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  • @l_ndonmusic
    @l_ndonmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19522

    “The name’s Bond. James Bond.”
    “And you?”
    “Broomrape.”
    “Naked Broomrape”

    • @memed4509
      @memed4509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

      Solid Broomrape

    • @yourdad3113
      @yourdad3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      Liquid broomrape

    • @yourdad3113
      @yourdad3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      Venom broomrape

    • @memed4509
      @memed4509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Solidus Broomrape

    • @yourdad3113
      @yourdad3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      @@memed4509 revolver broomrape

  • @brownie8655
    @brownie8655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13912

    Therapist: detailed salmonella doesn't exist and cannot hurt you.
    Detailed salmonella: *ONCE*

  • @Living_Life242
    @Living_Life242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2061

    Fun fact!: Ireland still has yet to recover from the potato famine. Before the famine, Ireland’s population was approximately 8 million and even today Ireland has a population of 5 million.

    • @bigpapagorge9667
      @bigpapagorge9667 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      haha

    • @Fr_87
      @Fr_87 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      skill issue

    • @user-gn9xb4ip8o
      @user-gn9xb4ip8o ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wow that really is funny

    • @dantaylor9665
      @dantaylor9665 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      You forgot about the almost 2mn living in Northern Ireland, so they're only 1mn off from recovery.

    • @shuzuka677
      @shuzuka677 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      damn that's actually sad

  • @Sidgirl5
    @Sidgirl5 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    "don't eat strange bread, you could trip balls and die"
    That's such a beautiful sentence, I love it so much

  • @calebm9000
    @calebm9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18842

    As a Plant Pathologist I can't believe someone actually cares about us

    • @Psithurisprout
      @Psithurisprout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Caleb M hah cute

    • @cls63amgwagon34
      @cls63amgwagon34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      We don’t

    • @shon6937
      @shon6937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +789

      Oh i care. My country was put in the 7th worst famine on earth caused by potato blight
      -and britain stealing our edible stuff-

    • @sam-rs8wg
      @sam-rs8wg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      We care about you, just kinda... forget

    • @mayradiaz8329
      @mayradiaz8329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      I'm a botanist, and this video made me strangely happy haha
      The panda joke also made me laugh pretty loud

  • @georgem101yearsago4
    @georgem101yearsago4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3529

    When you infect the world on plague inc before you have any symptoms.
    3:48

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      accurate

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Good times

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      ....
      .....
      **skin melts off instantly**

    • @maybe8190
      @maybe8190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      True tho

    • @rew1677
      @rew1677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      *WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!?*

  • @Kerosiin
    @Kerosiin ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    The reason the potato was so widespread in Ireland wasn’t so much as we had shit soil (it’s actually really fertile so that’s nice), it was more that they were the most calorie dense, nutritious thing that we could grow a lot of easily. They grew in really dense clusters and didn’t need a lot of land for a good yield, so every tiny cottage could have a little patch and that would be enough to feed the whole family. Plus the English exported everything else so thanks guys that really helped.

    • @BogHandsome
      @BogHandsome ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Well said. Far too many people chalk the potato famine up to "Irish incompetence" when it was a british fuck up that ultimately caused it (and allowed it to continue, in my opinion)

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@BogHandsome You call it an opinion, I call it fact.

    • @Action_PackedMovie
      @Action_PackedMovie ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@BogHandsome more of a genocide than famine tbh

    • @-Commit-arson-
      @-Commit-arson- ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The English did a lot of thievery
      And people forget about that
      but they did…

    • @honeysauce5244
      @honeysauce5244 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@BogHandsome well i wouldn't blame the English entirely as the food they could have been producing as wheat probably wouldn't have been enough to support i believe the nearly 12 million on the island at the time(i may be wrong) but i also wouldn't entirely blame the irish as who expects for your entire food supply to become bad in weeks. So i would say it has faults on both sides

  • @JoJo-fan-right-here
    @JoJo-fan-right-here 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    There’s a few broomrape flower things I see on my walk to school.
    I picked one out of the grass and was like “that’s a parasitic plant called broomrape” and my mom was like “okay nerd.”

    • @cheekybrewskitovarich
      @cheekybrewskitovarich หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your mom sucks, that's awesome you have knowledge of your local flora

    • @cheekybrewskitovarich
      @cheekybrewskitovarich หลายเดือนก่อน

      You should tell her I said that by the way, I'm that cool I've got books on edible and nutritious weeds, so I'm the nerd here, not you

  • @feelio_
    @feelio_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6670

    *MY HEARTS A SEIZING, MY LUNGS ARE WHEEZING. THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING.*

    • @kermithasagun1474
      @kermithasagun1474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +666

      *I CAN HEAR SATAN'S VOICE. HE WANTS ME TO... INVEST IN APPLE. WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?*

    • @kiwiboyyt5297
      @kiwiboyyt5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    • @anangery
      @anangery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Moral of the story kids: Don't eat strange bread. You could trip balls and die.

    • @caseyriggs6264
      @caseyriggs6264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I thought he would pull a "Mom's Spaggheti"

    • @beareble-lion4446
      @beareble-lion4446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@anangery I love rhy

  • @gogomonow
    @gogomonow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5136

    Potato blight is a funny way to spell the British.

    • @cloaker7237
      @cloaker7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      **oof level 100**

    • @xeropulse5745
      @xeropulse5745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Fuck those bolluxes

    • @tara6346
      @tara6346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      same way dumb soil is a funny way to spell fucking tiny pieces of land

    • @soundvolsehgs
      @soundvolsehgs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OI

    • @masterofmundus1304
      @masterofmundus1304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@tara6346 *Stolen land and growing potatoes on what was left

  • @systemverilog4727
    @systemverilog4727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Anyway, moving on, this next one is called - get ready - broomrape.
    I'm serious.
    Broomrape.
    Broomrape.
    Wikipedia?
    Broomrape.
    *Naked* broomrape.

