Worst things kids have brought in for Show & Tell
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 เม.ย. 2023
- I'm sure some young'uns will say you've never even HEARD of Show & Tell and make me feel a thousand years old 💀 Well if so it's every week and you have to bring something in from home and talk about it in front of the class, yeah? I remember Addison once presenting an especially mouldy piece of bread he'd found in the bin.
the fact that you call emoticons "analogue emojis" fills me with agony
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@@Matt_Rose Analogue shrug face emojiiiiii
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The fact you actually put in the life size speedy gonzales plush toy scenario three times when the person had brought it in three seperate times was absolutely hilarious.
I wasn't paying attention and I was so confused on why many separate people owned a Speedy Gonzales plush, and why they all described it as "life size".
@@wordedpuppet6278 plus, speedy gonzalez is a mouse....wouldn't "life size" mean he's the size of an actual mouse?
I was very confused by this lol
I must not have been paying close enough attention, I only heard it twice. At first I thought maybe Matt had just forgotten and put it in a second time, but when the rest of the story was told I just figured two different people had the same weird idea to bring a life sized Speedy Gonzales plush toy
@@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan So in other words, it was just a regular sized plush toy.
My worst ever show-and-tell item was a stuffed animal. Which doesn’t sound so bad, except it was a three-foot long giant squid with a realistic glass eyeball that stared right into your soul. Imagine being 8 years old, and your classmate brings in something that looks like it just crawled out from hell, then you’re forced to listen to various squid facts while the thing refuses to break eye contact. I’m certain every therapist in a fifty mile radius knew my name after that
That's actually iconic
I want one of those.
Yes indeed
username fits
That's legendary.
I was the weird girl that brought in a tarantula. So, to start this story, my parents were separated. I used to watch animal planet all the time with my dad, and we especially loved the stuff about spiders and snakes. So, hearing that show and tell was coming up, he took me to the pet store, walked me over to the tarantulas and said "pick one for show and tell." So I did. I named her Cutie and she was a menace with the temperament of a lit stick of dynamite and loved to shoot hairs at people. I still loved her, from a safe distance away from the grate on top of her enclosure. I had a fun show and tell and my mom was not thrilled when I came home with a tarantula.
i hate spiders but this is the cutest story ive read
bro no one in my family would willingly take me to a pet store to pick out a tarantula 💀
I’m not a spider fan but love 🐍
You will become spider girl in 6 years from now
Jars of spiders where an almost weekly occurrence in my class show and tell. But I am Australian so you only have to lift a rock to find spiders,geckos,skinks and a tonne of other things.
Mistaking a tampon for a rabbits foot is honestly the sanest thing a child has ever done
"Of course I ripped off a rabbit's foot, there's blood on it."
@@weegee-hehehe 😭😭😭👍
@@weegee-hehehe "so how did you get the um "rabbits foot"
kid- "mum was eating the rabbit through the wrong hole so i tried to rip it out"
Mistaking a rabbit's foot for a tampon... not so much
@@pamelotms5867 Holy shit
I remember a kid in year 3 stood up during show and tell, claimed he went jet skiing and a shark bit him on the calf. He was so pissed off that no one believed him that he cried and pissed himself on the carpet
Dear god, what an episode.
reasonable reaction
wtf did i just read
That's one of the best things I've ever read, made me snort out my wine 💪
@@Matt_Rose
Hi
I once brought a fifty shades of grey novel from under my sisters bed and told the class “this is my favorite book,my sister reads it to me every night” because I wanted to sound cool that I could read and be read books that were long, my teacher called my mom and I had to explain that I just brought it because I couldn’t find anything else
💀💀
3:47 “Sheen, this is the 3rd time in a row you’ve shown your life size Speedy Gonzales stuffed animal in class.”
Jimmy neutron reference
So as a child I learned about the name “Titus” before I learned about the slang for breasts. So I nicknamed my stuffed cat “Titty”. The other kids laughed and the teacher wasn’t pleased. I had no idea.
In fact we were all like, 4 or 5 years old so the fact that everyone in our strictly Christian school already knew what “titties” were concerns me a bit in hindsight. Not fair, guys.
That must have sucked. That reminds me of the time when I was still in kindergarten, my and my friends were doing "cool" hand tricks and at the time I didn't even know what a middle finger was, so I did it, and maybe someone snitched on me or the teacher saw me but I got in a lot of trouble and I am very sensitive, so when she yelled at me I was on the verge of tears.
@@MrMan002 I feel this. I've been crying about making adults angry at me for multiple occassions as a kid. All they had to do was tell me that was a bad thing to do, I didn't know! I've only been on this Earth for a little amount of time!
I mean, I go to a private school and didn’t know what the middle finger was till 6th grade- also a random kindergartener swore on the bus
@@MrMan002 The fact that the teacher felt the need to literally angrily yell at a child over a finger motion (Which can be easily interpreted as them being ignorant) tells me they are either so protective around children doing mean things, or is a verbally abusive asshole. That really sucks that you dealt with that.
@@bulletcola7890 Thats what I remembered at least. It was a long time ago, and sometimes the way I remember things is a lot more dramatic. Like how one time we were walking a bridge, I was 5-6 and fell. My brain remembered it as this huge wound, but a few weeks ago, my dad showed my an image of whatit looked like and was the size of my fingernail. My parents do remember my kindergarten being strict so maybe I was right.
