Ok, how did he NOT cover the crimson grapefruit? That’s a wild story right there. So back in the 1950’s, some farmer was like, “man, these grapefruits aren’t very sweet, and their flesh isn’t very appealing. Wonder if I can change that?” So he planted a bunch of grapefruit trees in concentric circles and then stuck a rod of Uranium in the middle of all the circles and called it a day. The ones at the center died, the ones at the outer edge did nothing and the ones in between mutated into the red grapefruit we all know and love. Because uranium was really popular after the war.
so youre saying the reason grapefruits taste like... grapefruits, is because some guy decided to be all Scientific Method about making the lamest superheros ever?
But the stuff humans actually like gets transformed into infertile and inbred chimeras of deformities and diseases that long for death. Like bananas. Or pugs.
Especially the avocado. It evolved to take advantage of all the huge mammals of the last ice age, going for a huge seed because it gave the offspring more nutrients to start off with while still being able to fit through the digestive tract of a wooly mammoth or something. Of course, once those went away, it was looking at extinction too, but then humans are like “hey, you’re tasty. And don’t worry about your seeds not being able to pass through our gut. We have this little thing called agriculture”
I love how the only thing Susan is weirded out by is when Sam knows her name. That implies that people getting thrown into the sun in that universe is normal.
I like how you keep adding more animation to your videos, it's nice to see a creator actually try to improve their videos; keep going at this rate and we'll have a fully animated, feature length, Sam O Nella movie by 2025!
4:21 maybe when genetically modifying the eggplant there was a point in the process where it did resemble the shape of an egg, which could explain the name.
Thai eggplant are roughly the same size and shape of an egg. It was when they became available at the grocery store for a short while that I realized why eggplants were called eggplants actually. It’s funny though since their colour is green and white and they’re striped so they more closely resemble ancient watermelons.
Wow, wasn't aware most people didn't know this, but am immature eggplant fruit (purple ones included) looks like an egg. www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/21kqrw/ever_wonder_why_its_called_eggplant/
@@Gingerninja800 Too bad it was Europeans who called it that, and the English decided to start calling it "aubergine" to use the French name and sound "less American" during the linguistic arms race surrounding and following the Atlantic Colonial Rebellion. By the way, math and maths didn't have a clear delineation of 3000 kilometers of water until the 60's, before which people on either side used either or depending on preference.
I just love how you’re pointing out everything that I’ve been telling my family for years, but they have always ignored me or not belieaved me. You make me feel not insane.
@@MaticTheProto do you know how many people believe that gmo foods are bad even though that is exactly what we have been doing for centuries. Now we can do it way faster and better but all of a sudden it is ‘unnatural’
@@strategygaming5830 so what do we eat? animals only? i lived in Costa Rica and i am pretty sure some fruit is native to the country. Like mangos, rambutans, big purple grapes full of seeds, etc. Not sure though.
Samonella canonicaly can -Say the n-word -Throw people into the sun -contain all knowledge -Probably eat the spider bananas alive -Create pasta sauce made of ugly babies -Create entire people -is spooky boy on Halloween After all this knowledge I’ve shared. Let’s get to the sponsor: *s k i l l s h a r e*
Your animation is so bad yet so good, how do you do it daddy Edit: Everyone says that the mighty will Answer if I call him daddy so i shall change the holy texts to incorporate the holy incantation.
ExCuSe Me? Sam O'Nella's drawing style and artistic talents have both attained perfection, the epitome of beauty which our eyes can barely comprehend. How dare you criticize his totally amazing and not at all imperfect style??!!!?!?!?!11!!! /s
Sam may have successfully failed out of art school without causing a genocide, but he has instead mastered a skill far more useful: the art of not giving a shit.
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i still remember watching him animate this video on stream, its crazy its been three years. i credit these silly videos for getting me into history in a way i could really swallow. if you see this sam, i hope you are well and hope you prosper in whatever you choose to do
Sam: Speaking of segues, let's talk about the eggplant also Sam: *seamlessly transitions to a joke about evil, severed Grimace arms drowning children in ball pits*
@@madide3978 I like the joke where I joke about you joking about liking the joke that he joked about that joke that the other guy joked about sam’s joke
OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF
"you'll just end up with a dirty banana. No not that club in Miami, an actual dirty banana" -Sam "the flesh of the watermelon was supposedly tough and bitter, much like a tennis ball" -Sam, again he's the reincarnation of Shakespeare
@@andreyisinsane2162 same kinda, i got flat feet and a ribcage that goes out further than it should, the ribcage i fixed with corsets but the flat feet are here to stay i blame the inbreeding from a few generations ago
Actually the word "Korn" also exist in German but it is a general word for cereals and not maize specifically, the same way in Old English "Corn" was used for the grain of all cereals but somehow throughout the centuries its meaning got twisted and became synonymous with maize.
