Most of these just end up being more intimidating than what was intended, like, if I was walking past someone and said excuse me and they replied “no” I would be intimidated immediately
Once I tried to say ‘all good’ and ‘okay’ to my mother at the same time, ended up saying ‘all gay’. She smiled and thanked me for describing our family.
one time i tried saying "i want to go home" and "man i'm tired" but ended up screaming "I WANT A MAN" at my friend while passing them in the school hallway... i had to wait two hours before i could explain myself 💀
I used to be that one kid who's always late for school, and once when entering the school library, instead of 'Good morning" I habitually said "Sorry, I'm late".
Was trying to tell a girl named Rebecca that she left behind her water bottle. I WANTED to say,” Rebecca, your water bottle!” but I couldn’t form the words and was panicking because she was walking away and I yelled, “Rebotabottle!” and everyone looked so confused 💀
Still remember the time when I was trying to explain something to my daughter and her friend but I kept stuttering and stumbling over my words. I tried to say "My tongue isn't working" and "I'm tripping over my words" at the same time and what actually came out was "My tongue is twerking." I've never seen two teens drop the the ground in a fit of laughter so fast.
I once hit someone with my swinging lunchbox and i tried to say 'sorry' and 'oops' at the same time and then ended up shouting at some random student, 'SOUP'
Imagine you're interviewing someone and they say "Pleasure to beat you" Now it depends on your personality but that's either an instant hire or an instant denial
Here's one that's actually permanently altered my vocabulary: When I was leaving from a visit to my mum, she meant to say either "Goodbye" or "Love you", but it came out as "Good love!". Ever since then, that's been our go-to phrase for bidding each other farewell.
During a game of D&D, one player was describing his character. He wanted to say "they were raised by snakes" and "they were raised by pythons" at the same time and just said "they were raised by bikes".
Yesterday I was at the mall and accidentally took someone's bag instead of mine and they were like "oh it happens it's ok" and I tried to both laugh and say "yeah sorry" at the same time and it came out with a wheezing "yhooos"
One time I tried to tell my overexcited dog "no biting" but I just ended up whispering "no homo" to her. She proceeded to very purposefully scratch my foot
The dreaded “Are You F*cking Sorry” phenomenon. Once I was trying on bras with my mom, and instead of saying “negativity,” I said “negatitity”. We laughed for a good five minutes.
I literally once tried to say to a person who was helping me pick up some stuff “Thanks man” and “I appreciate it” and it came out as “I appreciate men.”
I got my words mixed up once and said at my graduation ceremony out of pure excitement. I thought of saying “this is the greatest day of my life” but then someone bumped into me, so “excuse me” passed into my mind. The result? “This is the greatest excuse of me.”
One time while eating dinner with my family, my mother wanted to ask me whether or not I want to eat with a chopstick. However, the words became jumbled and instead came out as *"Eat the chopstick."*
One time I was trying to say both "My mother gave birth to me" and "When I was Born" at the same time, and it ended up as "When I gave birth to my mother"
Reminds me of the time when I was around 12-13 that my mom wished me "good night, poopy!" I think she was trying to say "peep," one of my family nicknames, but it somehow got horribly mangled.
Back when I was a girl scout, I had been doing hours long cookie sales. This was when I'd read to my parents before bed bc I love reading. I came out of my room to ask if they were ready for storytime, and I deadpan asked my parents if they wanted to buy some girl scout cookies Edit: My mom bought us some thin mints to split earlier that day
one time i was telling a person about when i got my ears pierced at a tattoo shop with a needle when i was like 8 and i tried to say “ i bawled my eyes out” and “i cried” and i almost said “i cried my balls out” 😭😭
I was worried I was being a burden on my friends when we were looking for this cat tower someone left outside(so I could upcycle it) and I couldn't decide on 'sorry for the wild goose chase' and ' sorry for making yall run around like headless chickens' Which somehow translated to 'Sorry for the chicken cheeks'
Going with the theme of this video, my sister once wanted to say Pepper (the name of one of my pet rats) likes to be lazy but, she was thinking of something being boiled so she said "Pepper likes to be boiled" and I was like "EXcUSe Me?"
*"it's a B A N O O N"* took me out💀 Just imagining some random yelling that in a public space and everyone else having zero context is just fricking hilarious. I like to think they said it exactly how Matt said it too, makes it even funnier somehow 💀
I remember asking my friend if the pen she was using was a gel pen and she wanted to say no it's a ball pen but she ended up saying "no it's a bell pon"😂
While exchanging my spoon for a fork at dinner, my mother asked why. I tried to say "I eat my eggs with a spoon" and "getting a fork" and ended up telling her, with a smile on my face, "I eat my forks"
I once tried to say “happy birthday” and “have a good night” at the same time, and what came out of my mouth was “happy good bird.” (It’s been two years and I still get teased for it)
So one time I accidentally bumped into someone named Avery, they said I'm sorry, to which I attempted to respond "I'm sorry" and "my fault entirely" and somehow said "soon Avery" and continued walking
I was waiting tables at one of my old jobs and tried saying "enjoy your food" and "enjoy your meal" at the same time. I ended up saying "Enjoy your mood. Enjoy your... feel... uhhh... enjoyyourfood" before walking away embarrassed.
I was at the store once and the cashier who also happens to be a friend of mine asked me how I was doing and I tried to say "I'm doing good today." and "I'm good, you?" at the same time and loudly said with upmost confidance "I'm doing YOU today." in front of several other custormers and her co-workers.
One time my show choir director was trying to say “you sit” and “you watch the show” at the same time and ended up saying to a room full of immature high school students: “you shit”
I once tried to say "scoot over" and move over an inch" at the same time and accidentally said "move over a skinch" and now my family regularly uses skinch as a word meaning a little bit
It’s literally a word that means just that. 😂It makes sense because it is a real word. How many people who know English have you told this story to and they’ve just stared at you like “are you taking the piss?” But have just politely smiled and nodded?😅
I was once teaching my cousin how to play Minecraft, I made a little arena full of Vindicators for her. I was going to say "Careful, they'll swing their axe at you." I instead said "Careful, they'll swing their ass at you."