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love how you formatted this

    • @enpandemonium
      @enpandemonium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We get it, you watched the video.

    • @TheMaskedFox288
      @TheMaskedFox288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sorry don't you mean
      '13 Reasons Why'

    • @esolangsemerald6394
      @esolangsemerald6394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      only slighty worse than clothed broomrape. yet far far less worse than _overdressed_ broomrape.
      not only are you committing one of the worse crimes against humanity, _but you look like a complete tool bag the whole time you're doing it!_

  • @Liphyrus
    @Liphyrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “Dont eat strange bread, you’ll trip balls and die.” Best fucking quote ever.

  • @atomicmagicschoolbus6820
    @atomicmagicschoolbus6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6165

    Fun fact: LSD was synthesized from ergot in an effort to find something closer to like penicillin

    • @gabeitch4965
      @gabeitch4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      That’s why people put it on stickers!

    • @mywifesboyfriend5807
      @mywifesboyfriend5807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Atomic Magic School Bus LSD make brain go brrrrrrrr

    • @evillp12
      @evillp12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@mywifesboyfriend5807 hey someone whos on the reddit

    • @noahramirez6156
      @noahramirez6156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      *the* *FUCKING* *WALLS* *ARE* *MELTING*

    • @xur1317
      @xur1317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Mom: “I would do anything to protect my baby!” Me: Haha paper square make brain go brrrrrr

  • @thomascostantino893
    @thomascostantino893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3413

    “Hey kids”
    *casually talks about the worst diseases known to man*

    • @JazzBlood
      @JazzBlood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i think you mean plant

    • @emma-vb9rm
      @emma-vb9rm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      little did he know about covid 19

    • @fartpluswetone8077
      @fartpluswetone8077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *cough* Malaria

    • @thomascostantino893
      @thomascostantino893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NotsoBadGamer no i meant diseases

    • @JimmyEsposito
      @JimmyEsposito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@emma-vb9rm
      *plant diseases*

  • @mr.suitsland6594
    @mr.suitsland6594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    “HOLY SHIT IM BLASTING OUTA BOTH ENDS, MA LUNGS A WHEEZIN, MA HEARTZ A SEIZIN, AND THE FUCKIN WALLS ARE MELTING. I CAN HEAR SATANS VOICE...HES TELLING TO INVEST IN APPLES...WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES” -HOLY SHIT guy

  • @johnmccrossan9376
    @johnmccrossan9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    0:53 I'd just like to clear this up, our soil was and is actually some of the best in the world, we grew so many potatoes BC there was a land shortage on account of England stealing our country and using most of the land for beef(which the mostly dirt poor Irish people couldn't afford) and cash crops, potatoes just gave a lot of high calorie food for very little comparative space and effort to grow

    • @louisbullock5672
      @louisbullock5672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Can't believe this comment is so far down I couldn't believe my ears when he said that

    • @sleeze6834
      @sleeze6834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Potatoes weren’t in Ireland before Christ. They were a new world plant, only brought to Europe after the Spanish stole them from the Incas, and that was about 1500 AD.

    • @PinguinKeks
      @PinguinKeks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@sleeze6834 he meant because not before christ.....

    • @faolanj66
      @faolanj66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      came to the comments hoping someone had pointed this out already

    • @kulak403
      @kulak403 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      good comment

  • @hollow4592
    @hollow4592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9696

    So you telling me that I've been wasting money buying LSD, when I could've just been eating bad rye bread.

    • @meowistforlife
      @meowistforlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

      Invest in Apple

    • @SgtMjRomero
      @SgtMjRomero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@meowistforlife buy apples

    • @gkdunch
      @gkdunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@SgtMjRomero APPLES

    • @elderrusty541
      @elderrusty541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@gkdunch THE WALLS ARE MELTING!

    • @D2attemp
      @D2attemp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Does Bad Rye Whiskey give the same effect?

  • @vrtrixx9236
    @vrtrixx9236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    *M Y L U N G S A R E W E E Z I N*

    • @derekperalta5908
      @derekperalta5908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      papito *THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING*

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      *I C A N H E A R S A T A N S V O I C E*

    • @heathchisenhall1732
      @heathchisenhall1732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      *WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES*

    • @kowhipp
      @kowhipp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      _HOLY SH*T I'M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS_
      _MY HEART'SA SEIZIN'_
      *MY LUNGS ARE WHEEZIN'*
      *THE F*CKIN WALLS ARE MELTING*
      *_I CAN HEAR SATAN'S VOICE_*
      *HE'S TELLING ME TO- INVEST IN APPLE*
      *_W H A T D O E S T H A T M E A N ?_*
      *_W H Y D O E S H E W A N T M E T O B U Y A P P L E S ?_*

    • @ladrux5329
      @ladrux5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *M Y H E A R T A S E Z Z E N*

  • @moustachemoe
    @moustachemoe ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Listen, losing all those chestnut trees was crazy and it’s wild that no one noticed but also, it’s literally happening to the ash trees in North America right under our noses and not a lot of people are talking about it. I’m not that surprised that no one mentions the volume of tree we lost when we lost the chestnuts.

    • @slwrabbits
      @slwrabbits 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      wait, what's attacking the ash trees now?!
      I think there are efforts underway to bring back the American chestnut, not sure how far they have gotten, but I hear promising things.