Maize used to be called Indian Korn and as João, it just meant grain. Obviously the Americas weren't India so they were wrong about that too. Eventually Indian corn just became corn.
Fun fact: at light speed, it takes 8 minutes for light to reach earth. Using this time calculation, we can determine that Sam has enough strengths to break physics by throwing a person ~10x the speed of light.
@@maxezaz7694 I think he took off time for school, it was probably really stressful to make videos and try to have a social life, and try to do your homework.
This might be closer to ancient truth than realised. Watched a show about tribal humans of today and one of the key things they did was make moonshine out of banana skins and honey, leaving the sugar in the fruit skins to ferment the water into alcohol during the day heat. All fruit eventually rots and will eventually ferment and produce alcohol, which is why animals that roam outdoor can sometimes be found behaving unnaturally from being drunk off all the fermented fruit they've eaten (goats getting stuck up trees etc).
The words Kale, Collard, Broccoli, Cauliflower, as well as Kohlrabi all have a similar letter combination KL/CL. It turns out Cole is an archaic word for brassicas derived from Latin _caulis_ meaning stem or cabbage. But the word cabbage itself is derived from a term meaning "head," and broccoli is actually from Latin _brocchus_ "projecting" (the COL is just a coincidence).
I mean, the domesticated plants can hardly complain. They're _much_ more prevalent than their wild counterparts. Look at maize, for pete's sake! It went from being a random grass with slightly bigger seeds, and sine people thought they were the best grass seeds around, they started growing it...and now maize is something like the second-most-common plant on the planet. (Also, it was a _lot_ better than teosinte by the time the Mayans came around. You think you can support cities and awesome temples with teosinte?)
Timothy McLean they can't really complain because they're plants. But if humans die out all of the plants that we've been cultivating will too. Then the wild types will take over again
Maize is totally normie corn. I do my ancestors proud and only eat traditional teosinte like a REAL man. Civilizations have been sinking further and further into degeneracy and decay, if not outright destruction, ever since the introduction of normie corn. I ask you all, do you really think this is is a coincidence?
- Hender - to be fair, he does that really well on this channel. His videos are the only cases where I don't just stop watching the video because of a sponsor 😂
Jonathan Joestar uncultured swine, that line was inspired by eminem and eminems next line was "Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?"
Reasons to not visit the mayans: -The Corn Was Bad -Brutal Human SacrificeOverly Complex Calander -prolly all selfish af, even their Name sounds like "mine" -Scared That Quetzalcoatl is real -Ancient Aztec Vampire Gods
The guy is right though. And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good. And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so. Genesis 1:11-12, 29-30 KJV
Guess what kiddo: they still are poisonous. I mean, try eating a raw potato. It's only through cooking that it becomes edible, and than only one part of the plant - it's tubers. We did make the tubers larger through selection, but the plant itself changed very little otherwise.
Actually raw potato juice is a popular remedy in russia traditional medicine. To be toxic potatoes supposed to be really old (app. 8 months after harvesting) or turned green from direct sunlight. I munch sometimes on raw potatoes, theyre bland but crunchy and work for veggie cravings
I swear that ad hit me as smooth as old watermelon. I was caught off guard by that ad as much as you were when i used a watermelon to compare the ad transition to.
I now think that Prof. O'Nella added a solid reference to cult classic "The Thing" at 0:33 with the bananas walking away. The level of complexity of his courses still impresses.
keloid long The watermelons are, but the shape isn't. They're not cultivated to grow in a different shape. They're put in a case to shape them as they grow.
Sorry to correct you here but Quetzoalcoatl is just the Nahua interpretation of an ancient god from the Mexica. As the myth was spread in the Mexica migration around 500 AD the god was interpreted by many religions and societies that sprung up later. He was known as Q'uq'umatz by the K'iche Maya, the Lacandon Maya knew him as Kukulkan. Also these are not just the same interpretation through different names, each interperatation has a seperate importance and different personalities. (btw the Aztec empire began in 1428)
Anyone else come back and binge all Sams videos every couple months? I’ve been doing this for like over 5 years, the videos never get old and I never stop hoping one day he might just come back 😭
How do I go about consuming grimace
*CONSUME*
Ever heard of cannibalism
Vore Artists: "Now this looks like a job for me."
oh hey it's this guy he's super cool and he plays games
Step one: Find grimace
Step two: Eat grimace
I love how Sam just had a power trip over the universe he created
69 likes eh?
this comment is gonna age like those videos saying how you can ride ender dragon (NO COMMANDS) (VANILLA MINECRAFT) clickbait
@@PancakebatterLuigi it did
@@PancakebatterLuigi aged like milk
How i dont understand how this is more of a joy to make than the others
@@ethoman04 why did it age like milk?
