Just addressing a few comments: it is sheer coincidence for this particular video to appear today on Reddit's 'Blackout Day'! I have, obviously, collated these posts over the past few days - I can't churn out videos at a cr1TiKaL pace. I hope dearly that a peaceful resolution is found and subreddits continue to provide us with all their joy 😊 and also obviously because with Yahoo Answers dead and Twitter being run into the ground by Elon imma out be out of a damn job here wtf
@@bonecanoe86 Reddit is intentionally pricing out all the people who made third-party apps so they'll be forced to shut down and every user will be forced onto the official app. When one of the third party developers had a meeting with them to discuss what could be done in terms of pricing or decreasing API calls, they gave him no useful input. They then talked shit about him to the user base, essentially saying that he tried to blackmail them (he posted audio of the phone call, proving that they were lying about him). This change impacts people's ability to moderate subreddits effectively since the official app lacks a lot of moderation tools that third party apps have implemented, and the official app also lacks accessibility features that third party apps have, so Reddit will be inaccessible for the visually disabled. They're basically unable to compete with the third party apps on many functions but are going to annihilate them with almost no notice despite having worked together for many years. It's shitty on multiple fronts. It isn't wild that they'd want money for usage of their API but they are absolutely pricing it this way to kill these developers' projects. Even RIF (which is extremely minimalistic and has less impact than the official app!) is being priced out and destroyed.
I once tried to calmly say "I'm going to get some pain killers" and "I'm going to get some pain pills" and end up yelling "I'M GOING TO GET THE PILL KILLERS". My mom and best friend laughed so hard, which caused me to laugh, I had water come out of my nose.
Today, my history teacher tried to say "people" and "historian" at the same time when talking about interpretations, and ended up saying "pisstorian". He quickly followed that with after a slight pause and saying, "I don't want to know what *that* is."
i once bumped into someone while walking and i tried to say “oh shoot” and “i’m sorry” at the same time. it came out as “oh soup” and im still cringing to this day
I remember a few weeks ago, I tried to say to my partner "I can't handle this hot weather" and "I can't handle the heat" and my stupid brain decided to merge them together and it came out as: "I can't handle the HOWA HOWEE" Literally cackling on the floor for about 5 minutes straight
Reminds me of one time IN THR MIDDLE OF WINTER. I was going to say “It’s so fucking cold” and “I wanna get inside” Ended up saying: “I want to fuck inside”
Was outside with my mum, tried to say, "I'm scared of a bird pooping on me" but my brain mushed 'Bird' and 'poop' and what I said was "I'm scared of a boob"
I once had a roommate who worked at McDonald’s and she had to say “welcome to McDonald’s, are you going to be using the mobile app today?” Now something about her is that (outside of work) she liked to jokingly bug people with a Mickey Mouse impression to the point where that shit grew lore. So one morning she accidentally said “Welcome to mobile app, are you going to be using your McDonald’s today?” In a Mickey Mouse voice to some random stranger
My friend once said "I'm gonna go take a dump" and "I have to use your bathroom" at the same time And ended up saying "I'm gonna take your bathroom" It's still an inside joke between us 'til this day
My mom did that to my sister and me: she wanted to say “did you get enough to eat, my little sweeties?” And “did you get enough to eat, my little family?” And wound up with “did you get enough to eat, my little fatties?” We STILL laugh about that, 20+ years on 😂
One time a friend of mine tried to make an excuse while on call not to go to a party with me and accidentally tried to say "I left my grandma outside" and "I forgot to turn off my stove" and said in a hurry "I left my grandma turned on" and hung up, later texted back, profusely apologizing.
I once tried to thank my coworker who kindly made some coffee for me by (somehow) saying "Thanks! You're a sweetheart." and "Bless" at the same time. ...I ended up saying "Thanks! you're swiss." instead lmao
Honestly, I feel like that should just be their code name. It's much shorter, so if she needs to call both of them at the same time, she can say "G R A V Y" instead of the much longer "A V A A N D G R A C E"
I remember being at the store and wanting to ask my mom to buy some popcorn. For whatever reason I thought it'd be funny to randomly scramble the letters, and without thinking about it I shouted:"MUM CAN WE GET SOME COCPORN"
I was helping my mom with dinner and I wanted to ask if we were gonna need spoons or forks. Instead it came out as “Do we need sporks or-” stopped myself, we both laughed about it, then I tried to ask again and said “Foons”. Her laughter was soul-healing.
one time i tried to say "you're very welcome" and "my pleasure" to a customer i helped find the bread isle _i said "you're very pleasured" to a poor elderly woman_
A customer asked me for a refill of water for his tea and I noticed it was my favourite tea he had in his cup. I planned on saying to him “you picked the best one” (in reference to the tea) and I just said “you pissed” with a blank stare. My face immediately turned beet red as I tried to explain myself and he and my coworkers laughed at me.
My wife works in pathology at the hospital and was on the phone to a doctor giving him blood test results. He said thank you, she was going to reply with "you're welcome", but actually said "You wanker". He said "I'm sorry, what?", then she hung up.
One time I was trying to ask my boyfriend "do you need to use the bathroom" and last second my brain decided to ask him if he had to pee instead so i ended up asking him "do you need to use the pee?". Died over that one for a while there.
My friend and I were playing a game a few minutes ago where he pretended to be a giant monster. He was trying to say "destroying" and "attacking" at the same time and he ended up saying "I'm a giant monster, and I'm distracting the city!"
So, one day I was in the band room at school, and like 3 people were talking to me at once. I tried to say "hang on" and "shush yourself" at the same time. I ended up saying "hang yourse-" and then I stopped, even though probably no one heard me.
One time I came to class late and tried saying "My bad mister, I slept in", but I was listening to music on my way there and still had my earbuds in. So instead of saying that, the lyrics I was humming mixed into what I was trying to say and I ended up blurting out "My baddie mister" in front of everyone. Not a single person in that class has allowed me to forget about it (we're all good friends and have a groupchat)
I was listening to my friends tell a story. I tried to reply with "thats crazy!" or "thats insane!", but ended up yelling, "THATS A CRANE" at them, and they all stared at me in confusion for a few seconds 😭
Recently I was at work and it was pretty quiet so a female customer and I had a chat for a good 30 minutes. Being socially awkward, I had already planned to end with "It was nice to chat with you (too if nessacary)" pretty much once the conversation started. However, she threw a spanner in the works when she said "It was lovely to meet you" and my response was "I love you too"
I don’t know why but these videos specifically make me laugh so hard, I thought people were exaggerating when they comment “I can’t breathe” on a video
I watched a video of someone reacting to the "pregananant" video once, and he was laughing so much that it made it 100 times funnier to me. It actually made me fall off the sofa I was sleeping on at the time, and I was crying and choking so hard that I ended up in coughing fits until I almost threw up from gagging so much. And that was even though I kept pausing the video to take breaks! I never knew laughing like that was possible. It's dangerous xD
I ended up laughing like this at one of the edits I made in one of my own videos, to the point that I became genuinely concerned about my inability to breathe and the violent coughing that followed once I could breathe again. I was on a Skype call with my ex-girlfriend at the time, who didn't know I was watching back the video, because I was initially watching her draw over the call. She fell out of her chair laughing at *_my_* laugh, and was still laughing a bit when she got back to her desk to ask what was wrong with her drawing.