  • @lillieissilly
    @lillieissilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    “They’d be alright”
    *”Unless they weren’t.”*

    • @p_4225
      @p_4225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A lgbtq pfp AND a dream pfp? I can’t handle the cringe

    • @lillieissilly
      @lillieissilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@p_4225 you aren't funny dude

    • @p_4225
      @p_4225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lillieissilly Im not trying to be. Im fine with lgbtq and dream. But i hate people who use lgbtq pfp and be like "oh im a they/them im so quirky"

    • @lillieissilly
      @lillieissilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@p_4225 i was never trying to be quirky...what LMAOO

    • @p_4225
      @p_4225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lillieissilly im just saying a example. But still, it ticks me off

  • @Zarathustra_infinite
    @Zarathustra_infinite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5338

    MY HEARTS A SEIZING, MY LUNGS ARE WHEEZING, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING! I CAN HEAR SATAN'S VOICE! HE'S TELLING ME TO... INVEST IN APPLE? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?

    • @kevindecker4803
      @kevindecker4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      90th like

    • @Killjoyghost666
      @Killjoyghost666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      170 like but about to dislike it get 169

    • @kevindecker4803
      @kevindecker4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Killjoyghost666 now it’s at 168

    • @kevindecker4803
      @kevindecker4803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Killjoyghost666 now it’s good again

    • @aaliyahwood8097
      @aaliyahwood8097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@Killjoyghost666 This isn't reddit

  • @GrayVBoat
    @GrayVBoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8230

    There's something oddly unnerving about a flowering plant that has no leaves or greenery of any kind. Thanks, broomrape.

    • @TylertheCC1010fan
      @TylertheCC1010fan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      *uncomfortable sucking noises*

    • @johnriley8642
      @johnriley8642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      I found a plant like that last summer. Small flower with no leaves, but it was completely white. Almost translucent. I did some research and it turns out that they feed on the mycelium in the soil. Even cooler, the Indians crushed them and used the resulting liquid as eye drops. They also chewed the flower heads to get a result similar to opium.

    • @rattlerboi4034
      @rattlerboi4034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      well i mean it does rape the broom so thats why

    • @organichotchoco
      @organichotchoco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@johnriley8642 congrats you have an opium farm!

    • @ryanboggs8685
      @ryanboggs8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Maybe that was the inspiration behind that stupid episode of 13 Reasons Why

  • @davidbryden7904
    @davidbryden7904 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I've heard it theorized that as rye was a common crop in Salem Massachusetts, and the harvest had molded, they were all trippin balls when they were having a little problem with witches. 😳✌️

  • @noahpearson2190
    @noahpearson2190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    2:22 no one acknowledges how funny this is

  • @iamtheonewhotrulyasked
    @iamtheonewhotrulyasked 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4743

    MAH HART'S A SEIZIN,
    MAH LUNGS A WHEEZIN,
    MAH GUTS A BLEEDIN'
    MAH WIFES A LEAVIN,
    MAH KIDS A NEEDIN
    MAH SHINS A DIGGIN
    MAH TEETHS A ACHIN

    • @stain4128
      @stain4128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      🔥 🔥 🔥 ❄️ ❄️

    • @applebottomjeans04
      @applebottomjeans04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Isn't salmonella food poisoning???

    • @stain4128
      @stain4128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@applebottomjeans04 it's way worse it can kill you

    • @brandonnemon9171
      @brandonnemon9171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Stain food poisoning can kill u

    • @repapeti98
      @repapeti98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      BUT I'M STILL SHOOTIN'
      AND I STILL GET A HEADSHOT LIKE BOOM HEADSHOT
      BOOM HEADSHOT
      BOOM HEADSHOT

  • @traskforge
    @traskforge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31625

    Fun fact! The reason Sam hasn't uploaded in 10 months is because he caught Urethra Cactus.

    • @duckszn.
      @duckszn. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

      Actually it’s said in one of his Twitter posts that he has to take a break because of college

    • @void1571
      @void1571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

      @@duckszn. r/woooooosh

    • @hoovy5398
      @hoovy5398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +792

      @@duckszn.
      you must be fun at parties

    • @goose8193
      @goose8193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

      @@duckszn. Its almost as if it was, somehow, A JOKE

    • @dakodayoung1724
      @dakodayoung1724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Damn bro, damn

  • @Aparemfatos
    @Aparemfatos ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I came to the US from Europe and it took me a couple of years to realize there are no chestnuts sold anywhere in winter. That was really bad news for me, because I grew up near a chestnut forest and I loved them as a kid. I was devastated to find out about the blight and I stock up like crazy whenever I can find some store that sells imported chestnuts. Raise awareness guys, bring back the chestnuts!!

    • @GreatGraniteState
      @GreatGraniteState 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They crossed it with the Chinese chestnut, which is immune, and it's coming back!

    • @adventuresintheculinarywil3296
      @adventuresintheculinarywil3296 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@GreatGraniteState I need to grow American Chestnut and Naked Broomrape

  • @rydoge21
    @rydoge21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3832

    1:17 makes me glad Sam intentionally puts little effort into drawing his character’s

    • @emmamasterson524
      @emmamasterson524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      O N C E

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Character is

    • @phante0
      @phante0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      that scared the shit out of me in the middle of night. ty

    • @shreyaspillai1450
      @shreyaspillai1450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      1:16 is better

    • @mrtortoise3766
      @mrtortoise3766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No you are just kind of far away to see the facial features

  • @tcoryell3610
    @tcoryell3610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3956

    The American chestnut is actually slowly returning. They have crossed it with the Chinese chestnut which is immune to the blight

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Real Americans wouldn't allow their tree to fraternize with the *commies*

    • @JS-go1bk
      @JS-go1bk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@Nitrolord *oh no the trees are communist spies*

    • @undrsk0re
      @undrsk0re 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@JS-go1bk
      My bad

    • @JS-go1bk
      @JS-go1bk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@undrsk0re Huh

    • @randompheidoleminor3011
      @randompheidoleminor3011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Nitrolord don't worry those ones are the non-commie Republic of China kind.