I want to believe that Sam O’Nella is canonically strong enough to throw someone into the Sun
He's the god so... He could throw another sun into the sun
He has 11% of shaggy’s power
@@gdolphinz7486 no,thats 0.01% power
It's been confirmed that he can punt people into the stratosphere, so I think it's possible.
Yes
Ok, how did he NOT cover the crimson grapefruit? That’s a wild story right there.
So back in the 1950’s, some farmer was like, “man, these grapefruits aren’t very sweet, and their flesh isn’t very appealing. Wonder if I can change that?” So he planted a bunch of grapefruit trees in concentric circles and then stuck a rod of Uranium in the middle of all the circles and called it a day.
The ones at the center died, the ones at the outer edge did nothing and the ones in between mutated into the red grapefruit we all know and love. Because uranium was really popular after the war.
so youre saying the reason grapefruits taste like... grapefruits, is because some guy decided to be all Scientific Method about making the lamest superheros ever?
Oh damn
@@HungerGamesFan00 Pretty much, yeah
Man said “What if I throw URANIUM at it?”
Source? I looked it up and couldn't find anything.
I mean, as far as "continuing your genetic lineage" goes, "making yourself useful to humans" isn't the _worst_ strategy.
Tzisorey Tigerwuf its the best strategy. Nearly everything humans dont need goes extinct 😂😅😕🙁
@@johnathanhodskins5820 True dat
But the stuff humans actually like gets transformed into infertile and inbred chimeras of deformities and diseases that long for death. Like bananas. Or pugs.
Especially the avocado. It evolved to take advantage of all the huge mammals of the last ice age, going for a huge seed because it gave the offspring more nutrients to start off with while still being able to fit through the digestive tract of a wooly mammoth or something. Of course, once those went away, it was looking at extinction too, but then humans are like “hey, you’re tasty. And don’t worry about your seeds not being able to pass through our gut. We have this little thing called agriculture”
Kill the mammoths, eat their food.
You could say it was unpearable.
Kill me.
Ok
Hi cody. What are you doing here?
will do.
Awesome
I know you
That ancient banana would be good enough for Tararre
to be fair _anything_ would be good enough for Tararre
Tararre would eat it whole and not have any problems.
no he would eat it and grow a tiny tree and excrete it out and use the feces that came out with it to fertilize it
Harshpreet Singh fucking tararre
Harshpreet Singh HE ATE A FUCKING BABY
I love how the only thing Susan is weirded out by is when Sam knows her name. That implies that people getting thrown into the sun in that universe is normal.
no it doesnt
@@420roachdoggjr It is very normal, from what I gather
i mean he did just have to point to the sun for that one guy and he immediately understood what it meant
@@420roachdoggjr yes it does
I think her name might be spelled "Soosin"
I like how you keep adding more animation to your videos, it's nice to see a creator actually try to improve their videos; keep going at this rate and we'll have a fully animated, feature length, Sam O Nella movie by 2025!
lol we’re lucky if we get 5 videos by 2025
I read that as 2005 which is honestly funnier
HardLeg Gaming Hardleg joe I didn't know you watch this too
"Sam o Nella movie by 2025!" *C R I N G E*
There already Is a movie: th-cam.com/video/2FhdMfifk-U/w-d-xo.html
No one in 6 months has mentioned that sick track at 6:32 and honestly that is tragic.
DUNNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU
I need friends
I think we need to appreciate Sam's dancing skills
His music is better than the music we have today
I was gonna say.
@@hgdd2422 true
Crack open a yellow one with the bois
NotTheReal JaidenAnimations it’s a joke
Crack open a child with the boys.
Mason Wyberg thank you for having an iq over 1
crack open the boy with the yellow ones
Nothing like cracking open a yellow one with the bois while at the Dirty Banana.
I love how well the grimace part aged now with the birthday videos
He relapsed
HE PREDICTED IT
“That’s just my McDonalds head cannon” is an odd phrase to say the least
So is “much like a delicious green baby”
Annie Kitten, your’s just isn’t ripe yet, you’ll see.
*headcanon
Definitely a new sentence
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Crackin open a yellow one with the bois.
Hesusio What about the Japanese?
@@cloudperson890 weeb
...So you're telling me we've been eating BONELESS BANANAS!?
