Can't be a simp for women if you only date guys. EDIT: OMG what the fuck is wrong with my syntax and grammar here? Sorry if I sound like a pretentious prick but I usually take pride in my capabilities in writing.
@@presidentspider4774 @lairum hurb You do realize that just because you treat a woman with respect doesn't mean you're a simp, right? ~ Signed, a woman
I seriously don't get how anybody ever thought the chicken came first. No matter what, the chicken had to have come from an egg layed by something that is very similar to a chicken.
Teh Modest Mouse no if we go back the first animals were dividing through mitosis. only after the chicken’s ancient ancestors began laying eggs and introducing meiosis in an egg. the chicken came first, even though it wasn’t really a chicken, it was a single celled organism that happened to be the chickens ancestor. so in a way neither
One of my chickens went eggbound once.. it's actually horrible, they can get so clogged up they literally explode, her actual guts exploded out of her ass and went everywhere. it was traumatising.
i appreciate your background at 2:14. because its the only thing i can observe when the sound of me crunching on carrots is 60X louder than my headset at full volume.
Roosters don't have wieners. 90% of birds don't, and among them are boy chickens. He rubs his vent on her vent, and transfers a bit of happy juice. Doesn't seem as interesting as the way we humans do it, but it works for chickens. Okay, now for the joke. How does a rooster, which has no wiener, get called a cock?
@@geraldfrost4710 haha, why must we call these creatures cocks? Likely because they're absolute fucking angry dickheads that constantly want to peck our hands up, but we want to shorten that. Cock.
Fun fact: The real story of chicken domestication is really much more puzzling. Starting with... we're not even sure where it happened first. Was it South India, West India, the mountains between India and China, North China, South China or SE Asia? Red Jungle Fowl is natively found throughout all of these regions (and further) and the most popular theory at the moment is that it was domesticated multiple times throughout its wild range. And then... were chickens domesticated because they can lay eggs on demand or because cock fighting was so ubiquitously popular before modern laws have banned it? There is surprisingly little evidence of humans eating chicken eggs until a few thousand years after the first evidence of domestication.
The likely answer is much, much simpler. Chickens were likely domesticated only once, either in India or southern china. This depends on which region settled into village life first, the evidence being very inconclusive. The now domestic chicken then likely premepted any further domestications since the region was all very well connected by trade routes. As for why, it's pretty clear it was for the protein. Chickens turn protein poor rice into protein rich eggs. SEA crops were generally very poor protein wise, (and also only had the pig for meat) this is why you get cultural traditions of eating more exotic meats. Cock fighting would be a very, very distant thought, and much more immediate was access to a reliable protein source. Of course, some weird tribe might've domesticated the chicken for fighting, but on the whole the most likely reason was as a protein source.
@@anivicuno9473also they might have focused on breeding more chickens for meat rather than eating the eggs if record shows they hadn't eaten eggs in a while after domestication
Sam O'Nella Academy (30 December 2016). "Why the Chicken Got Domesticated" - via TH-cam. On the wikepedia page for bamboo rice in the reference section
@@celestialtree8602 animals do that son, its natural, its called parasitic nature, you exploit some biological characteristic of another beign to your own biological gain.
He didn't say that to actually lecture the audience. He said it to contrast with what he made you think he was going to say, which was "human women have it easy compared to female chickens".
After blossom, flowers produce fruit (called "bamboo rice" in parts of India and China, or colloquially called "bambinos" by some people of the internet). quote from Wikipedia lol
Wikipedia also says: Bambino is the Italian masculine form for "baby" or "infant". The feminine is bambina. The plural forms are bambinosin English and bambini in Italian.
oh my god its still there ```(called "bamboo rice" in parts of India and China, or colloquially called "bambinos" by some people of the internet).[1```
He wasn't saying that to criticize boyfriends. He was saying that to contrast with what he made you think he was going to say, which was "human women have it easy compared with female chickens".