"Show and tell" essentially seems to be a kind of litmus test to see what kids live in inappropriate environments.
And which ones have serial killers for parents.
if that one kid at the end of my street becomes a parent then he might soon be in jail for 1794629462846184 seconds
Or are good at snooping around for their big sister's diary when she's not home.
@@official-obama I would say r/hedidthemath but you can literally just Google that
Reminds me of that old Art Linkletter show, "Kids Say the Darndest Things" when he'd say to the kid, "What did Mommy or Daddy tell you not to talk about?"
Pure evil :P
@@gabrielgamer4458 I put that amount of seconds in a converter, 1794629462846184 seconds is 56907.327 millenium. (1000 years = 1 millenium)
That foot has a number of explanations, and each one's worse than the next. Either it's archaeology that ought to be in a museum, it's literal grave robbery, or it's evidence of a crime. None mutually exclusive.
D all of the above
It could be the remains of a murder that happened in like, 1493 in Ethiopia.
None of the above. Since it was found in a desert, it's probably America, and the remains probably belonged to some illegal migrant trying to get to America but died on the way, and the wild animals spread the remains.
@@ExtremeWreckmummification went out of fashion in the 3rd century so unlikely
Or it could have just gotten infected so they had to cut it off
Two fun ones:
One, a kid brought in his dad's police service pistol, thankfully not loaded. This was in the 90s so he didn't get in trouble.
Two, a kid brought in a Korean/Vietnam War vet, who brought in live 40mm grenade launcher ammo, and talked bout hunting down innocent civilians to prevent the spread of communism.
The teacher was surprisingly okay with this, which was weird becauae this was a second grade class.
How do you not get in trouble for bringing a literal weapon to school
what the fuck?
Lmao. The vet is literally the chopper gunner from full metal jacket.
@johnathan7624 1990s cuh did you not read it
Based
There was a time when my class had show and tell, I had been so proud of my pokémon prosthetic leg that I decided to show it off. I remember saying "I can take my leg off" a kid answered "No you can't" and I answered "Yeah I can" and proceeded to rip my leg off without warning and held it up talking about it and the Gen 1 Pokémon...no one in my class knew about my fake leg not even the teacher
I would've paid to see the reactions to that.
were you able to put it back on
Take the leg off is easy, the hard thing is reconnecting the nerves later. But it must have been a funny day haha
that's metal.
@@ekzac worth tbh
I remember the time in show and tell a kid brought in a floating rock saying it could float on water.
The teacher proceeded to ask the class "Can rocks float?" to get a collective "No," and the kid got so mad she filled a thing of water a plopped the rock in. It did, in fact, float.
pumice is neat, I have some samples of it
Bit cringe of the teacher to do that
@@genericname2747 "Hey let's embarrass this 7 year old in front of the whole class!"
how did the others react?
@@azhdarchidae66 It was a long time ago, I could tell you how I reacted which was thinking the girl, then the teacher was stupid. The rest of the students though idk.
My dad worked at Queens university when I was little. One time in I don't know, 3rd grade I forgot to bring in a show and tell, so I came up with the ingenious idea of telling everyone that
"My dad works for the queen!"
A boy in my 1st grade class told everyone that he had something “super cool” to show us…this child proceeded to pull A LIVE TARANTULA out of his lunchbox and set it FREE INTO THE CLASSROOM! The chaos that ensued as 25 little children jumped onto tables and chairs, screeching like we were all gonna die will forever hold a special place in my memory. 12 kids (including me) ended up in the nurse’s office and 2 ended up in urgent care. Some twins jumped onto one table but they jumped onto the EDGE. They both face planted into the floor when the table gave out and needed a couple stitches, her on her forehead and him on his chin. After that, our principal set a school-wide rule that no animals were allowed for show and tell, pet or not.
Moments like these make life worth living
I don't know whether to say that show and tell should or shouldn't be a thing. On one hand, kids can share really cool stuff, such as art that they made, or even a stuffed animal. On the other hand, they could unknowingly bring in something that has the ability to kill someone, like a goddamn mortar shell that Grandpa obtained during WWII, or even a super venomous spider. On both hands, they might bring in "Mom's lightsaber", or "Dad's balloons", or even "big brother's crunchy socks"
If this happened I would honestly be having the best time of my life (as long as I'm not one of the ones in urgent care)
@@robblequoffle8456maybe to combat those scenarios, parents should help their kids pick something to bring and tell their teacher in advance. Or maybe creating a list of things that are and aren’t acceptable and sending it home a couple days before show and tell could also prevent unwanted items!
I read this and the first thing that came to my mind was the line in the banana boat song from Beetlejuice, “Hide the deadly black tarantula”
My cousin's parents divorced when he was a baby; our grandfather practically raised him. When he was little, my cousin brought our grandpa to school for show and tell. He introduced him to the class, saying: "This is my dad; his name is Grandpa."
Did he talk?
@@aryapatel1932 I'm not sure. Probably, although my grandpa was notoriously quiet.
That's adorable.
@@theab3957 did he stay quiet ever since?