Once I was trying to say something about cults and countries to my dad and I managed to mix up the two words and very loudly, whilst staring directly into his eyes, said "C*NT" and then became so embarrassed that I couldn't say anything for 5 minutes. Thankfully we are British so it's slightly less bad than if we were American because apparently it's more insulting over there
tbh as a brit, c*nt is part of my daily vocabulary at this point. Either my relationship has godly humour or im a social cretin that has lost the ability to socialise normally. I dread the day i accidentally say something in public that i forgot is actually offensive.
I'm American and I've never actually heard someone say cunt. I've heard it's a sexist thing for men to call women, but I often say it when I'm frustrated.
I mixed up some words recently: baking instructions and baking directions. The result? Baking DESTRUCTIONS I'd like to think I'm better at baking than that implies.
One of the experiences I won't forget: After showing my aunt how to use google slides Right before I ended the call, my brain couldn't decide whether to say "No problem" or "You're welcome". Guess what I ended up saying? " *YOUR PROBLEM* "
My high school algebra teacher, while talking to a group of guys about their upcoming soccer game, tried to say "Kick 'em in the shins!" but realized that sounded too mean and switched halfway through to "Kick those balls!" Yeah, he just ended up telling them enthusiastically to "kick them in the balls!"
One time, I tried to say "I'm in Spain without the P" (like "I'm insane") but I somehow ended up with "I'm insane without the D" well that one got passed around the group chat in no time at all 💀 You should make a video solely from TH-cam comments (if you haven't already. I'm methodically watching through all of them now, I've only just discovered your channel but it's hilarious and I love your content)
I once talked to my friend and we talked about our favorite animals. My peanut brain tried to say "I love ducks" and "Seals too" at the same time, it came out as "I love deals too. "
When my sister’s cat gets a hairball, he starts wheezing, and once I tried to THINK “are you okay” and I’m so glad I didn’t say anything, cuz if I did I would’ve just yelled “Happy Birthday!”
I work as a cashier and when people buy rotisserie chicken from the deli I usually ask “you want the chicken in a bag?” or “is a bag alright?” I mashed them together one time and said “chicken bag YEAH!”
Reminds me of one time when my friend who apparently works at a KFC place. She was going to say “here’s a bag with chicken” Instead LOUDLY proclaimed “HAVE A CHICKEN DAY”
My friend's mum asked me what fast food place I would prefer. I tried to say "I don't care" and "It doesn't matter" at the same time. Accidentally told her that "I don't matter"
I did 4:23 once. I was in Germany and since I'm learning German I try to use it every time I get a chance. So that one day I entered the bakery and tried to say "Hallo" but my brain was still in English mode so it started with "Hi". What got through my mouth was a loud "Heil-o". I tried very hard to not facepalm myself and stuck to English to buy my bread.
I was trying to say “person” but somehow started saying character and stopped halfway through and ended up saying “sometimes I feel like the only carrot”
Was once helping a girl in my class with some math work. Now i have no idea what words she mixed up but i do know it ended with her looking at me dead in the eyes and going "you're a smart chicken arent ya" I will never forget the weirdest complement ive ever been given in my life
This isn't even weird to me, "chicken" is a term of endearment where I'm from. So is "hen" and, best of all, "cock". We just really like poultry I guess.
I went to wave goodbye to a dear friend recently, but was tired and distracted and flipped him off instead. I'm normally really lovely to him. He greeted me the next time I saw him by doing the same. We're good.
Once I went to the doctors for being sick, and being the mess I was, I tried debating whether or not to be casual and say "whats up" or "Good morning, its great to see you (????)". For some reason they mixed up and so I looked my doctor into the eyes and said with a weak and raspy voice, "What _is_ soup?"
My coworker was trying to say "bye" but her brain tried to say "good night" instead so she ended up saying "Alright, guy!" At least whatever guy she was talking to knows he's alright
I worked at Chick-fil-A for a while, and when it got really late at night, I would lose all ability to function or form sentences. There was one time I was working the drive-thru later in the evening when I tried to say "have a nice day" and "have a nice night," so instead I said "Have a nice DIE" followed by me staring them blankly in the eyes as they drove away, having no idea how to apologize.
I jumbled an entire sentence yesterday. I was trying to very enthusiastically make a point to my friend about something and all the words came out at once leaving me with “wereg in the waf ga by da ba!” shouted very directly into his face with the intensity of a heated lawyer in a court room. I just kept smiling like what I had said made perfect sense. He blinked and hit me with “you’re right, I can’t speak simlish.”
Lmao. It would be so intrusive and intriguing To say “That’s gay” to a LGBTQ person who isn’t even gay. Random explanation: One time someone randomly proclaimed “that’s gay” to me while me & my brother were just hugging after not meeting for years. IT WAS AWKWARD. THEY EVEN MISTAKEN ME AS A GUY- i’m A FEMALE NOT A GUY
Ah, this reminds me of when I was playing fire fighters with my younger brother and several other little kids and I accidentally mixed up “fire truck emergency” and shouted “FUCK EMERGENCY” in the middle of a McDonald’s playground
One time me and my friend were baking muffins in the kitchen. We left to do something for a little while but her mom was doing things in the kitchen so I poked my head in and was deciding between asking "Are the muffins ready" and "Have the muffins baked yet?". I totally blanked and screamed at this poor woman "BROMPHIN?!"
I went with my parents to meet some extended family at a restaurant for my 12(-ish) birthday. I was excitedly explaining to my parents how badly I wanted a “big stitch” plushie for my birthday. Instead of saying “big stitch”, I said “I want a b*tch plushie!!” My parents (and I, at the time) were pretty intensely religious, so I froze and my face went red. Luckily they thought it was a really silly mistake and we all laughed, but I thought I committed like the most atrocious sin on the planet lol.
I was once talking to my Mum in the car, I can't remember about what, but I tried to say the words "tuck" and "fold" at the same time, and it came out as "fuck".
A colleague of mine once tried to say bye to an English customer, but she accidentally mixed it up with the Dutch word for bye which is 'doei'. She just looked the guy dead in the eyes and said: "D... DIE."