No that part was extremely cringe. It's always hugely pathetic when people start compulsively moralizing like that. It's not even a joke it's just "durr look at what a good (socially agreeable) person I am ahah plz don't leave me friends"
"The chickens are walking around way too much, man, they're escaping way too oftenly, what do we do?" "Make em fat so they don't escape?" "... Good idea we get more meat out of em too, we can, idk, start a chicken wing company based in kentucky, or something"
Some Nella or some shit .....even though MILLIONS of people drank raw eggs and lived fine! Orange Julius charged extra dime for YEARS to have raw egg in your drink! I recon finally someone got some nella....or some shit
2:07 Sam, I totally appreciate the effort you've putten into creating this background. I really like this scene and think it adds so much to the video!
We all do. If not for that, for the stomach pains he has induced by making us laugh so much that we cry. You gotta admit that his Burris have made tiny do this at least once.
What do you call a bamboo rice that hasn’t matured yet?
Childish Bambino
DROP IT LIKE THE NASDAQ
Bambino sold his foster child for 3 silver coin
Is this a bamboozleling queue
Bambazing
GET OUT
Sometimes I wonder just how many videos Sam has made purely because he thought of one pun that he really really wants to use.
So he just dumped every pun in this one
Every single one
I guess he just really give a shmidt
Probably, most of them. Or random weird topics he found online. Either way I’m here for it.
All of them 😂
"I'm salmonella" has never been more relevant.
lol
He ate raw chicken and got salmonella
BronzeManul its Sam O'nella
Bossinator 9001, r/woosh
Bossinator 9001 r/woosh
0:13 Wow, it really hasn't changed after 7 years
I really wish it hadn't aged so well 😭
i need context please
@@AnthonyG29Trump is still a presidential candidate in the current US election after 7 years
@@AnthonyG29it's still the same
@@JohnMkrvHe can't say "hey kids" anymore lol
Wow the background at 2:07 was soooooo great I appreciate it
Yes
Its just fucking trees.
And it's beautiful
He used MSP
Pink fluffy Unicorn fucker beat me to it.
I was right here when I saw this
"So the Croatia basically acts like a funnel...". I fucking died.
I thought he said the clamato is a funnel 🤣
My entire people have been wronged
@@matijasostojic4288 Jebi ga brale :D
Ok im not only one that noticed
@@Qurrc nisi, plakao sam od smeha.
I just realized how anatomically accurate sam’s drawings are. Like the stick figure arms and legs are the correct length i think
Actually true, except for the fact he has a stubby right arm.
The arms are attached to his neck...
@@sadieadler8899 i think those are supposed to be shoulders
I think you mean proportion
They are. Almost everything he draws is very oddly accurate.
2:07 we do appreciate your effort. 6 years later I'm bingeing all your videos and have no doubt there's others right now too
Absolutely! From yesterday to today down to the funny memory lane!
Hello from 2024
"Be generally attentive to all her needs. Prick." Wet.
*moist*
*damp*
*dank*
Genuinely*
*moans*
I did a research paper over this using only this video as a source for freshman English, solid 85%, thanks Sam
Hot bird porn
Good job
I really hope you kept in the jokes throughout the video…
@@Gabiyi I’m sure he added the hot bird porn
I did the same with the thorium video, got a 2. thanls sam
Oops read the title as "How Chickens Got Demonetized"
That's why the video is domesticated.
@@falpsdsqglthnsac 😂😂😂😂
Strange so did i
Same
Lots oh hot bird porn
2:37
Sam being a very good boy
😏
Excuse me
Gross
He's a keeper.
Background at 2:09 magnificent, VERY professional. Easily best part of the video, well done sir.
Just stopped scrolling to comment because this has quite a few likes, but no comments, and that seemed weird. Have a nice day!
Comment numero two here :)
Comment nummer drei here :)
i’m fourth *h o n k*
Fifth right here- YEET
Jerry: "Don't ever contact me or my kids ever again."
Sean: "I understand."
That’s pretty harsh
Sean: Understandable, have a great day
that was not eggselent
Caysenisgamerfox never comment on a TH-cam video again
@@magnusrdkjr5466 have eggreat day
I appreciate that background.
Yeah I think it was pretty great.
It was tremendously beautiful.
It was fabulously "greened"
its my desktop backgound now
It make me feel like a was in the jungle
I saw the intro and only then realized that we as a species didn't change in 7 years
Man that’s like less than a blink for a species to change.