Wholesome
When my mom was a teacher, she had a student ask if it was a ok to bring a goat to school. She thought that meant a stuffed goat, so she said yes. The kid was in fact talking about a live goat.
That's actually awesome. They brought a goat, and became the GOAT.
That would have been an amazing barbecue.
God dammit we should of not let YN to reproduce and let his kid damage the school with Asriel's large and ever growing girth. And I save Asriel later with a strange set of armor and a original anime Mario movie plot. If you where around 12 year old me you would of known.💀
@@Ensign_games ?????
@@Ensign_games what the f did just read
I brought my grandpa to show and tell once, he played the guitar for my entire class and then walked me home when school was done.
That was nice!
awwww :)
I brought the 1200 year old scapula (shoulder blade) of a seal to grade six.
My next door neighbour was a palaeontologist and I thought it was the neatest thing ever.
Forgot to mention it was old af and my teacher called fish and Wildlife on my neighbour.
my grandfather was a neurosurgeon, and for whatever reason he had a preserved brain (which he kept at home??). so my mother, in second grade, had the very bright idea of bringing it in to show-and-tell. She thought it was cool, so surely the rest of her class would agree...?
...screaming and crying ensued. In a shocking turn of events, the class most definitely did not find the brain cool.
Are you kidding me? That sounds awesome. I agree with your mother.
It could be worse. In seventh grade I sat in a biology class right in front of a shelf of jarred preserved creatures, including a miscarried baby. First time I ever saw a dead human body.
Plebs
@@demo2823 I'm surprised the school can legally have that
111th like ^^
The amount of sass behind the way Matt says, "I am ready for my compliment" is truly glorious.
Well then give the man a compliment! He's doing a good job!
That was a horrible story, don’t give him a compliment
@@fish-champ **holds back compliment**
Sounds like a threat
That was both hilarious and awesome! I hoped the teacher learned why that phrase is a bad idea to engrain so young.
Imagine you are just singing a prayer and something goes…
“U-NYE-TYE-AY-DOO?”
I remember when a girl brought her doll that could eat toy food. The teacher warned everyone else to keep their hair away from its mouth, so of course you can guess what happened next.
Was it that cabbage patch eating doll that wouldn’t let go of your hair if you had it near it? I think I’ve heard about that thing!
Back in 5th grade I brought in my hairless cat for show and tell. No joke. My mom brought her in a cat stroller into the classroom. The class thought it was the coolest thing ever. My cat however, was terrified to see dozens of snot nosed germ magnets looming over her.
Question have you ever watched American dragon jake long? Cause there was an episode where the exact same thing happened. Anyway don't mind me and my cartoon obsession
"Snot nosed germ magnets" 💀
@@Doodle_Dragon You seem to like cartoon dragon a whole lot. And i think I need to rewatch american dragon Jake Long now
I also would be terrified
Hairless cats are kind of cool
It’s been decades since it happened, but I told the kindergarten class that our dog had started climbing on people’s legs and “dancing.” The teacher mentioned it to my mom and that’s when she made an appointment with the vet to get our puppy fixed. I don’t remember it, but my mother sure does!
Took me a second to realise
@@catforce9999 what is it?
Dog was humping people.
@@ajayisbetter the dog wasnt dancing, i assume it was humping people’s legs
@@mazeditsvsf 😳
I remember years ago my dad gave me a large roll of unused wallpaper for me to doodle on, at this time I had a bunch of lego stickers from a sticker book. So over the course of three days I used all the stickers to make different scenes on the lego, alongside drawings as well. On a show and tell day i decided to bring it in and when I showed it to the class but I couldn't show it all to the class since it was a massive bloody roll of wallpaper, so the teacher got three other students to hold it up for me.
I think my parents still have it as well in the garage.
Wow!
When I was around 5 years old (2011) I couldn't think of what to bring in for show and tell, so I went in my parents room and found a rubber thing which I assumed was a toy, turns out after I arrived and showed it off in class my parents got called because I brought a condom to school
WTF
I love the idea of someone bringing in their grandpa, who proceeds to sit in complete silence in front of a teacher and a group of children
Depending on the grandpa, he was probably flattered.
Bring your freak to school day
Lmao I did that
@@jadefaeWhat the fuck is wrong you? You're a sick disrespectful fucking waste of a life.
I wish I was clever enough to have brought my grandparents to school as a kid ;-;
Though one time my sister showed up to my school and she had a cast on and we went around and everybody got to sign it!
...
I think she still has it as a trophy somewhere.
I brought in a box of teeth, not my teeth, I didn't even know whose teeth they were at the time, I've recently rediscovered the box, asked my dad about them, and he informed me that they belonged to him, I brought my own fathers teeth to show and tell, yet strangely that wasn't even the weirdest thing shown that day, that honour goes to the kid who brought in a memorial shrine of the teacher (not dead, not leaving).
That would be hillarius, bring the memorial of the last dead teacher and show to the new one.
@@monad_tcp there was that painting of corrupt judge having his skin turned into a chair for new judge to sit on... might work for teachers too iunno am not into furnityre making.
Why is your dad collecting his own teeth 🤨
I think this one wins the comment section
MEMORIAL SHRINE?????