  • @NoctaBlade49
    @NoctaBlade49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Teacher: what are you smiling at?
    Me: Nothing
    My mind: N A K E D B R O O M R A P E

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *slowly dials 911...*

  • @nathanbolton4139
    @nathanbolton4139 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm from West Virginia THE STATE, and our elders have many stories of how amazing chestnut wood was for homes. Not to mention it was almost smokeless to burn.

  • @vynixshaw6718
    @vynixshaw6718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2078

    Broomrape
    *Naked broomrape*

  • @imagiknight47
    @imagiknight47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4530

    I had a friend with urethra cactus. Things were never the same after he was diagnosed. I remember his last words to this day. "Jesus fuck, it hurts so much, just pull the fucking plug already!"

    • @booperdooperproductions2545
      @booperdooperproductions2545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      being human really sucks though

    • @bizzlemizzleproductions6931
      @bizzlemizzleproductions6931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @Teagan Saurman a spiky something in the urethra forms causing immense pain (this has not been a confirmed symptom due to only a handful of people being infected)

    • @SnowMexicann
      @SnowMexicann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Teagan "Sour"man and on top of what the other guy said it can also cause blockage when you're trynna take a leak. It's gotten so bad with one guy he tried take a piss so hard his dick exploded and he died 3 hours later.

    • @SnowMexicann
      @SnowMexicann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Teagan "Sour"man Not sure, some people caught it without contact with any known patients and some caught it after contact with a known carrier of the disease. It's still being tested but results should come soon, I'll keep y'all updated.

    • @SnowMexicann
      @SnowMexicann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Teagan "Sour"man So far only two patients died as a direct cause of it because of the pain. About 2 weeks after getting it they went into shock, keeled over and died. The other patients killed themselves a few days after being admitted to the hospital or they told someone else to pull the plug.

  • @Therealnumberfive
    @Therealnumberfive 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “Holy shit Im blasting out of both ends!”
    -Sam O nella

  • @n_o_o_ne
    @n_o_o_ne ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "My heart's ah seizin'
    my lungs ah wheezing
    and the walls are melting"
    - medieval peasant

  • @synthesoul
    @synthesoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6609

    His animations are so static yet, so full of motion at the same time.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      and give the ever so pervasive sense of impending doom

    • @patrickmarsh2538
      @patrickmarsh2538 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That's some good acid my friend.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว +4

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @hell.png.
      @hell.png. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@brovid-19relatable

    • @xnotasweatx
      @xnotasweatx 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ONCE

  • @SuperUmizoomi
    @SuperUmizoomi ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This one has such bangers man "hey kids, remember the plague?" "keyword: ONCE", "broomrape", "moral of the story don't eat strange bread you could trip balls and die"

  • @GreatGraniteState
    @GreatGraniteState ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I live in that region of the us with the chestnuts. Some of their stumps are still around and they occasionally sprout and then just wither away

  • @akmalzaini4853
    @akmalzaini4853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2441

    *_W H Y D O E S H E W A N T M E T O B U Y A P P L E S ?_*

    • @danthegamer2601
      @danthegamer2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      So he can use the apple seeds to make cyanide.

    • @deepstariaenigmatica2601
      @deepstariaenigmatica2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      please invest in apples 💰

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏

    • @smoove_
      @smoove_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am your 1000th like, you are welcome

    • @lunky6960
      @lunky6960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that made me say why does she want me to buy apples

  • @dewdropp8587
    @dewdropp8587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2474

    "They have the potential to suck an entire farm dry."
    Now I know why it's called broomrape.

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      BoaFXP and forcibly 2:47 s them to death

    • @griffinh.966
      @griffinh.966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *O O O F*

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oof

    • @papariggan1452
      @papariggan1452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If it was farm rape that would make sense

    • @namename-mz1je
      @namename-mz1je 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My fucking sides

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I laughed at the imagination of a medieval peasant suddenly getting hit by lsd by just mentioning it

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      a million hippies cried in want

  • @jasonbarrette4980
    @jasonbarrette4980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sam: "Remember the PLAGUE??"
    Me: looks around "I scarcely remember the time when we DIDN'T have a plague"

  • @b1gcheco683
    @b1gcheco683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2353

    man, i can't wait for next year's video

    • @liyah.
      @liyah. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sergio Paczka lmfao😂

    • @nandinhocunha440
      @nandinhocunha440 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      1984 is not a handbook it was a joke

    • @maelgugi
      @maelgugi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      1984 is not a handbook
      Before calling names to others you should go and learn what hyperbole means

    • @josephp2229
      @josephp2229 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Best. Comment. Ever.

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sergio Paczka perfect

  • @tanukies
    @tanukies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7107

    “hoytetoytetoy”

    • @Emadaldeen
      @Emadaldeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I was dead when I heard it first time

    • @DD-nv4wx
      @DD-nv4wx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      1:01

    • @MrJayJay217
      @MrJayJay217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      And now we have the celtics

    • @sharcc2511
      @sharcc2511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      *s e l t I c*

    • @Smthn_Wicked
      @Smthn_Wicked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *B R O O M R A P E*

  • @PaladinNull
    @PaladinNull ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So, the potato blight was an issue, but it wouldn't have been nearly as devastating if the British landlords weren't charging 90% of the farmer's supply.
    There's a reason the Irish don't actually call it a famine, because a famine requires a lack of food. There was plenty of food, it just wasn't getting eaten by the Irish.