The chicken made eggs.
Eggs give you salmonella.
Salmonella makes Sam O’Nella.
Respect the chickens.
I thought Salmonella gives you typhoid.
Chiken
chop their heads off while you fornicate with them so their cloaca goes WOOBAWOOBAWOOBAWOOBA on you like an automatic fleshlight
And finally Sam O'Nella makes a video about chickens, thus completing the cycle.
Love how it says 11 months ago and then 11 days ago. Also, nothing but respect for those chickens
> Went to Thailand on a holiday
> Went hiking to some forest
> Saw a chicken in the middle of a goddamn forest
> Mfw
Why did you type this like a 4chan post lmao
Lucy Swansong lmao
@@lucyswansong730
You could still appreciate it.
Green text is highly efficient and concise.
no one:
4chan mfs: >>>>>>
Did you keep it?
"get her a boxs of chocolates and be generally attentive to her needs" yes
Can't be a simp for women if you only date guys. EDIT: OMG what the fuck is wrong with my syntax and grammar here? Sorry if I sound like a pretentious prick but I usually take pride in my capabilities in writing.
Simp
@I am a black cat AND I BRING THE APOCALYPSE lol ok
@@presidentspider4774 @lairum hurb You do realize that just because you treat a woman with respect doesn't mean you're a simp, right?
~ Signed, a woman
Thunderlina yes I do it’s a joke not me seriously making fun of a person for being respectful
Drama, politics, and world events have remained relevant examples 7 years later???
dude. seven fucking years ago
The timeline shifted in 2016 and 2020 so had to shift back again
So since junglefowl aren't chicken that means that yes, the egg came first.
I have no idea why that’s a riddle. It’s so obvious
this question never made sense to me, cause the answer is obviously egg
I seriously don't get how anybody ever thought the chicken came first. No matter what, the chicken had to have come from an egg layed by something that is very similar to a chicken.
It comes from people thinking shiva Gautama Christ-Chan made chickens at the beginning of time
Teh Modest Mouse no if we go back the first animals were dividing through mitosis. only after the chicken’s ancient ancestors began laying eggs and introducing meiosis in an egg. the chicken came first, even though it wasn’t really a chicken, it was a single celled organism that happened to be the chickens ancestor. so in a way neither
2:58 did you really just make a hen by taking the comb off of the rooster picture? You are a fucking legend
i bursted out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Unrealistic Hen got combs as well just smaller ones ;)
This videos keep getting better
No wonder I always thought it looked weird
What did you expect bird tiddies
He must be on so many watchlists
ikr
Like the FBI watch lists or TH-cam watchers watch lists, oooor both, maybe?
@@kari7403 all of them.
@@daciannation5847 *Gasp!*
I doubt a dude saying hot bird porn just to make a joke is going to get him on any watch list
I watched a stick man explain how chickens were domesticated for 4 minutes.. my life is complete
Wouldn't want to eat one of those eggs, you might get....
Sam O'Nella
Sergi Martín no, you'd get laid
Aah the joke I was looking for
Sergi Martín get out
Spooky Skeleton i trust.a skeletons advice on calcium.
Cholesterol 1. isn't deadly, and 2. the cholesterol in eggs is good for you. Everything in moderation.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was domesticated, and civilized chickens don't run across it recklessly.
XD That's a good twist on the suicide joke.
@Sharky Boi Up shut fuck the
@@Youhoooop9242 it was a shit joke though they all are.
She had not been socialized to an extent realizing that wandering clueless on tarmac can be fatal. Teach your children well.
"entirety of the civilized world"
*Russia untouched*
*america out of the picture*
@@rokukou Yeah i think we didnt even know America existed 5000 B.C
@@JoaoSousa-ek7gx Native Americans:
(well technicially you're right since they aren't the one who named their continent)
@@rokukou *Triggered.*
Бля, обидно на самом деле, но я понимаю, мб это смешно для цивилизованных стран, гы
Proud to say this is the most watched video on TH-cam about the domestication of chickens
I FINALLY FOUND A SAM VID THAT I DIDNT WATCH WOOO CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY EVEN THO IT PASSED ALREADY LOL
He says a day after Christmas
oh hi
Oh hey I know you
SAME
YESSSSS
Why is nobody talking about “ʜᴏᴛ ʙɪʀᴅ ᴘᴏʀɴ"
Because it's better to be left alone
It's best not to.