When my mom was in college, studying to be a journalist, one of her peers tried to say “fasten your seatbelt” and “buckle up” at the same time, and it came out as “fuckle up”.
One time when I was walking through my crowded work cafeteria I meant to say “it smells like burnt popcorn in here” but instead I said, loudly, “it smells like burnt cop porn in here!” I swear everyone got quiet.
like last week this guy threw his locker door into me and after realizing his mistake, muttered “oh, my bad”. me, debating on whether saying “you’re good” or “you’re okay” i stared this poor man dead in the eye and proclaimed: “you’re gay.”
ah this brings back the memory of when a coworker tried to say "can you hold" and "can i put you on hold" at the same time and ended up asking the customer CAN I HOLD YOU
Not to long ago my mom asked me if her outfit for a fancy dinner looked ok and I tried to say “ it looks great” and “ it looks ok” looked her dead in the eye and said “ it looks gay” 💀
imagine your just a student learning to read with your teacher and you get a word right, your teacher hesitates for a second and just yells with excitement "GOOD GOD!"
I remember I was leaving a funeral and I remember one of my relatives, who was in tears by the way, said “I love you.” I tried to say, “I love you too.” It came out as “Yoo-Hoo!” I yelled ‘yoo-hoo’ at my crying grandmother, at my uncle’s funeral, and the only part of the after math I can remember was the entire church turning to look at me. I don’t think I’ll ever quite live that down, I swear to god, when I die and my life flashes before my eyes, if I grimace, you’ll know why.
dont worry- at my great aunts funeral there was a singing portion and it was so bad that I made a little snicker after trying to keep it in, and it echoed. It was so embarrassing
Today I hit my pinky on something and I tried to say “ow my pinky” and “ow my finger” at the same time and I ended up saying “ow my finky”. It immediately sent me into a laughing fit
This isn't really the same thing, but once while I was very tired I went to say "excuse me" to someone I was trying to walk past and for some reason I said "pspspsps" as if I was trying to get the attention of a cat
One time I was buying some snacks from a dollar store that I went to frequently. They always asked me about some program and if I wanted to donate so I expected them to ask about it again. Here’s what happened. Cashier: “alright your good to go, have a nice day!😊” Me: “Oh… No thank you” *Proceeds to walk out of store*
My mum did something similar once. At the store where we would usually do our grocery shopping, at the end, the cashier would always hold up the receipt and ask, "Do you want the receipt?", and my mum would almost always answer, "Don't need that, thank you!" This one time, it was a different cashier or some new store policy had changed the script or whatever, but now, it suddenly went like this: Cashier (holding up receipt): Have a nice day! My mum (cheerful tone): Don't need that, thank you!
this morning at work I was trying to explain to a girl where to find a certain book. between “the P section is very large” and “there’s a lot of books in the P section” I said,,, “there’s a lot of pee” while staring at her intensely
Oh, another story - my friend and I were walking to our next class when two boys passed us. We heard one very enthusiastically yell, “I’m going to slurp up Adam’s arm in physics!!” We both took a couple seconds to process that before I asked… “did you hear that??” It still makes us laugh whenever we bring it up lol
Earlier today someone apologized for taking a while to take a seat, I attempted to say "it's alright" and "no worries" at the same time. I said "it's all worries."
Once, after I grew my hair out, my sister wanted to say “So how’s the long hair life going?”, but ended up somehow getting all the words correct, but the order wrong, and she tried like 5 times to say it correctly without breaking, so it came out as “How go hair long the life going the long hair going treat the long hair” etc for about a minute
My mom and I were in the drive through for Chick-Fil-A, and she rolled down the window and deadpan asked the order taker “do you sell.. chicken sandwiches here?” The worker was trying sooo hard to keep a straight face lol
I once accidentally punched my sister in the face cause she scared me, ended up yelling “are you sorry!?” I felt really weird for a split second until she yelled back “NO!” Then we both just laughed it off
My aunt was at a formal event where the discussion had turned to someone passing away. The room went silent, and she went to break it with either "What a pity" or "What a shame..." Landed on "WHAT A SHITTY."
Working as a (female) fitness trainer, my brain couldn't decide between saying "take a break" and "take a rest" so what came out of my mouth was "take a breast". Not sure if it was better or worse that the client I was training was my older brother... 💀
Once i tried to say "I'm sorry" and " You'll be okay" at the same time when my friend was sad. I blurted out " *ARE YOU SORRY?* " they backed away slowly and then ran home
My best was during a job interview as a teen so I was pretty nervous and I tried to say I enjoy being “physically around” customers and it came out as “physically intimate” with customers. In a coffee shop. Somehow I got that job
Whilst reading the Bill of Rights out loud in American History class, a friend of mine accidentally turned the 8th Amendment from a statement prohibiting excessive bail into a ban on "Excessive Balls."
The slathered/smothered one reminds me of when I was at drama club and someone was goofing off and singing "The Bottom Line" from Newsies with their friend, but I guess they forgot whether the line was "Shave too close and you may slit my throat" or "you may cut my throat" so they panicked and yelled "YOU SLUT THROAT"
I once tried to say " I hope you pass" and "I hope you have this" and ended up saying "I hope you ace pass." To my friend who had an exam first lesson.
Matt creates a sequel to a classic. This is gonna absolutely amazing! I'm still in denial about Yahoo Answers shutting down. Tomorrow I'm gonna go on Quora and pretend it's Yahoo answers.
yeah, there's some weirdoes on there, but you have to go looking under rocks and crevices like you're looking for rare snails, where in yahoo answers, they'd just be scuttling out in the open
I’d say the people who were on Yahoo Answers have moved to Quora, since I’ve seen some idiocy there. This very channel has a seven minute video on Quora questions about Shrek, in fact.
if you want to go really oldschool (as in, Usenet-old school), ask the question "how wuz hat putato plaed? did bil kulin tos uh putato at thu kuntestintz? tat wuld b a funi" and see what kind of reaction you get
It's become slightly infamous at my work, where I was closing down the shop due to a storm, and the last customer was leaving and I tried to call out, "Stay safe!" But my squirrel brain yelled out, "Stay shlafe!!!!", and the man chuckled all the way out.... 🙌
One time I opened the oven, and all the heat inside flew out into my face. I tried to say “I just got blasted in the face by warmness” and “I just got blasted in the face by heat” at the same time, and ended up yelling in front of my family “ah! I just got blasted in the face by wheat!”