  • @AsherRosenberg10
    @AsherRosenberg10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    0:01 Hi timed chat

  • @samneibauer4241
    @samneibauer4241 7 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Gunshots: I sleep
    Screams: I sleep
    Explosions: I sleep
    Sam O'Nella Academy uploads:
    real shit

    • @jondunlap1892
      @jondunlap1892 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sam O'Nella makes another channel:
      ascended

    • @metaltriops5957
      @metaltriops5957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      sam o'nella face reveal: *RESURRECTED*

    • @Jebastian_
      @Jebastian_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sam O' Nella Going in a trip in the city where I live
      *BACK FROM HELL*

    • @Jebastian_
      @Jebastian_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I wrote it too fast

    • @goten9858
      @goten9858 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      bigbig bearcat listen up here.
      Of course

  • @atree9284
    @atree9284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2244

    -Er-git-
    -Er-get-
    -Er-geaux-
    *A U R - G O T I*

    • @daskrumpl7570
      @daskrumpl7570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      VAL A MELHOR I say (air go)

    • @johnathanreyna8128
      @johnathanreyna8128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Err got

    • @kowhipp
      @kowhipp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      HOLY SH*T I'M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS
      MY HEART'SA SEIZIN'
      MY LUNGS ARE WHEEZIN'
      THE F*CKIN WALLS ARE MELTING
      I CAN HEAR SATAN'S VOICE
      HE'S TELLING ME TO- INVEST IN APPLE
      W H A T D O E S T H A T M E A N ?
      W H Y D O E S H E W A N T M E T O B U Y A P P L E S ?

    • @jimraynor3132
      @jimraynor3132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That champion sucks

    • @georgem101yearsago4
      @georgem101yearsago4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God-save-the-queen-get

  • @nonohitters
    @nonohitters ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Remember the British passed laws forcing the Irish to export all grains, that’s why they relied on potatoes

  • @TheFatSlimandShort
    @TheFatSlimandShort 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just stopping by while making my annual samonella binge

  • @Nedneyboi
    @Nedneyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2316

    This has to be my favorite episode because of 3:48 alone.

    • @zainy_inc154
      @zainy_inc154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same 😂

    • @rhammy3258
      @rhammy3258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Why does he want me to buy apples?

    • @natanieux
      @natanieux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I never expected a good omens reference like this v:

    • @tovarishchblyad3616
      @tovarishchblyad3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I used your profile pic for months and just feel like you should know

    • @kevinclaw5536
      @kevinclaw5536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i laughed so hard at this i couldn't breath

  • @burger1162
    @burger1162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

    "they brought freckles"
    *looks at freckled arm*

    • @churrocharcharm
      @churrocharcharm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Samantha H I have some random ones on my left hand, which is about 15 percent of my body.
      *_Im 15 percent Irish then_*

    • @ibetyoudidntknowyoucouldma2414
      @ibetyoudidntknowyoucouldma2414 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Samantha H I have a lot freckles, and I have Irish in my blood.
      HMMMM

    • @Aric-ls7bf
      @Aric-ls7bf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like #1000

    • @EstonianRepublic
      @EstonianRepublic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *tries to look at freckles on face*

    • @reonboi6427
      @reonboi6427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im part Irish

  • @hamster6356
    @hamster6356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *B R O O M R A P E*
    -The whole band

  • @matthew2968
    @matthew2968 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sam O'Nella content is so good I legit watched every single video he posted years ago. Now that I half forgot most of them I'm rewatching them as they pop up in my youtube feed, almost as good as the first time lmao

  • @ellan1664
    @ellan1664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5248

    pronouncing the word Celtic like “selltic” singlehandedly killed me just like all the Irish people that starved

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      Yeah, for some reason that Boston team deliberately mispronounces their name

    • @joma5721
      @joma5721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Everyone in New England pronounces the word right apart from the Boston Celtics... I don’t know if that’s how it is everywhere, but yeah for some reason they don’t like saying the name right

    • @williamdavidthompson6306
      @williamdavidthompson6306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      My GrandFather from Clydebank (Glasgow) who had an Irish father....pronounces Glasgow Celtic (the historic Catholic football/soccer team) as "Selltic".

    • @Monolith308
      @Monolith308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      As someone who lives in Ireland I can confirm I’ve yet to meet an American who can pronounce Ireland or Celtic right

    • @silversanctus1008
      @silversanctus1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuck rangers!!!

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    *HOLY SHIT, I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEARTS A’SEIZEN! MY LUNGS A’WHEEZIN! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO... INVEST IN APPLE!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!*

    • @deltapoint2610
      @deltapoint2610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Mettaton NEO11 You forgot *THE FUCKIN WALLS ARE MELTIN*

    • @proxybum8895
      @proxybum8895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *ONCE*

    • @zekchomenko2927
      @zekchomenko2927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mettatonneo1147 could you do it then?
      Also
      *Insert dead in one hit joke here

    • @largedaddybennett9167
      @largedaddybennett9167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To invest in apple is a Easter egg to Forrest Gump when he thinks apple is a fruit company

    • @Rivwe
      @Rivwe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IM JUST IMAGINING SATAN THROWING A FIT OVER SOMEONE NOT INVESTING IN APPLES AND IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

  • @dr.volditort3877
    @dr.volditort3877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:17 me trying to draw realistically for once

  • @ever3tt_
    @ever3tt_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Realistic salmonella can’t hurt you, he’s not real
    Realistic salmonella: 1:16

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    Ah yes i too remember the story of Eve investing in Apple and getting banned from Gods private Minecraft server.

