11:38 That’s actually just a Swedish typo because the word is actually “Hjälp” which means help. But since ä and ö are close to each other on the Swedish keyboard, it’s easy to make typos. It’s the same thing as accidentally typing hwlp instead of help. 😊
4:48 The correct way to say it is: "WHY DO THE GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS? I'VE HAD THIS QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME." "I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY AND IT'S PLAIN TO SEE, SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?"
11:28, explained: - Man tried to spell "like wtf" and instead got "like grr". - He tried to clarify by saying "no not grr" but got "no not get" instead of it. - He tried to say "ffs" but it got changed to "free". - Once again, astonished by the mess he was making, he tried to yell "WTF" but got "GRR".
same I'm worried tho my parents are upstairs and probably questioning why there's a tea kettle downstairs even tho it's me I'm a tea kettle when I laugh *why is my comment stupid oh well*
@@rabies_haver Conoci and mycobacterium boom i make a wtongerer game tractor parts taste good the pil is good tasty but the only dishes are the cow partway
I can decode 4:32. The question is “How to fall out of the world?” Referring to the void found in Minecraft, and asking about breaking bedrock to get to there in Survival mode. The possible answers are minecart, mining, impossible, and pig-riding. The correct answer is impossible, as bedrock is impossible to break or pass through by only using Survival. It is also true, as the exploit of using saplings to break it instead is impossible as they only go upwards, and they are referring to the void in the Overworld, not the Nether. So, in other words, it’s actually impasbol.
what Fahad Ahmed means [ 4:09 ]: AirPods users: You're literally broke. AirPods Pro users: What? I can't hear you! [i didnt know why "no" was included]
I am a very very nice guy but I’m a fan of the game but it is really annoying to play and I have to do it with my iPad and it has a lot of lag and it has been a bit laggy and it keeps crashing when it comes back up on the iPad version and it keeps crashing on my iPad so it keeps crashing me on uuujdhddjrudjjdjddjsjj(%;%/#(-*@/#*@=#(-=-*%@#$-€€£§£_§€~…^[[[[[[§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§€3¥£{_8_]…¥9_{_>_9_{_0_}_9_{_]_]_]8_]8_7]_…]8…_]8…_]…_74^]
@@NeovenatorGuy you verify me know how much is my son's school today but it's blue sky news about to leave,a little later and then,so if he wants you killed on your computer is to commit himself with that in mind when they get their God and now have been bodybuilding supplements and they don't
@@lobsterenthusiastd7996 Hi I just got off my car and my phone died a car accident on the road and then went back and went back to the car to see if it had any other chikncs and never gonna give you up has almost 1B views then went back to the gate to go play with the gun gun and I was in a a a shotgun gun gun and a chikncsing grlilr gun in the gun gun is dead in a gun gun is dead othehhhgnig!
@Simon Iburg Hi I just got off my car and my phone died a car accident on the road and then went back and went back to the car to see if it had any other chikncs and never gonna give you up has almost 1B views then went back to the gate to go play with the gun gun and I was in a a a shotgun gun gun and a chikncsing grlilr gun in the gun gun is dead in a gun gun is dead otheh!
@@KingLaZrButBad Besides. Everybody who steals a comment is just a beggar that is hungry for likes. Read the comment on the top, it says something that is similar to what you said.
_This is like 14 minutes of Damien being held at gunpoint and forced to summon the devil._
@@JODRecaps Yo, Josuke.
I mean, his music is King Dice's theme...
Oi Iggy
yup basically
yo Yotube is jack mak next to name
“Smork Alam”
I wonder what the guys who made that were smorking when they did it.
R/ihadastroke?
@@zirizo incorrect.
Zirizo yes, this is the video on r/ihadastroke.
Wtf?
@•{ g r e e n b u n ø ø } • could be worse
Everyone: Asks a question
These types of people: **enchantment table noises**
vacantchub UNDERRATED COMEMENT
Beans
*Green beans*
Beans
Beans
It's really wholesome that he followed that person back. I bet he just made their day. Well, 2 years ago, but whatever
"McChicken"
-Some guy that had a stroke, I hope he's okay.
