friendly german here to explain 4:22 the joke is somebody translating german figures of speech into english literally "See i so out?" > Do i look like that? // Seh ich so aus? "You hear so on." > You sound like it. // Du hörst dich so an. "Yes, I'm a wash real German." > Yes, I'm a genuine German. //Ja, ich bin ein/e waschechte/r Deutsche/r.
Commenting so that this gets more attention. I love translating German idioms literally. My personal favourite is "You go me animally on the cookie" Edit: I should probably exlain what I said. The idiom can be translated to "You drive me up the wall". "Du gehst mir tierisch auf den Keks" in German.
That "Saatana" actually had so much emotion in it. If someone made an anime where that would work I would absolutely watch it just to hear you voice act that
4:20 That's just literal translation of German into English. So the English language but with German grammar. Here's the proper translation: "Are you Greman?" - "Do I look like it?" "You sound like it." - "Yes, I'm a native German" The German would be: "Bist du deutsch?" - "Seh' ich so aus?" "Du hörst dich so an." - "Ja ich bin ein waschechter Deutscher."
For 5:20 here's the translation: I think they shouldn't lock it behind a paywall, it's hell for anyone to pass through this everyday and making it forced on every f2p player desensitizes players to keep playing and eventually pay for the game. They can lock just the bonus behind a paywall(depending on what exactly the bonus is which I still don't really know). So they don't end up draining so much time out of their playerbase because they haven't payed a single cent in the game. (Other person's comment) Skill issue Why did I do this? Because It's fun and I figured someone else would care to know what bro had to say but couldn't decode it. I would also like to note that I don't think their keyboard was broken, I think they just uses a typing quirk and didn't have a translation. (Nothing wrong with typing quirks, I love them, just please translate them so others can understand as well!)
From 6:54 when Robin sang out Lo ooo, i was literally not able to stop laughing for the next 4 minutes and change! Now my stomach hurts so much I'm not able to eat my dinner!!!
This is one of those times when I regret watching an EmKay video while eating dinner. The amount of half-masticated pasta that I've spit all over the screen while choking with laughter is insane.
It's this entire ARG thing it's like a giant arg but I don't feel like explaining it figure it out for yourself the key is Daniel drawers Royal pair Joe cane Bun dun and even more in season 2 such as cdotkom@@kiraedwards5730
It would be a piece of cake for him😂 and since we are talking about Matt Rose 💀(also now I can't put a skull emoji without hearing Matt yelling it in head)
6:26 it’s a character’s profile (owned by the person that replied, danno.) named riggy and in the canon he got hit with an anvil so his havinc brain no.
It's 1:40am, I just lost my absolute SHIT at 'holes' and hearing Robin loose his shit also didn't help the matter. My roomates just yelled at me to knock it off, so triple hilarious, thank you!
That " yes sigma rizzler kaicenet ohio gyat the final rizzler chupapi munyanyo grimace shake gyat" has caused an AoE stroke on everyone within 1km of me
For 4:53 “I think they shouldn’t lock it behind a paywall, it’s hell for anyone to pass through this everyday and making it forced on every f2p player disincentivize players to keep playing and eventually pay for the game They can lock just the bonus behind a paywall (depending on what exactly the bonus is which I still don’t really know). So they don’t end up draining so much *TIME* out out of their playerbase because they haven’t payed a single cent in the game” Grammar issues have been kept.
4:18 They're making examples of direct translating each word in a German sentence to English. The word order of a German sentence isn't always the same as English. Also, some phrases can have really different meaning with a small change. Ex: "sehen" is the verb to "see". "Aus" more or less means "out". But, 'aussehen' is the verb "to look/appear". So, "ich sehe aus" = "i look" and flipping it to make a question "sehe ich aus?" = "do I look?" Another one is "hören" which is the verb to "hear". And both "an" and "auf" mean "on", but "an" is vertically and "auf" is horizontally. The funny part is the meaning of "anhören" and "aufhören". To "listen" is "anhören", while to "stop/quit" is "aufhören".