    • @Real_Tower_Pizza
      @Real_Tower_Pizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @Miles McDonald *God* joke

    • @Real_Tower_Pizza
      @Real_Tower_Pizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Miles McDonald Injust reliced that it wasn't Eve.
      It was Alex

    • @scottishemu159
      @scottishemu159 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Real_Tower_Pizza no Minecraft steve

    • @rustable4165
      @rustable4165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@scottishemu159 adam and steve, not adam and eve

    • @paulshadforth750
      @paulshadforth750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam and mincraft steve😂

  • @PrepOne3512
    @PrepOne3512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4166

    “When the world needed him the most he disappeared...”

    • @kindafunny3678
      @kindafunny3678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Im bout to smack the guacamole out of you its VANSIHED

    • @PrepOne3512
      @PrepOne3512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@kindafunny3678 shit listen I haven’t watched Avatar The Last Airbender in years ok

    • @kindafunny3678
      @kindafunny3678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sorry

    • @PrepOne3512
      @PrepOne3512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kindafunny3678 nah it’s fine

    • @hipposapien5434
      @hipposapien5434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I guess all we have to do is go to the south pole and rescue his reincarnation that's trapped in big ball of ice

  • @TriviumFanBoy1
    @TriviumFanBoy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i dont understand where sam comes up with some of his jokes but they’re right up my alley

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @Babybugg23
    @Babybugg23 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ive been dying of laughter ever since I’ve found this channel 😂😂

  • @itzmikki7274
    @itzmikki7274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    *B R O O M R A P E*
    EQUALS
    *G O O D S U C C*

    • @vickyliza83
      @vickyliza83 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ItzMikki true though

    • @ripperbasil1229
      @ripperbasil1229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *an acistent with good succ*

    • @pixelmace1423
      @pixelmace1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But for plants
      BAD SUCC

    • @pizzvore
      @pizzvore 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I GASPED

  • @sgalking954
    @sgalking954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    "I can hear Satan's voice he's selling me to invest in apple WHAT DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES"-medieval peasant 1666

    • @beninwarrior4579
      @beninwarrior4579 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Good rocking​' Brown 1666 isn't medieval.

    • @sgalking954
      @sgalking954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Retardo Mcqueen I know but it's funnier that way

    • @Pedrosa2541
      @Pedrosa2541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Why not just 666? It's medieval.

    • @icameherejusttocomment550
      @icameherejusttocomment550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Daemon Sultan *Meanwhile, his house is burning down in the Great Fire of London*

    • @theoutsideisscary3928
      @theoutsideisscary3928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Daemon Sultan LOnDoN iS MEltiNg

  • @basicallyhowto4108
    @basicallyhowto4108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This episode has some of the most iconic scenes

  • @helix2331
    @helix2331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    fun fact about the potato blight/famine
    england was using ireland for grain and that is why they needed the potatoes because the wheat and shit was getting exported, which is kinda shitty but, y'know they had food
    and then the potato blight happens
    and then england says "nah keep exporting"

  • @ZoologyFan2023
    @ZoologyFan2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    "HOLY S••T I'M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS!!! MY HEART'S A SEIZIN', MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN', THE F•••ING WALLS ARE MELTING!!! I can hear satan's voice, he's telling me to - invest in Apple! What does that mean!? Why does he want me to buy apples!?"
    - Random Drugged Peasant (2017)

    • @emmamasterson524
      @emmamasterson524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      This would go on for like a day sometimes their fingers and toes would fall off but they’d be alright ... unless they weren’t.

    • @shivenrege6780
      @shivenrege6780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's blasting not blessing

    • @sergiomillanes3867
      @sergiomillanes3867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Moral of the story kids: “Don’t eat stramge bread, you could trip balls and die.”

    • @ZoologyFan2023
      @ZoologyFan2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sergiomillanes3867
      I couldn't have said it better myself! :D

    • @ZoologyFan2023
      @ZoologyFan2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@shivenrege6780
      Oof! Thanks for correcting me, I just fixed it. I have *NO CLUE* why I thought he said "blessing" instead of "blasting". XD

  • @ConductUnbecoming17
    @ConductUnbecoming17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    I'm very happy you went out of your way to calculate the amount of joules burning those trees would produce

    • @kegleg20
      @kegleg20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah but does this mean we can build bridges to get to other planets..??

    • @cavemanbonk8320
      @cavemanbonk8320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kegleg20 only if we burn them behind us as a method of propulsion

    • @Go.Shaman
      @Go.Shaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i wish i could like a comment more than once.....

    • @Alex-bk3td
      @Alex-bk3td 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ik, matpat would be proud

    • @ConductUnbecoming17
      @ConductUnbecoming17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alex-bk3td Fuck Matpat. He's a giant piece of shit.

  • @kitsunebaxter6311
    @kitsunebaxter6311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Their soil was dumb"
    "The English were trying to get rid of the Irish in Ireland, so gave all the best land to Englishmen so they could grow things for themselves and England and systemically worked to worsen the famine at every turn."
    PoTAYto, PoTAHto.