Kvayeahfdmbxmvsyezxvjzkhfzkcx
I McCr
Hickenlooper
Like
Ooooo
Eggers
I just saw that part as I read your comment! 😂 This is like the first time that something like that actually happened to me!
"But alas, when I returned she was had been a the died."
What a heartbreaking story
😭🥺
I cri
*cri
F
he is speaking the language of gods.
Im genuinely amazed by his ability to read gibberish.
Yes
I know he sis tbjzuzh thw best at what br does
Country balls
His native language is Simlish
@@phantolmao It actually is amserismhancan
i actually died at 10:50. The serious tone he took made it all the more funny
He sounds like a bee 😂🤣
10:49
2:21
Bro sounds like a bee
When's your funeral?
I believe these humans have shorted out, someone get a voltmeter.
like kaminari after 1.3 million volts
Maybe their brain has too much resistance, we need an ohmmeter up in here
You sure they are humans?
@@bjp4869 ......not anymore
It’ll only work if they are synths
Man, I love me some “POTASSIUM TOES” for dinner
ÿŪnn
Omg I’m dying bruhhhhhhhhhh!
FBI open up
Edit: who the hell liked my reply, it’s a piece of cringe
Jesus I come back after a month and I’ve got over 80 likes
Now 90 @@Darweezer
Damien: sees something funny
Damien:
Damien: hhhhhhhh (angelic sounds)
Nobody:
Damien: *_WHEEZE_*
King dedede: it is time
Kirby: (inhales vacum)
King dedede:EVERYONE RUN!
@@JODRecaps hi JODisHere
Aware is
Nobody:
Damien when he sees something funny: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Us: hhhhhhhhhhh
0:57 Ibuki tries texting Hajime for help when she was about to be killed in the music venue.
Unfortunately, Chapter 3.
Damien: I’m not tryna get cancelled because of-
Ad: *S U N G L A S S E S*
MICROBAN
IT HEALS MORE BACTERIA
Ad: *notihng*
Ad: spider man far from home on yourube
Ad: Facebook
AD: ETORO
can we just take a moment to appreciate how fluently damien speaks gibberish
he’s bilingual
Yes. Yes we can.
He speaks the language of the gods
Yes I know right know good gebbiersh prnucsehr he is like Dmian speks gibbehgredsg second for for speaks language secondly
*yes*
11:38 That’s actually just a Swedish typo because the word is actually “Hjälp” which means help. But since ä and ö are close to each other on the Swedish keyboard, it’s easy to make typos. It’s the same thing as accidentally typing hwlp instead of help. 😊
Hwlp
Hjölp
Hwlp
hwlp in ifoiy
Ewssn wjkwdhswhssh evagewuiew evegtabbswmj hjölp uiazzjZqakishba
0:58
it's the Ibuki icon that sells it for me.
I can't look at that and not go "yeah that sounds like her"
i literally read it in her voice lmfao
epilepsy
Agreed.
“She was had been a the died”
"Is I am a artist"
Not video in the be the can
That wasn't in the vid I just wanntedtosayit
That hit me hard
I
Um cucumbre
Cabucumber
Cumbercu
Cucmba
Cmbercua
Cucubrem
Uhg how was does the write that?
@@eloise6198 Yellow/Brown spheroid
This game is a horrible
Damien is in a perpetual stroke, it's why he can read these so perfectly
Yea because uf yes that will have imm order saw you roght now lmaoooooooi like af
@@mundane3809 UH.. Did you have a stroke?
Cup OF Stress r/woosh
@@cupofstress4762 no it was pefrectly asnwereing the comment so like fyou do hvr yo mama so fat
@@JODRecaps I tel you the tell abuot that vido Ii waatchh adn dontjknow what hhasened b butb me nnnbhuu7nnj p90ooo
His ability to read to read this is amazing.
"McChicken."
McChicken indeed
@@beingrandomisfun6927 Ꭿ McChicken indeed
@@beingrandomisfun6927 fax
i got that right on my first go and realized how it sounded so i read it 3 more times to make sure i didnt have some weird reading stroke....