I had a classmate that would bring in different kitchen utensils every time. I think she probably forgot that it was show and tell dad until right before she left her house and would just grab a spatula or spoon. It was honestly kinda fun seeing what she’d bring in each week.
did she ever bring in a knife
I brought in a dead baby snake that I found in my yard & thought was cool because I’d never seen a baby snake before 😂. My teacher just death-glared at me in silence and snatched the brown paper bag I brought it in from my hand.
I remember bringing by beer bottle cap collection to kindergarten. My teacher said "that must have taken a long time to get all those" but I told her no, my dad drinks at least 3 beers a day so it didn't take long.
...holy shit this just brought back some memories for me lmaoo
@@heretichazel you poor thing
Only 3? rookie numbers!
Bro is set for the nuclear apocalypse
I've seen a few people be like, "My dad drinks too!" And I just wanna make sure everyone is safe and feeling ok now 🩷 :(
I had a friend that was a little weird back in kindergarten. Once she brought in a severed human hand that she found in the woods and a deer skull. Upon further study it was revealed her grandparents lived next to a mafia boss. Three kids including my self threw up. She was escorted out of school and I never saw her again.
Oh yeah and once another kid brought in a snail he named Leo who died on the spot
@@wannixdroxe1880 first of all, what the fuck and why were you friends with this person, second of all, how did you discover that your grandparents lived next to a mafia boss?
@@Cloverrrss the teacher asked what forest she found it in, also, it was kindergarten, you talk to someone once you're best friends lol
Thats awesome though, what! Just one of those two things is cool enough on its own but both!?
@@--CHARLIE-- I’m assuming people investigated WHY there was a severed hand left for a child to find in the woods and the mafia was found to be responsible.
That was actually cute though, the kid who brought the durian! Durians are the weirdest fruits, so fun and strange looking! :)
“This is my life sized Speedy Gonzales plushie!”
“gardenkweenPNW, this is the third time you’ve shown your life sized Speedy Gonzales plushie in class”
one kid in my brothers class when he was like 3 said “i dont wanna show, I wanna tell.”
The teacher: “what do you wanna tell us?“
“ *my dad is in prison* ”
Kids really have no filter, lol.
LMFAOOO😭😭
dam. whats he in for
@@OccultistResearcher no idea
When I was 6 brought in my diary and was really upset when my teacher wouldn't let me read my own diary to the class. In retrospect it did contain passages about September 11th from the perspective of a 5 year old 💀
Can you tell us what you wrote?
Stop you're dredging up some very cringy memories 💀
In fifth grade, our teacher had us all do this thing where each week, we'd spotlight a student, and every day you'd have ten minutes to talk about your interests and whatnot to the class. So basically just an extended Q&A and sho-and-tell. I was one of those 'not like other girls', and I considered myself quirky because I liked to journal and read. So one day, I pulled up a stool and read some 'interesting' entries to the class, but I had to edit some of it because I wrote about the most mundane details (Ex: My experience pooping on the toilet). Suffice it to say, no one could care less. I cringe about this on a nightly basis.
@@organizer.spaztasticc3541 aaaaaaaaa
tell me what you wrote or else you will be in the next 9/11
@@organizer.spaztasticc3541 💀
Before I had ever been to school, my sister would talk about show and tell. My child's mind thought it was some weird game where you take your pants down and show off. Fortunately, I never did that.
I once brought in a rancid slice of deli ham, i then ate it in front of my whole class and went “ta daaa”. I got sick that Christmas.
So basically when I was 8 or 9, I was in the process of writing a story. Every week for Show and Tell I brought in this story and read a part of it to the class. Now Show and Tell wasn't actually mandatory at my school, it was something you simply volunteered to do, so every week, I WILLINGLY subjected. My whole entire class. To what was essentially my Super Mario: Paper Jam Bros fanfic.
Everybody hated it.
I bet they didnt hate as much as what my little sister brought once to show and tell:
spit💀
I would've loved to be in that class
@@sylviaafonso What a, uh, *fascinating* thing. Bet everyone loved that
@@wintig245 My 8-year-old self would've appreciated your loyal patronage
@@gifflebunk fascinating fr fr
My preschool did alphabetical show and tell, and for "C" I brought in a little battery-operated cat. You turn her on and she's supposed to walk and make little meowing noises, but that cat BARKED and preschool me just loved that. Anyways, I brought her up to show the class and I called her a cog and everyone laughed at me.
EDIT: How did this get so much attention? 😄🫥
That's adorable and a great pun too
What makes this better is that cogs are mechanical components
@@sillycreatures_ Yeah I think people caught on to that already.
@impishrebel5969 I hadn’t lmao
@@impishrebel5969 But what about the people who didn't, huh? Are they supposed to just sit there confused? No. Stop being a little turd and keep things to yourself.
My (at the time) 4-year-old oldest sister once brought my 1-year-old middle sister to school for show-and-tell. My middle sister was bald at the time, and my oldest sister happily pointed out all of the blood vessels on her head to the class.
I brought in a taxidermy baby alligator head, my aunt sent it to my for my birthday when she moved to Florida. I now keep it on my alter.
I love how at first I genuinely wondered if I had made a mistake when unpausing the video when speedy gonzales appeared a second time. Then the third time it all made sense. Both Matt and this kid are trying to gaslight me.
