Aliens: let’s see if we can make contact with humans now see what they laugh at Humans: *laughs at deep fried picture of a burger with the text saying bunger* Aliens: frick they surpassed us
5:10 i remember watching that video, it was a joke video about Herobrine 'haunting' someone's world. near the end, they explained that 'Herobrine' was in fact their friend, just outside the render distance so you couldn't see their gamertag
In 2010, you were able to rent Liechtenstein for 70k a night. Not exactly purchasing and owning a country, but you were able to hang out with the monarch and got a key to the country. And you were able to name a street.
7:27 New Vegas side quest where you have to take care of 3 injured soldiers. One has to be amputated, the other gets skin grafted and the other gets machete woulds cleaned up.
Whoa. 3 minutes and this already has over a thousand views. That's wild! Looking forward to the video. Even when I watch less and less reddit videos, I still love to watch Emkay
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
Last night I watched the first ever video robin was in...and a good amount of people were like "if there's no damian I'm not watching there videos" And I just wanted to point out how awesome of a narrator robin is and how he's doing a great job filling Damians shoes 👍😁
Hey Robin! You're one of my favorite narrators by the way :) Just for one episode, could you change it to "How's it going, Ladies, Gentlemen and anything in between?" Think it would be really cool for us non-binary peeps. Thanks so much!!
Honestly that one about teaching the parents about electronics when they’re older is kinda true. I’m currently teaching my 2 year old how to do everything, and you never realize how frustrating teaching someone something simple like how to use a spoon or brush your teeth can be sometimes.
OH MY GOD, THAT “You are what you eat” POSTER IS IN MY SCHOOL GYM AND I *LOVED* IT I totally forgot it existed, and now that I remember, I miss making fun of it with my friends haha
Corndag guy can't math or hopes others can't lol, he's selling one for $5 and two for $11; 2 × 5 = 10, so that's a ripoff. Also selling five for $50 when 5 × 5 = 25, or even 2 × 11 (four corndags) + 5 (fifth corndag) = 27.
Guys, I think Robin's crying for help. Look at that title.
i also need therapy
@@artificialChip you alright?
@Pilar Catap are you okay
Robin type "1" if you need help
@@gh0stroy Robin: 11
“Ireland sounds like a lovely place to own” - Oliver Cromwell, 1645
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Then he "left" through the Watergate in my town.
Potato
All hail the potato god
I don’t get it- probably because I’m stupid.
“I’d like to own Ireland”
All Irish people in the comment sections: *Yes.*
I also agree, Robin, you can own Ireland.
I dont like that pfp...
bhuel tá, ach níl i ndáiríre
@@Sillyssouh it won't be easy?
@@surprisedlobsta8543 what?
@@Sillyssouh does, "it won't be easy" mean "níl I ndáiríre"?
I seriously can’t tell which of these are genuine jokes and which are shitposts
@@hagenspringtrap9431 what
@@hagenspringtrap9431 ok
@@hagenspringtrap9431 What that have to do with anything.
None these are all facts
@@inkryption3386 ohh this was the wrong comment I see the problem know your can forget I exist now
I accept a reality where Robin owns Ireland
It is ..... Acceptable
As an Irish I will support it all the way unless he stops all forms of alcohol
Yeah he'd be better than most of our government
@@st0nks Robin for Taoiseach!
He’d better get us our final 8 counties back.
I accept Robin owning Ireland, you would make a better president
I know nothing about Ireland but I agree
@@critty872 same
@@critty872 same tho-
Jacksepticeye doesn’t approve this
@@cyberweeb2794 Or does he?
Those dislikes where from people who laughed so hard got choked to their own saliva.
ID LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE EMKAY MANAGER
What
The saliva pressed the dislike button
Potato
Yea the dislike people laughed so hard, they just touch it.
Kill the dislikes
Me: "Why so many religion Ads?"
Also Me: "It's *comedy heaven* dude"
*All makes sense*
Potato
@@iliketosaypotatoglorytopot8157 Indeed.
@@Based-Anti-Theist potato
There was literally an ad that was asking me to join a cult.
@@artandfiction4534 haha, sounds about right
Before therapy: A lonley bisexual girl
After therapy: A bisexual girl with a girlfriend
Instructions unclear now dating therapist
@@lillyhicks4148 That was exactly what you were supposed go do. Where do you think the girlfriend comes from?
@@lillyhicks4148 yes but the therapist is my depression
Theeapy never worked
I never said it had worked
@@kaitlinisbisexual7194 I never said anything about the therapy working- I was just tryna make a joke😶
@@lillyhicks4148 Therapy is a joke
A joke that dosent help anyone
People in Ireland: "As long as you're not British."
Or American
"Download the Bible study app"
Satan: damn god another advertisement for your booty?