Bloody Idiots 😂😂😂😂
"I like bananas because they have no bones"
Reeeeeee
@@puffy7341 Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Reeeeeeeeeeee
There will never be someone as creative and entertaining as Sam, he was truly a gem and I miss him.
What happened to him? He hasnt posted anything new in 2 years.
Blue jay is the closest one like Sam imo
@@maxezaz7694 he’d
@@maxezaz7694 he is busy studying u.u
HEY HES BACK
“How did you know my name?”
*i created you*
Penguin Fluffy I’m still horrified by that spider banana
he's god
@YaDankGamerBoi I don't remember that
Penguin Fluffy the first person who thought of the name “brain” for our brains.
Penguin Fluffy I love your name and profile picture
4:21 maybe when genetically modifying the eggplant there was a point in the process where it did resemble the shape of an egg, which could explain the name.
you were 1 second away from achieving greatness
it was approx 200 years ago when americans struggled with the spelling of aubergine and sat down to rename it. "WeLl It LoOkS lIkE aN eGg!"
Thai eggplant are roughly the same size and shape of an egg. It was when they became available at the grocery store for a short while that I realized why eggplants were called eggplants actually.
It’s funny though since their colour is green and white and they’re striped so they more closely resemble ancient watermelons.
Wow, wasn't aware most people didn't know this, but am immature eggplant fruit (purple ones included) looks like an egg. www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/21kqrw/ever_wonder_why_its_called_eggplant/
@@Gingerninja800 Too bad it was Europeans who called it that, and the English decided to start calling it "aubergine" to use the French name and sound "less American" during the linguistic arms race surrounding and following the Atlantic Colonial Rebellion. By the way, math and maths didn't have a clear delineation of 3000 kilometers of water until the 60's, before which people on either side used either or depending on preference.
“That brown part that your mom says is ok to eat but you still don’t trust it” like when he said this I related on a whole different level
Yeah that happened to me aswell when I was younger
That shit bitter as fuck
Comming from my mind
Izzy M omg xD
666 like. Yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuy
I just love how you’re pointing out everything that I’ve been telling my family for years, but they have always ignored me or not belieaved me. You make me feel not insane.
Your family is also inept at googling? I feel that
@@MaticTheProto do you know how many people believe that gmo foods are bad even though that is exactly what we have been doing for centuries. Now we can do it way faster and better but all of a sudden it is ‘unnatural’
@@strategygaming5830 yeah. They can also google
@@strategygaming5830 so what do we eat? animals only? i lived in Costa Rica and i am pretty sure some fruit is native to the country. Like mangos, rambutans, big purple grapes full of seeds, etc. Not sure though.
Samonella canonicaly can
-Say the n-word
-Throw people into the sun
-contain all knowledge -Probably eat the spider bananas alive -Create pasta sauce made of ugly babies -Create entire people -is spooky boy on Halloween After all this knowledge I’ve shared. Let’s get to the sponsor: *s k i l l s h a r e*
he did say the n-word in his vid about Sigmund Freud at 2:47
GermanGamer7 what is the Mayan list?
@@lisablack1898 it's in the video at 5:52
Plauge Flimmingo * Samonella *
WHAT'S A NI**A GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK-
Your animation is so bad yet so good, how do you do it daddy
Edit: Everyone says that the mighty will Answer if I call him daddy so i shall change the holy texts to incorporate the holy incantation.
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*AHEM* the fitness gram pacer test is a multi-stage capacity test that gets harder as it progresses.
ExCuSe Me? Sam O'Nella's drawing style and artistic talents have both attained perfection, the epitome of beauty which our eyes can barely comprehend. How dare you criticize his totally amazing and not at all imperfect style??!!!?!?!?!11!!!
/s
Sam may have successfully failed out of art school without causing a genocide, but he has instead mastered a skill far more useful: the art of not giving a shit.
ninjaassassin27 Eaxactly
Mans literally theorizing McDonald’s lore
Lol
Maybe theres really something behind those golden arches
He also became 100 time dumber once he lost his (extra) arms
Thats 200 iq
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i still remember watching him animate this video on stream, its crazy its been three years. i credit these silly videos for getting me into history in a way i could really swallow. if you see this sam, i hope you are well and hope you prosper in whatever you choose to do
I bet he works for McDonald's now, writing lore
@@viktorvondoom9119 he’s a scientist
He returned
Sam: Speaking of segues, let's talk about the eggplant
also Sam: *seamlessly transitions to a joke about evil, severed Grimace arms drowning children in ball pits*
Are you insinuating that Grimace was actually based on an aubergine and Sam was the first one to figure it out...?!?