Btw for people wondering restarting a PC is better then turning it off since windows 10 turning it off it isn't really off and the kernel still runs due to the Fast booting option, which restarting the PC doesn't have and it straight up kills and re start the Kernel!
1 Idk why this is so funny that i had tears in my eyes most of the video. 2 about phones suggesting misspelled words - it's most likely because of the feature that learns the words you use, and suggests them. It tends to learn misspelled words if you commonly misspell them yourself because it thinks its just a word you use. You can turn that off somewhere in language settings.
4:20 I saw that on another Reddit and apparently it's just taking what would be a very normal exchange in German and literally translating it into English, which comes up nonsensical due to syntax differences and at least one idiom.
04:20 as a German let me translate the word by word translation into coherent English before the dog in the pan goes crazy. "Are you German?" "Do I look like it?" "You sound like it" "Yeah, I'm a native" Here's the original German version for good measure: "Bist du Deutsch?" "Seh ich so aus?" "Du hörst dich so an" "Ja, ich bin ein waschechter Deutsher" Fun: yesterday in the bath I had a moment where I thought about horses and at some point my brain went like "A mold if you will" and I laughed at it for like 10min... In Germany we dont say "look at that all white horse, it's so pretty" we say: "That apple mold looks great out"
Exactly the comment I was looking for because there's no way it wasn't 😭 Gui is literally the NPC at the front desk of Bubu Pharmacy it can't be any other Baizhu
4:24 The german bit is just german literally translated with the original sentence structure: „See I so out?“ (ger.: Seh ich so aus?) = Do I look like it? „You hear you so on.“ (ger.: Du hörst dich so an) = You sound like it. „Yes, I’m a wash real german.“ (ger.: Ja, ich bin ein waschechter Deutscher.) = Yes, I’m a real german in the flesh. (P.S.: „waschecht“ or „wash real“ is a metaphorical adjective that doesn’t have an accurate translation, but it can be interpreted as „real“, „actual“, or „proper“ depending on the context.)
Oh, I think I've seen 'i'm goknba?' In the wild before! OP was a bit loopy due to pain medication after a surgery, if I recall, and was playing some mario. The other person is their friend.
4:24 That's just what happens when you literally translate german sentences word for word. Let me help you: "Are you German?" ("Bist du Deutsche/r?" "Are you German?") "Do I look like I am?" ("Seh ich so aus?" "See I so out?") "You sound like it." ("Du hörst dich so an." "You hear you so on.") "Yes, I'm a real German." ("Ja, ich bin ein/e waschechte/r Deutsche/r" "Yes, I am a wash real German.")
the reason android does the "verh" thing is probably bc the op spelled very as "verh" before and hit enter before it autocorrected, thus saving it as a ""valid"" word in the suggestion box. My correct spellings can be autocorrected into typos bc of that, too (i use android)
I love how you have to speak german to understand the "are you a german" They used english words but german grammar, 'wash real' or 'waschecht' is a german saying.
6:26 yeah riggy wasn’t feeling too well that day
cheese brick
Can confirm
3rd reply. Also I love your animations.
@@frying_panscan confirm
That’s sad 😔
friendly german here to explain 4:22
the joke is somebody translating german figures of speech into english literally
"See i so out?" > Do i look like that? // Seh ich so aus?
"You hear so on." > You sound like it. // Du hörst dich so an.
"Yes, I'm a wash real German." > Yes, I'm a genuine German. //Ja, ich bin ein/e waschechte/r Deutsche/r.
Commenting so that this gets more attention. I love translating German idioms literally. My personal favourite is "You go me animally on the cookie"
Edit: I should probably exlain what I said. The idiom can be translated to "You drive me up the wall". "Du gehst mir tierisch auf den Keks" in German.
@robingoof658 it seems you have had a tiny stroke when trying to tyoe explain
@@HobeantheProtogenYou also had a tiny stroke when commenting that. 🤣 (Unless that is some weird acronym I never heard of.)
@@sylverscale nopr that was a strokee
Nopw
i like hearing robin crack up laughing instead of just getting angry. give him more silly subreddits!!!