@@irishuisman1450 I told about what happened to another colleague of mine. Within 3 days she said the same thing to a foreign customer. Either our workplace in Eindhoven is cursed, or just telling about what happened is a curse in and of itself. If it's the latter.. I'm sorry
@@bigtrollybigtrolly I think being bilingual is a curse lmaoo. I'm also Dutch and worked in England for a while. Nah, the random dumb af sentences that left my mouth sometimes... I'm sure other bilinguals have the same issue XD
One time I was tired and I tried to say "It's doesn't matter" and "I don't mind" at the same time, I ended up creepily saying "It doesn't mind" to my grandma.
After my adviser received an award, I met him backstage and was about to greet him with a "congrats!" but instead my brain just thought "quick! say some greeting" then what I said to my adviser was "Happy birthday!"
When I was 7 year old I was with my mum in the store and I bumped into a tall person I was trying to say “oops” and “sorry” and ended up saying sup The look of pure happiness on the guys face still confuses me
i think this is genuinely my favourite subject for a video, ever. full stop. i was in tears halfway through the video and wheezing when it was done. jesus christ.
Drunkenly just said: "she's a good puman" - as I wasn't sure whether to say "person" or "human". Made me think of this vid. Thanks Matt Rose. You're also a good puman.
Remembering the time I tried to say "pretend" and "practice" at the same time and ended up saying "pretactice" instead. It's not even that funny but TO THIS DAY every time it crosses my mind, my brain conjures up this image of a little cactus under the desert sun to accompany the word and it sends me into absolute hysterics.
The other day my friend and I were having a discussion about the new Zelda game, and I somehow tried to say "Twitter" and "Link" at the same time, and I ended up saying "Twink," thus causing both of us to fall over in hysterics
I was once talking to my brothers at a wedding or something that we were all at and I was trying to say "let's take a seat" and "let's sit" and i totally told them "let's take a shit" and no one in our family swears and I just looked at them and we all burst out laughing and I was like "let's not talk about that again" 😂
Now that reminds me of one time when I was gonna order.. when I was gonna ask for a “Caramel Macchiato” My brain thought of something completely else I ended up saying: Can I have a mosquito please? 💀 And then 4 mins later bumbing into my friend and I tried to say “OPSIE DAISY” and “FUCK ME NOT AGAIN” at the same time. I loudly proclaimed publicly. “OH FUCK ME DAISY” 😭 HIS NAME IS ARON.
One time my biology teacher, while describing how a cell worked, tried to say ‘little holes’ and ‘pores’ at the same time. It came out ‘little whores.’ He had a good laugh about it alongside us.
Swede visiting Ireland, eating lunch. Needed to use the bathroom so got the attention of a waitress to ask where the restroom was. My handful of braincells got spooked just as I opened my mouth and out came "can I borrow your toilet?"
Tried to say “he has the longest time so far!” And “he’s lasted the longest” at the same time while at a bull ride machine at a school party. Instead, my dumbass shouted “HE’S LONGEST THE LASTEST!” And I still facepalm at myself from it 💀
Remembering the time I tried to tell a costumer "the card machines are picky" and "sometimes they're fickle" at the same time so it came out as "The card machines are pickle.....I mean ficky, I mean-"
This reminds of one tongue twister “I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit.” I think the problem speaks for itself especially when you’re doing this as a vocal warm-up for a musical with a youth theatre company.
"I slit the sheet the sheet I slit Upon the slitted sheet I sit" "I slit the sheet the sheet I slit upon the slitted sheet I sit "I slit the sheet the sleet I shi
Had a friend who was a singer for a local rock band. When he gave me tickets for his show I was between saying “ sing your heart out” and “sing your voice out”. Ended up accidentally saying “sing your horse” 🐴
My friend was eating spicy ramen once and my sister came down from her room and my friend was going to say “you’re annoying” and “it’s spicy” and ended up saying “you’re spicy” and my sister was visibly confused while I just burst into laughter and died on the floor while my lungs stopped working 💀
I have two of these stories. So, I was on call with a few friends and we're playing a horror game. Its pretty late at night, I just drank a Caprisun and an energy drink. My friend laughs at something another said and her giggle sounded very menacing. I went to say giggle and chuckle, but ending up telling her she has a "devious chickle" 💀 The second one happened between me and my mother. Whenever I grab something, I usually say "snatch" or "yoink". Tried to say both and ended up shouting "SNOINK" My mother now uses it in her daily speech.
I was once cycling home with a watermelon in a bag hanging off my handlebars and it was pulling me around. Some people moved to the side to let me pass on a thin pathway. What I wanted to say was something along the lines of "Oh thanks, but I can't cycle very straight right now because of this watermelon and I don't want to knock into you". What came out was "Oh no thanks, I have a melon"
Once got so scared by an enemy sneaking up behind me in Zelda that instead of, “shit” or “shite” as I was attempting, I _instead_ proclaimed, “SCHEIßE!” I am not from Germany, nor do I speak the language.
I was talking to someone the other day. I tried to end the conversation by saying "Have a good day!" and "Buh-bye!". I looked her directly in her eyes and said "Happy Birthday." and walked away. It was not her birthday.
I played trombone all through middle school, and once a kid poked his head into the aisle on the bus and I hit him with my case. I tried to say "are you ok" and "sorry" and ended up very aggressively telling him "are you sorry!" Never living it down
Now that reminds me of one time when I was gonna order.. when I was gonna ask for a “Caramel Macchiato” My brain thought of something completely else I ended up saying: Can I have a mosquito please? 💀 And then 4 mins later bumbing into my friend and I tried to say “OPSIE DAISY” and “FUCK ME NOT AGAIN” at the same time. I loudly proclaimed publicly. “OH FUCK ME DAISY” 😭 HIS NAME IS ARON.
I asked my dad for a drink of his water cup since I didn’t have one. I have no FLIPPIN clue what I was trynna say, but I said,” Moshie” while making eye contact. I was also smiling hunched over after waking up from a 3 hour nap. This happened months ago and I’m still confused. 🤷♀️
During a film summer camp I was trying my hand at directing and wanted to say "lets practice that scene again" and "maybe we can try a different angle next" which of course came out of my mouth, "let practice sex!"
I accidentally shoulder checked my manager at a busy coffee shop. I tried to say “Are you okay?!” and “Sorry!” at the same time and accidentally said “Are you sorry?!”
Just addressing a few comments: it is sheer coincidence for this particular video to appear today on Reddit's 'Blackout Day'! I have, obviously, collated these posts over the past few days - I can't churn out videos at a cr1TiKaL pace. I hope dearly that a peaceful resolution is found and subreddits continue to provide us with all their joy 😊 and also obviously because with Yahoo Answers dead and Twitter being run into the ground by Elon imma out be out of a damn job here wtf
That is going to hurt you 😢
Reddit can't leave us without the goattt
I'm out of the loop, what the hell is "Blackout Day"?