@@beingrandomisfun6927 a micdhcikmem
I swear Damien has the same gibberish reading skill as Matt rose
They should collab
@@Crev_ce3truly. Sadly, Matt seems to hate/dislike emkay because they keep covering his subreddits
4:48 The correct way to say it is:
"WHY DO THE GOOD GIRLS LIKE BAD GUYS? I'VE HAD THIS QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME."
"I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY AND IT'S PLAIN TO SEE, SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?"
Ultimate musician approves
E
WHOA OOH OOH, WHOA OOH OOH, WHOA OOH OOH, WHOA OOH OOOOOOOOH
I thought it was supposed to be FIR lol
@@bug_boy finally someone who is anime in the comments
can we all just appreciate how good EmKay is at reading giberish?
Technically, Damien is reading the posts.
May I have some toast?
You Mean Damien
Prototoaster lol
No, you may not
The beginning just killed me..
"Oh dude, it's a SMORK ALAM!"
2:50 I love how he still says alas
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Nobody in the history of ever:
Asriel: I NO BROKE!
U7yyq9828w8w72. Us;;//#×223552112 r/ihdasheck
Evelyn Shiao I can’t tell if this was on purpose...
@@evelynshiao2800 are you okay? R/Ihadastroke
Asirel"
Akskebobdoy
Ajqlatall
Nobrrrrrriwkjwnody
ASJNDNSJWJWJWHEVDBAJJSBDFNSJSMADEDIESANDOFMAMAAAAAWKQKWKKWLWLWL
@@wooloo4194 are you ok or was that a real stroke
8:18 Sound like a song you'd hear over the radio in India.
souns like hes either rapping or beatboxing
It sounds like he's mimicking drums lol
He making some beats though
Damien reading any other subreddit: normal
Damien reading this subreddit: IM THE SCAT MAN
SKEE BAP BAB BADAP BÖP
@@le4chehenry970 SKIBIDI BOP MMMM DADA *BOOOOOOM*
@@AdrieJ06 BA BÖ BE BÖP BUBBADAP BAP BAP BAP
I ruined the 69 likes :)
WAIT HOW IN HELL DID I MADE THE BOOOM THING HAVE BOLD FONT WHAT?
11:28, explained:
- Man tried to spell "like wtf" and instead got "like grr".
- He tried to clarify by saying "no not grr" but got "no not get" instead of it.
- He tried to say "ffs" but it got changed to "free".
- Once again, astonished by the mess he was making, he tried to yell "WTF" but got "GRR".
"IM TRYINGBTO SAY WHAY THR FUCK"
0:57 That actually fits the character in the profile so much
Ibuki
@@nagitokomaeda3184 yes
Sayori intensifies
Ibuki
Yeah
“You know? I would’ve had a wonderful careen in scatting.”
DEVIANTART WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
FTR "scatting" also refers to a style of singing where you rhythmically sing nonsense words. Google Ella Fitzgerald
@@ResidentMilf or scatman Jones
Uh oh
@ResidentMilf this is now the only meaning of “scatting” I am aware of and I’m going to keep it that way
Scatman John.
'say hi to reddit'
'Mcchicken'
Me: He is speaking the language of gods!
@@JODRecaps sup
My laughed sounded like an alarm tbis funny
Or he wanted McDonald's
Me 300 like
Khhligusutxfklzutdtudgxgixgiofgic
Big Mac
yho shldnot pose pee
“It’s not even funny and I laughed.”
Damien in a nutshell.
*_McChicken got me laughing for 20 minutes-_*
same I'm worried tho my parents are upstairs and probably questioning why there's a tea kettle downstairs even tho it's me I'm a tea kettle when I laugh *why is my comment stupid oh well*
@@nova_grim696 mine are wondering why i’m using the spray bottle.
*i’m the spray bottle.*
@@v1p3rlotus yes another person who’s laugh sounds like inanimate objects I’m no longer longer alone
@@nova_grim696 sometimes i sound like a chair squeaking :D
Same
this is being drunk, high, and sleep deprived at the same time lol
ya I wanna play is it to be a good game?