This is the most fun Robin has had in a while.
r/furryirl is a solvent to happiness
Plz don't give Robin the angy subreddits
That "Saatana" actually had so much emotion in it. If someone made an anime where that would work I would absolutely watch it just to hear you voice act that
mf turned finnish for a second "perkele"
SAATANA!!!
My summer car fans rise up
@@saysaythegreat LES FUCKEN GOOOOOOOOO
he said it like this one russian neck tie from disco elysium, thats the closest i can compare it to
That "Saatana" part was so hilarious, totally came out of left field and I laughed for solid 3 minutes
SAATANAAAAAAA
He nailed russian pronunciation of the word Satan brilliantly)
Most calm finnish swear word (but cannot beat perkele)
Saatana perkele
Sssaatana! Is when you hit your toe to table feet😑
The genuine, untapped raw emotion in the laughter at 2:40 sent me to a new universe
I was wheezing man, that was hilarious
Holes.
2:00 that Saatana went crazy, sounded like a real anime voice over tbh
It's Finnish for Stanton
Low key Soundwave Dio in part 3 of JJBA
Can we just take some time to appreciate how much effort Jeebus Cwist puts into his videos?
just wondering, what's the heart flag in your PFP, I know the pink yellow and blue is pan, but idk the other one
@@F0xtrat775It’s the old polyamory flag.
@@jayfeather8023 got it, thanks
homer was telling the thrut
@@PeaNUTFERRETwhat did that idiot do? Homer's the stupidest man in Springfield
4:20
That's just literal translation of German into English. So the English language but with German grammar. Here's the proper translation:
"Are you Greman?"
- "Do I look like it?"
"You sound like it."
- "Yes, I'm a native German"
The German would be:
"Bist du deutsch?"
- "Seh' ich so aus?"
"Du hörst dich so an."
- "Ja ich bin ein waschechter Deutscher."
This is the best Ihadastroke subreddit by far. I especially loved Robin’s Iron Will impersonation.😂
For 5:20 here's the translation: I think they shouldn't lock it behind a paywall, it's hell for anyone to pass through this everyday and making it forced on every f2p player desensitizes players to keep playing and eventually pay for the game. They can lock just the bonus behind a paywall(depending on what exactly the bonus is which I still don't really know). So they don't end up draining so much time out of their playerbase because they haven't payed a single cent in the game. (Other person's comment) Skill issue
Why did I do this? Because It's fun and I figured someone else would care to know what bro had to say but couldn't decode it. I would also like to note that I don't think their keyboard was broken, I think they just uses a typing quirk and didn't have a translation. (Nothing wrong with typing quirks, I love them, just please translate them so others can understand as well!)
From 6:54 when Robin sang out Lo ooo, i was literally not able to stop laughing for the next 4 minutes and change!
Now my stomach hurts so much I'm not able to eat my dinner!!!
As a person who drinks coffee I can confirm that it tastes sharp
As an energy drink drinker, I'll take your word for it
I think it tastes a bit natural or flat at times personally.
It can taste jagged too sometimes
Personally I think it tastes like getting softly hit with a round rock
rock
9:34 my favorite character from undertale, nutter...
lmao
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT THAT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH UNDERTALE LMAO
Nutleader
i'm actually friends with the person in that screenshot. she was ECSTATIC when she found out she was in an emkay video.
Ahuhuhu~
This is one of those times when I regret watching an EmKay video while eating dinner. The amount of half-masticated pasta that I've spit all over the screen while choking with laughter is insane.
"Sharp coffee," I believe, is strong enough to drive you to starbucks.
2:04 I genuinely did not know that Robin was capable of such voices. That actually caught me off guard on how uncomfortably accurate it was.
6:26 i think this is right after riggy got a concussion from preston dropping an anvil on his head
How dare Pasta man do that
Pasta Man*
PASTA MAN! WHY?!