It's JOEVER
@@bonecanoe86 Reddit is intentionally pricing out all the people who made third-party apps so they'll be forced to shut down and every user will be forced onto the official app. When one of the third party developers had a meeting with them to discuss what could be done in terms of pricing or decreasing API calls, they gave him no useful input. They then talked shit about him to the user base, essentially saying that he tried to blackmail them (he posted audio of the phone call, proving that they were lying about him).
This change impacts people's ability to moderate subreddits effectively since the official app lacks a lot of moderation tools that third party apps have implemented, and the official app also lacks accessibility features that third party apps have, so Reddit will be inaccessible for the visually disabled. They're basically unable to compete with the third party apps on many functions but are going to annihilate them with almost no notice despite having worked together for many years.
It's shitty on multiple fronts. It isn't wild that they'd want money for usage of their API but they are absolutely pricing it this way to kill these developers' projects. Even RIF (which is extremely minimalistic and has less impact than the official app!) is being priced out and destroyed.
Imagine bumping into someone and just yell "ARE YOU COOL"
*nic cage energy intensifies*
average highschool experience
Sounds like a modern day way of saying are you ok tbh
@@andynachos2045 yea kinda
Followed by "BRUV!"
Imagine being the guy that got “ *FLONG* ” yelled at them in the middle of their sentence
No one will know how I got these likes >:)
That's absolutely hillary 😭
Edit: bro i was try'na say hilarious wtf ☠️ 😭
That would be- *FLONG*
"and then, while I was walking out of th-"
*"FLONG"*
"You know, this one time I---"
" *FLONG* "
awkward silence
I once tried to calmly say "I'm going to get some pain killers" and "I'm going to get some pain pills" and end up yelling "I'M GOING TO GET THE PILL KILLERS". My mom and best friend laughed so hard, which caused me to laugh, I had water come out of my nose.
At Least You Didn’t Say “Pain Pain”
Gotta protect your family against the pill killers
one man's vocal flub is another man's free band name
Better than grabbing the killer pills.
Today, my history teacher tried to say "people" and "historian" at the same time when talking about interpretations, and ended up saying "pisstorian". He quickly followed that with after a slight pause and saying, "I don't want to know what *that* is."
LMAO
they study the history of piss, obviously
Charon pfp ong‼️‼️
Oh my lord.
Lmao!! I’m dead!
i once bumped into someone while walking and i tried to say “oh shoot” and “i’m sorry” at the same time. it came out as “oh soup” and im still cringing to this day
😭😭😭
I see that as an absolute win
i might start saying oh soup because i love it
what did they say in response?
Lol
I remember a few weeks ago, I tried to say to my partner "I can't handle this hot weather" and "I can't handle the heat" and my stupid brain decided to merge them together and it came out as: "I can't handle the HOWA HOWEE"
Literally cackling on the floor for about 5 minutes straight
Reminds me of one time IN THR MIDDLE OF WINTER.
I was going to say “It’s so fucking cold” and “I wanna get inside”
Ended up saying:
“I want to fuck inside”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
the HOWA HOWEE
@@catergamer1 I just absolutely love that
HOWA HOWEE I'M CACKLING TOO😭😭
Was outside with my mum, tried to say, "I'm scared of a bird pooping on me" but my brain mushed 'Bird' and 'poop' and what I said was "I'm scared of a boob"
Th
OML-
relatable
me fr
Just one boob?
I once had a roommate who worked at McDonald’s and she had to say “welcome to McDonald’s, are you going to be using the mobile app today?”
Now something about her is that (outside of work) she liked to jokingly bug people with a Mickey Mouse impression to the point where that shit grew lore.
So one morning she accidentally said “Welcome to mobile app, are you going to be using your McDonald’s today?” In a Mickey Mouse voice to some random stranger
I literally started laughing loudly in my living room imagining this
😂😂😂😂😂 that’s hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am using IHOP.
She probably either made that strangers day or made them confused for the rest of their lives
My friend once said "I'm gonna go take a dump" and "I have to use your bathroom" at the same time
And ended up saying "I'm gonna take your bathroom"
It's still an inside joke between us 'til this day
It's like cats marking territory.
I can imagine! 😂🤣
LMAOOOOO
Better than "I have to use your dump", I guess.
HES GONNA TAKE HIS BATHROOM
My mom did that to my sister and me: she wanted to say “did you get enough to eat, my little sweeties?” And “did you get enough to eat, my little family?” And wound up with “did you get enough to eat, my little fatties?”
We STILL laugh about that, 20+ years on 😂
i'm wheezing omg😭😭😭
What if she said this on purpose 👀
Plot twist there was no mistake
Awwww your mumma sounds sweet :3
I do this to my siblings all the time lol
I once tried to say, “My brain is melting” and “My mind is breaking down” so I ended up with, and I quote,
“My main is having a brelt down”
Well, that sure shows that you're mind broke down
Your
It just helps send the message
Congrats for being added in a video my guy
@@mxron1. Wait what?
One time a friend of mine tried to make an excuse while on call not to go to a party with me and accidentally tried to say "I left my grandma outside" and "I forgot to turn off my stove" and said in a hurry "I left my grandma turned on" and hung up, later texted back, profusely apologizing.
🤣💀💀
LMAO I CAN'T RBEATHE
HELP LMAO
😂😂😂
I once tried to thank my coworker who kindly made some coffee for me by (somehow) saying "Thanks! You're a sweetheart." and "Bless" at the same time.
...I ended up saying "Thanks! you're swiss." instead lmao
NOO I DON'T WANT TO BE FROM SWITZERLAND 😭😭😭
Thank you for always taking a neutral stance in any major conflict
the cold, hard truth
Assigned Swiss at coffee break
I would of replied with "no I'm trans"
My mom tried to call over my sisters, ava and grace at the same time but ended up shouting "GRAVY"
Noelle Honey Sweetie Darling Gravy
@@gamingcookiereal 01100100 01100101 01101100 01110100 01100001 01110010 01110101 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100110 01100101 01110010 01100101 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101100 (convert from binary to text)
@gamingcookiereal was that a deltarune reference?
FUCK YEAH IM NOT THE ONLY NERD IN THE COMMENTS
Honestly, I feel like that should just be their code name.
It's much shorter, so if she needs to call both of them at the same time, she can say
"G R A V Y"
instead of the much longer
"A V A A N D G R A C E"
did they respond
I remember being at the store and wanting to ask my mom to buy some popcorn. For whatever reason I thought it'd be funny to randomly scramble the letters, and without thinking about it I shouted:"MUM CAN WE GET SOME COCPORN"
th-cam.com/video/dLdvuTMhYRQ/w-d-xo.html
So, you have chosen death.
Who are you talking to?
Cerwfreverg🎉yuhhnneybtghyuvr rctyvtg😢trvv
@@HVY526Who is it you think you see?