@@federalbureauofinvestigati5813 too late... Like literal millenia too late. Ulises was banging flying hot chicks back on the odisea already.
?
I try to keep it on the DL, as its generally frowned upon.
Imagine a clueless biology teacher projecting this to a middle school class.
whys dat a bad thing
@@asbayt81
The hot bird porn I guess.
Why do I feel like this is coming from experience…
I would respect them wholeheartedly
imagine your grandmother naked. you sicko.
At 2:11 I appreciate the background with my whole family
2:52 so croatia is basically the egg factory of the world?
wow thanks salmonella
im pretty sure it literally means " a fucking shit hole " since they fuck with the same hole they shit from
yay I am from the egg shitting country
imbetterthanyouis wow your iq is definitly high
it actually is , im australian so my iq is disguised by the fact we swear a bit
imbetterthanyouis im from Balkan Do i need to say more
One of my chickens went eggbound once.. it's actually horrible, they can get so clogged up they literally explode, her actual guts exploded out of her ass and went everywhere. it was traumatising.
😳
can't you like break the egg and pull out the shards or something? Or does it get stuck in an area you can't even see it in?
Haha chicken guts go brrr
@@danielchavez1296 thats rude
@@jasen2456 it was a little joke but I do apologize
I accidentally read the title is “how chickens get *destroyed”*
1:39
Mystic Yeets I read it as how *children* were domesticated.
That's where the "hot bird porn" comes into play
*ALL CHICKENS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED*
Cuz I was hungry
Man that background of trees was so good. I really appreciate all the work that must have gone into it
"Croatia" was the first time in a long time I genuinely laughed out loud
OwO
- *A gay German/Croatian furry*
@@cryzone2376
What's this??
@@Alizudo UwU
i dont know anymore~
@@cryzone2376 *Pumps shotgun with religious intent*
Imagine if humans reproduced like this. Like you eat a burger, you're like "oh shit". Then you have to give birth.
Wait, that isn't what happens?!
@@evirareid1500 well... yes, but with alcohol I guess
Could be part of why we can reproduce at any time of year
Well i mean to give birth you would still need to get literally f ked (also be women no gay shithere)
It would be more like, if you’re a woman, every time you eat, you have your period
3:44 over a simple joke he straight up eggsiled him.. that’s harsh.
Man, what a cock, he really can't take a simple yolk.
@@iamthestrong927 Chick out man, he was only yolking
These yolks are Egg-cellent
Wtf
I mean, he made fun of his friend kicking the basket, so he was being kind of a cloaca hole
i appreciate your background at 2:14. because its the only thing i can observe when the sound of me crunching on carrots is 60X louder than my headset at full volume.
“We can make their reproductive systems go into overdrive whenever we want! You know what that means?”
“Lots of hot bird porn!”
*Yeah can you not*
*+Lee 88* But, what if I _want_ lots of hot bird porn?
*+stuff & more stuff* Well that’s not very nice of you to say.
@@ExEBoss here you go th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
@@bamberghh1691 I recognize that link... NOT GONNA CLICK IT.
@@bamberghh1691hghcghvvhgnwgchf
“Cloaca? So the Croatia..”
That made me laugh way more than it shouldve
The clamato
“Anyways, let’s talk about chickens”
This is by far one of the best lines I’ve heard you say
I wasn’t expecting the buy her chocolate and be attentive part. I think I might have to subscribe.
"Lots of hot bird porn!"
No, that comes with the internet.
Roosters don't have wieners. 90% of birds don't, and among them are boy chickens. He rubs his vent on her vent, and transfers a bit of happy juice. Doesn't seem as interesting as the way we humans do it, but it works for chickens.
Okay, now for the joke. How does a rooster, which has no wiener, get called a cock?