It's this entire ARG thing it's like a giant arg but I don't feel like explaining it figure it out for yourself the key is Daniel drawers Royal pair Joe cane Bun dun and even more in season 2 such as cdotkom@@kiraedwards5730
oh yea that, i was pretty shocked to see that there
3:51 get Matt Rose
Was just thinking; he'd slide right through it
It would be a piece of cake for him😂 and since we are talking about Matt Rose 💀(also now I can't put a skull emoji without hearing Matt yelling it in head)
Yes
@@SolisStorm SKULLEMOJIII 💀
The Johnny Knoxville of reddit videos
9:27 i think these are portable fences that say "GO SHARKS" and idk what the "RM" is supposed to be tho...
2:00
Average Finnish person after minor inconvenience
Real
Perkele!!!!!
He sounded like animal from the muppets for a sec
As Russian speaker I cracked out on this
Poopy
6:22. For those who don’t know, newer pcs you have to hold shift when you press shut down or it won’t clear the RAM/ temporary files
Or disable fast boot in the OS
6:31 hey, Danno and Riggy! Didn’t think they’d show up in an Emkay video!
Same bro!
Same lmao
Shorts is wars 2
Samee
Ikr!
That "Saatana" sounded like you were casting a spell of the offensive variety.
That reminds me of DC Superhero Girls
It sounded like a two year old trying to pronounce "Saitama".
Aint that the one dude from JoJo's ?
It's a finnish spell :)
I mean it literally is a Finnish curse word
3:40
Wow. Out of quite literally /all/ the characters in MLP to be referenced in a completely unrelated place, I never expected /Iron Will/.
Seriously, deep cut there.
Same I never expected that lol
5:55
LMAO I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO CHOSE BAIZHU FOR A DOMAIN RUN AND I JUST HEAR ROBIN SAY HIS NAME LIKE "is Robin watching me?????" FREAKED ME OUT xD
BRO I WAS IN CO OP WITH A BAIZHU WHEN HE SAID THAT
6:26 it’s a character’s profile (owned by the person that replied, danno.) named riggy and in the canon he got hit with an anvil so his havinc brain no.
Did you just have a stroke?
@@Lunaearthsmoon282 no rigy just havinc a brain in’t hae wrk.
It's 1:40am, I just lost my absolute SHIT at 'holes' and hearing Robin loose his shit also didn't help the matter. My roomates just yelled at me to knock it off, so triple hilarious, thank you!
5:58 NOT THE GENSHIN IMPACT FANFIC COPY AND PASTE
“CURSE OF RA”
IT KILLED ME
Fun fact: Every male in Gen Alpha is technically an alpha male
NO....WHY MUST YOU SAY THAT.
@@Emberswildwolferswhat, they are telling the truth
and every male in gen beta will be a beta male
This knowledge will haunt me for the rest of my life
so i am an alpha male
2:36 The new "I'm a lesbiab"
*Lesbiam
@@GreenPixel-Moosie Lesbiaœ*
Ledbuon
Girls
Holes
That " yes sigma rizzler kaicenet ohio gyat the final rizzler chupapi munyanyo grimace shake gyat" has caused an AoE stroke on everyone within 1km of me
Finally, a spell to counter testicular torsion
"translate to English"
Thanks Google for helping translate the gibberish known as today's humour and language
Also true
That shit was like a verbal gunshot
9:11 It says GO SHARKS, but the fencing has been moved around
For 4:53
“I think they shouldn’t lock it behind a paywall, it’s hell for anyone to pass through this everyday and making it forced on every f2p player disincentivize players to keep playing and eventually pay for the game
They can lock just the bonus behind a paywall (depending on what exactly the bonus is which I still don’t really know). So they don’t end up draining so much *TIME* out out of their playerbase because they haven’t payed a single cent in the game”
Grammar issues have been kept.
2:00 Yo imagine if they spoke Finnish in anime, or Finnish cartoons were voiced acted that dramatically, that'd be metal as frick
frrr
I didn't expect to hear "saatana" in an EmKay video
6:25 I watch his shorts. They're a really good and funny duo. Riggy especially
3:56 I tried to pronounce the wall of text, but I just ended up summoning 4 demons help
0:10 robin reading that made me have a critical error moment
*_trainboy.exe has stopped working._*
5:49 I’m pretty sure that’s just Genshin fanfiction plus whatever the curse of da thing is lmfao
4:18
They're making examples of direct translating each word in a German sentence to English.