I like the joke where you said sam was joking
@@me-tj5vr I like the joke where you joke about him joking about sam joking
@@madide3978
I like the joke where I joke about you joking about liking the joke that he joked about that joke that the other guy joked about sam’s joke
Its finally here! th-cam.com/video/N9YuUwDduOw/w-d-xo.html
“Crack open a yellow one with the boys” had me dying 😂😂
Same
Me and the boys be like
I fahkin hollered
I laughed but it's 5 am so I can't be loud
OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF
My grandmother has the same bowl of plastic fruit that looks just as fresh as the day she bought it 20 years ago.
Yum
Plastic fruit are just grown to last. And very chewy i might add.
@@memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 yeah they are very chewy
that might be plastic just might
Biff Roberts Did it taste like Plastic??
4:38 predicted the grimace shake
right
How it’s literally just grimace
He fucking didnt
bum
Kid
I can see production quality has skyrocketed in recents months
Also sponsorships.
upgraded to paint.net
3:30 so this is the Eevee of vegetables?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
mmmmmmmmmmmm yes
Yes.
You know today's gonna be a good day, when Sam uploads his yearly video
MisterMan oi! Don't roast him! It takes time to draw and animate such good stick figures!!! D
MisterMan at least he uploads more than jontron. 😂😂
The evil grimace arms have finally returned to cause mass panic in the form of the grimace shake
Throwback to the banana republics
History House Productions 👥
"you'll just end up with a dirty banana. No not that club in Miami, an actual dirty banana" -Sam
"the flesh of the watermelon was supposedly tough and bitter, much like a tennis ball" -Sam, again
he's the reincarnation of Shakespeare
NeoBot was gf y g try
*WHATS A N!GGA GOT TO DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK*
@@zomboss9242 absolutely a reincarnation of shakespeare
“Horrific deformities”
Sir this is not a pet breeding episode
Pugs intensify
@@WyvernRex2099 *G U H, G U H, G U H, G U H*
“Horrific Deformities”
Me: Oh boy an episode about me!
@@andreyisinsane2162 same kinda, i got flat feet and a ribcage that goes out further than it should, the ribcage i fixed with corsets but the flat feet are here to stay
i blame the inbreeding from a few generations ago
@@quinn.0 😔✌️
4:24 did Sam just predict the fate of grimace
What is grimace? I didn’t understand that part…just found his channel.
@@maidende8280a mascot of McDonald’s from a few decades ago
dam bruh u really said
*”Ｉ ＣＲＥＡＴＥＤ ＹＯＵ．”*
Technically speaking he drew them so he did create them
Mom when you're in an argument and prove her wrong: " I C R E A T E D Y O U."
@@katedp7825 *I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CREATED!*
@@katedp7825 shit gets real when she goes:
*-grabs axe-** and I can reverse the process*
While caressing her face
"You're next Susan."
"H-How did you know my name?"
*_" I C R E A T E D Y O U "_*
Lol
The best part
i forgot about this comment until just now and its almost to 1k likes h o w
How did he create them
Yep that’s what he said
5:57 You could say humans can accomplish aMAIZEing things.
Kill me.
Ok
💥🔫
No throw him to the sun
Martond I actually love you 😂❤️
i love you
Tis amaizeing
*watermelbobchu*
4:37 can’t believe Sam predicted the Grimace shake meme
French: "Maïs"; German: "Mais",
Spanish: "Maíz"; Italian: "Mais"
English:"Corn"...why? ;-(
Actually the word "Korn" also exist in German but it is a general word for cereals and not maize specifically, the same way in Old English "Corn" was used for the grain of all cereals but somehow throughout the centuries its meaning got twisted and became synonymous with maize.
Leinad Ldn Russian: кукуруза (kuku-ru-zah)
Maize used to be called Indian Korn and as João, it just meant grain. Obviously the Americas weren't India so they were wrong about that too. Eventually Indian corn just became corn.
@DannyDaDuffyDucking Daffer fuck no
Serbian :kukiruz
The bananas are the hapsburgs of the fruits.
The kings of the interbred!
Mohammad Kabbani underrated joke
Mar7aba from lebanon
@@footring1 mar7aba bro
Kusumlebnan
"-to turn wheat into a big chunk of whatever to gnaw on" ...you mean bread?
When have you seen a farmer in a field gnawing on an entire fucking baguette?
@Area 51 Ayelmao
All my troubles
@@MrDUneven seem so far away
@@solus2074 now it looks
Corey Chaos as though they're here
Fun fact: at light speed, it takes 8 minutes for light to reach earth. Using this time calculation, we can determine that Sam has enough strengths to break physics by throwing a person ~10x the speed of light.