Yeah, don’t forget hungover to. I’m pretty sure they are all of those things lol
@@unoreverse3756 hunger
s 4 n d3 morning and huch yhrs
@@jamesvlasuk868 ihnghinghingeeieieiettt633333333333tt3gdxbnx lol you...,,,,wwwwww
bababebebebeiiiuhhhhssswwesasfsfsssssssswsaaaniajjjjjjooOoOoPPpqSDAfasf dQw4w9WgXcQ dfsdfwseqaswdhjshasyudsasaksjagdhgsywwywywywywyajkdsawlaWwadasdsaffAA WOOOOOP MAMA
I wonder how many demons he summons while saying those words
He has summoned, *Him*
🗿
@sirose is this a spell to summon the devil?
Zach.
@@liptonicetea1813 the err*tas dude? 😂
you know its gonna be a good video when it hasn't even been a minute and you feel like your laughing so hard it feels like your lungs are imploding
"Not funny
Laughed"
- Damien
⌐╦╦═─
Not fun
Did laugh
69th LIKE
damien is a contradiction. he is everything, yet he is also nothing
@@EmKay why
Kinda surprised he hasn’t summoned a demon reading these yet
I love his attempts at pronouncing these things
Edit:for once I feel acknowledged
Defbombx7 maybe he did and. That’s why he can read them good
Idk why but I read “kinda surprised” as kinder surprise
yeah "looks at door" right *&#&#'jfjrjxud¥÷&'i;f^i÷r_j¥* ?
Maybe he is the demon
He has. Richard is just a chill guy, he pulled Zach out of Hell to help out Damien/
How to be famous:
1. Go on the internet
2. In the middle of typing something in a conservation have a stroke
3. Profit
you missed the ??? part
@Cmdr. Lewdiepie maybe use a Mac pro to make it work
Arnis Mickevics
How to be famous:
1. Go on the internet
2. jsjdieiauUuejnfnsjsiiajjSjndjfiifkdmdnjj
3. Profit
@@pelican7235 that's the correct procedure. You're on your way to glory!
Youm re so re sowoqlqkamaheyan shays suaswase kzqw ?
“Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.”
„chiknkein nugeget”
A truly enlightened person, 2019.
I am..
*that.*
@@rabies_haver Conoci and mycobacterium boom i make a wtongerer game tractor parts taste good the pil is good tasty but the only dishes are the cow partway
@@mox.1579 i mean, ik thats deliberate but the tractor parts is quite funny
@@mox.1579 lammamamamamamd ffmfkfkfc, fjckdkfkcjfkrocofkr cjdidjxisjs djdifjd
@Pump OooooOooooooOooooooOoooooOoooooOoooooOooooooOoooospookymonthOoooooOoooooOooooooOoooooOoooooOoooooOooooOooooOooooOoooo
I officially died at eggers. i was laughing for 10 minutes straight.
I will collect your laughter and distribute it to other people to make them happy
ssuje
if you want demonetization you will need an n
For me it was she was had been a the died
Mine was shut the up one, I cant stop laughing at those ones
Nobody:
Damien: *G b o n j u b o l a*
Also Damien: * wheezing intestifies *
Adeosun
A totally random person I loved that part of the vid XD
5:17
"Mindset is what separates the best from the rest"
6:47
"I want my food to look the best." He's just a stuttery boi.
And today on EmKay: How do pronounce the microwave sound!
*BRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR food explodes a bit RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DING DING DING DING DING DING DING*
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
*RRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAA JDHSQISHXNDIH AAAAAAA DKSKDHNWKWDHKDKS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* ding!
*MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRRRREEMMRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP*
[insert microwave sound here]
2:18 and this is why I stopped watching Cartoon Network, they had mild strokes every series they made
One of them was during the end of Total Drama All-Stars, what a shame
EXCEEPTT STEVN UNIVERCE CGBVFHBVGHCFHJII
R/ihadastroke
everyone here is trying to get on the subreddit and I'm just chillin
OwO UwU
R/ihadastroke
I like how they can spell “Sautéed Cucumbers”, and not “Pickles”.