@@geraldfrost4710 this is the internet where rule 34 exist
@@geraldfrost4710 haha, why must we call these creatures cocks? Likely because they're absolute fucking angry dickheads that constantly want to peck our hands up, but we want to shorten that. Cock.
"No, it means we can get as many eggs as we can dream of!"
If you eat raw eggs, you may catch Sam O'Nella.
Wallywutsizface My favorite learning channel is Salmonella Academy.
is 3 enough
"Wow, how bamboozling"
"More bird porn" just xd
alien alert
we found an alien
exterminate
Cc k
Or may I say, just EGGS-dee
I'm very appreciative of your well-made forest background.
I appreciate the background Sam
Agreed.
Thanks to you, the name of my lucky bamboo is Childish Bambino
Oh my god
I love you lmao
Wow
Super Typhoon Nate Dude, that’s a painful way to die.
Sam O'Nella knows how to treat a lady.
Legitfox Animations
Same except I’m a dude and cry every time I watch over the hedge
Fun fact: The real story of chicken domestication is really much more puzzling.
Starting with... we're not even sure where it happened first. Was it South India, West India, the mountains between India and China, North China, South China or SE Asia? Red Jungle Fowl is natively found throughout all of these regions (and further) and the most popular theory at the moment is that it was domesticated multiple times throughout its wild range.
And then... were chickens domesticated because they can lay eggs on demand or because cock fighting was so ubiquitously popular before modern laws have banned it? There is surprisingly little evidence of humans eating chicken eggs until a few thousand years after the first evidence of domestication.
The likely answer is much, much simpler. Chickens were likely domesticated only once, either in India or southern china. This depends on which region settled into village life first, the evidence being very inconclusive.
The now domestic chicken then likely premepted any further domestications since the region was all very well connected by trade routes.
As for why, it's pretty clear it was for the protein. Chickens turn protein poor rice into protein rich eggs. SEA crops were generally very poor protein wise, (and also only had the pig for meat) this is why you get cultural traditions of eating more exotic meats.
Cock fighting would be a very, very distant thought, and much more immediate was access to a reliable protein source.
Of course, some weird tribe might've domesticated the chicken for fighting, but on the whole the most likely reason was as a protein source.
Cock Fight Island
@@anivicuno9473also they might have focused on breeding more chickens for meat rather than eating the eggs if record shows they hadn't eaten eggs in a while after domestication
Sam O'Nella Academy (30 December 2016). "Why the Chicken Got Domesticated" - via TH-cam.
On the wikepedia page for bamboo rice in the reference section
Superpro820 Vlogs it’s cited because it refers to “bambinos” as a common name for bamboo rice
@@cooperisntanelement4252 Not anymore. Some prick removed it back in November.
Cameron Horn what a Virgin
@@falpsdsqglthnsac the wiki editor is called NessieVL
alright, how do i trace an address?
1:50 It's very impressive that they made roosters lay eggs 5,000 years ago. Nowadays, we use hens.
"So the Croatia acts like a funnel"
"Since this means that nothing can exit the clomato anymore..."
Da
Croatia is used as a shit, piss, egg hole for chickens
@@LeonTuMade4 da
@@LeonTuMade4 DA
7 years later and I’m still appreciating the background
i am actually disturbed that the male chickens lay eggs
Red Deimon I thought they can't since their males
arith gutierrez of course they cant but drawing another chicken is pain in the butt apparently
This guy gets it ^
Red Deimon had not thought about that
Sam O'Nella Academy Congrats Sammy, #41 on trending!
2:36 Haha, respect to you my dude.
I met a vegan but he thought that chickens used to lay eggs every year or so in till humans came along and made them lay eggs every day
Well, humans only half made them lay eggs every day. They already did that sometimes, we just exploited the fuck out of it for our own personal gain
@@celestialtree8602 animals do that son, its natural, its called parasitic nature, you exploit some biological characteristic of another beign to your own biological gain.
Whos going to tell the vegan that humans have exploited everything for food from soil, animals to plants.
Ryan Kelly there are still breeds out there that dont lay a whole lot
Guess what, all the fruits and vegetables and grains we eat, all exploited by humans.
"so the next time your girlfriend is complaining about her period" you had me in the first half ngl
Cloaca??? Is it really called cloaca? That means sewer in Spanish..... Actually, it makes sense.