Yikes, I remember this happening after I told a friend of mine in college that I was graduating that semester. He said, "Everyone's graduating and leaving me!" in a joking tone. I tried to say, "You won't be alone," and laugh, but instead what came out was, "Haha, you're gonna be alone!" He wouldn't let me live it down.
I haven’t genuinely laughed at a video in literal years. But this series is something else because my dyslexic brain dose this crappy to me all the time. Please continue the series and I love it so dearly
Today I was talking to friends about religion and tried to say “I used to be Catholic but now I’m non-denominational” and accidentally said “I used to be Catholic but now I’m Catholic”
A less extreme one, when I was 11, at volleyball they gave me a form for my parents to fill out. Me being polite I wanted to say “Thanks” and “Thank you” at the same time. I looked this woman dead in the eye, and proceeded to say “THANK” and walked off.
when I was a bit younger, I remember that I tried to tell my sisters something about me waking up fast that morning. I tried to say the word “eyeballs” in the sentence but ended up saying “i bonked my balls open” my sisters and I almost died from laughing.
one time my sister wouldn't stop talking at dinner and it started getting on my nerves, so i tried to say "shut your mouth" and "eat your food" at the same time and what came out was "eat your mouth"
Once I tried to say “Can I wash my hands in your bathroom?” to a coffee shop worker but it came out as, “Can I wash your hands in my bathroom?” I was with a friend and they haven’t let me live it down
Once, playing a game with my friend, I tried to tell her, "I've got your back!" and "I saved your ass!" simultaneously and instead shouted "I got your ass!"
I tried to say "Hey, what's up?" and "Hey, what's going on?" at the same time and ended up saying "Hey what's going up". The weird part is that I was talking to a soap dispenser that's shaped like a snail.
Happened to me too and then i giggled to myself he hard part is When someone hear you laugh and you have to explain i always say "Oh i remembered joke" ... Once someone asked me what joke and i said idk and then we laughed....
One time I was working in amazon and one of our coworkers was sick but couldn’t take time off so we tried to not bother him and be as quiet as possible, not 5 minutes later an old half deaf lady was on a customer service call and she shouted that it was too quiet and I tried to shush her by saying, “please be quiet, ma’am “ and “be quiet” and then shouted “YOURE QUITE THE HAM!”
I was helping my little cousin once, She answered a question right and I combined the sentences “good job” “good work” and “that’s correct” ended up shouting “GHATS WORB” she ending up crying.
I was at a d&d session and we got like nothing done so there was a joke where whenever someone did something, they got to be in the doing things club. I did something and tried to say, "Can I join the people in the doing things club?" and ended up really excitedly yelling, "Can I be in the doing people club?"
@@Kinokoumori Our bard is in fact also in the doing people club as earlier that same session he was lying on an npc's bed, shirtless, in the french girls pose for over an hour waiting for the npc come in and then fucked the npc while the rest of us were fighting for our lives
@@lucyicanel Yep, sounds like our short King, Kairo. Damn Gnome bastard has at least half a dozen illegitimate hybrid children by now wondering where their father is...
@@lucyicanel reminds me of the time I told my entire characters backstory to one of the other characters while lounging in a couch, while up a flight of stairs two other party members were fighting an infinite stream of (I forgor the word, somewhere between ghoul and goblins) there to prevent them from going in a door that had no significance
I once had my brain shut down while trying to ask my grandpa to pick up some kettlecorn popcorn from the store. I ended up asking "Can you get some kettlepop cop porn?" And now I hate everything 💀
3:27 Imagine if that person abruptly exploded into hundreds of little frogs, all of whom would scream "scatter!" Upon believing that they've been discovered.
Not quite the same thing, but a couple days ago I was walking in the cold with some friends and thought up this clever line in my head - "I wish there was a hat for my face." Unfortunately, being a sleep-deprived college student, I instead confidently declared, "I wish there was a face for my head." =_=
oh man, one time my mom was teasing me and said “you have evil goblin teeth” so i, sleep deprived, tried to respond with “i don’t have goblin teeth” but what came out was “i have no teeth.” followed by staring directly at her for like 5 seconds questioning my life decisions before bursting into laughter
I once tried saying "sit down" and "share" at the same time to 2 CHILDREN AND MY DUMBASS SAID "SHIT AIR!!!" Lmao 💀 the children were too stunned to speak
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If someone yelled at me that they’d “wipe my ass” I actually think I’d be more intimidated
Hi connor pugs do u have a pet pug :]
"I'll kill yourself!"
tbh, same
why wouldnt i be intimidated
Seriously? I'd appreciate it. Reminds me of when I was a toddler with no motor function.
I like pugs.
Imagining a teacher just yelling “GOOD GOD!” At a student unprovoked is so hilarious
I can't think of a reply to make this funnier so pretend I did.
@@The_True_Mx_Pink then just,,,, dont reply??
@@kaw57_ No.
*"can i get squeezed"*
@@Spongyboi897 imagine you say this to your crush and she takes you upstairs
That'd be like a dream,infact it can only be a dream
Most of these just end up being more intimidating than what was intended, like, if I was walking past someone and said excuse me and they replied “no” I would be intimidated immediately
Soap.
Soap.
@@SnakeDude. Soap.
@@applejuices Soap
@@kaasboerharkstok1211 Soap.
Once I tried to say ‘all good’ and ‘okay’ to my mother at the same time, ended up saying ‘all gay’. She smiled and thanked me for describing our family.