I was helping my mom with dinner and I wanted to ask if we were gonna need spoons or forks. Instead it came out as “Do we need sporks or-” stopped myself, we both laughed about it, then I tried to ask again and said “Foons”. Her laughter was soul-healing.
The delivery of “And. I. Just. Said. BUTTER.” was incredible 😂😂😂
100 50 40 30 20 10 BUTTER
1:01 I don’t know what I’d been expecting, but it was NOT just “butter”
one time i tried to say
"you're very welcome"
and
"my pleasure"
to a customer i helped find the bread isle
_i said "you're very pleasured" to a poor elderly woman_
NO 😭
OH NO 😭😭
laugh
LMAO-
Be careful when I’m around.
I’m also a worker there 💀
NNOOO1!! 😭😭😭
“Have a gay Davey!” should be actual slang for wishing some a good day
TRUE
I wonder if a person named Davey is Gay.
Tbh it sound like one of them old London sayings like
‘Apples and pears’
Or smt
@@RainyFoxQuadrobistTherianit’s called cockney rhyming slang
@@blucheavy3282 oh thx ☺️
A customer asked me for a refill of water for his tea and I noticed it was my favourite tea he had in his cup. I planned on saying to him “you picked the best one” (in reference to the tea) and I just said “you pissed” with a blank stare. My face immediately turned beet red as I tried to explain myself and he and my coworkers laughed at me.
My wife works in pathology at the hospital and was on the phone to a doctor giving him blood test results. He said thank you, she was going to reply with "you're welcome", but actually said "You wanker". He said "I'm sorry, what?", then she hung up.
but was she wrong, though?
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣💀
lmao
One time I was trying to ask my boyfriend "do you need to use the bathroom" and last second my brain decided to ask him if he had to pee instead so i ended up asking him "do you need to use the pee?". Died over that one for a while there.
reminds me of the tumblr post about someone asking 'do you need to use the sleep?'
@Iris Huisman yea! I was wondering why that sounded familiar lol
@@irishuisman1450 OH yeah it does sound like that post lmao. It's a quality post.
DO. YOU. NEED. TO. USE. THE. PEE. I CANT-
LMAO
I tried too tell my Mom that that dog shit on the floor once and ended up saying "MY FLOOR SHITTED THE DOG"
I CAN'T BRATHE SSKOSMSVS
What happens after
@@dravengarcia8658 We both laughed and then cleaned up the poop lol
My friend and I were playing a game a few minutes ago where he pretended to be a giant monster. He was trying to say "destroying" and "attacking" at the same time and he ended up saying "I'm a giant monster, and I'm distracting the city!"
So, one day I was in the band room at school, and like 3 people were talking to me at once.
I tried to say "hang on" and "shush yourself" at the same time.
I ended up saying "hang yourse-" and then I stopped, even though probably no one heard me.
HELP I WOULD CRY
@Not RickRoll 🅥 seven?
HELP THIS JUST MADE ME CACKLE
@@onlyjpg it’s a bot
HEHEHAHE
One time I came to class late and tried saying "My bad mister, I slept in", but I was listening to music on my way there and still had my earbuds in. So instead of saying that, the lyrics I was humming mixed into what I was trying to say and I ended up blurting out "My baddie mister" in front of everyone. Not a single person in that class has allowed me to forget about it (we're all good friends and have a groupchat)
Is baddie a slang word for something funny, or was it…just funny?
I read what you meant to say and thought you ended up saying "I slept in my bad sister".
@Aaron Rayner
Okay, but the lack of punctuation in the quoted section of your comment scares me a little 😂.
@@Leonagraphy Baddie generally is slang for an attractive person.
@@shannonhughes203 Hol' up
One time when I was in art club after school, a class mate tried to say that’s nice and that’s lovely but ended up telling me “That’s lice”.
CONGRATS UR IN A VID
I sneezed in class and tried to say “I thought I could save it” but instead said “I was saving it for later… which was right after.”
I was listening to my friends tell a story. I tried to reply with "thats crazy!" or "thats insane!", but ended up yelling, "THATS A CRANE" at them, and they all stared at me in confusion for a few seconds 😭
plot twist: it was a steamroller
*IT'S A BIRD*
@@curiouscreator8806 It's a crane!
@@noodlesnookROADA ROLLA DA!!!
"Yeah so like, this happened-"
"THATS A CRANE"🔥🔥🔥
Recently I was at work and it was pretty quiet so a female customer and I had a chat for a good 30 minutes. Being socially awkward, I had already planned to end with "It was nice to chat with you (too if nessacary)" pretty much once the conversation started. However, she threw a spanner in the works when she said "It was lovely to meet you" and my response was "I love you too"
oh holy shit thats probably the worst one
Amen to you brother 😭
*nesacurry
I would probably walk into on coming traffic if that happened to me
necassury*
I was trying to say “Love you, bye!” To one of my friends and ended up saying, very cheerfully, “Lie!”
Once, at a store with my mom, I saw some pickles. Naturally, I wanted to say “Oh, look. They have Pickles!” ended up saying “LOOK, PICKEL”
I don’t know why but these videos specifically make me laugh so hard, I thought people were exaggerating when they comment “I can’t breathe” on a video
It's a wonderful experience
I watched a video of someone reacting to the "pregananant" video once, and he was laughing so much that it made it 100 times funnier to me. It actually made me fall off the sofa I was sleeping on at the time, and I was crying and choking so hard that I ended up in coughing fits until I almost threw up from gagging so much. And that was even though I kept pausing the video to take breaks! I never knew laughing like that was possible. It's dangerous xD
I ended up laughing like this at one of the edits I made in one of my own videos, to the point that I became genuinely concerned about my inability to breathe and the violent coughing that followed once I could breathe again.
I was on a Skype call with my ex-girlfriend at the time, who didn't know I was watching back the video, because I was initially watching her draw over the call. She fell out of her chair laughing at *_my_* laugh, and was still laughing a bit when she got back to her desk to ask what was wrong with her drawing.
Sometimes I have to pause the video for a few moments so I can catch my breath.
Because of that, it is not a good idea to eat or drink while watching his videos.
Once I was trying to say something about cults and countries to my dad and I managed to mix up the two words and very loudly, whilst staring directly into his eyes, said "C*NT" and then became so embarrassed that I couldn't say anything for 5 minutes. Thankfully we are British so it's slightly less bad than if we were American because apparently it's more insulting over there
If you were in Australia it would just signal a new maturing of your relationship 😀
CUNT?!
💀 WHAT. LMAO
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 hell no-
It would be way different in Canada.
We’d beat the shit out of spoke who calls others “Cunts”
tbh as a brit, c*nt is part of my daily vocabulary at this point. Either my relationship has godly humour or im a social cretin that has lost the ability to socialise normally. I dread the day i accidentally say something in public that i forgot is actually offensive.