I didn't even notice he included that 3 separate times until you pointed it out. Matt is a master troll!
Yeah I got really confused
bro what? it only showed up once
@@Scrufflord is educating everyone on what gaslighting is.
I used to be a preschool assistant. This one little girl brought in her great-grandma’s dentures. We called her house, just in case great-grandma needed them, and it turned out that she had been looking for them all morning. 😬
My friend brought his iPad and showed it off to the entire class. I don't know why the teacher let him. Because it was 2013, everyone knew what an iPad was. He just used show and tell to play his iPad for 30 minutes during the school day.
Smart kid
I brought my pet rat in for show and tell once in second grade. The mean kid in class who always got in trouble had to be warned multiple times not to stick his fingers in the cage. He stuck his nose in instead. She bit him. (Good job, Lucy, you did a great job and I miss you 💖) She'd never bitten anyone before and never bit anyone after that. We didn't have show and tell again.
karmas real
W lucy
lucy was a real one o7
Domestic Rats are already great, but Lucy sounded brilliant, may she forever teach bullies leasons in rattie heaven.
Some kid brought his hamster in one of those weird little tube maze enclosures. The problem was that his parents drove him to school in a truck. In *Oklahoma.* I initially thought the ride was too bumpy for the poor thing and he passed before he made it to the classroom. The kid tried shaking the enclosure but the hamster got stuck in one of the tubes, and it looked like that kid was the second-coming of Darla from Finding Nemo, what with how he kept yelling for Gerald to wake up. The section of tubing Gerald got stuck in was a loose corner piece, which suddenly popped off, fell to the ground, and released the supposedly dead hamster… who promptly began sprinting around the ‘Together Area’ of a preschool like he had consumed illegal amounts of energy drinks and was on his last hurrah before he would send himself flying into the sun. *Good times, man.*
Am I the only person who’s had hamsters die peaceful deaths?
@@AFarmerCalledChicken yes
Luckily I don't have a hamster. And I don't bring my cats for show and tell. And the schools I've been to haven't really had show and tells.
The cat would escape anyway.
My mom has forbidden me and my brothers from ever considering getting a hampster, because when she was a kid she had one and it was eaten by the dog 2 weeks after getting it.
@@ArloDiAngelo-rp6gvImagine banning your kids from getting an animal cuz your dog ate one when you were a kid
(Did you even have a dog at that point?)
We didn't usually have show and tell but I'd always bring my Slush beanie buddy because I was always bullied and kinda just wanted an excuse to hold him, and it was one of the few things they dared not touch. Still have him.
"I am ready for a compliment."
I mean
*_I've seen worse hair styles_*
I feel that Matt Rose was the kind of kid that would forget to bring an item for show and tell, panic and grab something random in his line of sight, and profusely bullshit about it for ten minutes while everyone just nods and waits for him to finish talking.
Great compliment! I am sure he appreciates it.
I used to basically do this, but I was already getting into creative writing (or, what passes for such when you're 6-ish) and apparently my bullshitting was actually rather interesting and people enjoyed it. I know this because I still keep loose contact with a few of my friends from back then and they've informed me my students were looking forward to my stories.
To be clear: there was no veneer these were true stories, I once claimed I had a rock from my vacation to Mata Nui (the Bionicle island, not to be mistaken for the real Rapa-Nui), and told a sprawling tale about meeting various Bionicle characters.
I'm pretty sure that Matt would just be able to tell a true story and have it be much more interesting than whatever he brought in.
I just crack at the mental image of a teacher saying "NOBODY COMPLIMENT HIM, THAT WAS A HORRIBLE STORY!" 🤣🤣
The speedy Gonzalez story reminds me of Ultra Lord in Jimmy Neutron lol
Here’s your compliment.
Your videos are so funny and awesome to watch, and you upload them weekly. 10/10 uploads!
In the third grade I brought a letter from the mental hospital I went to for kids who need special help and rehabilitation before being in a proper school environment because it is either unfit for them or unfit for the other students. The letter was signed by everyone including staff and other “students” at the hospital. This note included One (1) death threat.
From who? The students or staff? Also, good job on getting a death threat before turning 18 lmao.
@@omniscientbarebones Easy sub-18. Just browse 4-chan.
Now sub-10? That's another story...
@soupcangaming662 easy dubs, my older sibling tried to actually kill me when i was like 5. Chased me around the house with a butcher knife and put a hole in my bedroom door with it when i hid. All he got was a "Don't do that again" from our parents.
Fun childhood
@@dandy432Jesus christ i am sorry that you had to go through that
@@dandy432 my bro what
Thought I was hallucinating with the 2nd appearance of the life size Speedy Gonzalez stuffed animal, but laughed delightedly upon seeing it was a setup for the third one
What do you mean? He never showed that meme before that. He only showed it once.
@@Cheese_McCheeseMan Wrong, he showed it 3 times, I don't remember the timestamps, but some random reply posted them, you can rewatch the video if you don't believe me.