XD
holy shit that is an amazing mother
@@anxiety_ridden3 she’s amazing and I love her
LMAO “She smiled and thanked me for describing our family” DAMN MOM
your mom deserves an award 😂
one time i tried saying "i want to go home" and "man i'm tired" but ended up screaming "I WANT A MAN" at my friend while passing them in the school hallway... i had to wait two hours before i could explain myself 💀
I did something similar, I once p, completely out of context in the hallway said: “men are _really_ great at that” luckily we are both gay.
SKULL EMOJI
I’m you’re 201st. Like!
Too late, you're a homosexual now.
You and me both!
I know this isn't the game but I'll never forget the time a waitress asked "any allergens?" And I said "no thanks"
I wish I could say that
I did something really similar a couple years ago
I used to be that one kid who's always late for school, and once when entering the school library, instead of 'Good morning" I habitually said "Sorry, I'm late".
Technically it still makes sense because you're saying no but thanks for asking
Lmfao
Was trying to tell a girl named Rebecca that she left behind her water bottle. I WANTED to say,” Rebecca, your water bottle!” but I couldn’t form the words and was panicking because she was walking away and I yelled, “Rebotabottle!” and everyone looked so confused 💀
Rebotabottle sounds like the name for a Pokemon
Yeah
IM DYING-💀
Note to self: do NOT, under ANY circumstances, read through the comments section of this video while eating! 🤣God, I almost _choked!_
@@ItsLucy_GDIT DOESSSSSSSSS
Still remember the time when I was trying to explain something to my daughter and her friend but I kept stuttering and stumbling over my words. I tried to say "My tongue isn't working" and "I'm tripping over my words" at the same time and what actually came out was "My tongue is twerking." I've never seen two teens drop the the ground in a fit of laughter so fast.
🤣
"It still makes sense" "Oh that's fine"
I still make Oof.
Lol
I once hit someone with my swinging lunchbox and i tried to say 'sorry' and 'oops' at the same time and then ended up shouting at some random student, 'SOUP'
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
You sound like a hidden videogame boss
@@pilferedserenity1570 if you must know I'm from a 90s anime called Slayers Next
Careful, it's soup!
*BANG* “SOUP!”
Imagine you're interviewing someone and they say "Pleasure to beat you"
Now it depends on your personality but that's either an instant hire or an instant denial
Depends on the job
@@heather2503 yeah
@@heather2503 now that, is a certified hee hee haw haw moment
@@exotic1405 Herh-hurh!
Well, it can also be taken as a challenge. They're not here to mess around. There here to fight the final boss.
Here's one that's actually permanently altered my vocabulary: When I was leaving from a visit to my mum, she meant to say either "Goodbye" or "Love you", but it came out as "Good love!". Ever since then, that's been our go-to phrase for bidding each other farewell.
Beautiful and heartwarming
@@acceptancebyembrace Username checks out!
During a game of D&D, one player was describing his character. He wanted to say "they were raised by snakes" and "they were raised by pythons" at the same time and just said "they were raised by bikes".
+5 speed
Once at my waitering job I tried to say “Bon appetit” and “Here you go” while giving a family their food. Ended up saying “Hepatitis.”
BRO IM DEAD
Yum yum hepatitis
I'm literally crying right now 😹
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tears in my eyes🤣
imagine driving with a friend and suddenly he just screams ''QUACK'' 💀
careful, there is a scammer here
also SK-HULL EMOJIIIIIIIIIII
Soap
That cracked me up so hard ngl
@@filename2195 *s o a p*
@@filename2195 *S o a p .*
Yesterday I was at the mall and accidentally took someone's bag instead of mine and they were like "oh it happens it's ok" and I tried to both laugh and say "yeah sorry" at the same time and it came out with a wheezing "yhooos"
why do I feel like yhooos should and probably will become a part of my everyday vocabulary
I’m gonna wheeze at this for the next few hours hold up-
yhhhhhoos (how to pronounce)
@@TheOne_6YEH-hhehhhOOOOs
Tried saying “No worries” and “Sorry”, came out as “Noory scurries”. I have no idea what I had said until they questioned me. 😂😂
One time I tried to tell my overexcited dog "no biting" but I just ended up whispering "no homo" to her. She proceeded to very purposefully scratch my foot
Dog says yes homo
How did you get ‘homo’ from ‘biting’? 🤣🤣🤣
@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes maybe its cuz im gay??💀
that's what ghao-p[elk mnns wihtbh dogas
@@TheOne_6 what
The "I'm Paul" one honestly gave me the best chuckle I've had in a while. These videos get better and better by the batch.
Reminds me of the DNA Productions logo
@@linainverse9369 Same
@@Spongyboi897 silly monkey, isn't he?
Better call Paul.
I cried laughing so much at that, that my parents came running, because they thought I was dying.
"Excuse me-"
"No."
(Refuses to elaborate and leaves)
3:12 imagine your friend is comforting you over video chat and they suddenly say “I’m so hard” with no context 💀
“Aww honey it’s alright, you’ll be okay, I’m here for you, I’m so hard”
The dreaded “Are You F*cking Sorry” phenomenon.
Once I was trying on bras with my mom, and instead of saying “negativity,” I said “negatitity”. We laughed for a good five minutes.
This comment made me laugh for a good 5 minutes
in my head, i often think of words that end in 'ity' and replace them with titty
for example communitity
I don’t know why but I expected it to say something along the lines of ‘mega-titty’
@@marevoid5720 Another fun thing is pronouncing -les endings of a word like in "Hercules". You'll never think of testicles the same again :D
negatititititititititititititity
I literally once tried to say to a person who was helping me pick up some stuff “Thanks man” and “I appreciate it” and it came out as “I appreciate men.”
We love a person who appreciates men
as you should
I ended up trying to say "Come on in" and "have a nice day" at the same time and it came out as "Have a coming in day." 💀
me fr
Same.
I got my words mixed up once and said at my graduation ceremony out of pure excitement. I thought of saying “this is the greatest day of my life” but then someone bumped into me, so “excuse me” passed into my mind.