I misread the title as “Produce I refused to suck”
Don’t kill me
Sam will throw you to the sun for that
Wtf
What the fuck is your problem? Freak
Windmill Willy well you’re a massive asshole for a simple matter of me fucking reading the title too fast.
Underrated
“That’s not how it works”
*points at sun
“I’ll be good”
L
man. legit said something that was at the beginning of the video with nothing extra and got 2.5k likes kms
@@khameriengibson1975 Welcome to the TH-cam comment section buddy. Be really funny or quote the video and you have a chance at making it.
I rewatch all Sam's videos once in a while... it's just so enjoyable. Wonder if he's gonna come back, but if not, thanks for the entertainment anyway
What happened to him?
@@maxezaz7694 I think he took off time for school, it was probably really stressful to make videos and try to have a social life, and try to do your homework.
Drop everything there's a new Sam O'Nella video
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman exactly
Stopped halfway through a different video the milisecond i saw this
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman i was literally re-watching his videos and stopped in the middle of the journey of a beef cow just to watch this one
"crack open a yellow one wit the boys"
lmfaooo
Good thing he didn’t shove it on our faces
DiMuro Beats I still can't stop laughing 😂 😂 😂
DiMuro Beats I died lol
This might be closer to ancient truth than realised. Watched a show about tribal humans of today and one of the key things they did was make moonshine out of banana skins and honey, leaving the sugar in the fruit skins to ferment the water into alcohol during the day heat. All fruit eventually rots and will eventually ferment and produce alcohol, which is why animals that roam outdoor can sometimes be found behaving unnaturally from being drunk off all the fermented fruit they've eaten (goats getting stuck up trees etc).
@@cattysplat wtf is wrong with you
God I love the simple underlying type of chaos energy that radiates from your channel
Humanity is...
Chaotic..?
Yes
Very very chaotic
lawful chaos, i must interject, as opposed to grade's chaotic chaos
Yes inquisitor this comment right here
The words Kale, Collard, Broccoli, Cauliflower, as well as Kohlrabi all have a similar letter combination KL/CL. It turns out Cole is an archaic word for brassicas derived from Latin _caulis_ meaning stem or cabbage. But the word cabbage itself is derived from a term meaning "head," and broccoli is actually from Latin _brocchus_ "projecting" (the COL is just a coincidence).
Huh. Is that also where the word “coleslaw” comes from? Because it’s made out of cabbage.
5:21 omg the neck stretch killed me
You calling that cool, well look at this 6:32
6:32 can we take some time to appreciate sam’s beautiful song
It's aight. He needs more skillshare.
@@baronvonbeandip *Y E S*
I need a 10 hour version
His necc be like: ⬆️↖️⬅️↖️⬆️↗️➡️↗️⬆️↖️⬅️↖️⬆️↗️➡️ x100
We need a full on or one very close to it
Let’s hope this absolute mad lad makes a return sometime in 2021
Yup
Still waiting 😭😢
It hasn't happened yet sadly
it’s september:(
@@meanuwuhnia598 I was about to comment that it's Augustus until I read your comment and realized it's september
Time for my bi-yearly binge of every Sam O'nella video
“That’s not how that works.”
points to sun
“I’ll be good.”
Well, would *you* like to be chucked into the sun by an omnipotent god?
@@Shadow-876 nah
@@Shadow-876 yes
@@Shadow-876 y e s
Yep. That did happen in the video that we both watched. Very entertaining input that you added there.
I'm entertained and educated thank you Sam very cool
edutained
THANK YOU SAM, VERY COOL.
Lol Go1 nope
I mean, the domesticated plants can hardly complain. They're _much_ more prevalent than their wild counterparts. Look at maize, for pete's sake! It went from being a random grass with slightly bigger seeds, and sine people thought they were the best grass seeds around, they started growing it...and now maize is something like the second-most-common plant on the planet.
(Also, it was a _lot_ better than teosinte by the time the Mayans came around. You think you can support cities and awesome temples with teosinte?)
These betches just want to reproduce and spread. They can't complain they are everywhere, the success evolution is a sucess
I love plants
Timothy McLean they can't really complain because they're plants. But if humans die out all of the plants that we've been cultivating will too. Then the wild types will take over again
Maize is totally normie corn. I do my ancestors proud and only eat traditional teosinte like a REAL man. Civilizations have been sinking further and further into degeneracy and decay, if not outright destruction, ever since the introduction of normie corn. I ask you all, do you really think this is is a coincidence?