@@voidbite it was a joke because the kid tried to gaslight the teacher into saying it was there once
@@Cheese_McCheeseManwheeeyyy banter, you've got everyone laughing. *Cricket noises intensify*
1:32 that was a rather appropriate way to segway into that memory everybody remembers from elementary school;
When I was in elementary school, i once brought a geode in for show-and-tell, except the thing is that the geode was not open, so it was just a round rock. and then a spider crawled out of the bag i was holding it in and i dropped it and everyone freaked out
Once I brought my grandfather for show and tell to talk about my family history when I was in preschool. My great grandfathers were almost all in some branch of the army, so it was a really cool experience for everyone. The teachers actually had him come back soon after to speak again as a guest speaker at our next assembly because everyone loved his stories that much. Even today I'm still finding out more about my heritage from him, and I'm in High school now.
Dammit, that's wholesome.
That’s amazing
GOAT Grandfather right there.
Wow!
The same is true for my grandfather and great-grandfathers, but it would have been a lot less appropriate for me to do this.
I'm German.
Someone bought in one of those massive bears from ikea.
This being foundation year this kid was completely dwarfed by the bear, and when he first walked in everyone thought the bear was moving under its own steam until the kid said “guys look!”. Some kids thought the bear could speak too
May I ask what "foundation year" is? I've never heard of it before, and my Google searches only lead to information on university preparation courses.
Prob first grade or kindergarten
@@jacquelinewarner-smith1770 4-5ish year olds
lmao my brain saw the words “foundation” and “ikea” first
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No way haha, one of those bears is sitting here right next to me as I was reading these comments hahah
I don't recall ever having show and tell at my schools, though it was certainly a thing I knew about from media (along with other mythical things.. such as lockers.. and home ec class..)
Alls well, it would've been- MATT YOU SHOULD SEARCH CRAZY THINGS KIDS HAVE SUBMITTED AS SCIENCE PROJECTS
One time I stole my dad’s car keys in for show and tell, the school phoned my parents and they were not impressed
I once brought in a WWII German gas mask for show and tell, once my turn was over I proceeded to wear it around for the rest of the afternoon which left everyone who saw me a bit puzzled
Putting the "Kinder" in "Kindergarten"!
Are you my mummy?
That's actually pretty fuckin cool and a bit spooky
my sister did the same thing but british. we're pretty sure it has asbestos in it. hey, at least there's also cork stuck in it, so the asbestos probably got into our lungs _less_
Are you my mummy?
I tried to show off a Pokeball in kindergarten.
It was imaginary.
I still cringe when I think about it. It wasn’t as bad as another girl in the class showing us all that she knew how to eat glue sticks
My 4-year-old self was OBSESSED with eating glue sticks. But then again, my 4-year-old self was obsessed with eating everything.
Sand? Play dough? Paint?
*Nothing was safe.*
I imagine the antichrist would be like you, the goatly inherited instinct to eat anything and everything.
are you goat?
@@gifflebunk how did any of us make it to adulthood
I brought my dog is grade 1. He is a golden retriever, extremely friendly and he was a huge hit.
I forgot my classmate was extremely allergic to pet hair, I sent him to the hospital for a good month… hehe 😬
@@AFarmerCalledChicken by barfing relentlessly?
matt rose is like a wall keeping my depression from getting worse
~whimpering~ I probably should have closed my eyes
One time one of the kids in my class bought in her adoption papers
And Matt you are amazing (there’s your compliment)
NAHHH😭😭
How was that received by the class?
@@colinnelson4080 honestly I don’t remember but probably just confusion
That's actually quite wholesome.
Well, depending what she said about them.
Your pfp was probably what you were doing when you saw the papers
“I’m ready for my compliment” is the absolute funniest way to end a presentation
Aside the fact that it makes people sound like a narcissist lol, but I guess it isn't the kids' faults because they were told to say it by the teacher.
I remember that I brought a hardened lava rock from a old dormant volcano next to my grandma’s house and poured water on it and quietly placed on a table while it made tiny noises. Someone broke it and took the remnants home.
I brought in a live slug I found and a piece of grass that I convinced myself was a dead praying mantis.
I once brought in a cartoon book called “the bunny suicides” and I may have traumatised my entire class. It’s a comic book about a bunch of cute, fluffy little bunnies… well… another time, I brought in my snake, which scared everyone. I think everyone has some cursed “show and tell” story.
did you discover this book in the school library/class bookshelves or was this an original piece? if the former, oh my god who wrote that why was it in a school and is that person ok. if the ladder, i hope youre doing well now and that whatever pain made you write that has healed. or this could just be a case of a little kid just not knowing what the word meant. either way, youve got me intrigued. as a depressed artistic person i live for morbid shit like this
@@catsungdae neither, actually. My dad received it as a gag gift, and I discovered it in 3rd grade. I, being a probably psychopathic 9 year old kid, thought it was absolutely weird and I wanted to make sense of why someone would write it (plus, the shock made it funny, in my mind) and took it in. I had, in my childhood, many situations in which I didn’t really grasp social norms, including an incident in which I played the song “warm leatherette” to some kids in my class. I wasn’t violent, just really unempathetic and wanted to better understand people, I guess
@@belizeandreefstudios4912 interesting! the confusion of wanting to understand what it meant as an unempathetic child makes total sense; wanting to understand my peers was something i tried really hard to accomplish too (and failed miserably most of the time) and was difficult even while being highly sensitive and empathetic, so i wouldnt necessarily say that's psychotic behavior. (DISCLAIMER: i am not a psychiatrist, just a young person with a deep interest in psychology and a haver of a a handful of disorders). hopefully the class and the teacher weren't too traumatized by that experience though!!