It might come from Romanian tho...
Cloacă is exactly that thing over there, and there are no othet words for that..
Cloaca means sewer in italian as well
Hey guys, portuguese has the same word and meaning. Well, that's definitely a Latin word for a multi purpose... exit? 😅
@@mildlifeisatrisk5727 Sewer, the Cloaca Maxima was a very large sewer in the city of Rome. Build by... uh Octavius Augustus.
Yeah they all came from Latin the latin word for sewer is literally just “cloaca”
2:10 nice background man, good job, looks much nice
"Get her a box of chocolates and be attentive to her needs, ya prick!" Well done, sir.
But I refuse
And if what she wants is a hard railing, give her a hard railing.
@Deadpoppin if a woman who was ever acquainted with you gets one session of therapy she's running for the hills
Sam is a Chad, he respects the ladies. Subscribed.
He didn't say that to actually lecture the audience. He said it to contrast with what he made you think he was going to say, which was "human women have it easy compared to female chickens".
That opening statement aged like absolute fine wine even 8 bloody years later,.
The Stars have aligned!
Sam has uploaded!
Rigi_Industries alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet
Rigi_Industries jk im also happy
The planets have aligned! It's on trending!
Egg-stravagant.
Rigi_Industries lets not egg-xarate
2:30 d'awww. Dude, you just got me subscribed.
Ice Cold Same
That background was really good. I appreciate it.
Can we talk about how this isn't an old vid? Been a fan for years now and I would have seen this vid I think sam is up to something
CROATIA
JESUS FUCK IM WHEEZING
since its a giant shithole? jk, salutations form Serbia
Ikr I heard that too lol
from Croatia, can confirm
from Croatia, can confirm
from Croatia, can confirm
Ha. Sam O'Nella. Chickens. Get it?
EYYYYYY, FOOD POISONING!
EYYYYYY-BLERAGH (constant vomiting)
I have to wonder how long he's been waiting to make that pun lol!
No.
SixxSnipersTV Unhackable wow, how original. -slow clap-
2:53 "Croatia" - this is how you insult a nation
Naw, this is how you make us lol 😂
Cloaca is NOT Croatia
@@jordandino417 yes it is
Im actually honored to have Sam himself mention my country lmao
That's how everyone called us before we were a country
TH-cam, "Hey, we suddenly decided you might like this 6 year old video."
Me, "You ain't wrong."
Great to see you're still alive. Love your content!
first reply
last to resolve
Not the last to comment
Gopnik McCyka neither are you
Riley Byrd what
After blossom, flowers produce fruit (called "bamboo rice" in parts of India and China, or colloquially called "bambinos" by some people of the internet).
quote from Wikipedia
lol
Wikipedia also says:
Bambino is the Italian masculine form for "baby" or "infant". The feminine is bambina. The plural forms are bambinosin English and bambini in Italian.
oh my god its still there
```(called "bamboo rice" in parts of India and China, or colloquially called "bambinos" by some people of the internet).[1```
IT'S STILL THERE
Mário Btenco it’s still there. They’ll probably never change it
Its still there, and if you click the [1] YOU SEE THAT SAM O NELLA IS FUCKING CITED IN WIKIPEDIA
[Wikipedia, “Bamboo blossoms” on mechanics]
" get her a box of chocolate and be generally attentive to her needs ya prick " THANK YOU we needed that
Skittles are better :p
@@CyveIsShy lmao
He wasn't saying that to criticize boyfriends. He was saying that to contrast with what he made you think he was going to say, which was "human women have it easy compared with female chickens".
@@greywolf7577 it can be both numbnuts.
No that part was extremely cringe. It's always hugely pathetic when people start compulsively moralizing like that. It's not even a joke it's just "durr look at what a good (socially agreeable) person I am ahah plz don't leave me friends"
"Don't put all your eggs in one casket" KILLED ME! XD
WE CAN HARNESS THE CHICKEN CYCLE. Untapped power beyond our wildest dreams.
Why the chicken was domesticated
-they taste good and poop free food.
And they're relatively easy to catch.