God's only fans
@@starREI_jumii oh shit hahaha
As a Christain, that is the cringest thing I have ever seen!!!
everytime i refresh the like increases
I had a thing but I put it on the other comment on accident and I am basically getting internet shamed so I am not going to put it here
The _"you can't give someone less than a whole bowl"_ really got me questioning reality
Potato
@@iliketosaypotatoglorytopot8157 yeah
@@snailsand cool
@@iliketosaypotatoglorytopot8157 Huh
Ah yes, more emkay. We all need therapy and this is the perfect therapy. TH-cam.
Potato
The Potato Lands #glory to potato yes
@@candykane6937 potato
Robin: *Jokes about buying Ireland*
Ireland: *IRA NOISES INTENSIFIES*
Potato
@@iliketosaypotatoglorytopot8157 yes
"The 10 Fastest Dog Breeds On This Planet"
But I only see four of them, where are the other six?
In the slaughterhouse.
@@nuc5042 oh-
Potato
Right behind you.
The chinese food
Robin is that one kid in school that tells the blind kid “Your cane is over there”
R/rareinsults
@@digeadlord9115 not everything is a rare insult you unglased toaster strudel
@@cauli5305 r/rareinsults
@@digeadlord9115 words can not describe how much i am agitated with you right now.
@@cauli5305u clearly just used words to describe how agitated u are
Aliens: let’s see if we can make contact with humans now see what they laugh at
Humans: *laughs at deep fried picture of a burger with the text saying bunger*
Aliens: frick they surpassed us
Potato
@@JesusChristpraisethelord mr jesus, do you like potato?
@@JesusChristpraisethelord Señor Jesus, can you wear 2 bracelets at once, interlocked with each other?
r/Comedyheaven: **exists**
Everyone: *laugh_track.mp3*
Nah im about that
*laugh_track_resident3_2.mp3*
Laugh_track.mp4
Potato
@@Ceciless_Watcher Engineer Gaming
People who call a specific Narrarator “Emkay” don’t watch Emkay
this needs way more likes
There used to be an Emkay, but he's gone now :(
When Robin said he was gonna buy ireland i experienced primal fear so strong i froze on the spot.
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda..
He should say, “It’s me Robin robbing a robin”
"What's throbbin', I'm Robin!" Is my current favorite intro ever
"I need therapy"
Me: Hi
Potato
5:10 i remember watching that video, it was a joke video about Herobrine 'haunting' someone's world. near the end, they explained that 'Herobrine' was in fact their friend, just outside the render distance so you couldn't see their gamertag
This man did more than my therapist did
Robin: Ireland seems like a lovely place I might buy Ireland
Me :yeah it is lovely here
I love how we all collectively are okay with Robin owning Ireland.
But he would be a good owner for Ireland.
"My name is robin, my fav bird seed is sunflower pls send me some"
These are the thoughts in the minds of people who create weird Stock images
0:33 This flashbang already giving me a taste of heaven.
If I could ever have a chance to purchase a country...
*I'd buy a lollipop*
*A TASTY ONE*
Funi
I would buy a terrible tasting lollipop
"DIGITAL PS5 for sale"
"Ha! You can't fool me! I know that's the DIGITAL version!"
Me: wants to watch memes to laugh in these horrible times
Ad: C A T
In 2010, you were able to rent Liechtenstein for 70k a night.
Not exactly purchasing and owning a country, but you were able to hang out with the monarch and got a key to the country. And you were able to name a street.
Emkay: posts
People saying random shit to get likes: I’m mqueer
I just did that, comment random stuff
Cat
Chicken nuggieeeeeees
Potato
@@iliketosaypotatoglorytopot8157 yeah
Lists the whole of the United Kingdom
Wales: _exhales_
No one gonna talk about all those corn dogs being in a bathtub??
Number 6: Man urinates on fellow pedestrian for not being allowed to smoke.
Potato
@@iliketosaypotatoglorytopot8157 yeah
@@snailsand cool
A train licking another trains back is just licking a train bottom.
List of Swedish people probably has RoomieOfficial fuming rn.
Yeah robin's gonna be our new president
7:27 New Vegas side quest where you have to take care of 3 injured soldiers. One has to be amputated, the other gets skin grafted and the other gets machete woulds cleaned up.
I laughed at the IKEA one harder than I should have
"What are you going to tell Kevin?!"
Ad: am I.. pregnant?
1:01 *Introduce a Scott the Woz joke here*
Whoa. 3 minutes and this already has over a thousand views. That's wild! Looking forward to the video. Even when I watch less and less reddit videos, I still love to watch Emkay
I consider buying myself England, just to imagine what if I closed my eyes
Are you ok
1:27 he made a reference to that time he voiced Foxy in one of Piemations old videos, nice
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that is even worse
Ahem dead meme
Lol
@@Eviserix Ahem *memes never die!*
Unfortunately.
The post went live at 11:38 PM
I’d like to buy Italy. Let’s start the bidding at 500 skittles
If that's what therapy does.. can I do the opposite?.. can I just become Hyper Feminine?.. if so where do I sign up?!~
The "I thank you kindly" at the end giving me bioshock vibes
WELL THAT'S HOW YOU FINANCIALLY AND ECONOMICALLY CONQUER THE WORLD!!!