    • @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh
      @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      sadly I know that is true about the brits crown.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChaplainBobWalkerBTh the brits tits
      there's no joke there, i just think its fun to say

  • @neversparky
    @neversparky ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It might be quite as painful-sounding as "Urethra cactus", but I'd say "Maple Syrup Urine Disease" is also up there

  • @t-the-bawnbawn2663
    @t-the-bawnbawn2663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    M' heart's a-seizin'
    M' lungs a-wheezin'

    • @mrpellagra2730
      @mrpellagra2730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      THE WALLS R MELTIN

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@mrpellagra2730 I C A N H E A R S A T A N S V O I C E

    • @user-oz2vb9kz7l
      @user-oz2vb9kz7l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      *H Ę ' ß Ť Ë Ľ Ł M Ē Ţ Ø Ī Ň V Ə § Ť Ø Ï Ń Æ P P Ł Ė*

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@user-oz2vb9kz7l "Don't eat strange bread kids, you can trip balls and die"

    • @evilpimp2475
      @evilpimp2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And i don't care

  • @CloudHeadCustoms
    @CloudHeadCustoms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2490

    Key word...
    *O N C E*

    • @heckfrick3781
      @heckfrick3781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      AmpBronx JESUS CHRIST AJFJKDKFKR I JUST SAW THE FACE
      I won’t be getting any sleep tonight

    • @winder3102
      @winder3102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Urethra cactus

    • @Leef95
      @Leef95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I got heavy PilotRedSun vibes at this scene

    • @marioalvarado2209
      @marioalvarado2209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heck Frick

    • @Zyra-Not-The-LOL-One
      @Zyra-Not-The-LOL-One 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      👁👃👁
      👄

  • @nefertitig4782
    @nefertitig4782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4 years later and the betsy devos joke is still valid af

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      not for me, i forgot she existed until chucklenuts here brought her up

  • @cdemr
    @cdemr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ngl this has to be the best episode to date

  • @derinscarlat716
    @derinscarlat716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    1:16 the face of beauty

  • @iDAN_GER
    @iDAN_GER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3981

    *O* *N* *C* *E*

    • @solidpython4964
      @solidpython4964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      That high key spooked me

    • @tou7331
      @tou7331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      _zooms in_

    • @ashketchum7229
      @ashketchum7229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      DAN[GER] NO

    • @cashewsftw
      @cashewsftw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That was fucking scary

    • @timhan9264
      @timhan9264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Reminds me of pilotredsun

  • @haileyfindlay8069
    @haileyfindlay8069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the scene where he’s like “my lungs a wheezing, my hearts a seezing” it’s my favourite scene in all his videos

  • @zcarp8642
    @zcarp8642 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:45
    That's Mr Schmidt trying to eat a blighty potato....
    Guess he really did gave a Schmidt

  • @annf1801
    @annf1801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    You forgot to mention the broomrape’s cousins:
    mopassaultwithadeadlyweapon
    and also
    vacuumcartheft

  • @732pizza
    @732pizza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    "Why is it telling me to invest in apple" lmao

    • @joaohenrique03
      @joaohenrique03 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      holy shit I'm BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS

    • @dennisweijers5400
      @dennisweijers5400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dank Meme nice profile picture

    • @joaohenrique03
      @joaohenrique03 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yee

    • @deltafighter3986
      @deltafighter3986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My hearts a seasing,
      My lungs a wheezing,
      THE FUCKIN' WALLS ARE MELTING!

    • @kimberlyso3430
      @kimberlyso3430 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shaggad M

  • @blythe4336
    @blythe4336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I genuinely miss his wonderful videos. 😭

  • @jasonbrose6743
    @jasonbrose6743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's no mistake that LSD resembles ergotamine. LSD was developed by a chemist researching ergot alkaloids and their possible derivatives.

  • @ryanhernandez1877
    @ryanhernandez1877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    *Water Blight, Wind Blight, Fire Blight, Earth Blight,*
    *_And Potato Blight_*

    • @twinx_bar
      @twinx_bar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No, no, no. Water Blight, Wind Blight, Fire Blight, and Thunder Blight.

    • @ryanhernandez1877
      @ryanhernandez1877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@twinx_bar
      ...
      Crap.

    • @Mahaliak
      @Mahaliak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@twinx_bar omfg thunder blight was hell for me

    • @lightlysalted7790
      @lightlysalted7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Potatoblight Ganon

    • @MrMogi-zg2ud
      @MrMogi-zg2ud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lightlysalted7790, BoTW's final boss when released in Ireland.

  • @trollerpilotxiv3079
    @trollerpilotxiv3079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Nobody:
    Sam O'Nella: *Urethra Cactus*

    • @nordicfalcon
      @nordicfalcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Trilobight
      Sounds like kidney stones. Or a painful STD

    • @cloaker7237
      @cloaker7237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "You have Urethra Cactus"
      "I wonder what a shotgun barrel tastes like?"

    • @AlabamaMan
      @AlabamaMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1:16

  • @DargorShepard
    @DargorShepard 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode is comedy gold, in terms of Sam O'Nella videos.

  • @silverthekitsune7007
    @silverthekitsune7007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ahh yes, I have been going to the sam o’nella academy for years, and i now have a masters degree in random knowledge and dry humour

  • @AJMerrick
    @AJMerrick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4853

    a medieval peasant could eat strange bread and get high that's hilarious

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      VC3 Productions MMMHG STRANGE BREAD MARRY ME
      -medieval junkie

    • @HeyBroRelaxx
      @HeyBroRelaxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      you forgot about the dying part lol

    • @plywoodman8626
      @plywoodman8626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      or they could just dance

    • @TheKrigeron
      @TheKrigeron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Makes believing in demons not that irrational.

    • @Alomoes
      @Alomoes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It isn't high if you are actually dying.