Don't forget cordless alarm clucks.
I mean clocks!
@@DiamondDovesArt you ruined it at clockes you didnt need that lol
but I did
they are fluffy
ayyyyy Salmonella is back
Patrick R. Sam O. Nella
I still don't know if it's really his name or a pun. Oh well. What's better than after a chicken video to do a salmonella video ?
"I still don't know if it's really his name or a pun."
Considering his love for dad jokes, it's not hard to guess...
Rafał Lemiec i think he made his name sam o' nella for the sake that he could say salmonella
Like the disease
what the fuck
Mr. O'Nella, I know that chemistry is your passion, but this is a gift from god that you are wasting on that silly college degree.
"The chickens are walking around way too much, man, they're escaping way too oftenly, what do we do?"
"Make em fat so they don't escape?"
"...
Good idea we get more meat out of em too, we can, idk, start a chicken wing company based in kentucky, or something"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“What’s a Kentucky?”
"Make some chicken pot piiiies."
@@Decidueye-2016 "IDK but it sounds delicious"
I think that's the strategy behind marriage, as well...🤵👰🍗🍔
2:37 is so pure and also hilarious. Proud of you Salmonella. You're a good fish.
No that part was cringe and horrible. "durr look at what a good person I am omg my social circle requires I make adaptive comments to fit in"
@@neo-filthyfrank1347lol you sound stupid
@@neo-filthyfrank1347 I think you’re the prick Sam was talking about
@@neo-filthyfrank1347alright then pal, how bout you take a crack at a better joke. go on, where waiting
The background at 2:07 looks really nice. (appreciation noises)
Clapping???
I love how he used a picture of a rooster and represented it as a chicken
Ha! Silly earth chickens...
*_beats with a shovel_*
Throw ya neck out, throw ya back out. (My neck and my back?)
Wonder what does a space chicken tastes like
fulcrum 29 it definitely wouldn’t have salmonella if you eat it in space
I'm a Graditarde
I certainly appreciated the effort you put into the jungle background... All of your videos are done very well. This one was eggcellent!
Bicycle Motorsports.... I have no words
hey I appreciate all that background detail at 2:14
Your background graphics are spectacular dude.
#21 on trending when the TH-cam algarthym fucks up in the right way.
Just like the electoral college who gave us Trump. :-/
youbidoubidou Better then a murdering witch that wants to start a nuclear war.
LMFAO
And then a COW video hit #EIGHT!
youbidoubidou you only hate the electoral college because your feminist waifu lost
Don't eat raw eggs or you will get...
Sam O'nella
Some Nella or some shit .....even though MILLIONS of people drank raw eggs and lived fine! Orange Julius charged extra dime for YEARS to have raw egg in your drink! I recon finally someone got some nella....or some shit
I wonder out of all the first domesticated animals, which one was the easiest?
The grey tree squirrel.
Mammoth and Giant Ground Sloth.
the voters
"which one was the easiest?" - Trump supporters.
hillary clintons minions
2:09 years later bro, and you know something? I feel melancholic when I see it, a sense of mysticism like there's something more there. Great work.
So many comments, and nobody commenting that he's choking his chicken at 2:42.
lmao
2:07 Sam, I totally appreciate the effort you've putten into creating this background. I really like this scene and think it adds so much to the video!
I see what you did there; "civilised world" then showed them spreading every where but Russia.
no, they spread to Russia, just not the parts of Russia that are uninhabited
They didnt go to part of south Africa either
Or America
To be fair most of russia is completely empty.
Alex Richardson the Americas were not discovered yet
"Wow! How bamboozeling!"
lol! Cracked me up! 😂
"You know what that means?"
"Lots of hot bird porn "
💀 😂😂😂😂💀
Francisco Gallego "No"
you used the forbidden emoji
*D e a t h ?*
Gregor adamkiewicz YES
HAHA IM DEAD LOOL
2:32 I appreciate you man
We all do. If not for that, for the stomach pains he has induced by making us laugh so much that we cry. You gotta admit that his Burris have made tiny do this at least once.
Dying of constipation has to be one of the worst ways to die.
*hottest
REALLY appreciate the background at 2:06