I'm American and I've never actually heard someone say cunt. I've heard it's a sexist thing for men to call women, but I often say it when I'm frustrated.
I mixed up some words recently: baking instructions and baking directions.
The result? Baking DESTRUCTIONS
I'd like to think I'm better at baking than that implies.
One of the experiences I won't forget: After showing my aunt how to use google slides
Right before I ended the call, my brain couldn't decide whether to say "No problem" or "You're welcome".
Guess what I ended up saying?
" *YOUR PROBLEM* "
My high school algebra teacher, while talking to a group of guys about their upcoming soccer game, tried to say "Kick 'em in the shins!" but realized that sounded too mean and switched halfway through to "Kick those balls!" Yeah, he just ended up telling them enthusiastically to "kick them in the balls!"
That’s even worse…
no he just doubled down on the mean and used that as an alibi in case they didn't like it
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 I’m dead.
that doesnt make it better 😭😭
if you insist
Accidentally stepped on my friends foot, tried to say “sorry“ and “oops” at the same time… looked her dead in the eyes and said “soup.”
One time, I tried to say "I'm in Spain without the P" (like "I'm insane") but I somehow ended up with "I'm insane without the D" well that one got passed around the group chat in no time at all 💀
You should make a video solely from TH-cam comments (if you haven't already. I'm methodically watching through all of them now, I've only just discovered your channel but it's hilarious and I love your content)
I’m in Spain without the A
@@depressionpie4859 S P I N
@@depressionpie4859 youyr'e in spin?
These ones are my all-time favorites honestly. First thing in a while to make me genuinely laugh out loud
same of all the matt rose videos these are the ones that make me laugh the most
Same. That's why I asked Reddit :D
Yoooo I done did get a heart from Matt! Thanks Matt, love your work. Your videos always cheer me up
@@the_zestylime oh wait was that you??
Edit: holy shit if that’s real then great job
I know, my stomach hurts from laughing now!
I once talked to my friend and we talked about our favorite animals. My peanut brain tried to say "I love ducks" and "Seals too" at the same time, it came out as "I love deals too. "
Doesn't everybody love deals
The Art of the Deal
@@thebingler77 especially when you can get but 1 get 1 free cereal
@@Flesh_Wizard "It was a great response, the best response, everyone's saying it."
@@connorbeith3232 "best response ever, believe me, believe me"
the "FLONG!" thing had me laughing so hard it triggered a coughing fit and I'm now not entirely sure I haven't collapsed a lung
When my sister’s cat gets a hairball, he starts wheezing, and once I tried to THINK “are you okay” and I’m so glad I didn’t say anything, cuz if I did I would’ve just yelled “Happy Birthday!”
I work as a cashier and when people buy rotisserie chicken from the deli I usually ask “you want the chicken in a bag?” or “is a bag alright?”
I mashed them together one time and said “chicken bag YEAH!”
Reminds me of one time when my friend who apparently works at a KFC place.
She was going to say “here’s a bag with chicken”
Instead LOUDLY proclaimed
“HAVE A CHICKEN DAY”
CHICKEN BAG YEAH
That kind of sounds like an odd but good rap line
YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!
@@KadeoAVvalentine I would LOVE to have a chicken day 😂😭
My friend's mum asked me what fast food place I would prefer. I tried to say "I don't care" and "It doesn't matter" at the same time. Accidentally told her that "I don't matter"
*mood*
real
Freudian slip XDD
oof
It means the same thing in the context
I did 4:23 once. I was in Germany and since I'm learning German I try to use it every time I get a chance. So that one day I entered the bakery and tried to say "Hallo" but my brain was still in English mode so it started with "Hi". What got through my mouth was a loud "Heil-o".
I tried very hard to not facepalm myself and stuck to English to buy my bread.
I was trying to say “person” but somehow started saying character and stopped halfway through and ended up saying “sometimes I feel like the only carrot”
Was once helping a girl in my class with some math work. Now i have no idea what words she mixed up but i do know it ended with her looking at me dead in the eyes and going "you're a smart chicken arent ya"
I will never forget the weirdest complement ive ever been given in my life
I think it might’ve been “You’re a smart cookie” and “You’re a smart person” but idk
why did i read that in a northern irish accent?
Maybe she was Spanish and meant to say "chico" which means "boy"
This isn't even weird to me, "chicken" is a term of endearment where I'm from. So is "hen" and, best of all, "cock". We just really like poultry I guess.
@@TheKosstImogenyou’re a decent cock, mate
I’ll never forget the day i was talking to a female friend and got torn between saying either ‘swag’ or ‘slay’ so i just said ‘slag’
My favorite Transformer
It's the stuff you skim off the top of molten metal
I went to wave goodbye to a dear friend recently, but was tired and distracted and flipped him off instead. I'm normally really lovely to him.
He greeted me the next time I saw him by doing the same. We're good.
I read your comment out loud and accidentally said "sway".
@@gav1233 lol
I once tried to announce to my family I had big news but my brain mixed up the last two words and I ended up shouting to my dad "I got booze!"
I can no longer watch these videos while eating breakfast because I always seem to spit out my oatmeal fron laughing too hard.
Once I went to the doctors for being sick, and being the mess I was, I tried debating whether or not to be casual and say "whats up" or "Good morning, its great to see you (????)". For some reason they mixed up and so I looked my doctor into the eyes and said with a weak and raspy voice,
"What _is_ soup?"
This is the third soup jumble
@@realPurpleOrb EXACTLY
Cereal. Fight me
This implies that the ocean is cereal, therefore you should be fought
@@llllllllemon Is it though?
You know hes a good ytber when he managed to make a reddit video when every SR is shutting down for a few days
Reddits done gone dark boi
@Not RickRoll 🅥 bot
@F𝗮ѵ⊕ Edits SubReddit i assume
RIP reddit. Let's hope the protests work.
How does he do this
My coworker was trying to say "bye" but her brain tried to say "good night" instead so she ended up saying "Alright, guy!" At least whatever guy she was talking to knows he's alright
I worked at Chick-fil-A for a while, and when it got really late at night, I would lose all ability to function or form sentences. There was one time I was working the drive-thru later in the evening when I tried to say "have a nice day" and "have a nice night," so instead I said "Have a nice DIE" followed by me staring them blankly in the eyes as they drove away, having no idea how to apologize.
I jumbled an entire sentence yesterday. I was trying to very enthusiastically make a point to my friend about something and all the words came out at once leaving me with “wereg in the waf ga by da ba!” shouted very directly into his face with the intensity of a heated lawyer in a court room. I just kept smiling like what I had said made perfect sense. He blinked and hit me with “you’re right, I can’t speak simlish.”