The result? “This is the greatest excuse of me.”
One time while eating dinner with my family, my mother wanted to ask me whether or not I want to eat with a chopstick. However, the words became jumbled and instead came out as *"Eat the chopstick."*
(nom nom nom)
Me: imagines how Matt would say it
My brain: is that a threat?
On my first day of work I tried to say "I'm sorry" and "hey no problem, Amy" it came out as "I'm a problem, Amy..."
What did Amy say to that?
@@jonathangoodwin5609 she just kinda gave me a confused look and walked away. I explained it later and we laughed about it.
At least u said it after you got hired, unlike that poor dude...
"PLEASEURE TO BEAT U"
This is a great one
Relatable lmaao
One time I was trying to say both "My mother gave birth to me" and "When I was Born" at the same time, and it ended up as "When I gave birth to my mother"
😭😭😭
Ultimate power move
How did it end up like that?!
Sorry
How did you do that?!
Aha! Finally caught a time traveler slipping up.
*S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A*
I once told my mom "my stiff is as back as a board" and we both had a "wait, what??" moment
😂'My back is as stiff as a board'
Me, having my life, be thinking: what's wrong there? It's a normal sentence
Before rereading it and realizing what it actually meant.
One time, my mum tried to say “sweet pea” and “sweetness” at the same time. She ended up calling me “sweet penis” 😂
Reminds me of the time when I was around 12-13 that my mom wished me "good night, poopy!" I think she was trying to say "peep," one of my family nicknames, but it somehow got horribly mangled.
Sweet penis 💀💀
That’s a good one. LMAO
LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
reminds me of the time i greeted my kitty by saying "hi, miss!" and my mom misheard me and thought i called her "penis" in a cutesy voice 😭😭😭
Back when I was a girl scout, I had been doing hours long cookie sales. This was when I'd read to my parents before bed bc I love reading. I came out of my room to ask if they were ready for storytime, and I deadpan asked my parents if they wanted to buy some girl scout cookies
Edit: My mom bought us some thin mints to split earlier that day
...did they want to buy some girl scout cookies though?
@@naeratillnaturen my mom got a box of thin mints for us to split
@@holopearl1829 h o w a b o u t 2 m i l l i o n ?
@@cheeseburgermonkey7104 *screams
@@cheeseburgermonkey7104 no, one million
one time i was telling a person about when i got my ears pierced at a tattoo shop with a needle when i was like 8 and i tried to say “ i bawled my eyes out” and “i cried” and i almost said “i cried my balls out” 😭😭
Funniest comment here
STOP THAT'S SO FUNNY
@@warri0r624 de ghhhh balls
Dropped my phone sorry
😭😭😭😭😭😭
I was worried I was being a burden on my friends when we were looking for this cat tower someone left outside(so I could upcycle it) and I couldn't decide on 'sorry for the wild goose chase' and ' sorry for making yall run around like headless chickens'
Which somehow translated to
'Sorry for the chicken cheeks'
That was not what I was expecting! 😅😂🤣
Going with the theme of this video, my sister once wanted to say Pepper (the name of one of my pet rats) likes to be lazy but, she was thinking of something being boiled so she said "Pepper likes to be boiled" and I was like "EXcUSe Me?"
*"it's a B A N O O N"* took me out💀
Just imagining some random yelling that in a public space and everyone else having zero context is just fricking hilarious. I like to think they said it exactly how Matt said it too, makes it even funnier somehow 💀
B A N O O N is probably one of the top funniest out-of-context words in history
This is why i crack up on all of these videos imagining people saying all these out of context things
that comment actually came from my friend lol
@@worldwartrisha3404 were you the one with the banoon
@@worldwartrisha3404 were you the owner of the sacred B A N O O N
Today at work I tried telling a customer “sorry we’re out of spicy” and “do you want any sauces” but I said “sorry want some saucy?”
“YEAH BOY WANNA GET REAL SAUCY IN HERE? 😏😏”
IM CRYING 😂😂
"sorry, we're out of *spicy* today"
no thanks i don't want any saucy
I remember asking my friend if the pen she was using was a gel pen and she wanted to say no it's a ball pen but she ended up saying "no it's a bell pon"😂
I was once giving my underclassmen how they did not need to make a relationship to be cool and ended up saying "fuck julio and romette"
Julio and Romette: the play that needs to exist 😂😂😂
did cuki shoot tghen in the heart? to make loive/.
While exchanging my spoon for a fork at dinner, my mother asked why. I tried to say "I eat my eggs with a spoon" and "getting a fork" and ended up telling her, with a smile on my face, "I eat my forks"
but what do the forks taste like?
@@chirone_ metal
@TAKTImao mmmm I sure do love metal
@@TAKTlmao mmmmmm tasty
I just said that out loud in an innocent voice. I can't fucking breathe anymore
one time i tried to say 'im a speedy boy' and 'im fast’ at the same time, it came out as 'im a feast' 💀
“im a speedy boy” is just a better version of “im fast”
@@TPNsBiggestFan ikr its like my favourite phrase
“I’m a feast” -> It’s like a step up from “I’m a snacc”.
SKULL EMOJI
@@thequagestclodsire 💀💀💀
I once tried to say “happy birthday” and “have a good night” at the same time, and what came out of my mouth was “happy good bird.” (It’s been two years and I still get teased for it)
So one time I accidentally bumped into someone named Avery, they said I'm sorry, to which I attempted to respond "I'm sorry" and "my fault entirely" and somehow said "soon Avery" and continued walking
Soon.....real soon... XD
My name is Avery. Also that must’ve sounded very ominous.
I was waiting tables at one of my old jobs and tried saying "enjoy your food" and "enjoy your meal" at the same time. I ended up saying "Enjoy your mood. Enjoy your... feel... uhhh... enjoyyourfood" before walking away embarrassed.
enjoy your feel... *winks and struts away*
it kinda sounds like a song lyric if you think about it
I thought it was gonna be “Enjoy your feel!” Lol
The fact that both words are synonymous makes this even better
Imagine if they were really depressed, and you told them to enjoy their mood lmao
saying "are you okay" and "are you done" at the same time and saying "are you donkeh" like Shrek
Love it! I talked about Shrek today too.