The word order of a German sentence isn't always the same as English.
Also, some phrases can have really different meaning with a small change.
Ex:
"sehen" is the verb to "see". "Aus" more or less means "out". But, 'aussehen' is the verb "to look/appear". So, "ich sehe aus" = "i look" and flipping it to make a question "sehe ich aus?" = "do I look?"
Another one is "hören" which is the verb to "hear". And both "an" and "auf" mean "on", but "an" is vertically and "auf" is horizontally. The funny part is the meaning of "anhören" and "aufhören". To "listen" is "anhören", while to "stop/quit" is "aufhören".
Btw for people wondering restarting a PC is better then turning it off since windows 10 turning it off it isn't really off and the kernel still runs due to the Fast booting option, which restarting the PC doesn't have and it straight up kills and re start the Kernel!
These people may need help lol. Love listening to Robin struggle
We should give Robin the Sub more often, he seems to have fun
9:18 it's supposed to say go sharks RM. someone put the first few fences upside down, and in the wrong spot.
Thank you, Robin - you were made for this subreddit!
I laughed so much!
0:09 This is what meme speech feels like nowadays.
Fr
😐
Fr😐
9:40 it is based on habits that you have when typing, so if you mess up a word enough times it considers that the proper spelling.
This makes me so mad all the time. It always correct "is" to "us"
1:38 HE DID THE VOICE
MORTY, WE GOT TO GET ME THE BATTLE PASS MORTY!
@@ilovedogs5479Took five months to reply 💀💀💀
6:54 had me dying. That’s robin’s star KO sound effect in super smash bros. Ultimate.
Omg, Robin let out his inner Elmo at 10:44 😂😂
ELMO LOL
C O F F E E ‘ S T O O S H A R P
Was looking forward to seeing r/ihasastroke again 😁
Robin anime screaming some of the posts makes them 10x funnier 😂
H O L E S
0:35 i love how you can see the beautiful face slowly coming into frame
The part at 4:20 is a german person translating german literaly into english, so: See I so out? means: Do I look like it?
3:19 I totally get you, my brain did the same thing on my phsychology phinal
This was super fun! I love it when this sub shows people actually struggling to type stuff out rather than random keysmashes and DDOIs.
0:44
That is clearly talented bassist Charles Berthound in the backround.
Must be ed sheeran
put me in r/woosh because that is actually dog sheeran holding a corndog in a glossy bath
“I’m goknba?”
“You are goknba!”
*”How”*
1 Idk why this is so funny that i had tears in my eyes most of the video.
2 about phones suggesting misspelled words - it's most likely because of the feature that learns the words you use, and suggests them. It tends to learn misspelled words if you commonly misspell them yourself because it thinks its just a word you use. You can turn that off somewhere in language settings.
4:20 I saw that on another Reddit and apparently it's just taking what would be a very normal exchange in German and literally translating it into English, which comes up nonsensical due to syntax differences and at least one idiom.
6:38
The sign points left. The words say right. WHICH IS IT!
3:42 was not expecting a mlp reference with the Iron will impression
scrolled so much for this!
God, I love r/ihadastroke.
Leaves me breathless every single time.
that "SAAAATANA" sounded absolutely glorious
2:31 bro really stopped having a stroke for the other guy to have a stroke
"Triangle food with toppings" got me 😂😂😂😂
*How much caffeine did Robin have before this recording session and where can I get some.*
04:20 as a German let me translate the word by word translation into coherent English before the dog in the pan goes crazy.
"Are you German?"
"Do I look like it?"
"You sound like it"
"Yeah, I'm a native"
Here's the original German version for good measure:
"Bist du Deutsch?"
"Seh ich so aus?"
"Du hörst dich so an"
"Ja, ich bin ein waschechter Deutsher"
Fun: yesterday in the bath I had a moment where I thought about horses and at some point my brain went like "A mold if you will" and I laughed at it for like 10min... In Germany we dont say "look at that all white horse, it's so pretty" we say: "That apple mold looks great out"
that saatana was in the perfect finnish acsent
That juice one!😂 I instantly heard Brad Pitt saying, “What’s in the bottle? What’s in the booootle?!” 🤣
I'm sorry, is that a freaking genshin impact fanfic around 5:50?