Last night I watched the first ever video robin was in...and a good amount of people were like "if there's no damian I'm not watching there videos"
And I just wanted to point out how awesome of a narrator robin is and how he's doing a great job filling Damians shoes 👍😁
7:30 Either my mind is dirty or someone forgot to censor "something" there...
I'm pretty sure that's the tail
"and i think you're insane."
FOR SCIENCE!
I've never been this early to a emkay vid, it usually takes me a day
3:12 this actually came up into my recommended, 10/10 would watch again.
Hey Robin!
You're one of my favorite narrators by the way :)
Just for one episode, could you change it to "How's it going, Ladies, Gentlemen and anything in between?" Think it would be really cool for us non-binary peeps. Thanks so much!!
11:36
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING BADLY I-
Funny thing is rich people can actually answer the first question money-wise
I swear I was watching other emkay's comedyheaven videos before knowing a new one was out
Robin, the self-deprecating host
When you realize that you took your blind friend at the movie
*hooooo fuck
As an irish bean, we're pretty alright with it. Better than england
Hello I am a Polish bean, anyone buys Poland and I slit their throat :)
That doordash one had me rolling!
Honestly that one about teaching the parents about electronics when they’re older is kinda true. I’m currently teaching my 2 year old how to do everything, and you never realize how frustrating teaching someone something simple like how to use a spoon or brush your teeth can be sometimes.
10:43
i think their saying "having fun is just gonna ruin the future, do readiing and college"
I am watching this from Ireland and yes I am okay with it
Hi watching this I'm dad
Fun fact: that Brew video at 11:44 is about old pregnancy tests, and one of them indeed was urine and frogs. It's worth a watch.
I actually like golf
but communism...
hmmm this is a difficult choice...
OH MY GOD, THAT “You are what you eat” POSTER IS IN MY SCHOOL GYM AND I *LOVED* IT
I totally forgot it existed, and now that I remember, I miss making fun of it with my friends haha
I'd purchase all of the above except for England
Y tho
@@mey_habiba You know what they did
If you purchased England they would purchase you back and colonize you
That "you are what you eat" was on the wall of the Guidance Counselor's office in my elementary school
Hi, I exist here now
Damn
Wow
Oh no
dude that’s epic
I’m so triggered by the intro having Italy instead of wales
7:37 are we gonna talk about this or...
Me: opening the cages because animals shouldn't be locked up
Everybody else at Jurassic Park: *Σ(⊙_⊙ ; )*
Just came out of the shower after I heard the notification
‘Bye, See you all in therapy!’
-Plankton
yes deep fried boiled egg exists. and they actually taste pretty good
Potato
@@iliketosaypotatoglorytopot8157 yeah
1:18 fun fact the literal second robin started reading this I actually farted
Those fried eggs are actully a delicasy in the Philiphines we first cover it with flour they are cslled Kwek-Kwek
...I love that other countries fry all sorts of food too!
Potato
@@iliketosaypotatoglorytopot8157 yeah
@@iliketosaypotatoglorytopot8157 dude don’t get to political
1:15 - not even lying, I let a huge one rip just as those eggs came up... Worst case of serendipity ever!
Corndag guy can't math or hopes others can't lol, he's selling one for $5 and two for $11; 2 × 5 = 10, so that's a ripoff. Also selling five for $50 when 5 × 5 = 25, or even 2 × 11 (four corndags) + 5 (fifth corndag) = 27.
How the hell,,,,
7:36 yeah this shot will have youtube remove this vid,emkay might need to fight back from this
I may not be the first
I may not be the last
But when I see see a new video-
I click very FAST
I may not be the first
I may not be the last
But I do have a wasp nest
Up my ass
@@iainmacdonald7684 WTF
That ikea chat is golden
0:48 Wait...
The "what happens when you inject urine into frogs" video was about how people used to do that as a pregnancy test
We need Damien back(no offence to the new guys)
Damien said he was leaving over a year ago. He just felt like the channel was too good for him.
@@CosmeticFear i miss damien
@@CosmeticFear man that's called being humble, he was the face of emkay, people would watch emkay just to listen to his laugh
Digital PS5
"You can't fool me, I know that's a digital PS5."
0:01 sea people be like
I am watching from my Irish limestone cave. I'd be fine with it
Patrick
Star
phatrick
Bob
Fred
"I'm your host robbin'"
I'm not late!😃
No shit gacha boy
But sleepy
Yeah me to
@@v1rx Can you not? Just cause they like Gacha doesn’t mean you can be rude. They’re probably a kid just trying to express themself. :/
Hello not late, I'm Boombatron
0:09
Spanish Government: Am I able to click every?
Ya
Ye
Ye
Ye
Ye
Ye
Ireland here, and you made a great choice. what is the biggest city in the world?
the capital of Ireland. its DUBLIN every day
ill see myself out