I was at the store once and the cashier who also happens to be a friend of mine asked me how I was doing and I tried to say "I'm doing good today." and "I'm good, you?" at the same time and loudly said with upmost confidance "I'm doing YOU today." in front of several other custormers and her co-workers.
One time my show choir director was trying to say “you sit” and “you watch the show” at the same time and ended up saying to a room full of immature high school students: “you shit”
I once tried to say "scoot over" and move over an inch" at the same time and accidentally said "move over a skinch" and now my family regularly uses skinch as a word meaning a little bit
I like that
Sounds like your average american measurement
honestly it sounds like a good describing word
@ChocolateIcecreamHater they did
It’s literally a word that means just that. 😂It makes sense because it is a real word. How many people who know English have you told this story to and they’ve just stared at you like “are you taking the piss?” But have just politely smiled and nodded?😅
I was once teaching my cousin how to play Minecraft, I made a little arena full of Vindicators for her. I was going to say "Careful, they'll swing their axe at you." I instead said "Careful, they'll swing their ass at you."
Well what if they do, how do i defend?
@@galaxybolt1748 Report them for sexually explicit content and get them banned from the game, of course
@@StuffandThings_ What if they use NCR (No chat reports)?
@@AccSwtch50 Then its time to bring out the big guns and slap dat ass with your weapon of choice
@@AccSwtch50 idk just gtfo. (frick since im almost 13)
When my mom was in college, studying to be a journalist, one of her peers tried to say “fasten your seatbelt” and “buckle up” at the same time, and it came out as “fuckle up”.
One time when I was walking through my crowded work cafeteria I meant to say “it smells like burnt popcorn in here” but instead I said, loudly, “it smells like burnt cop porn in here!” I swear everyone got quiet.
like last week this guy threw his locker door into me and after realizing his mistake, muttered “oh, my bad”.
me, debating on whether saying “you’re good” or “you’re okay” i stared this poor man dead in the eye and proclaimed: “you’re gay.”
“Oh! My bad”
“You’re gay”
“What?”
The gay ones are the funniest 😭😭😭
Being gay isn't your choice. It's mine, you're gay now
"I know what you are"
@@myarmsrgoneSJSUGWRW5GSBWH2UW9ISDHBEGQHAHAJJAAHHAHAGAHSHS6SHSISJSJYSSHHSNAHSJSHAGAHHAGABSHGZAHGSHSHA O CANT BREtHEEEEEEE
ah this brings back the memory of when a coworker tried to say "can you hold" and "can i put you on hold" at the same time and ended up asking the customer CAN I HOLD YOU
I had a co-worker who once answered the phone with the dept name and then said "Can you help me?" instead of "Can I help you?"
@@hodgeelmwood8677 🤣🤣🤣
2:52 Pafawafalacancake sounded like a Pokémon name.
Also, why would you have to scream waffles or pancakes?
I dunno, I think it sounds more like a Dragonball Z attack.
@@oddcrafter1270 Yeah, but i don't watch a lot of anime.
@@oddcrafter1270 Also, that comment was made 5 months ago.
*my.brain.exe has stopped working
Reason: died from laughter*
Not to long ago my mom asked me if her outfit for a fancy dinner looked ok and I tried to say “ it looks great” and “ it looks ok” looked her dead in the eye and said “ it looks gay” 💀
imagine your just a student learning to read with your teacher and you get a word right, your teacher hesitates for a second and just yells with excitement "GOOD GOD!"
Ah yes, the Holy Spirit
BEWARE THE GODLY STUDENT!
I remember I was leaving a funeral and I remember one of my relatives, who was in tears by the way, said “I love you.” I tried to say, “I love you too.” It came out as “Yoo-Hoo!”
I yelled ‘yoo-hoo’ at my crying grandmother, at my uncle’s funeral, and the only part of the after math I can remember was the entire church turning to look at me.
I don’t think I’ll ever quite live that down, I swear to god, when I die and my life flashes before my eyes, if I grimace, you’ll know why.
💀
Yuhu
Yoo-hoo!
dont worry- at my great aunts funeral there was a singing portion and it was so bad that I made a little snicker after trying to keep it in, and it echoed. It was so embarrassing
@@beautifulprincessoftheworld oh my god you poor thing, that’s even worse
Today I hit my pinky on something and I tried to say “ow my pinky” and “ow my finger” at the same time and I ended up saying “ow my finky”. It immediately sent me into a laughing fit
This isn't really the same thing, but once while I was very tired I went to say "excuse me" to someone I was trying to walk past and for some reason I said "pspspsps" as if I was trying to get the attention of a cat
One time I was buying some snacks from a dollar store that I went to frequently.
They always asked me about some program and if I wanted to donate so I expected them to ask about it again.
Here’s what happened.
Cashier: “alright your good to go, have a nice day!😊”
Me: “Oh… No thank you”
*Proceeds to walk out of store*
“Have a good day!”
“No.”
@@Rauvi 😂
Takes "dont threaten me with a good time" to a new level
My mum did something similar once. At the store where we would usually do our grocery shopping, at the end, the cashier would always hold up the receipt and ask, "Do you want the receipt?", and my mum would almost always answer, "Don't need that, thank you!"
This one time, it was a different cashier or some new store policy had changed the script or whatever, but now, it suddenly went like this:
Cashier (holding up receipt): Have a nice day!
My mum (cheerful tone): Don't need that, thank you!
@@grmpf curse memory habits
this morning at work I was trying to explain to a girl where to find a certain book. between “the P section is very large” and “there’s a lot of books in the P section” I said,,, “there’s a lot of pee” while staring at her intensely
This one's fantastic
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pisstastic
You will have a notification from now on every time someone comments
Lmao💀
One time I was handing a book to a classmate and I tried to say “Here you go” and “Excuse me” and ending up telling my friend “Hersheys?” 💀
Oh, another story - my friend and I were walking to our next class when two boys passed us. We heard one very enthusiastically yell, “I’m going to slurp up Adam’s arm in physics!!”