Exactly the comment I was looking for because there's no way it wasn't 😭 Gui is literally the NPC at the front desk of Bubu Pharmacy it can't be any other Baizhu
I'm curious on wtf what they originally were writing, alongside that Genshin impact fanfic
im 99% sure it was a dottozhu fanfic....
Baizhu meets a doctor in Fontaine??? I don't remember anyone telling me that lore piece
BAIZHU IN FONTAINE IS KILLING ME 💀💀
2:00 that was the best anime antagonist voice ive ever heard
This is the funniest reddit on the Internet... half way through it left me in tears😂
4:24 The german bit is just german literally translated with the original sentence structure:
„See I so out?“ (ger.: Seh ich so aus?)
= Do I look like it?
„You hear you so on.“ (ger.: Du hörst dich so an)
= You sound like it.
„Yes, I’m a wash real german.“ (ger.: Ja, ich bin ein waschechter Deutscher.)
= Yes, I’m a real german in the flesh.
(P.S.: „waschecht“ or „wash real“ is a metaphorical adjective that doesn’t have an accurate translation, but it can be interpreted as „real“, „actual“, or „proper“ depending on the context.)
Everytime Robin laughs. It makes my day
Damien's laugh may be the best, but Robin's is right up there! This is why i love Emkay!
This is the best video to end my day with before going to sleep
We just love the r/ihadastroke videos
Oh, I think I've seen 'i'm goknba?' In the wild before! OP was a bit loopy due to pain medication after a surgery, if I recall, and was playing some mario. The other person is their friend.
5:49 i am so sad i know what the first paragraph is or whatever you call that small amount of text
4:24 That's just what happens when you literally translate german sentences word for word. Let me help you:
"Are you German?" ("Bist du Deutsche/r?" "Are you German?")
"Do I look like I am?" ("Seh ich so aus?" "See I so out?")
"You sound like it." ("Du hörst dich so an." "You hear you so on.")
"Yes, I'm a real German." ("Ja, ich bin ein/e waschechte/r Deutsche/r" "Yes, I am a wash real German.")
That guy at 5:00 was talking like a damn Homestuck troll
GIVE ROBIN MORE FUN SUBREDDITS 🗣🗣‼️‼️
An Iron Will reference in the year of our lord 2023? Glad to see Robin is still a real one
I like it how riggy get a stroke and danno texts him back to get a doctor😂
8:05 okay but i do want a shirt like this lmao
the reason android does the "verh" thing is probably bc the op spelled very as "verh" before and hit enter before it autocorrected, thus saving it as a ""valid"" word in the suggestion box. My correct spellings can be autocorrected into typos bc of that, too (i use android)
I find this subreddit so freaking funny for no apparent reason
Robin, ask your girlfriend what "Saatana" means, you will be delighted
7:22 "HONEY, WHY IS MY BUTT SHOOTING TORTILLAS?!?!"
Is it me or is Robin a lot more full of energy in this one? I love it!
YESSS HAPPY ROBIN IS WHAT I LIVE FOR
02:12 BRO.. THAS MY POST IM DYING
how’s the appel joic taste 😊
juuc*
jooic*
joice*
juice*
Watching this with my parents after father cut his hand on a power tool while unboxing it, feeling pretty good seeing a new Emkay video on IHadastroke
*HOLES* I adore that one omg
6:00 this is my nightmare, just accidentally putting my entire speech from my rp server to my mom
I'm so making "Triangle Food with Topping" T-shirts and I will be selling them too.
Anime voicing "Saatana" was the perfect decision, perfect pronunciation on the first go, you can now swear in Finnish proficiently.
I love how you have to speak german to understand the "are you a german"
They used english words but german grammar, 'wash real' or 'waschecht' is a german saying.
Bro the fanfic at 5:50 got me wheezing. They really got bbg Baizhu in here and I'm also now curious as to what on earth they were writing
Robin is feeling good in this episode xD Love it when they assign this sub to him