Justin S what about glass corn? Only real manly men eat glass corn
He predicted Grimace’s return
the fruit are gonna get tired of us playing god one day and rise up against us; the fruit apocalypse is coming people
Kyotosomo beware!
We’ve inbred them into cripples so don’t worry
FRUIT RISE UP
BOTTOM TEXT
Peanuts are way ahead of them
FRUIT: BECOME HUMAN
That's a nice transition to your skillshare promotion
The Scapegoat Almost as good as "speaking of segues let's check out eggplants" :))
I love knowing when i can stop watching
shillskare
Sponsor transition was delicious.
- Hender - to be fair, he does that really well on this channel. His videos are the only cases where I don't just stop watching the video because of a sponsor 😂
- Hender - was it also splendid
Okay, 222 likes, DON’T RUIN IT
"they would be called maize mazes, but they're not"
this man is yet to discover english tourist attractions
Love the extra animation.
"scared that quetzalcoatl is real"
Implying quetzalcoatl isn't real
ikr? It comes from time to time to look if everyting is cool in my town.
@@kamatariedgar3603 Bro me and quetzalcoatl have tea parties in my backyard forest every Tuesday!
@@kingjuke OMG! can i go to the next one?
@@kamatariedgar3603 If you can catch a flight to finland by tomorrow before 6:39pm I'll come pick you up buddy :)
@@kingjuke Yeiy!! Sadly mexicans are banned from trips to other countries for a time :( but maybe later xD
I love how Susan is more concerned that San knows her name, rather than him THROWING A DUDE INTO THE SUN.
Sam: "My best attempt at a watermelon"
Also Sam: makes one of the best drawn and shaded watermelons ever
if i had a nickel for every time sam talked about grimace von mcdonalds in a video i'd have two nickels; which isn't a lot but weird it happened twice
Wait it was only twice? Could've swore there were more
@@potatosurikata2099 I think it’s the abrabham Franklin affect because you know how when like how yeah
@@potatosurikata2099 the measurements one
I got the reference ;)
What's the second one?
“Fruit are a thing”
He’s not wrong.
There are people in the world
Jack Duripper now that's just crazy talk
The insight I get on this channel is unparalleled in the universe.
This is to abstract for my
i love me some delectable banana meat
gay
jk
Vanilla... ...Whooooosh...
And some purple cylinders of pure maliciousness towards fast food
why
the grimace meme gets better here in july 2023 from his birthday
*HELLA SEEDS*
*HELLA BURN IN HELLA HELL*
*HARDER TO GET INTO*
ako riko im 12 but atleast i dont have a anime profile pic 😎
You know, he's right.
ako riko you just got roasted
every time hey says hey kids, i automatically think "do you like violence..."
Do you want me to grab a spare BearSuit
Jonathan Joestar uncultured swine, that line was inspired by eminem and eminems next line was "Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?"
@@cjantoline1305 that's WAY better. Thank you, you're a good person.
Do you wanna see me stick nine inch nails to each one of my eyelids?
@@jonathanjoestar8722 fucking Dirty JoJo fan.
Oh god Oh no
He has become aware that he is god
soso the Russian bear ssshhh u are gonna get thrown into the sun!
jeff n.. No he can't I am one of his worshippers
He... He can't or wo.. won't do that
Sam: u like veggies? Me: not really. Sam: *points to sun* Me: BOI I AIN'T THE ONE WHO'S ABOUT TO GET BURNED!!!!!1111!1 Sam: *runs away crying*
Wikipedia (the big man upstairs) is still more powerfull.
Sam predicted the evil of the Grimaceshake
Most underrated channel
850k subscribers "wow so underrated"
If it's not a lot then why do you only have 2?
I hope to god you're still in high school if you think that those numbers make any sense to put together.
That first scenario is literally the relationship between god, Adam and Eve
Why is this the second most liked comment
Cool Nuggit1 does that make Sam God?
@@toakovika yes, yes it does
Old testament god was a chaotic neutral while new testament god was merciful
Yes, the serpent is the banana
God and Lillith and Adam, then Eve.
Good vid, see you in 3 months
That grimace part
*points at the sun*
I'll be good.
yeah that did happen
the sun is a deadly lazer
@@wnnetwork but now theres a BLANKET
Uhh yup...I saw the video too.
Reasons to not visit the mayans:
-The Corn Was Bad
-Brutal Human SacrificeOverly Complex Calander
-prolly all selfish af, even their Name sounds like "mine"
-Scared That Quetzalcoatl is real
-Ancient Aztec Vampire Gods
Zarvid Noom “Ancient Aztec Vampire Gods” SONO CHINO SADAME!!!!!!!!