10:01
4:47 not 10:01 lol
too far from the original timestamp
...wrong timestamp buddy
Oof
It's been 2 months, but please edit your comment
“Aware is”
Best inspirational quote I ever heard…
I’ll keep that in mind, thank you
You say "potato", I say "Yellow/brown Pottassium toes spheroids"
Y e s
Y e s
Y e s
Y e s
*N O*
Damien: *reading snapchat friends list*
Also Damien: *Starts beatboxing*
bmhujjjuhbbbbahyshagshtsgsdyygvshvgghjhjvgsadhcguddcd
@@dazzzyjchfjfbcjngufbdjffjhfifjfhfjbfkcjfjc
@@itzflakesfr hajshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@whentheyouarethewhen8557 whentwhjghehjgiuharsrbtjsshwwyrn
Sjwiwucjql1kxjkakqkwkxj1ia81jcjiai1uzjtnekcuuvueixjvjjqiixi2bksoj k3a
I can decode 4:32.
The question is “How to fall out of the world?” Referring to the void found in Minecraft, and asking about breaking bedrock to get to there in Survival mode.
The possible answers are minecart, mining, impossible, and pig-riding.
The correct answer is impossible, as bedrock is impossible to break or pass through by only using Survival. It is also true, as the exploit of using saplings to break it instead is impossible as they only go upwards, and they are referring to the void in the Overworld, not the Nether.
So, in other words, it’s actually impasbol.
"Impasbol
You can use command blokc
*_-Pig-_*
I've seen people pass thru bedrock in survival mode they did it with ender pearls and pistons Dantdm did it I would link it but I don't know how
*i like pckles*
i use minening
_godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died._
No one:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even a living soul:
Damien:**wheeze**
NOBODY MEMES ARE FOR PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY ARE COOL, yet it is ded
13:06 I translated this immediately somehow-
"Why be racist, homophobic or transphobic when you could just be quiet?"
impressive! have you considered a career in professional gibberish translation?
EmKay how much does it pay? Asking for a friend
@@EmKay Will you hire me?
its a good idea to make r/stroketranslation
@@supergamer303 I made r/StrokeTranslation! Thanks for the great idea! :3
0:58 Ultimate Musician fails to spell "Song"
I B U K I M I O D A
D a n g a n r o n p a g a n g
Ironic
JAHSUZHAHZH I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THAT
Lol
1:12 Not only is he good at speaking gibberish, he did a decent Brody Foxx's impression too, A+
If Damien was in My Hero Academia:
Name: Damien
Quirk: saying gibberish perfectly the first time without stuttering to confuse enemies
Yes
YES A MHA FAN
Random Human YES
@@Jade-dt2wh Isn't it technically BNHA?
@@liamfaoisidheold yeah I guess but I'm saying it as my hero academia not boku no hero academia
I feel that this came off as harsh soRry-
I wore a Toga Himiko cosplay today in public. Yesterday was Uraraka.
11:50 *Ah yes, Penis and Ferd, my favorite anime...*
XD
The best u can get rn
Lol
あなたはフィニアスを期待していましたが、それは私でした。
I like Puenius and FrerF
"Sure, my child."
*Toriel intensifies*
But when I came back, alas, she had the died
no
bad
came when same CAME CAMe she the when her found dead woman !
baxk
back
kakakwksjjwksoqoajjasssasasasas
ass
@@milkylights2 yes this is vere retable
"Oh dude its a smork alam!" bro💀
The fact that 'Wait, I have an idea' is directly after 'PENIS MAN' kinda scares me.
It's definitely not a good idea, I can tell you that much.
Senpai.....
It’s his new Mega Man Classic OC, like with the first ihadastroke where he got Business Man
Nobody:
Firefighters: do you have a *s m o r k a l a m*
esrdtfyuio
Plot twist: How he speaks perfect gibberish is because he’s from the sims
Chatkess C 😭😭😭😖😖😖😭😭😭😣😫😖😤😭😢😭😭😟😭😭😢😭😭😭😣😭😣😣😭😭😭😭😖😭😖😖😭😭😭😤😭😭😭😭😭
Bird! Sans y e s
@@sourmaplesyrup your profile pic...
*VH flashbacks*
SHALOOOOOOOOOOOOB!
Bot o h
0:48
the way you said it, made me almost spit my drink all over my laptop-
it just sounds like Damien is just speaking the sims language
Simlish?
Elis Olofsson lol
[casually clicks video]
me: oh this looks like a cool video
Damien: *speaks rapid perfect Simlish*
me: ok
R/IHadAStroke: have you ever you had you did you wanted you him to do you so you could do anything?
