods. Who makes $36,000/month making funny videos about cheap MP3 players.

  • @biscuitbuncream
    @biscuitbuncream ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I won't believe he's desperate for money until he shills a product for a sponsorship tbh.
    That's when you suck up your pride and do something you don't want to do, for the sake of yourself and others.
    Till then every cry and beg for help and money is just greed, he's still fine financially.

  • @BoondockBrony
    @BoondockBrony ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How is begging for 300 dollars *a day* "respecting your fans?

  • @Skonkgasm
    @Skonkgasm 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    God his chat starts a witch hunt the moment he reads the question. They are ravenous to know who asked.
    There's are people pressing others in chat for the name of who said this until the very end and probably long after. Psychopaths.

  • @JosephJamesScott
    @JosephJamesScott ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So his story is he was paid to do a job for Machinima, he did a half assed job, and never got asked to do anything more for Machinima after that. Great story Philip. People should tip him because he's unsuitable for the real world.

  • @flingymingy
    @flingymingy ปีที่แล้ว

    “I respect my audience too much!”
    -Did game giveaways that DID NOT include the game, or any of the packaged dlc.
    -Did a series specifically to insult viewers who sent him friend requests
    -Once told his audience they were ungrateful and lazy for not watching his Pokémon streams.

  • @Ragemonster64
    @Ragemonster64 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never saw he once give a negative review to loot crate. He would always say “a lot of this stuff is actually pretty cool” when he clearly thought it sucked. Just like those cheap computer chairs that he took 2 sponsorships from btw

  • @CSwizzy69
    @CSwizzy69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Every single failure in his life is because he’s such a good person

  • @GhostOfTommyFinton
    @GhostOfTommyFinton ปีที่แล้ว

    He DID ask for ppl to click the ads. He DID ask for PayPal donations since before he lost his job at the helicopter place. What a liar.