  • @SamONellaAcademy
    @SamONellaAcademy  7 ปีที่แล้ว +7296

    IMPORTANT CORRECTION: potato blight is technically an oomycete, not a fungus. Oomycetes are single-celled organisms that behave similarly to fungi, kinda like how algae aren't true plants.. Dunno how I made this oversight, my bad!
    edit: also, Irish reliance on potatoes had less to do with the soil and more to do with the British screwing them out of their other food items. Although the hardiness of the potato was also a factor to its general proliferation. I really need to start triple-checking this shit, honestly

    • @hotlinesanzensekai7084
      @hotlinesanzensekai7084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Phillip Hotaran Don't use the pic of my waifu like that. Delete it!

    • @justina1909
      @justina1909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      HotLine Sanzensekai your waifu is trashu (or ash-u I guess)

    • @jamaljohnson9734
      @jamaljohnson9734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Ireland could and was growing other crops during the blight it's just that the British took our corn, wheat and maize and other crops for themselves, leaving us to starve to death.

    • @andrelee7081
      @andrelee7081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      +Jamal Johnson
      Well, there is a saying that Heaven sent the blight, but the British created the famine.

    • @Cosmolovescheese
      @Cosmolovescheese 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be fair I was getting this wrong while I was studying microbiology protists are weird

  • @Astronutz555
    @Astronutz555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam's videos are the best for the new TH-cam. Whether you're in 240p or 2160p, it all looks the same!

  • @Shadow_The_Pad
    @Shadow_The_Pad ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have actually seen one of the remaining American Chestnut trees, its this little stump with a shoot coming out. Apparently it goes through cycles when it grows. Whenever it starts growing, the blight gets it and gets it down to the stump, then it repeats that process.

  • @batwithahat312
    @batwithahat312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Me: *laying in bed after a tiresome day, wanting to get some sleep*
    My neighbors: 3:49

  • @marckdisch6530
    @marckdisch6530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    Villager:"Why does he want me to buy apples?"
    The Devil: "Stonks"

    • @kermithasagun1474
      @kermithasagun1474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's a businessman doing business things in a business that specializes in business

  • @juegoscubicos4410
    @juegoscubicos4410 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, I didn't know what to do with my life until i heard that ONCE, now I have 3 nobel prizes. Thanks bro!

  • @flamingpi2245
    @flamingpi2245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:10
    I pronounce it air-got
    That means I’m better than you

    • @alexarose832
      @alexarose832 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I pronounce it as err got

    • @Luizz07
      @Luizz07 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I pronounce it as Ar god

  • @jackmazeika5594
    @jackmazeika5594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    That closeup during the chestnut blight segment was as hysterical as it was terrifying.

    • @joshmallett5718
      @joshmallett5718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How can things which get all of their material building blocks from things on earth possibly have enough of said blocks to reach the sun?

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@joshmallett5718 They're still nowhere near as large in volume as Earth is. This "bridge" to the sun? Yeah, it's only one tree wide. Plus, as autotrophs, plants can gain more mass than they take from their surroundings.

    • @kingreaperdeathofallthings1288
      @kingreaperdeathofallthings1288 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@georgiykireev9678 he is the invite to be able to get the invite to the same thing as a good day to the invite to the same place as the new head of the invite to the same place where we were in my opinion of this

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingreaperdeathofallthings1288 are you okay sir

    • @kingreaperdeathofallthings1288
      @kingreaperdeathofallthings1288 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@georgiykireev9678 yeah but it was the first to comment what is the best thing about what happens on Friday morning 🌄

  • @jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73
    @jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    It's remarkable how much Ireland appears in his videos
    Our country has gone through some shit

    • @sneeakosneeako8598
      @sneeakosneeako8598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *Laughs in polish*

    • @thomaschambers3588
      @thomaschambers3588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ScoutMasterPL Poland is basically our slavic twin tbh

    • @eddietuite732
      @eddietuite732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And now we're going through a housing crisis

    • @Undiluted_Liquid
      @Undiluted_Liquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sneeakosneeako8598 Starts laughing until i die

    • @its_eva
      @its_eva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least you don’t have to deal with brexit
      Or do you.....

  • @escalanteantopina4973
    @escalanteantopina4973 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact! The dancing plague of 1518 was caused by ergot.

  • @The-eater-of-flesh
    @The-eater-of-flesh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    urethra cactus still has me wheezing to this day

  • @cryptidboyo
    @cryptidboyo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    They brought freckles
    And these things
    HOY TE TOY TE TOY

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And now we have the Celtics

    • @tylerthedude8362
      @tylerthedude8362 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And your both racist

    • @tylerthedude8362
      @tylerthedude8362 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @A Pepsi alright which can of coke told you you didn't belong anymore

    • @APerson-jf4ls
      @APerson-jf4ls 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The comment and the people's republic of Taiwan are just commenting something Sam said on the vid. No reason to call them both racist

    • @verminted5243
      @verminted5243 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My favourite part

  • @Lerotron
    @Lerotron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Ergotamine resembles LSD only because LSD-25 was made by slight modification of it. Nature is lit 🌾🍄💥

    • @Sibula
      @Sibula 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not really "slight modification". It forst undergoes alkaline hydrolysis, is then activated with some reagents and after that is reacted with diethylamine. But yes, it is synthesised from ergotamine.

    • @megabannedagain
      @megabannedagain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Doesn't have to come from moldy bread either-- hawaiian baby woodrose and morning glories also have lysergic acid amide (LSA)

    • @katiemcd5488
      @katiemcd5488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we get it y’all are smarter then us 😞😞😞

    • @megabannedagain
      @megabannedagain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@katiemcd5488 than*

    • @katiemcd5488
      @katiemcd5488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      megabannedagain exactly