NOT THE SIMLISH!!😂😂
Bro not the Simlish
I'm dead 💀
I can actually hear the weird Sims guys speaking those exact words
I was scrolling through the comments, at 1 am and I go into a laughing fit for a whole minute because of this 😭💀
Are you having a stroke, my dude?
@@0_dearghealach_083 nah i just talk to fast for my own good lol
One of my friends came out as bisexual, so I tried to tell her “that’s great!”, but my mouth wanted to say “okay.”
I accidentally said “That’s gay!”
Lmao. It would be so intrusive and intriguing
To say “That’s gay” to a LGBTQ person who isn’t even gay.
Random explanation:
One time someone randomly proclaimed “that’s gay” to me while me & my brother were just hugging after not meeting for years.
IT WAS AWKWARD.
THEY EVEN MISTAKEN ME AS A GUY-
i’m A FEMALE NOT A GUY
"I'm bi..."
"That's gay."
Well too bad your friend is only halfway gay
Well, it's not *wrong*
"Yeah. Gay." -Crimson
Ah, this reminds me of when I was playing fire fighters with my younger brother and several other little kids and I accidentally mixed up “fire truck emergency” and shouted “FUCK EMERGENCY” in the middle of a McDonald’s playground
😂😂😂😂
1:42 "Have a gay Davey!"
Me, a Newsies fan: "Thanks, I believe I will."
me a dayshift at freddys fan: thank you very much
Me, a Dave and Bambi fan: Sorry, that Davey isn’t gay.
@@imabitsilly118hello old sport
One time me and my friend were baking muffins in the kitchen. We left to do something for a little while but her mom was doing things in the kitchen so I poked my head in and was deciding between asking "Are the muffins ready" and "Have the muffins baked yet?". I totally blanked and screamed at this poor woman "BROMPHIN?!"
You sure you weren't *baked*?
Did she answer the question? The only way to respond to that is MAKLUCK
I can't breathe I'm dying help 😭
"Alright I fini-"
" *BROMPHIN* "
That sounds like some sort of food
I went with my parents to meet some extended family at a restaurant for my 12(-ish) birthday. I was excitedly explaining to my parents how badly I wanted a “big stitch” plushie for my birthday. Instead of saying “big stitch”, I said “I want a b*tch plushie!!” My parents (and I, at the time) were pretty intensely religious, so I froze and my face went red. Luckily they thought it was a really silly mistake and we all laughed, but I thought I committed like the most atrocious sin on the planet lol.
at least they laughed...
whyth, doesnt this word literar mean 'female dog'?
@@equilibrum999 They combined "big" and "stitch" into "bitch". Also, what does whyth mean?
@@el-nathanbut "bitch" means female dog
but did you get the b*tch plushie?
"Are they damaged or do you just don't wanted them?"
-me when a customer returned a carton of eggs
I was once talking to my Mum in the car, I can't remember about what, but I tried to say the words "tuck" and "fold" at the same time, and it came out as "fuck".
💀
Dude's gonna be grounded.
@@leonardonunes5437 Nah, my Mum just laughed along with me.
Wow, you're so lucky.
A colleague of mine once tried to say bye to an English customer, but she accidentally mixed it up with the Dutch word for bye which is 'doei'. She just looked the guy dead in the eyes and said:
"D... DIE."
oh I hope that never happens to me ^^'
"Thank you for shopping with us, now DIE 😊"
@@irishuisman1450 I told about what happened to another colleague of mine. Within 3 days she said the same thing to a foreign customer. Either our workplace in Eindhoven is cursed, or just telling about what happened is a curse in and of itself. If it's the latter.. I'm sorry
Did he come back shitless?
@@bigtrollybigtrolly I think being bilingual is a curse lmaoo. I'm also Dutch and worked in England for a while. Nah, the random dumb af sentences that left my mouth sometimes... I'm sure other bilinguals have the same issue XD
One time I was tired and I tried to say "It's doesn't matter" and "I don't mind" at the same time, I ended up creepily saying "It doesn't mind" to my grandma.
After my adviser received an award, I met him backstage and was about to greet him with a "congrats!" but instead my brain just thought "quick! say some greeting" then what I said to my adviser was "Happy birthday!"
When I was 7 year old I was with my mum in the store and I bumped into a tall person I was trying to say “oops” and “sorry” and ended up saying sup
The look of pure happiness on the guys face still confuses me
One time when I was 14 (5 years ago)
I managed to say “Sorry” and “Excuse me” and “I DIDNT WATCH MY STEP”
i then *LOUDLY* proclaimed:
EXCUSE MY SISTER
he probably just thought it was cute.
@@KadeoAVvalentineomg 😭😭
@@KadeoAVvalentineyou have a lot of these stories, eh?
i think this is genuinely my favourite subject for a video, ever. full stop. i was in tears halfway through the video and wheezing when it was done. jesus christ.
Drunkenly just said: "she's a good puman" - as I wasn't sure whether to say "person" or "human". Made me think of this vid. Thanks Matt Rose. You're also a good puman.
I tried saying “it’s muggy” and “it’s humid” at the same time, ended up saying “it’s moggy” every time I tried to say either word lmao
Remembering the time I tried to say "pretend" and "practice" at the same time and ended up saying "pretactice" instead. It's not even that funny but TO THIS DAY every time it crosses my mind, my brain conjures up this image of a little cactus under the desert sun to accompany the word and it sends me into absolute hysterics.
now i’m picturing it 😭
That's adorable
You are now forced to look at the beautiful image again
pretactice
Are we not going to talk about the McDonald's cashier who just said "heil"
2:41 mrflimflam
Roblox?
@@BLP_Memesmhm
albertsstuff
@@TheTimestampCommenter😟
The other day my friend and I were having a discussion about the new Zelda game, and I somehow tried to say "Twitter" and "Link" at the same time, and I ended up saying "Twink," thus causing both of us to fall over in hysterics
I mean...he is a twink
tbf twink is a pretty good description of what Link looks like xD
He is tho
you aint wrong
link might be the most convenient possible character to accidentally call a twink
I was once talking to my brothers at a wedding or something that we were all at and I was trying to say "let's take a seat" and "let's sit" and i totally told them "let's take a shit" and no one in our family swears and I just looked at them and we all burst out laughing and I was like "let's not talk about that again" 😂
Now that reminds me of one time when I was gonna order..
when I was gonna ask for a
“Caramel Macchiato”
My brain thought of something completely else
I ended up saying:
Can I have a mosquito please?
💀
And then 4 mins later bumbing into my friend and I tried to say
“OPSIE DAISY” and “FUCK ME NOT AGAIN” at the same time.
I loudly proclaimed publicly. “OH FUCK ME DAISY” 😭
HIS NAME IS ARON.