We both took a couple seconds to process that before I asked… “did you hear that??” It still makes us laugh whenever we bring it up lol
Poor dude probably wanted to end his own existence after realizing what he said
What did he mean to say?
Earlier today someone apologized for taking a while to take a seat, I attempted to say "it's alright" and "no worries" at the same time. I said "it's all worries."
Nah you are now thr emo kid 💀
I DID THE SAME THING! I tried to say "All good" and "No worries" at the same time and just said "All worries!!" lmfao
Hey, if everything’s a worry, then nothing is!
Anxiety be like:
mood
Once, after I grew my hair out, my sister wanted to say “So how’s the long hair life going?”, but ended up somehow getting all the words correct, but the order wrong, and she tried like 5 times to say it correctly without breaking, so it came out as “How go hair long the life going the long hair going treat the long hair” etc for about a minute
Big 'why do they call it oven' energy
Please tell me you responded “irl r/ihadastroke
Something like this has undoubtedly happened to me, I just can’t quite remember what with
same energy as the "give me eat orange me eat orange" monkey video
YOURE IN A VIDEO
3:00 malfunctioning furbie
My mom and I were in the drive through for Chick-Fil-A, and she rolled down the window and deadpan asked the order taker “do you sell.. chicken sandwiches here?”
The worker was trying sooo hard to keep a straight face lol
I once accidentally punched my sister in the face cause she scared me, ended up yelling “are you sorry!?” I felt really weird for a split second until she yelled back “NO!” Then we both just laughed it off
Lemme guess: you tried to say "are you okay?" And "I'm sorry" at the same time
no, she asked her sister if she was sorry for scaring her
Wholesome moment
@@LarryTheTugaGamer1511 very wholesome indeed!
maybe the real sorry is the sisters we punched along the way
My aunt was at a formal event where the discussion had turned to someone passing away. The room went silent, and she went to break it with either "What a pity" or "What a shame..." Landed on "WHAT A SHITTY."
So it got even more quiet, right?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It still works, doesn't it?
Working as a (female) fitness trainer, my brain couldn't decide between saying "take a break" and "take a rest" so what came out of my mouth was "take a breast". Not sure if it was better or worse that the client I was training was my older brother... 💀
It depends
You know, someone else the comment section did the exact same thing. Something about them in Spanish class-
What a coincidence.
Once i tried to say "I'm sorry" and " You'll be okay" at the same time when my friend was sad. I blurted out " *ARE YOU SORRY?* " they backed away slowly and then ran home
My best was during a job interview as a teen so I was pretty nervous and I tried to say I enjoy being “physically around” customers and it came out as “physically intimate” with customers. In a coffee shop. Somehow I got that job
It was a positive.
Whilst reading the Bill of Rights out loud in American History class, a friend of mine accidentally turned the 8th Amendment from a statement prohibiting excessive bail into a ban on "Excessive Balls."
A ban which has been broken many times, I'm sure.
SKHULLEMOGEE
excessive balls sounds like a kanye east lyric
Josuke from part 8, they're coming for ya
They're coming for me
The slathered/smothered one reminds me of when I was at drama club and someone was goofing off and singing "The Bottom Line" from Newsies with their friend, but I guess they forgot whether the line was "Shave too close and you may slit my throat" or "you may cut my throat" so they panicked and yelled "YOU SLUT THROAT"
I once tried to say " I hope you pass" and "I hope you have this" and ended up saying "I hope you ace pass." To my friend who had an exam first lesson.
Can we please make “look at the wheat” a normal thing for people to say when they have good cards in a card game
yes please
YES
I approve!
Time for harvest!
the cards are the wheat from a good harvest
Matt creates a sequel to a classic. This is gonna absolutely amazing!
I'm still in denial about Yahoo Answers shutting down. Tomorrow I'm gonna go on Quora and pretend it's Yahoo answers.
Somebody should make a browser extension that makes Quora look like Yahoo Answers.
Don't mislead yourself, you won't get "Shat and fell back in it" there
yeah, there's some weirdoes on there, but you have to go looking under rocks and crevices like you're looking for rare snails, where in yahoo answers, they'd just be scuttling out in the open
I’d say the people who were on Yahoo Answers have moved to Quora, since I’ve seen some idiocy there. This very channel has a seven minute video on Quora questions about Shrek, in fact.
if you want to go really oldschool (as in, Usenet-old school), ask the question "how wuz hat putato plaed? did bil kulin tos uh putato at thu kuntestintz? tat wuld b a funi" and see what kind of reaction you get
It's become slightly infamous at my work, where I was closing down the shop due to a storm, and the last customer was leaving and I tried to call out, "Stay safe!" But my squirrel brain yelled out, "Stay shlafe!!!!", and the man chuckled all the way out.... 🙌
3:34 I can imagine that being an insult.
One time I opened the oven, and all the heat inside flew out into my face. I tried to say “I just got blasted in the face by warmness” and “I just got blasted in the face by heat” at the same time, and ended up yelling in front of my family “ah! I just got blasted in the face by wheat!”
LOOK AT THE WHEEAATT
Itd make sense if you were baking bread at the time
@sabotower was this u in the vid if so I haven't laughed that hard at somthing in a while thank u 🤣
@@higherpower2164 yah it was me, glad you enjoyed my brainfart
Wheat is becoming more and more powerful
Yikes, I remember this happening after I told a friend of mine in college that I was graduating that semester. He said, "Everyone's graduating and leaving me!" in a joking tone. I tried to say, "You won't be alone," and laugh, but instead what came out was, "Haha, you're gonna be alone!" He wouldn't let me live it down.
At least he understood 🤣
Tried to once tell the time to someone, by saying ‘it’s half seven’ and ‘it’s seven thirty’ and came up with ‘IT’S HEAVEN, SIR’. Not my finest moment…
what a time to be alive!