If he's referring to The Red Court of vampires, I think that Harry Dresden might have taken care of them. A little too well, in fact.
Trumpet seizure
Ayayaay
@@davidcarter8012 what a man of culture. AYAYAY!
Can’t wait for the next video in 1 month😃
ImNoob Can't wait to see some originality in this comment section 😃
ImNoob more like 1.5 month
ImNoob quality takes time
More like 8 years
In My granddaughters life time.
dear god this is how the grimmace incident started
Grimace’s arms later recombined into thanos.
*Y* *E* *S*
Yessir
Look at you, purple...
“As a delicious, nutritious snack for humans and animals to enjoy.”
-guy finna get yote into the sun
+1 for using the correct past tense of yeet
yeet has a past tense now?
wow
replicatesyndicate yes... yes it does. And you have to acknowledge that now.
@@juxyper
Yes it is yeeted.
The guy is right though.
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so. And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good. And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
Genesis 1:11-12, 29-30 KJV
THIS IS THE START OF SAM O NELLA DEEP LORE
Sam is God
He is also all knowing
He is a punisher
And a rewarder.
PRAISE SAM!
Hail the mighty Sam O'Nella!
@Draziw Drow why u mad bro
I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
PRASE THE SUN THROWER
He knew about grimaces evil side
-goes to skillshare and learns how to turn wheat into a big hunk of whatever to munch on-
Hard tack?
you can't turn wheat into something bigger because it needs more water, more nutrients, more money, more mayan sacrifices.... and it bends
No mention of potatoes which were poisonous until South America natives learned to selectively cultivate the ones that didn't kill them.
Guess what kiddo: they still are poisonous. I mean, try eating a raw potato. It's only through cooking that it becomes edible, and than only one part of the plant - it's tubers. We did make the tubers larger through selection, but the plant itself changed very little otherwise.
I've eaten a raw potato... I'm still alive
Well, it wont kill you, but you are supposed to get fever, nausea and stomach pain. Maybe your potato had less toxins in it.
Actually raw potato juice is a popular remedy in russia traditional medicine. To be toxic potatoes supposed to be really old (app. 8 months after harvesting) or turned green from direct sunlight.
I munch sometimes on raw potatoes, theyre bland but crunchy and work for veggie cravings
Only if they're green.
I swear that ad hit me as smooth as old watermelon.
I was caught off guard by that ad as much as you were when i used a watermelon to compare the ad transition to.
I now think that Prof. O'Nella added a solid reference to cult classic "The Thing" at 0:33 with the bananas walking away. The level of complexity of his courses still impresses.
Finally a reason to procrastinate from my job. Child heart surgery can wait! Thanks sam!!
This deserves more likes
In Japan we have cube shaped watermelons that for in the fridge better
Well yeah but those are just grown in molds to make them that shape.
BJGvideos is it natural?
keloid long The watermelons are, but the shape isn't. They're not cultivated to grow in a different shape. They're put in a case to shape them as they grow.
They're ornamental and taste like shit.
Joseph DiSalvo They are literally just watermelons grown in square containers.
0:30 My favorite moment in a Sam O'Nella's videography.
corn was and always will be a top tier meal.
JaCornCob MAYZ
JaCornCob maiz
Especially corn meal. Hmmm cornmeal.
pain and suffering
I see you're a man of culture as well. Heil keekun.
3:57 Smoothest transition in history
Sam, you silly colonist, Quetzalcoatl is the Aztec god. You were thinking of Kukulkan.
Sir Mount you sir know your history .
Yeah, but their corn sucked.
Sorry to correct you here but Quetzoalcoatl is just the Nahua interpretation of an ancient god from the Mexica. As the myth was spread in the Mexica migration around 500 AD the god was interpreted by many religions and societies that sprung up later. He was known as Q'uq'umatz by the K'iche Maya, the Lacandon Maya knew him as Kukulkan. Also these are not just the same interpretation through different names, each interperatation has a seperate importance and different personalities. (btw the Aztec empire began in 1428)
Veemie true you seem smart
lol I'm not an expert or anything I just am interested in random shit
Anyone else come back and binge all Sams videos every couple months? I’ve been doing this for like over 5 years, the videos never get old and I never stop hoping one day he might just come back 😭
You need another companion.
He is back!
@@Coffesmile I know!! 😭
I literally love this channel with my whole heart.
Sofia Nunez donate
You know, this channel proves that as long as you have good enough content, it doesn't matter if the visuals suck.
yuki1014 001 I almost lost it when I saw grimace's arm crawling along the ground.
There are so many channels like this
The visuals are amazing!
Who said his visuals suck
wdym this is art