ThatOneGamingFurry, Nice! 😹👌
No, I have never I had I did I wanted I him to do I so I could do anything.
Have you ever been to want more like to see what are? Cause I would yeah to see the see and more and you are am?
what if a cat ate there’s a cat that eat lasagna large cat cat eats lasagna lasagna
*now that’s funny*
r/FoUNd tHE MoBiLE uSEr
8:19
Love him or hate him
He's spitting straight facts
I really needed this for my crippling depression, watching damien speak fluent gibberish xD, thanks man.
his gibbrerish is cool
1:07 that is Ibuki mioda. This is normal. This is how she communicates.
aka best girl
「αѕтerι」 True
nah man its yung venuz beatboxing
YES
ibuki woman and kokichi man are in here
8:18 sounds like he is humming to the beat of some sick remix (idk sounded weird)
1:06 THAT PERSON’S IBUKI MIODA PFP MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO NOTICED
@NOOBIEST uhm... r/ihadastroke
ehhh im gunno gi wiat woht hlpe ehhlp
@@isaacjohnmagno4789 r/Ihadastroke
damvbrajr fnfopa
grbvf rggbnngnhnntngntergrngngrfrr
what Fahad Ahmed means [ 4:09 ]:
AirPods users: You're literally broke.
AirPods Pro users: What? I can't hear you!
[i didnt know why "no" was included]
"But alas, when i returned, she was had been a the died"
Kinda reminds me of "Man door hand hook car door"
*Mr. Sandman*
That was so funny. She was had been a the died 😂💀
Just an Average Dragon *Man me a sand*
I swear to god i want someone to try saying "I'm smart" then they say *"I'm Big Brain"*
Im smart, big brain
Me vurry brain big
henlo i am 𝓑𝓲𝓰 𝓑𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓷
@@EmKay b i g b r a i n m o m e n t
Im big brain
“OoooooOoooooOoooOoooooOoooo” - Cartoon Network
*3*
[adult swim]
I am a very very nice guy but I’m a fan of the game but it is really annoying to play and I have to do it with my iPad and it has a lot of lag and it has been a bit laggy and it keeps crashing when it comes back up on the iPad version and it keeps crashing on my iPad so it keeps crashing me on uuujdhddjrudjjdjddjsjj(%;%/#(-*@/#*@=#(-=-*%@#$-€€£§£_§€~…^[[[[[[§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§€3¥£{_8_]…¥9_{_>_9_{_0_}_9_{_]_]_]8_]8_7]_…]8…_]8…_]…_74^]
@@NeovenatorGuy you verify me know how much is my son's school today but it's blue sky news about to leave,a little later and then,so if he wants you killed on your computer is to commit himself with that in mind when they get their God and now have been bodybuilding supplements and they don't
@@paravostok you okay..?
1:00 this is just perfect, they even have Ibuki as their pfp 🤣
EmKay is crowned.
Reason: Good sense of humor, Good at reading weird gibberish and jokes.
He must just be German then!
Germans have all three
EmKay *and* Matt Rose. They're the best fr
" pottoes, potassium toes, Potatos"
me: i now have many ways on how to say potatos, thx reddit! XD
Zvcftfdtjvchjbghiopknhkkjhfdfdsd
I not have own potasos what? Poatosaaasszaazesbdhhxbhfgdugsugdusyudyusdyudusyud me I them not own posydghyysstatoshhfb I not hshdbhdududhddh potatoes
@@lobsterenthusiastd7996 jnjnfjdsnfjnjnj njkwdne mamosiugs iks deridsj
@@lobsterenthusiastd7996 Hi I just got off my car and my phone died a car accident on the road and then went back and went back to the car to see if it had any other chikncs and never gonna give you up has almost 1B views then went back to the gate to go play with the gun gun and I was in a a a shotgun gun gun and a chikncsing grlilr gun in the gun gun is dead in a gun gun is dead othehhhgnig!
@Simon Iburg Hi I just got off my car and my phone died a car accident on the road and then went back and went back to the car to see if it had any other chikncs and never gonna give you up has almost 1B views then went back to the gate to go play with the gun gun and I was in a a a shotgun gun gun and a chikncsing grlilr gun in the gun gun is dead in a gun gun is dead otheh!