Pet snake for show and tell is BASED, screw your class lmao
My mom had that same book. (Except it was called, "The Return of the Bunny Suicides", so there's a sequel) I didn't read it when I was little, so either she hid it really well, or I found it but wasn't interested in it for whatever reason.
I brought sea monkeys to school once (They had a little travel necklace thing that came with their main tank, it was kinda weird now that I think about it) and everyone thought it was cool until one of girls who didn't like got a hold of it and dumped them into a puddle. I was so mad I don't remember what happened next, I know a lot of people saw it happen so I vaguely remember a teacher telling her that wasn't nice or something like that, but for the rest of the time the puddle was there I told myself that my sea monkeys were happy and not already dead. It was also a seasonal puddle so it would come back every spring and every time I looked at it I thought of my poor sea monkeys.
They’re in a better place now, sorry for your loss 😔
bro I would think of actually throwing a chair at that girls head lol
I hope she learned her lesson. Holy shit.
Child: commits premeditated murder
Teacher: "that's not nice!"
I really don't feel like she learned her lesson.
that girl definitely grew up to be a serial killer
One kid in my kindergarten class had nothing to bring in so he stood up in front of the class silently for 5 seconds and sat back down. He had to sit out for the rest of show and tell.
One time for show and tell i bought a photo of my vomit soaked cat after i threw up on her from eating too much bbq.
I am ready for my compliment.
My daughter's first grade teacher asked the parents to come and talk about their careers to the class. I'm a physician. When the teacher asked if anyone had questions every child raised their hand. Most "questions" were just kids telling me about getting their shots or having stitching until one little informed us that her mom had gotten into a fight in a bar and then was hit on the head with a bottle. What fun!
Not the weirdest story, but the kid that lived across the street from me HATED my guts when we were in kindergarten. During show and tell, this little psychopath brought in a really fast, really large, super cool drone. Everyone was impressed and they all wanted to see it fly. Kid said “Okay!”, plopped the darn thing right in front of me, and then proceeded to fly it full speed, into my face.
This was really funny to write for some reason because I feel like if someone had caught a video of it, I could be a vine
I would’ve just slapped it right off the desk and hoped it hit him.
“You wanna be a demon, I can be a demon too.”
@@Dr-Random no offense but that sounds really cringe. If you don't care, alright that's neat. Just a heads up yknow
@@LunarMoth ok cool
@@Dr-Random thumbs up 👍
@@LunarMoth
Shards pt.1
The Mirror Screams
This Is It.
If You Shall Wish for Pain
Callix Lunaris - A Thousand Times More - Fixed
Remember Them [Tribute]
tbh that is more cringe then what they said and also ur use of emojis
"Sheen, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in class."
well hes ready for a compliment so..
these videos genuinely make me feel so much happier after i go though another episode of me thinking about all of the horrid things that has been done to me or that i have done and makes me forget for quite a while actually
Where I live, we never did Show & Tells (at least as far as I remember), instead we had something called a toy flea market, where kids could trade toys they didn't want anymore. No one really traded toys and it was more of a Pokemon trading card market, but there was one instance, where the parents of a kid had to be called, because he was pawning off his parents jewelry to the students.
Imagine trading a gold 24 karat necklace for a toy car or something, I would never forgive myself😊
Once my younger brother in grade 2 he brought 60 buck worth of cash to his class and my mom had left it in his backpack by accident and I guess he found it and gave some to his friends but the teacher caught them and my mom get the money back😂😂😂
My brother once sold a snack sized bag of pretzels to a friend for 20 bucks. He was 10.
My sibling recently stole a $50 bill from me and used it to buy toys from their friends at school. They gave me the 50 bucks back but it’s not the same.
@@schrodingerscat4503 Your $50 is in a superposition state of being both returned and not returned at the same time
Oh god. A few weeks ago a girl brought in her pet rabbit to show to her friends. It suffocated in her bag.
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to hell with that kid
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Oh no... (also F)
that singular phrase:
“im ready for a compliment.”
scared the living hell out of me when it was said at the very end
i remember having show or tell. one time i just talked about fnaf 2 teasers but another time i explained how i participated in a fight to the death with someone from the year below. some kid asked ".....did you win?"
once i brought a fnaf plushie (still collect them)
In like second grade I had found some pig bones by the lake my family was camping at and I thought they were super cool. I brought them into show and tell only for everyone there to be grossed out and my teacher made me throw them away. I like to attribute this moment as part of my villain origin story as I now have a fascination with and love for collecting all things skulls and bones.