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@KadeoAVvalentine🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We were all counting down for no reason. One kid said blast off. The rest of us said happy birthday, she corrected herself BLAPPY BIRTHDAY
B L A P P Y B I R T H D A Y
few months ago i bumped into a classmate ive never spoken to and i tried to say "sorry" and "excuse me" at the same time and i just hissed at him
I am glad Matt is doing a part 2 series
He’s the guy who can make shrek 2 as good as 1
@Not RickRoll 🅥 wtf?
Hey, Shrek 2 was pretty good.
@@HiddenPufferfish01928 its a bot
what are you talking about shrek 2 was amazing
@@no_ I know
That’s what I ment
One time my biology teacher, while describing how a cell worked, tried to say ‘little holes’ and ‘pores’ at the same time. It came out ‘little whores.’ He had a good laugh about it alongside us.
this one is my favourite
He isn't wrong!
My mom tried to make a joke about this and instead said “whores and pores” 😂
worked in fast food and accidentally told a customer to “have a day”
yo MWS reference?
"Taste my shoot goot" Has got got to be the best sentence I've ever heard lol
Swede visiting Ireland, eating lunch. Needed to use the bathroom so got the attention of a waitress to ask where the restroom was. My handful of braincells got spooked just as I opened my mouth and out came "can I borrow your toilet?"
If it’s any comfort, that’s actually a pretty common idiom in American English. Might be a Western US thing.
@@theKobus That is a comfort, thank you :-)
Tried to say “he has the longest time so far!” And “he’s lasted the longest” at the same time while at a bull ride machine at a school party. Instead, my dumbass shouted “HE’S LONGEST THE LASTEST!” And I still facepalm at myself from it 💀
Can I borrow this? It's amazing.
@@dakotahrickard go for it dude, at least you can do that on purpose 😭
old english be like
this is genuinely making me laugh way too hard at 8pm
but i literally talk like this with my friends
"ended up asking for S&M" LOLOLOLOLOLROFLCOPTR 😂😂😂
Remembering the time I tried to tell a costumer "the card machines are picky" and "sometimes they're fickle" at the same time so it came out as
"The card machines are pickle.....I mean ficky, I mean-"
This reminds of one tongue twister “I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit.” I think the problem speaks for itself especially when you’re doing this as a vocal warm-up for a musical with a youth theatre company.
If you'd had the word "Christian" in front of "youth" there I would've been howling
"I slit the sheet
the sheet I slit
Upon the slitted sheet I sit"
"I slit the sheet the sheet I slit upon the slitted sheet I sit
"I slit the sheet the sleet I shi
shitted sleet i shit.
I am a mother pleasant plucker
I pluck mother pheasants
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
To pluck mother pheasants
That's on them, giving you that tongue twister. They KNEW what they were doing.
Had a friend who was a singer for a local rock band. When he gave me tickets for his show I was between saying “ sing your heart out” and “sing your voice out”. Ended up accidentally saying “sing your horse” 🐴
I thought you said
“When he gave me his *COCKS* for his show”
I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING
My friend was eating spicy ramen once and my sister came down from her room and my friend was going to say “you’re annoying” and “it’s spicy” and ended up saying “you’re spicy” and my sister was visibly confused while I just burst into laughter and died on the floor while my lungs stopped working 💀
“Have a gay davey” sounds like something a drunk brit would say
I have two of these stories.
So, I was on call with a few friends and we're playing a horror game. Its pretty late at night, I just drank a Caprisun and an energy drink. My friend laughs at something another said and her giggle sounded very menacing. I went to say giggle and chuckle, but ending up telling her she has a "devious chickle" 💀
The second one happened between me and my mother. Whenever I grab something, I usually say "snatch" or "yoink". Tried to say both and ended up shouting "SNOINK"
My mother now uses it in her daily speech.
SNOINK😂😂
While reading this i said aloud "Energy brink"
@@gargolgaming8101 LMAO
@@EstelleLuminas it is a recurring joke. every time i think its over, oh no. it comes back.
Chickle sounds like a slur and that somehow makes it a bit funnier
I was once cycling home with a watermelon in a bag hanging off my handlebars and it was pulling me around. Some people moved to the side to let me pass on a thin pathway. What I wanted to say was something along the lines of "Oh thanks, but I can't cycle very straight right now because of this watermelon and I don't want to knock into you". What came out was "Oh no thanks, I have a melon"
Once got so scared by an enemy sneaking up behind me in Zelda that instead of, “shit” or “shite” as I was attempting, I _instead_ proclaimed, “SCHEIßE!”
I am not from Germany, nor do I speak the language.
I was talking to someone the other day. I tried to end the conversation by saying "Have a good day!" and "Buh-bye!". I looked her directly in her eyes and said "Happy Birthday." and walked away. It was not her birthday.
I played trombone all through middle school, and once a kid poked his head into the aisle on the bus and I hit him with my case. I tried to say "are you ok" and "sorry" and ended up very aggressively telling him "are you sorry!" Never living it down
Now that reminds me of one time when I was gonna order..
when I was gonna ask for a
“Caramel Macchiato”
My brain thought of something completely else
I ended up saying:
Can I have a mosquito please?
💀
And then 4 mins later bumbing into my friend and I tried to say
“OPSIE DAISY” and “FUCK ME NOT AGAIN” at the same time.
I loudly proclaimed publicly. “OH FUCK ME DAISY” 😭
HIS NAME IS ARON.
i don't know why but this one absolutely destroyed me😂
WELL THANK GOD HE WASN'T CALLED DAISY💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂
@@anushascott1512 LOL
@@KadeoAVvalentineOH FUCK ME DAISY in the most Mario accent possible is hilarious
I asked my dad for a drink of his water cup since I didn’t have one. I have no FLIPPIN clue what I was trynna say, but I said,” Moshie” while making eye contact. I was also smiling hunched over after waking up from a 3 hour nap. This happened months ago and I’m still confused. 🤷♀️
Your brain hadn't woken up yet
@@shotosynthesis312 yeah haha
Sorry but from the story I cant imagine you as anything but a baby
> approach dad
> "Moshie :}"
> stare intensely
@@dj-murlock y e s
During a film summer camp I was trying my hand at directing and wanted to say "lets practice that scene again" and "maybe we can try a different angle next" which of course came out of my mouth, "let practice sex!"
I accidentally shoulder checked my manager at a busy coffee shop. I tried to say “Are you okay?!” and “Sorry!” at the same time and accidentally said “Are you sorry?!”
Once tried to say “Matt” and “rose” at the same time and said “voluptuous ass” (true story)
me
@@aaainainaina skullemoejee
FLONG
@@yellowmello1223 FLONG
Ratt mose
Mixed “put your hands in the air” and “get on the ground” as a police officer in improv, ended up yelling “put your hands on the ground!”
Reminds me of one time when I was going to say that I just blurted out
“CONTINUE KILLING”
I WAS ONLY 17!