Me laughing so much that I thought you typed "not my final moment"
I haven’t genuinely laughed at a video in literal years. But this series is something else because my dyslexic brain dose this crappy to me all the time. Please continue the series and I love it so dearly
Today I was talking to friends about religion and tried to say “I used to be Catholic but now I’m non-denominational” and accidentally said “I used to be Catholic but now I’m Catholic”
"They won't let me leave!"
That sounds like being Catholic, but with extra steps.
It's hotel california
"I used to be catholic. I still am"
- People in Europe after a major war, circa 1100 CE.
A less extreme one, when I was 11, at volleyball they gave me a form for my parents to fill out. Me being polite I wanted to say “Thanks” and “Thank you” at the same time. I looked this woman dead in the eye, and proceeded to say “THANK” and walked off.
@CoolerCoolCool Coo pls- i could never
Reminds me of that one episode of The Office where Kevin abbreviates his sentences :D
I sometimes just say thank purposefuly
@@aimoikonen lmaoo
@Gray Just sounds funnier in my opinion
I tried to say stop stepping on my "hands" and "fingers" but it came out as "stop stepping on my fangirls"
I have no idea why Matt randomly saying “IT’S A BANOON” made me spit out my sprite but I guess 💀
when I was a bit younger, I remember that I tried to tell my sisters something about me waking up fast that morning. I tried to say the word “eyeballs” in the sentence but ended up saying “i bonked my balls open” my sisters and I almost died from laughing.
Is this a bot
@@bluemoon4891 No, It's Joe Biden
@@bluemoon4891 Yes. report it
@TurboGamer they're bouncy balls bro, don't worry about it
one time my sister wouldn't stop talking at dinner and it started getting on my nerves, so i tried to say "shut your mouth" and "eat your food" at the same time and what came out was "eat your mouth"
the other way around still would've been "shut your food" 🤣
@@chirone_ now I don’t know what’s funnier
I was singing along to a musical that I hadn’t listened to in a while and accidentally sang, “I learned to cook pasta, I learned to cook rent.”
Once I tried to say “Can I wash my hands in your bathroom?” to a coffee shop worker but it came out as, “Can I wash your hands in my bathroom?”
I was with a friend and they haven’t let me live it down
Once, playing a game with my friend, I tried to tell her, "I've got your back!" and "I saved your ass!" simultaneously and instead shouted "I got your ass!"
Still makes sense tho
I tried to say "Hey, what's up?" and "Hey, what's going on?" at the same time and ended up saying "Hey what's going up". The weird part is that I was talking to a soap dispenser that's shaped like a snail.
r/brandnewsentence
Happened to me too and then i giggled to myself he hard part is When someone hear you laugh and you have to explain i always say "Oh i remembered joke" ... Once someone asked me what joke and i said idk and then we laughed....
Gas prices, for one. 🤣
I've been wanting one of those soap dispensers. Do they work alright?
story of my life
One time I was working in amazon and one of our coworkers was sick but couldn’t take time off so we tried to not bother him and be as quiet as possible, not 5 minutes later an old half deaf lady was on a customer service call and she shouted that it was too quiet and I tried to shush her by saying, “please be quiet, ma’am “ and “be quiet” and then shouted “YOURE QUITE THE HAM!”
I was helping my little cousin once, She answered a question right and I combined the sentences “good job” “good work” and “that’s correct” ended up shouting “GHATS WORB” she ending up crying.
I was at a d&d session and we got like nothing done so there was a joke where whenever someone did something, they got to be in the doing things club. I did something and tried to say, "Can I join the people in the doing things club?" and ended up really excitedly yelling, "Can I be in the doing people club?"
"How's your charisma?"
The Bard: "Fuck it, why not?"
@@Kinokoumori Our bard is in fact also in the doing people club as earlier that same session he was lying on an npc's bed, shirtless, in the french girls pose for over an hour waiting for the npc come in and then fucked the npc while the rest of us were fighting for our lives
@@lucyicanel Yep, sounds like our short King, Kairo. Damn Gnome bastard has at least half a dozen illegitimate hybrid children by now wondering where their father is...
@@lucyicanel reminds me of the time I told my entire characters backstory to one of the other characters while lounging in a couch, while up a flight of stairs two other party members were fighting an infinite stream of (I forgor the word, somewhere between ghoul and goblins) there to prevent them from going in a door that had no significance
I once had my brain shut down while trying to ask my grandpa to pick up some kettlecorn popcorn from the store. I ended up asking "Can you get some kettlepop cop porn?" And now I hate everything 💀
Did you get what you asked for though? ^^
@@TheAndi073 Yes. But it tasted like regret.
@@Ash_Carnelian Ah, the best flavour
Grandpa: Kettlepop What?
Kettlepop cop ⬛️🟧@@michaelhorton8489
2:46
I'm Spider Parker... Um.. Peter Man
Pita
Pita the horse is here
3:27 Imagine if that person abruptly exploded into hundreds of little frogs, all of whom would scream "scatter!" Upon believing that they've been discovered.
Not quite the same thing, but a couple days ago I was walking in the cold with some friends and thought up this clever line in my head - "I wish there was a hat for my face." Unfortunately, being a sleep-deprived college student, I instead confidently declared, "I wish there was a face for my head." =_=
I do this kind of thing ALL THE TIME 😂
oh man, one time my mom was teasing me and said “you have evil goblin teeth” so i, sleep deprived, tried to respond with “i don’t have goblin teeth” but what came out was “i have no teeth.” followed by staring directly at her for like 5 seconds questioning my life decisions before bursting into laughter
@@elequira5467 to prove you have teeth right?
The "gargle shits" followed by blowing air at some poor dad's face actually made me pee a little
Same lmfao
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I once tried saying "sit down" and "share" at the same time to 2 CHILDREN AND MY DUMBASS SAID "SHIT AIR!!!" Lmao 💀 the children were too stunned to speak
Stop it. You're making me laugh so hard I can hardly click a button.
The passion in these readings is making them way funnier than they have any right to be!