EmKay: "It's hurting my brain"
Advert 1 second later: "how old is your brain"
56 Gallon.
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@@3starsburningbright Thanks for the info!
Yes this is no cats editors of funny australian yes
Emkay has unlocked a new superpower: being able to speak gibberish without having a stroke himself 😂
1:00 This feels on character for Ibuki
Sounds about right
what???
FRR
@@TheSomeRandonGuy WOAH MIKAN PUTTING DOWN IBUKI FOR BEING STUPID NOT CLICKBAIT!!11!
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I’m not joking, first thing I see, “Smork Alam” I’m dying of laughter
Fork and halam
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*"What the hell happened here?"*
This entire sub reddit can be described in 7 words: "He's speaking the language of the gods"
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I sleep to emkay playlists, and woke up to this. I thought my brain broke and I was still sleeping 😂
4:32 How to fall out of the world?
🔺 minecart
🔷 mining
🔵 impossible
⬜️ pig
5:14
Mindset is what Seperates the BEST from the Rest
Separates the nest
hate it when a pig pushes me into the void smh
Sooooo my bro, you from the sims or what?
1:02 Idk why but it made me laugh when I saw Ibuki in the persons profile pic thing-
I didnt notice that was ibuki
YESSSS IBUKII
I made a comment like this lol-
i was about to comment that, but ok
SAME
mom, can we get potatoes?
no, we have potatoes at home.
the potatoes at home:
2:25
*p o t h o l e s*
POTASSIUM TOES
*POTTOES*
Pota po pp patoo toast puta pota tat atatatara toes pat o sss patAtoons possum toes possstashios pantoe toes pe tati tai toopot ai toe pee potatooss
*P o T h O l E s* *?*
0:49 it reminded me of another vid emkay made, where some guy had a stroke spelling a word and then at the end just said BONK XD
"Say hi to reddit"
"McChicken"
Stolen!
@@justsomewendigowithinterne7062 Me traveling the globe to find who asked
@@KingLaZrButBad I don't need somebody's consent to say something dude.
@@KingLaZrButBad Besides. Everybody who steals a comment is just a beggar that is hungry for likes. Read the comment on the top, it says something that is similar to what you said.
@@justsomewendigowithinterne7062 They just quoted what was in the video. Also, Stolen is technically a stolen comment ; )
No one:
Random person: this game is a very cursed and will haunt ruin *and b r a i n*
r/ihadastroke
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It iz bad nu juko it dead moy lily bwodoor nut guud basd gam very a horiball go dealate it it it it it it
Oh yeah, this is big brain time !
"I can speak perfect gibberish"
-Damien, 2k19
GamingwithS 21 he also said we can touch him........
@@aceampora6012 where...? 😏
GamingwithS 21 wherever you please....😏
@@aceampora6012 r/cursedcomments
GamingwithS 21 you know you needed this today. You know it.
Thumbnail Translated for people on a lower cognitive level:
Dori: “Hi, I hate you.”
Melmon: “I know.”
What does the narrator box say?
@@ricestrange I don’t know. I’ll go back to this video to work on it. Be back in 2 minutes.
@@epicsoul8136 You said 2 minutes.
@@Nat-irl I Had to get Milk…
@@epicsoul8136 then what IS it
imagine his neighbours heard this through the wall just nsdadnahdsbhdfsahbf
*(Imaginining)*
I mean imagoning
Imagiening
Wait, im gonna check the tranzlator
*Imagining
4:57 Ah yes, my favorite song by falling in reverse, Good gorls bad guys
Quavers ad you mean
8:18 That almost started to sound like a beat. Like when I try to explain the beat of a song to my friends.
And now, a moment of silence for Damien’s brain cells and suppressed laughter
12:18
Damien: " ah, yes, the hissacockaroach
12:16
I feel like this subreddit was made for Damien to sound like hes reading brail in morse code out loud
Hunter Hurst mine eleephont
Hunter Hurst ye
2:47
"She was had been a the died."
Noooose
O:>
@Tesseract this sad be a murder but knows what who happened is.
"And is bad and will haunt ruin and brain"