Honestly far from the worst thing you could have brought in, she shouldn't have made you throw them away at least
@Nat_the_Chicken
Imagine being 7 years old in school talking to your friend, and then some kid pulls out a suspicious decaying pig skull from his backpack 😶
@@totallynotaclone OK I don't think they were like _decaying..._ also what about that is suspicious? It's not like killing pigs is even a crime
@@Nat_the_Chickenis it not suspicious to have bones n a backpack at school? 💀
@@spyceewyte7194 Animal bones? Not really
I remember bringing in an optical illusion I drew to class, Unbeknownst to me I drew it wrong and nobody understood what I was talking about
i think this meant unbeknownst
@Nevena was just about to say that but you beat me to it
@@nevenazMadwrld I did mean unbeknownst, thank you for correcting me and I will be sure to be more literate in the future
This story is melting my brain, how did you not realise this before you showed it to everyone from the fact that, when you looked at it, you couldn't see the illusion either?
The illusion was that there was no illusion
I love how instead of just reading the speedy gonzolez one, he read it three times and then read the ending. Pure gold.
2:54 It seems life-sized Looney Tunes stuffed animals was a trend from the mid-2000s to early-2010s.
My family had a Tweety Bird plush that scared 5 year old me. When it was remodeled into my mother's room, it was placed in the garage, one eye fallen off and is most likely deteriorating to this day.
Your compliment is that me (21), my sister (18), my mum (50) and my step dad (53) all love your content and excitedly wait for new uploads. Your content is enjoyed by many and by pretty much all age groups :)! We also quote the furby vids so much that they’re just household inside jokes
Amazing! Hello to the Esmin household!!
@@Matt_Rose hello to the rose household
Hello to me
@@Neagwejeagwe6975 hello to the skullemojeeeeeeeeeyyyy man
@@Matt_Rose hahah they all say hi back and ‘skullemojiskullemojiskullemojiskullemo-‘
In year 1, I brought in this whaleshark plushie that was purchased from a soap shop up north so it smelled really nice. This may sound normal enough, only when it was getting passed around, one of the kids was sniffing it for 5 minutes and wouldn't give it back to me or to anyone else and began screaming because of it. Then my teacher yelled at me for not answering any questions that the class may have.
Did they get withdrawn affects from whale shark plush being taken away?
What the hell
Why did the teacher yell at YOU when the other kid was the one misbehaving???
@@mildlymarvelous because some teachers are shits unfortunately 😭 I was constantly bullied in elementary but I’d always be the one getting in trouble because the bullies would just say “I didn’t do it” and the teachers would believe them without any further questions
@@mildlymarvelous Because it gave the teacher a reason to continue making fun of me and my ADHD
When I was in elementary school, I brought in a picture of my friend who had died like 2 years prior and I said something along the lines of "This is my best friend Emma! She's a ghost now and she lives with me :D" and as I grew up, I realized that this was a coping mechanism because my child brain couldn't deal with the idea of death yet, so I just pretended she was living with me as a ghost and it freaked the fuck out of my classmates and teachers
The compliment is the Speedy Gonzales joke was well done. I thought at first you had accidentally dubbed the same line multiple times.
In preschool i once brought in my giant african millipede. The teacher was confused but used it as a teaching moment to ask the kids if they knew why it was called a millipede. My pets name was Milly and she was gifted to me by my neighbors because they had given my sister geckos and wanted me to have something too. We ended up relocating her a few years later.
Your millipede lived for years??
@@heatherduke7703 I looked it up and giant African millipedes have a life expectancy of about 7-10 years
@@heatherduke7703 They've been known to live up to a decade in captivity.
Where did you relocate your sister to? Did you still visit?
@@jakepullman4914 we relocated Milly, not my sister lol, sorry for the confusion.
One kid in my kindergarten class brought his own preserved tonsils in a jar. We all thought it was the coolest shit, but our poor teacher was visibly trying not to throw up, all while telling him it was "very nice."
That’s nasty…! Also I love your profile picture! It’s King Dedede, right?
I wish they would've preserved my tonsils and adenoids after I got them removed! Would be a nice conversation starter
@@catxolotl6728 Ye! Drew him myself!
@@BrokenHedgehog That's really good!
ye kids are unphased by gore for some reason
There was this girl called Lily in my school, and she brought her hamster, Fluffy, to school. In a cardboard box. With no air holes. When she opened the box to see that the hamster was dead, she was so upset that she pissed herself on the carpet.
Wait was the box taped up and how long ago was this and what grade and if it was recent do you have an update?
@@Biggie_Cheese_Real Yes, the box was taped up, that was year 2 (first grade) about 9 years ago, and when I asked Lily about it the other day, she reminded me that she was so sad that she also vomited on another kids head.
Damn man, seems hamsters having the most abnormal deaths rings true again.
This is a the second comment that I've read about someone pissing the carpet here.
@@cynister7384was thinking the same thing
The fool is a badass guitar though
Your complement:" I am the complement, the fact I sat through this. "
3:43 i thought i was losing my mind
That punchline was legendary
Agreed
A friend of mine once brought a rolled up lead roof gutter lining to show and tell. Like, 35 kilograms of lead. He rolled it in.
It was our emergency school building's roof gutter.
He thought it was cool because the rain made metal that's soft.
_He was no longer allowed to bring stuff for show & tell anymore from then on. _*_And neither was anyone else._*
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We just got a lead we just got a lead we just got a lead we just got a lead we just got a lead wonder who it’s from
Matt, you are 1.3% of the reason why I am no longer depressed
The Speedy Gonzalez bit was brilliantly executed, well done my good sir